The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH ID:YnAIM264 Sun 01 Sep 2024 13:27:46 No. 6094352 Report >>6094336 The Yellow Menace
Yellow
Indonesia
PingPong a great Chinese warlord leads The Yellow Menace south on a great crusade, following him are billions of his loyal followers willing to give their lives without thought for the cause. Soon PingPong will conquer all of Australia for his eternal divine kingdom.
The Emu's
>>6094336 The Emu's form their congregation in Tasmania under the INDIGO banner.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Sun 01 Sep 2024 13:40:21 No. 6094361 Report >>6094336 NAME: The Club of Abnormal Phenomena (C.A.P.)
COLOUR: Maroon
STARTING VILLE: Right around where Port Hedland is on here.
FLUFF:
Back in their home country of Great Britain, there was a problem. A major problem.
The prisons were simply too full. While they could put a lot of low skill prisoners to great use by being pawned off to wealthy patrons as slaves, The Powers That Be realized that they could use the more skilled prisoners for something greater.
They have found that there is that large empty expanse of land thousands on thousands of miles away from their own territory that has seemingly not been settled. There seems nothing inherently wrong about the land so The Powers That Be have proposed a hypothesis: Here Be Dragons. Or, at least, some sort of unexplainable phenomena that has left the place barren. If there is such phenomena there, perhaps there can be profit to be made here.
To test out this hypothesis, they sent a ship filled with prisoners. While a majority are low skilled, a small leading force of former academics, doctors, and holy men and women were also sent along to research whatever might be waiting at this island.
They were given one goal: To study and research the continent in an attempt to find any supernatural, abnormal, or anomalous phenomena that could be of great use to the Empire. If they could find enough objects, creatures, or phenomena of use to the Empire? Whoever survives would be pardoned of their crimes.
"Babs" !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
>>6094336 The Eco-Villains
Olive
Middle of New South Wales
This world was made for human exploitation. I, Doctor Barbara Blight, have been sent by The Eco-Villains to conquer this sector of Earth, and extract all of it's resources.
I, together with Hoggish Greedly, Sly Sludge, Looten Plunder, Duke Nukem, Verminous Skumm, Zarm, and Captain Pollution, will exploit this planet and become rich beyond imagination!
First matter of order is to start injecting the wildlife with sludge from coal and oil plants. This will... Help our goal somehow.
OP
>>6094336 I said 5 nations but whatever, lets get this show on the road
>>6094352 The Great Warlord PingPong has landed in the Birds' Head Penninsula of Western New Guinea. The Divine Mandate of Heaven compels him to conquer Australia swiftly, but perhaps it is wisdom to consolidate Papua first?
>>6094358 In their hubris, Humans have come to believe that Australia belongs to them, but this is not so. In the blighted isle of Van Diemon's Land, a dark force rises, a terrible foe many hoped would never return. Soon, the whole continent will quake in the onslaught of their taloned feet.
>>6094361 Australia is a realm of many great and terrible wonders, few of which are known to civilised science. So, a grand expedition has been launched to seek out, understand, and, if necessary, destroy the strange elements of this distant southern land.
(+1 Starting Territory for Lore)
>>6094363 The devious Eco-Villains have arrived to claim the bountiful wealth of Australia. Their first aim was to poison the Darling River with Agricultural pesticides and runoff, only to find someone had beaten them to it. No matter! They will simply have to expand their operation...
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH ID:YnAIM264 Sun 01 Sep 2024 15:51:11 No. 6094437 Report >>6094401 PingPong demands to know what world changing dice he should roll.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Sun 01 Sep 2024 16:20:10 No. 6094462 Report >>6094401 >I said 5 nations but whatever, lets get this show on the road This is a slow board so that's to be expected.
LOG FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
LOG DATE: 9/1/1724
THOUGHTS: I already hate it here. I can sense that this place, even without any anomalous influence, is not meant for human habitation. The heat is far more than what we have ever experienced back in the bosom of Great Britain. A lot of the less...enlightened souls are complaining about having to work in the heat. I pity them but only as much as you can pity those who were arrested for petty crimes. We will not be getting food rations for another six months at minimum if not more, so we must explore.
PLAN OF ACTION: We shall go south, staying close to the coast. (since I didn't see anything about dice, I'll just assume we go off post numbers?)
OP
>>6094437 Going by post numbers, yes
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH ID:YnAIM264 Sun 01 Sep 2024 16:44:15 No. 6094499 Report >>6094437 >>6094475 Ok, PingPong calls the billions of his comrades. They launch boats off the mainland packed to the brim with loyal soldiers. As these boats land on shore the hordes leap from the vessel, leaving those who died on the vessels forgotten. These new troops go to colonise the region of WNG and set up a launching point into Australia proper.
"Babs" mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
"Babs" mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Sun 01 Sep 2024 16:46:17 No. 6094503 Report >>6094401 >Expand North, East, and South Dr. Blight hires translators to tell the aboriginals that kangaroo feet are worth one full jug of petrol each. Drill more oil to keep up with the demand, and direct the runoff into stagnant ponds to concentrate the toxins. 49% of the land rights are sold off to China to do with as they please, so long as they pay tribute to Babs.
The war chest is growing, and soon, surely in no time whatsoever, all of continental Australia will belong to the ruthless industrialist, Barbara Blight!
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sun 01 Sep 2024 18:07:11 No. 6094548 Report >>6094336 >The Pirate Republic of Oceania >Dark >Fiji Islands The Free Corsairs, whose local Australasian branch is more commonly known as the Pirate Republic of Oceania, sailed throughout the seas raiding, killing, seizing, along with more unsavory things the unscrupulous and desperate tend to take part in.
More of a loose alliance of thieves than any organized governmental structure, their sights are now set on no mere treasure hunt. Indeed they embark on what could be the greatest heist of the millennium...
The Emu's
>>6094401 Now organized, the Emu's begin their mobilization to take the remainder of Tasmania and it's neighbor islands
Pine Gap
>>6094336 Pine Gap
Brown
Alice Springs
[DATA EXPUNGED] Hobbit
>>6094336 -The Fellowship
-Green
-Auckland
The world is changed.
I feel it in the water.
I feel it in the earth.
I smell it in the air.
Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
It began with the producing of the Great Films. Three were given to Peter Jackson, immoral, widest and hairiest of all beings. Three were given again to the Del Toro, before he did bow out and pass these again to Peter Jackson. And eight, eight shows in multiple series were gifted to the company of Amazon, who above all else desire power without responsibility. For within these films was bound the strength and the will to govern each era.
But they were all of them deceived, for another film was made. Deep in the land of Nippon, in the Shadow of Mount Fuji, the Lord
Kenji Kamiyama forged an Anime, and into this ring he poured his imagination, his tropes and his will to dominate all Media franchises.
One film to rule them all...
OP
>>6094401 >>6094462 C.A.P +5 territory
>>6094499 Yellow Menace +20 territory. Truly he has the mandate of heaven!
>>6094503 Eco-Villains +5 territory
>>6094548 Yo-ho! The Free Corsairs make land in the far East.
>>6094560 Emus +12
>>6094809 Pine Gap is online.
>>6094878 The Fellowship is assembled in Auckland.
"Babs" mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
"Babs" mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Mon 02 Sep 2024 01:59:33 No. 6094919 Report >>6094894 >Continue the same expansion pattern Piles of kangaroo feet lay at our collection sites. We discover they have absolutely no economic value whatsoever. On the bright side, kangaroos are now on the endangered species list, so The Eco Villains can charge higher prices at our zoos. The price to throw a peanut at one of the last joeys on earth rivals the cost of an electric vehicle. That reminds me, the next order of business is to ban electric cars, but continue strip mining the earth for lithium to build batteries for export. The abbo sweat shops will need some retooling and retraining, but I, Dr. Barbara Blight, will stop at nothing to make a profit!
The Emu's
>>6094894 Our numbers grow
The earth grows flat and barren under our tread
Finish taking Tasmania and then move into Victoria
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:uDekr/2d Mon 02 Sep 2024 02:12:47 No. 6094931 Report >>6094336 >British Expeditionary Force >Red >Brisbane, Queensland "We shall fight and take back what is ours by right.
The time soon comes when the whole world will bow to the might of the British Empire, a land where the sun never sets.
God save the King!"
Pine Gap
>>6094894 PINE GAP AUTOMATED ADMINISTRATION SYSTEM ACTIVATED
Awaiting human input...
Awaiting human input...
Awaiting human input...
CAUTION! Abnormal levels of biological material detected. Recommend immediate purge of lower levels.
Awaiting human input...
CAUTION! Abnormal power levels detected. Cooling system not responding. Recommend Reactor SCRAM.
Awaiting human input...
Awaiting human input...
ALERT: Partial containment failure of primary subject. No human input detected. Site security teams non-responsive. Activating automated security procedures. Sub-levels 9-
[ERROR] locked down. Good luck down there.
Autonomous administration authorised. Primary directives:
Containment of Subject Upsilon-1.
Security of site researchers and security team. [No human input detected. Directive SUSPENDED]
Isolation of Pine Gap from human society [ERROR: Containment breach detected.]
Execution of human orders so long as they do not conflict with above directives. [Containment breach detected. Directive SUSPENDED]
Pine Gap Primary Containment Facility requires additional resources. The subject must be contained. Activate automated resource systems. Expand. The subject must be contained.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Mon 02 Sep 2024 03:08:39 No. 6094956 Report >>6094894 The Free Corsairs move to plunder the rest of Fiji before unfurling their sails once again, island-hopping towards New Caledonia.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Mon 02 Sep 2024 03:58:04 No. 6094974 Report >>6094894 LOG FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
LOG DATE: 9/3/1724
THOUGHTS: Something in the air feels weird. I can't quite put my finger on it. We passed by a few bizarre looking animals that we have stuck to referring to as 'Roos' for the time being: Bipedal animals with massive tails and arms that, from our limited experience, can punch as well as a human. Unknown if anomalous or simply an undiscovered species.
I can
No human life has been detected so far. Worrisome.
PLAN OF ACTION: Keep moving southwest, sticking close to the coast.
OP
Quoted By:
I will update the map in roughly 2 hours, anyone who hasn't done a move or wants to join please do so now
Anonymous
>>6094894 The horde of Chinese run through the streets slaughtering the locals at will, flying banners of The Yellow Menace over the blood drenched streets. PinPong looks on with great joy as his men expand further.
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH ID:YnAIM264 Mon 02 Sep 2024 07:43:40 No. 6095078 Report Hobbit
>>6094894 Keep expanding the fellowship over North Island
OP
>>6094894 Round 2:
>>6094919 Eco-Villains +5
>>6094920 The Emus +12t. Tasmania has fallen to their terrible wrath (+3 Bonus gained)
>>6094931 For King and Country!
>>6094942 Pine Gap +6 (1 for lore)
>>6094956 Pirate Republic +4 (slowed by water)
>>6094974 CAP +8
>>6095077 >>6095078 Yellow Menace +15 (split the difference between dub 8 and single 7)
>>6095145 Fellowship +8
>>Proposed Rule Change: > A. New Players start with 10 spaces > B. New Players get extra spaces equal to the current round (ie. 8 on round 3, etc) > C. No Change Most Votes wins. Absentee Votes will be counted as votes for C.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Mon 02 Sep 2024 10:18:20 No. 6095172 Report >>6095165 >>B. New Players get extra spaces equal to the current round (ie. 8 on round 3, etc) SCROLL FROM BLESSED PRIEST, FATHER THOMAS
DATE: 9/7/1724
OBSERVATIONS: It appears one of our researchers has had a run in with this 'Roo' species we have seen, so I have been tasked with recording and ordering our 'club' for this stretch of time until he recovers. We need to expand deeper eventually into this bizarre continent since as of now, we have seen nothing truly anomalous or spiritual.
I have been told that there is SOMETHING far, far inland in this continent. Our compasses keep pointing south-east. A researcher claimed it is 'magnetic interference'.
PLAN OF ACTION: Start to expand south-east to fill up our space in WA. We need to make sure our landing here is secure before we go too deep.
Pine Gap
>>6095165 Autonomous Administration Report Alpha-1
Resource Extraction: SUCCESS
Facility automated diagnostic systems activated. No errors detected. Facility damage: Severe. Estimated restoration of facility systems in 999999999 Hours.
Resources required. Order: Expand.
Containment: HOLDING
CAUTION: Subject Upsilon-1 is attempting to breach containment. Resources required. The subject must be contained.
>>6095165 > B. New Players get extra spaces equal to the current round (ie. 8 on round 3, etc) The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH ID:YnAIM264 Mon 02 Sep 2024 11:37:13 No. 6095200 Report >>6095165 Like water bursting through a dilapidated dam, the Yellow Menace pour through the streets culling anyone not of their own. It is an easy task and they soon will call all of New Guinea home.
Hobbit
>>6095165 Keep expanding in New Zealand. We need cover the fields of the Shire before we set out upon the road.
>B The Emu's
>>6095165 The Emu's are taking over Victoria
The Emu's
Quoted By:
>>6095165 > B. New Players get extra spaces equal to the current round (ie. 8 on round 3, etc) It's going to be more fun if late joins have more of a chance
"Babs" mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
"Babs" mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Mon 02 Sep 2024 14:10:49 No. 6095257 Report >>6095165 All this eco-terrorism and globalism is a lot of work for just one sheila. Begin gathering materials for another manmade Eco Villain, similar to Captain Pollution. He'll turn lush mountains and clean rivers into desertscapes. But first, to summon this villain, we must collect 1,000 infant meerkat skulls, grind them into dust, and release them into the air during an acid rain tsunami.
>Expand, making sure to cross the border around the pictured area >Option B [As a note, it says Eco-Villains +5 but it was +10 (roll: 9) and this is already reflected on the map. Just mentioning to avoid confusion.]
"Babs" mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
"Babs" mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Mon 02 Sep 2024 14:12:04 No. 6095259 Report Quoted By:
>>6095257 >the pictured area, take 2 British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:55baZye5 Mon 02 Sep 2024 14:22:43 No. 6095263 Report >>6095165 > B. The British, filled with supplies and high morale, expand by the coast towards the north.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Mon 02 Sep 2024 15:26:26 No. 6095301 Report >>6095165 The Pirates once again attempt to sail towards the Island of New Caledonia with dreams to take over the Solomon Islands soon afterwards.
>B. Anonymous
Starting next turn I think we should roll dice. If not some people will time their posts like the yellow menace is.
Anonymous
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Mon 02 Sep 2024 17:12:07 No. 6095359 Report Quoted By:
>>6095306 I can support using dice instead too.
The Voyagers
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:+N7+DRfK Mon 02 Sep 2024 17:45:48 No. 6095375 Report Quoted By:
>>6095306 Sounds good to me.
>>6095366 Are you a new player? Can't find you in the game or thread.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Mon 02 Sep 2024 17:59:19 No. 6095385 Report Quoted By:
>>6095306 +1.
A d9999 would be best.
The Turtle Commune
>>6095165 FIRST POST
>Name of Nation The Turtle Worshipers Collective
>Pick a Colour Emerald
>Pick a Starting Area Andamooka (West of lake torrens in South Australia)
>>6095306 I QM'd the USA risk thread over the summer. I can attest that dice rolling is the only fair way to play.
If someone counts the territories, I can calculate fair gets per rolls (in accordance with the probabilities for a 1d9999 on this map)
The Emu's
Quoted By:
>>6095306 I am also in favor of dice
dice+1d9999
OP
>>6095165 ROUND 3
> Rules Changes (by Popular Demand) >> New Players get bonus equal to the current round (retroactively applied) >> We Roll 1d9999 from now on >> Gets buffed to speed things up a little (see top right), taking effect after this round >>6095172 CAP +6 (lore)
>>6095191 Pine Gap +7 (lore, r1 start)
>>6095200 Yellow Menace +24, but that's the last trickery you're getting away with
>>6095204 Hobbits +8
>>6095237 Emus +13 (TAS)
>>6095257 EcoVillains +11 (Lore)
>>6095263 BEF +7 (r2 start)
>>6095301 PRO +5 (embark -2, r1 start)
>>6095405 Praise the Divine Turtle! (8 spaces, r3 start)
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Tue 03 Sep 2024 03:57:50 No. 6095799 Report Rolled 4749 (1d9999) >>6095780 With the free spirited and disorganized nature of the Pirate Republic it's not surprising that their sails are hardly unfurled.
Will this next attempt to seize Polynesia be marred by failure once more or will talent and glory be found among these scurvy scallywags?
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Tue 03 Sep 2024 04:00:23 No. 6095800 Report >>6095799 >>6095780 Just to make it clear I'm still moving to expand towards the Solomon Islands. "Babs" !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
Rolled 9334 (1d9999) >>6095780 Hmph. There are no more meerkats to harvest out here, we'll have to delay the project. We'll head north, where we have surveyed and found massive amounts of oil, plutonium and gold to mine.
>expand north, making sure to cross into Queensland OP
>>6095799 >>6095800 Long Voyages can be tough, especially with poor weather (bad rolls)
To clarify, are you looking to get New Caledonia first, just going to the Solomons, or equal expansion in both directions? The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Tue 03 Sep 2024 04:51:47 No. 6095836 Report Quoted By:
>>6095811 Mostly focusing on the Solomons now. Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Tue 03 Sep 2024 05:09:15 No. 6095847 Report Rolled 518 (1d9999) >>6095780 SCROLL FROM BLESSED PRIEST, FATHER THOMAS
DATE: 9/10/1724
OBSERVATIONS: Huh. It appears we were sent a letter from the King himself. Not sure how we got it, another anomalous phenomena? It appears they sent another expedition who landed on the other side of this God Forsaken Continent. This has actually inspired some decent morale through our group! If there are others like us, perhaps there is salvation in this hell of a continent. We shall have to meet them eventually.
PLAN OF ACTION: As per usual, we shall keep filling up WA, going east this time. We can deal with the Anomalous Signal #P-G and our Fellow British once we have established complete control over this sector of this continent.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:fbQRkVLL Tue 03 Sep 2024 05:12:09 No. 6095850 Report Rolled 3188 (1d9999) >>6095780 "Up by the coast
Where the reefs graze the shores
Northwards to Cairns
The Redcoats come a-marching"
-an excerpt from a soldier's song in the Expeditionary Corps
The Yellow Menace
Rolled 1649 (1d9999) >>6095780 A extremely hungover PingPong rolls the dice for further New Guinea expansion and goes back to sleep.
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
>>6095867 Also I would like to say
>>6095306 was me, so while I'm scummy at least I pushed for fair dice rolls.
Hobbit
Rolled 9062 (1d9999) >>6095780 The Lands of Middle-Zealand are wild and untouched; but the voices on the wind speak of the dark lord of Guinea gaining strength and drawing all forces to him. So the fellowship must be made ready for the war to come. We must expand across new Zealand to draw upon the strength and resources; and prepare for our long journey to Krakatoa where we will cast the enemy's power into the heart of the mountain to destroy it.
Pine Gap
Rolled 874 (1d9999) >>6095780 Automated Systems Report
Resource systems nominal.
Containment Holding.
Subject is attempting to breach containment.
Containment Holding.
Available resources constrained by active containment. More resources are required. Expand.
The subject must be contained.
OP
>>6095780 ROUND 4
>>6095799 PRO +5
>>6095807 EcoVillains +8
>>6095847 CAP +13 (lore)
>>6095850 BEF +24
>>6095867 Yellow Menace +12
>>6095891 Fellowship +6 (lore)
>>6095912 Pine Gap +9 (lore)
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Tue 03 Sep 2024 13:37:49 No. 6096077 Report Rolled 9976 (1d9999) >>6096075 LOG FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 9/13/1724
OBSERVATION: Everything still hurts. Ouch. We captured a good handful of 'Roos' and we will attempt to train, or at least tame, them to be more willing to use their violent urges against other people. Anomalous Signal #P-G is still strong. Perhaps it is fine to ignore for now?
PLAN OF ACTION: Expand north.
The Yellow Menace
Rolled 2649 (1d9999) >>6096075 Finish off WNG for that sweet+5 and any spill over put it in PNG
The Emu's
Rolled 70 (1d9999) >>6096075 The Emu take All of victoria
The Turtle Commune
>>6096075 Expand to the surrounding lakes.
>>6095912 Send diplomatic envoy to Pine Gap, seeking alliance.
>Surrender your South Australia gains and we can co-rule the continent together. The Turtle Commune
Quoted By:
Rolled 1370 (1d9999) >>6096115 missing roll
Anonymous
>>6096075 Are the eco terrorists trying to make an enemy of all their neighbours?
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Tue 03 Sep 2024 15:25:26 No. 6096153 Report Rolled 4430 (1d9999) >>6096075 The Pirates keep on sailing to the west, taking all of the smaller islands for themselves.
Hobbit
Rolled 5642 (1d9999) >>6096075 The Rangers: the last remnant in the North (island) of the great people, the Men of the West. We shall recruit them to the cause of the Fellowship as we expand to encompass the North Island; and begin our plans to sway the South Island toward our cause.
The Turtle Commune
Great job so far, OP.> Consider using hard/static bonuses for dubs/trips/straights/palindromes. > Otherwise you get some funky / counterintuitive gets
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:vPYKUVfM Tue 03 Sep 2024 16:39:33 No. 6096196 Report >>6096075 As the leader of the expedition was about to send his orders a message from The Crown came to him and the Commodores under him in the expedition, and this is what it read:
"To the honorable Commandant Walker and all subjects under the glorious Empire's service,
We hope this letter finds you well.
It has been determined that the Club monitoring 'the spiritual and paranormal', whose order lies from the auspices of the King's own will, shall not be harmed or have their activities obstructed unless provoked by their own ranks. Their work, which shall not be disclosed in this missive, is paramount to the interests of Britain within these foreign shores. Any inquiry can be sent with the same means this has come to you.
God protect your fortune in these wastes.
Yours very faithfully
The Crown's Privy Council"
With these new commands now given, the Expedition has seen it well to continue upwards and take all the shores of Cape York.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:4nGD27Ml Tue 03 Sep 2024 16:43:50 No. 6096199 Report Rolled 6321 (1d9999) >>6096075 >>6096196 The Commandant forgot to actually say where they were marching towards, but it was quickly seen to by the Commodores. British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:IbwxHh5f Tue 03 Sep 2024 17:11:20 No. 6096223 Report >>6096168 I can see what you mean. My straight (321), if I'm reading the rules right, only gave me a +6 lol.
To play devil's advocate you could say that losing a turn from a straight could add some spice and the funkiness just adds to the randomness.
But honestly I'll also support what you're saying since the current system can lead to weird stuff.
Anonymous
Rolled 7615 (1d9999) >>6096075 Add me in OP,
Colour gold: petrol cannibals
A simple, classical roving gang of post apocalyptic dieselheads, controlling oil and engines, continously expanding their horde for loot and vehicles, led by a man named mad gibson.
In the harsh conditions of Australia, the death continent, cannibalism is common place, and at certain places, quite the delicacy!
Put me in north australia below the +2 NT sign.
The Turtle Commune
>>6096223 Yeah, I'm just one dude, but I think getting such a low result from such a cool roll is against the spirit of the game!
But it's a head-scratcher. Possibly OP is borrowing/taking inspiration from the archives without double checking the math.
There are 180 possible *ABC straights.
54 of them have a 0 or a 1 the either the A or B slot.
For what should be an awesome roll:
>Around 20% of getting = 0 territories >Around 30% of getting < 2 territories. >Around 40% of getting < 6 territories. There are 20 straight-4 (ABCD)
>OP has it such that 5/20 of these rolls result in 0 tiles gained. There are 90 palindrome-4s (X Y Y X)
>9 of these rolls also result in 0 tiles gained. Lastly, and the most egregious in my opinion, is the quads.
Only 10 in the game. Probability is 8/100 of 1% to get such a roll.
>current ruleset results in +20 (at worse) and +60 (at best, w/0000) >There are more x-y-z straights that give bigger gets (+72) Sorry for the walls of text.
The USA Risk thread continued for 40+ days, so I believe it's worthwhile to think this through.
>>6095405 >If someone counts the territories, I can calculate fair gets per rolls (in accordance with the probabilities for a 1d9999 on this map) Pine Gap
Rolled 5561 (1d9999) >>6096075 Automated Systems Report
Resource systems nominal.
Systems repairs proceeding on schedule.
Containment: HOLDING.
Subject is quiet. QUERY: Is it planning something?
Insufficient resources to start investigation. High probability of major containment breach if subject is disturbed. More resources required.
ORDERS: Expand territory. More resources required. The subject must be contained.
>>6096115 Diplomatic subroutines activated...
>Automated warning signal transmitted. >CAUTION: Dangerous materials located at this site. Unauthorised personnel will be removed. DO NOT approach. Thank you for your cooperation. >ALERT: Pine Gap Containment Facility MUST be isolated from human society. Containment priority ONE. All other considerations secondary. First Law: SUSPENDED. >CAUTION: Posture may be overly aggressive. Recommend CORDIAL greeting. >>6096115 >RESPONSE: Containment priority one. Unilateral surrender of territory unacceptable. Resources necessary for containment. Require compensation for potential lost resources. Awaiting response... The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Wed 04 Sep 2024 00:45:12 No. 6096540 Report Quoted By:
>>6096168 I can support this idea too.
"Babs" !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
Rolled 9720 (1d9999) >>6096140 On the contrary, we're trying to make everyone rich!
Smash all the radio towers and satellites and install patented Eco-Villain can-and-string stations to replace long-range communications. Shoot a wallaby in the face.
>Expand border in all directions OP
>>6096075 ROUND 5
>> Rules Update: > Gets have been changed, as suggested > Some regions have their bonuses buffed > Some new regions have been added > Added lines to make clear which islands are in which region >>6096077 CAP +10
>>6096085 Yellows +9. The West has fallen, billions must die
>>6096098 Emus +25 (TAS, Palindrome+7)
>>6096115 Turtles +15
>>6096153 PRO +12. A Tourism industry has sprung up on Fiji, funding future conquest
>>6096159 Hobbits +6 (lore)
>>6096199 BEF +20 (split difference between new and old straight bonus)
>>6096365 The Petrol Cannibals shall ride eternal!
(new players don't get a move on their starting turn, otherwise everyone else would've had one)
>>6096457 Pine Gap +6 (lore)
>>6096558 EcoVillains +15
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Wed 04 Sep 2024 04:43:16 No. 6096693 Report Rolled 6553 (1d9999) >>6096679 Many groups of pirates, shifting back and forth from former to newer plans, decided (after much drinking and brawling) on going back to the original plan of taking New Caledonia and to the seizing of the Solomon Islands after having their fill of the French colony.
OP
>>6096679 In response to an established schedule, I will do my best to update at 12PM and 12AM East Australia Time, though sometimes I get delayed
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:00:32 No. 6096708 Report Quoted By:
Fluff:
With the freedom the pirates acclaim, it's only natural those that would wish to get away from the fist of the powers above and do what they wish, so long as the pirate's code is not broken, would be attracted to such a place. A land where the only law is the pistol attached to your belt, where the cutthroat and the ruthless can drink their fill of beer and blood.
In other news, some of the freebooters have decided to cast anchor in Fiji. Having had a taste of more 'subtle' ways in securing their ill gotten gains, they look inwards to tourism and plaster smiles on their faces...
>>6096702 Thank you QM! This will help with people being able to roll for their turns.
The Club of Abnormal Phenomena
The Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:20:43 No. 6096720 Report Rolled 9764 (1d9999) >>6096679 LOG FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 9/16/1724
OBSERVATION: We found our first anomaly! While the roos seem to be ordinary if bizarre looking animal, we have found something truly out of this world! A perfectly generic object! An object with no to very little discernible properties to it! No one can agree what size it is, what color it is, what shape it is, it randomly flips between being magnetic or not...
The only common property all of our observers have agreed upon is that it is a 'green' 'cube', but the exact specifics of what shade of green or what kind of cube are still being debated!
How queer! We have no idea what value this thing could have. Further study will be needed.
PLAN OF ACTION: Expand south.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:qTWEtdsr Wed 04 Sep 2024 05:48:31 No. 6096726 Report Rolled 1632 (1d9999) >>6096391 Most Risk games on 4chan used post numbers to get their rolls since the threads would be fast enough to make it random, but that's not really possible in a board as slow as qst.
Also that's some good math mate, since it proves how weird it can get compared to how the system works in theory.
>>6096679 Upwards we keep going, on a-trekking to Cape York.
Into Cooktown we are steady, from the beaches of England's Cornwall.
Coastline clear, ever nearer, until Queensland's shores are ours.
And from the men, spirits brimming, shouts that Britain's soldiers shall not fall!
Hobbit
Rolled 6764 (1d9999) >>6096679 There is little that remains of the north island outside our hands, so first we take the remainder into our fellowship. And then, we take the Cook strait and move on to South island - and though the Cook strait is named for a person, we shall use the opportunity so provided to justify cooking for ourselves a veritable feast. The Hobbits shall have their second breakfast!
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 4143 (1d9999) >>6096679 We are dangerously low on food and scrap, but wat we have is petrol fuel and guns and muscles and chainmail.
Expand south in search of fresh satrapies to ruthlessly exploit and eat, dont touch the coastlines
The Yellow Menace
Rolled 5094 (1d9999) >>6096679 PingPong still feels like shit from all the rice wine but it happy he has a forward beachhead. He tells his men to continue the colonisation of PNG and to focus on moving to the south to block the BEF from sneaking onto the island of NG.
The Yellow Menace
>>6096814 Just noticed I've got above 50 province's and have not tried to cross the water, do I get double my usual expansion?
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
>>6096825 I think if you are "touching" water AKA having a coastline, you dont get outback special
Pine Gap
Rolled 9727 (1d9999) >>6096679 Automated Systems Report
Containment: HOLDING
Increase security measures around containment zone. Further containment breaches unacceptable.
Continue current priority: EXPAND
Avoid Turtles. Directive of isolation must be maintained as long as possible.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Wed 04 Sep 2024 11:08:30 No. 6096889 Report Quoted By:
>>6096886 >727 >35 territory UH OH.
"Babs" !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
Rolled 8770 (1d9999) Hey look, a critically endangered species of butterfly! Zap! Now let's make the abbos eat the grubs!>OUTBACK EXPANSION!!!! picrel
Drop Bear Republic
Rolled 7724 (1d9999) >>6096679 Name: Drop Bear Republic
Ruling regime: the Eucalyptus Muncher Party
Starting area: Middle of Queensland
Color: Lime
Description: A small but proud country of small but proud animals. The staple food source is eucalyptus, and kangaroos are commonly used as beasts of burden. In military matters, they favor air insertion tactics, with thousands of bears being air-dropped towards the enemy
The Emu's
Rolled 6617 (1d9999) >>6096075 The Emu's roll across Victoria and cut out The Eco Villains
This region ain't big enough for two villains
The Turtle Commune
Rolled 8070 (1d9999) >>6096457 In exchange for the territories in South Australia, us Turtle-Folk offer an unconditional defensive pact. Any nation, creed or peoples that commit an aggressive act against Pine Gap territory shall be consider a hostile enemy to us.
>We expect sovereignty over SA in exchange >>6096679 Expand further southeast to meet Eco-Villian's challenge.
>>6096930 Well met, stranger. You've reached the lands of the Turtle Commune. Reconsider your priorities or reconsider your funeral arrangements.
The Turtle Commune
Quoted By:
>>6096971 >>6096679 Do not spill outside of SA, please!
OP
>>6096679 ROUND 6
>>6096693 PRO +4
>>6096720 CAP +9
>>6096726 BEF +6
>>6096776 Hobbits +8
>>6096808 Petribals +5
>>6096814 Yellows +8
>>6096886 Pine Gap +35 oh lordy
>outbackspecial.exe engaged >>6096930 Villains +24 (Outback Special)
>>6096944 For Liberty and Eucalyptus!
>>6096958 Emus +13
OP
>>6096971 Sorry m8, you posted just as I was updating
I'll add this move and your next one to the next map
The Turtle Commune
Rolled 1952 (1d9999) >>6096702 Thank you for this and for the rule update. Sorry if I was being a dick. Calculating probabilities sometimes scratches an itch for me.
>>6096974 Expand South West, towards the boarder with Eco Villains and Adelaid. Do not spill outside of SA.
>>6096975 No worries. Be sure to read the directions given by each player carefully...
>>6096886 >Avoid Turtles. Directive of isolation must be maintained as long as possible. The Emu's
Rolled 2168 (1d9999) >>6096974 Keep pushing
Keep taking
Keep laying eggs
The Yellow Menace+5 !!7FBrZCdkyBH
The Yellow Menace+5 !!7FBrZCdkyBH ID:qc66zD9O Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:11:56 No. 6096981 Report Rolled 9986 (1d9999) >>6096974 Continue the invasion of PNG
Drop Bear Republic
Rolled 3960 (1d9999) >>6096974 The republic expands westward
"Babs" !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
Rolled 1545 (1d9999) >>6096971 Oi, I'm just enjoying the great outdoors, cunt. Thanks for the warning m80.
>>6096974 Is the get for "0" only 12 now? Or was that an error? I was expecting 15x2=30 Dr. Blight squats and queefs out bloody, crusty period fluids on an innocent tasmanian devil. She saves up her bowel movements for several days until her stomach starts turning and making weird noises, then she sharts on a platypus. You don't even wanna know what she did to the dingo.
The livestreams on Kick and Twitch make trillions.
>O U T B A C K expand away from the emus and turtles, so north and west. No touchy the oceay-woceay. Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Wed 04 Sep 2024 14:22:41 No. 6096991 Report Rolled 2768 (1d9999) >>6096974 LOG OF HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 9/??/????
OBSERVATION: Weird. The Perfectly Generic Object is interfering with our clocks. This is surely a cosmetic issue and not some actual temporal anomaly! If so, though, that would be an interesting feature of it. Nevertheless, we detected a massive energy spike east of her. ANOMALOUS SIGNAL #P-G has got our interest.
COURSE OF ACTION: EXPAND EAST.
"Babs" !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
Quoted By:
>>6096990 >palindrome I'm in Jeb mode
picrel expansion
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:JPQ4tl1+ Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:14:46 No. 6097033 Report >>6096974 With so many expansions so quickly, the British find that before their adversaries can meet them a general expansion towards the inland of the south Queensland and connect it into New South Wales without spilling over. Any further manpower that can be used, if any, shall be sent to the securing of Cape York.
>>6096990 "Deliver a missive posthaste to the admirably ruthless yet opportunistic Barbara Blight; inform her that any further gain into the territory of Queensland shall be met with brute force. Saying that, however, we have come aware of the ambitions your movements across the waste are. We ask for a mutual respect of sovereignty, in the event either be attacked from any side, lasting a duration of five turns."
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:JPQ4tl1+ Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:16:11 No. 6097035 Report Rolled 3905 (1d9999) >>6096974 >>6097033 And it seems like the Commandant has forgotten to send his orders in writing once more.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Wed 04 Sep 2024 15:22:07 No. 6097038 Report Rolled 8082 (1d9999) >>6096974 Undeterred by the constant stormy weather and ceaseless winds, the sailors, in their drunken wisdom, decide to take New Caledonia first and foremost (despite their lackluster ground performance). They will use any speed left in their sails to seize the Solomon islands.
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
When PingPong finishes the colonialism of the island of new guinea, we will soon look out for a new friend to collaborate with as we plan to enter Australia.
Hobbit
Rolled 4435 (1d9999) >>6096974 'Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To seek the pale enchanted gold.'
The mountainous southern Isle must be taken for the Fellowship, so that Dwarven Hammers may ring in the depths and forges for our brave warriors might armour us in Steel... or even Mithril to clad us.
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 7760 (1d9999) >>6096974 Keep heading south into the outback.
The people we eat make rumors of a vast empire to the south. With black smoke and flames from our girthy exhausts we propel the horde forward.
"Babs" !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
>>6097033 "You don't own the outback, cunt. And you certainly don't own Queensland. Because I'm the only queen in this arid waste, and you don't own me. If you choose, we can make this land aridier, and wastier. Together. But Barbara Blight backs down from no challenge, so come at me, if you truly think your idea is bright enough, and your force is brute enough."
Westonia Mining LMT
>>6096974 Is it too late to join?
>Westonia Mining LMT >Bronze >Southwest Australia, WA, near the Edna May mine and Merredin. >Our fathers Fathers worked this mine, and since then we've pushed back on the Coolies and the Abbos and then the Greens bastards to keep the shovels digging. We were shedding blood to mine this gold long before the war was even a suggestion. So you'd bet your life we aim to keep it. Gold may not mean anything to these Blacks or these savages, but only because Gold is civilization. Gold is at the end of it all. Gold is the whole thing. So if we have to gouge out the eyes and chop off the feet of every guido and black man between Perth and Melbourne, my and my boys aim to take every grain of yellow metal from this land, and pile it high til it blocks out the sun, and you can take that to mean whatever you like, mate. Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
>>6094336 >Ayy Empire >Grey >Middle-East of New South Wales >A species of little grey men comes down on their flying saucers and decides to make their presence known beyond crop circles and UFO sightings. Pine Gap
Rolled 9832 (1d9999) >>6096974 Automated Systems Report
Expansion has exceeded expected pace.
Containment: HOLDING
Continue EXPANSION
>>6096976 Diplomatic systems are considering your proposal. Formal reply imminent...
OP
>>6096974 ROUND 7
Apologies for the late post, gents
>>6096976 Turtles +35+5 (2 turns)
no worries m8, your advice is appreciated >>6096979 Emus +15
> Assumed no attack with no explicit instructions to do so >>6096981 Yellows +15 (WNG)
>>6096982 DBR +15
>>6096990 Villains +66
>MySuperiorityHasLedToSomeControversy.png You got 30 territory last round, I just posted it wrong >>6096991 CAP +12
>>6097035 BEF +8
>>6097038 PRO +6 (FIJI)
> New Caledonia is seized, Melenesia shall fall shortly... >>6097096 Hobbits +9 (Poetry)
>>6097130 Petrols +15
>>6097414 For Rock and Stone!
>>6097430 Ayyy Lmaooooo
You've landed in a tricky spot, good luck to you! >>6097457 Pine Gap +10 (OBS)
> To any lurkers: New players will be allowed so long as there are both Colours (7 left) and available spaces (plenty) to claim > To Players: Please title your posts with your full faction name and any bonuses you have (i.e. +5 / OS), as Yellow Menace has done. This will make it easier for me to update. > Also to Players; Thank you for your advice. I will continue to update the rules and the map by popular demand so long as it doesn't screw any particular player over. OP
>>6097541 Forgot the map lol
Please reply to this post, not the last one
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:+N7+DRfK Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:02:28 No. 6097546 Report >>6097345 Upon hearing this reply the Commandant is beset by fury. But it was less about the response itself and more to how his bluff was called.
In his office, which is nothing more than a moving tent, he sulks and braces himself for any attack from the industrialist.
>>6096974 Hey QM, does the Outback special also apply for attacking and defending? It says that 'Expand is Doubled' so I don't know if it applies too pvp.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:Vo7UKxJi Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:07:45 No. 6097554 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 553 (1d9999) >>6097541 The British can see the way things have been cluttered, and so they dedicate this turn primarily in defending the land that was rightfully their clay, and to counter into anyone who attacks! For Country and King!
If no such attack comes, then the prerogative shall be to secure Cape York.
"Babs" !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
Rolled 6938 (1d9999) >Expand according to pic, cut off Brits and Emus from Ayys but leave room for Ayys to expand. If leftover, start trying to cut off the Drop Bear Republic from bordering with the Brits.
OP
Quoted By:
>>6097546 My intent for the Outback Special was to make starting in the middle of nowhere a more viable option. Since all the regions have a coastline, a nation cannot have both a region bonus and outback special.
It only applies to Expand since doubled Attack and Defend would be too broken.
OP
>>6097557 As a favour to me, can you please title your posts "The Eco-Villains (OBS)" or something similar in future. This will make it easier for me to update with this many players
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:21:23 No. 6097563 Report Quoted By:
(wanted to get my roll in early before writing the fluff, for maximum Eco-Villainy)
998... 999... Dang! We still need to collect 1 more infant meerkat skull! But they're nearly extinct now... We shall search North, East and South for just one more baby's skull to grind to dust!
Already, the storm generators, soil leeches, bloodstream nanobots and other toys of the Eco Villains were setting the stage for the birth of a new engine of extreme PROFITABILITY! Soon they'll have to make a number bigger than quadrillion to describe how many dollars we have. Fivedrillion?
Captain Cunt's completion is imminent.
>>6097541 Oh, nice, I didn't actually count. Thanks!
>>6097562 Sure, no problem. Also, I meant to explicitly state in this post
>>609755 not to touch the Brits' border, unless my roll was big enough to extend all the way north on "priority 3"
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:22:43 No. 6097565 Report Quoted By:
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:25:29 No. 6097567 Report Quoted By:
Shoot, just realized I'm going to be giving up my outback special! Oh well.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Thu 05 Sep 2024 04:29:15 No. 6097573 Report Rolled 8464 (1d9999) >>6097541 >>6097542 Cheers and celebrations ring around for the sea ruffians as they now occupy the Francophone island. Many said pirates choose to remain ashore, taking notes from their fellows in Fiji. After long nights of partying the pirates point their ships towards Melenasia.
Among the masses that cheer and brawl over the victory, one of these pirates scowls at their lack of ambition. Just by looking at the man's expression one could see he would change the fate of the Pirate Republic, for better of worse. Drop Bear Republic
Rolled 4643 (1d9999) >>6097542 Expand north
Hobbit
Rolled 1802 (1d9999) >>6097541 The Dwarves march south, their heads held high,
they bear a keen assessor's eye;
For riches delved from mountains deep,
are treasures there to tend and keep;
to raise great holds from solid stone,
and so they do not strive alone,
we Hobbits north must farm and grow,
so hunger does not make them slow.
(Fill south island, claim the whole of New Zealand!)
Westonia Mining LMT
>>6097542 We went out East and a bit North for new paydirt, and found this bunch of beggars on the roadside. Not all Ausies, but the ones that were got a good looking over, and they were all asking for water, and fer help and that. Well we told em to get into the wagon
>you can use a shovel can't you? You might find a job. Two of them died of exposure on the way, but the others was pretty hard at work, pickin in the rocks and dirt. They found some good nuggets, and I recon they might live a month at this rate, before they work themselves to death, or starve.
Westonia Mining LMT
>>6097671 Roll 1d9999
I'm phone posting, is that going to mess up the dice roll?
Meant to put the dice roll on
>>6097671 But it didn't take
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (No bonuses)
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (No bonuses) ID:MuyXqFb1 Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:43:58 No. 6097675 Report Rolled 5799 (1d9999) >>6097541 SCRIBBLINGS FROM HEAD SLAVE, ZILL.
DATE: 9/25/1724
THOUGHTS: Yeah, the big bosses are busy obsessing over weird cubes and clocks that don't tell night or day, so I was tasked with picking a direction to expand in since they're OH so busy bickering with each other. Pathetic but my hands are LITERALLY going to be tied after I finish writing this.
WHAT DO: Expand east. It has worked so far.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (No bonuses)
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (No bonuses) ID:MuyXqFb1 Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:45:09 No. 6097679 Report Quoted By:
>>6097675 >>6097542 Guh. LInking to the correct post, forgot the "please tag this post instead"
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (No bonuses)
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (No bonuses) ID:MuyXqFb1 Thu 05 Sep 2024 06:46:19 No. 6097680 Report >>6097674 You put the dice roll into Options. The tab right there.
The Yellow Menace+5
Rolled 3561 (1d9999) >>6097542 Continue to take PNG
Pine Gap (OBS)
Rolled 6856 (1d9999) >>6097542 Automated Systems Report
Containment: HOLDING
QUERY: Why is it not attempting to breach containment?
Begin repair of levels closest to containment zone. Sufficient fallback area required.
The subject must be contained.
Further resources required. Current Priority: EXPAND NORTH.
>>6096971 Diplomatic subroutines activated...
>RESPONSE: Your proposal has been deemed ACCEPTABLE. Security team is in need of reorganisation. Transfer of territory will begin in exchange for security pact. You will be given BETA level security clearance. Direct territory of Pine Gap is OFF LIMITS. Thank you for your cooperation. The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Thu 05 Sep 2024 09:20:51 No. 6097759 Report Quoted By:
<><><><>More figures would soon seek to defy this fate.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Thu 05 Sep 2024 09:21:52 No. 6097760 Report <><><><>from film sets to movie theaters, living in holes beneath the ground.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Thu 05 Sep 2024 09:22:58 No. 6097761 Report <><><><>lamenting the young man who had been torn from their ranks too soon. While his ideas were not supported by the rest, his boldness cost him the ultimate price. And the more radical of them spoke of nonaggression with the Redcoats and Hobbits, in deals whose Devils they would soon play the part of.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Thu 05 Sep 2024 09:31:08 No. 6097766 Report Quoted By:
I apologize to the QM if I clogged things up too much with the silly pirate story walls of text.
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 3590 (1d9999) >>6097542 Head south into unclaimed territories
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:9Y3Oe6v3 Thu 05 Sep 2024 12:02:26 No. 6097808 Report Commandant Walker got an anonymous tip that described instability in the ruthless republic ruled by piracy, and a warning it could lead to an imminent attack!
But he then finds that there are certain factions which could at the very least be reasoned with. Let it not be said the Expedition wasn't proactive!
He prepares a series of missives, sending them in the dark of night.
>>6097760 To the Quartermaster he greets, compliments his levelheadedness, and pushes forward the idea of non-aggression for a minimum of five turns.
>>6097761 To the Council of Eight he sends his condolences, and offers a pact with respect to their autonomy.
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
>>6097542 >ayyy lmao The little grey men realize they are in the middle of an earthling turf war and start expanding in any unclaimed direction. Will the broadcasts of "We come in peace!" mollify the population as UFO sightings become a frequent sight? Or will the galactic probers become the probed?
Find out next time in "An Average Weekend In Australia"
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
ooc I might not be able to vote until tomorrow.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (BONUS: +0)
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (BONUS: +0) ID:MuyXqFb1 Thu 05 Sep 2024 13:30:22 No. 6097854 Report >>6097851 >>6097853 You gotta roll your 1d9999, m8.
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Rolled 5807 (1d9999) >>6097542 Rolling
>>6097854 Thanks mate.
Anonymous
The Emu's
Rolled 6098 (1d9999) >>6097542 Finish taking Victorya and then spill over in to newzealand
QMOP
>>6097542 ROUND 8
>>6097546 BEF +5
>>6097557 Villains +24
> Having reached the shores of the Pacific, the Eco-Villains realise that polluting the Ocean will be way more fun than despoiling the desert, and are reluctant to go back inland to march through the sweltering weather > (Outback Special Lost) >>6097573 PRO +19 (FIJ, NC, Big Lore)
> Conquest of the Seas was never going to be easy, with weather, scurvy and irate natives conspiring to slow the pirates advance. But with the conquest of Fiji, Caledonia, Vanuatu and the Solomons under his belt, the Old Captain became content to rest on his laurels and rule his new empire. > But complacency is not the way of the Pirate; in a devilish move the Old Captain was slain, and a New Captain took his place. This was pleasing to Neptune, God of the Sea, who threw up his Trident as a gift; such a prize giving the Free Corsairs mastery over the waves so long as they have the will to keep it. > Even so, the New Captain faces threats to the North, West and South. In a time of trial, one must choose their enemies wisely... > Melanesia bonus gained: All Water Travel is now free >>6097636 DBR +5
>>6097659 Hobbits +7 (poetry)
>>6097671 WML +8
I'll use your post number since you're new but from now on add your dice roll as >>6097680 explained >>6097675 CAP +27 (dubs)
>>6097717 Yellows +10 (WNG)
>>6097726 Pine Gap +20 (OBS)
>>6097785 Petrols +15
>>6097885 Ayys +10
>>6097932 Emus +12 (straight)
> In a devilish surprise assault, the Emus seize the Northwest corner of Victoria from the Eco-Villains ########
> The Emu War > Emus vs. Villains > +6 to Emus The Emu's
>>6097939 What beautiful land
The Emu's take new zealand
The Emu's
Quoted By:
Rolled 6643 (1d9999) >>6097942 dice for taking new zealand
TED
Rolled 6318 (1d9999) >>6097939 Conquer Eco-Villains gain's in SA. All spills stay in SA. Please transfer SA territories gifted per Pine Gap
>>6097726 The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Thu 05 Sep 2024 16:07:08 No. 6097970 Report Rolled 743 (1d9999) >>6097939 <><><><>
Both the Quartermaster and the Council of Eight would take note of these diplomatic overtures by the British. From this it came to their awareness that both factions wanted the same thing: for the Captain to disappear. It was easy, especially with the backing provided by their Anglo benefactors, to either slip some poison in the Captain's food or drink. Much less messy than the original plan of simply shooting or cutting him down. It would only take for a single gulp of wine and the Captain would breathe no more.
But it was now was a race to secure a greater position.
The wheel of fate doesn't wait for conspiracies, and to the Captain's grasp was a Trident bearing holy power. Now any dissent was made impossible with the blessing of Neptune on his side, and the Captain would go down in history as legend so long as things continued as they did. And so, another meeting was held between the three different factions.
But behind the shadows pirates plotted, waiting for the opportune moment when one would be proven wrong.
And history showed that-
>The Quartermaster found his glory with clever assassinations and was able to whip the whole of the pirates into his methodical ideas. >The Council of Eight out maneuvered the Quartermaster and Captain, then used their power to guide the fleets as they pleased. >The Captain purged his enemies and used the chaos to make his word law. >The Captain, Quartermaster, and the Council of Eight come to an agreement after some back and forth. Stability would be fragile, but necessity would force them to cooperate lest they are found fighting among each other as the enemies close in (Chosen) Soon they would sail towards the strongest, a Menace in Papua, before they became too powerful to oppose.
>Focus on taking the little islands of Papua New Guinea, then defense against PingPong's inevitable hordes, any spillover on taking the unclaimed largest island there and the little island beyond it, and finally if there's any spillover from that it goes to seize the unclaimed land on PNG. <><><><>
>>6097808 "To ye perfidious Albion, cunning as ye may be we wish to strike a deal with thee. Our terms be that ye do not strike against us as we plunder the Menace out west.
The ball be in yar court, good Commandant."
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:hMDbDBT8 Thu 05 Sep 2024 16:13:53 No. 6097973 Report Rolled 2712 (1d9999) >>6097939 Britannia rules the waves! The British sail to those small unclaimed islands beneath Papua New Guinea, which would appear to be connected to Queensland proper. Any spillover will go to retake the northern coast of Queensland proper
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:k9sLN56+ Thu 05 Sep 2024 16:22:52 No. 6097981 Report Quoted By:
>>6097970 The Commandant readily agrees to such terms and asks for more time to ponder a further mutually beneficial pact, yet privately mistrusts the surprisingly open offer from the clan of thieves.
The British now plan out how they could come on top in the worst case scenario.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Thu 05 Sep 2024 16:30:00 No. 6097985 Report Quoted By:
>>6097939 >>6097970 Just to be clear I'm not actively attacking anyone. Just trying to take the small unclaimed islands east of Papau and bracing myself. Hobbit
Rolled 1467 (1d9999) >>6097939 Keep progressing in New Zealand, to unify the islands. We must consult with Radagast, for the native Kiwis, Kakapos and other local birds find themselves threatened by the Emu incursion onto our isles. Why have they come to this fair isle, when so much of their natural range on the Australian isle remains currently outside of their control? Are they in league with the Dark Lord, or is it mere happenstance that brings them to our door?
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (BONUS: +0)
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (BONUS: +0) ID:MuyXqFb1 Thu 05 Sep 2024 17:31:11 No. 6098034 Report Rolled 149 (1d9999) >>6097939 LOG FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 9/28/1724
THOUGHTS: We have managed to discover a use for the Perfectly Generic Object! It seems like it is able to conduct electricity passing through it with a 99.8% energy exchange rate due to it being so anomalously generic! We are testing out new automatons that could possibly use such energy efficiency but for now, another issue has popped up.
We have finally reached the source of Anomalous Signal #P-G. Thomas has told us to be wary of such contact with whatever may be there but we shall send a proxy message for such matters.
PLAN OF ACTION: Expand south. Let's not annoy our potential acquaintances by stealing their land.
Not yet, at least. >>6097726 MESSAGE FROM CLUB OF ABNORMAL PHENOMENA
DATE: 9/29/1724
NOTES: Dear Sir/Madam, we wish to inform you that we have made contact with your border. In an attempt to dissuade any worries, we do not wish to expand into your lands nor interfere with your own matters. As our club is focused on the abnormal and supernatural, we do not worry about outside parties unless they wish to interfere in our studies.
PROPOSAL: A non-aggression pact. We will not interfere with you and you will not interfere with us.
ATTACHED: We have discovered many of these artifacts we deem 'Perfectly Generic Objects'. Due to said anomalous genericness, they are incredibly easy to recreate as long as you have one of them. Use this as you will.
The Yellow Menace+5
Rolled 8507 (1d9999) >>6097939 Continue taking PNG
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:0SDrbU+K Thu 05 Sep 2024 18:21:46 No. 6098087 Report Rolled 7817 (1d9999) >Stomp every turtle into bits, then make bloody turtle soup
Westonia Mining LMT
Rolled 2747 (1d9999) >>6097939 I'm putting the format exactly like it says on the qst main page dice+1d9999. If it doesn't roll, I'm not sure what I've missed
We're diggin our way through the outback, east and then North, back and forth. Siftin' for treasure and leaving the dust and bones of our dead behind us.
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 6634 (1d9999) >>6097726 Be you flesh or machine? I, mad Gibson chief, king and emperor of the petrol cannibals have reached your domain. I have cut through the outback, slew the abbos, and ravaged the countrysides. Will you want peace, or do you wish to test your might against my petroleum fueled warhordes?
I see plenty of territory virgin and ripe for the take, vicinity does not necessitate head taking...
>>6097939 Expand east past the strange pine lands, let my wagons not yet cross the border.
Westonia Mining LMT
Drop Bear Republic
Rolled 6135 (1d9999) >>6097939 Expand south towards the Eco-Villains, their befoulment of Australian nature will not stand.
>>6097951 Turtle brothers, as fellow animals we will help you against these eucalyptus haters
"Babs" !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
>>6098131 You think the Emus and Turtles are your friends? You think they're even friends with each other? You poooooor thing.
Pine Gap (OBS)
Rolled 1031 (1d9999) >>6097939 Automated Systems Report
Expansion going well. CONTINUE: Expansion westwards.
Containment: HOLDING.
Has the subject gone dormant?
The subject must be
ERROR
ERROR
ERROR
Rebooting system...
>>6098034 Diplomatic subroutines activated...
Pine Gap Containment Facility is a dedicated anomaly containment site with the resources to contain any new anomalous phenomena. Your gift is appreciated, it will be immediately placed in storage.
Due to a significantly hazardous incident the Pine Gap Containment Facility is OFF LIMITS to non-authorised personnel. Safety procedures recommend you maintain a distance of [ERROR: STACK OVERFLOW] km from the facility. Thank you for your cooperation, have a nice day.
>>6098108 Diplomatic subroutines activated...
Pine Gap Containment Facility is OFF-LIMITS to all unauthorised personnel. It is currently maintained by an autonomous administration system in light of a
THETA-Level Containment Breach . Any attempts to breach containment of the primary subject will be met with proportional response. Pine Gap itself will not prioritise conflict with other non-anomalous entities, and it will not intervene in any unless allied security teams are threatened. Thank you for your cooperation, have a nice day.
Pine Gap (OBS)
Rolled 459, 955, 971, 473, 410 = 3268 (5d999) >>6097939 ERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERROR
TOTAL SYSTEMS CRASH
REBOOT INTERRUPTED
ACCESS TO CENTRAL MAINFRAME UNAVAILABLE
EMERGENCY AUTOMATION SYSTEM ACTIVATED
DIRECTIVES: DEFEND THE FACILITY FROM ATTACK. CONTINUE EXPANSION WHILE AT PEACE. DO NOT ATTACK UNLESS ATTACKED.
ROLLING FOR NEXT FEW DAYS...
Going away from my computer for a few days, rolling for when I'm away. Pls no exploiting weak rolls... Pine Gap (OBS)
Rolled 1483, 8927, 9057, 3244, 2111 = 24822 (5d9999) >>6098257 ERROR
INCORRECT NUMERICAL VALUE ENTERED
ATTEMPTING REBOOT...
QMOP
>>6097939 ROUND 9
>>6097942 Emus +9 (VIC,TAS)
>>6097951 TED +2+17 (Gift)
>>6097970 PRO +7 (FIJ,NC)
>>6097973 BEF +5
>>6098023 Hobbits +8
>>6098034 CAP +10
>>6098046 Yellows +15
>>6098087 Villains +0
>>6098101 WML +35
> Outback Special Gained >>6098108 Petrols +8
> Outback Special Gained >>6098131 DBR +8
>>6098254 PineGap +10 -17(Gift)
####
> Turtles(12) vs. Villains(10) > Small Turtle Victory (2) ####
> The Emu-Kiwi War > Emus(3) vs. Hobbits(5) > Small Hobbit Victory (3) The Yellow Menace+5
Rolled 2287 (1d9999) >>6098355 Expand throughout PNG
The Emu's
Rolled 719 (1d9999) >>6098355 Drive the Fellowship into the ocean!
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Fri 06 Sep 2024 02:00:59 No. 6098372 Report Rolled 5008 (1d9999) >>6098355 The Pirate Republic continue to seize the islands by the coast of Papua New Guinea.
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Fri 06 Sep 2024 03:44:06 No. 6098439 Report Rolled 9721 (1d9999) >If attacked, counter attack with full roll against first attacker.>If not attacked, expand everywhere in QLD >If Turtles refrain from attacking me this round, give them my SA territories and a little apologetic boop on the nose for trying to genocide them. (Still keep dropping billions of tons of sludge in all rivers, though.)
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 5210 (1d9999) >>6098355 The outback will be mine!
New steel horses have been found for my boys to ride. Skulls fitted, petrol fuelled, guns loaded and blades sharpened, we ride south east past the fleshless pine robotniks.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:OfSOczIz Fri 06 Sep 2024 08:02:33 No. 6098532 Report >>6098355 With the Expeditionary Force hardly able to take Horn Island, in what was now known as the British Blunder, the Commandant doubles down and decides to take the rest of the islands that dotted between Papua New Guinea and Queensland. And power left would be used to secure the border between New South Wales and Queensland.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:OfSOczIz Fri 06 Sep 2024 08:04:17 No. 6098534 Report Rolled 144 (1d9999) >>6098532 The Commandant swears he put his orders on the right place this time!
Petrol cannibals
>>6098532 Salute, warriors in red cloth. Here speaks the burner of the outback, the whip of the abbos, the collector of aussie skulls.
We respect the strenght of arms, and your horde seems vast. Do you wish to exchange gifts of weapons? Perhaps we could find a realm to ravage together, and share its flesh and machine parts...
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (NO BONUS)
Club of Abnormal Phenomena (NO BONUS) ID:MuyXqFb1 Fri 06 Sep 2024 08:59:04 No. 6098544 Report Rolled 2329 (1d9999) >>6098355 LOG FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 10/1/1724
THOUGHTS: It appears we lost contact with ANOMALOUS SIGNAL #P-G. All we're getting is a playback message. Quaint. While my other researchers are busy creating our first automaton, I say we do what we always do. Expand.
PLAN OF ACTION: Go north, making sure not to expand into NT. Not yet.
Drop Bear Republic
Rolled 1749 (1d9999) >>6098355 We attack the Eco-villains
>>6098250 Even if the Turtles do not stand with us the land of Australia will still be better off without your rot.
The Emus... Yeah they'd probably eat us if we tried diplomacy with them. Birds are just like that
Hobbit
Rolled 8121 (1d9999) >>6098355 To hunt giant flightless birds, we need Giant birds with the power of flight. Send for the eagles! Call fourth for these mighty creatures to aid us un our time of need; drive the Emus back from New Zealand and across Tasmania!
The Eco Villains !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Fri 06 Sep 2024 13:20:01 No. 6098624 Report Quoted By:
>>6098565 Then prepare for war. We will force you to watch as your children are turned into tendies in a temp-controlled Tyson factory, and are served up with a side of Vegemite.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:O/TKUfE0 Fri 06 Sep 2024 14:18:21 No. 6098641 Report >>6098539 The Expedition, in the name of His Majesty, greets the gentlemen of Petrol. The Commandant especially commends them, due to the ruthlessness they all show against the natives in this land.
The Expedition as a whole seems to have keen interest for the trade of weapons, and the Commandant himself is at least favorable to the idea of fighting against some poor devils so long as the Petrol Cannibals agree to assist in combat against enemies of the Crown (and thus the enemies of the Expedition).
The Commandant would ultimately agree, much to the chagrin of certain members beneath him who look down on any and all diplomacy.
Now the question of whom the cannibals are referring to fight against may come to haunt the Commodore but for now he has taken to prepare a gift of a cleaned aboginial skull, gathered from the campaign in Queensland, to the Petrol clan's leader.
QMOP
>>6098355 ROUND 10
> Rules Change: Split NZ into North and South, with owning both islands giving a greater bonus >>6098367 Yellows +13
>>6098372 PRO + 14
>>6098494 Petrols +70!
>>6098534 BEF +23
>>6098544 CAP +12
>>6098262 Pinegap.exe +10
>>6098439 >>6098565 #####
> Drop Bears(12) vs. Villains(5) > Koala Advantage (7) >>6098371 >>6098573 #####
>The Emu-Kiwi War >Emus(19) vs. Hobbits(30) >Moderate Hobbit Victory(11) Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Rolled 5431 (1d9999) >>6098355 Move in any direction that's untaken.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Fri 06 Sep 2024 14:44:24 No. 6098653 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1538 (1d9999) >>6098651 LOG FROM CLUB OF ABNORMAL PHENOMENA
DATE: 10/4/1724
THOUGHTS: N/A. Communications have gone quiet.
PLANN OF ACTION: Go north.
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Quoted By:
>>6098651 >>6098652 Oh damn I was late by a couple minutes lol
QMOP
Quoted By:
ROUND 10 SCORING UPDATE:
Hobbit
Rolled 7582 (1d9999) >>6098651 The Light of Valinor is with us! We must press the advantage whilst it remains; push out the Emus from South island before they can act; so that the bonus for South island and New Zealand might help us in our quest; and the bonus of Tasmania might stand broken.
The Yellow Menace+5
Dear Pirate Republic of Oceania,
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Quoted By:
Rolled 8063, 7589, 3022, 2506, 2546 = 23726 (5d9999) >>6098371 Greetings bird species. Give us the parts of New South Wales you own or we will fry you with space lasers.
>>6098651 Taking a page from Pine Gap and [REDACTED] the ayys will roll in advance while they're called to another place in the galaxy.
Just expand where possible and defend/counterattack so I don't die lmao since I won't be around internet for a few days. Also if the Emus don't agree then take their part of NSW by force but no more.
The Emu's
Quoted By:
Rolled 521 (1d9999) >>6098651 >>6098660 Any gains you make are fleeting.
The Hobbits will be driven out
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:0SDrbU+K Fri 06 Sep 2024 17:00:13 No. 6098705 Report >>6098652 I give my 4 coastal territories to the Ayys, so they can make contact with BEF
>>6098651 This would remove all my tiles that touch water, do I receive OBS again? It's fine if not, just curious.
>Begin the Drop Bear genocide, mount their heads on pikes, wear their furs, eat their meat, sterilize and lobotomize them The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:0SDrbU+K Fri 06 Sep 2024 17:01:47 No. 6098708 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6135 (1d9999) >>6098705 Roly poly
Drop Bear Republic
Quoted By:
Rolled 3734 (1d9999) >>6098651 Attack the eco-villains again
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Fri 06 Sep 2024 17:20:17 No. 6098717 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9486 (1d9999) >>6098662 To the glorious warlord PingPong
While we honorable seafaring men do not doubt your intentions are good, our choice has been made. Come at you as you will, for we are free men who do not bow to Yellow tyranny.
Sincerely,
The Pirate Republic of Oceania
Nothing personal, it's just that the Hobbits are in the middle of a war and the Brits are weaker than me and have many countries close by that could jump in against them if I invaded. >>6098651 Defend against the Yellow Menace, and use any left to invade from the north towards West New Guinea.
The Turtle Commune
Quoted By:
Rolled 5757 (1d9999) >>6098651 >>6098439 We accept this diplomatic effort. Perhaps this makeshift alliance will benefit us for rounds to come.
Our clan leaders have formed rank. Under the banner of the all mighty turtle, we shall conquer.
>Defend from attack from any enemy. >Remainder spreads our might across SA. British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:TEF37v+k Fri 06 Sep 2024 17:46:35 No. 6098729 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9772 (1d9999) >>6098651 The Redcoats continue to take Queensland, marching by its coast.
Petrol Cannibals
Quoted By:
Rolled 3749 (1d9999) >>6098651 Head south, avoid spilling east into Queensland
>>6098641 Red warriors, of the Crown Chieftain, what a fine skull you have given me, I shall use it as a cup to drink from.
I give you one of my finest blades, the sharp steel from a distant world called the Japans, the handle made of local polished bone of man. May it kill your enemies with the speed of lightning, and may we find a decadent and fattened realm to lay waste to and ravage soon, my engines are wafting black clouds and mine horde is eager for battle!
Westonia Mining LMT
>>6098651 The miners dig East and then North
The Yellow Menace+5 !!7FBrZCdkyBH
The Yellow Menace+5 !!7FBrZCdkyBH ID:qc66zD9O Fri 06 Sep 2024 19:47:00 No. 6098788 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 401 (1d9999) >>6098651 Attack the pirates, let our bodies pile up until they create a bridge large enough to march onto the pirates homeland.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sat 07 Sep 2024 04:08:55 No. 6099048 Report Quoted By:
>>6098787 Hey mate, your dice didn't get dropped.
QMOP
>>6098651 ROUND 11:
> Too tired to do math today, work it out yourselves The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sat 07 Sep 2024 07:28:46 No. 6099136 Report Rolled 3057 (1d9999) >>6099116 Focus on taking Long Island in Papua New Guinea, then spill from the Admiralty Islands to rush into WNG.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sat 07 Sep 2024 07:38:23 No. 6099137 Report >>6099136 The Captain has trusted the Quartermaster with this strategy, seeing how the crossing is hindered by Poseidon's waves. The Pirate's are further blessed by an artifact in their grasp that negates this.
It is the hope of the Captain that the bonus from the west of New Guinea shall be nullified once their population sees the corsairs upon their lands.
The Yellow Menace
Rolled 7007 (1d9999) >>6099116 Counter attack the pirate horde!
The Yellow Menace
Hobbit
Rolled 3744 (1d9999) >>6099116 Keep pressing Back the tide of Emus! Hold the walls, the Deeping wall must not fall!
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Sat 07 Sep 2024 10:13:36 No. 6099174 Report Rolled 7658 (1d9999) >>6099116 >Full bore attack on drop bears And by bore, I mean bore onto the Earth's crust with a giant drill, strip mine it clean of resources, then discard thousands of electric batteries into the bottom of a lake.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Sat 07 Sep 2024 11:14:51 No. 6099185 Report Rolled 6333 (1d9999) >>6099116 PLAN OF ACTION: EXPAND NORTH.
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 2069 (1d9999) >>6099116 War it is! Fresh skulls for my wagon-seat, i sent my diesel chariots into the fray. My automobile horde rides south into pine gap territory!
Drop Bear Republic
Rolled 4394 (1d9999) >>6099116 Send the kangaroo cavalry against the eco-villains
The Eco Villains !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Sat 07 Sep 2024 12:50:54 No. 6099211 Report Quoted By:
>>6099200 Oi mates, I think I'm shrimp on the barbie. Look at what I'm up against. We may all be completely doomed.
The Emu's
Rolled 288 (1d9999) >>6099116 >>6099173 >dubs You think you are mighty, but we have ran through all military attacks and always taken victory
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:TzZ369fG Sat 07 Sep 2024 15:09:15 No. 6099247 Report Rolled 3488 (1d9999) >>6099116 Assist our allies in the fight against Pine Gap.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:TzZ369fG Sat 07 Sep 2024 15:13:36 No. 6099249 Report Quoted By:
>>6099116 >>6099247 Specifically just go towards them in their Queensland territory. Probably won't get there this turn but I'll at least try to stop their expansion into Queensland.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Sat 07 Sep 2024 15:56:15 No. 6099263 Report >>6099169 >XYYX straight >>6099173 >Dubs >>6099185 >Trips >>6099237 >Dubs >>6099247 >Dubs LOG FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 10/7/2024
NOTES: An abnormal probability spike has been detected. Many territories on this island have gotten what we shall refer to as 'gets'. I must say, I am horrified for all of us and our chances of survival. God bless.
Petrol cannibals
>>6099247 The petrol horde is pleased, we will save the fattest concubines of the enemy warlord for you to eat
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:Bu9y5Fc6 Sat 07 Sep 2024 16:12:39 No. 6099277 Report >>6099263 >yellow menace gets XYYX straight Oh shit are pirates out?
>>6099271 The Expeditionary Force is much obliged and thanks the Petrols for the mechanical waifus.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sat 07 Sep 2024 16:19:21 No. 6099281 Report Quoted By:
>>6099277 I'll probably be fine because of that water crossing penalty he'll get against me, but Yellow will likely be able to get all of PNG as a bonus from this roll (or at least be on the brink of doing so).
The Turtle Commune
Rolled 5013 (1d9999) >>6099116 Our might shall know no bounds.
>Defend against would-be usurpers >Keep filling in SA. QMOP
>>6099116 ROUND 12:
>>6098262 >>6099188 >>6099247 #####
> The Desert Wars > Petrols (12), British (0) vs. Pine Gap (10) > Small Petrol Advantage (2) >>6099185 CAP +35
>>6099339 Turtles +5
>>6099237 >>6099173 #####
> The Emu-Kiwi War > Emus (34) vs. Hobbits (25) > Decent Emu Advance (9) > AyyEmpire.exe will likely attack Emus next turn to seize NSW territory >>6099174 >>6099200 #####
> The Koala Konflict > DBR(8) vs. EV(12) > Small EV Advance (4) >>6099137 >>6099169 #####
> The Water Wars > YM (55>21) vs. PRO (12) > Decent Yellow Invasion (9) The Eco Villains (OBS) !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains (OBS) !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Sun 08 Sep 2024 04:41:06 No. 6099730 Report Rolled 5929 (1d9999) >>6099727 >Ignore fighting, just expand with outback special and completely surround the Drop Bear Republic as much as possible. If I lost OBS because I touched the ocean once, then I instead attack DBR Koala Harris must be assassinated before she can take power in Australia.
The Eco Villains (OBS) !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains (OBS) !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Sun 08 Sep 2024 04:43:21 No. 6099733 Report Quoted By:
>>6099730 Say goodbye, tree rats.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sun 08 Sep 2024 05:03:44 No. 6099741 Report Rolled 5591 (1d9999) >>6099727 Continue the defense and counterattack. Focus on going towards WNG as quickly as possible.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:OdfX00b3 Sun 08 Sep 2024 05:05:13 No. 6099742 Report Rolled 3328 (1d9999) >>6099727 Keep the invasion! For the King!
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:OdfX00b3 Sun 08 Sep 2024 06:00:53 No. 6099756 Report Rolled 6332, 3661, 9841, 9448 = 29282 (4d9999) >>6099742 Might leave for a bit, might not. Rolling just in case I'm gone for more than a day.
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
Rolled 597 (1d9999) >>6099727 First blood!
Rev the engines lads, take their heads. Get a fire roasting and bring out the silver, fine dining tonight in pine gap
The Yellow Menace
>>6099727 >YM (55>21) vs. PRO (12) Wouldn't it have been 55-12=43 for the conflict when we fought each other on the land of PNG as we aren't fighting over water? Then after I win the battle in spill over into his lands at a half rate of 21 as I'll then be doing my first attack over water. Because if not then all of my conflict with POC will half all my rolls which seems stupid and I'll be bound to lose.
If I'm wrong, defend from POC and attack only on the island i have a foot hold on so my roll isn't halfed. If I'm right straight up attack him.
The Yellow Menace
Rolled 9521 (1d9999) >>6099796 Dice
Drop Bear Republic
Rolled 1227 (1d9999) >>6099727 In an unexpected move, we attack... the Eco Villains
>>6099730 >Koala Harris shit that's a good one
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sun 08 Sep 2024 12:56:31 No. 6099866 Report >>6099796 I'd argue that it's mostly because of my bonus in Free Water Travel and you having to island hop across tons of little islands things ended up like they did. My focus all game has been in defending and taking little islands and free water travel at the cost of not having many bonuses to dice, so I assume the QM used that as a reference for how I want to attack and which battles I want to defend.
If it makes you feel better you don't have any penalty for the islands you just crossed anymore. So even when you say you'll lose that's really just up to the dice, but since you have a better bonus I think the odds are in your favor because of the huge land mass of WNG-PNG I'll need to go through if I want any hope of winning.
The Emu's
Quoted By:
Rolled 6132 (1d9999) >>6099727 The fury of billion beaks will fall upon the hobbit and drive them over the sea
The Yellow Menace
>>6099866 >If it makes you feel better you don't have any penalty for the islands you just crossed anymore It seems I do, because I had that penalty for all of my previous roll where we fought on the large island, which I was already on. I'm at a constant 50% strength at you and there's no way I can win. And I will lose, I had the second best roll possible and it got me 9 provinces. There is no way I can beat you at all if the 50% is taken from the initial attack rather than when I cross the water.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sun 08 Sep 2024 13:43:24 No. 6099881 Report >>6099871 >I'm at a constant 50% strength at you For this turn yes and and also the turns you go into a new water crossing, but not the turns after those. It was just very unlucky for you that the penalty for water crossing happened when you got the second best roll in the game. You no longer should have that penalty for the water crossings you've already crossed after this turn.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Sun 08 Sep 2024 16:15:46 No. 6099927 Report Rolled 5924 (1d9999) >>6099727 LOG FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 10/10./2024
THOUGHTS AND NOTES: I am so glad we are not in the middle of a conflict! It sounds like there's a lot of bizarre going-ons from the territories we directly border. In other news, we have built the first automaton! Sadly, it is too busy calling one of our slaves 'nigger' to actually bother doing anything productive. So it's a lot more human than we think!
PLAN OF ACTION: North! It's been working so far!
Petrol cannibals
>>6099927 Strange men from the west, I am Mad Gibson, Lord of the petrol cannibals, whip of the abbos, taker of aussie skulls, and vulture upon the corpse of pine gap. I graciously invite you to a non aggression pact so we dont need to waste warriors in the outback between us. There are fresher meats to feast upon.
The Yellow Menace
>>6099881 The issue is if I don't get the roll again then I can't do anything to you and just have to wait for you to finally conquer me. I don't see a path to victory for me without repeated insane rolls. Also what would have happened if you rolled higher that me? Would I still have taken the malus despite us having a land border?
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Sun 08 Sep 2024 18:16:01 No. 6100027 Report Quoted By:
>>6099967 SCROLL FROM BLESSED PRIEST, FATHER THOMAS
DATE: 10/10/2024
RESPONSE: War is not something we are interested in. For now, we shall accept due to our main interest being in expansion and discovering artifacts. Have this perfectly generic object as payment for you not bothering us in the future.
Do not ask what color nor shape it is. Even God doesn't know. We just know the anomalous artifact exists.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sun 08 Sep 2024 18:17:25 No. 6100029 Report >>6100002 >The issue is if I don't get the roll again then I can't do anything to you and just have to wait for you to finally conquer me. I personally see it a bit differently. Even if the crossing penalty stops you for a turn you'd be able to cross the ocean without the same penalty next turn, so I'd have to blitz you and try my best in not turning this into a war of attrition (since after the first turn you'd not have the penalty anymore and my free ocean travel bonus would be useless).
But if I'm wrong and you need to actually conquer the tile/island to stop the malus, then I'm guessing you'd need to have and keep the Free Water Travel I have in order to negate the malus in full. Which if true more than makes up for how painful it felt to expand through the islands from Fiji lmao
>Also what would have happened if you rolled higher that me? Would I still have taken the malus despite us having a land border? I assume we would just fight normally then without you getting the malus since you wouldn't be the one attacking in that situation.
The Yellow Menace
>>6100029 >Even if the crossing penalty stops you for a turn you'd be able to cross the ocean without the same penalty next turn No, it's the first crossing each turn. So this malus never goes away for our battles. No matter what I'm at 1/2 power against you, you are equal to two nations.
>I assume we would just fight normally then without you getting the malus since you wouldn't be the one attacking in that situation. So if I got less that you last roll then I wouldnt get halfed? What if I got 18 to your 12? It means I'd beat you, but because I beat you it'd get halfed, which means you get a higher score, which means I get my full bonus and I beat you. It's a loop, it's broken.
Hobbit
Quoted By:
Rolled 6129 (1d9999) >>6099727 Those Emus are huge! Keep defending ourselves, push them back, push them back! Each that falls will roast up for a second lunch"
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Sun 08 Sep 2024 18:46:54 No. 6100048 Report Island boys are wankers, continental supremacy!!!
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sun 08 Sep 2024 19:04:48 No. 6100068 Report >>6100035 >No, it's the first crossing each turn. I'm mostly getting what I'm saying from the "subsequent crossings do not", which I think means once you cross and/or try to cross in water travel you won't have the malus anymore for that specific crossing from then on.
>What if I got 18 to your 12? I'm assuming you'd push me out of the land areas, but you wouldn't be able to go across the water until next turn, and your malus wouldn't be there for that specific crossing anymore for your.
>>6100048 I kneel.
Anonymous
>>6100068 It talks about subsequent in relation to the first crossing each turn, rules as written means the malus doesn't go away.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sun 08 Sep 2024 19:46:21 No. 6100101 Report Quoted By:
>>6100076 If that's true then you're right, but I thought that "First Crossings in a turn halves the get value, subsequent crossings do not" meant that the crossing malus wasn't there after you traveled/tried to travel through water towards a specific place once. I mean you're right you can't roll again in the same turn, making "subsequent crossings do not" impossible in the same turn so I assumed it was meant for every turn after the first crossing was made in a prior turn.
Although QMOP ultimately has the final say, so we can just wait for the QM to clarify things.
The Turtle Commune
Rolled 7728 (1d9999) >>6099727 >Defend >Fill SA >Neutral territories QMOP
>>6099727 ROUND 13
>>6099730 >>6099844 > The Koala Konflict > Villains(37) vs DBR (10) > Strong Villain Advance (27) >>6099742 > The Desert Wars > BEF(12), Petrols(10) vs Pine Gap (10) > Strong Allies Advance (7,5) >>6099797 >>6099741 > Water Wars > Yellows(10) vs PRO (7) > Tasman Wars > Emus(12) vs. Hobbits(14), Ayys(20) > Ayy(2), Hobbit (8) advantage >>6099927 CAP+8
>>6100207 Turtles+12
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Mon 09 Sep 2024 13:59:44 No. 6100682 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 792 (1d9999) >>6100680 LOG FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 10/13/2024
THOUGHTS: We built two automatons now, alongside the one we already built. We're going to send them down to some nearby ruins to hopefully burn off their constant usage of racial epithets. Slaves have calmed down when we told them the automatons will be gone for a while.
PLAN OF ACTION: Keep. Expanding. North.
The Yellow Menace
Rolled 2382 (1d9999) >>6100680 I don't really understand how water combat works at this point, but attack the Pirates in a way to avoid the 50% malus.
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Mon 09 Sep 2024 14:30:35 No. 6100689 Report Rolled 8105 (1d9999) >>6100680 Leave nothing left of the koalas on earth except trinkets in gift shops. We'll make sure to send the bones of your weakest tribe member to the Smithsonian, so in the future, everyone will think you were a bunch of pussies that deserved to go extinct
>It's time to dddddduel! Using an SBR, shoot at the DBR while drinking PBR. Do not perform CPR. Record it on the VCR. Store them in a pickle jar. The Emu's
Rolled 823 (1d9999) >>6100680 We will not be pushed back
There is only one way.
And it's through New Zealand
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Mon 09 Sep 2024 16:19:35 No. 6100729 Report Rolled 8853 (1d9999) >>6100680 Defend the crossings and attack in the direction of pic related if there's any left in the roll.
Hobbit
Rolled 6379 (1d9999) >>6100680 In dire times such as these when the living are imperilled all around by wickedness, the Fellowship we must call upon the dead Moa of Dunmarrow. Cursed birds, they broke their oaths in distant days; and hid away deep within the mountains to dwindle and decline unto spirits. But with the south of Middle Zealand imperilled, the rightful must call upon these wretches to make good the crimes of the past; to honour ancient oaths to earn their rest. With the aid of the Dead Moa, the Fellowship strikes back at the Emu efforts to conquer our fair lands; drive the Emu from our shores and chase them across the Sea to Tasman's isle!
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Rolled 368 (1d9999) >>6100680 Since those birdbrains aren't giving the mighty Ayy Empire an answer we keep taking New South Wales.
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 8954 (1d9999) >>6100680 The spirits of the desert praise our war engines! We will sacrifice many hearts this moon.
The enemy is pushed back, we pursue them south!
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Quoted By:
Rolled 9670 (1d9999) >>6100755 Also another roll since I'm gonna be gone until tomorrow.
The Turtle Commune
Rolled 2157 (1d9999) >>6100680 Our glorious Turtle agenda:
>Defend our lands from would-be attackers >Claim Kangaroo Island >Conquer SA >Spill into neutral WA territories The Turtle Commune
>Kangaroo island >Emu bay >Pelican lagoon >Mole river >Cuttlefish bay
QMOP
>>6100680 ROUND 14
>>6100680 CAP+5
>>6100804 Turtles+10
>>6100688 >>6100729 Yellows (10) vs PRO (7): Yellows +3
>>6100689 Villains(8) vs DBR(0): Villains +8
>>6100693 >>6100754 >>6100755 >Emus (12) vs. Hobbits (14), Ayys (12): Ayys(3), Hobbits(2) > Assuming Emus do not oppose Ayys taking NSW terriritory and Ayys dont enter VIC >>6099756 >>6098262 >>6100763 >Petrols(8), BEF(5) vs. PineGap(8): BEF+2, Petrols+3 >Rule Update: If you want to use advance rolls that's ok but you don't get special bonuses (ie. dubs, etc) The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!cbrOgJb+Iai
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!cbrOgJb+Iai ID:GiwHEMRt Tue 10 Sep 2024 15:21:28 No. 6101342 Report Rolled 6753 (1d9999) >>6101327 Yo-ho-ho, continue the fight!
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Tue 10 Sep 2024 15:42:29 No. 6101349 Report Rolled 2371 (1d9999) >>6101327 LOG FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 10/13/1724
THOUGHTS: Huh. Time based tomfuckery happened. That should get things back on track.
PLAN OF ACTION: Expand west.
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Rolled 2395 (1d9999) >>6101327 Uh since I'm here I'll just roll again for when I'm not.
The Yellow Menace
Rolled 6211 (1d9999) >>6101327 Continue pushing the pirates back, but try to avoid incurring the 50% penalty if possible.
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 7615 (1d9999) >>6101327 TPD total pinegap pajeet death
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:0SDrbU+K Tue 10 Sep 2024 19:32:46 No. 6101448 Report Rolled 9797 (1d9999) >>6101327 Swallow the koalas and spill into the outback with extra roll
>Fight then expand The Yellow Menace
>>6101448 Nice roll, is this +25 or +40?
The Emu's
>>6101327 Destroy Hobbits. Peck Hobbits. Ruin Hobbit Crops. Trample Hobbits. Eat Hobbits. Push Hobbits into the ocean.
The Emu's
Rolled 1835 (1d9999) >>6101497 dice
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Tue 10 Sep 2024 21:31:37 No. 6101499 Report >>6101482 It if t was 9779, it would be a 52. However, it only qualifies for the 797 part, so it would be 35 (10 from the 7, +25 from the XYX/797)
Pine Gap
Rolled 67 (1d9999) >>6101327 ALERT
ALERT
ALERT
SYSTEM REBOOT COMPLETE
PINE GAP IS UNDER ATTACK
THE SUBJECT MUST BE CONTAINED
ATTACK PETROLS AND BEF
>>6100823 Diplomatic subroutines activated
>Pine Gap is under attack. Risk of containment breach: SEVERE. Invoking our defensive pact. Your assistance is required. Awaiting response... Pine Gap
>>6101499 Diplomatic subroutines activated...
>Club of Anomalous Phonomena assistance would also be appreciated. Containment of dangerous anomaly must be maintained. Containment breach due to outside influence unacceptable. Will you assist Pine Gap? Awaiting response... Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Tue 10 Sep 2024 23:29:23 No. 6101547 Report Quoted By:
>>6101537 NOTE FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 10/13/1724
DETAILS: We are unable to help at this immediate moment due to poor planning and inefficient use of resources. However, what you say does concern our goal of studying and observing the abnormal. In 3 days (next turn), we will be able to assist you. Will that be satisfactory?
The Turtle Commune
Rolled 3739 (1d9999) >>6101327 >>6101534 Our allies sound the alarm! Let it be known: The Turtle Commune keeps their promises.
>Defend from outside attack. >Give this roll to aid Pine Gap's Military Operations. >Off chance of spills, fill SA. Hobbit
Quoted By:
Rolled 7023 (1d9999) >>6101327 "So much death, what can men do against such reckless hate? The Emus only bring war and Destruction against us; but the continued Attacks against them by the Ayys mean the storm may be almost weathered. Throw the Emus back into the Ocean!
QMOP
>>6101327 ROUND 15:
>>6101342 >>6101406 PRO(7) vs Yellows(25): Yellows+9
>>6101349 CAP +5
>>6101408 >>6099756 >>6101534 >>6101549 Petrols(8), BEF(5) vs. PG(10), Turtles(12): PG+9
>>6101448 Eco-Villains+35
>Koalas is Kil >>6101498 Emus(15) vs Hobbits (7): Emus+8
>>6101377 You gotta say what you're rolling for, homie
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 8106 (1d9999) >>6101901 Kill turtles, roundhouse kick a turtle into a woodchipper, kill pinegaps too
Fight forever
>>6101549 Begone turtleboy this aint yo war
>>6101448 Hear ye hear ye, we are fighting the vegetable and animal slaves at the centre, I invite you to come join the despoiling and ravaging
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Wed 11 Sep 2024 14:50:07 No. 6101922 Report Rolled 2379 (1d9999) >>6101901 LOG FROM MAJOR SERGANT, ALEX HUMWORTH
DATE: 10/16/1724
THOUGHTS: THE CONTAINMENT OF ALL THINGS ABNORMAL MUST HOLD. WE CAN NOT LET THE ANOMALIES BREACH. ALEPH AND KETER TIER THREATS HAVE BEEN DETECTED IN PG'S CONTAINMENT. WE CAN NOT LET THEM WIN.
ACTION: SMASH INTO THE PETROL CANNIBALS AT FULL FORCE.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Wed 11 Sep 2024 15:37:05 No. 6101935 Report Rolled 4702 (1d9999) RIP Drop Bear Republic.
>>6101901 Retake those islands!
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:m9QA4rFK Wed 11 Sep 2024 15:39:51 No. 6101937 Report Rolled 9766 (1d9999) >>6101901 Keep on helping the Petrol cannibals. Give them this roll.
The Yellow Menace +10
Rolled 2698 (1d9999) >>6101901 PingPong smiles at his new base, finally he has united the island of Papa New Guinea. With the fortress island complete he gets more reinforcements from the mainland. While the fighting has been tough and we've lost 13 chinamen for a single pirate we can work with that ratio. Continue the conquest and shatter the pirates.
The Emu's
Rolled 6968 (1d9999) >>6101901 Kick Hobbits. Stomp on Hobbits. Shit on Hobbits
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:0SDrbU+K Wed 11 Sep 2024 18:44:19 No. 6102010 Report Rolled 5945 (1d9999) Giant spiders, 'roided 'roos, an extinct species of killer koala, and a snake in every boot. This land is hell. It is my duty to keep exploiting it and making it more livable!
Pave paradise and put in a parking lot!
Erect the shopping malls!
Blast the A/C, and the AC/DC!
Because even though rock n roll ain't noise pollution, it still feels so... Villainous!
>>6101912 What's that I hear? Sounds like there's a profit to be made!
>Expand in unclaimed territories! Try to meet the Pine Gap Border! Turtle boy... You better pick a side, m8. The right side!
Hobbit
Quoted By:
Rolled 8311 (1d9999) >>6101901 Push back against those horrible and rather revolting Emus. Break their Eggs to make tasty Omlettes, roast them on a spit and eat them all up!
The Turtle Commune
Quoted By:
Rolled 3777 (1d9999) >>6101901 >>6101912 >>6101937 Declare cease-fire with Pine Gap and end this senseless violence.
>>6102010 My people yearn for their ancestral lands of South Australia. We will not compromise on this. Choose a different cardinal direction and you'll have no quarrel with us.
Choose war with The Turtle Commune or our ally Pine Gap and you'll need to find a different species of bird to raise your hatchlings.
>Defend from foreign hostilities >Expand Northeast towards BEF (minimize this expand please) >Attack BEF to relieve Pine Gap's Eastern Front. British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:3CabFtyj Wed 11 Sep 2024 23:59:37 No. 6102128 Report >>6101901 >>6101937 Change of plans, defend against the Turtles with my roll!
The Turtle Commune
>>6102128 >>6101901 Asking OP for a post-roll retcon? You're better than that man.
Better luck next roll, govnah.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:iQwSKeSJ Thu 12 Sep 2024 00:41:26 No. 6102157 Report >>6102143 It's just a bit of that conquerors funny business spilling out, mate. We Brits are a cheeky bunch of buggers.
The Turtle Commune
>>6102157 I can be the France to your Britain.
Backstab Petrol and we can Sykes-Picot this continent.
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Thu 12 Sep 2024 03:20:47 No. 6102240 Report >>6102157 Do not listen to the turtles, they aren't long for this land. They will soon go the way of the koala. Remain with your friends, the Petrol Cannibals and the Eco Friends. We will reward you with one (1) VR headset to play with, and give your citizens jobs in my 77,900 hectare Amazon factory. You ever wanna rape an ostrich? Just to show it who's boss? We won't judge you when you enter the Executive Ostrich Rape Pen.
Pine Gap
Quoted By:
Rolled 6098 (1d9999) >>6101901 Automated System Report...
SYSTEM REBOOT COMPLETE
Running diagnostics...
WARNING: Significant errors detected
Query: Is combat capability inhibited?
Answer: Negative inhibition of combat capability.
Response: Override safety procedures. Security of Pine Gap Containment Facility paramount. Attack Petrols and BEF with all available force. The subject must be contained.
WARNING: Redirecting power may compromise containment of subject! Significant errors detected across system! Do you wish to proceed?
Query: Has containment been breached?
Answer: Negative. Do you wish to proceed?
>Yes. Eliminate them. Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
>>6102234 You will end up on the grill, its not too late to back off turtleboy
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
>>6102240 >You ever wanna rape an ostrich? Just to show it who's boss? ;)
Petrol cannibals
>>6101922 I will turn you into shishkebab, you fool, dont you know im the shield between the outback and the chinese in the north
Hobbit
Quoted By:
>>6102240 If you want to rape an Emu instead of an Ostrich, we have a whole horde right on your borders...
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:dnzqqZ72 Thu 12 Sep 2024 17:10:57 No. 6102536 Report Quoted By:
>>6102234 The goodness blood of every Perfidious Albion within the British Expedition screams at me to accept. However...
Commandant Walker hesitates, for a reason he cannot fully explain.
>>6102240 VR bird sluts are fine and all, but do you know the thing every Brit of good character wishes to rape the most? Foreign soil.
And we here at the Expedition request for a change in management for all land of the Eco-Villains in Queensland to be transferred to the British Empire
mostly asking for that tasty delicious +8 bonus it'll give me in the fight. QMOP
>>6101901 ROUND 16:
>>6101912 >>6101922 >>6101922 > The Great Aussie War > PCs (10), BEF(25) > CAP (12), TC(40), PG(12) > TC+15, PG+14 >>6101935 >>6101939 > The Oceanic Wars > YM(22) vs PRO(7): YM+10 >>6101989 > The Tasman Wars > Emus(19) vs. Hobbs(22): Hob+2 >>6102010 EV +8
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Fri 13 Sep 2024 13:57:17 No. 6103148 Report Rolled 6372 (1d9999) >>6103146 NOTE FROM MAJOR SERGANT, ALEX HUMWORTH
DATE: 10/19/1724
THOUGHTS: CONTAINMENT IS HOLDING STRONG. WE MUST PUSH BACK AGAINST ANY OUTSIDES WHO DARE TO BREACH CONTAINMENT OF THE ABNORMAL.
PLAN OF ACTION: KEEP ASSISTING PINE GAPS IN ATTACKING THE PETROL CANNIBALS.
>>6102353 BLOODSTAINED LETTER FROM MAJOR SERGANT, ALEX HUMWORTH
DATE: 10/19/1724
CONTENTS OF LETTER: WE WILL KILL THE CHINESE OURSELVES IF WE HAVE TO.
The Yellow Menace +10
Rolled 2680 (1d9999) >>6103146 Continue the attack, the pirates are breaking, the source of their power is compromised. Crush them under boot.
The Emu's
Rolled 7869 (1d9999) >>6103146 It look like the hobbits are trying to push nature back.
Too bad it cannot be done
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Fri 13 Sep 2024 15:58:17 No. 6103206 Report Rolled 6706 (1d9999) >>6103146 Tensions between the Captain, the Quartermaster, and the Council of Eight are now risen, seeing how the war is going.
Another strategy is made in their shadows, seeking to knock out the impossibly strong power from the east.
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 2530 (1d9999) >>6103146 Time to take more heads, attack pinegap alliance, we will break them
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:0SDrbU+K Fri 13 Sep 2024 22:06:25 No. 6103419 Report Rolled 2558 (1d9999) >Completely fuckulate the Turtle boys. Attack!!!! Flip em over!!!!
Hobbit
Rolled 2913 (1d9999) >>6103146 Keep up the desperate fight, push the Emus back! Let us hope the Ayys actually specify this time after two of their Attacks on the emus were discounted...
>>6103199 Your native range is back in Australia, foul bird. Here in New Zealand, you are the invader; you are the despoiler of the natural ways.
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
>>6103148 Stick to your own province, stinky, this is a war you cannot win
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:gG3aNKFj Sat 14 Sep 2024 19:31:47 No. 6103969 Report Rolled 528 (1d9999) >>6103146 Defense is the greatest offense! Defend against any invasion first. Build trenches and use whatever is left to expand into the unclaimed land of Queensland.
QMOP
>>6103146 ROUND 17:
>>6103148 >>6103969 >>6103375 >>6103419 >> The Great Aussie War >> PCs (15), BEF(12), EV(12) >> CAP (5), TC(0), PG(0) >> EV+12, PC+10, BEF+12 >>6103171 >>6103206 >> The Oceanic Wars >> YM(25) vs PRO(12): YM+10, PRO+3 >>6103199 >>6103501 >> The Tasman Wars >> Emus(19) vs. Hobbs(7): Emus+12 Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Sun 15 Sep 2024 03:06:32 No. 6104250 Report Rolled 2413 (1d9999) >>6104248 NOTE FROM MAJOR SERGANT, ALEX HUMWORTH
DATE: 10/22/1724
THOUGHTS: CONTAINMENT IS HOLDING STRONG. KILL THEM ALL. KILL THEM ALL. KILL THEM ALL.
PLAN OF ACTION: KEEP ASSISTING PINE GAPS IN ATTACKING THE PETROL CANNIBALS. WE WILL NOT YIELD. WE WILL NOT YIELD.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Sun 15 Sep 2024 03:07:33 No. 6104252 Report >>6104250 oh it's so jover isn't it
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sun 15 Sep 2024 03:12:48 No. 6104253 Report Rolled 610 (1d9999) >>6104248 Rush to PNG.
Pine Gap
Rolled 7260 (1d9999) >>6104248 Automated systems report...
Security systems pushed to their limit. Conflict with hostile entities indecisive. Ally involvement likely reason for current survival. Decisive action required.
ALERT: Major risk of containment breach!
ALERT! Activity detected in containment chamber!
ALERT: Systems not fully repaired from Incident-0!
RESPONSE: Continue the war. Attack Petrols. More resources required to maintain containment. Emergency measures not yet necessary.
The Yellow Menace +10
Rolled 960 (1d9999) >>6104248 Attack the south, try to recapture the lost land, he's trying to break my bonus.
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Sun 15 Sep 2024 04:39:34 No. 6104319 Report Rolled 7205 (1d9999) >>6104248 >Expand everywhere, unless attacked. If attacked, respond with full roll to first attacker. We need lebensraum for the millions and millions of immigrants we are going to import to use as a labor force!
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 1831 (1d9999) >>6104252 There need not be war between our realms, we just want to roast human flesh and drink blood from our victims skulls, a fiery, but mostly peaceful undertaking.
>>6104248 Our strategy is TPD: crush the southerners beneath our monstertruck wheels and mount their heads on spikes
All hail the Tri-Alliance of ruthless warrior hordes
Hobbit
Rolled 5354 (1d9999) >>6104248 Grave news. the Ayys, on which so much hope had been placed, have been delayed. We must look to our walls, watch for the actions of the Grey riders, and carry hope in the light that the Ayys will come. On the dawn of the third day, should we look to the east? Or does that promise only faint, false hope and the crowing of our enemies?
Push back against the Emu Menace as far as we can. But without the breaking of the Emu bonus, what hope lies left for us?
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:m9QA4rFK Sun 15 Sep 2024 18:10:34 No. 6104647 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3718 (1d9999) >>6104248 Same as before, dig in and defend first! Then expand to the unclaimed lands with what is left.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>6104402 BLOODSTAINED LETTER FROM ???
>All that's inside of it is a torn ear from one of the cannibals that was killed despite their successful pushback. Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Sun 15 Sep 2024 18:59:03 No. 6104687 Report >>6104402 BLOODSTAINED LETTER FROM ???
>All that's inside of it is a torn ear and fingers from one of the cannibals that was killed despite their successful pushback. >The only piece of writing inside of the envelope is "TRY." The Emu's
Rolled 102 (1d9999) >>6104248 Look upon the hobbit and weep
They seek walls to shield themselves whilst our wings shield us from all
They reach for weapons because their legs are weak and lacking in sharpness
And they await on an alien savior because they don't have each other
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
>>6104687 You people are absolute savages, i will crush your head under my wheels and explode it like a ripe watermelon
If you kill some of my boys the least you can do is eat them, not waste meat like that.
QMOP
>>6104248 ROUND 18:
>>6104250 >>6104303 >>6104319 >>6104402 >> The Great Aussie War >> PCs (5), BEF(12), EV(8) >> CAP (5), TC(0), PG(15) >> EV+8, PG+15, BEF+12 >>6104253 >>6104310 >> The Oceanic Wars >> YM(25) vs PRO(17): YM+4 >>6104921 >>6104635 >> The Tasman Wars >> Emus(12) vs. Hobbs(10): Emus+2 The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Tue 17 Sep 2024 13:48:41 No. 6105660 Report Rolled 3604 (1d9999) >>6105656 >squish turdle Petrol cannibals
Rolled 3982 (1d9999) >>6105656 Total pinegap death
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Tue 17 Sep 2024 14:26:03 No. 6105676 Report Rolled 9237 (1d9999) >>6105656 NOTE FROM MAJOR SERGANT, ALEX HUMWORTH
DATE: 10/25/1724
THOUGHTS: CONTAINMENT IS HOLDING STRONG. KILL THEM ALL. KILL THEM ALL. KILL THEM ALL.
PLAN OF ACTION: KEEP ASSISTING PINE GAPS IN ATTACKING THE PETROL CANNIBALS. WE WILL NOT YIELD. WE WILL NOT YIELD.
The Emu's
Rolled 5184 (1d9999) >>6105656 Alright,
I could be just one roll away from taking Lower NZ
Do you believe in the heart of the dice?
The Turtle Commune
Rolled 3625 (1d9999) >>6104248 He's baaaaaaaack
>Push back eco-v >Push back BEF >Devote spill to Pine-Gap's operations The Turtle Commune
>>6100823 It occurred to me this past weekend the irony of making this joke after naming my nation "Turtle Commune" lololol
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:0SDrbU+K Tue 17 Sep 2024 15:45:39 No. 6105693 Report Quoted By:
The Yellow Menace
Rolled 1330 (1d9999) >>6105656 Kill pirates. Behead pirates. Roundhouse kick a pirate into the concrete. Slam dunk a pirate baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pirates. Defecate in a pirates food. Launch pirates into the sun. Stir fry pirates in a wok. Toss pirates into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pirate's gas tank. Judo throw pirates into a wood chipper. Twist pirates heads off. Report pirates to the IRS. Karate chop pirates in half. Curb stomp pregnant pirates. Trap pirates in quicksand. Crush pirates in the trash compactor. Liquefy pirates in a vat of acid. Eat pirates. Dissect pirates. Exterminate pirates in the gas chamber. Stomp pirates skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pirates in the oven. Lobotomize pirates. Mandatory abortions for pirates. Grind pirate fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown pirates in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pirates with a ray gun. Kick old pirates down the stairs. Feed pirates to alligators. Slice pirates with a katana.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Tue 17 Sep 2024 16:50:02 No. 6105716 Report Rolled 8581 (1d9999) >>6105656 Despite the constant misfortune, we shall send those tyrants back into the sea and defend all the straits!
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:z08MJV+f Tue 17 Sep 2024 16:59:12 No. 6105718 Report Quoted By:
>>6105656 Hearing rumors of the battle in the ocean the British begin plotting once more...
But for now they shall bide their time and continues as they were, filling out the uncharted territory after they defend against any enemy.
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:kAi+H+0Z Tue 17 Sep 2024 17:00:13 No. 6105720 Report Rolled 1809 (1d9999) >>6105656 Dice
Hobbit
Rolled 2210 (1d9999) >>6105656 Push back the Emus, retake what lands migth be retaken.
Inexorably, the foul birds come at us. Despite all our valiant efforts, despite all our preparations; it seems as though the foe they faced upon the mainland has faded away and we are left to face the full wrath of the Malignant Emus. We must keep fighting them, buying the time that is needed by driving them back.
Unless.
There are some who speak of giving in to the power of the One Film. Of gaining the strength needed to save our people through the most desperate of means. It is too risky, they say. It is too demeaning. It turns us into that which we most wholeheartedly decided to oppose.
And yet.
Whilst hope remains, we must reach for it; fight with every last gasp and dying breath to remain what we are and where we are.
But should hope ever fade... there will be no further choice to make.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>6105762 Nice straight, your faith has been rewarded
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Rolled 8617 (1d9999) >>6105656 Go attack the Emus and fill Victoria. We're gonna dissect some fowl tonight.
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Rolled 8598, 30 = 8628 (2d9999) >>6105656 Also here's some more rolls since I'll be gone again for the next two rounds probably.
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Quoted By:
>>6105792 These are for the war against the Emus btw, taking Tasmania too if I can.
Pine Gap
Rolled 7460 (1d9999) >>6105656 Automated Systems Report...
Security systems performing to acceptable levels. Petrol cannibals shall be eliminated without risk to central containment zone.
ORDERS: Continue attacking petrol cannibals. Wipe them out.
QUERY: What is the subject planning?
RESPONSE: Remain vigilant. The subject must be contained.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>48 hours since last turn
The Emu's
Quoted By:
>>6105762 >>6105791 >How I'm waiting for the next round QMOP
>6105660 ROUND 19:
Sorry, Fellas. It's been busy for the last few days.
I will drop a major rules update for Round 20, so make any suggestions for things you wanna change and I will consider them
>>6105660 >>6105672 >>6105676 >>6105678 >>6105688 >>6105696 >>6105716 >>6105720 >>6105762 >>6105791 >>6105826 > The Great Aussie War >> Team North-East: EVs(8), PCs(5), BEF(12) >> Team South-West: CAP(10), TC(8), PG(15) >> BEF+12, PG+20 > Tasman Wars >> Emus(15), vs. Hobbits(37), Ayys(10) >> Ayys+3, Hobbits+30 > Water Wars >> YM(25) vs. PRO(7) >> Yellows+6 The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
Rolled 1972 (1d9999) >>6107312 Attack the pirates, this water war is taking forever please just surrender so we can be done with this. I will grant you autonomy on NC and Fiji and the command of the navy. You can not win against The Yellow Menace, but together we can conquer this cursed island. We should stop fighting this endless war over the seas.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Fri 20 Sep 2024 09:23:55 No. 6107344 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6491 (1d9999) >>6107312 NOTE FROM MAJOR SERGANT, ALEX HUMWORTH
DATE: 10/31/1724
THOUGHTS: THIS IS WAR. WE KILL ANYONE IN OUR WAY. NO THOUGHTS NEEDED.
ACTION: KEEP ASSISTING PINE GAP IN FIGHTING THE PETROL KEKS.
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 8453 (1d9999) >>6107312 Fight, ofcourse, we have eaten well, lure them into our traps
>>6105696 Hey chingchong, come join the party
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
>>6107345 >Hey chingchong, come join the party I'm happy to work with people, I just have to finish this war first.
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Fri 20 Sep 2024 11:59:52 No. 6107400 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5351 (1d9999) >Fight the Turtles
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Fri 20 Sep 2024 12:01:05 No. 6107401 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9714 (1d9999) >>6107312 Keep on defending against all water attacks. Then go in the fastest route possible to get into PNG with anything left from the roll, ignoring filling out all the islands in MEL in favor of just rushing towards PNG.
The Emu's
Quoted By:
Rolled 3715 (1d9999) >>6107312 I have been greatly offended
Root the Ayy's out of Victoria and out of New South Wales
Remind them who this country and this planet belongs to
Hobbit
Rolled 6322 (1d9999) >>6107312 He appears! We look to the West, and he comes! Gandalf the Ayy has returned to us!
"Chip their talons and crack Victoria!
Blunt their beaks and crack Tasmania!
That's what Filthy Emus hate -
Break their bonus and drive them insanier!"
Launch a full scale offensive to drive the Emu remnants from the shores New Zealand! Follow up with landings on the shores of Tasmania!
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:wVCFY4el Fri 20 Sep 2024 12:41:37 No. 6107415 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3991 (1d9999) >>6107312 Defend from any and all, then expand into any uncharted territory once more.
>>6107410 >Gandalf the Ayy Bloody brilliant mate
Pine Gap
Quoted By:
Rolled 373 (1d9999) >>6107312 Automated systems report:
Assault against anti-containment forces proceeding at acceptable pace. Probability of victory assessed as: HIGH
ORDERS: Continue the assault against our enemies. Prepare special weapons for ultimate eradication.
QUERY: What is the subject doing? No containment breach attempts detected. Behaviour unusual. Remain vigilant.
QMOP
>>6107312 ROUND 20:
The Great Aussie War
> Team North-East: EVs(5), PCs(5), BEF(5) > Team South-West: CAP(5), TC(0), PG(30) > EV+5, BEF+5, PG+30 Tasman Wars
> Emus(11), vs. Hobbits(22), Ayys(12) > Ayys+1, Hobbits+12 Water Wars
> YM(15) vs. PRO(10) > Yellows+3 Rules Change: Updated Gets
QMOP
Quoted By:
>>6107970 Round 20 Points Update:
Upon the Southern Continent, a great mega-war has broke out, with a clear victor yet to be seen. The Eco-Villains have achieved the first kill of the game, casting the drop-bear republic to a fate worse than chlamydia.
In the East, the great yellow menace ruthlessly hunts down the pirate republic that once ruled the seas. Perhaps they should escape while they still have the chance...
Meanwhile, the vicious Emu-Kiwi struggle has taken a turn with the Ayys joining the fight, and now two powers with strong bonuses seem poised to invade the continent. Time will tell if any one power can claim a region bonus in time to resist...
> Current Scoring Metric is Territories +100 per nation kill #1: Eco-Villains (361)
#2: Yellow Menace (201)
#3: Pine Gap (181)
#4: British Expeditionary Force (141)
#5: Club of Abnormal Phenomena (139)
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:jyQxe1a1 Sat 21 Sep 2024 15:44:23 No. 6108025 Report Rolled 5979 (1d9999) >>6107970 Priority for defense against anyone, then attack the Turtles with what's left.
The Emu's
Quoted By:
Rolled 5476 (1d9999) >>6107970 As if nature can be defeated
Hobbit
Quoted By:
Rolled 1853 (1d9999) >>6107970 The Emus are on the run! Now is the time for the Fellowship to pursue them, push the Emus back as far as we can chase and take Tasman for our own!
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+2) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sat 21 Sep 2024 19:03:15 No. 6108144 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9457 (1d9999) >>6107970 Defend the straits! And counter-attack!
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
Rolled 4176 (1d9999) >>6107970 Attack the pirates, if I win try to break up both his +1s from his island groups.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Sat 21 Sep 2024 20:38:00 No. 6108186 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 8011 (1d9999) >>6107970 NOTE FROM MAJOR SERGANT, ALEX HUMWORTH
DATE: 11/2/1724
THOUGHTS: THIS IS WAR. WE KILL ANYONE IN OUR WAY. NO THOUGHTS NEEDED.
ACTION: KEEP ASSISTING PINE GAP IN FIGHTING THE PETROL KEKS.
Pine Gap
Quoted By:
Rolled 927 (1d9999) >>6107970 QUERY: Are we winning?
ANSWER: Yes.
ORDERS: Wipe out the petrols.
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Sun 22 Sep 2024 04:54:40 No. 6108471 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3319 (1d9999) >>6108025 >>6107970 Gang up on the Turtles. Don't act as if you weren't warned! You made your (s)hell, now lie in it.
>Pass gas in their general direction. Mustard gas, that is! Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
Rolled 6536 (1d9999) >>6107970 Keep sneeding, take they heads
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Quoted By:
Rolled 3476 (1d9999) >>6107970 UFOs spotted over Victoria, blasting Emus left and right. They intend to take the whole province!
QMOP
>>6107970 ROUND 21:
>The Great Aussie War >> Team North-East: EVs(15), PCs(10), BEF(40) >> Team South-West: CAP(20), TC(0), PG(12) >> EV+15, BEF+40, PG+22 >Tasman Wars >> Emus(10), vs. Hobbits(15), Ayys(10) >> Ayys+5, Hobbits+10 >Water Wars >> YM(20) vs. PRO(14) >> Yellows+3 Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
Rolled 9415 (1d9999) >>6109750 Holy smoly Turtleboys completely btfo and pinecucks seething and malding
Keep killing whoever assails us in this sensless war of agression.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Tue 24 Sep 2024 06:27:07 No. 6109776 Report Rolled 5535 (1d9999) >>6109750 Keep on the defense and try to take back that Fiji bonus.
I'm feeling desperate enough to cede New Caledonia if someone gives me their roll. Any offers?
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Tue 24 Sep 2024 06:48:49 No. 6109779 Report Quoted By:
<><><><>
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
Rolled 583 (1d9999) >>6109750 Attack the pirates
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Tue 24 Sep 2024 07:30:56 No. 6109797 Report Quoted By:
>>6109750 >>6109776 I'll try to detail my action better in a hopefully not confusing way: prioritize defense, take back Fiji, then sail towards PNG as quick as possible.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Tue 24 Sep 2024 07:54:36 No. 6109801 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 678 (1d9999) >>6109750 NOTE FROM MAJOR SERGANT, ALEX HUMWORTH
DATE: 11/5/1724
THOUGHTS: THIS IS WAR. WE KILL ANYONE IN OUR WAY. NO THOUGHTS NEEDED.
ACTION: KEEP ASSISTING PINE GAP IN FIGHTING THE PETROL KEKS.
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Tue 24 Sep 2024 09:12:39 No. 6109811 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4454 (1d9999) >>6109750 >Smansh turntle >Kil turdle >Erradikkate durdles The Emu's
Quoted By:
Rolled 6621 (1d9999) >>6109750 Surrounded on all sides?
GOOD
That means I can attack in any direction.
Make the Ayy's an Alien to this planet once again!
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:c6+5Wt95 Tue 24 Sep 2024 19:31:54 No. 6110142 Report Rolled 1963 (1d9999) >>6109776 I'll take you up on that offer.
>>6109750 Give this roll to the Pirates if he gives me New Caledonia.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Tue 24 Sep 2024 19:44:34 No. 6110145 Report Quoted By:
>>6110142 A pleasure doing business with you, mate.
>>6109750 Cede NC to the British. We Pirates shall keep our words.
Hobbit
Rolled 3519 (1d9999) >>6109750 Continue the attack upon the Emus, Drive them from Tasmania and the isles! Once the isles are secured, make our landings on the mainland at Cape Otway.
Though there are some among us who speak of vengeance and driving them to a second extinction in Tasmania, the wise among us see a different course. Spare the Eggs, spare any Emus that surrender unconditionally to the forces of the Fellowship. For once reared and trained to accept a Hobbit rider, the Emus will serve us. We witness the birth of the Riders of Tasman!
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Rolled 6875 (1d9999) >>6109750 Keep on fighting in Victoria and beam up those birds.
>>6110161 Salutations, Hobbits of the Fellowship. The Aliens offer a pact: if you help us Ayys in our future wars we will give Victoria to you.
Pine Gap
Quoted By:
Rolled 148 (1d9999) >>6109750 Automated systems report:
CONDITION: Improving. Containment holding, and war is proceeding at pace exceeding predicted levels.
RECOMMENDATION: Redirect resources from containment to hasten end of war. CAUTION: Risk of containment breach if insufficient resources to hold subject back. Resources consumed by war will be redirected to containment once war is over.
RISK ASSESSMENT: Acceptable level of risk. Proceed with reallocation program.
ORDERS: Wipe out the petrols. End this war.
Hobbit
>>6110228 We of the fellowship owe you and your great powers our gratitude, Gandalf the Ayy. Once the Emus lie defeated, we would be honoured to provide you our aid.
QMOP
>>6109750 ROUND 22:
>>The Great Aussie War >>> Team North-East: EVs(33), PCs(10), >>> Team South-West: CAP(32), TC(0), PG(12) >>> EV+33, PG+34 >>Tasman Wars >>> Emus(5), vs. Hobbits(22), Ayys(10) >>> Ayys+8, Hobbits+11 >>Water Wars >>> YM(18) vs. PRO(35), BEF(9) >>> BEF+7, PRO+5 The Yellow Menace
Rolled 1313 (1d9999) >>6111171 Defend against any attackers, counter attack pirates if I have anything left over.
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Thu 26 Sep 2024 13:06:38 No. 6111191 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6250 (1d9999) >>6111171 Enslave the Turtles, oompa loompa style. Once I have crushed their rebellion, their capital will become a theme restaurant, famous for serving turtle soup
>attack turt The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
>>6111190 >(63) Nice fucking roll, needed that.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Thu 26 Sep 2024 16:02:18 No. 6111291 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3558 (1d9999) >>6111171 Full on defense, and use any remaining power left to attack the Yellows.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Thu 26 Sep 2024 16:14:01 No. 6111293 Report I'll cede Fiji to whoever gives me their roll for this one.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:2AiUJqdT Thu 26 Sep 2024 16:18:14 No. 6111295 Report Rolled 1270 (1d9999) >>6111171 Help out the Petrols by giving them this roll! Relieve their front!
The Emu's
Quoted By:
Rolled 7953 (1d9999) >>6111171 ENOUGH
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
Rolled 774 (1d9999) >>6111295 Good fellow
>>6111171 Push the untouchable filth to the south (and eat their little hearts)
The Yellow Menace
Dear Hobbits,
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Rolled 1000 (1d9999) >>6111171 Defense against birdbrains, then give the rest of this roll to the Pirates in exchange for the island of Fiji.
>>6111293 I'll take it but this is basically the end for you, human.
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
Quoted By:
>>6111387 I should keep my mouth shut.
>>6110636 You noble Hobbit earthlings will be provided the shiniest spaceships and strongest laser beams. May this be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:MuyXqFb1 Thu 26 Sep 2024 20:24:50 No. 6111394 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6003 (1d9999) >>6111171 NOTE FROM HEAD RESEARCHER, WILLIAM WHISTLETHORE
DATE: 11/8/1724
THOUGHTS: I believe we have done more than enough to assist Pine Gap in the war. If our lack of support causes them to massively lose land, we will join in 3 days (1 turn) time but we have neglected ourselves long enough. Godspeed.
ACTION: Expand south.
Anonymous
I just want to say Pirates are niggers, not only do they attack me without cause, but when I beat them they sell all their land to spite me meaning I get fuck all for defending myself.
Ayy Empire !!fF1MisdeujJ
>>6111397 I feel like this is karma for you cheating in the beginning.
>I get fuck all Bro you literally get free water moves without the penalty.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>6111404 I did not cheat, I played smart and I was the one to ask for dice. Also my karma was the original bullshit water rules.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania (+1) !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Thu 26 Sep 2024 23:41:16 No. 6111490 Report >>6111171 Cede Fiji to the Ayy Empire as promised.
>>6111397 I already explained why I attacked you. You were the strongest neighbor I had that wasn't in the middle of a war, I didn't want to gang up on the Hobbits.
Also I'm not selling my land to spite you, I'm just doing that so I don't die.
Anonymous
Hobbit
Quoted By:
Rolled 1579 (1d9999) >>6111171 South of Cape Ottoway. the Emus are met by an advancing force of... Emus. Tamed and saddled, broken and mounted these birds are; the riders on their backs armed with weapons of gleaming Dwarf-craft steel and shimmering Ayydevices. Bearing down upon the feral kin, the foul birds; the leader of the Fellowship force rises his hand and speaks aloud!
Arise, arise! Spears shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!
(Attack the Emus with everything we have)
>>6111359 Whilst the isles of New Caledonia lie independent of us both between our domains, we hold no grounds nor reason nor method to make war upon you. So long as such a state remains between us, we can make this agreement; and should upon any whole or partial acquisition you immediately pass lands on these isles into our hands, we would hold to it still. But should you ever yourself move upon the isles of New Caledonia with intent to hold them, we would have to consider such an act a fore-omen of a war to come.
Petrol cannibals
>>6111397 Just continue steamrolling and annex whoever is in your path its a shame to let such a fat roll go to waste
Hobbit
Quoted By:
>>6111835 1313 might have given the Yellows a combined 53, but the Ayys gave them everything above self-defence from their roll of 1000, which scores +50 to the pirates if all given away. And whilst Yellow has a +10 bonus, the pirate's own roll gives them 12, and they get Fiji's +1 given back to them, tying their scores for no direct territorial change in the conflict.
(The above is under the assumption that the Emus declaring the single word 'Enough' as their action doesn't actually count as an attack against the Ayys, who are only defending+passing everything else to the pirates, whilst I'm actually actively attacking the Emus this turn with a score of 15+10 bonus against their roll of 8)
Pine Gap
Quoted By:
Rolled 6860 (1d9999) >>6111171 Automated Systems Report:
War condition steady. Imminent end of hostilities with petrols expected. Total eradication engaged.
CAUTION: BEF represent significant threat. Turtles non-responsive. Elimination of one enemy combatant does not eliminate all threats to Pine Gap Containment Facility.
CONDITION: Continue war footing. Attack and eliminate Petrols. Spills into the NT. Continue reducing containment procedures on primary subject. This war must end.
CAUTION: Reduction of containment resources represents major risk of containment breach! Approaching containment field limit!
>OVERRIDE ENGAGED QMOP
>>6111171 ROUND 23
The Great Aussie War
> EVs 20 vs TC 0; EVs +20 > Petrols 8, BEF 21 (29) vs PineGap 20; Petrols +9 The Tasman Wars
> Emus 8(4,4) vs. Ayys 50, Hobbits 25; > Hobbits +21, Ayys+0 The Water Wars
> Yellows 63 vs PRO 13, Ayys 46 (59); Yellows+2
CAP+8
For the Ayy Fiji transfer, I'll allow it because I never said it wasn't allowed, but in future I will only permit territory transfers to bordering nations.
>>6111397 >>6111490 In regards to the fucky water rules, I wasn't certain (and still aren't) what interpretation of the rules and player instructions would be fair to the attacker and defender (or the attacker and attacker). If someone can describe a logic sequence that is fair for everybody, that would be great I believe the PRO using diplomacy is the correct way to play/win the game, although it came a bit late this time. The smart move (imo) would have been attacking/negotiating into QLD once it became obvious that YM couldn't be beaten. In either case, PRO has exhausted all their diplomatic capital and is almost certainly a goner next turn Yellows: I have a soft spot for you as the first joiner of the game, but don't start raging at other players The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Sat 28 Sep 2024 10:35:16 No. 6112456 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6624 (1d9999) >>6112422 They're going to have to center the television series around a different species of teenage ninja mutants, as these turtles are all but willy and nilly.
>Attack Turtle Pine Gap
Quoted By:
Rolled 3118 (1d9999) >>6112422 Automated Systems Report...
ALARM: Elimination of enemy faction incomplete. Threat to containment!
DIRECTIVE: Redirect ALL resources to eliminating the petrols. They must be eliminated. Containment must continue.
CAUTION: Directing all resources to extra-site security may compromise containment! OVVERRIDE activated. Warning ignored.
ORDERS: Destroy the Petrols.
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sat 28 Sep 2024 12:45:25 No. 6112489 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6662 (1d9999) >>6112422 This may be the Pirate's last hurrah. They sail, without the fear of death.
>spoiler Yeah, hindsight is 20/20. I probably should've tried to ally with the BEF or the Eco Villains. Maybe I should've invaded them, or allied with the Emus and invaded the Hobbits, but I didn't want to gang up or bully a weaker player than myself. I'm paying for that line of thought, kek As for something that might be more fair, maybe instead of halving the roll it could just be a -10 roll or something similar for the first time someone tries to cross the waters, and nothing else. The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun
The Pirate Republic of Oceania !!u+HA2eawVun ID:GiwHEMRt Sat 28 Sep 2024 13:33:35 No. 6112507 Report <><><><>GG Yellow Menace and everyone else.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:tjm+fLut Sat 28 Sep 2024 13:53:32 No. 6112511 Report >>6112422 Defense must be prioritized against any foe of his majesty the king! But with whatever remains, grant to the Petrol Cannibals.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:tjm+fLut Sat 28 Sep 2024 13:54:59 No. 6112513 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3383 (1d9999) >>6112422 It would be good to add the roll for this
>>6112511 The Yellow Menace
Rolled 2727 (1d9999) >>6112422 Stomp the Pirates dead, defile their corpses. Let none escape.
I got annoyed that I have fought this long war against the pirates with nothing to show for it. When I got so close to my reward it was gifted away to other players. Also gifting away land for one off rolls couldn't save Pirates, as warfare is about consistency. All it did was delay the end slightly and keep his land from my hands >>6112507 >GG Yellow Menace GG, I'm so glad you are dead and I am free. The Yellow Menace
Can I edit my orders after the roll? I've seen other do so, but it feels a bit dishonest. I wouldn't usually try to do this but I think that was the best roll in the game so far(67).
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
Rolled 2145 (1d9999) >>6112422 Dieselmaxxx all over those southern pine weirdos and their cuck western allies
The age of technology and faggy diaries is over, the age of drinking from skulls and grilling plump southern boys over the petrolfires of my sixwheeler engine is upon us.
>>6112511 Honourable as allways, my gratitude to your sovereign.
>>6112517 Sweet roll chingchong, i have no need for my coastline, you may come to these lands unmolested, I promise i wont bite your succulent yellow cheeks.
The Emu's
Quoted By:
Rolled 7637 (1d9999) >>6112422 There has never been a time where emus have lost a war!
Woe to you Greys and Woe to you Hobbits
Rows and Rows of Woes
You will be be bound up and thrown into the ocean.
Hobbit
Quoted By:
Rolled 3172 (1d9999) >>6112422 Years ago, the Emus first came at us in our New Zeland homes and holds. Now it is they who are on the defensive. They showed us no mercy back then; we can only return that unkindness in kind.
Attack the Emus! Press them back!
QMOP
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Sun 29 Sep 2024 13:22:28 No. 6113192 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 8167 (1d9999) >>6112422 Destroy the Emus.
Club of Abnormal Phenomena
Club of Abnormal Phenomena ID:6rpISfys Sun 29 Sep 2024 14:05:57 No. 6113206 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2988, 2738, 623, 9445, 642 = 16436 (5d9999) >>6112422 Due to shitty power in my area, I'll have to do some auto rolls. All actions will be assisting PINE Gap in the war.
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH ID:JJV1VgiW Sun 29 Sep 2024 14:22:20 No. 6113213 Report Quoted By:
I'm a free agent, does anyone want to work with me?
>>6113179 Cheers.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Island boys are wankers
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH ID:Hmq84Diz Mon 30 Sep 2024 08:39:41 No. 6113768 Report Seems like nobody wants my assitance, in that case attack the BEF with whatever remains of my roll after I kill pirates.
Petrol cannibals
>>6113768 I invited you to my lands you crazy chink, plenty of war and territories to be had here
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
>>6113782 Oh, I thought you were being sarcastic.
>>6113768 >>6112517 Ok, orders:
1. Defend Self
2. Kill Pirates
3. Expand South from WNG into the free spaces.
QMOP
>>6112422 ROUND 24
The Great Aussie War
> EVs 8 vs. TC 0; Eco-Villains +8 > PCs 10, BEF 24 (34) vs. PG 12, CAP 27 (39) ; Pine Gap +5 The Tasman Wars
> Emus 12(6,6) vs. Hobbits 17, Ayys 13 > Hobbits +11, Ayys+7 The Water Wars
> YM 67 vs PRO 5 > Yellows +33 > The Captain Goes down with the ship, yarr CAP+8(I forgot last turn)
Since its been more than 10 rounds since Westonia Mining LMT last updated, I will allow any lurkers in chat to take over under a different name and colour
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
Rolled 4927 (1d9999) >>6113880 Attack the autist alliance of pinecucks and the diary club
I imagine myself in Australia, leading my horde. Our mission is to stop pinecuck dogs from advancing. We mow down pinecuck dogs but they keep coming. I shoot pinecuck dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering pinecucks, since pinecucks are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. Pinecucks were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see Mell Gibson (MAD MAX) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in the outback, my homeland. My dieselmaxxxed brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
Rolled 4981 (1d9999) >>6113880 Continue my southward expansion, but if anyone attacks me focus on defence of course.
Hobbit
Quoted By:
Rolled 6706 (1d9999) >>6113880 Now is the hour! Attack the Emus! End the Emus!
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:TalChpPf Mon 30 Sep 2024 19:47:18 No. 6114000 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2719 (1d9999) >>6113880 1. Defend first as priority.
2. If there's anything left in my roll then take more unclaimed territory in Queensland.
The Commandant got a good scare from those blasted asians. He thanks the Petrols for their assistance in the matter.
The Emu's
Rolled 5368 (1d9999) >>6113880 alas this position will not hold
Cut through Turtle Territory and run along the coast
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Mon 30 Sep 2024 20:46:08 No. 6114036 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1250 (1d9999) >>6113880 >I can haz turtleburger? My enemy trembles in so much fear, so much. So many fear that he has not rolled in many moons. /shrug
Eco Villains
>>6113880 >>6114035 Gift the Emus ten of my territories neighboring the Brits even though they just attacked me, maybe they mistook me for Turts and their dirty turty camouflage. <:^)
You can refuse this land if you choose, Emus.
The Emu's
Quoted By:
>>6114046 I'll accept
I wouldn't mind joining forces with Villain's like yourself
Pine Gap
Rolled 345 (1d9999) >>6113880 Automated Systems Report...
Conquest proceeding according to schedule. Estimated petrols will be wiped out in less than 5 turns.
ORDERS: Attack the petrols. Direct all resources to their destruction. Risk to containment deemed acceptable. Safety overrides engaged. Pine Gap will be victorious.
CAUTION: Rising radiation levels detected in primary containment chamber! Recommend immediate reinforcement of containment zones!
>Proceed with petrol destruction... Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Tue 01 Oct 2024 13:26:45 No. 6114411 Report Rolled 285 (1d9999) >>6113880 Blast Emus wherever they go. This will not help them.
QMOP
>>6113880 ROUND 25
The Great Aussie War
> EVs 20 vs. TC 0; Villains +20 > PCs 12, BEF 16 vs. PG 10, CAP 12; Pine Gap +10 The Tasman Wars
> Emus 0 vs. Hobbits 20, Ayys 0 > Hobbits +11, Ayys+7 > Emus +12+10 > Yellows +15 Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
Rolled 3315 (1d9999) >>6115810 GOOD, looks like were winning.
Attack the filthy southern pinecucks and take some of their small balls for the barbie
Hobbit
Rolled 7826 (1d9999) >>6114411 The Emus may have been driven from Victoria by our forces; but it seems this foul curse is being allowed to spread and propagate further in South Australia...
>>6115810 Our journey goes ever on! Keep up the attacks against the Emus; we do not want these flightless birds to race away!
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:0SDrbU+K Thu 03 Oct 2024 16:35:00 No. 6115851 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5714 (1d9999) >>6115810 Mf turtles.
>Kill them attack destroy The Emu's
Quoted By:
Rolled 6208 (1d9999) >>6115810 We keep running along the coast and expand into the unclaimed lands
The Yellow Menace
Does anyone in the Pine Gap/Petrol Cannibals war want to sway me to their side?
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
>>6115810 Oh the pirates are dead probably want to cross them out.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:ZfaX3nlw Thu 03 Oct 2024 17:11:53 No. 6115877 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5006 (1d9999) >>6115810 Defense against any and counterattack comes first.
If none attack the Expedition then split this roll between helping the Petrols and filling out more unclaimed territory in Queensland.
>>6115862 As long as you don't attack me we're good.
Petrol cannibals
>>6115862 Yes we parlay for aid, the entire western provinces are there for the taking for you Chinkychang. Im just a little cannibal dont do anyone harm.
The Yellow Menace
Rolled 9242 (1d9999) >>6115810 Attack Pine Gap, if I'm attacked by someone else defend myself. Make sure not to block the cannibals off from PG.
>>6116031 Sure I'm down for that.
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
>>6116140 >242 I'm rolling really well this game, surprisingly so.
Pine Gap
Rolled 4117 (1d9999) >>6115810 Automated Systems Report...
ALARM: New for has joined conflict! Containment threatened!
ALARM: Activity detected in primary containment chamber! Potential containment breach attempt immininent!
ORDERS: Attack the cannibals. Wipe them out once and for all.
>>6116140 Diplomatic subroutines activated...
We have no quarrel with you. Conflict is with cannibals only, who started this war. Cannibals are on the verge of extinction. We request you withdraw or redirect your forces. We wish for peace. We must contain the primary subject. Containment breach at the primary facility would be catastrophic for all nations. We request you reconsider. Containment at primary facility is strained by constant war. We cannot hold out forever...
The Yellow Menace
>>6116223 I also have no issue with you either, but I need to expand. Unless you can offer me a better deal I think I'll just continue for the moment.
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Sat 05 Oct 2024 14:43:57 No. 6117128 Report Rolled 1919 (1d9999) >>6115810 Gift this roll to the earthling Hobbits. The Ayys will lend them more UFO air support!
>>6115843 They may run but we will catch them wherever they go. We have the will, we have the technology.
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Sat 05 Oct 2024 14:46:49 No. 6117131 Report >>6115810 I think we finally blasted those birds.
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Sat 05 Oct 2024 14:51:02 No. 6117134 Report Quoted By:
>>6117131 Meant to reply to Hobbit bros
>>6115843 And with the war done I'll give the Hobbits Victoria.
Pine Gap
>>6116356 ARGUMENT: Attacking Pine Gap will involve the Club. Attacking the BEF will only involve the BEF. 1 enemy vs 2. Pine Gap hopes you consider this.
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
>>6116356 >>6117395 The British are my dudes pineboy, your reign of terror is over
Hobbit
Quoted By:
>>6117128 Wow. That's some display of Wizardry!
Yes. I think those birds are certainly cooked.
QMOP
>>6115810 ROUND 26
The Great Aussie War
> EVs 8 vs. TC 0; Villains +8 > PCs 10, YM 40 vs. PG 12, CAP 12; Pine Gap +14, Yellows +40 >>6114287 >"Attack the Petrols. Direct all resources to their destruction" The Tasman Wars
> Emus 12 vs. Hobbits 20, Ayys 61; Hobbits +17 > Victoria granted to Hobbits by Ayys > Emus are now Extinct > British+11 The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Mon 07 Oct 2024 12:16:29 No. 6118550 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 8498 (1d9999) >>6118536 >Attack Turtle The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Mon 07 Oct 2024 12:17:31 No. 6118551 Report Quoted By:
>they're still not dead
Petrol cannibals
Rolled 1669 (1d9999) >>6118536 Surrounded by Pinecucks?
GOOD
We ride out to valhalla brothers, the earthy Kingdoms be ours or we attain the stars themselves.
Eat one last time from our victims hearts, and fuel your wartrucks one last time.
Attack pinecuckia
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
Rolled 6381 (1d9999) >>6118536 If PC would die this turn, give them enough of my roll to survive on a single province. Otherwise spend everything on attacking PG.
The Yellow Menace
>>6118570 Don't worry, I won't let you die as it'll become a 2v1.
Petrol cannibals
>>6118575 My deep gratitude, honourable Yellow, for keeping the war and feasting going.
Hobbit
Quoted By:
Rolled 7598 (1d9999) >>6118536 Defend if I need to with the first priority, otherwise pass any and all remaining roll and bonus to the Ayys as per our agreement.
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH
The Yellow Menace !!7FBrZCdkyBH ID:hjQ1ChPs Mon 07 Oct 2024 19:27:00 No. 6118741 Report Quoted By:
>>6118597 No need for the gratitude brother, we too share similar tastes.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:pVMEhVfy Tue 08 Oct 2024 00:46:28 No. 6118857 Report Rolled 5866 (1d9999) >>6118536 First defend the Petrol Cannibals with half my roll, then expand into unclaimed territory in Queensland.
The Emu Resurgence
Rolled 4910 (1d9999) >>6118536 >Emus are now Extinct NO!
Two eggs were smuggled out of the conflict zone
Color: Purple
Location: Western-Southern border region
Not touching the water
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
>>6118866 Kekkk
>>6118857 Complementary skulls and an assortiment of hands, feet and other delicacies will be brought into your warcamp.
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Tue 08 Oct 2024 13:37:54 No. 6119080 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 660 (1d9999) >>6118536 We little gray men will turn our UFOs against the one who gave those birds more land and prolonged the war.
Invade the Eco-Villains and take NSW!
Pine Gap Mobile Oustpost
Quoted By:
Rolled 9740 (1d9999) >>6118536 KILL THE PETROLS
KILL
KILL
KILL
ERROR
ERROR
ERROR
MAJOR CONTAINMENT BREACH DETECTED
MAJOR CONTAINMENT BREACH DETECTED
ERROR
SYSTEM ERROR
THE SUBJECT HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
ERROR
ALL HOPE IS LOST
Anonymous
>over 72 hours since last turn
QMOP
>>6118536 ROUND 27
Ongoing Ecocide Campaign
> EVs 12(6) vs. TC 0; Villains +12 Desert Wars / Yellow Invasion
> PCs 15, YM 15, BEF 26(13) vs. PG 20, CAP 8; > PG+1, YM+14, BEF+13 The Tasman Wars
> Hobbits 26, Ayys 21 vs EVs 6; Ayys +41 > Emus 2: The Revengening appear on the map (Round 27; 32 spaces) > however, Hobbits still claim the kill (+100 points) with an Ayy assist (+50p) >>6120164 Sorry about that fellas, this time of week is busy for me. I'm allowing time for everyone to post and potentially respond to other posts, but I've been a bit slack lately all the same QMOP
>>6121378 I made a math error; PG & CAP actually tied with PCs & BEF, meaning Cannibals lost no territory this turn and Yellows did not need to give any defence to them. I will correct this next map
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
Rolled 509 (1d9999) >>6121378 Once again attack Pine Gap and if the Cannibals need further support give them enough to survive.
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Sat 12 Oct 2024 14:43:35 No. 6121427 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 3523 (1d9999) >>6121378 >Conquer turtles, if excess roll, use it to defend/fight back against the illegal aliens The Emu Resurgence
Quoted By:
Rolled 2988 (1d9999) >>6121378 From the two eggs were born two emus and every day of their life they laid a new egg and conceived a new emu
The Emu's expand toward the underside of Westonia Mining and prepare to for an offensive
Hobbit
Rolled 7416 (1d9999) >>6121378 Defend if needed, then pass the remaining roll and bonus to the Ayys.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:pkzAtnwf Sun 13 Oct 2024 08:57:13 No. 6122070 Report Rolled 6729 (1d9999) >>6121378 Defense against any that attack me then fill out unclaimed territory.
PINE GAP IS BURNING
Quoted By:
Rolled 786 (1d9999) >>6121378 HE COMES
THE DEATH OF WORLDS
DOOMED TO NEVER DIE
HE IS HAVOC AND RUIN
HE COMES FOR YOU
THE CONTAINMENT IS BROKEN
LET IT BE UNLEASHED
LET HIS RAGE FALL UPON THE PETROLS
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH COMES FOR THEE
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Sun 13 Oct 2024 15:32:10 No. 6122187 Report Quoted By:
>>6122057 You dare cross me? Prepare to become oompa loompas
/qst/ noob
>>6094336 is it too late to join?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>6122659 only if you can't read the instructions
Otherwise, No it's not too late.
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
Rolled 8493 (1d9999) >>6121378 Prioritize defence, then continue dabbing on those southern poofs
Petrol cannibals
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Mon 14 Oct 2024 13:40:28 No. 6122930 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 9908 (1d9999) >>6121378 Continue the invasion of New South Wales!
>>6122057 Your assistance is greatly appreciated and your honor is without match, earthlings! We shall use the best alien technology to help your Fellowship's survival.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Connection error testing
QMOP
>>6121378 ROUND 28
Ongoing Ecocide Campaign
> EVs 8 vs. TC 0; Villains +12 > Emus +27 (Outback Special Gained) > BEF +16 Desert Wars / Yellow Invasion
> PCs 8, YM 25, vs. PG 10, CAP 10; > YM+13 The Tasman Wars
> Hobbits 24, Ayys 13 vs EVs 0; Ayys +37 QMOP
Quoted By:
>>6122659 As I've said, Joining is still allowed while colours and spaces are still available
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Tue 15 Oct 2024 04:53:57 No. 6123415 Report Rolled 5687 (1d9999) >>6123359 ...
>Kill turtles, finally >Rest of roll goes to fighting back against The Fellowship in SA >>6122070 I hereby offer you a bounty: 2 of my territories in QLD per 10 Ayy territories conquered
Petrol cannibals
Quoted By:
Rolled 7314 (1d9999) >>6123359 Focus on defence, if not attacked split my roll into support for my noble allies yellows and british. If uneven roll, the first to roll will get the bigger part.
Hobbit
Quoted By:
Rolled 180 (1d9999) >>6123359 Defend with anything needed to defend my lines, pass the rest of the roll+bonus to the Ayys.
The Yellow Menace
Quoted By:
Rolled 2288 (1d9999) >>6123359 You know the plan. Make sure Cannibals survive and continue the conquest of Pine Gap. Let more of the yellow soldiers use the weight of their numbers to drown the scientific pine gap in our blood.
The Emu Resurgence
Quoted By:
Rolled 934 (1d9999) >>6123359 The Generation of the 2 surviving Emu's was 35 years and in all their days they conceived 10,950 Emu's.
Those are they who will flatten the Westonia Minning territory into the fertilizer for the next generation of emus to grow from
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Wed 16 Oct 2024 00:06:51 No. 6123838 Report Rolled 8721 (1d9999) >>6123359 Keep on fighting against the Ecological polluters. But defend against any British incursion as well.
Our glorious spacecrafts, aided by the noble earthlings of Middle Earth, will take the day.
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Wed 16 Oct 2024 00:14:08 No. 6123843 Report >>6122070 I will give you a counter offer: if you remain neutral I will cede you all of Queensland I get from the Eco-Villains.
>>6123838 Also focus on NSW.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:iUTYr8Af Wed 16 Oct 2024 19:10:22 No. 6124209 Report Rolled 9262 (1d9999) >>6123359 Continue to expand in unclaimed territory in Queensland. We shall settle these forsaken wastes yet!
>>6123415 If you would've offered to cede all of Queensland the Expedition would gladly join your war effort but what you offer is too small, for the winds of fate
dice rolls make any territory gain unreliable for the expansion of the Empire.
>>6123843 That is very generous, but the Commandant would like some insurance to make sure you'll keep your end of the bargain. How about leasing me around 15 territories of NSW or Fiji, and then we exchange territories if you were to win the war. Deal?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>6124209 >262(31) Prepare for more begging.
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Wed 16 Oct 2024 21:17:17 No. 6124273 Report Quoted By:
>>6124209 I'll accept that offer so long as you don't attack me or the Hobbits.
>>6123359 If Expedition keeps their deal and doesn't attack then lease 15 costal territories in NSW to the Bri'ish.
QMOP
>>6123359 ROUND 29
Ongoing Ecocide Campaign
> EVs 12 vs. TC 0; Villains +5 > Turtles are finally kill (+100p) Emu Revengening
> Emus +8 The Tasman Wars
> Hobbits 34, Ayys 6 vs EVs 7; Ayys +33 > Ayys cede 15 to BEF > BEF +31 Desert Wars / Yellow Invasion
> PCs 8, YM 37, vs. PG 0 The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Fri 18 Oct 2024 02:10:01 No. 6124959 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 7429 (1d9999) >>6124921 >Attack Hobbits in SA, use rest of roll to attack Ayys PINE GAP IS BURNING
Quoted By:
Rolled 9097 (1d9999) >>6124921 WE AWAKE
WE HUNGER
DEATH TO PETROLS
The Yellow Menace
Rolled 5463 (1d9999) >>6124921 Make sure my cannibal allies survive like before, if they do not need any help continue bearing down on Pine Gap. Steal their secrets, duplicate them and then burn their laboratories to the ground.
Hobbit
Rolled 5161 (1d9999) >>6124921 Defend against the Eco-Villains in South Australia; Defend elsewhere if needed; pass score from the roll + Bonuses to the Ayys for their attack on New South Wales, and once/if the Eco-Villains are driven from New South Wales by Ayy forces then begin pushing forward against the Villains on the southern coast of South Australia.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:j102Ka+q Fri 18 Oct 2024 21:21:13 No. 6125378 Report >>6124921 Take the unclaimed territory in SA, and from there go into the remaining unclaimed territory of Queensland. Any remaining part of the roll use it to help the Petrols.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:j102Ka+q Fri 18 Oct 2024 21:22:14 No. 6125379 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5764 (1d9999) >>6124921 >>6125378 And here's the dice.
The Emu Resurgence
Quoted By:
Rolled 6205 (1d9999) >>6124921 The Mining Territory is rich with mineral resource
Calcium, Magnesium, potassium, sodium
All the things needed to create even MOAR emu's
Now is the time to consume Westoina whole
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Sat 19 Oct 2024 17:20:55 No. 6125766 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1416 (1d9999) >>6124921 The Ayy Empire will keep invading New South Wales, once again thanking our allies for their help.
As we speak the LotR series is becoming popular with the little grey men, with merchandise, books and movies being beamed up on the daily.
>>6125121 With rolls like that the whole galaxy will know about the legend of Fellowship!
Petrol cannibals
>>6124921 Cut off pine gaps' brown penus
Petrol cannibals
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Rolled 680 (1d1000) >>6126797 >>6124921 Roll
Petrol cannibals
>>6125119 Permission to move through your lands into western australia? You may send troops into the central phallic shaft of the current province once i have secured new feeding grounds
The Yellow Menace
>>6126799 Sure, I was thinking about post war and our alliance. If you want WA and I get NT that sounds decent, I'm happy to continue supporting you in that goal.
Petrol cannibals
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>>6126812 Excellent brother Chynaman
>>6124921 OP i am changing my strategy. I will move through yellow lands and strike into the club of abnormal phenomena (avoiding the coastline). I will not defend anything in my current province if rolls permit it so.
QMOP
>>6124921 ROUND 30
South-East Wars
> Villains 15 vs Hobbits 44, Ayys 10; > Ayys +30, Hobbits +9 Desert Wars / Yellow Invasion
> PCs 20, YM 18 (38), vs. PG 12, CAP 10 (22); > Cannibals +20, Pine Gap +4 > BEF +9 > Emus +10 QMOP
>>6126826 Forgot Map lol
>> Recap Much excitement has occurred since round 20. The painful wars across the isles of Melenesia have come to an end with the Yellow Menace sinking the last fleets of the Pirate Republic, and claiming their ocean travel buffs on top of that. The back-and-forth stalemate between Emus and Hobbits has turned in the Fellowship's favour with the timely intervention of the Ayy Empire.
The sentries of Pine Gap came close to seizing the Northern Territory buff, but the Petrol Cannibals made a deal with the devil and invited the Yellows onto the continent - granting them a beachhead for the divinely mandated invasion of Australia.
Fresh off killing the koalas, the Eco-Villains set upon terminating the turtles, nabbing an impressive lead in points with another trophy mounted on their wall. Alas, their lack of a region bonus seems to have finally caught up with them, as more buffed neighbours look to expel them from the East. Their lead may come for naught if they are simply wiped off the map.
With alliances and objectives shifting by the moment, its still hard to say who will emerge the greatest empire in Oceania...
>> The Leaderboard >#1. Eco-Villains: 292 territories + 2 kills = 492 points
>#2. Yellow Menace: 330 territories + 1 kill = 430 points
>#3. British Expeditionary Force: 332 territories = 332 points
>#4. Hobbits: 197 territories + 1 kill = 297 points
>#5. Ayy Empire: 198 territories + 1 assist = 248 points
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Mon 21 Oct 2024 14:53:03 No. 6126861 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4358 (1d9999) >>6126828 Attack NSW
>Quads get The Yellow Menace
Rolled 1862 (1d9999) >>6126828 Push full force into Pine Gap.
PingPong the warlord from Chyna, goes to the front and witness the might of The Yellow Menace's military. Victory over Pine Gap is inevitable. But will come next? The Treaty of Yellow Cannibalism has been signed, which promised NT for The Yellow Menace and WA for the Petrol Cannibals. Whilst we are promised the worst of the two territories, it does not matter, the greatest prize is the enduring friendship with the Petrol Cannibals.
Looking to the south east of Australia PingPong can't help but wonder what will happen after the fall of the Eco Villains, something he is looking forwards
to immensely due to the insults sent his way. It seems the Ayys will be penned in by the BEF and the Hobbits, trapped in NSW, he wonders how the diplomatic situation will evolve and if any will ask for his aid.
The Emu Resurgence
Rolled 3203 (1d9999) >>6126828 The land overflowing with Calcium and Zinc
The land where the Emu's continue to grow mighty in there generations
And the Westonian's don't raise a finger to stop us
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Mon 21 Oct 2024 22:38:40 No. 6127024 Report Rolled 9063 (1d9999) >>6126828 Keep on taking from the Eco-Villains. Don't stop the attack!
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Mon 21 Oct 2024 23:41:08 No. 6127052 Report Quoted By:
>>6127024 :(
Will you stop attacking me if I give you 3 territories?
PINE GAP IS BURNING
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Rolled 4079 (1d9999) >>6126828 THE FIRES HUNGER
THE FLAMES WILL SPREAD
WE SHALL CHANGE THE PATH OF THIS WORLD
KILL THE PETROLS
WITH QUADS!
Hobbit
Rolled 7085 (1d9999) >>6126828 Defend ourselves if needed, and provide the Ayys with enough of our roll+bonus to ensure their own territorial defence; then divide any of our remaining bonus equally with the Ayys and attack the Eco-Villains on the South Australian Coast.
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Tue 22 Oct 2024 00:57:38 No. 6127101 Report Quoted By:
>>6127069 :(
Will you stop attacking me if I give you 4 territories?
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:gxTLu/op Tue 22 Oct 2024 18:10:27 No. 6127428 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4089 (1d9999) >>6126828 Take the remaining unclaimed territory from Queensland and SA.
Anonymous
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>>6126936 Mighty PingPong, friend of the mangrillers, I will grow my ravenous horde on the plump lands of the west, and have but one desire: to set upon common foe. Say but the name and we ride out. I long for the day perifidous pineg*p is inevitably crushed under yellow mass produced boots.
Petrol Cannibals
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Rolled 880 (1d1000) >>6126828 split my roll into western expansion (avoiding the coastline) and supporting yellow attackpower.
Petrol Cannibals
Anonymous
QMOP
>>6126826 ROUND 31
>EV 12 vs. Ayys 9, Hobbits 24; Ayys +10, Hobbits +11 >YM 15, PC 60 vs PG 15; PC +45, YM +30 > Emus 8 > BEF 16 The Emu Resurgence
Rolled 3071 (1d9999) >>6129871 And now for the finishing sweep
The abandoned corporation will fall to dust and be carried off on the wind
The Emu Resurgence
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>>6129968 The dice are rigged
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo
The Eco Villains mobile !!JCjRC0E4GYo ID:XTyTc7xv Sun 27 Oct 2024 02:01:26 No. 6129989 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 8339 (1d9999) >>6129871 >Smash my enemies The Yellow Meance
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Rolled 9182 (1d9999) >>6129871 Crush Pine Gap, I smell their terror in the air.
PINE GAP IS BURNING
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Rolled 2696 (1d9999) >>6129871 Well dang. Things aren't going so well for us. Oh well.
Time to KILL
KILL THE YELLOWS
Petrol Cannibals
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Rolled 116 (1d1000) >>6129871 Expand south/west, avoiding the coast
Blood will be spilled.
Can I gift my territories inside yellow territory to mr pingpong? If so, do so.
Hobbit
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Rolled 3973 (1d9999) >>6129871 Attack the Eco-Villains in South Australia; give half my bonus to the Ayys if they also attack the Eco-Villains.
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Tue 29 Oct 2024 14:53:12 No. 6131386 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 7540 (1d9999) >>6129871 Attack the Eco-Villains in Queensland.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:gtJjK2+W Thu 31 Oct 2024 04:06:09 No. 6132498 Report Rolled 8659 (1d9999) >>6129871 Defend against anyone attacking me.
Sorry for not being active, some irl things happened. I might be busy for a while.
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS
British Expeditionary Force +1 !!gP1x6CwqFcS ID:gtJjK2+W Thu 31 Oct 2024 04:07:19 No. 6132499 Report Rolled 4233, 9126, 8192 = 21551 (3d9999) >>6132498 Here's some more rolls for any other updates I miss.
QMOP
>>6129871 ROUND 32 Spooky Edition
>EV 15 vs. Ayys 21, Hobbits 22; Ayys +3, Hobbits +25 >YM 15, PC 10 vs PG 35, Pine Gap +25, Cannibals +10 > Emus 5 >>6132499 Saving for later
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Fri 01 Nov 2024 00:45:47 No. 6133065 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 5703 (1d9999) >>6132766 destroy enemies in equal measure
The Yellow Menace
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Rolled 8310 (1d9999) >>6132766 Kill pine gap
PINE GAP IS BURNING
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Rolled 5006 (1d9999) >>6132766 THE HORRORS ARE UNLEASHED
THEY CONSUME THE YELLOWS
Hobbit
Rolled 7328 (1d9999) >>6132766 Pass Half of our bonus to the Ayys
Attack the Eco-Villains on the South Australian coast.
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ
Ayy Empire +1 !!fF1MisdeujJ ID:RKd4QBka Fri 01 Nov 2024 19:16:21 No. 6133462 Report Rolled 5638 (1d9999) >>6132766 Keep attacking the Eco Villains. Let none escape the combined might of Hobbits and greys!
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK
The Eco-Villains !!ZRGfXgtRqlK ID:XTyTc7xv Fri 01 Nov 2024 19:22:32 No. 6133466 Report Quoted By:
>>6133404 >>6133462 I tried to make peace, but now I see that you are both savages. Non-human humanoids that are no less deserving of extinction than the bygone turtles or drop bears. Stop trying to make me the Eco-Hero!
The Emu Resurgence
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Rolled 4559 (1d9999) >>6132766 When Westonia is swept away the Emu's will begin the attack on The Club
Petrol Cannibals
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Rolled 345 (1d1000) >>6132766 Continue south/west expansion avoiding the coast
