>>6046705>>6046716>>6046718>>6046780>>6046876>>6046888>>6046894>>6046902>>6046971>>6046993>>6046998>>6047006You blink, trying to make sense of the rough-hewn wooden planks in front of you and the jostling motion of the cart. The last thing you remember, you were at a video game convention, spouting off to your friend about how Skyrim was "kinda mid desu." You were laughing about the story being meh, the gameplay repetitive, the characters forgettable, and the whole thing being a buggy mess that relied on mods to be playable. You were mid-laugh when you felt a heavy hand clamp down on your shoulder.
Turning around, you came face to face with Todd Howard himself, director and executive producer at Bethesda Game Studios. His eyes blazed with a fury you'd only seen in the glitchiest of boss fights. "Call my game mid, will ya? Laugh at me behind my back, will ya? You and your friends are dead!" he roared, lunging at you with the kind of rage that could only be spawned from a thousand unpatched bugs.
The next thing you knew, you were being beaten to death by a manlet powered by pure wrath. And now, here you are, in a cart, the dull ache of your previous life fading as you realize that you've somehow been isekai'd into the very world you mocked. Welcome to Skyrim, where your death wasn't a bug—it was a feature.
>What now?>>Curse your luck. Why couldn't you be isekai'd into better RPGs like The Witcher, Elden Ring, or Baldur's Gate?>>Try to remember what happens next. Oh, that's right, Alduin swoops in and kills everyone. How fun and original, Todd.>>Shit, you could probably make it work. Use your meta knowledge to fuck hot girls like Yennefer, Ciri, Triss... shit, wrong universe.>>Try to interact with the NPCs. Maybe you can break the fourth wall and convince them they’re all just lines of code.>>Ponder your new reality. Maybe you can find Todd Howard in this world and convince him to patch your way back home.>>Grin like a madman. Time to speedrun this reality and see if you can find the fastest route to the Dragonborn DLC.>> _ 
