A young chimp is sharing a cage with its brothers. Yet another day has passed in lab experiments, oils being rubbed on your monkey skin, large needles plunged in you monkey arms, metal helmets are placed to protect your monkey brain from awkward landings in the trampoline room. Its nighttime and now you can rest but there is one thing bugging you and that is

>that you don't have a super cool separate cage, like the big fighter chimps. All of these experiments are to make you the Ultimate Chimp Fighter. And you want the UCF belt, bad.
>Joe Rogan's latest podcast and his bug bulbous head
>the growing synapses in your brain that have been expanding your vocabulary the past few weeks