>>6061195God damn it. This is not working. The anger that has slowly been building up inside of you is fit to burst. Your eyes burn from the primal McDonald rage. You need to bust all this anger all over someone. But who?
...
"Yello." Charlie's friendly voice somehow makes you angrier.
"God damn it, Charlie. God damn it."
"Mac?"
"Charlie, you— you..." It occurs to you that you actually have no reason to be mad at Charlie. Gotta save face. "You didn't do all the Charlie work tonight."
"What? Mac, what are you talking about?"
"You cleaned the bathrooms?"
"Yeah. Well, not the yuck puddle, but—"
"Cleaned the soda gun?"
"That one was hard. I had to use Frank's toe knife to get all the gunk—"
"Turned the carbon monoxide detecter off?"
"Dude, how are you remembering all of this? It's honestly kinda flattering—"
"God DAMN IT, Charlie! There's gotta be something you forgot to do."
"Mac, calm down."
"Charlie, don't tell me to—"
"CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" Charlie's voice actually gets you to calm down and shut up. "Okay. Alright. Sorry that I yelled."
"No, it's cool. Did Frank hear that?"
"Nah, he just ate some cat food. He's out cold."
"You guys gotta stop eating cat food."
"How about you stop calling me and getting mad at me when you're clearly mad at Dennis?"
"I— what? How did you know I was mad at Dennis?"
"I mean, he texted everyone that he was banging a girl you brought home."
"GOD DAMN IT!"
"See, now you know how I feel."
"What do you mean 'how you feel'?"
"You banged the waitress!"
"Oh dude, remember, I wasn't <span class="mu-i">really</span> banging the waitress. I was just getting back at you!"
"Well, what if you did something to Dennis, and he's banging this girl because of that?" You kinda freeze for a moment upon hearing this. That actually makes a lot of sense. Has your thinking changed at all?
(CHOOSE ONE)
>Yeah. (Figure out what you did wrong)>Nah. (Get revenge) 
