Rolled 4 (1d100)
In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful, peace be upon you.
The time has come for the community of faithful to embark on Struggle and enact God's will. Make peace with your mothers and sisters and enlist yourselves among the ranks of the mujahideen, for those who serve Him will surely be rewarded, as the Prophet, peace be upon him, has foretold.
Strike into the hearts of the unbelievers and destroy the Empire State Building, the beating heart of the kaffirs, the apostates and usurers, who dare place themselves above the infinite love and wisdom of God.