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>[CC-DA PILOT MISSION STATUS REPORT PENDING. DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?]
>[BEGIN AUDIO RECORDING IN 3. 2. 1. . .]
>"*ahem* Dear mission diary, it's you-know-who! Man, me and Storkie really got ourselves in a bit of a pickle this time! Does anyone say that anymore? Bit of a pickle- Well anyways, we were just supposed to inspect this tiny little black hole thingie in the sky but suddenly BLAM, both our ships got sucked in! After landing in a creepy mushroom forest and being harassed by a MEGA creepy mushroom lady for a couple minutes, Storkie popped up outta nowhere and shot her right in the fungus face! Man Storkie is so cool! But... she always seems so... stressed out all the time... I wonder if she's doing well? She got really upset when we broke the CC-DA while flying away from the mushroom creepazoids, I hope she's not angry at me for not packing up correctly like she always says we should... Ughh, enough about negative stuff! Aaaanyways, after finding a local cowboy town and a creepy cultist church, we met this cool guy with an eyepatch that decided to help us move closer to this "capital" the locals keep talking about, we think something in there is gonna help us get back home! Some stuff happened after that, Storkie went into this MEGA creepy cave with some other bandit chick to get a car or something? I wasn't really following it, I just know ten minutes later a really big vehicle came out of the cave, with a passed out Storkie inside! I wonder what happened in there...? Maybe I should ask her when she wakes up... Nah! She'll just get pissed off and call me dumb... again... Oh right! I'm recording this! Umm... CC-DA Pilot, over and out! ...I guess."
>[CC-DA PILOT MISSION STATUS REPORT PENDING. DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?]
>[BEGIN AUDIO RECORDING IN 3. 2. 1. . .]
>"*ahem* Dear mission diary, it's you-know-who! Man, me and Storkie really got ourselves in a bit of a pickle this time! Does anyone say that anymore? Bit of a pickle- Well anyways, we were just supposed to inspect this tiny little black hole thingie in the sky but suddenly BLAM, both our ships got sucked in! After landing in a creepy mushroom forest and being harassed by a MEGA creepy mushroom lady for a couple minutes, Storkie popped up outta nowhere and shot her right in the fungus face! Man Storkie is so cool! But... she always seems so... stressed out all the time... I wonder if she's doing well? She got really upset when we broke the CC-DA while flying away from the mushroom creepazoids, I hope she's not angry at me for not packing up correctly like she always says we should... Ughh, enough about negative stuff! Aaaanyways, after finding a local cowboy town and a creepy cultist church, we met this cool guy with an eyepatch that decided to help us move closer to this "capital" the locals keep talking about, we think something in there is gonna help us get back home! Some stuff happened after that, Storkie went into this MEGA creepy cave with some other bandit chick to get a car or something? I wasn't really following it, I just know ten minutes later a really big vehicle came out of the cave, with a passed out Storkie inside! I wonder what happened in there...? Maybe I should ask her when she wakes up... Nah! She'll just get pissed off and call me dumb... again... Oh right! I'm recording this! Umm... CC-DA Pilot, over and out! ...I guess."
