>>6052586>>6052587>>6052649>>6052727>Neptr>Michael spooking the leader while Johnny the "Diabetic Deadeye" CowMan deals with the penguins. "Master, I have baked the perfect pies for this occasion- Rock pies! Everyone is allergic to rocks!" While Johnny scratches his head on the logistics of cramming pies full of stones into the chamber of his Ballblamburgler, Michael gets a head start on distracting the Demonic Wishing Eye wielding penguin about to shatter the legendary hero Sweet Pea into a thousand glass shards. He flies above the flaming horde, unseen until he hovers between the leading penguin and the glass bottle. "WENK!" Apparently, the Demonic Wishing Eye also serves as a substitute for wizard eyes, and flaming arrows ineffectually rain down on Michael and the confused penguin. While it doesn't harm either of them, the dried remains of Finn and Jake's home are set ablaze, pieces crashing onto the crowds of penguins and causing chaos. Booming club music blasts from the Demonic Wishing Eye as some penguins continue to dance and party among the flaming wreckage.
"At least they're distracted- but what now?"
>Attempt to possess the leading penguin>Attempt to scare away the leading penguin (Write in preferred but optional)>Possess the giant bottle and attempt to grow legs>Write InMeanwhile, Johnny figures out how to cram the pies into his gun- little more than asking Neptr to bake some smaller ones. With that settled, he runs through the horde of flaming penguins with Neptr on his hip, hardly spoke to folks around him. Didn't have too much to say, no one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip. The stranger there among them had a big Neptr on his hip. Still, despite avoiding Johnny's bovine justice, he pelts the disorganized gangs of firey penguins terrorizing the grasslands with stone filled pies. Unlikely to cause any permanent damage, but leaving a nasty mark and knocking most unconscious in a single shot. It isn't long until he catches up to Michael, slowing down as the sight of Finn and Jake's treehouse burning leaves him momentarily awe struck. "Master, BMO might still be in there- you have to go inside and save him!"
"What in tarnation am I supposed to do?"
>Keep administering bovine justice, and head inside the burning treehouse>"Taking too long, Mike." Fire at the leading penguin in an attempt to end things quickly>Write In 
