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HERO('s party member) QUEST

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:06:44 No.5983227 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5983238 >>5983239 >>5983241

OH SHIT NIGGA. The world's gonna end or some shit! Time to go help the inexperienced hero to save it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:14:41 No.5983238 Report

Quoted By: >>5983242

>>5983227
Are we paid to do it or is it like a charity work?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:15:55 No.5983239 Report

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>>5983227
Damn our hero looks like a generic dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:16:49 No.5983241 Report

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>>5983227
Are we the waifu?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:17:02 No.5983242 Report

Quoted By: >>5983244 >>5983247

>>5983238
Well i think it'd depend on your character class and backstory, I suppose. Plus, if the world ends then there wouldn't be anybody to even pay you anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:17:35 No.5983244 Report

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>>5983242
I dunno, what if we signed up with the bad guys instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:19:06 No.5983247 Report

Quoted By: >>5983253

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>>5983242
It really depends on how the world will end, while meteor won't be able to pay us maybe an eldrich god be bale to offer us a reward and double cross us at around the mid point? Like late-mid-point or early-finale

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:22:13 No.5983253 Report

Quoted By: >>5983254 >>5983256

>>5983247
Damnit anon, don't think about it too hard. You're making the game skip to character creation so I can't shitpost

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:23:05 No.5983254 Report

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5983253
Scratch the disk by moving the console!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:23:56 No.5983256 Report

Quoted By: >>5983261

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983253
Alright, lets get to the character creation, who are we? Dude McGuy? DMPCIUS OP MAXIMUS? Sally McTits? John?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:25:46 No.5983261 Report

Quoted By: >>5983262 >>5983263

>>5983256
Pretend there's sound effects and music you just heard the menu load

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:26:49 No.5983262 Report

Quoted By: >>5983264

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>>5983261
uhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:27:03 No.5983263 Report

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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5983261
AYO TOP RIGHT
WHAT'S THAT BOX

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:28:03 No.5983264 Report

Quoted By: >>5983266

>>5983262
>>5983263
Dunno whatchu guys talkin' about, there aint nuthin' up there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:29:02 No.5983266 Report

Quoted By: >>5983267

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5983264
You flipped it to the opposite corner, bottom left

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:29:33 No.5983267 Report

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>>5983266
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:30:17 No.5983269 Report

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5983267
Me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:38:53 No.5983277 Report

Quoted By: >>5983278 >>5983279 >>5983280

>>5983269
Damnit. ya got me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:39:32 No.5983278 Report

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>>5983277
I SEE ANOTHER MYSTERY BOX BY THE FIST OF GOD
OPEN IT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dtLwL6tr Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:41:26 No.5983279 Report

Quoted By: >>5983281

>>5983277
MYSTERY BOX!
MYSTERY BOX!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:43:42 No.5983280 Report

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>>5983277
WIZARD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:44:06 No.5983281 Report

Quoted By: >>5983282 >>5983287 >>5983289

>>5983278
>>5983279
There is no mystery box. You're hallucinating

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:44:42 No.5983282 Report

Quoted By: >>5983296

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5983281
it's right under female wizard's staff tho, wym

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:45:47 No.5983287 Report

Quoted By: >>5983296

>>5983281
Under the girl wizards staff gem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dtLwL6tr Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:46:31 No.5983289 Report

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>>5983281
You can't outsneak us!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:51:33 No.5983296 Report

Quoted By: >>5983298 >>5983299 >>5983303 >>5983306

>>5983282
>>5983287
>>5983289
Fine geez

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:52:11 No.5983298 Report

Quoted By: >>5983307

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>>5983296
Ain't no way OP
you got one more box in the bottom left corner again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dNomNVXx Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:52:34 No.5983299 Report

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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5983296
bottom left, i still see it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mHEv7vZH Sun 21 Apr 2024 19:55:35 No.5983303 Report

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5983296
Screw the mystery box, I want the FIST OF GOD!
(OR Nuclear Wizard, whichever)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:00:25 No.5983306 Report

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>>5983296
Reveal the box

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:00:32 No.5983307 Report

Quoted By: >>5983308 >>5983311 >>5983320 >>5983322

>>5983298
>>5983299
I dunno, I don't see it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:01:06 No.5983308 Report

Quoted By: >>5983325

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5983307
ABOVE AUTOMATON KNIGHT'S HEAD
OPEN IT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:02:50 No.5983311 Report

Quoted By: >>5983325

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5983307
Open sesame

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UEmJUqqU Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:09:49 No.5983320 Report

Quoted By: >>5983322

>>5983307
Thicc Lady Double Wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UEmJUqqU Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:10:52 No.5983322 Report

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>>5983320
>>5983307

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:12:44 No.5983325 Report

Quoted By: >>5983328 >>5983330 >>5983333 >>5983334 >>5983335 >>5983337 >>5983338 >>5983345

>>5983311
>>5983308
Arright. Youve forced my hand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:14:29 No.5983328 Report

Quoted By: >>5983331

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5983325
OPTIMAL ARMOR KNIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:14:56 No.5983330 Report

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>>5983325
Alright, lessee...I say we take Double Wizard, haven't been playing as wizards in a while

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:15:30 No.5983331 Report

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>>5983328
(bikini version)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dNomNVXx Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:15:59 No.5983333 Report

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5983325
>no more boxes
sad, but it had to end eventually
anyways, i'll pick combiner golem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:16:06 No.5983334 Report

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5983325
Fist of God sounds holy.
Choose that one.
Combiner Golem
Wizard from the poll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IqVf/CsZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:16:31 No.5983335 Report

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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5983325
Nuke wiz!
Legalize nuclear casting!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:17:29 No.5983337 Report

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>>5983325
So do we choose 4 characters like our adventure quest we play as that one character in a team?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:17:31 No.5983338 Report

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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5983325
COMBINER GOLEM GOOOOO

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:18:52 No.5983342 Report

Quoted By: >>5983343 >>5983344 >>5983348

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I think we should choose to give OP money instead. Since he's such a swell guy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:20:14 No.5983343 Report

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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5983342
Take the groucho glasses off, OP
We know your tricks!
Is it multiplayer or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:20:27 No.5983344 Report

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5983342
I think this mysterious guy should punch self in face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zqgNKweM Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:20:57 No.5983345 Report

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>>5983325
Metal bikini knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:22:23 No.5983348 Report

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>>5983342
Fascinating proposal, but I don't see any "money" classes in there

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:24:44 No.5983350 Report

Quoted By: >>5983351 >>5983352 >>5983354 >>5983355

>>5983344

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:25:45 No.5983351 Report

Quoted By: >>5983354 >>5983357

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>>5983350
Is this thing multiplayer?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:26:41 No.5983352 Report

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>>5983350
Now back to the adventure.
I choose Fist of God
His name sir Orkius of BucketHeads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:26:52 No.5983354 Report

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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5983350
Heh, kinda looks like he just ate a lemon
Anyways, double wizards, lets go!
>>5983351
Nah we play as voices in the head of a player character

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:26:53 No.5983355 Report

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5983350
I think this guy should hand me over money instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:28:10 No.5983357 Report

Quoted By: >>5983358 >>5983359 >>5983360 >>5983361 >>5983366 >>5983367 >>5983370 >>5983371

>>5983351
Well technically since we're all playing together. In a way it's multiplayer. You could say that perhaps the real multiplayer was the anons we met along the way.

Also just controlling 1 dude at a time gives me less of a headache

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:29:17 No.5983358 Report

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5983357
Gib bikini knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:29:44 No.5983359 Report

Quoted By: >>5983373

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5983357
Ok let's pick our party members.
Fist of God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IqVf/CsZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:29:50 No.5983360 Report

Quoted By: >>5983365

>>5983357
Gib nuke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:30:13 No.5983361 Report

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5983357
COMBINER GOLEM
LOCK IN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IqVf/CsZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:31:03 No.5983365 Report

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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5983360
Fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:31:03 No.5983366 Report

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>>5983357
OP, quit stalling and lock in the classes
Twin wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:31:15 No.5983367 Report

Quoted By: >>5983373

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5983357
WHERE IS MY MONEY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:31:55 No.5983370 Report

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>>5983357

NUKE WIZARD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dNomNVXx Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:32:30 No.5983371 Report

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>>5983357
you dropped your glasses so i'm not surprised you have to lean in close to relay your wisdom OP
if we can't be COMBINER GOLEM i wouldn't mind being the skeleton getting a headpat from spooky wizard though

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:33:26 No.5983373 Report

Quoted By: >>5983374 >>5983375 >>5983378 >>5983380 >>5983382 >>5983388

>>5983359
Which Fist of God? This dude?

>>5983367
I ate it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:34:08 No.5983374 Report

Quoted By: >>5983381

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5983373
I'ma roll for COMBINER GOLEM

but I also like Fire Knight cause he got a car

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:34:25 No.5983375 Report

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>>5983373
Yes. Party member 1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:35:21 No.5983378 Report

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>>5983373
Rolling for thicc female wizards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:35:52 No.5983380 Report

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>>5983373
Double wizard!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:36:07 No.5983381 Report

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>>5983374
Oh, ya one a' those huh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:36:22 No.5983382 Report

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5983373
Yeah he's a good first choice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:36:46 No.5983383 Report

Quoted By: >>5983389

>>5983381
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back combiner bros.
DO IT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dNomNVXx Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:37:00 No.5983384 Report

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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5983381
i'm pretty sure we're one of those, yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:37:14 No.5983385 Report

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5983381
Party member 1 is fist of God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:37:22 No.5983386 Report

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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5983381
BIKINI KNIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:37:30 No.5983387 Report

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5983381
Double wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UEmJUqqU Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:37:36 No.5983388 Report

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983373
Rolling Double Wizard!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:37:46 No.5983389 Report

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5983381
>>5983383
ROLL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UEmJUqqU Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:38:47 No.5983390 Report

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>>5983381
Double Wizard! Lets go! (I keep replying before the refresh. fml)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:38:59 No.5983391 Report

Quoted By: >>5983393 >>5983394 >>5983396

>>5983385
You seem to be under the impression that we'll pick more party members. There will be only 1 winner for the protag seat

because actual multiplayer quests make OP head hort

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:39:18 No.5983392 Report

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5983381
THICCCC WIZARD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:39:54 No.5983393 Report

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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5983391
ROLLING AGAIN FOR COMBINER GOLEM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:40:09 No.5983394 Report

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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5983391
I figured we are just choosing our party we play the hero
Fist of God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:41:06 No.5983396 Report

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5983391
DOUBLE WIZARD, COME ON

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:41:08 No.5983397 Report

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>>5983393
You got like a fetish or something, what's going on here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:41:25 No.5983398 Report

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>>5983381
I want the female wizard please and thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:41:41 No.5983399 Report

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>>5983397
CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
IT'S COMBINER TIME!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:41:42 No.5983400 Report

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983397
Gotta keep rolling for bikini knight I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:42:05 No.5983401 Report

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>>5983397
NUKE WIZARD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:42:07 No.5983402 Report

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>>5983397
Still double wizard but I gotta ask how many times we gotta reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:42:31 No.5983404 Report

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>>5983397
Fist of God seems like a swell guy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:42:32 No.5983405 Report

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>>5983397
If this is the the hero class.
Combiner Golem then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:42:43 No.5983406 Report

Quoted By: >>5983410

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5983397
THICCCCCC WIZARD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:42:55 No.5983407 Report

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>>5983397
female wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:43:35 No.5983408 Report

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>>5983397
Rolling Musquiteer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dNomNVXx Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:43:42 No.5983409 Report

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>>5983397
i will combine my power with my fellow combiner golem voters

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:44:42 No.5983410 Report

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>>5983406
There's like 8 wizards here so I dunno which one is that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zqgNKweM Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:44:46 No.5983411 Report

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>>5983397
BIKINI ARMOR

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:45:19 No.5983412 Report

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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5983410
COMBINER BROS
GET IN HERE
WE'RE COMBINING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tN1ANtH5 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:45:31 No.5983413 Report

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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5983410
The nukie, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:45:37 No.5983414 Report

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>>5983410
Double wizard is who I think anon refers to, I just want a funny hat myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:45:46 No.5983415 Report

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>>5983410
FEMALE DOUBLE WIZARD OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:46:12 No.5983418 Report

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>>5983410
FIST OF GODDE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:46:19 No.5983419 Report

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>>5983410
Combiner
Instead. Locking in let's go!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IqVf/CsZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:46:19 No.5983420 Report

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>>5983410
Im joining combiner gang to stop these shenanigans, get on with the quest!

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:46:41 No.5983421 Report

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>>5983413
Of course. Look at that girth.

Are we happy with this pick?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:47:17 No.5983422 Report

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>>5983421
ofcoursh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:47:18 No.5983423 Report

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>>5983421
negative, we need our combiner GOLEM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:47:32 No.5983424 Report

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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5983410
he meant any of the wizards honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:48:13 No.5983425 Report

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>>5983421
One Female optimal armor knight please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:48:43 No.5983426 Report

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Rolled 19 (1d109)

>>5983421
Combiner with fist of God
Lock in let's go!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:48:44 No.5983427 Report

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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5983421
Nope, Fist of God is the correct pick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:48:54 No.5983428 Report

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5983421
he wanted spooky wizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:48:59 No.5983429 Report

Quoted By: >>5983431 >>5983432 >>5983433 >>5983434 >>5983435 >>5983438

>>5983424
Any of the wizards? Then I guess I gotta pick one randomly from this box o' names

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:49:16 No.5983430 Report

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5983421
I will always PICK the FIST

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:49:22 No.5983431 Report

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5983429
Double wizard, baby, come on!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:49:52 No.5983432 Report

Quoted By:

>>5983429
Wizard Knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:49:53 No.5983433 Report

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5983429
Pulls out fist of god
Fist wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:49:54 No.5983434 Report

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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5983429
yes, its the only fair way (female)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:50:02 No.5983435 Report

Quoted By: >>5983436 >>5983437 >>5983439

>>5983429

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:50:24 No.5983436 Report

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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5983435
is it... Combiner???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:50:54 No.5983437 Report

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5983435
Fist of god

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:51:02 No.5983438 Report

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5983429
FEMALE DOUBLE WIZARD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:51:18 No.5983439 Report

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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5983435
All of them at once?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:51:27 No.5983440 Report

Quoted By: >>5983443 >>5983444 >>5983445 >>5983446 >>5983447 >>5983448 >>5983451

OH MY GOD. IT'S....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:52:17 No.5983443 Report

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5983440
That's our class then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:52:35 No.5983444 Report

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5983440
GIVE US THE FEMALE DOUBLE WIZARD NIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:52:41 No.5983445 Report

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5983440
twink wizard...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:52:49 No.5983446 Report

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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5983440
Damn.......

But what about our combiners???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:52:59 No.5983447 Report

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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5983440
Well, I would've went with double wizard, but I shall obey as box commands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dNomNVXx Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:53:00 No.5983448 Report

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5983440
that's the back of the card op, flip it over to get our pull from the wizard gacha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:53:42 No.5983451 Report

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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5983440
mm yes yes op is indeed a faget

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:55:24 No.5983454 Report

Quoted By: >>5983455 >>5983456 >>5983457 >>5983458 >>5983459 >>5983460 >>5983461 >>5989920

Since according to this ancient text, OP is a fag. So what if I roll the gacha and see which of the 37 choices we get.

That way the RNG could result in NOBODY happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:56:39 No.5983455 Report

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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5983454
We are all fags, we're on 4chan after all, now get rolling the wizard, Double Wizard, preferably, perhaps a girl one, as other anon wants

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:56:43 No.5983456 Report

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5983454
fine, do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:56:45 No.5983457 Report

Quoted By: >>5983462

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983454
Ok

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:56:47 No.5983458 Report

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5983454
CHALLENGE NOT ACCEPTED
GIB FEMALE DOUBLE WIZARD NAO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:57:20 No.5983459 Report

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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5983454
Press the random bottom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dNomNVXx Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:57:24 No.5983460 Report

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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5983454
go for it, nobody should be happy
meaning you should ignore the result and draw another class, discarding all the choices listed previously

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:58:17 No.5983461 Report

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5983454
Ask for a second opinion

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:59:14 No.5983462 Report

Quoted By: >>5983463 >>5983464 >>5983465 >>5983468 >>5983469 >>5983470 >>5983471 >>5989920 >>6002095 >>6002099

>>5983457
Alright bois. You ready?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:59:47 No.5983463 Report

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5983462
yeh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:59:51 No.5983464 Report

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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5983462
Yeah hit it
No one's gonna be happy if we keep arguing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sun 21 Apr 2024 20:59:55 No.5983465 Report

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>>5983462
Ye

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:00:34 No.5983468 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5983462
Let's roll!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:00:55 No.5983469 Report

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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5983462
NOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:01:10 No.5983470 Report

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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5983462
Here we go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dNomNVXx Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:01:15 No.5983471 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5983462
rolling to support the choice to resolve things by rolling

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:01:42 No.5983472 Report

Quoted By: >>5983473 >>5983474 >>5983475 >>5983476 >>5983478 >>5983479 >>5983480

Rolled 13 (1d36)

Aaaannnnnnd the roll is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:02:15 No.5983473 Report

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>>5983472
Sure fiah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:02:25 No.5983474 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5983472
FEMALE KNIGHT OF FIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc
ITS TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:02:56 No.5983475 Report

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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5983472
Haha flaming faget knight!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:03:00 No.5983476 Report

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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5983472
Knight of fire, eh? Decent

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:03:15 No.5983478 Report

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5983472
AT LEAST WE GET A CART

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:03:22 No.5983479 Report

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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5983472
Good enough

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:03:22 No.5983480 Report

Quoted By: >>5983481 >>5983483 >>5983486 >>5983487 >>5983488 >>5983489 >>5983491 >>5983492 >>5983496

>>5983472

THE FEMALE KNIGHT OF FIRE!

SHE HAS A WAGON!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:03:58 No.5983481 Report

Quoted By: >>5983500

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5983480
LETS HECKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:04:07 No.5983483 Report

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5983480
How did it not burn down?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dNomNVXx Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:04:59 No.5983486 Report

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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5983480
clearly we're (on) the wagon and the knight of fire is the protagonist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:05:14 No.5983487 Report

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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5983480
Neat, now where she travel to?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:05:20 No.5983488 Report

Quoted By: >>5983490

>>5983480
WHY DOES SHE WEAR A MASK?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:05:47 No.5983489 Report

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5983480
she's hot *dabs*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:06:21 No.5983490 Report

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5983488

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:06:36 No.5983491 Report

Quoted By:

>>5983480
The wagon have fellow adventurers?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:07:19 No.5983492 Report

Quoted By:

>>5983480
How many horses?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UNymO0WN Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:10:51 No.5983496 Report

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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5983480
Where are our friends?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:13:50 No.5983500 Report

Quoted By: >>5983502 >>5983503 >>5983504 >>5983505 >>5983506

>>5983481
And so. You are the KNIGHT OF FIRE. Member of a noble house known for their mastery of the flames...and also using said mastery to compete with other noble houses in the fine art of...magical wagon racing.

Oracles have foretold of a great calamity looming over us all soon, threatening to swallow up the world and forever leaving it in darkness. Unless the chosen one appears and save us all.

But that's none of your concern right now. Right now you gotta win this race in your souped up custom noble wagon.
Or you'll look like a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:14:31 No.5983502 Report

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5983500
GAS GAS GAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:14:54 No.5983503 Report

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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5983500
Put up the coolest look you got, where are Ye Olde Shades?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:15:36 No.5983504 Report

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5983500
Oh this is a wacky racers game? Ok why not!?
Hit the throttle! Burn rubber!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:17:01 No.5983505 Report

Quoted By: >>5983507

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5983500
throw a fire bomb at the guy trying to pass you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:17:28 No.5983506 Report

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5983500
Pedal to the metal

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:19:42 No.5983507 Report

Quoted By: >>5983508 >>5983509 >>5983511 >>5983512 >>5983515 >>5983517

>>5983505
This guy?

"GET OFF MY ROAD, FIRE CROTCH"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:20:35 No.5983508 Report

Quoted By: >>5983518

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5983507
FIRE SCHOOL TECHNIQUE!
MOLOTOV COCKTAIL!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:21:17 No.5983509 Report

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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5983507
Rude, set him on fire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hmVA/pr8 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:22:37 No.5983511 Report

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5983507
>This guy?
no, the other one. name's "shit sherlock", first name's "no"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:23:14 No.5983512 Report

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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5983507
yeah him, we hate him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:26:20 No.5983515 Report

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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5983507
Obliterate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:27:28 No.5983517 Report

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5983507
Better a fiery crotch than a stinky one FAGGOT

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:29:02 No.5983518 Report

Quoted By: >>5983519 >>5983520 >>5983522 >>5983523 >>5983525

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5983508
PYROMANCY SPELL: MOLOTOV COCKTAIL INCOMING

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:29:37 No.5983519 Report

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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5983518
H-HE'S FAST!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:30:00 No.5983520 Report

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5983518
More speed lines!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:31:09 No.5983522 Report

Quoted By: >>5983527

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983518
perfect, first try

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:31:30 No.5983523 Report

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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5983518
NOT SO FAST FAAAAAAG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:34:18 No.5983525 Report

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5983518
fugg

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:35:33 No.5983527 Report

Quoted By: >>5983529 >>5983531 >>5983532

>>5983522
"LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GO BACK TO KNIGHT SCHOOL"

HE TAKES THE LEAD!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:36:50 No.5983529 Report

Quoted By: >>5983534

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5983527
START DRIFITNG THE CORNERS TO CATCH UP!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:37:28 No.5983531 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5983527
CALL HIM GAY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:40:04 No.5983532 Report

Quoted By: >>5983536

>>5983527
Hit the burning nitro boost!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:41:47 No.5983534 Report

Quoted By: >>5983535 >>5983536 >>5983537 >>5983538

>>5983529
F-FIRE DORIFTO?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:43:03 No.5983535 Report

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5983534
Drift so hard the sparks on the tire turn blue from how hot they are

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:43:31 No.5983536 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5983534
>>5983532
Nitro!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hmVA/pr8 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:43:41 No.5983537 Report

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5983534
time to lock in on that fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:44:03 No.5983538 Report

Quoted By: >>5983542

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5983534
Yeah, we learned it from our Dad who taught us when we were still in our teens delivering food

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:49:00 No.5983542 Report

Quoted By: >>5983545 >>5983546 >>5983547

>>5983538
"S-SHE'S FAS---I MEAN, YOU TRYIN' TO CATCH UP WITH ME?!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:50:04 No.5983545 Report

Quoted By: >>5983553

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5983542
PUT THE PRESSURE ON HIM SO HE MESSES UP!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:51:03 No.5983546 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5983542
Space deer! Look out!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:51:25 No.5983547 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5983542
CALL HIM GAY

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:54:53 No.5983553 Report

Quoted By: >>5983557 >>5983558 >>5983564

>>5983545
ALMOST THERE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:55:38 No.5983557 Report

Quoted By: >>5983558 >>5983570

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5983553
Call him gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:56:07 No.5983558 Report

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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5983553
>>5983557
yeah, this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QLqXBjp6 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:56:21 No.5983559 Report

Quoted By: >>5983561 >>5983563 >>5983564

How the fuck does this qst have so many replies so quickly?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:58:27 No.5983561 Report

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>>5983559
beep boop, stop noticing things

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 21:59:02 No.5983563 Report

Quoted By:

>>5983559
All me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:00:07 No.5983564 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5983553
GAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

>>5983559
I have too many hands sorry

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:04:33 No.5983570 Report

Quoted By: >>5983572 >>5983573 >>5983574

>>5983557
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO THEN! EAT THIS!"

HE THROWS OUT ONE OF HIS NIGHT KNIGHT POWERS! THE OPPOSITE OF A FLASHBANG!....a shadowbang

"I'M STILL WORKSHOPPING THE NAME"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:05:46 No.5983572 Report

Quoted By: >>5983577

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5983570
COUNTER WITH YOUR OWN POWERS! FLAMING BALL (lol) of FIRE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:05:51 No.5983573 Report

Quoted By: >>5983576

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5983570
NIGGERBANG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:07:05 No.5983574 Report

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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5983570
"keep your eyes on the road" he goes off a cliff

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:08:25 No.5983576 Report

Quoted By: >>5983577 >>5983580

>>5983573
AH CAN'T SEE SHIT CAP'N

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:09:00 No.5983577 Report

Quoted By: >>5983582

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5983576
>>5983572
THEN GET READY TO THROW IT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:11:28 No.5983580 Report

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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5983576
navigate by sound alone

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:14:16 No.5983582 Report

Quoted By: >>5983585 >>5983588 >>5983589 >>5983592

>>5983577

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:15:27 No.5983585 Report

Quoted By: >>5983600

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5983582
THROW IT AT THE BACK OF HIS DARKWAGON!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:16:10 No.5983588 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5983582
Catch THIS crotch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:17:03 No.5983589 Report

Quoted By: >>5983592 >>5983600

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5983582
throw it BEHIND yourself, the explosion will propel you forward!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:17:55 No.5983592 Report

Quoted By: >>5983600

>>5983582
>>5983589
WAIT A NEW TECHNIQUE? FIRE BOOSTAH???
I CHANGE MY ROLL FOR THIS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:25:16 No.5983600 Report

Quoted By: >>5983601 >>5983603

>>5983585
>>5983589
>>5983592
THE FIRE BOOSTA PROPELLED YOU STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DARKNESS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:26:03 No.5983601 Report

Quoted By: >>5983604

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5983600
ACTIVATE FLAMING RAM AND KNOCK NIGHT KNIGHT OFF THE ROAD WITH YOUR SPEED BOOST!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lTSsiEFP Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:28:00 No.5983603 Report

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5983600
If Speed racer has taught me anything, it's A-OK to kill a guy if it means winning the race.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:28:10 No.5983604 Report

Quoted By: >>5983608 >>5983610

>>5983601
"SPEED BOOST HUH?! EXACTLY WHAT I WAS COUNTING ON, SEE YA FIRE CROTCH"

HE BLINDED YOU RIGHT BEFORE A SHARP TURN SO YOU'D BOOST STRAIGHT OFF A CLIFF!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:29:29 No.5983608 Report

Quoted By: >>5983614

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5983604
DEPLOY THE WAGON'S WINGS! LIKE A DRAGON. WE FLY!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:29:42 No.5983610 Report

Quoted By: >>5983612

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5983604
go off the rails, you were bribed to take a dive by the goblin clan that your family owes money too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:33:59 No.5983612 Report

Quoted By: >>5983614

>>5983610
Damn. Were you? Hol up, gotta check

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:34:34 No.5983614 Report

Quoted By: >>5983617

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5983612
Hey that guy's ripping on Redline!
We're clearly ripping on Initial D!
>>5983608

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:36:32 No.5983617 Report

Quoted By: >>5983619 >>5983620

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5983614
Sure hope nobody does a QTE when I'm checking the script

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:36:56 No.5983619 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5983617
COULD IT BE??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:37:16 No.5983620 Report

Quoted By: >>5983623

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5983617
This is the easiest QTE of all time. Where is OP's rigged dice?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:39:28 No.5983623 Report

Quoted By: >>5983624

>>5983620
Further proof that OP has never rigged any dice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:40:15 No.5983624 Report

Quoted By: >>5983626

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5983623
Thanks for not using rigged dice, OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:43:32 No.5983626 Report

Quoted By: >>5983628

>>5983624

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:44:18 No.5983628 Report

Quoted By: >>5983635

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5983626
HMPH

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:48:58 No.5983635 Report

Quoted By: >>5983636 >>5983638

>>5983628
I kid I kid. You managed to turn the corner in the nick of time, of course of course.

"OH SHIT"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:49:34 No.5983636 Report

Quoted By: >>5983640

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5983635
DEJA VU!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:50:09 No.5983638 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5983635
DRIFT AROUND HIM!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:54:09 No.5983640 Report

Quoted By: >>5983641 >>5983642

>>5983636
THIS IS IT! CAN YOU OVERTAKE HIM AND GRAB THE GOLD?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:55:08 No.5983641 Report

Quoted By: >>5983647

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5983640
USE THE GUTTER TECHNIQUE IN THE HAIRPIN TURNS OF THE TRACK!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sun 21 Apr 2024 22:55:21 No.5983642 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5983640
Retards

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:00:50 No.5983647 Report

Quoted By: >>5983648 >>5983649

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5983641

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:01:23 No.5983648 Report

Quoted By: >>5983649 >>5983658

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5983647
DEJA VU
ROLL FOR THIS EVERYONE IF I DON'T GET IT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:02:43 No.5983649 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5983647
>>5983648
I will roll anyway because the dice is nice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:09:05 No.5983658 Report

Quoted By: >>5983660 >>5983662 >>5983665

>>5983648
"NO!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:10:22 No.5983660 Report

Quoted By: >>5983663

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5983658
YES!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:15:10 No.5983662 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5983658
damn, going for gold despite agreeing to take a dive for the goblin clans. This will not go well!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:16:51 No.5983663 Report

Quoted By: >>5983664 >>5983666 >>5983667

>>5983660
THERE IT IS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:17:25 No.5983664 Report

Quoted By: >>5983673

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5983663
Cross it, stylishly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UEmJUqqU Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:17:35 No.5983665 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5983658
kaboom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:17:53 No.5983666 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5983663
CROSS THE FINISH LINE WITH OUR WHEELS ON FIRE! THE SACRED TECHNIQUE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:17:59 No.5983667 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5983663
SUDDEN BLUE SHELL

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:22:47 No.5983673 Report

Quoted By: >>5983674 >>5983675 >>5983677 >>5983678 >>5983687

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5983664

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:23:18 No.5983674 Report

Quoted By: >>5983682

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5983673
FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:23:28 No.5983675 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5983673
rigged!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:23:49 No.5983677 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5983673
Oh no it was a fake goal post!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:23:52 No.5983678 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5983673
OH SHIT NIGGA CAN WE DO IT?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:24:52 No.5983680 Report

Quoted By:

IS ANYONE GONNA ROLL A NATTY 100 FOR US???

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:25:48 No.5983682 Report

Quoted By: >>5983686 >>5983688 >>5983689 >>5983690 >>5983695

>>5983674
And then....everything goes blank. You kinda forgot what happened after this point

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:26:36 No.5983686 Report

Quoted By: >>5983696

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5983682
... It was a memory?!
Where are we now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hmVA/pr8 Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:26:40 No.5983687 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5983673
fret not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xXytFZx2 Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:27:21 No.5983688 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5983682
"So, you are finally awake!"
Who are you, why am I in a wagon?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:27:21 No.5983689 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5983682
All you could remember that someone said "BLUEEEEEEEEEEE SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL" and now there you are, sans car and armor and helmet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hmVA/pr8 Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:27:42 No.5983690 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5983682
fug, clean our face and lock in on the finish line

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lTSsiEFP Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:38:45 No.5983695 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5983682
Find OP's pen so he can continue drawing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:40:19 No.5983696 Report

Quoted By: >>5983698 >>5983700 >>5984946

>>5983686
Well things didn't quite work out for you after that. After you finally woke up from your coma you found out your wagon is totaled and the family money dried up. Probably shouldn't have bet that much on the race.

Following that, you became indebted to the Adventurer's Guild, since they're the one place you know of that can put your skills to use. Even got you a new, albeit much more shitty, wagon to get you off your feet.

But that's how they getcha. You have spent seemingly endless days doing any quests they throw at you, all so you can work off that debt. Get a proper racing wagon, and take back the Gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:41:32 No.5983698 Report

Quoted By: >>5983702

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5983696
Damn... just delivering bread for the adventuer's guild. This is no way to live!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:43:15 No.5983700 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5983696
We become that new milk man of the Adventurer's Guild.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:46:41 No.5983702 Report

Quoted By: >>5983704 >>5983706

>>5983698
The days are blending together now. Existence is becoming increasingly dull. If only a convenient plot hook would drop into your lap, something that potentially bring you shitloads of crash. Or at least an escape from your currently monotony of doing shitass odd jobs between towns and delivering food.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:47:23 No.5983704 Report

Quoted By: >>5983707

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5983702
Like that's ever gonna happen!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:47:27 No.5983706 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5983702
wait, who's that fresh faced adventurer that just walked into the guild hall?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:50:43 No.5983707 Report

Quoted By: >>5983708 >>5983709

>>5983704
"Ummm, hi. Are you, uh, up to join an adventuring party?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:51:19 No.5983708 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5983707
WHO COULD THIS BE???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:51:24 No.5983709 Report

Quoted By: >>5983711 >>5983714

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5983707
Let's pan the camera over to who said that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:53:23 No.5983711 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5983709

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:56:46 No.5983714 Report

Quoted By: >>5983715 >>5983716 >>5983717

>>5983709
THE LESBIA---I MEAN LILLY KNIGHT?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:57:27 No.5983715 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5983714
Slap yourself back to reality.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:57:33 No.5983716 Report

Quoted By: >>5983719

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5983714
I drive

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 21 Apr 2024 23:57:35 No.5983717 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5983714
SHE'S THE ONE ASKING FOR US TO JOIN HER PARTY???

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:00:08 No.5983719 Report

Quoted By: >>5983720 >>5983723 >>5983725 >>5983726

>>5983716
"Great! Uh, keep panning the camera please. I'm right over here" said the voice off screen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:00:55 No.5983720 Report

Quoted By: >>5983727

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5983719
PAN OVER TO THE REAL ADVENTURER!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:02:14 No.5983723 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5983719
its a goblin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lTSsiEFP Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:05:17 No.5983725 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5983719
We're going need a bigger wagon at this rate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UEmJUqqU Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:07:45 No.5983726 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5983719
It's a spooky ghost

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:09:00 No.5983727 Report

Quoted By: >>5983730 >>5983731 >>5983732 >>5983733 >>5983734 >>5983735 >>5983736 >>5983738 >>5983744 >>5983780 >>5983781 >>5983790 >>5983819 >>5984043 >>5984359 >>5984851

>>5983720
AND HE IS....

A. Level 1 John Dark Souls
B. Fresh-faced adventurer
C. Novice Mage
D. Literal Child

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:10:00 No.5983730 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5983727
B. FRESH-FACED ADVENTURER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:10:46 No.5983731 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5983727
A or C. Hmmmm, if we post is an even number then A if odd C

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:10:50 No.5983732 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5983727
>A. Level 1 John Dark Souls
I like your helmet, helmet man!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:11:31 No.5983733 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5983727
B for ANIME PROTAG look

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r70TtLse Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:11:38 No.5983734 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5983727
D. Literal shota

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dNomNVXx Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:11:40 No.5983735 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5983727
>D. Literal Child
extra humiliation for our washed up racer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lTSsiEFP Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:13:17 No.5983736 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5983727
Dee

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:14:46 No.5983737 Report

Quoted By: >>5983739 >>5983859 >>5984142

Actually, work it out among yourselves who should it be. Cuz it's 7AM and I gotta head off to work soon. So definitely should have suspended thread a wee bit sooner so I can get a power nap. Oh well.

bread continues in probably a day or two. If I don't die.

Updates b here n shit https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:15:08 No.5983738 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5983727
>A. Level 1 John Dark Souls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:17:55 No.5983739 Report

Quoted By:

>>5983737
See ya OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:19:02 No.5983741 Report

Quoted By:

B is way too generic and D is a humiliation ritual

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:20:35 No.5983743 Report

Quoted By:

We got a Star Platinum look to us, I say we invest into FIRE FISTS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:25:48 No.5983744 Report

Quoted By:

>>5983727
D. Because he seems the most qualified

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Mon 22 Apr 2024 00:30:43 No.5983746 Report

Quoted By:

Remember that if we choose John Dark Souls we'll probably go crazy and die because he forgot to give us the Mark of Flame before beating the Zanzibar Boss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Mon 22 Apr 2024 01:24:45 No.5983780 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5983727
>B. Fresh-faced adventurer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:52QyBcMi Mon 22 Apr 2024 01:27:42 No.5983781 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5983727
JOHN DARK SOULS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Mon 22 Apr 2024 01:33:17 No.5983784 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 96 (1d100)

Look, clearly the answer is to have John Dark Souls but underneath the helmet he is Fresh-Faced Adventurer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UNymO0WN Mon 22 Apr 2024 01:36:11 No.5983790 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5983727
>B

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KaF7z46F Mon 22 Apr 2024 02:04:22 No.5983819 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5983727
B. Fresh-faced adventurer
Anime shota ass face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bUN60uLd Mon 22 Apr 2024 02:54:33 No.5983859 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5983737
B + C, he's clearly an generic isekai protagonist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Mon 22 Apr 2024 07:57:22 No.5984043 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5983727
B

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Mon 22 Apr 2024 13:28:43 No.5984142 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5983737
B

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Mon 22 Apr 2024 17:45:58 No.5984252 Report

Quoted By: >>5984260 >>5984793

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Mon 22 Apr 2024 18:03:37 No.5984260 Report

Quoted By: >>5984262

>>5984252
RIP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Mon 22 Apr 2024 18:13:16 No.5984262 Report

Quoted By: >>5984263

>>5984260
is that you OP???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uCrmsAyz Mon 22 Apr 2024 18:16:36 No.5984263 Report

Quoted By:

>>5984262
Nah OP died from accute skeleton cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wlI9l59o Mon 22 Apr 2024 22:19:18 No.5984359 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5983727
>E: Actually Lilly Knight after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 12:45:15 No.5984793 Report

Quoted By:

>>5984252
We'll get her next time, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:16:41 No.5984827 Report

Quoted By:

We're being yeasted by OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:43:17 No.5984841 Report

Quoted By: >>5984842 >>5984844 >>5984847 >>5984855 >>5984860

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:suF4zE77 Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:45:44 No.5984842 Report

Quoted By: >>5984844

>>5984841
Break that bread with our new Palestinians and Jewish friends!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:suF4zE77 Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:46:45 No.5984844 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5984842
>>5984841

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:52QyBcMi Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:48:56 No.5984847 Report

Quoted By: >>5984848 >>5984860 >>5984862

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5984841
Fuck bread I want vegetables not carbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:suF4zE77 Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:49:41 No.5984848 Report

Quoted By:

>>5984847
Woah man, but her dinner first.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:51:50 No.5984851 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5983727
>A. Level 1 John Dark Souls
Because he can shut the fuck up and LISTEN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:54:53 No.5984855 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5984841
Burn my Bread (Purseowner 3 OST)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:57:11 No.5984860 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5984841
>>5984847
shut up lilly

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 14:59:24 No.5984862 Report

Quoted By: >>5984863 >>5984864 >>5984866 >>5984867

>>5984847
Calm down anon, here, have this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:00:31 No.5984863 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5984862
THE POWER OF VEGGIES!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:00:33 No.5984864 Report

Quoted By: >>5984868

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5984862
forcefeed it to Lilly who is clearly trying to force the vegetable agenda

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:03:03 No.5984866 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5984862
Bite the hand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:52QyBcMi Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:03:26 No.5984867 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5984862
Thank you kind OP I will consume this since I trust you have not actually made it deadly by spiking it or whatever else to the same effect

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:04:16 No.5984868 Report

Quoted By: >>5984869 >>5984870 >>5984871 >>5984872 >>5984873

>>5984864
Damnit Lily Knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:05:33 No.5984869 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5984868
GET HER OUTTA HERE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:06:25 No.5984870 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5984868
Pan camera over to the adventurer, who is a combination of John Dark Souls and Fresh-faced Adventurer. Fence-sitting is the thinking mans hobby.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:06:39 No.5984871 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5984868
Shit! Inexperienced adventurer that we chose! Grab her!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:suF4zE77 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:06:43 No.5984872 Report

Quoted By: >>5984875

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5984868
Shoot her with a nuke bullet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:07:40 No.5984873 Report

Quoted By: >>5984874

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5984868
QUICK, NEW ADVENTURER, USE YOUR ISEKAI POWERS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:suF4zE77 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:08:58 No.5984874 Report

Quoted By:

>>5984873
What's that? Getting hit by a truck?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:10:25 No.5984875 Report

Quoted By: >>5984876 >>5984877 >>5984878 >>5984879

>>5984872
>nuke bullet

Wait a minute....Get outta here, Nuke Wizard!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:11:27 No.5984876 Report

Quoted By: >>5984878 >>5984879

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>>5984875
Spite the vegetarians by grilling a steak right here right now, maybe on your head, its on fire, ain't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:suF4zE77 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:12:04 No.5984877 Report

Quoted By: >>5984881

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5984875
The hand of God will stop them!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:12:48 No.5984878 Report

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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5984876
>>5984875
This is the most based option.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:13:01 No.5984879 Report

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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5984876
>>5984875
I concur with this course of action. Steak time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:15:16 No.5984881 Report

Quoted By: >>5984883 >>5984884 >>5984885 >>5984886

>>5984877
YEAH!....Wait a minute. Get outta here, Fist of God!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:16:28 No.5984883 Report

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5984881
Back to the HERO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:suF4zE77 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:17:18 No.5984884 Report

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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5984881
And now we have a full rival party!
Your welcome. Back to the hero

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:17:21 No.5984885 Report

Quoted By: >>5984887

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5984881
The Hero has started roasting marshmallows as all of this is going on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:17:50 No.5984886 Report

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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5984881
Man all these rejects are here, ain't that right, Hero, they are all JEALOUS of MY GREAT FLAMING MANE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:20:40 No.5984887 Report

Quoted By: >>5984888 >>5984889 >>5984890 >>5984891

>>5984885

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:21:35 No.5984888 Report

Quoted By: >>5984893

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5984887
Not that close! It's gonna burn!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:22:16 No.5984889 Report

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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5984887
Fire Blast the hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yNgyG0NZ Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:22:32 No.5984890 Report

Quoted By: >>5984892

>>5984887
Put more gas on the fire, it's kinda low.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:22:52 No.5984891 Report

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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5984887
Strike a pose

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yNgyG0NZ Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:23:32 No.5984892 Report

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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5984890
>>5984890

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:25:24 No.5984893 Report

Quoted By: >>5984895 >>5984896 >>5984897 >>5984898 >>5984899 >>5984900 >>5984903

>>5984888
"Oh sorry, my bad"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:26:31 No.5984895 Report

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5984893
The Hero is.... THE FRESH FACED ADVENTURER?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:26:34 No.5984896 Report

Quoted By: >>5984901

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5984893
So what do we do, Mr.Protagonist?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:26:52 No.5984897 Report

Quoted By: >>5984903

>>5984893
Time to establish the identity of the Hero (for real this time). Evens and he's John Dark Soul, Odds he's fresh faced adventurer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:27:03 No.5984898 Report

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5984893
Wait, this foo said something about an adventuring party?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yNgyG0NZ Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:27:04 No.5984899 Report

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5984893
Tell her she is hawt. As a child hero protag. Lock in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:27:30 No.5984900 Report

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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5984893
It's one of the guild workers who coerced into your debt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:28:15 No.5984901 Report

Quoted By: >>5984902 >>5984904 >>5984905 >>5984908 >>5984909 >>5984910

>>5984896
Right the protag. Of course. Let's see what's the trend...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:28:40 No.5984902 Report

Quoted By: >>5984912

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5984901
FRESH FACED ADVENTURER TAKES IT!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:28:43 No.5984903 Report

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5984897
>>5984893
>put dice in correctly
>they disappear
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:29:12 No.5984904 Report

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5984901
trend is to subvert expectations by going against grain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:29:16 No.5984905 Report

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5984901
I honestly have no idea how you decide those, so uhhhh B, anime protag, seems to be winning

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yNgyG0NZ Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:29:36 No.5984908 Report

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>>5984901
Child hero let's gooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:30:01 No.5984909 Report

Quoted By: >>5984917

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5984901
Well obviously 5 got the highest grade here (A), therefore whoever got 5 votes should win.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:30:36 No.5984910 Report

Quoted By: >>5984914

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5984901
I like John Dark Souls more, but we could just get our Fresh Faced Adventurer to wear a helmet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:32:01 No.5984912 Report

Quoted By: >>5984915 >>5984916 >>5984917 >>5984918 >>5984920

>>5984902
Seems so. Seems so. Unless we all want another round of voting so I can prolong the thread and I dunno, go get a Monster in the mean time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:32:40 No.5984914 Report

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>>5984910
The real utility with John Dark Souls is that even if he dies, he'll just respawn at the last bonfire he rested at. Given the circumstances, that'll probably be our head.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:32:59 No.5984915 Report

Quoted By: >>5984919

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5984912
Well, OP, if you do that, I will tell on you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:33:46 No.5984916 Report

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5984912
No, that's not needed.
NOW COME ON LET'S GET THIS STORY STARTED!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:33:51 No.5984917 Report

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5984909
I am stupid as shit and can't count.
>>5984912
Energy drinks are bad for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:34:02 No.5984918 Report

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>>5984912
Give him the helmet and move on already.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:34:11 No.5984919 Report

Quoted By: >>5984921 >>5984923 >>5984924

>>5984915

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:34:23 No.5984920 Report

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5984912
Swap OP's Monster with Red Bull

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:34:46 No.5984921 Report

Quoted By: >>5984927

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5984919
we're locked into fresh faced adventurer, come onnnnnnn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:36:27 No.5984923 Report

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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5984919
Why the long face, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:36:31 No.5984924 Report

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5984919
A Monster invades the Guild Hall we're in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:40:08 No.5984927 Report

Quoted By: >>5984928 >>5984929 >>5984931

>>5984921

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:40:48 No.5984928 Report

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5984927
Your hair kinda looks like mine, lets be friends

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:40:54 No.5984929 Report

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>>5984927
Seems good, let's ask him what we're doing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:41:27 No.5984931 Report

Quoted By: >>5984932

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5984927
Can I interest you in a helmet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:46:42 No.5984932 Report

Quoted By: >>5984933 >>5984934 >>5984936 >>5984937 >>5984940

>>5984931
"Uhmmm. I'm just starting out on this whole, adventuring thing, I don't really have alot of spare cash"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:47:11 No.5984933 Report

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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5984932
Just put the "FIRE SQUIRE" helmet on him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:47:38 No.5984934 Report

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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5984932
That's OK, I take credit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:48:00 No.5984936 Report

Quoted By: >>5984942

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5984932
Alright then what adventure do you want us to go with you on?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:48:43 No.5984937 Report

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5984932
and you using my fire?
that'll be 5 gold and tip

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:52:53 No.5984940 Report

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5984932
You ever heard of a credit card my boy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:55:30 No.5984942 Report

Quoted By: >>5984943 >>5984944 >>5984945 >>5984948

>>5984936
"Ah yes! of course! Hold on, lemme just get the quest notice"

When he finally manages to fish it out. The quest he asks you to join is:

- Clear out a goblin cave
- Stop bandit attacks on a certain part of the road
- Find a lost item, guy lost it in the woods

- Give OP Money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:56:17 No.5984943 Report

Quoted By: >>5984945 >>5984947

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5984942
>Clear out a goblin cave
seems easy enough
Now come on... to the wagon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:56:19 No.5984944 Report

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5984942
>Deliver Milk to the nearby town

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:58:05 No.5984945 Report

Quoted By: >>5984946

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5984942
>>5984943
we don't have any wagon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:58:37 No.5984946 Report

Quoted By: >>5984949

>>5984945
>>5983696
you dumbass, read the story

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 15:59:51 No.5984947 Report

Quoted By: >>5984949 >>5984951 >>5984952 >>5984953 >>5984954 >>5984956 >>5984958

>>5984943
"Aww gee, thanks, Miss....ummmm....what should I call you?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:00:02 No.5984948 Report

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5984942
Stop the bandits, everyone knows poisonmancers take care of goblin extermination quests

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:00:21 No.5984949 Report

Quoted By: >>5984952

>>5984946
I refuse to ride that piece of garbage
>>5984947
Ice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:01:05 No.5984951 Report

Quoted By: >>5984969

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5984947
Firemane, heir to House Fireborn, greatest wagon racer of your time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:01:23 No.5984952 Report

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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5984947
>>5984949
fug

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:01:43 No.5984953 Report

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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5984947
Pyra Magnus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:02:00 No.5984954 Report

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5984947
Ignis Lumen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:02:32 No.5984956 Report

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5984947
I am the Knight of Fire, but you can call me Hinako

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:03:07 No.5984958 Report

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5984947
>what should I call you?"
Broke. Now get in the wagon, we got Goblins to immolate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:15:04 No.5984969 Report

Quoted By: >>5984970 >>5984971 >>5984972 >>5984973

>>5984951

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:16:59 No.5984970 Report

Quoted By: >>5984980

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5984969
Yeah sure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:17:05 No.5984971 Report

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5984969
How about Fenix "Firemane" Fireborn
Firemane's our nickname

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:17:06 No.5984972 Report

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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5984969
I don't like it, can we pick something else?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:17:55 No.5984973 Report

Quoted By: >>5984977

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5984969
This is such a dumb name I picked, I will agree with veOvLGI and have Firemane be nickname and name be Felix

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:18:37 No.5984975 Report

Quoted By: >>5984976 >>5984977 >>5984978 >>5984980 >>5984981

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:19:23 No.5984976 Report

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>>5984975
Ok time to commit war crimes on these goblins.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:19:51 No.5984977 Report

Quoted By: >>5984982

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5984975
>>5984973
Felix? Fenix? What's the difference, anyways get the name right before we continue

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:20:00 No.5984978 Report

Quoted By: >>5984981 >>5984982

>>5984975
Who are you, mystery drawfag? I know you are not OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:20:51 No.5984980 Report

Quoted By: >>5984982 >>5984983 >>5984985 >>5984987

>>5984970
"Alright, Ms Firemane. Let's head off to the goblin cave" Probably over here >>5984975

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:21:13 No.5984981 Report

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5984975
>>5984978
Confusion strikes me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:21:26 No.5984982 Report

Quoted By: >>5984986

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5984978
that's OP(ee) definitely
>>5984980
>>5984977

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BDCVdvzn Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:21:30 No.5984983 Report

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>>5984980
Napalm those niggas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:22:22 No.5984985 Report

Quoted By: >>5984988

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5984980
Let's hurl a fireball right in there they aren't even in cover

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:22:23 No.5984986 Report

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>>5984982
Huh, haven't see OP(ee) since the one off about dollar store space marine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:22:58 No.5984987 Report

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>>5984980
Open Skill Menu to see how many war crimes we can unleash on these gobos

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:28:05 No.5984988 Report

Quoted By: >>5984989 >>5984990 >>5984991 >>5984992

>>5984985
"Alright, I'll follow your lead! What should we do? Charge in?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:28:50 No.5984989 Report

Quoted By: >>5984991

>>5984988
Let me soften them up first.
NOW, TORCH THAT CAVE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:29:06 No.5984990 Report

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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5984988
I'm gonna try sending a fireball into the cave first

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:29:50 No.5984991 Report

Quoted By: >>5984993

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5984988
>>5984989
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:30:40 No.5984992 Report

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5984988
go inside, block the exist, make oxygen go extinct

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:33:00 No.5984993 Report

Quoted By: >>5984994 >>5984995 >>5984996 >>5984997

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5984991
FWOOOOSSHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:33:26 No.5984994 Report

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5984993
THE OL FIREMANE SPECIAL
SMOKE EM OUT
LET EM BURN JUST LIKE BBQ!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:33:28 No.5984995 Report

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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5984993
nyeah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:33:38 No.5984996 Report

Quoted By: >>5985007

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5984993
O no
-Goblin McGoblinface

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:33:40 No.5984997 Report

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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5984993
Vietnam moment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:36:35 No.5984999 Report

Quoted By: >>5985000 >>5985001 >>5985002 >>5985004 >>5985006

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:37:23 No.5985000 Report

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>>5984999
Sweet, mid-episode title card, also checked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:37:52 No.5985001 Report

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>>5984999
Get the fuck out of here, lesbo. You had your own quest already.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:37:53 No.5985002 Report

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>>5984999
Get outta there Lily Knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:38:46 No.5985004 Report

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>>5984999
Go away Lily!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:40:44 No.5985006 Report

Quoted By: >>5985038

>>5984999
onee x shota

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:44:03 No.5985007 Report

Quoted By: >>5985008 >>5985009 >>5985010 >>5985011

>>5984996
"Boy. Another day, another round of pillaging and harassing the surrounding villages. Time to----Is the sun getting closer or somethi----"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:44:32 No.5985008 Report

Quoted By: >>5985015

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5985007
NOW WE CHARGE IN!
FLAMBERGE AT THE READY!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:44:51 No.5985009 Report

Quoted By: >>5985012

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5985007
dust explosion, just like in my animes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:45:09 No.5985010 Report

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>>5985007
cherg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:45:20 No.5985011 Report

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>>5985007
Make a sword out of fire and charge in there!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:49:52 No.5985012 Report

Quoted By: >>5985013 >>5985014 >>5985015 >>5985016 >>5985021

>>5985009

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:50:31 No.5985013 Report

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>>5985012
it sets off chain reaction

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:50:32 No.5985014 Report

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>>5985012
Now we euthanize the survivors

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:50:43 No.5985015 Report

Quoted By: >>5985022

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5985012
>>5985008
Let the hero soak up the XP by getting the kills though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:50:44 No.5985016 Report

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>>5985012
Alright, NOW we enter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BDCVdvzn Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:54:41 No.5985021 Report

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>>5985012
OH THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER
IN HELL

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:54:45 No.5985022 Report

Quoted By: >>5985024 >>5985025 >>5985028 >>5985030 >>5985032

>>5985015
From the ruins of the formerly-goblin-cave, a flaming goblin emerges!

"WATCHOUT MISS FIREMANE! IT SEEMS THERE ARE ELEMENTAL GOBLINS IN THERE!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:55:40 No.5985024 Report

Quoted By: >>5985039

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>>5985022
step aside

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:55:40 No.5985025 Report

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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5985022
"Just stab your sword through them! They're weakened! It'll be like roasting marshmallows!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:57:05 No.5985028 Report

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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5985022
Nah, he's just on fire
Kill him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 16:57:57 No.5985030 Report

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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5985022
Let the cute level 1 adventurer get the kill on this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:01:00 No.5985032 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5985022
Tell the goblin he looks like OP. He'd gasp so hard that he'd suffocate on the ash and die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:11:34 No.5985038 Report

Quoted By: >>5985057

>>5985006

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:15:19 No.5985039 Report

Quoted By: >>5985040

>>5985024
"DON'T WORRY I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:15:52 No.5985040 Report

Quoted By: >>5985043

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5985039
"YOU GO KID!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:22:19 No.5985043 Report

Quoted By: >>5985045 >>5985046 >>5985047 >>5985055

>>5985040
"Why....did I have to have slightly more HP...than my brothers.....bleeuuugh"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BDCVdvzn Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:23:08 No.5985045 Report

Quoted By: >>5985055 >>5985056

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5985043
Congratulate the boy for his first murder.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:23:28 No.5985046 Report

Quoted By: >>5985047

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5985043
Now let's see how much XP we got before we get lootin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:23:48 No.5985047 Report

Quoted By: >>5985055

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5985043
You did it, Boy!
>>5985046

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:31:22 No.5985055 Report

Quoted By:

>>5985043
>>5985045
>>5985047
Supported. We found ourselves a good apprentice. We should ask him his name.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:32:16 No.5985056 Report

Quoted By: >>5985057 >>5985060 >>5985061 >>5985064

>>5985045

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:32:56 No.5985057 Report

Quoted By: >>5985064

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5985038
そうです。
>>5985056
and goblin thought:
"onee x shota"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:33:14 No.5985060 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5985056
We'll provide backup.. Just let the HERO get all the kills!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:33:23 No.5985061 Report

Quoted By: >>5985064 >>5985067 >>5985086

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5985056
Okay now we have to make sure they're all dead. Let's go in there and stab all the corpses.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:36:50 No.5985064 Report

Quoted By: >>5985065

>>5985056
Cool. We should ask for his name. Do we know what it is?

>>5985057
No.

>>5985061
We should do this carefully. This would be a good opportunity to teach him about watching for traps.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:37:54 No.5985065 Report

Quoted By:

>>5985064
>No.
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:44:23 No.5985067 Report

Quoted By: >>5985068 >>5985070 >>5985072

>>5985061
"Wow. This has been going great so far. I gotta remember to thank the Guild Receptionist. He's the one that recommended you"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:44:45 No.5985068 Report

Quoted By: >>5985070 >>5985072 >>5985073

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5985067
Huh? We've just been delivering bread and milk though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:47:09 No.5985070 Report

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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5985068
>>5985067
Also there are men working as guild receptionists? I thought they were all women?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:50:54 No.5985072 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5985067
It's nice that the guild receptionist thought we'd be a good teacher for the kid. Let's turn in proof of completion, collect our reward, and split it between the two of us.

>>5985068
That'd be a good one to complete afterward. I'd imagine we're escorting the milkman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:52:42 No.5985073 Report

Quoted By: >>5985075 >>5985080

>>5985068
FLAAAAAASHBACK

"Ah, so you're a newbie huh. What's your budget, kid?"

"Uhmmm...almost none. Cuz I'm just starting out"

"...Alright then, you might wanna try that lady on fire in the hall. You can't miss her."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, totally. She's great with newbs"

"Well that's perfect! Thanks, sir"

"No probs kid. Definitely not because she's the cheapest or anything"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:53:20 No.5985075 Report

Quoted By: >>5985077 >>5985080

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5985073
DAMN YOU GUILD RECEPTIONIST

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:54:52 No.5985076 Report

Quoted By: >>5985077 >>5985087

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:55:35 No.5985077 Report

Quoted By: >>5985079 >>5985082

>>5985075
"Just for that we're taking another chunk out of your quest reward"

>>5985076
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:56:22 No.5985079 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5985077
Anyways
how the goblin slayin be doin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:57:10 No.5985080 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5985073
>>5985075
He's a good kid, it isn't so bad. However, the receptionist owes us money for another bet that was made.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 17:58:11 No.5985082 Report

Quoted By: >>5985086 >>5985089

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5985077
I'm going to commit a hate crime against guild receptionists after this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:00:59 No.5985086 Report

Quoted By:

>>5985061
>>5985082
>95
>twice
gonna tell OP u r hacking

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:02:42 No.5985087 Report

Quoted By:

>>5985076
Fake, Lily's helmet snout is way longer

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:04:48 No.5985089 Report

Quoted By: >>5985091 >>5985093 >>5985097 >>5985106

>>5985082
"See ya soon, Firemane"

Damn you Flashback Receptionist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:05:22 No.5985091 Report

Quoted By: >>5985097 >>5985098

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5985089
How's our Hero doing?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:06:27 No.5985093 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5985089
I hate that guy, I hate him! So anyways, is the cave done or is there something deeper in?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:11:04 No.5985097 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5985089
>>5985091
Agreed. Let's see how he's doing after his first quest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:12:55 No.5985098 Report

Quoted By: >>5985100 >>5985101 >>5985102 >>5985110

>>5985091
"Hey miss! I think we got em all!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:13:41 No.5985100 Report

Quoted By: >>5985110

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5985098
Thumbs up
"Get back in the Wagon, let's turn in the quest."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BDCVdvzn Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:13:51 No.5985101 Report

Quoted By: >>5985107 >>5985110

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5985098
Get the L00T

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:13:53 No.5985102 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5985098
He works fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:15:52 No.5985106 Report

Quoted By:

>>5985089
I didn't know Ms. Firemane was baking some buns out back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:16:58 No.5985107 Report

Quoted By: >>5985108 >>5985109 >>5985111 >>5985112

>>5985101
Dare you roll the loot dice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:17:19 No.5985108 Report

Quoted By: >>5985114

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5985107
do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BDCVdvzn Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:17:21 No.5985109 Report

Quoted By: >>5985114

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5985107
LOOT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:17:59 No.5985110 Report

Quoted By: >>5985114

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5985098
>>5985100
>>5985101
Seconded.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:20:07 No.5985111 Report

Quoted By: >>5985114

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5985107
LOOT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:20:22 No.5985112 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5985107
Roll the loot die. Do it now!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:20:47 No.5985114 Report

Quoted By: >>5985115 >>5985117 >>5985118

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5985109
>>5985108
>>5985110
>>5985111

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:21:15 No.5985115 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5985114
COULD IT BE?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:21:40 No.5985117 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5985114
OP in fucking shambles right now. Absolutely fucking annihilated.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:22:02 No.5985118 Report

Quoted By: >>5985124 >>5985126

>>5985114
>2

Damn, so sad. You didn't find shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:23:17 No.5985124 Report

Quoted By: >>5985127

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5985118
hop in the wagon and let's go back to the guild hall

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:24:37 No.5985126 Report

Quoted By:

>>5985118
No fair, OP. You didn't let the newbie roll.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:24:48 No.5985127 Report

Quoted By: >>5985128 >>5985129 >>5985130 >>5985131 >>5985133 >>5985135

>>5985124
Yeah it's real unfortunate that your zealous need for goblin BBQ and burned all possible valuables inside. Oh well, back to town with you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:25:22 No.5985128 Report

Quoted By: >>5985130 >>5985133 >>5985139

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5985127
It can't be helped
rev up that loading screen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:25:38 No.5985129 Report

Quoted By:

>>5985127
Fire Blast that OP!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:26:28 No.5985130 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5985127
>>5985128
loot rng predeterminated already after killing, to battle savescumming.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:27:23 No.5985131 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5985127
Quick hero kill that fat blob thing for sweet XP!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:28:35 No.5985133 Report

Quoted By: >>5985134

>>5985127
>>5985128
>the second anon is the first to reply almost every time
OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:29:40 No.5985134 Report

Quoted By: >>5985136

>>5985133
Clearly that's my biggest fan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:29:42 No.5985135 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5985127
Rolling to grab that fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:30:29 No.5985136 Report

Quoted By:

>>5985134
or a stalker

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:35:10 No.5985139 Report

Quoted By: >>5985141 >>5985144

>>5985128

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:35:58 No.5985141 Report

Quoted By: >>5985147

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5985139
We arrive at the Guild Hall once more to claim our rewards!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:38:33 No.5985144 Report

Quoted By: >>5985146

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5985139
>OP skipping over the higher rolls so we get no loot
vseOvLGl is 100% OP on a second computer trying to railroad us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:40:27 No.5985146 Report

Quoted By: >>5985147 >>5985148 >>5985155

>>5985144

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:41:05 No.5985147 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5985146
>>5985141
run away OP... from your duties of not giving these anons loot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:41:19 No.5985148 Report

Quoted By: >>5985151 >>5985155

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5985146
Ram that fucker!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:44:36 No.5985151 Report

Quoted By: >>5985153 >>5985154

>>5985148

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:45:09 No.5985153 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5985151
OP NOOOOOOOOOOO!
but hey loot!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:47:29 No.5985154 Report

Quoted By: >>5985156

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5985151
He poped like a loot goblin. Lets get the loot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:47:57 No.5985155 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5985146
>>5985148
>Ram that fucker!
Rolling for bounty size on his head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:51:37 No.5985156 Report

Quoted By: >>5985157 >>5985159 >>5985160 >>5985161 >>5985163

>>5985154
To be honest I dunno what you were expecting from a noob quest goblin cave. Aside from shitass goblin weapons and maybe gold they stole from surrounding settlements.

You know. If the crap survived your fireball

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:52:27 No.5985157 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5985156
disregard the other anons, they're trying to grasp at a 2 roll for LOOT
get us back to the fucking guild hall already

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:53:22 No.5985159 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5985156
Gold is good. We can get the Adventurer some gear with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:54:56 No.5985160 Report

Quoted By: >>5985162 >>5985163

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5985156
We could've still taken melted gold, but fair enough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:55:48 No.5985161 Report

Quoted By: >>5985163

>>5985156
Collect what loot we find and put it with the rest of what we return to the guild hall for the quest reward.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:56:48 No.5985162 Report

Quoted By: >>5985164 >>5985166 >>5985169

>>5985160
But what if....2 meant.....2 gold coins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:56:52 No.5985163 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5985156
>>5985161
Forgot to roll.

>>5985160
Good idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:57:12 No.5985164 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5985162
We'll take it, just get us back to the plot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 18:57:27 No.5985166 Report

Quoted By: >>5985169 >>5985170

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5985162
HELL YEAH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:00:18 No.5985169 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5985162
>>5985166
Things that will make men go 'Hell Yeah!'

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:01:28 No.5985170 Report

Quoted By: >>5985171 >>5985172

>>5985166

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:03:02 No.5985171 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5985170
Alright! Lets go get you some sick gear with this cash, boy!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:03:19 No.5985172 Report

Quoted By: >>5985179

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5985170
Turn in that quest babyyyyyyyy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:11:48 No.5985179 Report

Quoted By: >>5985180 >>5985182 >>5985183

>>5985172
"Alright. Lemme see what proof you got...Ah fuck are these burned goblin parts? Agh the fuckin' smel---"

"THAT WAS GREAT MISS FIREMANE! YOU WERE AWESOME"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:12:22 No.5985180 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5985179
Strike a cool pose
"Yeah, I know."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:13:23 No.5985182 Report

Quoted By: >>5985186

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5985179
Always am! What's the next quest? Also while we're here, you're building a party, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:14:50 No.5985183 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5985179
He handled himself pretty well. Let's split the reward, plan the next time to meet and head out on a quest, and begin to sort out our money problem until then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:17:58 No.5985186 Report

>>5985182
"Yeah! See, I got sent on this quest by my village a---Oh man, this is so embarassing. I realized I never gave you my name!. Sorry! It's..."

Now choose a name for the boy. While I end the sesh here. Cuz it's 2 AM and I gotta shit,

updates b here n whatnot: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:19:11 No.5985190 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5985186
"Beat" cause he's gonna beat the Demon Lord dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:20:28 No.5985193 Report

Quoted By:

>>5985186
Yuuri Shoujoai

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUBISNly Tue 23 Apr 2024 19:22:31 No.5985197 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5985186
Oscar Guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9xK7a4ta Tue 23 Apr 2024 20:56:48 No.5985242 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5985186
Deonardo Licaprio

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 22:08:37 No.5985284 Report

Quoted By: >>5985286

>>5985186
Grond

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Tue 23 Apr 2024 22:09:39 No.5985286 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5985284
>>5985186
Grond

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xXytFZx2 Wed 24 Apr 2024 01:04:43 No.5985391 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5985186
Gary Graymane
People call him Gay Gaymane back home

Indonesian Gentleman

Indonesian Gentleman ID:XxtdAmTi Wed 24 Apr 2024 03:13:36 No.5985524 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5985186
Heero O'Leghain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mctGFnVT Wed 24 Apr 2024 06:18:09 No.5985684 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5985186
Shoty McShotaface

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wlI9l59o Wed 24 Apr 2024 08:33:05 No.5985727 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5985186
Lucy Yurigal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:52QyBcMi Wed 24 Apr 2024 08:35:22 No.5985728 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5985186
Konrad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I9Q2sH+W Wed 24 Apr 2024 11:42:29 No.5985788 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5985186
Luffy Naruto

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Wed 24 Apr 2024 14:28:04 No.5985829 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5985186
Bob

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9xK7a4ta Wed 24 Apr 2024 15:31:23 No.5985849 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5985186
Gokú González

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:105LxWmy Wed 24 Apr 2024 20:36:23 No.5985986 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5985186
Guy Dudemann

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KaF7z46F Wed 24 Apr 2024 21:11:29 No.5986033 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5985186
Jackie Chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IRXBpB5y Wed 24 Apr 2024 23:21:18 No.5986136 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5985186
Badguy Orphangrinder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iI5Doa+L Wed 24 Apr 2024 23:48:41 No.5986145 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5985186
the hero of legend shall be named... Ezekiel Rutebega

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Wed 24 Apr 2024 23:54:17 No.5986149 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5985186
Sledge Hammer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FncxPRsG Thu 25 Apr 2024 16:12:51 No.5986625 Report

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5985186
Dahiro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iI5Doa+L Fri 26 Apr 2024 10:25:21 No.5987116 Report

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5985186
Penis Muncher

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sat 27 Apr 2024 02:32:25 No.5987626 Report

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>>5985186
YoOP
Wakeup OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 05:22:54 No.5987735 Report

Quoted By: >>5987761 >>5987765

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 05:49:17 No.5987761 Report

Quoted By: >>5987771

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5987735
toasty
punch self in the face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wlI9l59o Sat 27 Apr 2024 05:54:38 No.5987765 Report

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5987735
Eat well

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:08:10 No.5987771 Report

Quoted By: >>5987773 >>5987774 >>5987775

>>5987761

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:09:33 No.5987773 Report

Quoted By: >>5987779

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5987771
Okay, let's name that Adventurer guy "Kid"
it's easy to remember

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x+cpxFkk Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:09:34 No.5987774 Report

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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5987771
Get back on track, we have adventures to do!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:10:22 No.5987775 Report

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5987771
Boy will be called bob and will be killed in a two thread offscreen cause he is unimportant

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:13:35 No.5987779 Report

Quoted By: >>5987780 >>5987781

>>5987773
But according to the thread, the highest name roll was.... Ezekiel Rutebega

tf kinda name is this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:14:50 No.5987780 Report

Quoted By: >>5987783

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5987779
Whatevah, "Okay Kidzekiel, what'd we get for turning in the quest?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:16:11 No.5987781 Report

Quoted By: >>5987782

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5987779
His middle name is kid

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:17:34 No.5987782 Report

Quoted By: >>5987783 >>5987784

>>5987781
Oh okay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:17:49 No.5987783 Report

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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5987782
>>5987780

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:19:38 No.5987784 Report

Quoted By: >>5987785

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5987782
makes paperwork easier

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:22:16 No.5987785 Report

Quoted By: >>5987786 >>5987789 >>5987790

>>5987784
How convenient. Aint that right, Kid?

*muffled sounds of agreement*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:22:44 No.5987786 Report

Quoted By: >>5987792

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5987785
let's go claim our reward

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AQIaOZsa Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:25:00 No.5987789 Report

Quoted By: >>5987791

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5987785
Burn his toast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:27:12 No.5987790 Report

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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5987785
get some fantasy meat on bone for yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:31:14 No.5987791 Report

Quoted By: >>5987792 >>5987799

>>5987789
>burn his toast
>burning his bread
>burn bread
>burn my bread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:35:37 No.5987792 Report

Quoted By: >>5987800

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5987791
>>5987786

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:43:26 No.5987799 Report

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5987791
no OP, you won't end with thread that quickly
play draw 4 card

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:43:43 No.5987800 Report

Quoted By: >>5987802 >>5987806

>>5987792
"Alright chumps. Here's your reward. Don't spend it all in one place"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:44:27 No.5987802 Report

Quoted By: >>5987808

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5987800
spend it in one place
aka weapon shop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:50:14 No.5987806 Report

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5987800
Fuck you buddy, time to rob this joint

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:50:37 No.5987808 Report

Quoted By: >>5987809 >>5987810 >>5987811

>>5987802
Maybe this is why you keep failing to save up for a better wagon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:52:05 No.5987809 Report

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>>5987808
well, we gotta outfit our new adventurer if we want him to survive

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:52:26 No.5987810 Report

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5987808
naaaah, that can't be it
guild is at fault putting weapon shop just across it with flashy new deal about that giant two handed sword you always wanted with flame design

Indonesian Gentleman

Indonesian Gentleman ID:5zGm5vCl Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:53:31 No.5987811 Report

Quoted By: >>5987812

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5987808
Remember the Golden Rule of fantasyland: "Thou shalt be beset by sidequests"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:55:43 No.5987812 Report

Quoted By: >>5987813 >>5987814

>>5987811
C'mon now anon. Are you suggesting that we're just gonna bump into a sidequest? Huh? Just like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:56:53 No.5987813 Report

Quoted By: >>5987815

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5987812
Yes!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 06:57:03 No.5987814 Report

Quoted By: >>5987817

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5987812
its... Lilly knight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:02:00 No.5987815 Report

Quoted By: >>5987817 >>5987818

>>5987813
bump

"Ah shit, 'scuse me"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:03:01 No.5987817 Report

Quoted By: >>5987819

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5987815
>>5987814

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:04:13 No.5987818 Report

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5987815
it's a big question mark

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:04:57 No.5987819 Report

Quoted By: >>5987820 >>5987821 >>5987823

>>5987817

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:06:24 No.5987820 Report

Quoted By: >>5987823 >>5987824

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5987819
I thought you liked cameos OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:06:42 No.5987821 Report

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5987819
imagine having adventures without cameos
wouldn't that be refreshing?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:08:57 No.5987823 Report

Quoted By: >>5987827

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5987819
>>5987820
she isn't a cameo, she's a weird stalker

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:11:54 No.5987824 Report

Quoted By: >>5987826 >>5987827 >>5987828

>>5987820

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:13:02 No.5987826 Report

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5987824
we need to enrich pool with new characters otherwise OP will get cranky

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:13:12 No.5987827 Report

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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5987824
>>5987823

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x+cpxFkk Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:15:53 No.5987828 Report

Quoted By: >>5987830

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5987824
I know! Bring in the two idiots, that will surely make for some diversity

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:18:23 No.5987830 Report

Quoted By: >>5987831 >>5987832

>>5987828
>the two idiots
Which ones. THere has been several

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:19:21 No.5987831 Report

Quoted By: >>5987837

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5987830
Horsefucker and Gar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x+cpxFkk Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:20:23 No.5987832 Report

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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5987830
Mob Knight obviously

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:26:41 No.5987837 Report

Quoted By: >>5987838 >>5987839 >>5987841

>>5987831
Nice try, but Gar's dead. let it gooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:27:49 No.5987838 Report

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5987837
Let it be the Mob Knights then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:28:05 No.5987839 Report

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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5987837
dang it
Can we have Gar long lost cousin Gar the Second then?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:29:53 No.5987841 Report

Quoted By: >>5987842

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5987837
Let check out what Night Knight is doing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:34:49 No.5987842 Report

Quoted By: >>5987843 >>5987844

>>5987841
Right of course. The Night Knight. Your hated racing rival. After the race that changed your life, you spend every Friday stalking---I mean observing him from the shadows and stewing in your own rage and frustration. Wonder where he i---

"Wait. 'scuse me. You guys look like the adventuring type, yeah?"

Oh yeah, there's also this dude you just bumped into

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:37:37 No.5987843 Report

Quoted By: >>5987844

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5987842
is that... GOBLIN RIDER???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:39:16 No.5987844 Report

Quoted By: >>5987845

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5987842
>>5987843
It's Goblin Rider RX!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:45:20 No.5987845 Report

Quoted By: >>5987847 >>5987849 >>5987850 >>5987851

>>5987844
OH SHIT....wait what's Gobbo Rider doing here?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:47:27 No.5987847 Report

Quoted By: >>5987849

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5987845
nigga stole his bike
he needs it back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:48:17 No.5987849 Report

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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5987845
>>5987847
That's right! It's our duty to help protags who've lost their rides!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:48:47 No.5987850 Report

Quoted By: >>5987851

>>5987845
SAY NOTHING ABOUT THE GOBLIN CAVE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:52:45 No.5987851 Report

Quoted By: >>5987852

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5987845
>>5987850

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:54:44 No.5987852 Report

Quoted By: >>5987854 >>5987855 >>5987857 >>5987859

>>5987851
"I'm looking into the recent mass murder of a goblin cave. You guys know anything about that?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:56:39 No.5987854 Report

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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5987852
Uuuuh, she did it *points to Lily Knight*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:56:46 No.5987855 Report

Quoted By: >>5987865

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5987852
Banish with a smoke bomb and take the kid with you to the weapon shop!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:57:37 No.5987857 Report

Quoted By: >>5987859 >>5987863

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5987852
yea, we did it per guild quest listing
what the issue?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 07:58:19 No.5987859 Report

Quoted By: >>5987863

>>5987852
>>5987857
KID NO

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:03:10 No.5987863 Report

Quoted By: >>5987865 >>5987867 >>5987869

>>5987857
>>5987859
"So you admit to doing it?"

"Well yeah! Quest said they were terrorizing the local villages. So we dealt with em!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:04:02 No.5987865 Report

Quoted By: >>5987872

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5987863
CAST SMOKE BOMB AND ABSCOND OUTTA THERE
>>5987855

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:04:20 No.5987867 Report

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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5987863
SCREAM GOBLIN INVADER AND POINT TO GOBLIN RIDER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:06:31 No.5987869 Report

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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5987863
I'm sure goblin rider will understand

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:11:13 No.5987872 Report

Quoted By: >>5987873 >>5987875

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5987865
SMOKE BOMB?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:11:51 No.5987873 Report

Quoted By: >>5987880

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5987872
ESCAPE!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:12:38 No.5987875 Report

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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5987872
it's a grenade

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:21:41 No.5987880 Report

Quoted By: >>5987881 >>5987882 >>5987883

>>5987873

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:22:21 No.5987881 Report

Quoted By: >>5987891

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5987880
Let's get the Kid some KNIGHT OF FIRE themed armor and weapons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:22:25 No.5987882 Report

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5987880
so how sidequest is called?
"Do not pursue Goblin Rider DX"?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:22:53 No.5987883 Report

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5987880
Right, now lets go get Kid some actual gear. He needs some good swag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:37:58 No.5987891 Report

Quoted By: >>5987892 >>5987893 >>5987894

>>5987881
Indeed! To the Equipment Shop!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:38:52 No.5987892 Report

Quoted By: >>5987894

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5987891
before someone will add that wall you broke on your tab

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:39:14 No.5987893 Report

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5987891
Lets go!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:40:52 No.5987894 Report

Quoted By: >>5987895

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5987892
>>5987891
The destruction of that wall was clearly an act of Goblin Terrorism.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:47:59 No.5987895 Report

Quoted By: >>5987897

>>5987894
YEAH TOTALLY! IT WAS THE GOBLINS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:49:09 No.5987897 Report

Quoted By: >>5987900

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5987895
that's racist

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 08:56:48 No.5987900 Report

Quoted By: >>5987901

>>5987897
What's it to ya? You a goblin? HUH? Anon?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 09:00:12 No.5987901 Report

Quoted By: >>5987905

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5987900
I wouldn't know, I'm voice in your head

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 09:09:29 No.5987905 Report

Quoted By: >>5987907 >>5987908

>>5987901
Firemane Fireborn goes on a weirdly racist tirade against goblins.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 09:12:39 No.5987907 Report

Quoted By: >>5987908

>>5987905
I sure do hope she doesn't do it in front of shop which is run by Goblin Conglomerate Guild Incorporated which covers half of country and basically almost only source of weapons and armor for all adventure necessities

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 09:13:41 No.5987908 Report

Quoted By: >>5987910

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5987905
>>5987907
fug

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 09:16:46 No.5987910 Report

Quoted By: >>5987911

>>5987908
Sure hope soooooo.

But uh, I gotta go. Some IRL stuff came up. BRead continues in like 5 hours.

Toodles

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 09:17:22 No.5987911 Report

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>>5987910
take care OP
get yourself a poak bun

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:45:33 No.5988031 Report

Quoted By: >>5988034 >>5988038

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uzXZq4HC Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:48:54 No.5988034 Report

Quoted By: >>5988037

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5988031
Holdon, what are the musquiteers doing here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:52:43 No.5988037 Report

Quoted By: >>5988039 >>5988040

>>5988034
"Shopping for supplies, what else?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:53:19 No.5988038 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5988031
Ma'am please no cooking in the weapons store

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:54:20 No.5988039 Report

Quoted By: >>5988042

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5988037
Windowshopping?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uzXZq4HC Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:54:26 No.5988040 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5988037
Tell female Musquiteer not to get near us, we might combust her magical gunpowder with our HAWT hair

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:56:32 No.5988042 Report

Quoted By: >>5988044 >>5988045 >>5988046 >>5988047

>>5988039
"Of course not....the window shop is further down the street over there"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:57:13 No.5988044 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5988042
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT BEHIND YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:57:45 No.5988045 Report

Quoted By: >>5988048

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5988042
Walk away shaming him for such a pun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:58:00 No.5988046 Report

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5988042
oh cool, street performance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uzXZq4HC Sat 27 Apr 2024 14:59:45 No.5988047 Report

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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5988042
THE TOPHAT SKELETON LAFFS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:02:24 No.5988048 Report

Quoted By: >>5988049 >>5988050 >>5988053

>>5988045
"Hey c'mon. No need to get....heated"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:03:12 No.5988049 Report

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5988048
Time to give the kid some HOT equipment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:04:24 No.5988050 Report

Quoted By: >>5988058

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5988048
Sure, grandpa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:09:37 No.5988053 Report

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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5988048
Storm in to the equpiment store! It's shopping time!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:17:18 No.5988058 Report

Quoted By: >>5988060 >>5988061

>>5988050

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:18:54 No.5988060 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5988058
grandma goes to take granpa back to his retirement home

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:20:05 No.5988061 Report

Quoted By: >>5988070

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5988058
Is the old granpda the purveyor of the Equipment Shop?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:30:34 No.5988070 Report

Quoted By: >>5988071 >>5988072 >>5988073

>>5988061
Of course not. That was Musquiteer Grandpa.

Equipment Shop Grandpa is a completely different guy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:31:14 No.5988071 Report

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5988070
Lets go visit the Equipment Shop Grandpa

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:32:07 No.5988072 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5988070
Does equipment shop grandpa have hero-sized FIRE equipment? So we can turn the boy into our FIRE SQUIRE?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:32:12 No.5988073 Report

Quoted By: >>5988076

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5988070
that's a lot of grandpas

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:37:37 No.5988076 Report

Quoted By: >>5988077 >>5988078 >>5988079 >>5988080 >>5988082 >>5988087 >>5993095

>>5988073
C'mon, that's like 2 grandpas. That's barely enough grandpas for a bingo night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:38:32 No.5988077 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5988076
I am sure there are more out there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:38:53 No.5988078 Report

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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5988076
what about Item Shop Grandpa?
He never invited to bingo nights anymore after last time he got drunk drinking health potions?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uzXZq4HC Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:39:10 No.5988079 Report

Quoted By: >>5988092

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5988076
check in with female musquiteer, who has a fun hairdo last I've seen of her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:39:36 No.5988080 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5988076
Enough about grandpas. It's time for equipment.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:40:09 No.5988082 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5988076
I'm sure Equipment Shop Grandpa has a lot of stories to tell us as we peruse his wares.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:51:42 No.5988087 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5988076
Alright let's check for a armor shop Kid seems to be a basic enough class we can get gear there

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:59:05 No.5988092 Report

Quoted By: >>5988093 >>5988094 >>5988095

>>5988079
Hmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 15:59:59 No.5988093 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5988092
Are you sure it is not spanish inquisition?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:00:47 No.5988094 Report

Quoted By: >>5988096 >>5988098

Rolled 218 (1d1000)

>>5988092
EQUIPMENT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:01:28 No.5988095 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5988092
A lot of musquiteers around these parts, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:01:48 No.5988096 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5988094
Oops, that's an extra 900.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:03:22 No.5988098 Report

Quoted By: >>5988100

>>5988094
Calm down there son.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:04:28 No.5988100 Report

Quoted By: >>5988104

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5988098
Fine lets get to the equipment store, but also get ye olde donuts while on the way

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:09:42 No.5988104 Report

Quoted By: >>5988106 >>5988107 >>5988108 >>5988109 >>5988112

>>5988100
"Greetings, travelers. Have ye came to partake in my nuts of dough"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uzXZq4HC Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:11:17 No.5988106 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5988104
tell me about your donuts, knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:11:17 No.5988107 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5988104
Do you have any bear claws?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:11:40 No.5988108 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5988104
Let's see your pastry options doughnut merchant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:12:27 No.5988109 Report

Quoted By: >>5988118

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5988104
Two nuts of dough, Sir Doughnut Knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:15:38 No.5988112 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5988104
Hello donut seller, I am going shopping, and i need your strongest donuts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:18:06 No.5988118 Report

Quoted By: >>5988119 >>5988120 >>5988121 >>5988122

>>5988109
"A wise choice, noble knight. But what kind do you prefer?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:19:42 No.5988119 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5988118
just your regular donut
because of heat you produce all toppings kinda melt before you bite

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:19:46 No.5988120 Report

Quoted By:

>>5988118
I'll take the sprikle one, Boy, which one are you taking?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uzXZq4HC Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:20:33 No.5988121 Report

Quoted By: >>5988122 >>5988124

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5988118
tell me about the black donut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GCwEQ18k Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:22:29 No.5988122 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5988118
Chocolate one. Or void, whatever the black one is.
>>5988121
It's 100% black. Well, more like 75%

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:25:34 No.5988124 Report

Quoted By: >>5988126 >>5988128 >>5988129 >>5988133

>>5988121
"This sacred relic is a venerable donut, fried to perfection, covered in the thickest and most concentrated coating of chocolate this side of the kingdom. It is much too strong for any regular person to consume. Are you strong enough to defeat it, O Noble Knight?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N6dxyVKO Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:26:22 No.5988126 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5988124
Munch munch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:26:37 No.5988128 Report

Quoted By: >>5988134

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5988124
so you saying it I can have it for free if I do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uzXZq4HC Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:26:43 No.5988129 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5988124
tell me yet more information about this donut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IrON7g5o Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:29:22 No.5988133 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5988124
The flames of our metabolism will burn these calories

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:29:37 No.5988134 Report

Quoted By: >>5988137 >>5988138 >>5988141

>>5988128
" 'course not, we run a bizness here, c'maan now"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:30:15 No.5988137 Report

Quoted By: >>5988142

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5988134
Eh, we don't need it.
FINALLY GO TO THE EQUIPMENT SHOP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:30:22 No.5988138 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5988134
then it isn't as strong as you say, false advertising.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GCwEQ18k Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:33:26 No.5988141 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5988134
Donut seller, I am heading into shoping, and I need your strongest donut

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:34:11 No.5988142 Report

Quoted By: >>5988143 >>5988145 >>5988148

>>5988137
"Very well. This donut is much too strong for thee. I bid you farewell....But you'll be back....They always come back...."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:35:09 No.5988143 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5988142
not this time, donut seller!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:36:12 No.5988145 Report

Quoted By: >>5988150

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5988142
We will, we will...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:37:30 No.5988148 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5988142
Not uh!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:40:04 No.5988150 Report

Quoted By: >>5988151 >>5988154 >>5988156 >>5988157

>>5988145

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:40:43 No.5988151 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5988150
man that donut shop is creepy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:41:01 No.5988154 Report

Quoted By: >>5988157

>>5988150
Foreboooooooood

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:41:35 No.5988156 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5988150
So I would like to purchase the Super Mega Blade of Annihilation MK 5000000, please

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:42:02 No.5988157 Report

Quoted By: >>5988160

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5988154
>>5988150
Explode

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:45:44 No.5988160 Report

Quoted By: >>5988162 >>5988163 >>5988164

>>5988157

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:47:05 No.5988162 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5988160
Now developed non head exploding powers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:47:21 No.5988163 Report

Quoted By: >>5988168

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5988160
Alright, so what's our budget

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:47:23 No.5988164 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5988160
Equipment shop now!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:52:42 No.5988168 Report

Quoted By: >>5988169 >>5988170

>>5988163
Ah of course. Time to check our purse.

...Roll 2d100. First roll is pickings. Second roll is how many gold you have

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:53:30 No.5988169 Report

Quoted By: >>5988176

Rolled 73, 73 = 146 (2d100)

>>5988168
That's whole a lot of nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:53:40 No.5988170 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3, 36 = 39 (2d100)

>>5988168
He better not have been shafting us

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 16:59:24 No.5988176 Report

Quoted By: >>5988177 >>5988182

>>5988169
73 Gold. Could be worse. Considering that this is after they deducted a percentage so you can (gradually) pay off your debt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:00:56 No.5988177 Report

Quoted By: >>5988191

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5988176
Not bad. Let's get the kid some equipment now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:02:44 No.5988182 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5988176
Pffft, idiots think I'm not just gonna bail town at first opportunity, lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:11:56 No.5988191 Report

Quoted By: >>5988192 >>5988193 >>5988194 >>5988195

>>5988177
"Welcome welcome. What can I do for you today?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:12:32 No.5988192 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5988191
I need a bigger sword

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:12:44 No.5988193 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5988191
armor for a, whatever class Kid is

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:12:52 No.5988194 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5988191
SUPER GIGA ANNIHILATION SWORD 90000000

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:13:12 No.5988195 Report

Quoted By: >>5988198 >>5988210

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5988191
Give this kid armor just like mine!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GCwEQ18k Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:18:39 No.5988198 Report

Quoted By:

>>5988195
>kid gets set on fire
also, is it even armor? it looks like a sleeveless jacket with pauldrons

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:25:21 No.5988210 Report

Quoted By: >>5988211 >>5988212 >>5988218

>>5988195
"Ah yes. So you want a face covering helmet and a jacket"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:26:07 No.5988211 Report

Quoted By: >>5988219

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5988210
That's exactly it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:26:08 No.5988212 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5988210
I dunno, BOY, your input?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:33:58 No.5988218 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5988210
Yes and then LIGHT IT ON FIRE. He must become the FIRE SQUIRE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:35:41 No.5988219 Report

Quoted By: >>5988221 >>5988222 >>5988223 >>5988224

>>5988211
"What about you yourself, my boy? Which one do you prefer?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:36:32 No.5988221 Report

Quoted By: >>5988230

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5988219
roll a dice for it or is there a MYSTERY BOX option?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:36:49 No.5988222 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5988219
I. Want what's in the mystery box

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GCwEQ18k Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:38:59 No.5988223 Report

Quoted By: >>5988224

>>5988219
Can't he just get a hero(tm) fit? like a tunic and a metal ring around his head?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GCwEQ18k Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:40:00 No.5988224 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5988223
>>5988219
fugg

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:44:02 No.5988230 Report

Quoted By: >>5988231 >>5988233 >>5988235 >>5988236 >>5988238

>>5988221
"There's no such thing as a mystery box"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:45:07 No.5988231 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5988230
OK. Can he get something in green? With a funny hat?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:45:16 No.5988233 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5988230
what about questionable square?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:45:20 No.5988235 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5988230
Hey, what's that behind you gramps?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:45:25 No.5988236 Report

Quoted By: >>5988240

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5988230
Oh yeah? How ccome I am holding it right now? Huh? HUH ,HUHUHUHUH HUUUUUH!?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:46:13 No.5988238 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5988230
Flame knight flash him the goods and we gets what is in the box

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:47:39 No.5988240 Report

Quoted By: >>5988242

>>5988236
"Holding what?"

EGADS! IT'S GONE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:49:16 No.5988242 Report

Quoted By: >>5988246

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5988240
It is localized in your pouch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:54:02 No.5988246 Report

Quoted By: >>5988248 >>5988249 >>5988250 >>5988251 >>5988254

>>5988242
Looking into your pouch, you see..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:55:57 No.5988248 Report

Quoted By: >>5988256

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5988246
eat OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GCwEQ18k Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:56:21 No.5988249 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5988246
How long have you been there?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:56:55 No.5988250 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5988246
Firmly grasp it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:57:02 No.5988251 Report

Quoted By: >>5988253

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5988246
Oi, where the magical mystery box at OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GCwEQ18k Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:58:06 No.5988253 Report

Quoted By:

>>5988251
perhaps the mystery box was OP we found along the way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 17:58:50 No.5988254 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5988246
GIBE MYSTERY BOX

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:01:00 No.5988256 Report

Quoted By: >>5988257 >>5988258 >>5988262

>>5988248

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:02:05 No.5988257 Report

Quoted By: >>5988272

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5988256
Give us the mystery box behind gramps!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:02:36 No.5988258 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5988256
get up you big faker

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GCwEQ18k Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:04:23 No.5988262 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5988256
use Item>phoenix feather
Get up, the suffering isn't over

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:14:35 No.5988272 Report

Quoted By: >>5988274 >>5988275 >>5988276 >>5988284

>>5988257
"Ah yes. The comically oversized armor"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:15:41 No.5988274 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5988272
"Help me Miss Firemane I can't move"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:15:43 No.5988275 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5988272
I feel like Kid will lose all sense of direction if he gets it
and get some cats too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:15:44 No.5988276 Report

Quoted By: >>5988296

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5988272
Just give the boy a cool jacket and the open face helmet. Unless you got more, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GCwEQ18k Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:21:37 No.5988284 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5988272
Help me big sis I'm stuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:35:54 No.5988296 Report

Quoted By: >>5988298 >>5988299 >>5988300 >>5988305 >>5988307 >>5988312

>>5988276
"Well, considering your budget...."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:36:45 No.5988298 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5988296
TOP LEFT!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:36:58 No.5988299 Report

Quoted By: >>5988310 >>5988312 >>5988313

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5988296
Bottom left
rock in
It's same helmet as fabled hero Gar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:38:11 No.5988300 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5988296
We should get something that shows his face for marketability purposes, though. Top left.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:39:46 No.5988305 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5988296
Upper middle, OP ain't dodging away from not drawing faces

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:42:23 No.5988307 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5988296
Top left
Make him a fire fist hero

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:43:48 No.5988310 Report

Quoted By:

>>5988299
Heroes name should be bar
Or nar
Or par
Or tar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:45:36 No.5988312 Report

Quoted By:

>>5988299
>>5988296

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:50:03 No.5988313 Report

Quoted By: >>5988314 >>5988315 >>5988316

>>5988299
>fabled hero
>gar
>implications
Also
>helmet not even a cross
>gar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:51:04 No.5988314 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5988313
we ROLLIN FOR THE CLASSIC FIRE SQUIRE LOOK, TOP LEFT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:51:42 No.5988315 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5988313
It's regional variant, image got twisted a bit after so many retellings

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:53:03 No.5988316 Report

Quoted By: >>5988318

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5988313
The center one is pretty neat. What about that one?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:53:57 No.5988318 Report

Quoted By: >>5988319 >>5988320 >>5988322

>>5988316
The good ol' comfy longcoat look. Enjoyed by many a heroes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:54:47 No.5988319 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5988318
I think Kid would enjoy this look very much. We should buy this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:55:02 No.5988320 Report

Quoted By: >>5988321 >>5988324

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5988318
That's a good look.Though I want the unified look of TOP left

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:55:47 No.5988321 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5988320
you mean like a unified center and top left? sounds kewl.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:55:59 No.5988322 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5988318
fine, bottom right for all the murder goblin karma kid got
called Goblins and Ghosts

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:56:24 No.5988324 Report

Quoted By: >>5988326 >>5988327 >>5988329 >>5988330 >>5988332

>>5988320
Giving Kid the ol' Firemane makeover huh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:57:24 No.5988326 Report

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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5988324
But comfy longcoat :<

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:57:26 No.5988327 Report

Quoted By: >>5988332 >>5988335

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5988324
too modern
add some spikes on shoulders

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:57:41 No.5988329 Report

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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5988324
Naaah a bit to the right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:58:06 No.5988330 Report

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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5988324
You should give him those cool buffy pants. The ones that get longer at the shins.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 18:59:00 No.5988332 Report

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5988324
>>5988327
Spikes could work

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:05:53 No.5988335 Report

Quoted By: >>5988336 >>5988338 >>5988341 >>5988343 >>5988345 >>5988346

>>5988327
"Those costs extra, by the way"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:06:47 No.5988336 Report

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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5988335
cheapstake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:07:34 No.5988338 Report

Quoted By: >>5988341 >>5988347

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5988335
Okay fine let's go

I was going to say to add the wide pants but the knight probably prefers to see the hero in shorts, pervert.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:10:50 No.5988341 Report

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5988335
>>5988338
Alright, let's do it.
FINALLY LOCK IN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:12:37 No.5988343 Report

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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5988335
You know what lets go with middle left instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:65ZG9vq6 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:14:16 No.5988345 Report

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5988335
BOTTOM MIDDLE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:15:08 No.5988346 Report

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>>5988335
Damn, those are some tight shorts

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:15:10 No.5988347 Report

Quoted By: >>5988349 >>5988350 >>5988353 >>5988357

>>5988338
Shorts? Surely not! They're clearly pants tucked into his greaves. Surely our noble Firemane Fireborn won't make this boy walk around in shorts.

Right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:15:57 No.5988349 Report

Quoted By: >>5988352

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5988347
Of course not.

Only when they're alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:16:01 No.5988350 Report

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5988347
This is nice
lock in, confirm

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:17:11 No.5988352 Report

Quoted By: >>5988353 >>5988354 >>5988355

>>5988349

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:17:48 No.5988353 Report

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5988352
>>5988347
Looks good, let's head to the weapon shop now.
Thanks gramps!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:18:07 No.5988354 Report

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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5988352
I am not associated with that particular schizoid voice, FBI knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:18:11 No.5988355 Report

Quoted By: >>5988358 >>5988360

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5988352
Excuse me, we didn't pick the 'child' option, so that means he's oficially legal.

Trust me, i'm a lawyer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:18:47 No.5988357 Report

Quoted By: >>5988358

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5988347
It's summer, they fit better, they make you more comfortable, you become more menouverable, it's my culture, uumm uuuuhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:19:53 No.5988358 Report

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>>5988355
>>5988357
Double rolls, the dice commands it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:20:36 No.5988360 Report

Quoted By: >>5988361 >>5988362

>>5988355
I mean, could be a teenage or something. Who knows

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Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:22:03 No.5988361 Report

Quoted By: >>5988364

>>5988360
No. We didn't pick the child option, so that means he's legal. It's the LAW. it says right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:22:41 No.5988362 Report

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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5988360
That makes it more legal not less, trust me shorts is the way to go for an aspiring adventurer

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:22:54 No.5988364 Report

Quoted By: >>5988365 >>5988367 >>5988369

>>5988361
Yeah well I got the REAL law right here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0EgtTZlg Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:23:58 No.5988365 Report

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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5988364
Good thing none of us are Anon S, then. Now put those shorts on boeh.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:24:22 No.5988367 Report

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5988364
I will have truck-kun strike your second foot, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:27:58 No.5988369 Report

Quoted By: >>5988383

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5988364
I'm anon y

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:43:50 No.5988383 Report

Quoted By: >>5988385

>>5988369
Uh huh uh huh.

Whatever the case. It's almost 3 AM and I gotta slep. See you all when bread continues. Whenever that is.

updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:44:59 No.5988385 Report

Quoted By: >>5988390

>>5988383
At some point in the future, probably
Get a better cicadian rhythm, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:48:06 No.5988390 Report

Quoted By: >>5988391

>>5988385
OP needs time to figure out how to shoe horn a mec battle into this fantasy quest please understand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 27 Apr 2024 19:49:21 No.5988391 Report

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>>5988390
Damn. Spoilers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9i7dsTLR Mon 29 Apr 2024 08:41:39 No.5989920 Report

Quoted By: >>5989959 >>5989960

>>5983454
>>5983462
HOLD ONE FUCKING SECOND!!! STOP THE THREAD! What the fuck is the secret 37th option? My eyes crave knowledge.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Mon 29 Apr 2024 10:40:14 No.5989959 Report

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>>5989920
OP, duh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Mon 29 Apr 2024 10:40:49 No.5989960 Report

Quoted By: >>5990920

>>5989920
There is no secret 37th option. OP merely miscounted.

Totally.

Do not think about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Tue 30 Apr 2024 20:34:09 No.5990920 Report

Quoted By: >>5991549

>>5989960
OOK OOK OOK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 01 May 2024 14:54:17 No.5991549 Report

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>>5990920
sshhhhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bfUsu+f9 Thu 02 May 2024 14:19:39 No.5992237 Report

Quoted By: >>5992240

Has OP forsaken the bread?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RA55SPFx Thu 02 May 2024 14:22:18 No.5992240 Report

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>>5992237
clearly he's drawing a fully colored, physically printed, 32-page doujinshi of Firemane and Kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Thu 02 May 2024 15:54:46 No.5992311 Report

Quoted By: >>5992332

What symbol is on the back of our jacket I wonder

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Thu 02 May 2024 16:35:25 No.5992332 Report

Quoted By: >>5992333 >>5992334 >>5992341

>>5992311
It's the symbol of OP delaying bread for another day

much apologogies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Thu 02 May 2024 16:37:03 No.5992333 Report

Quoted By: >>5992334 >>5992337 >>5992341

>>5992332
shouldn't it be toast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bfUsu+f9 Thu 02 May 2024 16:37:37 No.5992334 Report

Quoted By: >>5992341

>>5992333
>>5992332
Burnt toast.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Thu 02 May 2024 16:42:53 No.5992337 Report

Quoted By: >>5992364

>>5992333
Just pretend the entire loaf is toasted but we're too cheap to update textures

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Thu 02 May 2024 16:47:46 No.5992341 Report

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>>5992334
>>5992333
>>5992332
Burn my bread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Thu 02 May 2024 17:32:10 No.5992364 Report

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>>5992337
it's just behind DLC paywall

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Thu 02 May 2024 21:46:21 No.5992503 Report

Quoted By: >>5992506 >>5992636 >>5992759 >>5992761 >>5992778 >>5992861 >>5992917

do not worry guys I have a totally up to date op license I can continue this thread.

Okay so you reminisce about your time at yurigasuki high school when your heart was young and men did not exist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RA55SPFx Thu 02 May 2024 21:49:56 No.5992506 Report

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>>5992503
Nuh uh, shut up dyke knight. Everybody knows Firechadettes don't go to school.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wlI9l59o Fri 03 May 2024 01:08:24 No.5992636 Report

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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5992503
Such days! Running out the door late for school, a loaf of bread in our mouth slowly toasting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Fri 03 May 2024 03:49:35 No.5992759 Report

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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5992503
>and men did not exist
Lily hands typed this post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GBxkAc8Y Fri 03 May 2024 03:51:08 No.5992761 Report

Quoted By: >>5992923

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5992503
Lies, Fireknight was the fiery woman every man wanted

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Fri 03 May 2024 04:27:37 No.5992778 Report

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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5992503
Get off the interwebs Lily! Besides Fireman is a hotblooded punk she'd be poppin wheelies instead of going to school like a geek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:So0Jz7e9 Fri 03 May 2024 07:48:10 No.5992861 Report

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>>5992503
This post smells like frog

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 10:39:13 No.5992917 Report

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>>5992503
>men did not exist
Upon realizing this, she then went on a journey to find where all the good men, gods and streetwise hercules(es) have gone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Fri 03 May 2024 11:21:59 No.5992923 Report

Quoted By: >>5992927 >>5992932 >>5992934

>>5992761
but it says right there: no men

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 11:28:04 No.5992927 Report

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>>5992923
The only "Yuri" that Firemane likes is her Uncle Yuri Firevtzky, who hooks her up with illegal aftermarket car parts from countries that no longer exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MHSjqzuY Fri 03 May 2024 11:48:54 No.5992932 Report

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5992923
Of course a "french" would be the one to like the concept of men not existing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 11:53:35 No.5992934 Report

Quoted By: >>5992935 >>5992936 >>5992937

>>5992923

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 11:54:19 No.5992935 Report

Quoted By: >>5992938

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5992934
burn it with fire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 11:57:04 No.5992936 Report

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>>5992934
BANISH that FOOL to GARY, INDIANA

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Fri 03 May 2024 12:00:33 No.5992937 Report

Quoted By: >>5992938

>>5992934

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 12:04:02 No.5992938 Report

Quoted By: >>5992939 >>5992941 >>5992942 >>5992945 >>5992951

>>5992937
>>5992935

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Fri 03 May 2024 12:10:02 No.5992939 Report

Quoted By: >>5992943

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>>5992938
Oh shit CUT TO COMMERCIAL

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 12:11:01 No.5992941 Report

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>>5992938

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 12:11:26 No.5992942 Report

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>>5992938
do it

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 12:12:57 No.5992943 Report

Quoted By: >>5992946 >>5992947 >>5992948 >>5992949

>>5992939

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Fri 03 May 2024 12:13:18 No.5992945 Report

Quoted By: >>5992949

>>5992938
ONE DAY I'LL MAKE YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND TRUE AAaaaart

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Fri 03 May 2024 12:13:56 No.5992946 Report

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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5992943
I-is it gone?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 12:14:50 No.5992947 Report

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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5992943
run the toothpaste ad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 12:15:03 No.5992948 Report

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>>5992943
Where is Kid? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 12:16:23 No.5992949 Report

Quoted By: >>5992950

>>5992943
>>5992945
Well that sure was weird huh gang. Now let's get back to what's truly important: shitty quest ads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 12:17:05 No.5992950 Report

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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5992949
damn reruns

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 12:17:29 No.5992951 Report

Quoted By: >>5992953 >>5992954

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5992938
OP is a based gay annihilator. I will now donate to his Patreon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 12:18:08 No.5992953 Report

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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5992951
Yuriheathens OBLITERATED from existence

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Fri 03 May 2024 12:20:10 No.5992954 Report

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>>5992951
Holy shit he can probably get that liver transplant now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 12:23:18 No.5992955 Report

Quoted By: >>5992956 >>5992957 >>5992959 >>5992960

COMING NEVER TO A THREAD NEAR YOU:

THE ADVENTURES OF COOL MCGUY AND RACECAR JOHNNY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 12:24:27 No.5992956 Report

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5992955
Install adblock and skip this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 12:24:35 No.5992957 Report

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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5992955
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Fri 03 May 2024 12:25:26 No.5992959 Report

Quoted By: >>5992961

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5992955
Enable uBlock

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 12:26:18 No.5992960 Report

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5992955
this sounds so much better

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 12:28:13 No.5992961 Report

Quoted By: >>5992962 >>5992963

>>5992959
BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT TO THE COMBINER MECHA COMMERCIAL YET NNNOOOOo---

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 12:29:08 No.5992962 Report

Quoted By: >>5992967

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5992961
poor shin super robot pilot pv
never had the chance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Fri 03 May 2024 12:29:59 No.5992963 Report

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5992961
GITOUTTADISTHREAD! Now, back to uh...we were getting the kid outfitted I think?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 12:36:28 No.5992967 Report

Quoted By: >>5992970 >>5992972 >>5992975

>>5992962

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Fri 03 May 2024 12:37:26 No.5992969 Report

Quoted By: >>5992974 >>5992975

COMING SOON TO A QUEST NEAR YOU

THIS SUMMER

ACTION! MAGIC! YURI! DRAGONS!

DRAGON WITCH: THE ADVENTURE QUEST

DO NOT MISS IT!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 12:37:30 No.5992970 Report

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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5992967
Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming, i believe we were getting some equipment for our boy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 12:37:50 No.5992972 Report

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5992967
No, Super Robot Pilot F is other game

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 12:38:43 No.5992974 Report

Quoted By: >>5992976 >>5992977 >>5992980

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5992969

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Fri 03 May 2024 12:39:16 No.5992975 Report

Quoted By: >>5992980

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5992969
Oh hey I read that manga. 4/10.
>>5992967
How's the boy taking to his new duds?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hG+gce9L Fri 03 May 2024 12:39:47 No.5992976 Report

Quoted By: >>5992981

>>5992974
wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 12:40:28 No.5992977 Report

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5992974
Yurifags literally can't catch a break. They are forever eternally BTFO.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 12:41:21 No.5992980 Report

Quoted By: >>5992984 >>5992988 >>5992990 >>5993189

>>5992975
Yeah he seems pretty aight

>>5992974
daymn

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 12:41:27 No.5992981 Report

Quoted By:

>>5992976
The dice wills it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 12:42:14 No.5992984 Report

Quoted By: >>5992989

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5992980
How are you feeling in your new outfit, Kid?

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Fri 03 May 2024 12:42:49 No.5992985 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 12:44:23 No.5992988 Report

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5992980
looking good

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 12:45:07 No.5992989 Report

Quoted By: >>5992993 >>5992994 >>5992995 >>5993189

>>5992984
"It's pretty comfy. And the stats are higher than my old one. Thanks Ms. Firemane"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Fri 03 May 2024 12:45:18 No.5992990 Report

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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5992980
I knew those spikes were a good idea. We'll take it Shopkeep!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 12:46:08 No.5992993 Report

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5992989
Very good, now we can take on more difficult quests.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Fri 03 May 2024 12:46:27 No.5992994 Report

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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5992989
Surely these are decent all around clothes and not designed for a specific build you're not specced for.
Surely.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 12:46:29 No.5992995 Report

Quoted By: >>5993003

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5992989
Just don't tilt your head too much

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 12:49:58 No.5993003 Report

Quoted By: >>5993005 >>5993006

>>5992995
"Got it"

Now. For the most terrible part of this process.

Paying.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 12:50:35 No.5993005 Report

Quoted By: >>5993008

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5993003
put it on the tab

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 12:50:56 No.5993006 Report

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5993003
Don't think too hard about it, Firemane. It's just... a little... cash... It won't hurt... too much!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 12:54:45 No.5993008 Report

Quoted By: >>5993012 >>5993014

>>5993005
"You don't even have one"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 12:59:05 No.5993012 Report

Quoted By: >>5993017

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5993008
create tab

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Fri 03 May 2024 12:59:42 No.5993014 Report

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5993008
Ah, hold on. These clothes are slightly burnt around the edges! I want a discount!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 13:04:00 No.5993017 Report

Quoted By: >>5993018 >>5993020

>>5993012
[CHECK FAIL: Your relationship with Shop Grandpa is not high enough]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 13:04:51 No.5993018 Report

Quoted By: >>5993023

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5993017
Pay cash then.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 13:05:44 No.5993020 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5993017
pull his beard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 13:08:14 No.5993023 Report

Quoted By: >>5993024

Rolled 38 (1d70)

>>5993018
"Hmmm, yes yes. Your total is about...."

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 13:09:48 No.5993024 Report

Quoted By: >>5993025 >>5993028

>>5993023
"...38 gold"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 13:12:07 No.5993025 Report

Quoted By: >>5993031

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5993024
pay in installments

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 13:17:06 No.5993028 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5993024
Pay upfront to increase standing with Item Shop Grandpa.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 13:24:48 No.5993031 Report

Quoted By: >>5993032

>>5993025
Very cheap installments of 30 gold per pay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 13:26:06 No.5993032 Report

Quoted By: >>5993040

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5993031
waaaait a minute
fuck it, pay with cash

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 13:32:40 No.5993040 Report

Quoted By: >>5993041 >>5993042

>>5993032
"Glad doing business withcha. Is that all? or would you like to make...additional purchases?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 13:33:31 No.5993041 Report

Quoted By: >>5993043

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5993040
Abandon the shop at speed in a very dramatic way!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZnC7kEg2 Fri 03 May 2024 13:35:21 No.5993042 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5993040
Flash her the cash
Cut to bed scene
"Fo-for the quest!" Plap plap plap

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 13:37:59 No.5993043 Report

Quoted By: >>5993044

>>5993041

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZnC7kEg2 Fri 03 May 2024 13:39:15 No.5993044 Report

Quoted By: >>5993047

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5993043
Hero asks where do skeleton babies come from

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 13:41:38 No.5993047 Report

Quoted By: >>5993051 >>5993052

>>5993044
Skeleton babies? But there aint no skellies in this quest!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZnC7kEg2 Fri 03 May 2024 13:43:44 No.5993051 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5993047
You know damn well that is a lie!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 13:46:49 No.5993052 Report

Quoted By: >>5993053 >>5993054

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5993047
The Hero actually said that the next quest from the Adventurer's Guild involved fighting Skeletons.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZnC7kEg2 Fri 03 May 2024 13:48:20 No.5993053 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993052
Yeah but then asked where do skeleton babies come from.
Hero is very innocent and curious boy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 13:48:33 No.5993054 Report

Quoted By: >>5993057 >>5993058 >>5993059 >>5993060

>>5993052
Oh okay, that makes more sense. Probably that means clearing out a crypt or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 03 May 2024 13:49:39 No.5993057 Report

Quoted By: >>5993061

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5993054
Kid seems very excited for this quest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 13:50:09 No.5993058 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5993054
Nah, they just wander around stealing milk from farmers to make themselves stronger for reasons unknown, we are to raid their camp/illegal dairy operation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 13:51:58 No.5993059 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5993054
crypt is all time classic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZnC7kEg2 Fri 03 May 2024 13:53:06 No.5993060 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5993054
Crypt made of Corn

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 13:53:39 No.5993061 Report

Quoted By: >>5993063 >>5993064 >>5993065

>>5993057
"Yeah I am! Back at the village my friends said all real adventurers would have to clear out a crypt eventually! This means I'm one step closer to being a real hero!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 13:54:37 No.5993063 Report

Quoted By: >>5993069

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5993061
yea
I ain't feeling it
bones are fire resistant, get some holy weapons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZnC7kEg2 Fri 03 May 2024 13:54:59 No.5993064 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5993061
Flame knight blush

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 13:55:49 No.5993065 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993061
Who knows, maybe we'll visit your grand-grand-dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 14:08:33 No.5993069 Report

Quoted By: >>5993070 >>5993071 >>5993073

>>5993063
"Need holy weapons? Come on down to the local temple, my child. And the Almighty will sort you out"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZnC7kEg2 Fri 03 May 2024 14:09:52 No.5993070 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5993069
Hero wants holy nunchucks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 14:10:21 No.5993071 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5993069
I start feeling pattern in NPCs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 14:12:06 No.5993073 Report

Quoted By: >>5993075 >>5993081

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5993069
Sure, here, bless my burning sword and Boys... sword

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Fri 03 May 2024 14:14:31 No.5993075 Report

Quoted By: >>5993078

>>5993073
Fire is kind of a holy element, right? We gotta have an advantage on this

I'd be weird if something different was holy. Not "burn in holy flame" but like "drown in holy water" or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 14:15:37 No.5993078 Report

Quoted By: >>5993084

>>5993075
Drowning in holy water is what baptism is about, no?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 14:17:19 No.5993081 Report

Quoted By: >>5993083 >>5993084 >>5993085

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5993073
"Of course. My child. God will grant his divine blessing unto your weapons so they may become instruments of his will......only for [OP's ROLL] gold"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Fri 03 May 2024 14:18:44 No.5993083 Report

Quoted By: >>5993088

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5993081
Can we double the cost by blessing armor as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Fri 03 May 2024 14:18:49 No.5993084 Report

Quoted By: >>5993089

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5993078
Shit, right.
Uhhh. What's never holy? Earth?
>>5993081
Sick, glowing weapons for just 4 gold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 14:18:54 No.5993085 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5993081
Shit that's twice as much as I found on that goblin corpse...errrrm....errrrrm....sure, here

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 14:19:48 No.5993088 Report

Quoted By: >>5993090

>>5993083
"Yes"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 14:20:07 No.5993089 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993084
>Earth?
I mean there is holy land and temples are built on land and considered to be holy too
Maybe air? Never hear about breathing holy air, do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 14:20:19 No.5993090 Report

Quoted By: >>5993093

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5993088
holy fire sounds nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 14:24:22 No.5993093 Report

Quoted By: >>5993094 >>5993105

>>5993090
"Indeed. And with the added protective blessing for your armors, you are sure to be protected if you decided to stand against anything unholy"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 14:24:57 No.5993094 Report

Quoted By: >>5993106

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5993093
Alright, sold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Fri 03 May 2024 14:25:32 No.5993095 Report

Quoted By:

>>5988076
So this is 3 grandpas now. How many do they need for a bingo night?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b7VDlqEG Fri 03 May 2024 14:36:12 No.5993105 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5993093
And nunchucks

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 14:37:58 No.5993106 Report

Quoted By: >>5993107 >>5993108 >>5993109 >>5993114

>>5993094

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b7VDlqEG Fri 03 May 2024 14:39:59 No.5993107 Report

Quoted By: >>5993109

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5993106
Now to the crypt
Maybe we will pick up a colorful cast of party members along the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 14:40:26 No.5993108 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5993106
save the game while you are at it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Fri 03 May 2024 14:41:25 No.5993109 Report

Quoted By: >>5993115

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5993106
>>5993107
ignore the pigtailed bush following you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 14:44:41 No.5993114 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5993106
Hold on now, we are only two, a proper party should have four! We need a healer and a thief!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 14:44:48 No.5993115 Report

Quoted By: >>5993116 >>5993117 >>5993118 >>5993119

>>5993109

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Fri 03 May 2024 14:45:36 No.5993116 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5993115
TRUST THE ANON

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 14:45:54 No.5993117 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5993115
put it on fire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b7VDlqEG Fri 03 May 2024 14:46:02 No.5993118 Report

Quoted By: >>5993122

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5993115
Op, he means a bush wizard. She's just a young bush who became a wizard in training.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 14:46:21 No.5993119 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5993115
Oh, Lily, you happen to know any healers or thieves, our party is a bit small

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 14:49:20 No.5993122 Report

Quoted By: >>5993123 >>5993124

>>5993118
Is it now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b7VDlqEG Fri 03 May 2024 14:51:45 No.5993123 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5993122
On the way they run into a Fist of God knight.
He can help cuz he is already holy with the fist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 14:52:07 No.5993124 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5993122
fire works wonders on bushes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 03 May 2024 14:54:48 No.5993125 Report

Quoted By: >>5993126 >>5993127

In any case. I uh, gotta go. Bread will continue later. Probably like 12+ hours

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 14:55:46 No.5993126 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993125
OP is fucking dead!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Fri 03 May 2024 14:57:39 No.5993127 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993125
toasty
take care OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Fri 03 May 2024 15:41:17 No.5993152 Report

Quoted By: >>5993216 >>5993399

OP's dead, back to the scheduled yuri!
...is what someone could have said if they didn't get brained by a chimp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Fri 03 May 2024 16:36:10 No.5993189 Report

Quoted By:

>>5992980
>>5992989
Is he wearing his fackin shorts or not ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 03 May 2024 17:08:56 No.5993216 Report

Quoted By: >>5993235

>>5993152
If you can type and solve captcha you can write yuri fanfics, OPee, being brained by a chimp is no excuse for laziness

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 17:15:02 No.5993218 Report

Quoted By: >>5993235 >>5993369

I wish yurifags would stop trying to force it in every single quest with a female protagonist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Fri 03 May 2024 17:48:45 No.5993235 Report

Quoted By: >>5993241 >>5993529 >>5993718

>>5993216
I gotta respect the dice, I got ethics. unlike OP
>>5993218
brother I've been doing this before /u/ even existed yaint stopping me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 17:57:03 No.5993241 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993235
You know the joke gets a lot less funny when you repeat it for the hundredth time in the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:buhL2Qbd Fri 03 May 2024 20:48:33 No.5993369 Report

Quoted By: >>5993373 >>5993398

>>5993218
you'd rather fuck a dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJzFnrxx Fri 03 May 2024 20:56:35 No.5993373 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993369
...huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Fri 03 May 2024 21:32:00 No.5993398 Report

Quoted By: >>5993403

>>5993369
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Fri 03 May 2024 21:33:24 No.5993399 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993152
Well now it's just Ghost Yuri

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W4czkLgR Fri 03 May 2024 21:40:20 No.5993403 Report

Quoted By: >>5993405

>>5993398
wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Fri 03 May 2024 21:42:51 No.5993405 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993403
It is what it is, yuri is out of season

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4qG5H1RL Sat 04 May 2024 01:20:11 No.5993529 Report

Quoted By: >>5993533 >>5993822

>>5993235
How long has it been since you actually ran a quest opee? I just remember the /v/ threads and that's it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 01:25:30 No.5993533 Report

Quoted By: >>5993554

>>5993529
He's been running somewhat regularly for as long as I've been aware of him, which is going on 5-ish years now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4qG5H1RL Sat 04 May 2024 01:40:58 No.5993554 Report

Quoted By: >>5993589

>>5993533
I meant what the actual last quest that was ran. Thinking about it I remember that one multiplayer island civ quest but that feels like it was over 3 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 02:15:12 No.5993589 Report

Quoted By: >>5993615

>>5993554
Something with skeletons I'm sure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4qG5H1RL Sat 04 May 2024 02:48:27 No.5993615 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993589
Oh no I'm not talk about OP the vietnamese guy I'm talking about Opee the french lesbian. And I'm pretty sure they've both been at this for like 10 years if not more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 07:15:56 No.5993718 Report

Quoted By: >>5993723

>>5993235
>I got ethics. unlike OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 04 May 2024 07:31:45 No.5993723 Report

Quoted By: >>5993732

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5993718
don't worry OP, it's just jealousy talking

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 07:50:12 No.5993732 Report

Quoted By: >>5993737 >>5993743 >>5993745

>>5993723

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 04 May 2024 07:53:53 No.5993737 Report

Quoted By: >>5993749

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5993732
now take all my money and punch self in the face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:06:46 No.5993743 Report

Quoted By: >>5993749

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5993732
Alright let's get this show on the road. The kid can drive, spending so much money got me stressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:09:25 No.5993745 Report

Quoted By: >>5993749

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5993732
Its okay OP, we still love you, just look how high my love roll is

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 08:15:45 No.5993749 Report

Quoted By: >>5993750 >>5993751

>>5993737
>>5993743
>>5993745

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:18:34 No.5993750 Report

Quoted By: >>5993755

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5993749
Alright kid just remember to keep an eye out for speedtraps. Cops love to hide behind conveniently placed trees.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 04 May 2024 08:19:02 No.5993751 Report

Quoted By: >>5993752

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5993749
does kid has wagon driving license tho?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:21:31 No.5993752 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993751
A license? To drive?
What is this, North Korea?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 08:28:50 No.5993755 Report

Quoted By: >>5993756

>>5993750
Surely not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:30:08 No.5993756 Report

Quoted By: >>5993758

>>5993755
Keep it slow and put your seatbelt on kid. I smell bacon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 08:34:34 No.5993758 Report

Quoted By: >>5993760 >>5993762 >>5993764

>>5993756

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:37:40 No.5993760 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993758
He...he doesn't have a wagon behind there. Does he?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:39:45 No.5993762 Report

Quoted By: >>5993764

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5993758
Flash the kids learning license at no on in particular

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:40:31 No.5993764 Report

Quoted By: >>5993766

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5993762
>>5993758
Actually just burn STUDENT DRIVER onto the side of the wagon real quick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 08:41:58 No.5993766 Report

Quoted By: >>5993767 >>5993768 >>5993769

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5993764
CAN YOU?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 04 May 2024 08:42:17 No.5993767 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5993766
ez

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:42:21 No.5993768 Report

Quoted By: >>5993771

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5993766
WATCH ME PIG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:42:36 No.5993769 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5993766
Not getting the ticket this time!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 08:50:02 No.5993771 Report

Quoted By: >>5993773 >>5993774 >>5993775

>>5993768

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:50:47 No.5993773 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5993771
Once the coast is clear, floor it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:51:28 No.5993774 Report

Quoted By: >>5993782

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5993771
Alright kid, when we pass that other totally-not-suspicious terrain feature, GUN IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 04 May 2024 08:51:49 No.5993775 Report

Quoted By: >>5993778

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5993771
You know tho, police themed knights are kinda nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:53:08 No.5993778 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993775
After they meet their quotas, sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 08:57:24 No.5993782 Report

Quoted By: >>5993783 >>5993784 >>5993785

>>5993774

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 04 May 2024 08:58:24 No.5993783 Report

Quoted By: >>5993785

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5993782
gun what
it's fantasy setting
guns are not invented
yet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:59:07 No.5993784 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5993782
Steady, steady, once were away from any bushes then floor it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 08:59:26 No.5993785 Report

Quoted By: >>5993786

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5993782
Wait, need some tunes.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
Alright kid, pedal to metal.
>>5993783
Ye olde handgonnes are probably a thing though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 09:02:57 No.5993786 Report

Quoted By: >>5993787 >>5993788 >>5993789 >>5993791

>>5993785

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 04 May 2024 09:03:49 No.5993787 Report

Quoted By: >>5993789

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5993786
some passerby wagon racer spotted!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 09:05:40 No.5993788 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993786
Alright kid, now what you're gonna wanna do is keep in the lane opposite of the turn until-are those fucking sirens I hear?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 09:05:55 No.5993789 Report

Quoted By: >>5993791

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5993786
>>5993787
ITS THE NIGHT KNIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 09:08:17 No.5993791 Report

Quoted By: >>5993793

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5993789
>>5993786
NIGHT KNIGHT? THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 09:10:59 No.5993793 Report

Quoted By: >>5993795 >>5993799

>>5993791
NIGHT KNIGHT?! NO! IT CAN'T BE! HE DOESN'T RACE AT THIS TIME! NOT ACCORDING TO YOUR STALKIN---i mean, RESEARCH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 09:12:09 No.5993795 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5993793
BUT THIS LUST FOR BACKWOODS RACING? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 04 May 2024 09:13:57 No.5993799 Report

Quoted By: >>5993800 >>5993804

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5993793
It's a tofu driver knight
he sells cheese

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 09:15:29 No.5993800 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993799
Oh fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 09:27:39 No.5993804 Report

Quoted By: >>5993806 >>5993808 >>5993810

>>5993799
WAIT! YOU REMEMBER HIM! HE'S YOUR RIVAL IN FOOD DELIVERY WHEN YOU WERE TAKING ON THOSE JOBS DUE TO YOUR DEBT!

Looks like he's in the middle of another delivery

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 04 May 2024 09:28:46 No.5993806 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5993804
OY! YOU DELIVERING TO A CRYPT BY CHANCE?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 04 May 2024 09:30:52 No.5993808 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5993804
Oi!
You stink!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 09:34:25 No.5993810 Report

Quoted By: >>5993817

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5993804
Hey nerd!
Flash an L sign

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 09:44:52 No.5993817 Report

Quoted By: >>5993821

>>5993810
As you flash him a giant flaming L....OP gotta go somewheres. back in like, 4 hours? Maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8645N4 Sat 04 May 2024 09:50:27 No.5993821 Report

Quoted By:

>>5993817
take care OP
get yourself some treats

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Sat 04 May 2024 09:51:48 No.5993822 Report

Quoted By: >>5993853

>>5993529

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 11:02:12 No.5993853 Report

Quoted By: >>5993914 >>5993924

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5993822
Two more years and we'll have a 10 year anniversary, baby!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 13:22:13 No.5993914 Report

Quoted By: >>5993924

>>5993853

Opee !!OaQJcww9JgM

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Opee !!OaQJcww9JgM ID:Kklog8OO Sat 04 May 2024 13:44:40 No.5993924 Report

Quoted By: >>5993927 >>5993929

>>5993914
>>5993853
nuh-huh I'm cool and young and hip and my last thread was right now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 13:47:24 No.5993927 Report

Quoted By: >>5993929

>>5993924
Ummmm sorry sweaty. No shilling allowed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 13:47:54 No.5993929 Report

Quoted By: >>5993934

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5993924
>>5993927
OK but that is irrelevant to our current crypt clearing adventure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 13:51:49 No.5993934 Report

Quoted By: >>5993939 >>5993941

>>5993929
Yeah, what was that all about. How weird

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 13:54:09 No.5993939 Report

Quoted By: >>5993947

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5993934
Pull up to the crypt in style. Impress those skeletons.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 13:54:39 No.5993941 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5993934
BOY, in the crypt, our party is a bit too small, no? I mean do you know how to look out for traps? I don't

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 13:58:50 No.5993947 Report

Quoted By: >>5993948

>>5993939
"Righ!....Uhmmmm....what does that entail, exactly?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 14:00:26 No.5993948 Report

Quoted By: >>5993957

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5993947
Drift

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 14:06:46 No.5993957 Report

Quoted By: >>5993960

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5993948
"Okay....boy hope I get this right"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 14:09:50 No.5993960 Report

Quoted By: >>5993967

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5993957
Floor it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 14:14:01 No.5993967 Report

Quoted By: >>5993971 >>5993973 >>5993975 >>5993976

>>5993960

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 14:16:20 No.5993971 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5993967
Polite skeleton clapping.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 14:17:38 No.5993973 Report

Quoted By: >>5993979

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5993967
Give the boy thumbs up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sat 04 May 2024 14:18:05 No.5993975 Report

Quoted By: >>5993986

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5993967
Throw firebomb real quickly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 04 May 2024 14:18:06 No.5993976 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5993967
NANI?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 14:22:09 No.5993979 Report

Quoted By: >>5993985 >>5993986

>>5993973
Morale + 10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 14:28:46 No.5993985 Report

Quoted By: >>5993991

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5993979
OK I pull up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sat 04 May 2024 14:29:16 No.5993986 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5993979
>>5993975

Sunist Nudist

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Sunist Nudist ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 14:35:52 No.5993991 Report

Quoted By: >>5993992

>>5993985

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 14:37:05 No.5993992 Report

Quoted By: >>5994006

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5993991
*Bang*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 14:44:15 No.5994006 Report

Quoted By: >>5994009 >>5994011

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5993992

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sat 04 May 2024 14:45:30 No.5994009 Report

Quoted By: >>5994018

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5994006
Pew Pew*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 14:45:47 No.5994011 Report

Quoted By: >>5994016

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5994006
Hey there. You guys look absolutely cooked. Melted all your flesh off. I can respect that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 14:52:34 No.5994016 Report

Quoted By: >>5994020 >>5994022

>>5994011
"Wow. Thanks I----"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 04 May 2024 14:53:37 No.5994018 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5994009
grab his skull

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 14:56:45 No.5994020 Report

Quoted By: >>5994022

>>5994016
Man, One day our "nuke first, ask questions back at the guild" strategy is gonna backfire on us won't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 14:58:12 No.5994022 Report

Quoted By: >>5994033

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5994016
>>5994020
Nah, murder is based. It will literally never backfire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 15:14:32 No.5994033 Report

Quoted By: >>5994034

>>5994022
Haha. Backfire. Cuz you're a fire knight. Hah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 15:19:44 No.5994034 Report

Quoted By: >>5994035

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5994033
heh, anyways onwards

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 15:21:19 No.5994035 Report

Quoted By: >>5994036 >>5994038 >>5994039

>>5994034
"YOU EXPLODED FRED! DIE!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 15:21:50 No.5994036 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5994035
Boy, show me your swordsmanship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Sat 04 May 2024 15:22:20 No.5994038 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5994035
who's freddie?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 15:22:29 No.5994039 Report

Quoted By: >>5994046

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5994035
So sad Fred died to Ligma

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 15:31:49 No.5994046 Report

Quoted By: >>5994051

>>5994039
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT ISSSSSS"

"WATCHOUT MISS FIREMANE!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 15:36:28 No.5994051 Report

Quoted By: >>5994058

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5994046
Damn, that Holy Damage coming in handy. Look at Kid go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 15:43:16 No.5994058 Report

Quoted By: >>5994063

>>5994051
"DAMNI---"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 15:47:14 No.5994063 Report

Quoted By: >>5994076

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5994058
Give the kid a congratulatory pat on the head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 15:58:59 No.5994076 Report

Quoted By: >>5994078 >>5994079

>>5994063

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 16:00:13 No.5994078 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5994076
Now chuck him in to the crypt, he has to learn how to fight multiple opponents at once.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 16:00:21 No.5994079 Report

Quoted By: >>5994083

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5994076
Alright. Who was buried here anyway? Before they all voke up

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 16:06:55 No.5994083 Report

Quoted By: >>5994084 >>5994085 >>5994086

>>5994079
Ah yes. Of course. Whoever's buried here must be the cause of the skeletons waking up. And it is....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sat 04 May 2024 16:09:29 No.5994084 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5994083
Tim? It can’t be!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 16:10:03 No.5994085 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5994083
Necromundus sounds like he drops sick loot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 16:11:06 No.5994086 Report

Quoted By: >>5994096

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5994083
Zanzibart the Betrayed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 16:18:52 No.5994096 Report

Quoted By: >>5994097 >>5994098 >>5994103

>>5994086
Ah yes. Zanzibart. During his life he was known by many names. Zanzibart the warlord. Zanzibart the Conqueror. Zanzibart the Cruel. Zanzibart the Punctual. Zanzibart the Lactose Intolerant.

That was until he was betrayed by his own men during a particularly harrowing campaign.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 04 May 2024 16:20:44 No.5994097 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5994096
They were unhappy with him banning dairy products

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 16:20:45 No.5994098 Report

Quoted By: >>5994103

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5994096
Now let's fight some weird overpowered run-down ghoul version of him while a while there's a whole orchestra in the background and for some reason firemane is glowing orange.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 16:26:41 No.5994103 Report

Quoted By: >>5994108

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5994098
>>5994096
What the hell you can't just go from Schmucks guarding the door straight to the boss fight! You need some build up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 16:29:55 No.5994108 Report

Quoted By: >>5994113 >>5994116

>>5994103
That's right! Bet that anon is the type of guy who runs past all the enemies in the dungeon and just skips to the boss! What a jerk!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 04 May 2024 16:31:14 No.5994113 Report

Quoted By: >>5994120

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5994108
YEAH, SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE SKELETONS CAREFULLY GUARDING THE ROUTE TO THEIR ASSHOLE OF A BOSS WHO ARE JUST GOING TO BE FODDER

dice+1d100

dice+1d100 ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 16:32:13 No.5994116 Report

Quoted By: >>5994118

>>5994108
You're never gonna get the Zanzibart% speedrun world record with that mindset.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 16:33:14 No.5994118 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5994116

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 16:34:07 No.5994120 Report

Quoted By: >>5994126 >>5994127

>>5994113
"THAT'S RIGHT! WE FODDER HAS FEELINGS TOO! WE SPENT ALL THIS EFFORT SETTING UP THIS ROUTE! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS ENGAGE WITH IT!"

"wait what do you guys mean by fodder"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 16:35:40 No.5994126 Report

Quoted By: >>5994135

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5994120
>Juke the fodder
>Ignore the collectable notes with lore
>don't look at enviromental storytelling
>Cheese the boss with fire DOT
LFG

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 16:35:46 No.5994127 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5994120
You know, cannon fodder, for us to roll a dice or two to kill before the boss, like this, catch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 16:45:10 No.5994135 Report

Quoted By: >>5994136 >>5994137 >>5994145

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5994126
"AYYO WHAT THE FUCK. COME BACK HERE"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 16:46:32 No.5994136 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5994135
I TOLD YOU, ANON, I TOLD YOU WE NEED TO GRIND, SPEEDRUNNING IS FOR CHUMPS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sat 04 May 2024 16:46:48 No.5994137 Report

Quoted By: >>5994148

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5994135
Spook

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 16:52:11 No.5994145 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5994135
Quick, set the ground behind us on fire!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 16:59:09 No.5994148 Report

Quoted By: >>5994149 >>5994150

>>5994137
OH SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 17:01:46 No.5994149 Report

Quoted By: >>5994155

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5994148
Oh shit, she crashes right through a wall and accidentally into the obligatory secret room.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 17:02:03 No.5994150 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5994148
Alright, no two ways around it, Boy, prepare for combat FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 17:12:41 No.5994155 Report

Quoted By: >>5994156 >>5994157 >>5994162

>>5994149
Perhaps. BUT NO TIME TO LOOK INTO THAT NOW! THE SKELETONS ARE COMING IN!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 04 May 2024 17:14:23 No.5994156 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5994155
It's the secret milk room, the one that the lactose-intolerant king hid from all his minions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 17:15:57 No.5994157 Report

Quoted By: >>5994164

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5994155
It's time to teach the kid the ways of the fireknight

CAST FIREBALL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 17:20:43 No.5994162 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5994155
Get in melee with Kid! Show him how it's done.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 17:24:22 No.5994164 Report

Quoted By: >>5994167

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5994157
FIYAH BALL?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 17:25:37 No.5994167 Report

Quoted By: >>5994170

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5994164
FIREBALL BOY, FIREBALL, OBSERVE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 17:32:43 No.5994170 Report

Quoted By: >>5994174 >>5994177 >>5994178

>>5994167

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 17:35:19 No.5994174 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5994170
Well, what did we just learn, Ezekiel?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sat 04 May 2024 17:38:14 No.5994177 Report

Quoted By: >>5994184

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5994170
The skeletons that are immune to fire survived, now they are going to start multiplying!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 17:40:12 No.5994178 Report

Quoted By: >>5994180

>>5994170
Good thing this crypt is cleared for massive explosions by ye olde osha, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 17:41:15 No.5994180 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5994178

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 17:46:14 No.5994184 Report

Quoted By: >>5994187 >>5994191 >>5994201

>>5994177
OH NO! YOU'VE ACCIDENTALLY CREATED SOME FIRE SKELETONS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 17:47:57 No.5994187 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5994184
STAB SLASH SMASH(with a brick)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 17:49:24 No.5994191 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5994184
HOLY SHIT THEY LOOK SICK

ALRIGHT KID, I CAN'T DO SHIT IF THEY ARE ALREADY ON FIRE, SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Sat 04 May 2024 17:52:26 No.5994201 Report

Quoted By: >>5994214

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5994184
Suck the fire away from them. Now they are just charred skeletons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 17:57:41 No.5994214 Report

Quoted By: >>5994216 >>5994222 >>5994226

>>5994201
OH NO! Due to mingling with their undead powers, the flames are now UNHOLY FIRE! You can't control 'em!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 17:59:29 No.5994216 Report

Quoted By: >>5994218

>>5994214
Good thing we have blessed our weapons and armor, huh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 18:00:30 No.5994218 Report

Quoted By: >>5994241

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5994216
huuuuuuuuhh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cdCcBhCR Sat 04 May 2024 18:01:16 No.5994222 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5994214
Concentrate on channeling the blessing given to your armor and likewise gauntlets to overpower the undead influence on the flames.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 18:03:39 No.5994226 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5994214
Now the Evil Flames must morph into an EVIL FIRE KNIGHT that we can talk to in our head or something.

Don't absorb random flames kids, you never know what you'll catch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 18:18:33 No.5994241 Report

Quoted By: >>5994243 >>5994245

>>5994218
As anon is shamed for his missing dice. Firemane and Ezekiel "Kid" Rutebega leap into battle against the unholy fire skellies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 18:19:55 No.5994243 Report

Quoted By: >>5994260

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5994241
Your fate is to get sold at the local market, bone meal form!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sat 04 May 2024 18:21:49 No.5994245 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5994241
Oh no, a very small percentage of those skeletons ended up being immune to slashing damage! With their competition destroyed they start to propegate further!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 18:32:28 No.5994260 Report

Quoted By: >>5994265 >>5994267 >>5994272

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5994243
*indecipherable skeleton screaming"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ww2Vcv4o Sat 04 May 2024 18:34:25 No.5994265 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5994260
Pummel these boneheads into dust

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sat 04 May 2024 18:36:04 No.5994267 Report

Quoted By: >>5994274

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5994260
Crush and pummel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 18:38:27 No.5994272 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5994260
Hmm...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 18:41:16 No.5994274 Report

Quoted By: >>5994275 >>5994285

>>5994267
OH SHIT! YOU GOT HIT WITH THE UNHOLY FIRE SHIELD BASH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Sat 04 May 2024 18:43:05 No.5994275 Report

Quoted By: >>5994283

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5994274
Throw the boy at them at high speeds

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 18:51:14 No.5994283 Report

Quoted By: >>5994288

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5994275
WILL THIS WORK?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 18:52:02 No.5994285 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5994274
Enter a (fire) beam struggle with one skeleton, while boy fights the rest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 18:54:47 No.5994288 Report

Quoted By: >>5994296

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5994283
Answer unclear, try again later.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 18:59:07 No.5994296 Report

Quoted By: >>5994298

>>5994288

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 19:04:05 No.5994298 Report

Quoted By: >>5994300

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5994296
Look me in the eyes as I end your level 2 starting dungeon life, Steve

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 19:08:09 No.5994300 Report

Quoted By: >>5994303 >>5994310 >>5994315 >>5994316

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5994298
Steve the Unholy Flaming Skeleton lets out a skeletal shriek that can be roughly translated from FlamingSkeleton-ese as:

"HOW ABOUT I RIP THEM OUT INSTEAD"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 19:10:49 No.5994303 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5994300
Domain expansion - the fire throne

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H07Xm2mZ Sat 04 May 2024 19:14:39 No.5994310 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5994300
Personal space buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Sat 04 May 2024 19:17:07 No.5994315 Report

Quoted By: >>5994329

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5994300

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 19:17:15 No.5994316 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5994300
Don't we get any bonuses from our holy buffs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 19:26:32 No.5994329 Report

Quoted By: >>5994330

>>5994315
YOU QUICKLY GRAB STEVE'S FIERY SKELLY ARMS AND HEADBUTT HIM SO HARD HIS SKULL EXPLODES

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 19:27:43 No.5994330 Report

Quoted By: >>5994341

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5994329
Alright boy I'm warmed up now. You ready to delve to the heart of the crypt?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 19:37:26 No.5994341 Report

Quoted By: >>5994342 >>5994344 >>5994345

>>5994330
"YOU BETCHA! THAT WAS AWESOME!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 19:38:21 No.5994342 Report

Quoted By: >>5994354

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5994341
Always am!
>Strike a pose

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 19:38:35 No.5994344 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5994341
just remember - we're gonna have to avoid the trap sequence now, and when that's over the big bad boss will have his monologue. Then we crisp him up nice, get the high value loot and we blaze it out of here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 19:38:38 No.5994345 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5994341
Silently swear to protect that smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 19:43:37 No.5994348 Report

Quoted By: >>5994353

Steve was pretty fucking cool, for a mook

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 04 May 2024 19:46:28 No.5994353 Report

Quoted By: >>5994383

>>5994348
Maybe we can bring Steve back as a companion. We need more party members.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 19:47:44 No.5994354 Report

Quoted By: >>5994358 >>5994365 >>5997700

>>5994342

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 19:50:22 No.5994358 Report

Quoted By: >>5994369

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5994354
Wagon racing, kicking ass and looking good while doing it. That's what Firemane is about. Take notes kiddo!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qi4Yrr+B Sat 04 May 2024 19:54:50 No.5994365 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5994354
QUICK KID GET IN THE POSE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 19:56:28 No.5994369 Report

Quoted By: >>5994373 >>5994383

>>5994358

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 04 May 2024 19:57:27 No.5994373 Report

Quoted By: >>5994388

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5994369
Stop staring at me with them big ol' eyes, kid, you are supposed to be the main character, come on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 20:01:20 No.5994383 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5994353
>We need more party members
I mean it's probably kid who's supposed to be picking them up. He's a MC and all that

>>5994369
He's learning all the wrong life lessons at a truly incredible pace. He's gonna be in debt by the next week, I can feel it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 20:02:48 No.5994388 Report

Quoted By: >>5994391 >>5994394

>>5994373
You're right. You're being a bit TOO cool now...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 20:03:48 No.5994391 Report

Quoted By: >>5994398

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5994388
I like pressing buttons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 20:04:47 No.5994394 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5994388
OH GOD OH FUCK
Quick, think of cool last words to say!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 20:08:19 No.5994398 Report

Quoted By: >>5994406 >>5994423

>>5994391
Now now. Don't go pressing things you're not supposed to

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 20:11:14 No.5994406 Report

Quoted By: >>5994424

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5994398
Theres a lot of cool buttons here. Press a random one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 20:23:40 No.5994423 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5994398
Ok if you don't want to click buttons, make plot happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 20:24:59 No.5994424 Report

Quoted By: >>5994425 >>5994474

>>5994406
You pressed the Glimpse Into Firemane's Time In Knight School With Definitely No Yuri For Reals button

Duke von Leaguer

Duke von Leaguer ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 20:26:40 No.5994425 Report

Quoted By: >>5994427 >>5994436

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5994424
>flashback
Fuck that shit, that's a whole ass parade worth of death flags. Leave before your backstory is known and you end up dying tragically to motivate Kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 20:27:41 No.5994427 Report

Quoted By:

>>5994425
Sorry, forgot to remove my name from the other quest. I'm not actually a duke here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 20:32:16 No.5994436 Report

Quoted By: >>5994439 >>5994442 >>5994445

>>5994425

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fJBICnOF Sat 04 May 2024 20:33:55 No.5994439 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5994436
H-haha so hey kid~ you know... there might be a tough boss up ahead if it comes down to it.. you gotta do anything to complete the quest, alright?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HlpwTq4q Sat 04 May 2024 20:35:26 No.5994442 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5994436
Just to be sure, start acting less mentory and more like the obligatory female main character. Those literally never die.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sat 04 May 2024 20:38:38 No.5994445 Report

Quoted By: >>5994457

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5994436
Well, that was ominous. Time to go confront Zanzibart now. Haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 04 May 2024 20:47:04 No.5994457 Report

Quoted By:

>>5994445
"Yeah! Let's go Miss Firemane!"

YEAH! LET'S GOOOOOOO aaaand suspend bread here. It's like close to 4 AM and I'm hongry. Bread will continue....whenever it continues. toodles.

Updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Sat 04 May 2024 21:00:55 No.5994474 Report

Quoted By:

>>5994424
zased

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Mon 06 May 2024 15:58:14 No.5996117 Report

Quoted By: >>5996157

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:23XhVMVD Mon 06 May 2024 16:48:34 No.5996157 Report

Quoted By: >>5996160

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5996117
See what OP is dreaming about.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Mon 06 May 2024 16:51:19 No.5996160 Report

Quoted By: >>5996162

>>5996157

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fAXpCaj0 Mon 06 May 2024 16:53:21 No.5996162 Report

Quoted By: >>5996176

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5996160
Hmmm, eat the bread...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Mon 06 May 2024 16:59:05 No.5996176 Report

Quoted By: >>5996183

>>5996162

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Mon 06 May 2024 17:03:06 No.5996183 Report

Quoted By: >>5996196

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5996176
Toast OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Mon 06 May 2024 17:15:07 No.5996196 Report

Quoted By: >>5996205 >>5997565 >>5997853

>>5996183
OP is toasted.

And holy shit i'm suddenly so sleepy. uh, thread on hold for 24 hours. I gotta clonk out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IRXBpB5y Mon 06 May 2024 17:18:09 No.5996205 Report

Quoted By:

>>5996196
Lots of OP being set on fire this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kUGlyCXt Tue 07 May 2024 23:19:03 No.5997565 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5996196
bang on pots and pans

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mCHeyB+6 Wed 08 May 2024 02:01:29 No.5997700 Report

Quoted By: >>5997853

>>5994354
Wait are we not gonna do anything about the pants

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H1zB1XTm Wed 08 May 2024 05:05:49 No.5997853 Report

Quoted By: >>5998116

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5996196
>>5997700
Roll for the quality of OP's pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 13:02:36 No.5998116 Report

Quoted By:

>>5997853
Damn

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 15:12:07 No.5998200 Report

Quoted By: >>5998203

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yi1QMgly Wed 08 May 2024 15:14:52 No.5998203 Report

Quoted By: >>5998206

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5998200
Now back to our show!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 15:18:18 No.5998206 Report

Quoted By: >>5998207

>>5998203
Right! of course! You've just defeated a buncha skeletons and is now ready to explore the rest of the crypt of Zanzibart

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 15:21:29 No.5998207 Report

Quoted By: >>5998212 >>5998215

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5998206
We never did look into the secret room, did we? We crashed right through the wall into it, but then we got too busy fighting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yi1QMgly Wed 08 May 2024 15:30:29 No.5998212 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998207
K

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 15:31:26 No.5998215 Report

Quoted By: >>5998217

>>5998207
Secret? What secrets? There's no secrets, oooooooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Wed 08 May 2024 15:32:08 No.5998217 Report

Quoted By: >>5998220 >>5998221

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5998215
set OP's pants on fire for lying

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 15:34:27 No.5998220 Report

Quoted By: >>5998222 >>5998223 >>5998224

>>5998217
OP's pants is set on fire. And you see the secret room

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yi1QMgly Wed 08 May 2024 15:34:43 No.5998221 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998217
This
I'm agreeable anon today

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 15:36:07 No.5998222 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5998220
There can't be any mimics in a starter dungeon, open up that shit immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Yi1QMgly Wed 08 May 2024 15:36:16 No.5998223 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5998220
Out pops from the chest
Fist of God Knight, he is being attacked by a mimic, konosuba style

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 15:37:16 No.5998224 Report

Quoted By: >>5998227

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5998220
Pop that trunk open, what's a mimic gonna do anyway? Bite you? You're a fire knight, it'll be like biting into a hot pocket.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 15:45:39 No.5998227 Report

Quoted By: >>5998229 >>5998232 >>5998233

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5998224
OH MY GOD IT"S.....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Wed 08 May 2024 15:46:24 No.5998229 Report

Quoted By: >>5998234

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5998227
A new party member!
It's a gacha chest

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k8dLIPaw Wed 08 May 2024 15:48:33 No.5998232 Report

Quoted By: >>5998234

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5998227
Fist of God knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Wed 08 May 2024 15:49:33 No.5998233 Report

Quoted By: >>5998234

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5998227
A WAGON PART?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 15:51:14 No.5998234 Report

Quoted By: >>5998235 >>5998237 >>5998239

>>5998229
>>5998232
>>5998233

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 15:52:11 No.5998235 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5998234
Fire Knight revealed to be Bundle of Sticks knight??? PLOT TWIST

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k8dLIPaw Wed 08 May 2024 15:52:30 No.5998237 Report

Quoted By: >>5998240

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5998234
Wait... Behind the note

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Wed 08 May 2024 15:54:35 No.5998239 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5998234
A GACHA I KNEW IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 15:56:05 No.5998240 Report

Quoted By: >>5998241 >>5998242 >>5998243 >>5998244

>>5998237
Psshaw, there's nothing under the---OH MY GOODNESS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Wed 08 May 2024 15:56:40 No.5998241 Report

Quoted By: >>5998243

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5998240
WHAT COULD IT BE?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 15:57:20 No.5998242 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5998240
Is it a coupon for a free donut???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Wed 08 May 2024 15:57:21 No.5998243 Report

Quoted By: >>5998248

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5998240
>>5998241
A button.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k8dLIPaw Wed 08 May 2024 15:57:45 No.5998244 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5998240
Fist of God waves hello
With another note saying you are a bigger faget

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 16:06:40 No.5998248 Report

Quoted By: >>5998249 >>5998250 >>5998252 >>5998253

>>5998243

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 16:08:11 No.5998249 Report

Quoted By: >>5998253

>>5998248
Ponder the consequences of hitting a random button with a skull in it.

Then HIT IT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E3gsLEnh Wed 08 May 2024 16:08:20 No.5998250 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5998248
Ah the faget button only a faget can press it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 16:08:52 No.5998252 Report

Quoted By: >>5998255 >>5998256

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5998248
What is that, a mushroom? Hit it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Wed 08 May 2024 16:09:13 No.5998253 Report

Quoted By: >>5998255

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5998249
>>5998248
Nonsense, this is a choice for the main character. Let Ezekiel hit it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 16:10:52 No.5998255 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998252
>>5998253
Found the fagets

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 16:11:20 No.5998256 Report

Quoted By: >>5998257 >>5998258 >>5998259 >>5998265

>>5998252
"Should we be pushing random buttons found hidden in dungeons? I'm new to this so I'm not sure"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 16:12:39 No.5998257 Report

Quoted By: >>5998262

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5998256
Totally, how you gonna be a man to please my firey vagina if you don't go balls to the wall pressing faget buttons!?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 16:12:41 No.5998258 Report

Quoted By: >>5998269

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5998256
This is a LEARNING moment boeh. Take his hand, and then push it on the button.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 16:12:46 No.5998259 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5998256
It'll be alright, just pick up a rock and throw it at the button, maybe it'll nerf the boss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 16:21:10 No.5998262 Report

Quoted By: >>5998265

>>5998257
Stop making this pairing sound so unpleasant with your choice of words.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 16:22:31 No.5998265 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5998262
No you stop making this unpleasant with your lack of word choices! Bitch! >>5998256
Cat fight!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 16:24:55 No.5998269 Report

Quoted By: >>5998270 >>5998271 >>5998273 >>5998274

>>5998258
Now roll 2d100 to see what happens. First roll is for pickings and second is the result:

80-100: The skull indentation was a trick, it actually pops out sweet loot
50-79: It actually reveals only middling loot
30-49: Ah shit it was a trap, time for QTE
2-29: It's both a trap that harms you and sends you to the boss room
1: Your wagon explodes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 16:25:22 No.5998270 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 14, 37 = 51 (2d100)

>>5998269

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Wed 08 May 2024 16:26:00 No.5998271 Report

Quoted By: >>5998276

Rolled 26, 99 = 125 (2d100)

>>5998269
Button time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 16:26:39 No.5998273 Report

Quoted By: >>5998275 >>5998279

Rolled 84, 43 = 127 (2d100)

>>5998269

And
This anon is a fagbutt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 16:26:46 No.5998274 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27, 89 = 116 (2d100)

>>5998269

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 16:28:19 No.5998275 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998273
Dice god seems to agree

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 16:29:07 No.5998276 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998271
Guessing this is the one we're getting then. Boss battle time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 16:32:09 No.5998279 Report

Quoted By: >>5998280 >>5998281 >>5998282 >>5998288

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5998273
THE WALLS OPEN UP AND ARROWS SHOOT OUT! DODGE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 16:33:34 No.5998280 Report

Quoted By: >>5998287

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5998279
Protect the boy! Showing a romantic tension after the QTE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 16:33:42 No.5998281 Report

Quoted By: >>5998287

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5998279
dodgin easily

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 16:34:08 No.5998282 Report

Quoted By: >>5998287

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5998279
DODGE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 16:47:35 No.5998287 Report

Quoted By: >>5998289 >>5998290

>>5998280
>>5998281
>>5998282

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Wed 08 May 2024 16:48:05 No.5998288 Report

Quoted By: >>5998290

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5998279
HIDE IN THE CHEST!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 16:49:04 No.5998289 Report

Quoted By: >>5998293

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5998287
Oh shit, we're hurt. I guess it's time for the obligatory 'apprentice has to fight the boss without the master' moment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Wed 08 May 2024 16:50:05 No.5998290 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998287
>>5998288
>by 30 seconds
FUUUUUUUUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 16:54:19 No.5998293 Report

Quoted By: >>5998294 >>5998297 >>5998298 >>5998299

>>5998289
"MISS FIREMANE! Are you alright?! Here! take this potion!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Wed 08 May 2024 16:55:07 No.5998294 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5998293
It's too late for me, Kid. You must carry on in my stead. Go and beat the boss solo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 16:57:21 No.5998297 Report

Quoted By: >>5998298 >>5998302

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5998293
I have an special cant-take-potions-during-dramatic-moments-disease, you're gonna need to finish the boss to save me, Kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 16:58:57 No.5998298 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5998293
>>5998297
I like this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 16:59:02 No.5998299 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5998293
Give it to her mouth to mouth

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 17:07:55 No.5998302 Report

Quoted By: >>5998303 >>5998306

>>5998297
"Alright. I'll do it, Miss Firemane. For you"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 17:08:44 No.5998303 Report

Quoted By: >>5998306 >>5998317

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5998302
Now go through that fogwall, boy. You don't wanna fail the quest. The Fire Helmet she drops when she dies is NOT worth it, it does not scale at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Wed 08 May 2024 17:10:33 No.5998306 Report

Quoted By: >>5998309 >>5998317

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5998303
>>5998302
>she
My anon in Christ the boss in this dungeon is Zanzibart the Betrayed. What the hell are you smoking?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 17:11:18 No.5998309 Report

Quoted By: >>5998317 >>5998320

>>5998306
>My anon in Christ the boss in this dungeon is Zanzibart the Betrayed.
I was talking about Firemane, stoopid. By fail the quest i mean letting her die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 17:18:58 No.5998317 Report

Quoted By: >>5998319 >>5998320 >>5998327

>>5998303
>>5998306
>>5998309

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 17:19:57 No.5998319 Report

Quoted By: >>5998338

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5998317
Just start-a-the-boss-fight and let's see Kid go.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 17:20:17 No.5998320 Report

Quoted By: >>5998329 >>5998338

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5998309
Why you kill hot dommy mommy!? We all agreed to the rng>>5998317
Fuck it turn out the illness was just a passing allergy. She is fine now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 17:25:18 No.5998327 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5998317
Op can I just pay you to ignore anons?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 17:27:23 No.5998329 Report

Quoted By: >>5998332

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5998320
Don't worry she's not dead, separation merely makes the heart grow fonder and allows us an opportunity to show up like badasses halfway through the fight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 17:29:43 No.5998332 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5998329
All I wanted was a a full party of knights controlled by Op technically. We control fire knight.
And I want to have fun with the choices everyone makes not actively fight against the game cuz own anon didn't get what they want. This isn't the US House of Reps!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 17:33:42 No.5998338 Report

Quoted By: >>5998344 >>5998345 >>5998351

>>5998319
"WHO ARE YOU TO DISTURB THE TOMB OF ZANZIBART. BOYYYYYYYYYYY?!"

>>5998320
Surely what anon meant by "cant-take-potions-during-dramatic-moments-disease" is just an excuse to get the boi to go fight the boss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 17:35:44 No.5998344 Report

Quoted By: >>5998352

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5998338
Strike a flashy pose and tell him who you are, just like Firemane teached you!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Wed 08 May 2024 17:35:54 No.5998345 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5998338
LET THE HERO DO HIS THING

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 17:47:00 No.5998351 Report

Quoted By: >>5998354

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5998338
Surely a burning fingah would ease my fears.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 17:47:29 No.5998352 Report

Quoted By: >>5998354 >>5998357 >>5998360 >>5998391

>>5998344
"MY NAME IS EZEKIEL RUTEBEGA! ROOKIE ADVENTURER! AND I AM HERE TO PUT AN END TO YOUR EVIL!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 17:48:09 No.5998354 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5998352
Shine Fingah!>>5998351

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Wed 08 May 2024 17:51:51 No.5998357 Report

Quoted By: >>5998377

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5998352
Your name is 'Rutebega'? Pffffft AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 17:52:08 No.5998359 Report

Quoted By: >>5998377

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>599835
Now GIT'HIM!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VKbXhOj3 Wed 08 May 2024 17:53:12 No.5998360 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5998352
Zanzibart starts spewing his entire backstory
it attempts to make kid question if hes in the right

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 18:15:25 No.5998377 Report

Quoted By: >>5998378 >>5998380 >>5998381 >>5998385 >>5998391

>>5998359
>>5998357
"IT'S A PERFECTLY FINE FAMILY NAAAAAAME"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 18:17:07 No.5998378 Report

Quoted By: >>5998381 >>5998383

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5998377
Now to sneak off and ... Wait what's her alterior motive again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Wed 08 May 2024 18:19:22 No.5998380 Report

Quoted By: >>5998392

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5998377
Pop some popcorn with your fire powers and watch the show.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Wed 08 May 2024 18:20:10 No.5998381 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5998378
I thought the injuries were real? You know, we got hit by like 3 arrows
>>5998377
Just slide down the wall and watch I guess. If the kid starts losing, throw a fireball

Indonesian Gentleman

Indonesian Gentleman ID:fIElTWxF Wed 08 May 2024 18:20:46 No.5998383 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5998378
To see her enemies driven before her, to hear the lamentation of their women, and to get Ezekiel to become a proper hero

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Wed 08 May 2024 18:21:46 No.5998385 Report

Quoted By: >>5998386

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>family name is a root vegetable
>spiky hair
>prone to emotional outbursts
Huh. I wonder what this could mean.
>>5998377
Start charging up a fireball in case the boy chokes. Dying in your first real dungeon is bad form.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 18:25:02 No.5998386 Report

Quoted By: >>5998388

>>5998385
Does the name of what you are infering too, does it have to be root veggi? Aren't all veggies from roots?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Wed 08 May 2024 18:26:04 No.5998388 Report

Quoted By: >>5998389

>>5998386
The main thing is that it's a vegetable, but the most FAMOUS vegetables are root vegetables. Ya feel me?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 18:26:26 No.5998389 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998388
I do. I very much do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 18:34:44 No.5998391 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5998352
>>5998377
Kid is pretty cool, he'll make a fine hero yet

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 18:35:09 No.5998392 Report

Quoted By: >>5998394

>>5998380

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 18:37:12 No.5998394 Report

Quoted By: >>5998396

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5998392
Hit subscribe and donate!
I'll say your name Everytime you submit 10 bucks or more. Tee hee

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 18:40:53 No.5998396 Report

Quoted By: >>5998397 >>5998399 >>5998400 >>5998401 >>5998402

>>5998394
Get a grip Firemane!

Knight Tube hasn't been invented yet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 18:41:57 No.5998397 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5998396
Oh fellow knights show up to watch the fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Wed 08 May 2024 18:42:53 No.5998399 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5998396
How's Kid doing?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X/ps9yJs Wed 08 May 2024 18:43:17 No.5998400 Report

Quoted By: >>5998404

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5998396
I guess its time to invent Knight-tube.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Wed 08 May 2024 18:43:43 No.5998401 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5998396
Yeah what are the boy's HP and MP looking like?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Wed 08 May 2024 18:43:59 No.5998402 Report

Quoted By: >>5998405

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5998396
Could've made enough money for that new wagon in no time. Anyway.

Anyway, do we know any buffs? Try to ignite Kid's sword from the distance, see if it works.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 18:45:09 No.5998404 Report

Quoted By: >>5998406 >>5998408 >>5998410

>>5998400
Them arrows causing blood loss quicker than expected huh. Yer gettin' loopy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Wed 08 May 2024 18:45:33 No.5998405 Report

Quoted By: >>5998407

>>5998402
Ah yes, let us channel fire directly at his metal sword from a distance. How could this possibly go wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X/ps9yJs Wed 08 May 2024 18:46:11 No.5998406 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5998404
Well, it's about time Kid is either dead or about to beat him. Let's see.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Wed 08 May 2024 18:46:32 No.5998407 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998405
With blood loss come the best ideas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Wed 08 May 2024 18:46:35 No.5998408 Report

Quoted By: >>5998423

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5998404
Wait. Can't we just cauterize those wounds with our flaming hot fingers?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YcUytWxD Wed 08 May 2024 18:46:50 No.5998410 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5998404
Oh yeah patch up so you can stop blood loss at least

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 18:53:44 No.5998423 Report

Quoted By: >>5998425

>>5998408
Acting like you can't be healed so you can motivate the boy into battle was a nice play.

You just forgot to actually heal yourself when you're out of sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Wed 08 May 2024 18:54:40 No.5998425 Report

Quoted By: >>5998435

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5998423
I guess it's fucking over. We had a nice run, all things considered.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 18:57:56 No.5998435 Report

Quoted By: >>5998437 >>5998438 >>5998439

>>5998425
Don't be silly, there's still time to h---woah hey. Stay with me here. Don't pass out now. C'mon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Wed 08 May 2024 19:01:08 No.5998437 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5998435
Slap self awake.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X/ps9yJs Wed 08 May 2024 19:01:19 No.5998438 Report

Quoted By: >>5998439 >>5998450

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5998435
Damn. Guess we're gonna miss the final fight and Kid is gonna have to bridal carry us to safety.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Wed 08 May 2024 19:02:16 No.5998439 Report

Quoted By: >>5998450

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5998438
>>5998435
More like drag by the leg, Firemane is like twice his size

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 19:17:51 No.5998450 Report

Quoted By: >>5998451 >>5998452 >>5998455 >>5998456

>>5998439
>>5998438

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 19:18:56 No.5998451 Report

Quoted By: >>5998470

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5998450
Alright enough messing around, time to heal ourselves, that motherfucker Night Knight (dumbass name by the way) won't just kill himself, not until we bully him enough

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Wed 08 May 2024 19:18:59 No.5998452 Report

Quoted By: >>5998455

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5998450
Another knight patches up Flame Knight while the battle continues. Fist of God uses healing touch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/C7rd5LV Wed 08 May 2024 19:20:29 No.5998455 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5998450
>>5998452
There is no bad touch with the Lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X/ps9yJs Wed 08 May 2024 19:21:01 No.5998456 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5998450
One day, we'll make the Kid strong enough to effortlessly carry us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 19:36:44 No.5998470 Report

Quoted By: >>5998475 >>5998478 >>5998480

>>5998451
Of course. Hatred induced waking up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X/ps9yJs Wed 08 May 2024 19:38:53 No.5998475 Report

Quoted By: >>5998491

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5998470
Check on kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 19:40:49 No.5998478 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5998470
Check on kid, and also determine whether or not we need to hop into action

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:97wDdSmO Wed 08 May 2024 19:42:33 No.5998480 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5998470
Oh shit, Zanzibart has started his second phase
He has two axes now

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 19:50:15 No.5998491 Report

Quoted By: >>5998492 >>5998494 >>5998495

>>5998475
"THIS IS THE END, ZANZIBART!"

"WAIT! BOY! STAY YOUR BLADE! SHOW MERCY AND ALL MY TREASURES ARE YOURS TO KEEP! "

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 19:52:33 No.5998492 Report

Quoted By: >>5998507

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5998491
OKAY WAIT THIS IS PROBABLY A TRAP AND WE CAN JUST TAKE HIS TREASURES AFTER HE'S DEAD, BUT HOW MUCH TREASURE ARE WE TALKING HERE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:97wDdSmO Wed 08 May 2024 19:54:59 No.5998494 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5998491
Watch and see what boy does
If he spares Zanzibart we will run up and give a talk about destroying evil

Indonesian Gentleman

Indonesian Gentleman ID:fIElTWxF Wed 08 May 2024 19:55:58 No.5998495 Report

Quoted By: >>5998498

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5998491
Yell "YER DOIN' GOOD, LAD" like some kind of drunken scottish gunpowderman, and promptly pass out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0sXGJsHc Wed 08 May 2024 20:01:54 No.5998498 Report

Quoted By: >>5998501

>>5998495
Damn a Scottish dommy mommy is getting better and better!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 20:04:07 No.5998499 Report

Quoted By:

Surely someone who got betrayed would never sully his blade by betraying someone else as his last act

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 20:05:15 No.5998501 Report

Quoted By: >>5998503

>>5998498
>dommy mommy
Fool. Can't you see that Firemane is making a man that can properly treat her like a damsel? Kid is her DIY Husband, and she's gonna turn him into a True Hero who gets the girl (her)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0sXGJsHc Wed 08 May 2024 20:07:19 No.5998503 Report

Quoted By: >>5998506 >>5998508

>>5998501
How do you toughen up this child you dummy?
You dominate the guy and push him to his primal instincts! Then she inacts the damsel when he is good and ready.
It's called grooming!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 20:09:02 No.5998506 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998503
Grooming is such an ugly word. I prefer 'long-term training'

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 20:09:05 No.5998507 Report

Quoted By: >>5998508 >>5998510 >>5998511 >>5998513 >>5998524

>>5998492
"ALLLLLL OF THE TREASURES!"

"Hah! Like we'll fall for th---MISS FIREMANE! YOU'RE OKAY!"

Surely Zanzibart The Betrayed won't take this moment of distraction to...betray

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0sXGJsHc Wed 08 May 2024 20:10:14 No.5998508 Report

Quoted By: >>5998510

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5998503
Wait the hero isn't underage is he?
If he is then fuck that. >>5998507
Nah just finish him boy!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 20:11:09 No.5998510 Report

Quoted By: >>5998512 >>5998525

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5998507
Oh fuck no, we ain't getting the 'tackle hero out of the way and take the hit' death

SCORCH him

>>5998508
As it has been previously stated, we didn't pick the 'Literal child' option, so that means he's legal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 20:11:20 No.5998511 Report

Quoted By: >>5998513

>>5998507
ALL OF THE TREASURES IS A DOGSHIT GUARANTEE, I WANT EXACT AMOUNTS
OFF HIM BOY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0sXGJsHc Wed 08 May 2024 20:12:15 No.5998512 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998510
>so that means he's legal.
Few, don't want that underage jail bait gross shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 20:12:21 No.5998513 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5998511
damn i forgot the roll, won't be able to beat it anyway but whatever >>5998507

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 20:15:14 No.5998516 Report

Quoted By:

Damn it, I knew we should've read the collectibles so we'd be able to determine whether Zanzibart is an honorable lactose intolerant person or not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kUGlyCXt Wed 08 May 2024 20:19:26 No.5998524 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5998507
He would never betray, he knows how awful it feels.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 20:20:03 No.5998525 Report

Quoted By: >>5998526 >>5998527 >>5998528 >>5998530

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5998510
WILL ZANZIBART TAKE ADVANTAGE OR IS HE AN HONORABLE LACTOSE INTOLERANT?

WILL YOU SCORCH HIM IN TIME?

THE QTE WILL REVEAL ALL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 20:20:34 No.5998526 Report

Quoted By: >>5998538

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5998525
TRIANGLE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Wed 08 May 2024 20:21:05 No.5998527 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5998525
STAB HIM KID

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kUGlyCXt Wed 08 May 2024 20:21:21 No.5998528 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5998525
He's too sympathetic with the betrayed to become the betrayer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:97wDdSmO Wed 08 May 2024 20:21:48 No.5998530 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5998525
BUT I HAVE A XBOX CONTROLLER PLUGGED IN!
BUGGY ASS GAME!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 20:28:27 No.5998538 Report

Quoted By: >>5998541 >>5998543 >>5998544 >>5998545

>>5998526
"HERE, BOY! AS A TOKEN OF GOODWILL, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE SECRET T---"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kUGlyCXt Wed 08 May 2024 20:29:27 No.5998541 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5998538
Meh, probably already knew the secret.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 20:30:50 No.5998543 Report

Quoted By: >>5998552

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5998538
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE TREASURE
I KNEW THE BETRAYER WOULD NEVER BETRAY
Fall to our knees in despair and scream at the cruelty of the world, that would've been enough to get three more wagons and a chocolate donut to boot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 20:31:39 No.5998544 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5998538
Okay, we can finally get the potion now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:97wDdSmO Wed 08 May 2024 20:32:19 No.5998545 Report

Quoted By: >>5998547

>>5998538
huzzah
looting time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:97wDdSmO Wed 08 May 2024 20:33:21 No.5998547 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5998545
fug

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 20:39:58 No.5998552 Report

Quoted By: >>5998554 >>5998555 >>5998556 >>5998557 >>5998558

>>5998543

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kUGlyCXt Wed 08 May 2024 20:40:56 No.5998554 Report

Quoted By: >>5998561

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5998552
>Why did you do that boy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 20:41:34 No.5998555 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5998552
Okay, despair over. Time to pull in Kid for a big congratulations hug for defeating the boss. Just bury him in your chest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0sXGJsHc Wed 08 May 2024 20:42:28 No.5998556 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5998552
The boy staring at flame knight chest.
Treasure chest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 20:42:40 No.5998557 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5998552
Alright let's grab some loot and get outta here, good job kid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E5fs9zE6 Wed 08 May 2024 20:44:13 No.5998558 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998552
genuflex

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 20:44:58 No.5998561 Report

Quoted By: >>5998563 >>5998564 >>5998569

>>5998554
"Do wha?--Ah of course. You're right, Miss Firemane. I should have not gotten distracted. I will take this lesson to heart"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 20:46:28 No.5998563 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5998561
Heh, you learned exactly what I was trying to teach you, as was planned all along. Nice job, kid. Now let's grab the loot and scram

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 20:48:26 No.5998564 Report

Quoted By: >>5998576

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5998561
My second and last attempt at getting the dice to accept my congratulations hug.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Wed 08 May 2024 20:50:53 No.5998569 Report

Quoted By: >>5998575

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5998561
Ok, I feel guilty now. We know that guy for like 2 days and we are already gaslighting him. You did great, Kid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 20:55:53 No.5998575 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998569
It's alright, it's not gaslighting, it's called finding lessons where we thought there were none!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 20:58:17 No.5998576 Report

Quoted By: >>5998577 >>5998581 >>5998583 >>5998586 >>5998589 >>6002071

>>5998564

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XDSkBTlG Wed 08 May 2024 20:59:09 No.5998577 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998576
Nice.

Well, that was my plan. You guys take it from here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kUGlyCXt Wed 08 May 2024 21:02:05 No.5998581 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5998576
wait, this note zanzibart's burnt hand is clutching...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 21:02:27 No.5998583 Report

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5998576
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno, let's just grab the guy's axe and look around to se if he left any coins around

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N3rVqa1e Wed 08 May 2024 21:03:22 No.5998586 Report

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5998576
Blush and grab her butt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Wed 08 May 2024 21:04:41 No.5998589 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5998576
Is the Kid old enough to get wasted after successful dungeon dive? Yeah, probbaly, let's go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Wed 08 May 2024 21:05:24 No.5998590 Report

Quoted By: >>5998592

aaaand it's 4 AM. I gotta sleep now. Good job gang. Dungeon cleared

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 21:07:11 No.5998592 Report

Quoted By: >>5998593

>>5998590
night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v7TjdIni Wed 08 May 2024 21:08:24 No.5998593 Report

Quoted By:

>>5998592
FUCK i missed the chance to do the pun, fucking night knight, such an obvious and classic joke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VKbXhOj3 Thu 09 May 2024 03:49:32 No.5999018 Report

Quoted By:

Zanzibart... forgiv me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 05:25:13 No.6001952 Report

Quoted By: >>6001966

It is 2morrows where is OP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 05:51:03 No.6001966 Report

Quoted By: >>6001968

>>6001952

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DRr9PveK Sun 12 May 2024 05:54:21 No.6001968 Report

Quoted By: >>6001972

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6001966
Grab the box and throw it off OP! Come on it's time!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 06:02:48 No.6001972 Report

Quoted By: >>6001975

>>6001968

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 06:07:37 No.6001975 Report

Quoted By: >>6001977

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6001972
ALERT
99.99

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 06:12:20 No.6001977 Report

Quoted By: >>6001983 >>6001988

>>6001975

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 06:19:38 No.6001983 Report

Quoted By: >>6001990

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6001977
Damn the key to the secret treasure room was a codec number, too bad Zanzibart died before he told us it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ncEmIuZc Sun 12 May 2024 06:21:02 No.6001986 Report

Quoted By:

Wait why are we in the left side of the codex call, don't the main characters always go in the right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 06:24:46 No.6001988 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6001977
Remind kid about GAME MEHCANICS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 06:28:40 No.6001990 Report

Quoted By: >>6001995

>>6001983
>
damnit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 06:33:48 No.6001995 Report

Quoted By: >>6001996

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6001990
Ask his minions

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 06:37:34 No.6001996 Report

Quoted By: >>6001997

>>6001995
Unfortunately without Zanzibart, all of the undeads inside the crypt lose their energies animating them and crumble to dust

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 06:39:51 No.6001997 Report

Quoted By: >>6001999

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6001996
Damnit, there must be a way

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 06:44:29 No.6001999 Report

Quoted By: >>6002000 >>6002002

>>6001997
There's no way. Let it goooooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 06:45:32 No.6002000 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6001999
LET IT GOOOOO. LET IT-AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 06:48:08 No.6002002 Report

Quoted By: >>6002004

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6001999
CHECK THE BACK OF THE GAME BOX MAYBE IT'S ON THERE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 06:56:11 No.6002004 Report

Quoted By: >>6002005

>>6002002
NO YOU CAN'T

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 06:57:36 No.6002005 Report

Quoted By: >>6002007

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6002004
OP's got butterfingers swoipe the box right out of his hand

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 06:59:31 No.6002007 Report

Quoted By: >>6002010

>>6002005

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 07:03:39 No.6002010 Report

Quoted By: >>6002013

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>6002007
Alright let's see them images and maybe read the text on there too

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 07:11:35 No.6002013 Report

Quoted By: >>6002015 >>6002016

>>6002010
Damnit, OP scratched out the thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 07:14:32 No.6002015 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6002013
Then we must turn to,
online game forums with ASCII art filled guides

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SkY4HHiv Sun 12 May 2024 07:17:00 No.6002016 Report

Quoted By: >>6002020

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6002013
Let's go with OP's Ole' Reliable: U R A FAGET

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 07:20:39 No.6002020 Report

Quoted By: >>6002021 >>6002023 >>6002024

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6002016
Can this ancient spell be the secret password to Zanzibart's secrets?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 07:22:04 No.6002021 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6002020
WHAT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 07:24:22 No.6002023 Report

Quoted By: >>6002025

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>6002020
Maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 07:25:36 No.6002024 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6002020
Alright fine. Let's get out of here before the cops show up.
The Boy's earned some Ye Olde McDonald's on the way back for his performance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 07:29:04 No.6002025 Report

Quoted By: >>6002027 >>6002029

>>6002023
Look over there! A hidden entrance!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 07:30:25 No.6002027 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6002025
Thank god our head doubles as an emergency light source. Let's check out the spooky hole in wall before we leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 07:31:20 No.6002029 Report

Quoted By: >>6002041

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>6002025
What could be inside it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 07:51:27 No.6002041 Report

Quoted By: >>6002043 >>6002044 >>6002061

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6002029
Indeed. what could it be....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 07:53:03 No.6002043 Report

Quoted By: >>6002061 >>6002067

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6002041
A new party member?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 07:53:31 No.6002044 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>6002041
FAT STACKS OF LOOT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H1zB1XTm Sun 12 May 2024 08:08:34 No.6002061 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6002041
>>6002043
Seconded. Maybe it's a cool robot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 08:15:21 No.6002067 Report

Quoted By: >>6002068 >>6002070 >>6002071

>>6002043
A NEW PARTY MEMBER? ENTIRELY FREE? LOCATED RIGHT INSIDE THIS HIDDEN CRYPT CHAMBER?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 08:15:59 No.6002068 Report

Quoted By: >>6002080

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6002067
Yes!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 08:18:07 No.6002070 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6002067
Perhaps?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H1zB1XTm Sun 12 May 2024 08:19:11 No.6002071 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5998576
>>6002067
>"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat, Ms. Firemane?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 08:26:56 No.6002080 Report

Quoted By: >>6002083 >>6002084 >>6002086

>>6002068

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H1zB1XTm Sun 12 May 2024 08:29:20 No.6002083 Report

Quoted By: >>6002093

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>6002080
Give us one or else I'll tell your mom. I've got her on speed dial.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 08:29:35 No.6002084 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>6002080
yuh huh!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 08:34:51 No.6002086 Report

Quoted By: >>6002089

>>6002080
Well, you see OP...the game was rigged from the start.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 08:35:51 No.6002089 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6002086
Fucking forgot my DICE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 08:43:00 No.6002093 Report

Quoted By: >>6002094 >>6002095 >>6002097 >>6002098 >>6002099 >>6002108

>>6002083
Very well. Inside the chamber you find....

A. A member of the adventurer's guild, trapped inside
B. Jim the peasant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 08:44:15 No.6002094 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6002093
A

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H1zB1XTm Sun 12 May 2024 08:46:40 No.6002095 Report

Quoted By:

>>5983462
>>6002093
A

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 08:48:04 No.6002097 Report

Quoted By: >>6002099

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>6002093
A

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 08:49:30 No.6002098 Report

Quoted By: >>6002101

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6002093
A.
If the peasant wanted to be rescued, he would have paid us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H1zB1XTm Sun 12 May 2024 08:50:06 No.6002099 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 14 (1d36)

>>5983462
>>6002093
>>6002097
A

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 08:50:56 No.6002101 Report

Quoted By:

>>6002098
>peasant screaming from the other secret room

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g6FzZ8cc Sun 12 May 2024 09:13:14 No.6002108 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6002093
>C. OOK OOK OOK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 09:15:59 No.6002110 Report

Quoted By:

Are we back?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QIesm/lS Sun 12 May 2024 09:19:00 No.6002111 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 (1d2)

1. We are so back
2. It's so fucking over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 09:22:13 No.6002112 Report

Quoted By: >>6002113

Shieet, are we?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 09:23:58 No.6002113 Report

Quoted By:

>>6002112
Back to our regularly scheduled hostage saving I suppose.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 09:25:49 No.6002115 Report

Quoted By: >>6002116 >>6002117

Right of course.

RIP Jim

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 09:26:39 No.6002116 Report

Quoted By: >>6002120

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>6002115
What a shame huhuhuh, now who's the guild member

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 09:31:36 No.6002117 Report

Quoted By: >>6002120

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6002115
Sorry, I can't hear Jim over how broke he is. What a shame.
Anyways, what the hell is one of our fellow Guild members doing here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 09:39:11 No.6002120 Report

Quoted By: >>6002121 >>6002123 >>6002124 >>6002125 >>6002131

>>6002116
>>6002117
Right, of course. Inside the chamber you find

A. One a' these
B. Tim the peasant...guild member

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 12 May 2024 09:41:37 No.6002121 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>6002120
LILLY KNIGHT
LOCK IN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 09:41:52 No.6002123 Report

Quoted By: >>6002126

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6002120
Ah, Sneaky Night. I should have known you'd be rooting around in some dark ass dungeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 09:42:17 No.6002124 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>6002120
Hmm if they got trapped in the secret room while Zanzibart was still alive they must've snuck in, let's go with sneaky knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 09:42:19 No.6002125 Report

Quoted By: >>6002128

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>6002120
Double Wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 09:42:53 No.6002126 Report

Quoted By:

>>6002123
Er, Knight I mean. English isn't fast cars or fire, so I'm not an expert.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 09:47:42 No.6002128 Report

Quoted By: >>6002129 >>6002130 >>6002131

>>6002125
Hmmm I wonder why would anon choose this one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 12 May 2024 09:48:56 No.6002129 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6002128
dude double wizard for group dynamics and gramps

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 09:48:58 No.6002130 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6002128
I wonder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H1zB1XTm Sun 12 May 2024 09:50:13 No.6002131 Report

Quoted By: >>6002132

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6002120
>>6002128
Automaton Knight

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 09:51:07 No.6002132 Report

Quoted By: >>6002133 >>6002134

>>6002131
Hmmm I also wonder why would anon choose this one

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 12 May 2024 09:52:04 No.6002133 Report

Quoted By: >>6002135

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6002132
Alchemist!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 09:53:22 No.6002134 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>6002132
"Definitely not a rogue" ranger

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 09:53:46 No.6002135 Report

Quoted By: >>6002136 >>6002137 >>6002138 >>6002141 >>6002142

>>6002133
I also also wonder why would anon switch to this instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 09:54:51 No.6002136 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6002135
Locking in Ranger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sun 12 May 2024 09:55:27 No.6002137 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>6002135
hey you replied to me not the other anon
I chose alchemist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 09:56:34 No.6002138 Report

Quoted By: >>6002149

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6002135
The illusion of choice
Double Wizard lock in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 09:58:04 No.6002141 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>6002135
sneaky knight steals the vote

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hG+gce9L Sun 12 May 2024 09:58:07 No.6002142 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6002135
give me a rogue

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 10:02:01 No.6002149 Report

Quoted By: >>6002151 >>6002154 >>6002156 >>6002160

>>6002138
Lock in? But which one? :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c/J562/ Sun 12 May 2024 10:03:11 No.6002151 Report

Quoted By: >>6002177

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6002149
Dude Vizard
lock in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 10:04:16 No.6002154 Report

Quoted By: >>6002158

>>6002149
Double Dude Wizard.
We get another chick right now and this starts to drift dangerously close to a harem anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sun 12 May 2024 10:04:55 No.6002156 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6002149
Flip a coin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 10:05:17 No.6002158 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6002154
FORGOT MY FUCKING DICE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QIesm/lS Sun 12 May 2024 10:05:26 No.6002160 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6002149
Female wizard lockin
We need someone with personality up in this group

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sun 12 May 2024 10:12:53 No.6002169 Report

Quoted By:

Honestly we should just roll a 1d9 to determine who it is and ignore the botom row because it's garbage. The will of the dice is the only way to dicecide.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sun 12 May 2024 10:23:09 No.6002177 Report

Quoted By: >>6002191 >>6002202 >>6002203

>>6002151
Could this be? Have you found a double wizard inside the secret room?!

Whatever the result, I uh, gotta suspend bread for now. My neck hurts and I gotta lay down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sun 12 May 2024 10:47:07 No.6002191 Report

Quoted By:

>>6002177
Fuck yeah, wands akimbo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g6FzZ8cc Sun 12 May 2024 11:21:53 No.6002202 Report

Quoted By: >>6002242

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>6002177
buh muh double Ds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rP46RQOj Sun 12 May 2024 11:22:01 No.6002203 Report

Quoted By: >>6002221

buh, i lost an entire update session

>>6002177
Good. We already have one sexy lady party member. That's us. Now we can also have crazy grandpa.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sun 12 May 2024 11:45:35 No.6002221 Report

Quoted By: >>6002222

>>6002203
Crazy Grandpa and Hot Lady companions for the hero, now we just need a flat elf and a stumpy dwarf to round out the party.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rP46RQOj Sun 12 May 2024 11:47:01 No.6002222 Report

Quoted By: >>6002232

>>6002221
No, no, what we need is a lanklet dwarf and a manly elf.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 12:03:54 No.6002232 Report

Quoted By: >>6002265

>>6002222
We're building around the Hero-in-training, right?
With ourselves and Double Wizard, we have most magics and and general combat covered.
I think a healer or a sneaky fucker down the line would make for a well rounded party.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rP46RQOj Sun 12 May 2024 12:28:40 No.6002242 Report

Quoted By:

>>6002202
You have your double Ds right here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sun 12 May 2024 13:01:07 No.6002265 Report

Quoted By: >>6002271

>>6002232
Dwarfs are perfectly sneaking, have you seen their size?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sun 12 May 2024 13:07:54 No.6002271 Report

Quoted By: >>6002273

>>6002265
Unfortunately height is irrelevant to stealth when you're still wider than most doorways and dragging along an 8 foot beard.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sun 12 May 2024 13:15:34 No.6002273 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6002271
If the dwarf walks sideways it can negate his width.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pEveQQam Sun 12 May 2024 13:32:29 No.6002290 Report

Quoted By:

Does DOUBLE WIZARD casts DOUBLE MAGIC?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H1zB1XTm Wed 15 May 2024 02:40:28 No.6005262 Report

Quoted By: >>6008122

Rolled 8 (1d100)

The dice roll is Ms. Firemane's chuunibyou autism level growing up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 17:24:44 No.6008122 Report

Quoted By: >>6008124 >>6008125 >>6008126 >>6008128

>>6005262

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 17 May 2024 17:27:06 No.6008124 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6008122
Pat the tiny boy bread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tNt5EGIa Fri 17 May 2024 17:27:48 No.6008125 Report

Quoted By: >>6008126

>>6008122
Fist of God shows up and says hi.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tNt5EGIa Fri 17 May 2024 17:28:50 No.6008126 Report

Quoted By: >>6008132

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6008125
>>6008122

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 17:29:22 No.6008128 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6008122
It's time for CRAZY OLD WIZARD MAN

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 17:35:29 No.6008132 Report

Quoted By: >>6008134 >>6008135

>>6008126
Ah yes. The bread of god

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpWWgZS1 Fri 17 May 2024 17:36:41 No.6008134 Report

Quoted By: >>6008142

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6008132
Didd we really get another companion?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tNt5EGIa Fri 17 May 2024 17:37:17 No.6008135 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6008132
Yeast you need me bread knights just stick out your thumb! Vrrroooommm

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 17:43:43 No.6008142 Report

Quoted By: >>6008145 >>6008146

>>6008134
Depends. Did you find a weird ol' wizard inside the hidden chamber?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 17 May 2024 17:45:12 No.6008145 Report

Quoted By: >>6008154

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6008142
Yes. We found Double Wizard (Male) in the hidden chamber, pondering his orbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 17:45:27 No.6008146 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6008142
Yes, a crazy ol' double wizard grandpa.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 17:57:36 No.6008154 Report

Quoted By: >>6008157 >>6008159

>>6008145
Ah yes. Of course. As Firemane and Kid enters the secret hidden chamber, they notice a strange wizard, pondering his orbs. Seemingly unbothered by the fact that he was previous trapped in a pitch black hidden chamber inside a crypt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 17:58:52 No.6008157 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>6008154
OORBA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tNt5EGIa Fri 17 May 2024 18:00:14 No.6008159 Report

Quoted By: >>6008168

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6008154
You give me... Double vision.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 18:07:46 No.6008168 Report

Quoted By: >>6008171 >>6008173 >>6008174

>>6008159
"...strange transmission...when you walk in the room--Oh hey! Didn't see ya there. Don'tcha know the tower's closed right now? If ya want something ya gotta come back tomorrow"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 18:09:05 No.6008171 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6008168
What do you mean close? We beat the boss. That means we get loot. That's the rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kklog8OO Fri 17 May 2024 18:10:52 No.6008173 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>6008168
"my brother in christ this is a crypt"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 17 May 2024 18:11:08 No.6008174 Report

Quoted By: >>6008187

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>6008168
Tower? We're in a crypt, man

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 18:20:40 No.6008187 Report

Quoted By: >>6008188

>>6008174
"We are?"

....

"Well how about that. We ARE in a crypt! How mysterious. HOw did we get here, you reckon?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 17 May 2024 18:21:44 No.6008188 Report

Quoted By: >>6008193 >>6008202

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6008187
Me and the Firemane Junio- I mean Kid broke in, dunno about you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 18:23:54 No.6008193 Report

Quoted By: >>6008196

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>6008188
>Firemane Junio
I think you meant to say, 'Mr.Firename'

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 18:24:56 No.6008196 Report

Quoted By:

>>6008193
Firemane*, you get it. I don't know who Firename is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 18:30:18 No.6008202 Report

Quoted By: >>6008205 >>6008210

>>6008188
"Broke in? Well I hope you didn't ran into the crypt-owners then. As for me....hmmmm....how did I get here?....Was it...the fact that I was testing a teleportation spell before this?.......ehhhh can't think of anything"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 18:31:40 No.6008205 Report

Quoted By: >>6008230

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6008202
This is a skeleton dungeon, and this is the secret room after the big boss guy. Did you, by any chance, see any loot?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 17 May 2024 18:33:11 No.6008210 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6008202
Idk probably...uhhh anyways wanna join us?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 18:56:21 No.6008230 Report

Quoted By: >>6008235

>>6008205
"see what now?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Fri 17 May 2024 18:58:24 No.6008235 Report

Quoted By: >>6008243

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>6008230
Hey, stand up for a moment, Double Wizard
Go on Kid, open it up

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 19:06:31 No.6008243 Report

Quoted By: >>6008245 >>6008246 >>6008247 >>6008248 >>6008250

>>6008235
EGADS! IT'S....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Fri 17 May 2024 19:07:50 No.6008245 Report

Quoted By: >>6008251

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6008243
HOEH???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 17 May 2024 19:09:04 No.6008246 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6008243
Loot table!?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 17 May 2024 19:09:14 No.6008247 Report

Quoted By: >>6008250

>>6008243
Money? Is it money, boy? I got debt to pay!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 19:09:50 No.6008248 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6008243
It better be some fuckin' money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 17 May 2024 19:10:15 No.6008250 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>6008247
>>6008243

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 19:10:18 No.6008251 Report

Quoted By: >>6008254 >>6008255 >>6008256 >>6008258

>>6008245
IT'S....
A. A cool sword
B. A cool axe
C. A cool armor
D. Firemane feet pics
E. A magic scroll
F. 5 potions. Not any special potions or anything. Just 5 regular healing potions
G. 100 gold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 17 May 2024 19:11:12 No.6008254 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6008251
>Cool Sword
Boy needs a new cool weapon, we already got him the armor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Fri 17 May 2024 19:11:41 No.6008255 Report

Quoted By: >>6008277

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6008251
A.
bitches love cool swords

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 19:12:16 No.6008256 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>6008251
GIVE ME FREEDOM
GIVE ME FIRE
GIVE ME GOLD
OR I RETIRE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 17 May 2024 19:13:48 No.6008258 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>6008251
Cool axe

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 19:26:37 No.6008277 Report

Quoted By: >>6008280 >>6008284 >>6008287

>>6008255
Yes. And that sword is...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Fri 17 May 2024 19:27:46 No.6008280 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6008277
MIDDLE LEFT
you choose the BIGGEST sword for the biggest damage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 19:29:28 No.6008284 Report

Quoted By: >>6008285

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6008277
No mystery boxu?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 19:31:00 No.6008285 Report

Quoted By: >>6008289 >>6008292 >>6008297

>>6008284
Too lazy to think of some secret choices

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 17 May 2024 19:32:00 No.6008287 Report

Quoted By:

>>6008277
Lower right, a truly heroic sword, just ignore the demonic whispers its probably just your schizophrenia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 17 May 2024 19:33:02 No.6008289 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>6008285
Still lower right, wait, can we take OP since he's there?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 17 May 2024 19:34:25 No.6008292 Report

Quoted By: >>6008301

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6008285
Top middle is alright. Just cool enough to be an upgrade.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 19:35:46 No.6008297 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6008285
Middle left.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 19:39:10 No.6008301 Report

Quoted By: >>6008302 >>6008303 >>6008304

>>6008292
Yes? Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 19:39:56 No.6008302 Report

Quoted By: >>6008305

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6008301
NO. The one below, the beeg sword. Top middle is too basic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 17 May 2024 19:39:57 No.6008303 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6008301
Very yes. Lock in!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Fri 17 May 2024 19:40:11 No.6008304 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6008301
hrmmm lock in

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 19:40:45 No.6008305 Report

Quoted By: >>6008306 >>6008307 >>6008314

>>6008302
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 17 May 2024 19:42:10 No.6008306 Report

Quoted By: >>6008309 >>6008318

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6008305
No, we're not Final Fantasy. We need the sword with the little skeleton insignia on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 19:42:21 No.6008307 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>6008305
YEES

Lock in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 19:43:22 No.6008309 Report

Quoted By:

>>6008306
You are aggressively lame.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zuICufiP Fri 17 May 2024 19:45:39 No.6008314 Report

Quoted By: >>6008322

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>6008305
What about a double sword?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 19:47:12 No.6008318 Report

Quoted By: >>6008321 >>6008322 >>6008323

>>6008306
wololo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 17 May 2024 19:50:14 No.6008321 Report

Quoted By: >>6008336

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>6008318
Pick it up, kiddo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zuICufiP Fri 17 May 2024 19:50:17 No.6008322 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6008314
>>6008318

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 19:50:27 No.6008323 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6008318
At least pick the cool one like the katana.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 19:55:01 No.6008336 Report

Quoted By: >>6008338 >>6008340 >>6008342 >>6008350

>>6008321

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 17 May 2024 19:56:09 No.6008338 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6008336
Hmm, Wizard dude. Can you detect stats on the sword? Does it have some special traits?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zuICufiP Fri 17 May 2024 19:58:23 No.6008340 Report

Quoted By: >>6008342

>>6008336
Double wizard, do you know how to double our fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zuICufiP Fri 17 May 2024 20:00:01 No.6008342 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6008340
>>6008336

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vcy03BDO Fri 17 May 2024 20:04:13 No.6008350 Report

Quoted By: >>6008367

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>6008336
>So what makes you a Double Wizard, Double Wizard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 20:14:55 No.6008367 Report

Quoted By: >>6008370

>>6008350
"Well, kids. Unlike other wizards. I am able to cast 2 spells at the same time. In any combination. Regular ol' wizards need an additional spell, a temporary buff, to be able to do what I do. But theirs only last for a short amount of time. While me. Well I tell ya. THat's what I do"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Fri 17 May 2024 20:16:22 No.6008370 Report

Quoted By: >>6008375

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>6008367
Ezekiel seems very impressed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Fri 17 May 2024 20:25:10 No.6008375 Report

Quoted By: >>6008383 >>6008426 >>6008455

>>6008370

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Fri 17 May 2024 20:43:10 No.6008383 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6008375
nuh-huh, this grandpa ain't gonna corrupt Firemane's boy with wizardry, her future husb- i mean her apprentice is not gonna be a NERD. Take him before he starts trying to read books instead of burning them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vcy03BDO Fri 17 May 2024 21:24:19 No.6008426 Report

Quoted By: >>6008589

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6008375
>Ask Mr. D.Wizard if he wants to come on the quest
>We got uhhhh loot and stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IThBMo1M Fri 17 May 2024 22:10:03 No.6008455 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>6008375
>>6008375
Ask D.W. if it's ok to call him D.W.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 01:54:09 No.6008589 Report

Quoted By: >>6008601

>>6008426
"A quest, you say? Intriguing. Where are ya goin' ?"

holy shit I fell asleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vcy03BDO Sat 18 May 2024 02:01:19 No.6008601 Report

Quoted By: >>6008602

>>6008589
>Prompt Kid to answer him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vcy03BDO Sat 18 May 2024 02:01:50 No.6008602 Report

Quoted By: >>6008625

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>6008601
Oops.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 02:16:19 No.6008625 Report

Quoted By: >>6008627 >>6008630 >>6008633

>>6008602
"Well mister wizard, we got sent by the guild to clear out the crypt since the undead from here been causing trouble! But our main quest is to become super cool adventurers by making our way up the guild's rankings. Also there's this one old lady back in my village who prophecised about my destiny or whatever but I didn't really understand that one"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Sat 18 May 2024 02:17:54 No.6008627 Report

Quoted By: >>6008639

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>6008625
Sidequest added: Find out the prophecy
Write that down.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vcy03BDO Sat 18 May 2024 02:20:56 No.6008630 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6008625
>Nod helpfully

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NvK/z7kl Sat 18 May 2024 02:24:15 No.6008633 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6008625
I guess we're going back to the guild to get paid first. You need dosh for your double experiments, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 02:33:42 No.6008639 Report

Quoted By: >>6008642

>>6008627

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 18 May 2024 02:37:20 No.6008642 Report

Quoted By: >>6008646

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>6008639
Alright, let's get outta this crypt and head back to the guild

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 02:47:24 No.6008646 Report

Quoted By: >>6008647 >>6008648

>>6008642
Surely with this crypt cleared out, there'd be no more surprises

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k1rNiKJa Sat 18 May 2024 02:48:07 No.6008647 Report

Quoted By: >>6008649

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6008646
And then there weren't.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 18 May 2024 02:48:52 No.6008648 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>6008646
woo, turn in the quest

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 02:50:59 No.6008649 Report

Quoted By: >>6008652

>>6008647

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 18 May 2024 02:52:58 No.6008652 Report

Quoted By: >>6008663

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6008649
DRIVE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 03:04:57 No.6008663 Report

Quoted By: >>6008665 >>6008673

>>6008652
"So tell me, boy. What was this prophecy ya mentioned?"

"Well I didn't really understand it. Something about slaying a great evil or something in the future. But the details are vague. But I always wanted to become an adventurer so it worked out, really"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 18 May 2024 03:05:56 No.6008665 Report

Quoted By: >>6008678

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6008663
WATCH OUT GOBLIN CHARIOTS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NvK/z7kl Sat 18 May 2024 03:11:34 No.6008673 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6008663
OH GOD GOBLIN BIKERS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 03:20:15 No.6008678 Report

Quoted By: >>6008679 >>6008682

>>6008665
OH SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 18 May 2024 03:21:44 No.6008679 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6008678
DOUBLE WIZARD DO YOUR THING
I'MA DRIFT THIS SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTIbUkeg Sat 18 May 2024 03:23:34 No.6008682 Report

Quoted By: >>6008692

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>6008678
WIZARD, SLING SPELLS. KID, YOU HOLD HIS WAIST (PLATONICALLY ) AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T FALL OUT.
>Insert eurobeat mixtape and put pedal to metal

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 03:34:39 No.6008692 Report

Quoted By: >>6008694 >>6008697

>>6008682
"GOBLINOID RUFFIANS?! THIS WON'T DO! I WILL NEVER PAY MY TAXES! YOU HEAR ME!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 18 May 2024 03:36:16 No.6008694 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6008692
DOUBLE EM, DW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTIbUkeg Sat 18 May 2024 03:39:47 No.6008697 Report

Quoted By: >>6008700

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>6008692
DOUBLE DESTRUCTIOOOOOONNN!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 03:46:49 No.6008700 Report

Quoted By: >>6008701 >>6008702

>>6008697

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vseOvLGl Sat 18 May 2024 03:50:24 No.6008701 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6008700
DOUBLE WIZARD DOUBLE MIDDLE FINGER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTIbUkeg Sat 18 May 2024 03:50:54 No.6008702 Report

Quoted By: >>6008709

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6008700
DRIVE! I HEAR SIRENS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 04:00:02 No.6008709 Report

Quoted By: >>6008714 >>6008719

>>6008702
"Sirens? SIRENS! DAMN YA TEMPTRESSES! WE'RE ON LAND AND YET YA STILL ATTEMPT TO LURE US TO YER WATERY DOOM! TAKE THIS DOUBLE LIGHTNING!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTIbUkeg Sat 18 May 2024 04:06:37 No.6008714 Report

Quoted By: >>6008719

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>6008709
DOUBLE-WIZ THEY'RE COPS WE CAN'T CATCH CHARGES PLEASE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 04:14:04 No.6008719 Report

Quoted By: >>6008723

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>6008709
>>6008714
>senile boomer libertarian wizard
No wonder he can cast double spells

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 04:18:40 No.6008723 Report

Quoted By: >>6008725 >>6008730

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6008719
'YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEEEE"

GRANDPA'S GONNA GET YOU IN TROUBLE WITH THE COPS! SWERVE THE WAGON TO THROW OFF HIS AIM!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 04:19:41 No.6008725 Report

Quoted By: >>6008731

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>6008723
UH SORRY OUR GRANDPA'S HAVING A WAR FLASHBACK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTIbUkeg Sat 18 May 2024 04:22:51 No.6008730 Report

Quoted By: >>6008731

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6008723
WATCH ME WHIP THIS BITCH

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 04:26:15 No.6008731 Report

Quoted By: >>6008732

>>6008725
>>6008730
"HRAAGHHHH--OH SHIT"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 04:27:41 No.6008732 Report

Quoted By: >>6008733

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6008731
More flashback explosions

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 04:35:05 No.6008733 Report

Quoted By: >>6008737 >>6008738

>>6008732
Double Wizard suddenly remembers the...WIZARD WAR

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 04:38:48 No.6008737 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6008733
WIZARD WAR tactical dolphins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MTIbUkeg Sat 18 May 2024 04:41:04 No.6008738 Report

Quoted By: >>6008742

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>6008733
War...war has changed. Tactical dolphin drones dominate the battlefield. Singular spell infantry is all but obsolete.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 04:52:10 No.6008742 Report

Quoted By: >>6008744 >>6008746

>>6008738
"one...spell a turn...aint enough anymore...gotta...gotta do more...."

"Uh...Mister Double Wizard? You okay?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg7F88/a Sat 18 May 2024 04:54:43 No.6008744 Report

Quoted By: >>6008760

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>6008742
Snap out of it old man, we're here. Just gotta find a place to park.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 04:57:07 No.6008746 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6008742
DIVINE DOLPHIN DEATH BLAST

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 05:23:15 No.6008760 Report

Quoted By: >>6008773

>>6008744
"...Oh hey, we're in town now"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4pesBr5C Sat 18 May 2024 05:46:07 No.6008773 Report

Quoted By: >>6008775

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>6008760
What's his name again?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 05:49:43 No.6008775 Report

Quoted By: >>6008776

>>6008773
"Ah, my bad. I never properly introduced myself. I'm...."

[INSERT NAME HERE]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 05:50:45 No.6008776 Report

Quoted By: >>6008780

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>6008775
Double Wizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 05:58:05 No.6008780 Report

Quoted By: >>6008781

>>6008776
Double Wizard the Double Wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:naQ0r+qS Sat 18 May 2024 05:59:26 No.6008781 Report

Quoted By: >>6008786

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6008780
Double Wizard II

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 06:05:36 No.6008786 Report

Quoted By: >>6008787 >>6008788

>>6008781
Double Wizard II The Double Wizard?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4pesBr5C Sat 18 May 2024 06:07:34 No.6008787 Report

Quoted By: >>6008791

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6008786
He named himself after his mentor
He forgot his mentor's name so he just named himself the job

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vcy03BDO Sat 18 May 2024 06:08:57 No.6008788 Report

Quoted By: >>6008792

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6008786
Yes, but we can call him "DW" or "T-Dub" for short.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 06:15:41 No.6008791 Report

Quoted By: >>6008792 >>6008794 >>6008796

>>6008787
"I am Double Wizard II the Double Wizard, pleasure to make your acquaintances. What might your name be, boy?"

"Oh, I'm Ezekiel Rutabega. But you can call me Kid. Like Miss Firemane does! Say, why are you named Double Wizard II?"

"Ah, well my boy, that was to honor my teacher. A great and powerful mage in her own right....but I forgot what her name was so I named myself after the job instead"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4pesBr5C Sat 18 May 2024 06:17:34 No.6008792 Report

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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6008791
This is despite the fact her name is plaster all over her statues
>>6008788
"How do you do, fellow initiates"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 06:18:30 No.6008794 Report

Quoted By: >>6008800

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6008791
Loom more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SwAAQzQq Sat 18 May 2024 06:19:37 No.6008796 Report

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>6008791
Alright, let's go turn in that quest. Congrats Kid, you're gonna learn how to fill out a bunch of Lawful Exemption forms for that home invasion we just committed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 06:24:45 No.6008800 Report

Quoted By: >>6008801 >>6008803

>>6008794
You loom over the 2 chatting dudes for...reasons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dDfSjIL9 Sat 18 May 2024 06:25:22 No.6008801 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>6008800
MONEY.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 06:28:43 No.6008803 Report

Quoted By: >>6008807

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>6008800
He keeps rambling about how he was trained in the powerful ways of wizardry by her, which also showed he was completely oblivious to her charms

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 06:35:43 No.6008807 Report

Quoted By: >>6008808 >>6008809

>>6008803
You take notice of how, according to him, his mentor constantly doted on him, taking him everywhere, teaching him everything. It was clear to you that his mentor was also trying to flirt with him....but he didn't notice aaaaany of it.

Wow, sure blows huh. Sure hope this isn't dramatic irony or foreshadowing to anything for anybody present, right Firemane?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 06:37:58 No.6008808 Report

Quoted By: >>6008810

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6008807
Firemane.
Firemane.
Why are you sweating.
You don't want to be like a certain top idol dictator, do you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g5rdg9P1 Sat 18 May 2024 06:40:52 No.6008809 Report

Quoted By: >>6008812

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>6008807
Look, we only wanna teach him fire magic and drift-chariotry because they're USEFUL.
THAT'S IT.

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 06:41:41 No.6008810 Report

Quoted By: >>6008812 >>6008813

>>6008808
Surely not.

Riiiiight?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 06:42:19 No.6008812 Report

Quoted By: >>6008814

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>6008810
>>6008809
ERASE THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHT FROM THE FUTURE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g5rdg9P1 Sat 18 May 2024 06:43:47 No.6008813 Report

Quoted By:

>>6008810
WE HAVE A STRICTLY PLATONIC MENTOR STUDENT RELATIONSHIP.
Now let's ignore this and go get PAID.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 06:45:17 No.6008814 Report

Quoted By: >>6008815

>>6008812
YES LET'S GO TURN IN THE QUEST INSTEAD LALALA

"Oh hey, Firemane. How's my favorite debtor doing? You finished that crypt quest?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 06:46:47 No.6008815 Report

Quoted By: >>6008818

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6008814
Yes, and we found the Double Wiza-
"THE DOUBLE WIZAR-oh it's just her apprentice goddamnit"

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 06:51:11 No.6008818 Report

Quoted By:

>>6008815
Why the sudden outburst from the Guild Receptionist? Could this mean something? Does the Double Wizard hide more secrets than he lets on? All of this and more will be answered in....I dunno, a few hours? Maybe more? Cuz I uh gotta go. Bread will resume whenver I get back. see yas

updates b here n stuff: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUUHGS+d Sat 18 May 2024 10:05:57 No.6008894 Report

Quoted By: >>6009118

You know, if we want to avoid ending like the double wizard, we can just...confess. It's not like we have to wait for our dense student to realize it

Not now, of course. He still has go advance more in the path of a hero before he can earn that. You can't confess until at least the halfway mark.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 18 May 2024 16:31:39 No.6009118 Report

Quoted By:

>>6008894
NO! Night Knight must not know that we are stalking him, it will ruin our strategy for the rematch!
Or something I haven't been keeping up

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 16:45:11 No.6009136 Report

Quoted By: >>6009141

oh shit I can finally post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 16:53:55 No.6009141 Report

Quoted By: >>6009146

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6009136
Nah he's just a simp

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 16:58:32 No.6009146 Report

Quoted By: >>6009147 >>6009149

>>6009141
Who? The bread? Can bread even be simps?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 16:59:41 No.6009147 Report

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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>6009146
Toast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 17:00:06 No.6009149 Report

Quoted By: >>6009152

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>6009146
If you toast it

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 17:02:23 No.6009152 Report

Quoted By: >>6009153

>>6009149

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 17:03:25 No.6009153 Report

Quoted By: >>6009154

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6009152
Some jam

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 17:07:17 No.6009154 Report

Quoted By: >>6009155

>>6009153

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 17:08:21 No.6009155 Report

Quoted By: >>6009157

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6009154
Back to the actual simp that is the Guild Receptionist

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 17:10:37 No.6009157 Report

Quoted By: >>6009158 >>6009159 >>6009160

>>6009155

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 18 May 2024 17:11:28 No.6009158 Report

Quoted By: >>6009159

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>6009157
Kid is turning in the quest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 17:11:52 No.6009159 Report

Quoted By: >>6009160 >>6009174

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>6009157
>>6009158
I mean you started screaming when you heard the job title Double Wizard

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Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 18 May 2024 17:12:35 No.6009160 Report

Quoted By: >>6009174

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>6009159
>>6009157
Yeah bro. Also you have a framed poster of her right behind your desk.

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 17:21:40 No.6009174 Report

Quoted By: >>6009181 >>6009183 >>6009186

>>6009159
>>6009160
"I have no idea what you're talking about. You must have mistaken"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 17:23:46 No.6009181 Report

Quoted By: >>6009193

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6009174
"Oh come on I'm the Double Wizard now-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP KARL OF ALL THE MEN SHE CHOSE YOU, YOU DON'T EVEN PAY US TAXES"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJ6iXE4/ Sat 18 May 2024 17:24:07 No.6009183 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6009174
Okay well uh, hand over the reward so you can go back to seething you're not our fella D-2

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Anonymous ID:GXGaFJC2 Sat 18 May 2024 17:26:14 No.6009186 Report

Quoted By: >>6009192

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>6009174
...
Anyways the crypt was cleared. The Kid even got kill a Lich or whatever. It was coooooooooooooool.

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 17:30:45 No.6009192 Report

Quoted By: >>6009193 >>6009194 >>6009195

>>6009186
"Yeah! Here's his skull for proof"

"Alright then. Our guild contacts in the area should be able to confirm quest success with our clients, your reward will be ready shortly"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 17:31:10 No.6009193 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>6009192
>>6009181

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Anonymous ID:WJ6iXE4/ Sat 18 May 2024 17:32:00 No.6009194 Report

Quoted By: >>6009196

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>6009192
watnou?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:psSKF2cS Sat 18 May 2024 17:33:12 No.6009195 Report

Quoted By:

>>6009192
How short is "shortly"?

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 17:34:57 No.6009196 Report

Quoted By: >>6009198 >>6009200 >>6009202

>>6009194
"Now you go into the Guild Hall and wait for a bit and you'll get your pay. Shouldn't take more than a few minutes"

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Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 17:35:55 No.6009198 Report

Quoted By: >>6009217

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6009196
Waiting room time, a second is like an hour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJ6iXE4/ Sat 18 May 2024 17:36:11 No.6009200 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6009196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sruEnQ9HkU

waiting time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 17:36:36 No.6009202 Report

Quoted By: >>6009206 >>6009218

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6009196
Double Wizard II starts introducing himself as DW-2 or T-Dub to his fellow adventurers in an attempt to seem cool

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Anonymous ID:WJ6iXE4/ Sat 18 May 2024 17:39:10 No.6009206 Report

Quoted By: >>6009208

>>6009202
DW-2 takes longer to say than Double Wizard.

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Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 17:39:44 No.6009208 Report

Quoted By:

>>6009206
Cool, not practical

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 17:54:03 No.6009217 Report

Quoted By: >>6009218 >>6009219 >>6009223

>>6009198

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 17:54:54 No.6009218 Report

Quoted By: >>6009225

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6009217
>>6009202

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 18 May 2024 17:54:57 No.6009219 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6009217
Double wizard! Conjure up a Ye Olde Boxed Television, would ya?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 18:00:37 No.6009223 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6009217
Cut to commercial

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 18:03:10 No.6009225 Report

Quoted By: >>6009226 >>6009228 >>6009231 >>6009234

>>6009218
"Yo wassup mi hombres. It's ya boi. T-Dub. Comin' atcha straight from da wizard towa"

"wat"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJ6iXE4/ Sat 18 May 2024 18:04:48 No.6009226 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>6009225
In the meanwhile, try to think of what we should do next to teach Ezekiel. Just don't think about how Double Wizard I ended. And definitely don't think about how you could end up like her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 18 May 2024 18:05:50 No.6009228 Report

Quoted By: >>6009234 >>6009243

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>6009225
Oi Double W! Come here for a sec, would ya?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 18:06:38 No.6009231 Report

Quoted By: >>6009234

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>6009225
Where’s the hype man, D-Wiz?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Uolt84R1 Sat 18 May 2024 18:09:51 No.6009234 Report

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>6009225
>>6009228
>>6009231
>cringe levels rise

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 18:20:20 No.6009243 Report

Quoted By: >>6009245

>>6009228
"Yeeee waddup, Supa Hot Fiyah....Mane?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 18 May 2024 18:21:48 No.6009245 Report

Quoted By: >>6009249

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>6009243
Uhhh can you conjure up Ye Olde Boxed Television for us to watch while we wait, big man?

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 18:27:00 No.6009249 Report

Quoted By: >>6009251 >>6009252

>>6009245
"Sure thang, watch this"

Then he shows you his balls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 18 May 2024 18:28:01 No.6009251 Report

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6009249
Let's see what's on the old wizard network.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7wflmdsN Sat 18 May 2024 18:28:33 No.6009252 Report

Quoted By: >>6009266

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6009249
Ponder

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Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 18:41:24 No.6009266 Report

Quoted By: >>6009269 >>6009270 >>6009272

>>6009252

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5yDgth2 Sat 18 May 2024 18:42:27 No.6009269 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6009266
Sweet, Deathkiller sword is on 10% sale

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WJ6iXE4/ Sat 18 May 2024 18:42:30 No.6009270 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>6009266
Meanwhile, Ezekiel ponders Firemane's orbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 18 May 2024 18:42:48 No.6009272 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6009266
Bah, only re-runs and bad sitcoms.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 18:50:46 No.6009290 Report

Quoted By: >>6009296

Alright lads. Turns out we pondered too hard. Image limit reached. Welp. Guess OP can now shirk his responsibilities and go eat a sandwich

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jtyvdRFa Sat 18 May 2024 18:55:40 No.6009296 Report

Quoted By: >>6009298

>>6009290
It's over.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sFMzb7Mw Sat 18 May 2024 18:57:17 No.6009298 Report

Quoted By:

>>6009296
It is indeed over. Oh well. Episode 2's probably gonna go up in the following week...uh, whenever it can. It's almost 2 AM so I should probably stop anyway.

Toodles. Updates b here n shit https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H1zB1XTm Sun 19 May 2024 18:23:28 No.6010196 Report

Quoted By:

Don't forget to archive the thread, OP.

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