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Anonymous ID:+TL16MEp Mon 12 Aug 2024 00:20:04 No.6078998 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6079034 >>6079093 >>6079167 >>6079194 >>6079374 >>6099352

You are Special Agent Denny Cole. It's the 12:01 PM, March 22nd and you are entering the town of Twisty Pines.

You are here to solve a horrible crime. But first, what did you have for lunch?

-Raspberry Pie
-Ham Sandwich
-Boiled Egg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8WVX2Xhm Mon 12 Aug 2024 01:59:33 No.6079034 Report

Quoted By: >>6099388

>>6078998
>-Raspberry Pie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9DsyE0dA Mon 12 Aug 2024 03:34:25 No.6079093 Report

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>>6078998
>-Boiled Egg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zfCjg/n0 Mon 12 Aug 2024 07:15:59 No.6079167 Report

Quoted By: >>6099388

>>6078998
> Raspberry Pie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/m498SNz Mon 12 Aug 2024 08:47:38 No.6079194 Report

Quoted By: >>6099388

>>6078998
>Raspberry Pie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+TL16MEp Mon 12 Aug 2024 16:47:23 No.6079374 Report

Quoted By: >>6084177

>>6078998

Mods, please delete this. Not going to have time to run this quest. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qsp0ELZV Mon 19 Aug 2024 16:53:28 No.6084177 Report

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>>6079374
This is so meta.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ULE/Rkr2 Tue 27 Aug 2024 14:22:21 No.6090345 Report

Quoted By: >>6099374

Flaking aside, what kind of dogshit lunches are these?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:axS0vPO5 Fri 06 Sep 2024 23:02:23 No.6098894 Report

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0/10, quest needed more dougie jones

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YwI4n+Ay Sat 07 Sep 2024 18:24:21 No.6099352 Report

Quoted By: >>6099388

>>6078998
>Raspberry Pie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9DsyE0dA Sat 07 Sep 2024 18:47:48 No.6099374 Report

Quoted By: >>6099388

>>6090345
I would argue Raspberry Pie and Boiled Egg are both 10/10 choices, while Ham Sandwich, is, indeed, a stinker. I have austatistically calculated every outcome and deduced that the third option should have been something along the lines of Black Coffee, or Entire Tube of Toothpaste.

DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg

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DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg ID:guXmrwNV Sat 07 Sep 2024 19:04:19 No.6099388 Report

Quoted By: >>6099651 >>6099663

>>6099352
>>6079194
>>6079167
>>6079034
>>6099374

you are eating RASPBERRY PIE.
you are SPECIAL AGENT DENNY COLE.
... well, no.
just a guy who likes RASPBERRY PIE a bunch.

you've recently overheard an urban legend that says..
in a small town of TWISTY PINES, there lies the most succulent RASPBERRY PIE in the entire observable universe( there might be better one out there).

and the temptation of pie was so great that it caused multiple manslaughter already. and the town does not accept outsiders anymore.
but if you could sneak in there somehow..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/lKkyYFK Sun 08 Sep 2024 02:19:09 No.6099651 Report

Quoted By: >>6099738

>>6099388
Disguise yourself as a twisty pine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9DsyE0dA Sun 08 Sep 2024 02:28:08 No.6099663 Report

Quoted By: >>6099738

>>6099388
Pine for a twist

DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg

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DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg ID:guXmrwNV Sun 08 Sep 2024 04:57:00 No.6099738 Report

Quoted By: >>6099740

>>6099651
>>6099663

aha. with this cheap out of season costume for santa day
you've disguised yourself as fine young PINE TREE.
"i'd fit fine in anywhere pine."

DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg

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DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg ID:guXmrwNV Sun 08 Sep 2024 05:00:08 No.6099740 Report

Quoted By: >>6099803 >>6099819

>>6099738
uh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9DsyE0dA Sun 08 Sep 2024 08:25:07 No.6099803 Report

Quoted By: >>6099822

>>6099740
>Take another bite out of the Broodwich

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zADxKxpl Sun 08 Sep 2024 09:32:34 No.6099819 Report

Quoted By: >>6099822

>>6099740
Attempt to scare the axe wielder, nobody would dare cut a talking tree

DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg

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DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg ID:guXmrwNV Sun 08 Sep 2024 09:50:38 No.6099822 Report

Quoted By: >>6099825

>>6099803
you wood, if you had any.

>>6099819
"BOO. i'm a talking timber, cut me down and you'll suffer, lumberer."
she seems nonchalant.

DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg

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DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg ID:guXmrwNV Sun 08 Sep 2024 09:52:57 No.6099825 Report

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>>6099822
[i:lit]".... I AM NO LUMBERJACK, AM AX MURDERER. DON'T FROWN TREE, I ONLY CHOP CHOP HUMAN.[/i:lit]

DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg

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DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg ID:guXmrwNV Sun 08 Sep 2024 09:55:04 No.6099826 Report

Quoted By: >>6099837 >>6099869

".... I AM NO LUMBERJACK, AM AX MURDERER. DON'T FROWN TREE, I CHOP CHOP HUMAN ONLY.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9DsyE0dA Sun 08 Sep 2024 10:39:28 No.6099837 Report

Quoted By: >>6099902

>>6099826
Ohh... Right... Let's go find one!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zADxKxpl Sun 08 Sep 2024 13:13:17 No.6099869 Report

Quoted By: >>6099902

>>6099826
Lets team up! Those humans don't stand a chance

DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg

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DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg ID:guXmrwNV Sun 08 Sep 2024 15:36:16 No.6099902 Report

Quoted By: >>6099917 >>6099938

>>6099837
>>6099869
you join her on her quest of CHOP CHOP HUMAN.
you ask her if she had any blood spilt already,

" AH ONCE. AT THE TOWN WITH PRETTY GOOD PIE. I SPARED PIE MAN'S LIFE FOR THAT."
that could be the town you're aiming for.. but "pretty good"..? that's not quite the impression you would accept.
/
" HEY, YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT? "
a cop shouts from the other sidewalk.

" you have ax license? "
"NO."

" NOT HER..! YOU, TREE BOY. HAND ME YOUR 'christmas tree in july license' NOW!"
/
not good. not good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zADxKxpl Sun 08 Sep 2024 16:01:12 No.6099917 Report

Quoted By: >>6100611

>>6099902
Tell him you're special agent "YNNED" and that you left your license at home because you're undergoing a special town inspection operation that requires you to be as unburdened as possible. You would appreciate it if he didn't blow your cover.

If Ax girl gets suspicious just hastily wink at her in an angle that the cop can't look in.

Don't imagine her relationship with cops is the best but nothing good can come out of being on the bad side of cops for ol talkin' timber.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9DsyE0dA Sun 08 Sep 2024 16:27:45 No.6099938 Report

Quoted By: >>6099976 >>6100611

>>6099902
Snitch! Narc on ax girl and perform a citizen's arrest

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zADxKxpl Sun 08 Sep 2024 17:17:44 No.6099976 Report

Quoted By: >>6100611

>>6099938
how dare you...

DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg

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DENNY !vBOFA0jTOg ID:guXmrwNV Mon 09 Sep 2024 07:25:04 No.6100611 Report

Quoted By: >>6100624

>>6099917
>>6099938
>>6099976
you carefully approach the man in uniform and go on a quiet tangent.

"agent here, code YNNED.
on my pursuit of truth regarding certain unresolved murder case from twisty pines.
that gal.. my #1 suspect, i'm digging clues from her.
she has a mental condition. that turns her docile, cooperative to trees.. pines.
i'd be thankful if you went back to your day patrol, sir."

....

"you're only digging yourself in, denny."

"what?"

the cop walked away.
/
you nervously turn back to ax girl, and try to wink.
you did it with both eyes.

"SO, TREES DO BLINK. HA"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zADxKxpl Mon 09 Sep 2024 08:23:25 No.6100624 Report

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>>6100611
Mission accomplished. Denny? Never heard of him.

So where is this fabled pie man? You're a professional pie fanatic so a sample of that "pretty good" couldn't hurt, and perhaps this pie man has more info on an even greater raspberry pie. Inquire Axy if she could take you there pretty please.

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