You awaken standing, triumphantly, short sword in hand, along a grass field... in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly a cold wind passes by and you are embarrassed by your epic stance, for some reason.

Who are you, and where the hell is this place?

<span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-i">Welcome to</span>A Crude Quest. <span class="mu-i">In this quest, any poster can continue the story, the only requirements being they were the first one to respond to the last post, and that they include a hand drawn image related to their response. Have fun! </span></span>