>>5883281You run up to the front of the class, nearly bursting with excitement as everyone lays their eyes on you. You don’t even care what they’re looking at you with, you’re just happy that they are.
“Helllllllooooooooooo everybody!!! ＼(⌒▽⌒)” you vigorously wave your arm back and forth, “Thank you all so much for letting me present to you all today!!! :3”
“N-no problem deary” Ms. T nervously says, unsure of what you’re going to do next. ”Bu-“
“We all had to present today, hairhead” Jessica says with complete and utter boredom, already trying her best to tune out whatever it is you’re going to be saying.
“Well, without further ado, I present to you-!” You start to make a drumbeat-like sound with your mouth, while trying to mimic playing a drum set with your arms, “Why humans love watermelons so much!!!! \ (o^▽^o) /“
Even louder sighs come out now, with one of your classmates slamming their heads into their desk, making a small puddle of oil to form a pool from it.
“B-b-but-Pariah!” Ms T starts to get out of her chair, “The presentation-That-You’ve already submitted a presentation and it’s not as if you can just-”
“NOT ANYMORE!!! >:3” You pull out a usb with the words ‘human watermelons’ written in marker from your skirt pocket, quickly bolt over and plug it into her computer. Having images of humans pop up on screen.
“I-He-Bu-I-I!...Ok then.” She sits back down in defeat.
“Anyways! (^^)” You strike a pose, “It all began in Egypt by the year 2000 BC-”
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