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Master O' Brian ID:iR/rMSpu Wed 09 Oct 2024 03:08:26 No.6119431 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6119561

You are Brian Wilson.
Your band is on top of the world.
David just quit the band.
You are a God unto men.
And Mike is looking really fucking punchable right now.
What do you do?

Going to keep things simple for this one. Roll for things like attacks and extreme actions (eg: jumping out a window, or running over Steve Love).
Enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rg7YoP5b Wed 09 Oct 2024 10:39:07 No.6119561 Report

Quoted By: >>6119632

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6119431
>Go on a surfing safari to hunt down native Hawaiian tang (snizz)

Master O' Brian

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Master O' Brian ID:iR/rMSpu Wed 09 Oct 2024 16:42:17 No.6119632 Report

Quoted By: >>6119674 >>6119687

>>6119561
You arrive in Hawaii with the capital B Boys and manage to kill a Hawaiian right at the airport!

+1 Hawaiian corpse
+1 State wanted level

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qsPATqPf Wed 09 Oct 2024 19:16:21 No.6119674 Report

Quoted By: >>6119698

Rolled 82, 72 = 154 (2d100)

>>6119632
>Butcher the Hawaiian and serve him up at a concert to our unsuspecting crowd, tell them it's pig meat from a luau.
>Tell the crowd that Elvis is a faggot (2nd roll)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6D//nTOG Wed 09 Oct 2024 20:13:41 No.6119687 Report

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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>6119632
>Pray to Jesus Christ to resurrect the Hawaiian

Master O' Brian

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Master O' Brian ID:iR/rMSpu Wed 09 Oct 2024 20:52:35 No.6119698 Report

Quoted By: >>6119718

>>6119674
At your next show you put the meat in a little basket for the fans. You take great joy in watching the squealing teenagers shove human flesh into their face like churgling pigs. The rest of the band are concerned for your sanity, except for Dennis, who is playing the drums with his dick.
You call Elvis a faggot during "Long Tall Texan".
The crowd cheers and tosses their meatchunks into the air.

+1 Crimes against humanity.
+1 Band concern.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qsPATqPf Wed 09 Oct 2024 21:40:45 No.6119718 Report

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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>6119698
>Assemble a torch and pitchfork mob, march on city hall, overthrow the mayor

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