The GOONER DONG means that You, MOMMY, are the QUEEN of the GOONIVERSE. Or maybe you're the KING, that's up to You.
DAUGHTERU is, evidentially, unhappy with this agreement. She flies away from You, utilizing the communication CONCUBINE and THE DREAMER created to speak to You.
<span class="mu-r">Fuck you, MOMMY</span>
She sounds mad, if that's possible.
<span class="mu-g">I wouldn't say no</span>
Her MAGNUM DONG is just TOO LEWD, You can't help but LUST for it, even with a DONG of your own.
<span class="mu-r">Ugh</span>
DAUGHTERU sighs.
<span class="mu-r">You won't be seeing me for a long time. Enjoy ruling your GOONIVERSE.</span>
With that, DAUGHTERU flies away into the distant stars, which have existed as long as You can remember.
>Create a god
>Create a world
>Create a FINE BITCH
>Create a GOON CAVE
>Alter yourself (how?)
Last one for the night. I did not expect this to go off the rails so fast and I did not expect the SUPER SECRET HIDDEN DC of 90 to get beaten. We'll see where April Fools takes this.
