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Goblin Cultivator IV

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YER a Goblin of the GoblinSlayer universe. By sheer astronomical odds, while fleeing GoblingSlayer, aka the GobboCaust, you meet anuvva unlucky bastich: Yang Wuhan, 殃污琀, "Calamity-Corrupted Corpsepearl", also known as Divine Demon, Wyrmacide, Sword Specter, Wind Incarnadine, Gore Walker, Blade Emperor, the Absolute™, &c &c, who just got BTFO'd by an alliance of Righteous and Deviant Cultivators from his home universe.

In exchange for the lifesaving Thousand Year Lingzi you just happened to find just now, he swears to do you no harm and take you as his Disciple - Tudi - or, Toady.

Since then you've been busy:

Scoring a little-girl body for your new Seafood's soul transference; learning the Thousand Segment Carrionpede Form; killing a whole town to stabilize Seafood's new Pall Body, and for fun; joining the Rhean (GS Halfling analog) Resistance against the encroaching Myrmids (GS sentient bug race); investigating a purported subterranean Ancient City key to the Myrmid claim of Historic ownership.

After finding and escaping the Ancient City overrun with... sumfin, you find the fing wot destroyed the City's Dimm Temple in a biggy room far above the cracked rock ceiling.

Fittingly, you were just in the process of cutting into the superweapon's LIVE powercoupling and going into a cliffhanger when the thread hit page 11 and got chived.

Prevs Episodes

Ep1: http://thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6051761/

Ep2:
http://thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6068523

Ep3:
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6083225/

Additional Material:

Stats, status and assets, or Stunks:
https://rentry.org/2336mod9

The Goblin concept of suspended value, or Stuffs:
https://rentry.org/d27rseu5

Unholy Matrimony, Seafood's wonderful novel idea for your improvement and his amusement:
https://rentry.org/x8a6vnmo

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 20 Oct 2024 03:17:48 No.6126093 Report

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24hrs of this post

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>>6126093
aw :(

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 20 Oct 2024 04:34:54 No.6126141 Report

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oh alright

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 20 Oct 2024 06:03:39 No.6126164 Report

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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>oh

>oww

You vaguely remember a blue ××flash×× , followed by the smell of burning, an orful lot of pain, and no thoughts at all.

You observe that the annoying orange light has burst in its corner, and the deepy pitchy voice shut up like its froat got cut, but your sponge doesn't twigg what these mean, whether their good or bad for YOU, just that they happened.

It takes a distant B O O O O M and a percussive shaking of the ground you're standing on to remind you that you still exist.

You remember that you're Toady, you're here to fugg shit up, and now shit's fukt.

Your Daggy's still stuck in the big sproingsproing. Quickly, easily did Daggy allus go nnnn like that?, you finish the chop while chanting {POPUP}, sending the contraption falling into the Pouch just as you send yourself to where you last left your one {POPUP} Beed.

>Near Smuggler's Harbor 1
>The Glowy Cavern 2
>Tunnel Hub near surface entrance 3
>Seafood's Pocket 4

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 20 Oct 2024 07:36:02 No.6126184 Report

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You {POPUP} in the forest, nearby the Smugglers' Harbor under the lake.

You spend a long bit of Time patting your still smoking clothes out, just getting your brains back.

And testing out Daggy. It's acchurly blunt now, nothing like it used to be. Bout as cutty as a sharpy shiv when you try it against your thumb.

Noiffy's plenty sharper.

But. When you press it, Daggy slice deep. Not the slow melty curly effect it's got before, when you use it to notch metal plates and work wedges out of rocks: now it reely cut.

To test its limits you force it through a fat old tree trunk in one full-body push, and with another hard lean, lop the tree clean through.

You scramble out the way as it falls.

>cuorrr

[DAGGY UPGRADE]
>Daggy is now 3 melee dmg, +6 Vorpal
>Vorpal damage destroys Dur directly as though hitpoints
>Where target is unarmored Vorpal is considered direct damage; ethereal, higher undead and the like do not benefit from their resistances

•••

You sit in the shade, just having a much and calming down. You deserve it. In the distance there's a huge column of smoke coming up, all black like burning pitch.

The lake the Smugglers' Harbor is in has lost some inches; the water's going down, doesn't rise again.

When it's about halfway down you see the Rhea Drood scrambling out of the fallen hollow log, the entry into the Harbor, carrying two travel bundles on his back, two more in his arms.

He only notices you when you stand up from where you've been resting.

"Oats! The hell you've beenwhatthehellhappenedtoyou?"

You're charred black, gashed up, bashed, filthy, with a fresh collection of fascinating scars.

"Buggs."

"tui Was that you?" he points at the distant black cloud, a fiery column still growing. "And that?" The draining lake.

"Mebbe."

"Green Earth, what did you do?"

"A good job." The manner of speech you adopted from Seafood kicks in. No question marks. Badass.

"No, no, what I meant was, what did you do??"

You're fully stumped. Is this one of those questions with no right answers.

"What. I'z. Wuz. Tolt." Without the question marks, your confusion comes across as a dire promise. He doesn't ask you any more, so at least you both save time.

•••

There's no pickup ride, and you don't want to pull Wagon out in front of the Drood.

Instead he uses a Drood zappy to turn into a hairy brown pig Wild Shape class feature, and another Drood zappy to call and send off a sparrow Animal Messenger, lvl2 Spell ahead of you. After that he's nearly spent in terms of zappies, so it's a hard quiet ride for both of you for a day and a half.

When you break out of the forest onto a 3way road, a grimfaced rabble with a covered wagon - a Rhean "Street Circus" - receive you both without a word and make for Whythistle.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 20 Oct 2024 09:13:22 No.6126215 Report

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You report to Seafood first of all, after his shift at Pennmink's Lettery Bard Cantrips: Message, Vicious Mockery.

The most pressing matter to YOU is Gui Li.

Seafood asks you to demonstrate her Martial Arts to him, so you try, with lots of play-by-play explaining.

"So's she pullz the cheaty stikk one side, it becomes a sordy stikk, so'z I fott she'd swing it. But it turnsna a pokeypoke, n she uses her Shifty Footsies, n she's right in muh zone! So's I do a twisty, roit, get aside of the poke, but now it's a sikky, and it's gone fru me ribbz!

Anuvva time I duck off so's she gets the head of her cheaty stikk chopped innada ground, so nachrully I get in forva gibbz. But then the ovva end of her stikk comes up wivva axx on!

N one time when I'z catcht n trappt the stikk inna middle, it breaks into two noiffs in her hands, and I gets stabbt inna titz!

N dat time I'z alreddy lernt up all the new Curry Peed too.

Yez gotsa gidder offa me. Pleez Seafood! She takes muh Times, she takes muh Stuffs, she raids muh napps, n I'z carnt even plupp her rumpypumpy. Pleezy pleez! "

Seafood strokes a beard he doesn't have, then swats you in the face with his carry-home work. You take it. It's just paper.

"No, fool. You need your Unworldly Bride. Being born a "Goblin" is to be born cursed; to this curse you added the deliberate dooming of a young virgin girl, a complete innocent. A Retributive Thunderbolt hangs over you. The Unworldly Matrimony is the surest way to delay its descent until such a time that you are strong enough to survive it."

"B-but yez killt her. Made her yez Pal Buddy. Wazzat do wiv me?"

"Yes I did it; you enabled me; you are complicit. Oneself is of a Realmstage sufficient to endure, even suborn a Sky Splitting Thunderbolt. You are not. You should thank me for getting her to haunt you now, or you would have been struck dead on your day of attainment.

"Stop moaning! The path of Cultivation is full of sacrifice and peril! The path of the so-termed Deviant and Demonic Ways a hundred times so! What is one girl ghost. Who do you have for a Teacher!

"If you must place blame, blame your own arrogance! Your own sloth! Did Shifu not already tell you long before to make a good Marital Home, cook good Oath Dishes for your Bride. Did Shifu not already pass on to you the Foundationals and the Secret Essence of the [Thousand-Segment Carrionpede]. Your Unworldly Bride only got this strong because your neglect motivated her to develop her own Martial Art, while you neglected to train yourself!

"[Plucked Before Spring] is an inferior Form! It relies on her ghostly nature excessively, and needs her victim in her domain for her to bring out its best! YOU learn from Oneself! Be diligent! Be serious! Do not think that just your natural body is enough! Train, faggot!"

>nyerrrh
>shidd

"Yerz, Sweetfudds. Mma do."

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 20 Oct 2024 10:28:15 No.6126224 Report

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You look so miserable at his pronouncements that he finally throws you a hint.

"Give her weapons to kill you with."

"... ... if I gets gibbt by fings I gaves her, I wins? Izzat a fing?"

"No, Fool above Fools! Your Bride desires gifts! Since she wants her Husband's life, what does the Husband give. Think! With your brains, not your bum!"

You scarper off before you really fetch it.

>gibb her gibs to gibb me wif
>huh
>she wants gudd gibs to gibb gudd
>waddif
>waddif I'z gib gibs dat gibb bad.
>dats a bad gib
>but what if it LUKK like it gibb gudd
>so dats a GUDD gib...

You turn it over and over and over in your sponge. There's sumn. Deffo sumn.

Since Seafood is sour with you right now, you'll show him your biggy bossy lewts later, when you're someplace secluded and he won't hit you with them. You want to see the Racist Dance people next, since they already know you succeeded and from what Seafood told you via {SPEEKY CHATTY} previously, they are bigly SUSSY of you.

"Sweetfudds, Mm orf to see the Racist Dance. Needem to top me up sum Stuffs, seeing I'z used a heap jobbing for 'em."

Seafood doesn't look up from whatever he's doing. Copying and writing. Language: Rhean Rude, Dwarf Runa, and legally admissable Road Parle (Common)

"Mm. Go. Don't make deals without me."

"Wotcher."

•••

You put on your Uncle Oats persona, shying and cringing from everyone. You haven't cleaned up since back at the Smugglers' Harbor; you look and smell authentic.

They don't let you in the safe house because you don't have the watchword, past or current. But then you identify yourself and show them a brace of crunched up Diggy hedds for proof, and they let you in.

The goons don't hide that they're impressed, only the Boss does. Rheas are remorseless gossips, and the Drood fuggen told everwun. There are definite results: the Myrmid Buggs are thrown all out of order, mass casualties which they are calling "unprovoked attacks against civilian noncombatants", refusing to explain what so many civ noncoms are doing so near the contested area; the Dorfs are moving in to secure the det site on the suspicion of Wherewithals of Mass Desolation, treating all encountered as involved or hostile; the Rhean Underground, half-anticipating your success, spring raids to vandalize and demoralize Myrmid strongholds to maximize momentum.

It's chaos.

They don't ask you how you did all this with just two boxes of HiMaX; ops on multiple fronts are pushing, they don't have time.

You tell them the two things you want: a resup, and an armsmith.

A good one.

Chai nods, gets one of his henches to take you.

You're headed for Middle Mart.

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Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Sun 20 Oct 2024 11:05:11 No.6126230 Report

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Alright, I'm coming around on it. Maybe we should pull out all the stops for the next ceremony. Buy some HIGH CLASS food just for her. Buy some HIGH CLASS wine just for her. Order the dimmies and Mo Ao to act as entertainment n sheeit, maybe have 'em sing or play some instruments they mighta known in life. Make the house outta some REAL quality stuff, paint it up real nice - spend a fuggin day doing it, two even.
Paint a picture of us pluppin her and hang it in the ceremonial house.
Burn some incense that the rhea told us is perfect for getting someone in the pluppin mood.
Then ceremony the SHIDD outta her. It's not real pluppin but that doesn't mean we shouldn't prep like it is.
I'm tired of getting nearly killed in our sleep. I want her to stop bein a faggit.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 20 Oct 2024 11:13:34 No.6126234 Report

Quoted By: >>6126240 >>6126241 >>6126250 >>6126305

"You want a weapon."

"Yers."

"For a little girl."

"Yers."

"That looks bosserbosser killykilly."

"Yers."

"But is a piece of shit."

"Yers."

"Were you dropped on your head as a baby?"

"Ionno. Wazzat got to do wiv the weapon."

Dhuznund the Dorfy smiff, a not-official liaison between the Peace Keepers and the Township of Whythistle, shoots a look at the hench who brought you here, and finds nothing of use: the hench is as confused as he is.

You offer to pay silver, which he accepts, but it isn't mostly isn't about money.

Your request is retarded.

You excuse yourself one minute, tottle out the place, and get your last full jugg of Stumpy's herby booz out. Dorfs like booz. Pickle his brains and throw coins at him until he says yes, that's your strat.

In the end he does.

You and the hench wobble out, leaning on each other.

Dhuznund wobbles to his forge to piss in the fire.

He doesn't know what he's making, but he's making it.

[QUESTIONS]

Q1: What does Toady request for resup?

Pick ONE:
>Health Potions 2d12 (Small), refills 2/6 [Helff Swigga] each
OR
>HiMaX 2d10
OR
>Grains 3D100
OR
>Supplies 4D100 Stuffs
OR
>WRITE-IN

Q2: What does Toady make Dhuznund make?
Pick ONE:

>An overlong heavy doublehanded weapon, to make Gui Li less accurate, but hurt moar (-2d2 bonus Hit, -2d2 bonus Dodge, -2d2 bonus dmg; base damage becomes 5d2);

>Paired light weapons, to make Gui Li hurt lots less, but moar accurate n shifty (+2d4Hit, +2d4Dodge, -2d4 bonus dmg, base dmg becomes 2d4-2)

>Mismatched combination weapons, to weigh Gui Li down, but give her moar options to hit with (-1d3 bonus Hit, -1d3 bonus Dodge, -1d3 bonus dmg, base dmg becomes 4d3)

[R O L L]
>1D100 gen

40hrs

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sun 20 Oct 2024 12:03:57 No.6126240 Report

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>6126234
>Health Potions 2d12 (Small), refills 2/6 [Helff Swigga] each
for if gui li kills us again...
>An overlong heavy doublehanded weapon, to make Gui Li less accurate, but hurt moar (-2d2 bonus Hit, -2d2 bonus Dodge, -2d2 bonus dmg; base damage becomes 5d2)
idk mebbe zat wun

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Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Sun 20 Oct 2024 12:07:56 No.6126241 Report

Quoted By: >>6126253 >>6127293

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>6126234
>HIGH QUALITY WEDDING CEREMONY STUFFS.
>Paired light weapons, to make Gui Li hurt lots less, but moar accurate n shifty (+2d4Hit, +2d4Dodge, -2d4 bonus dmg, base dmg becomes 2d4-2)
Her damage is za problem. Gotta kill her before we gets killed, dats all. Also two weapons = two gifts, iz betta.

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Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Sun 20 Oct 2024 12:31:21 No.6126250 Report

Quoted By: >>6126252 >>6127293

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>6126234
>Health Potions 2d12 (Small), refills 2/6 [Helff Swigga] each
>An overlong heavy doublehanded weapon, to make Gui Li less accurate, but hurt moar (-2d2 bonus Hit, -2d2 bonus Dodge, -2d2 bonus dmg; base damage becomes 5d2);

If it wouldn't result in a threeway tie I'd have gone with the mismatched combination weapon

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 20 Oct 2024 12:43:19 No.6126252 Report

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>>6126250
don't like toss-ups?

25% is 25%

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 20 Oct 2024 12:45:34 No.6126253 Report

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>>6126241
>2 bits means 2 gifts roit
grubby green hands typed this, kek

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 20 Oct 2024 15:22:52 No.6126275 Report

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Rolled 3, 2, 6, 6, 3, 5, 3, 2, 6, 5, 2, 2, 2, 4, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1, 4, 3, 4, 5, 4, 6 = 88 (25d6)

how many d6 to reach 200 = number of Silver thrown at Dhuznund, +1d12 Grains for material

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 20 Oct 2024 15:24:56 No.6126276 Report

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Rolled 2, 5, 5, 2, 1, 5, 5, 6, 1, 6, 5, 1, 6, 2, 3, 3, 6, 5, 5, 1, 5, 1, 1, 2, 1 = 85 (25d6)

112 remaining; 25 silver thrown

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 20 Oct 2024 15:27:05 No.6126277 Report

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Rolled 2, 2, 3, 4, 2, 5, 1, 6, 5, 4, 4, 3, 4, 6, 5, 5, 2, 1, 2, 4 = 70 (20d6)

27 remaining; 50 silver thrown

last 3 D6 is the Grain cost

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sun 20 Oct 2024 15:28:09 No.6126278 Report

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how are these rolls so low

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 20 Oct 2024 15:29:59 No.6126279 Report

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59 Silvers and 7 Grain deducted

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Anonymous ID:woUdznya Sun 20 Oct 2024 16:12:56 No.6126305 Report

Quoted By: >>6127293

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>6126234
>Health Potions
>An overlong heavy doublehanded weapon, to make Gui Li less accurate, but hurt moar (-2d2 bonus Hit, -2d2 bonus Dodge, -2d2 bonus dmg; base damage becomes 5d2);

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:41:36 No.6127198 Report

Quoted By: >>6127199

Rolled 12, 12 = 24 (2d12)

For the next week Chai scrambles to get your forged papers cleared for passage to Buttondew Hills, another Rhea town within Underground influence, while Dhuznund works on your special order and an onset of depression.

In the meantime Seafood wraps up his doings at Pennmink's "Rhean Bards are the greatest cheats out of a race of thieves." and teaches you the Third Moulting of the Carrionpede far out of the Town.

The Second Moulting got you used to having three weapons at play, the third juggled between your arm- and elbowpits. Seafood corrects you: it's not two knives and stickblade you should be using, but a Bestial Meteor Lash (猛星流鞭; meng3 xing1 liu2 bian1).

To demonstrate, he borrows a heavy rope from you, measures out three cross-torso lengths from it, and knots both ends and two more along the length, equidistant.

Then he asks you to do Starvation Swallowing Sand, then Chasing the Simurgh's Heel to throw-up, ending in a full air-raver, Splitting Three Corpses. Moves from the Second Moulting.

Easy enough. You pick a tree you think fat enough to take the full deal, and GIVVIDIT, taking off three out of five limbs, with Daggy effortlessly chopping a winding stair all the way up the trunk.

Seafood raises an eyebrow, holds comment.

You stand back as you watch him do the same moveset, but slower for your advantage: the rope crosses and rolls across his body, the weighted momentum swinging the knots to thump and brush across the tree; stabs and slashes, if they were blades.

The movements are more fluid than yours, the thumps landing with the force not just of one arm, but arm-shoulder-arm or leg-waist using the body-torque of a Carrionpede Transformation.

The riddle-rhymes of the Third Moulting come in three-peats, sixer-six of em. Seafood doesn't strangle you so many times in teaching you now; your brain's pickup's gotten faster because of all that training.

"The Third Moulting requires living blood; within expectation. But not the blood of cattle; standing meat. To improve you must seek spirited blood; blood that sings. Find it, wake it to full strength, and bathe."

Blood that sings eh. Fighty Ones. And you carnt do 'em cheap. Gotta gibbem face-on.

"We will meet enough of such soon, hmhm, headed where we are. If you seek improvement before then, there are several means.

"Buttondew Hills is larger than Whythistle somewhat, and close to several Human towns. There should be an Adventurer's Guild there. If you register with them you should be grouped with a party; these disappear all the time I hear, hmhm.

"If you would be more discreet, you need not register, merely follow where groups were sent. In this case you might be facing more opponents at a time, since YOU are not taking up space in their party.

>QM rollan Small Health Potion Gettys

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:43:54 No.6127199 Report

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>>6127198
W rolls for once holy

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Tue 22 Oct 2024 03:45:11 No.6127200 Report

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wow, max 24.

Toady rep with the Resistance is topped out.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Tue 22 Oct 2024 04:17:41 No.6127208 Report

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Rolled 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1 = 38 (25d2)

>24 Small Health Pots Getty
>[Helff Swigga] now 5/6
>Balance 22 Pots Pouched

"Another way is to wade in blood. A war is brewing again here, now with three factions, thanks to you. Go into the midst and kill. There will be plenty to kill, so you will improve quickly. The danger is, you cannot tell how many you will meet; should you be insufficient, you will die or be taken; should you leave witnesses, you will be known.

"If you would partake in war yet stay unknown, you can hide yourself from the three factions among a fourth: a great "Orc" horde, somewhere in the hinters past the Myrmid line, North Westly of the Dwarf Fort past Whythistle. If you find them you may elect to go with the main force in their ravages, or with the Goblin auxiliary. In the first you will likely be bullied, then envied; in the second you will meet fewer worthy enemies.

"In neither case will Shifu be with you; in such small affairs there is only blood enough to whet but not satisfy. If you seek the Orcs I shall stay even further off; with just one of YOU the stench is barely tolerable. The odors of forty thousands altogether would be unimaginable.

"Shifu gives you a month and a half to play. 42 Days, once you decide."

•••

"Nyerr, Sweetfudds, anuvva fing. Yez said to bring back Wagon for fixies. How yez fixies."

He gets the Dedder Dust you have left over from Plague Town and does a zappy.

As the sack of Dedder Dust gets moar flopsy, the bashed and cracked plates of Wagon's Natural Armor starts filling out.

"Nyerr, can I do vat."

He just swats at you. He's tired of telling you about your lack of mystic talent.

>Dimm Kult is repaired 1D2 Natural Armor Dur per DD, or 2d3 HP per DD
>Repairing 30Dur for Wagon

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Tue 22 Oct 2024 06:37:12 No.6127276 Report

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>20DD used to fix Wagon

"And who might this be."

"Va Bluddslutt I'z got out from na Cherch cubby Sweetfudds. I fedd her ennuf Buggz dat she grew back."

"Ah. A Vampire. Who knew the Scaromate Paladins kept such pets. Your name."

"Casserfena Melliope. Of the Scaromate Inquiry... Formerly." She said it with a pained look, completely defeated.

"Oh. The Paladin's woman. Is this familiar."

Seafood sleights something from his own Pouch, smaller, neater than yours. Gold brocade silk.

The flash is Sordyfagg's sord, crackling slightly in Seafood's hand, somehow hateful of him. He overpowers its resistance by force. The Bluddslutt visibly flinches at the resulting BLAZE, covering her eyes, crying blood.

"...Pieté...no...no..."

"Hmhmhm. Your man is dead. Your life is over. Your efforts in Derrechston, futile in the end. Tudi! Get out that Grave Servant of mine."

You drag out Moar Oww from the Pouch.

"This was Deacon Omer, formerly of Derrechston. One of the "Velerine Ordinary", is that right."

• Yes, Lord. •

"He has been very useful. Teaching me your Righteous Scriptures and the histories of this land, helping this oaf Disciple of mine in his tasks. Many things. Only usefulness and obedience matter, before Oneself. So tell us how will you be useful, little nun."

She doesn't know what to say, offers nothing.

"Hmhmhmhm. I thought as much. Mo Ao has a full life's worth of experience and knowledge, far more than you, and the few Spells you have from serving your Lady are gone forever. What else is left of use but your body!"

Seafood is already stowing the sord; he's made three cuts at a stroke into the Bluddslutt: parting both shoulders and halving the waist.

She starts screaming, the agony of Undead being cut with a Sanctified Weapon.

"Tudi! Stuff it!"

>nyekk
>deddussy
>dis gonna be dry as fugg

You move forward obediently, parting the legs and lifting the skirt of her botty half.

You get Gobbgantua out of your tuckeroos -

"No! Stuff her mouth!"

>bekh
>reely?

You carry on dumbly, shoving your rancid flaccid goblinhood at her face.

"If yez bites it Bluddbich i'mma - "

"TUDI YOU HORNGOAT FOOL. I MEANT GAG HER SO SHE SHUTS UP."

"nyerr, but I iz maeking her gegg - OGAY OGAY SWEETFUDDS BOSS YES YES MM DOIN MM DOIN "

• Heh •

" (shaddap Bedshit, I'll sort yez square later) "

When you're done gagging her with rope, Seafood comes to caress her face.

"I will never hear "Casserfena Melliope" from your lips ever again. From now on you answer to Le4 Bie2 (樂別) to Oneself; to these others, you are Velery, your own worst enemy. Tudi! Any Living Men's Blood you have no use for, feed it to her; when she regrows, divide her corpse as I have, without touching her head or heart. Thus you will have a ready supply of Corpse Dust for repairs. Hmhmhm!"

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Tue 22 Oct 2024 08:39:24 No.6127293 Report

Quoted By: >>6127303 >>6127321 >>6127385 >>6127601

• My Lord, may I speak. •

"What is it."

• The Goblin has no capacity for magic, yet shall need repairs to myself, the Dimm Kulti, and now the Dimm Beetle and ... Velery, as we go to dangerous places. •

• If it please my Lord, this your servant's Dimm Body may with some aid effect necromantic repair through its {UNHOLY GRASP} Spell-like ability. While your servant is unable at present to use the Grasp effectively in combat, it can be repurposed for repair with a Charm such as my Lord is capable. •

• Though, a caution: a One may become aware of my improvements, and so this body and the Goblin who most benefits from it may come more to ... their... attention. • 

Seafood digs his ear idly, listening. When Moar Oww's done, Seafood passes the buck to you.

"Tudi. Your backside; your decision. And before I forget, hand me the Graincoin for rent. Seven a day for seven days. We are moving after."

(Seafood examines Daggy, closes shop in Whythistle and starts meddling with The Glowy and The Glowy Launcher in tomorrow's fillerpost)

[THOUSAND-SEGMENT CARRIONPEDE: THIRD MOULTING] UNLOCKED
>0(/2)% Dodge
>0(/8)% Hit
>0(/8) Damage
>Overkill 1 unlocked at 14/18 upgrade points
>1D3 LMs of Heroic Blood required per upgrade point

[MULTIPLE CHOICE]

Seafood has granted Toady 42 Days trainan time for [TSCP III].

How does Toady use them.

CHOOSE ONE:

>Go with the flow; pursue Seafood's Heist. Anyone you gibb along the way is enough. Maybe.

OR

>Register with the Adventurer's Guild in Buttondew Hills then fight your assigned party; you will be leaving a trace for investigators, penalty to your WANTED 1D1000

OR

>Hunt down the membership of the Adventurer's Guild in Buttondew Hills; no trace of you on Guild records, but you will need to hunt the Party, and it will have at least one person more in it.

OR

>Join the biggy scrum wots coming up between the Dorfs, Myrmids, Rheas, and whoever else, as an unaffiliated equal opportunity killer. If you don't perform well enough, you might die, get captured, or get noticed.

OR

>Prod the Orc horde neighboring the Myrmid territories to join the three-way scrum, masking your presence with theirs.
>If this, choose to run with the main body, where you will be bullied and encounter social difficulty
>OR
>Go with the Goblin baggage rabble; there will only be the usual annoying Gobby shit, but you probably won't meet as many Fighty Ones, since the auxiliary are just used to draw fire and mopup.

OR

>You got Church Inquirors 1D2+1 and Road Warders 1D3+1 hunting you already. Hunting them right back might make the problem go away for ever, or get bigger.

OR

>WRITE-IN UR SUPERCREASED GALAXYSPONGE IDEES

[YESNO]
>Have Seafood make a Repair Trinkkitt for Moar Oww so's he can fix hisself, Dimmies, Wagon, & Bluddslutt, 4D10+4 DD cost. But Dimmu Queen will know. Y/N

>>6126305
>>6126278
>>6126250
>>6126241
>>6126240

BoA 80 slotted.

~36hrs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Tue 22 Oct 2024 09:30:12 No.6127303 Report

Quoted By: >>6128406

>>6127293
I GOT ME AN IDEAR.
>Go and establish a FIGHT CLUB in the nearby Orc horde. Give in to the frenzy of battle with them in (relative) safety, and with reliable sparring partners! Who knows, maybe you'll even get lucky and beat up their bosser, making YOU the new orc bosser.
Seafood doesn't know how gobbos and orcs work. But we do. This is roight up their alley, it is.
>N, cuck the dimmu queen even more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Tue 22 Oct 2024 12:04:53 No.6127321 Report

Quoted By: >>6128406

>>6127293
>Go and establish a FIGHT CLUB in the nearby Orc horde. Give in to the frenzy of battle with them in (relative) safety, and with reliable sparring partners! Who knows, maybe you'll even get lucky and beat up their bosser, making YOU the new orc bosser.
>Have Seafood make a Repair Trinkkitt for Moar Oww so's he can fix hisself, Dimmies, Wagon, & Bluddslutt, 4D10+4 DD cost. But Dimmu Queen will know. Y

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Tue 22 Oct 2024 15:23:56 No.6127385 Report

Quoted By: >>6127565

>>6127293
while
>Go and establish a FIGHT CLUB in the nearby Orc horde. Give in to the frenzy of battle with them in (relative) safety, and with reliable sparring partners! Who knows, maybe you'll even get lucky and beat up their bosser, making YOU the new orc bosser.
doesnt sound bad, i am unsure if we would get enough LM that way

so i will go with this
>Hunt down the membership of the Adventurer's Guild in Buttondew Hills; no trace of you on Guild records, but you will need to hunt the Party, and it will have at least one person more in it.
and
>No

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Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Tue 22 Oct 2024 23:36:20 No.6127565 Report

Quoted By: >>6127572

>>6127385
I think itll be the most reliable source of LM. Think about it: 1v1 deathmatches. As many as you want in a day. Healing and rest periods when you want. maybe even 1v2 or more if you want a challenge. thousands of willing participants.
Other options you gotta hunt for enemies. These come right to us!

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:07:26 No.6127572 Report

Quoted By: >>6127579

>>6127565
if QM lets it work like that
will the orcs really let us kill them one after the other?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 23 Oct 2024 00:17:21 No.6127579 Report

Quoted By: >>6128406

>>6127572
It's about bloodshed! Bloodsports are bound to be popular among Orcs and Goblins. The strong thrive and the weak die! That's just the way things are. And what better way to prove that you're STRONGER than everyone else by putting your life on the line in the arena? If you don't, you must be a COWARD and a PUSSY.
Besides, if they can't kill a lowly goblin, they deserved to die!

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:14:28 No.6127599 Report

Quoted By:

There will be moar Heroic LM to bathe in at the Orc Battlegrounds in a shorter time compared to hunting the membership of AG.

that's all QM will divulge at this time.

Waiting for regular 4th Droog to weigh in first.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4GqiyHnv Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:22:06 No.6127601 Report

Quoted By: >>6128406

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 23 Oct 2024 01:30:17 No.6127604 Report

Quoted By: >>6127615

ORKY FOIT CLOBB ITTIZ

ANVA DIMM BOSSBICH CAN EAT SHITT

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 23 Oct 2024 02:07:11 No.6127615 Report

Quoted By: >>6128406

>>6127604
lets beat up those orcs and get some orcussy!

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 23 Oct 2024 05:48:46 No.6127830 Report

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~~FILLER POST~~

"Tudi. Let me see the Sky Piercing Dagger."

You do, not drawing it out of its holder. When Seafood reaches out for it you present it hilt first.

Seafood is... impressed, you think.

"A partial restoration of the Paragon Core. Even basal, this must have taken a lot of power at once. What did you find in the City under the earth."

So you tell him: smarty Buggz from the outside trying to dig through sealed stone portals from the surface; fungus chambers, some crunchy some itchy; buried sleepies like Wagon; dummy Buggz colonizing the heated chamber housing The Glowy; Her Temple that got blasted by The Glowy; a City full of Dimmy things you didn't stop to find out; a biggy metal room with lots of gubbins, n Da Glowy Gunn on the ceiling.

You remember not remembering for a while after trying to cut through the sproingsproing holding up the Gunn, and a little after that noticing that Daggy now always went nnnn.

Seafood's talking to himself.

"An Earthed Thunder Circuit Array. ? Put to such poor use. ? Inconceivable. Unless. An immense development in material Dao, dangerously maintained, may equal an advanced array in power. They were desperate; a scorpion striking a snake...

"Tudi. Show me this "Glowy Gunn." "

You try to, stretching out the Pouch with your two feet spread and heaving the Gunn from the middle. Past a certain point, quite early on, you carnt hup it out any more.

" Id's too biggy Sweetfudds. I'z carnt."

Seafood tries and carnt either, needing two chanty squiggles on the ground before he's capable, and even then there's hairline cracks appearing on his body.

"This is the weapon that destroyed the Temple."

"Nar, just biggy chunk off the top and da boss altar. It blarsted everfin in the Temple to bits tho; I mean va biggy mobbs wots mobbing up inna."

"A troop gathering. How many."

You start counting on your fingies.

"Many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many Lots. Around dat many, I fink. But derr all chunks n bitz tho, freezy inna dried melty rocks. "

"Hm. Radiant damage perhaps. ? Let's see this "Glowy"."

"Nyerr. Itz reel hotts Sweetfudds. I'z gots toastid tryna bag it. N it'z hevvy. Need Wagon n a hooky rope to tow it."

"Useless! Give me the Pouch."

You do; Seafood does another charm and hauls it out barehanded. The hairline cracks on him lengthen. He doesn't care.

"Hm. Amusing. Very amusing. A source of unremitting plain Yang will have its uses. Good find, Tudi."

He puts some squiggles on them all over, which seems to make them handle easier, and confiscates them from you with no explanation.

You expected this, just like you expect to get reel guddygudd benefits from his leavings once he's done; something you never have gotten on your own in ten thousand years of trying.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 23 Oct 2024 07:39:33 No.6127896 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1 = 17 (11d2)

It's been a week.

Seafood's packed, headed for Buttondew Hills, and your Rhea Racist Dance guide taking you past the Dorf Forts to the Orky Place in Buggland is waiting down Main with four ponies.

The one thing left to collect is Gui Li's new weapon. You've paid a hock of silver for it just to make her kill you less hard, and you're not about to forget your investment.

The workshop is cold when you reach it, nothing lit.

It all smells of metal in there, so you can't make out which lumpy shape is Dhuznund.

A slow ooze of baccy smoke marks him out, and even then you have trouble spotting him: he's completely still, covered in grime and soot, lying on a pile of coalcrumbs and junked bits.

His eyes don't open. You're about to oy him when his beard mumbles.

"Take it. Get out."

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 23 Oct 2024 08:05:02 No.6127904 Report

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That Dorf really delivered.

It's tall as a Humie pole weapon, got a weight on one end like a Dorfy basher, all kinds of ugly-gnarlies like a S&M Binny made it, and the pointies barely sharp like a Gobby made it.

Perfect.

[GOOD BAD-GIFT]
> -2% Hit, -3% Dodge, -4 bonus dmg
>Gui Li base damage now 8
>This will be destroyed if Gui Li is beaten twice while using it
>OR if Toady presents her a new Good Bad-Gift

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 24 Oct 2024 03:42:03 No.6128363 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 44, 48, 49, 52, 70, 42, 92, 2, 59, 80, 40, 6, 32, 63, 84, 61, 55, 12, 23, 93, 4, 61, 65, 20, 72 = 1229 (25d100)

rolling for days taken to travel to the Orcs

how many dice it takes to get 3 x 50+

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 24 Oct 2024 05:14:44 No.6128403 Report

Quoted By: >>6128408 >>6128433 >>6128442 >>6128444

Rolled 10, 4, 6, 1, 10, 10, 9, 1 = 51 (8d10)

>34 Days Off Remaining
>Rolling for 8 days hire of Rhea guide and ponies, in Grains

You're off. With all the Peace Keeper attention swiveled in the direction of the Dimm City blow-out, the Rhea guide takes you a longish way round.

In a couple days you're past the Dorfy Forts; couple days after that, the Rhea begs off: the Orcs are getting close enough to smell, which means they can also smell back, if the wind is right.

The ponies are cowed jittery, ready to bolt at any big noise or movement; you're not confident you won't be tossed and stomped by them when that happens, so fine, you let the faggot leave. The longer they take means the moar YOU pay, anyway. You're richer than most of most goblins 99.99%; that doesn't mean you don't feel the pinch.

>ahh fuggit
>it'z me jollydays

You're in the territory of YOUr people now. Hotter, mustier jungle, and not because of the natural climate this part of the world: the farts and shits and foliage destruction of YOUr kind have the effect of overhauling the greenery after a few years.

Orcs and Gobbs are the same species GS lore; SpiderSnailDM, GS' OverGod, cribs 40K or Tolkien., Orcs usually being bred out of larger breedstock like centaurs, or Goblins that have survived 10 years of life or more as melee fighters. That this place is known to the Weak Races as Orc Territory means it's been here awhile, with plenty strong 'uns, meaning there's a OrcBoss or Bosses here wot got da chops.

Weird that you haven't heard any news about Orc or Gobby raids this whole time though; a supermobb big and organized enough to hold territory would have gone krumpen and raepen lots.

It's what YOU would have done, without Seafood looming over you, making you lern.

But you don't dwell on it; you'll find out soon.

•••

When scouting for Orcs n Gobbs first of all yez gotsa to be sneeky, which YOU are plenty; greenies go vewy vewy qwiet when there's suddenly new smells and sounds about.

Good for YOU that you smell quite Gobby with no effort, and you're quiet by second nature these days.

Following your schnozz is not much use around here: everywhere's shitz n fartz, nothing stands out in the open except a pervading rust, the general direction of the closest Orc sprawl.

What you follow is your ears: Orcs are noisy, a bad habit that comes from winning so hard at life that they've growed old and swole. Sounds reach you: shouty swearing laughing krumping kludging: rhythmic metal bashings and scrapings of Orc KludgeSmartz making choppaz and backup-backup choppaz and sharping them up.

You're near enough.

Time nah make yer entrance.

[CHOICE]

>Make like a BOSS:
>Full kit, all weapons, riding yer BOSSWAGON BEETLE
>Ur gonna get envied and challenged, but that's going to happen anyway sooner or l8r.
>Might as well NOW, make them react with no prep.

OR

>Make like a gretchin:
>mostly nakey, shivs only.
>you can allus surprise them l8r hard
>waste 1d3 days, +15 sneekibreeki bonus

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 24 Oct 2024 05:20:34 No.6128406 Report

Quoted By:

>>6127615
>>6127601
>>6127579
>>6127321
>>6127303

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Thu 24 Oct 2024 05:20:37 No.6128408 Report

Quoted By: >>6128461

>>6128403
option 1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uPh78n9Y Thu 24 Oct 2024 06:37:31 No.6128433 Report

Quoted By: >>6128461

>>6128403
>Make like a BOSS:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Thu 24 Oct 2024 07:03:30 No.6128442 Report

Quoted By: >>6128461

>>6128403
>Make like a BOSS:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Thu 24 Oct 2024 07:23:33 No.6128444 Report

Quoted By: >>6128461

>>6128403
>Make like a BOSS:
>Full kit, all weapons, riding yer BOSSWAGON BEETLE
>Ur gonna get envied and challenged, but that's going to happen anyway sooner or l8r.
>Might as well NOW, make them react with no prep.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 24 Oct 2024 07:56:07 No.6128448 Report

Quoted By:

Youre going to walk in like a BOSS and make a scene.

Youve got moar Stuffs and kit than any twenty greenies together, not even counting Daggy, Pouchy, or Trinkkittz.

You deserve it.

Whatever's going on stops at the sight of you: full Quality Kludge on, slicey dicey stick-blade in one hand, the other on Wagon's girding.

Daggy and Noiffy are at your armpits, Daggy bound in its holder with string, in case someone tries yanking it.

Of course nearly immediately the Gobbies start clamoring:

"ey! eyy! Whurjoo gidd allis Stuffs nyerr?"

"Givvus a gibs, cumman, tightfist! I wanza cutty wun!"

"Ooh ooh I wanna ride da beetl!"

They'll be groping your kit trying to yoink things in a minute, and the minute after that squabble and fight you. Yez gotsa put up a pecking order.

You point at the noisiest, nearest one in front, that one wots wantsa ride.

Wagon lurches, caliper clamps open. The Gobbies at the front see it coming and try to back off, but they're kept in place by the press of Gobbies from the back tryna see; two Gobbies get clamped and begin to get scissor-pressed, screaming. Wagon's mouf-crunchy action is much slower now that he's Dimm, but the serrated calipers still work.

Two moar that try to climb up get slashed with your stickblade.

They don't spill much blood, but their screams are pitched terror and dismay: their worlds have gone dark, and they start to realize it will be ever so.

You feel no remorse, because you are a Goblin: they are doing what YOU would have done, and YOU have done what stopped them. It's not like you know em.

"EYY. YEW LOTZ KIN FUGGOF. WHURZA BOSS. WE GATZ BIZNIZ.[/spoiler:lit]" You bellow hard, with your belly; you have to, to be heard over the two still screaming chorus in Wagon's mouf, and to be felt.

The Gobbs part a bit, pointing you: thataway, where there are Orcs starting to stand up and look YOUr way.

You start to enter the proppa Orky part of the settlement when Trubble comes knocking.

A Bullybugger gets up to block your path.

"Woi, titchy." He's standing tall, arms folded, but he's got just tuckeroos on, and a smally for him axx tucked in the back. The way his pals are still lounging and grinning at YOU means they probably won't cut in. At least not at first.

"Wat grigger." Your voice is level. You've seen far worse than him in a mirror.

He doesn't like that he can't make you cringe with just a grin; he bunches up his arms and shoulders, grinns bigger.

"Oi finks yez gotz sumn a moin, Titchy."

"Lemme guess. Alluv it roit. Kizz my arzz Bitchtits. Fuggout me way 'fore I ride yer frunnaya buttbuddies."

This is a new experience for him, a Gobby not just giving up its toys when arsked nicely.

He glances at his pals. You givvidim.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 24 Oct 2024 08:49:15 No.6128461 Report

Quoted By: >>6128466 >>6128479 >>6128480 >>6128534 >>6128540 >>6128550

[HOW GIVVIT]

Q1:
>SHOWEM DA CARRIONPEDE Y/N
>Y means no trump card later
>N means only 1 weapon @ 5dmg + 4bonusdmg, +2% Dodge, +4% Hit

Q2:

>SUICIDEY
>Defensive
>Offensive

Q3:

>CHARGE ON BEETLEBACK NARR
>Wagon attempts a CLAMP
>Orc is unarmed, unprepared
>Buddies more likely to jump in when this chump starts losing
>No Heroic LM, you just want to see how tuff dey are.
>AND itz fun.

OR

>Dismount, wait for him to arm and ready
>1D2 Heroic LM
>Buddies may still fight you later, but they won't interfere in this fight
>It'z not proppa Orky to pitch in when a gretchin's got dis much bollz.
>Zargnag can woip hiz own arz diz toim.

[R O L L]

>6D100, for 3 rounds
>Everyone

>>6128444
>>6128442
>>6128433
>>6128408

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Thu 24 Oct 2024 09:04:09 No.6128466 Report

Quoted By: >>6129036

Rolled 71, 74, 72, 93, 65, 7 = 382 (6d100)

>>6128461
>Q1:
>N
Q2:
>Defensive

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 24 Oct 2024 09:04:42 No.6128467 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2, 1, 2, 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 3, 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 1 = 37 (18d3)

rollan total Heroic LM needed for TSCP III

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 24 Oct 2024 09:07:32 No.6128469 Report

Quoted By:

Translates to 2 Heroic LM per TSCP Upgrade Point

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Thu 24 Oct 2024 09:55:54 No.6128479 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 47, 1, 2, 13, 79, 59 = 201 (6d100)

>>6128461
>Y means no trump card later
Show 'em we mean business. NOT TO FUCK WITH US.
>Offensive
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
BALLS FOR THE BALL LORD!
>Dismount, wait for him to arm and ready
Da fight club starts NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Thu 24 Oct 2024 09:57:15 No.6128480 Report

Quoted By: >>6129036

Rolled 38, 20, 25, 94, 78, 55 = 310 (6d100)

>>6128461
>Y means no trump card later
Show 'em we mean business. NOT TO FUCK WITH US.
>Offensive
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
BALLS FOR THE BALL LORD!
>Dismount, wait for him to arm and ready
Da fight club starts NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fYxKTqUu Thu 24 Oct 2024 13:23:01 No.6128534 Report

Quoted By: >>6128536

>>6128461
>yes
>dismount
>offensive

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fYxKTqUu Thu 24 Oct 2024 13:24:16 No.6128536 Report

Quoted By: >>6129036

Rolled 6, 77, 34, 57, 21, 99 = 294 (6d100)

>>6128534
Come on dice, wake up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lC2e01vf Thu 24 Oct 2024 13:50:24 No.6128540 Report

Quoted By: >>6129036

Rolled 77, 89, 76, 35, 70, 20 = 367 (6d100)

>>6128461
1. Nyer
2. Defensive (test da git)
3. Dismount (wez gots a new bich to ride)

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 24 Oct 2024 14:24:35 No.6128548 Report

Quoted By:

Q1:
>2 Y, 2 N

Q2:
>2 Defensive, 2 Offensive

Q3:
>3 Dismount

Current BoA
>R1: 77, 89
>R2: 76, 94
>R3: 78, 99

Votes and Rolls still open

Close+Writan in 14hrs

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Thu 24 Oct 2024 14:30:02 No.6128550 Report

Quoted By: >>6128893 >>6129036

Rolled 59, 22, 7, 74, 97, 3 = 262 (6d100)

>>6128461
>SHOWEM DA CARRIONPEDE Y
>SUICIDEY
>Dismount, wait for him to arm and ready

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 24 Oct 2024 17:41:20 No.6128615 Report

Quoted By:

R3 now 97, 99

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SRWptHUq Fri 25 Oct 2024 02:35:21 No.6128893 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 85, 37, 83, 65, 15, 35 = 320 (6d100)

>>6128550
+1

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 25 Oct 2024 03:38:11 No.6128947 Report

Quoted By:

Dice 1÷12+24 = HP
Dice 2÷12+3 = Dmg
Dice 3&4 = Defensive Attack

No armor, no skillz.

DOITTUEM

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 25 Oct 2024 03:40:20 No.6128949 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 41, 50, 81, 83 = 255 (4d100)

>R1: 85, 89
>R2: 83, 94
>R3: 97, 99

dice didn't roll; rollan again

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 25 Oct 2024 03:51:23 No.6128959 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 73, 18, 8, 54 = 153 (4d100)

2nd contestant CARMAN DARRRN

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Fri 25 Oct 2024 04:01:14 No.6128963 Report

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1, 2= HP A
3, 4= HP B
5, 6= Dmg A
7, 8= Dmg B

9, 10= Aggressive
11, 12 = Aggressive

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 25 Oct 2024 04:37:07 No.6128980 Report

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When his stance is squared, the choppa out of the tuckeroos and firm in hand, you give him one more beat, no more excuses, then drop into Form and scrabble for him.

Zargnag keeps defensive, holding back, his eyes trying to follow your weird way of moving: taking three steps for one step's distance, always heading for his voonerables.

His stance is wide: since you're low, near flat on the ground, he has to wait for you to stand still before tryna chop yer.

You give him that: you freeze right at his feet, half-raise off the floor like you're going to fly at him - HE CHOPPS! MISSES!! - then drop back down and under him, slashing both heels and, with a hup, driving nearly all of the stikkblade into his bugghole.

He can already twigg the conclusion: he's gibbz

>Toady Attack 89+10 VS SCRUBLOL 83
>HIT 29 Dmg
>= -2/27HP

>LOSER Attack 81 VS Toady 85+2
>WIFF

You're up his toppling body in one beat, your knees to his neck as he lands.

He's shouting in pain, but squeezes his voice shut when you yank his head back and show him Daggy.

The deddniss in your voice makes everything clear to him.

"Toljer I wuz gonna ride yer. Narr, yez gotta sumn na moin. I'm jezt gunna take it ogay. Fanks Bichtitz, I'z knew yer wuddnt moind."

Then you start scalping him, and he starts bellowing, blood diarrhea still splurting from his arz.

None of his buttbuddies stop you. A few get up. Not to try to staunch the blood or save him or nuffin: YOUre now worth foitn, and the Gobbies bunched up behind you are starting to point and chatter like your win is their win.

They have to lay down a pecking order.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 25 Oct 2024 05:56:56 No.6129010 Report

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The next 'un's up. He gives you time to extract your stikkblade out of Bichtitz' backside and wipe it orf on the loser's tuckeroos.

Already the Gobbos are inching up behind you, waiting for you to turn your attention away so they can drag the weakly struggling Loser into their midst and eat him.

Not everyday they get to eat good dense meat; you kill makes it their kill, in a way, and their ravenous spite is YOUr ravenous spite, in a way. You don't have the stomach to eat a whole Orc alive; they do. Kind of an equal trade really.

You finish wiping off the stikkblade, throw some dert on it to make the grip good, take Stance.

One beat's grace, then you both charge.

>Toady Attack 94+10 VS NOOBLOL 8
>HIT 29 Dmg
>= 1/30HP

>NOOBKEK Attack 54 VS Toady 83+2
>M-M-M-MISS

The first grigger hadn't done well tryna chop down at yer, so this one's swinging wild, side to side.

You do a little dancing, swaying to soundless contrary wind, then leap into his swing, using the force of it to hup yourself off the ground, then throwing your own gained momentum into his opened arm, taking it off at the elbow.

He screams of course, then brings up a smally backup noiff from his back - but you've already climbed up his back, standing on the shoulder with the chopped arm.

He might still hit you if he tries; he feels Daggy pressing on his froat, warm red flowing down it. He looks into your eyes. You can nearly ready his throughts: he thinks you're going to shake your head in a slow cautionary no.

You nod vigorously and cheerily instead.

"Yyerrrs, faggit. Pleez waste moi toim."

He drops the noiff, groaning through gritted teef as you scalp him. This 'un's tuffer, but not by much.

By the time you jump off him, his arm's vanished into the crowd to a series of scrunches. The Gobbies eat with their meofs open, a feast for their eyes and tumtums. Dinner theater.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 25 Oct 2024 06:18:45 No.6129017 Report

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Bellows from behind you.

YOUre worth at least two Orcs now, not a scratch in you.

The rest of the buttbuddies find their balls and charge.

>QM rollan lost dice

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 25 Oct 2024 06:19:48 No.6129018 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 50, 66, 76, 65, 72, 59, 61, 5, 94, 63, 5, 90 = 706 (12d100)

whurrs me foggen DOICE

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Fri 25 Oct 2024 07:17:32 No.6129036 Report

Quoted By: >>6129045 >>6129066 >>6129068 >>6129181 >>6129200

VictimClub:
Extra1: 28HP, 9Dmg
Extra2: 30HP, 8Dmg
Extra3: 32HP, 8Dmg

They's jumping you from the back, three to one: VATS what YOUr worth.

They ARE going to land hits, but YOUve already twigged you can take out one nakey Orc with a full combochain, so you charge the group of them SUICIDEY.

>Toady 97+10 vs LOL 76
>HIT
>GIBBT

You carnt kill clean with three Orcs dogpiling you, but that's fine: Carrionpede was never clean.

You meet the blow of the first one head on. He almost has time to smile before you plant Daggy in his belly, push up innada heart, and Noiffy into his side, then hard across, the sudden ⊥ opening up his middle I to a river of guts.

The second one WHOKKs you from the back, then slips in the guts hard, and you're on him: side of the neck wif Daggy, Noiffy in his eye to hold his head still, allowing Daggy to drag down the chest, halving the heart.

The third faggot, fatty fucker, fetches you across the back with a kludge basher before you can finish the job on the second faggot.

The Gobbies rooting for YOU pitch in with a few sneeki cheapshots, just enough to get the second faggot disarmed, so he can watch himself pump and bleed out with the last of his brains.

You round on the third fucker but he's backed off, away from your ring of supporters.

There are moar Orcs standing up now on the Orc side, none of them laughing. Several have put on their Kludge Armor. YOUve made them look bad. If they don't tryda krump yer, they will always doubt whether they were ever Proppa Orky

They're not going to help the fatty survivor. He's good as dead, seeing how killy you've proven.

You're pretty licked up too. You're going to finish the fat bastich, that's a given. The rest of them, well.

[TOADY]
>-6 HP, -6Dur
>16/22HP, 9Dur

[CHOICE]

Toady will take a Helff Swigg before his next scrap, if it happens.

The upcoming Orcs are older than the first lot.

They will 1v1 Toady, but will be armored.

Say sumn Toady.

>"WHO ELSE WANTS SUM." (take on moar challengers, tuffyer, 1v1)

OR

>"Nyerr, veyy starded it..." (Finish the fatty and youre done. Faggot.)

OR

>"I SMELL KUCKS IN HERE." (WAAARGH)

[STRAT]

>SUICIDEY
>Defensive
>Offensive

[R O L L]

>8D100:
>2d vs last of the VictimClub
>6d for the next three rounds

>>6128550
>>6128540
>>6128536
>>6128480
>>6128466

40hrs.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 25 Oct 2024 07:26:36 No.6129041 Report

Quoted By: >>6129057

Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2 = 7 (4d2)

note on WAAAGH:

1D2 +1 Orcs will face you per matchup, but the Goblin mobb will chip in.

QM rollan current Heroic LM gains for TSCP III; 2 LM per upgrade point

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 25 Oct 2024 07:31:23 No.6129042 Report

Quoted By:

gained 2% Dodge and 1% Hit from your fresh kills.

Balance 0.5% Hit gain is recorded, just not effected.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Fri 25 Oct 2024 07:54:40 No.6129045 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 39, 76, 49, 80, 55, 81, 29, 54 = 463 (8d100)

>>6129036
>"WHO ELSE WANTS SUM." (take on moar challengers, tuffyer, 1v1)
>Offensive

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 25 Oct 2024 08:58:39 No.6129057 Report

Quoted By:

ADD NOTE:

EVERYBODY ROLLS FROM NOW ON

Also see >>6129041 for WAAAGH option

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FV2hAn0O Fri 25 Oct 2024 09:42:44 No.6129066 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48, 15, 40, 70, 83, 85, 8, 6 = 355 (8d100)

>>6129036
>"WHO ELSE WANTS SUM." (take on moar challengers, tuffyer, 1v1)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Fri 25 Oct 2024 09:57:23 No.6129068 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 52, 42, 50, 94, 59, 1, 5, 99 = 402 (8d100)

>>6129036
>"WHO ELSE WANTS SUM." (take on moar challengers, tuffyer, 1v1)
>Defensive

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XdfCcB2v Fri 25 Oct 2024 16:37:07 No.6129181 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 13, 12, 79, 12, 91, 51, 59, 40 = 357 (8d100)

>>6129036
>"WHO ELSE WANTS SUM." (take on moar challengers, tuffyer, 1v1)
>Offensive
>Deys see me rollin', dey 'atin...

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Fri 25 Oct 2024 17:27:35 No.6129200 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7, 92, 4, 42, 94, 96, 31, 15 = 381 (8d100)

>>6129036
>"I SMELL KUCKS IN HERE." (WAAARGH)
>Offensive

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sat 26 Oct 2024 02:41:50 No.6129413 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 70, 36, 34, 78, 8, 25, 61, 53 = 365 (8d100)

BoA

Vs Victim3: 52, 92

Vs Challenger1: 79, 94 || 96, 85 || 59, 99

>"WHO ELSE WANTS SUM."
>Offensive

Rollan Victim3 and Challenger 1

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sat 26 Oct 2024 03:14:33 No.6129438 Report

Quoted By: >>6129452

Rolled 100, 67, 76, 42, 29, 13 = 327 (6d100)

"C'mon Tubbo. Yer buttbuddies rr waitn."

"WAAAAAH" He bello s alone. No one's joining. He squeaks a little at the end, lal.

In spite of his shout he's keeping his basher across and ahead; tryna keep YOU out.

Nope.

>Toady 92+11 vs Victim3 70
>HIT
>3/32HP

>Victim3 36 vs Toady 52+4
>WIFF

You don't try to open his gut, he's got so much of it you might not get all the way through.

Since he's so nice to offer you his kludge basher, you accept: the Carrionpede slithers up the haft and long wound begins from the backs of his hands up his arms, a short renovation of the face, and as he flails trying to smack you, a slashy cascade down his back, taking out sinews at the side of the waist, the backs of the knees.

You're reset and ready for anuvva combo, finish him orf, when a full-sized longchoppa comes in from the sidelines, into his shoulders.

Fatty's on his knees. His last moments.

Two moar matter-of-fact chops splits his head open.

Your challenger has armor and helmet on, anna longchoppa.

"Mm cuttn queue."

"Yer funnerlal."

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sat 26 Oct 2024 03:40:45 No.6129452 Report

Quoted By:

>>6129438
of course it wasnt enough we got a 1 already...

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 26 Oct 2024 04:27:16 No.6129475 Report

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Rolled 49, 94 = 143 (2d100)

>24+10+10HP for dat 100
>12Dmg
>Aggressive
>Kludge Armor 10Dur, 3 rounded up per Dur

This one's fatty too, except it'z all meats. All his kit is kludge, meaning he hasn't been raiding; if he's still grown this big, means he's big on green meat.

You can respect that. Green meat is the only kind YOU know of wot fights all the way down.

The Orky idee of defense is mostly big shoulder plates with spikes on and a helmet, because ideally a Orc should always be charging face first.

The Orky charge scares most Weak Races into attacking the part of the Orc that's coming at them first and fastest: the face and shoulders.

Youre not scared as such, of course. It'z just that he's four times your body weight with armor on. Just him falling on you might be a problem.

Fuggit: KILLYKILLY SARIACHI 

>Toady 94+11 Vs Challenger1 42
>HIT
>-6Dur -5HP from normal weapons
>-4Dur -2HP from Vorpal
>0Dur, 37HP

You don't immediately cut meat, and when you do it's short and shallow: his armor soaks the worst of what you give out. You're still not strong as you'd like to be.

You shock him plenty though: between yer l337 Carrionpede Skillz and Daggy bullying classical mechanical physics, his kludge armor gets chipped off him so fast he's stripped like boiled prawn, peeled right down to meat in one pull.

His startled look settles into a snarl. Maybe the beginnings of fear.

It takes you one beat exactly to skid and reset from your raver rush; he uses it to catch up, the axx golfing in at your back, brushing sparks from the stoney ground.

>Challenger1 76 vs Toady 79+4
>WIFF

NOPE.

And you're back at him, showing him how it's done: double instep, double kneecap, two the thigh, two the side, one armpit!

At least, that's what you meant to do. What you actually did was step in a glop of the dead fatso's brains and slow down just enough to get YOU goalkicked. No real damage since he caught you in the chest, the full impact of the kick is wasted by your scrawny body getting lifted off, but your combo's cancelled and you land on your head, grogged.

>Toady Crit Fail attack 1
>Two turns 1xDef Only

He stomps in after you, his snarl beginning to curl into a sneer.

>Challenger1 29 vs Toady 85+4-20
>STILL WIFF

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 26 Oct 2024 04:43:41 No.6129486 Report

Quoted By: >>6129503 >>6129511 >>6129513 >>6129514 >>6129516 >>6129519

Rolled 4, 3, 6, 3, 7, 6, 3, 3, 2, 1, 3, 6, 5, 5, 5, 6, 1, 7, 8, 5, 8, 1, 7, 4, 8 = 117 (25d8)

He notices that you've slowed, doesn't waste strength roaring, just charges. You can still skuttle.

>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

You do your best, using the slight improvement to your lateral speed to make things just a little harder for him. It's not enough: the longchoppa comes down, splitting a shoulderplate and taking part of your underrigging with it. Your back feels a little bare too.

The Orc openly smirks at you, smacking the wrenched bits of your Quality Kludge still stuck on his blade.

>Challenger1 94 vs Toady 59+4
>OOF
>-3Dur -3HP
>Toady 6Dur 17HP

[R O L L]
>10D100
>everyone

>QM rollan how many Orcs still want a piece of you.
>The number of D8 it takes to hit a 1.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 26 Oct 2024 04:46:35 No.6129488 Report

Quoted By:

10 Lads think they can take you.

Do your best gretchin. Or your worst.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sat 26 Oct 2024 05:11:44 No.6129503 Report

Quoted By: >>6129512

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>6129486
help

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Sat 26 Oct 2024 05:34:36 No.6129511 Report

Quoted By: >>6129520 >>6129615

Rolled 81, 93, 84, 100, 26, 56, 11, 39, 4, 13 = 507 (10d100)

>>6129486
Nyerr, is this guy the boss?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 26 Oct 2024 05:34:59 No.6129512 Report

Quoted By: >>6129518

>>6129503
10d100 Bobo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Sat 26 Oct 2024 05:35:16 No.6129513 Report

Quoted By: >>6129514 >>6129516

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>6129486

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Sat 26 Oct 2024 05:36:17 No.6129514 Report

Quoted By:

>>6129486
>>6129513
Whoops misread what to roll so here are the other 9

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Sat 26 Oct 2024 05:37:45 No.6129516 Report

Quoted By: >>6129615

Rolled 23, 90, 90, 9, 91, 77, 49, 5, 44 = 478 (9d100)

>>6129486
>>6129513 (You)
Whoops misread what to roll so here are the other 9

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sat 26 Oct 2024 05:39:16 No.6129518 Report

Quoted By: >>6129615

Rolled 73, 18, 45, 3, 14, 23, 77, 76, 16 = 345 (9d100)

>>6129512
whoops (damn how many dice will you let us roll next)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GfSzNtoK Sat 26 Oct 2024 05:41:38 No.6129519 Report

Quoted By: >>6129524 >>6129615 >>6131932

Rolled 64, 43, 64, 48, 62, 1, 77, 40, 98, 49 = 546 (10d100)

>>6129486
Wer still standin'
We should probably get some tricks up our sleeves for future fights. Playing it straight is honorable and all, but we're in it to win it, and we're a gibbo. Smoke/flash bombs, chain-hooks/claws, razor wires, caltrops, and the like. With the way we climb all over our victims, spikes on our footwear or bladed gloves would go a long way, too

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sat 26 Oct 2024 05:44:26 No.6129520 Report

Quoted By:

>>6129511
>iz dat guy da Boss
not even. Just a Solja.

QM headcanon counts any Greenoid that survives 10years the VictimsClub and up Challenger1 as Heroic LM.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 26 Oct 2024 05:56:56 No.6129524 Report

Quoted By:

>>6129519
noted

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 26 Oct 2024 06:27:05 No.6129531 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 90, 6, 58, 58 = 212 (4d100)

BoA 92, 93 || 90, 90 (nat100 nullifies later nat1) || 62, 91 || 77, 77 || 98, 49

Rollan Challenger1 x2 turns Aggressive

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 26 Oct 2024 07:00:05 No.6129541 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2)

His smirk doesn't have time to settle, because your vision's cleared up, and he's standing still.

You close again, this time doing a full chain low raver, making him buckle from both knees getting chopped so hard they caved inwards. He tries to swing the choppa, left, right, no good: you core into his chest and out the back in a burst of red.

He's fully killt.

>Toady HIT HIT
>WIFFx2
>ChallengerLOL -21HP

|]LM SCORECARD[|
>1d2 LM from Victim3
>1d2+1 LM from Challenger1

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sat 26 Oct 2024 07:08:45 No.6129544 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1, 96, 18, 61, 11 = 187 (5d100)

A few beats of impressed silence while you take a Swigg, then the next Lad jumps in with a shout, two shorty bighead choppas.

[TOADY]
>21HP, 6Dur
>Bonuses: +4% Dodge, +13% Hit, 29Dmg total.

QM rollan
>1÷12+26 = HP
>2÷12+5 = Dmg
>3÷10+4 = Dur
>4,5 = Offensive

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 26 Oct 2024 07:26:29 No.6129550 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Challenger2
>27HP, 13Dmg
>6Dur

You meet him with a partial air raver just as he lands; he swings clumsily, stumbles a little, you just scuttleclimb across his back out of his reach like a tick, chopping his armor orf.

It's sparser than the ovva dood'z, like he spent all his time trading and kludging for his shorty choppaz so there's not much left for armor.

>Toady 91+13 vs C2 61
>HIT
>C2 0Dur 4HP.

>C2 11 vs Toady 62+4
>WIFF

You ready for another run at him, but he throws down his two axes to a wave of boos. He takes the humiliation with a stiff face.

He wasn't born the strongest, but like YOU he had some brainz.

>additional 1d2+1 gained
>QM takes a break.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 26 Oct 2024 11:32:01 No.6129596 Report

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Rolled 86, 65, 28, 10, 41, 12, 88 = 330 (7d100)

3d for orcgen
4d for two turns
Aggressive

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 26 Oct 2024 13:37:26 No.6129615 Report

Quoted By: >>6129616 >>6129618 >>6129655 >>6129771

Rolled 1 + 1 (1d2 + 1)

C3) : 33HP 10Dmg 7Dur

They still wants sum, you can almost hear the cope leaking out their heads:

>a gretchin's still just a gretchin
>they wuz sloppy, ain't got what it takes
>DIIIIS izza noiff
>yer all yet to see how a REEL UORC goes krumpen

You would have coped the same, in their shoes. But having the Carrionpede and gibbing them so many in a row's shewd YOU sumn you've never seen before: alone in a row, faced one on one, griggers ain't shit.

It's just that when you mobb up against the Fighties and won it felt like you all won, individually.

Now YOU realize it wuz juzt because you wuz in a mobb, bumrushing a Fighty as a mob, who often as not underestimated your schnozz and mobb cohesion.

You miss having a mobb now. Sure you're almost killyyer than your old mobb put together, but it's not the same. And wiv your knobby end the way it iz, you carnt even make your own mobb. All that will come out of it is Dimmies. You suddenly feel real alone.

Although that's not going to stop you from shredding dat grigger wots coming at yer bellowing YERRR MUVVAAAA.

You get into Stance. You can philosophize and be bigsad later, on a pile of their corpses.

"Come."

>Toady 77+13 vs C3) 10
>HIT
>-7Dur -20HP
>C3) 13HP

>C3) 41 vs Toady 77+4
>WIFF

You're getting faster, surer in jabbing joints and tendies and meatstrings; the new riddle-rhymes just float up in your mind as free associations, naturally drawn to the established framework of the ones you already know.

Like trees growing out the ends of trees.

Like a Carrionpede, a thousand out of one.

Suddenly you don't even see the grigger in front of you.

You see red.

Physically you're in his body cavity physically, but where YOU are truly YOU, in your mind, you are in the Carrionpede.

You emerge from the red flood with his spine in your mouth, the remains of his head hanging off it.

He did give you a solid chop to the middle before you got him.

You barely feel it.

"Moar."

>Toady 98+13 vs C3) 12
>HIT
>GIBBT -16HP

>C3) 88 vs Toady 49+4
>OOF
>-2Dur -2HP
>Toady 4Dur, 19HP
>[HELFF SWIGGA] 4/6

[R O L L]
>CARNT TAP OUT YET

>12D100
>EVERWUN

>>6129519
>>6129518
>>6129516
>>6129511

14hrs

QM rollan HLM gains

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Sat 26 Oct 2024 13:45:15 No.6129616 Report

Quoted By: >>6130137

Rolled 65, 32, 88, 92, 28, 8, 61, 60, 22, 20, 29, 74 = 579 (12d100)

>>6129615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE

NAT 1 Anon

NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sat 26 Oct 2024 13:53:28 No.6129618 Report

Quoted By: >>6129620 >>6130137

Rolled 41, 62, 10, 5, 95, 97, 6, 52, 25, 1, 1, 20 = 415 (12d100)

>>6129615
12 it is

NAT 1 Anon

NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sat 26 Oct 2024 13:55:48 No.6129620 Report

Quoted By: >>6129655 >>6129990

>>6129618
back to back 1 is also a new record

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6iS/B3GM Sat 26 Oct 2024 15:34:06 No.6129655 Report

Quoted By: >>6130137

Rolled 19, 66, 47, 20, 3, 16, 83, 28, 32, 12, 68, 53 = 447 (12d100)

>>6129615
Red wunz go fastah!

>>6129620
Can't be helped when you are throwing literall handfuls of dice at a time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4GqiyHnv Sat 26 Oct 2024 20:00:38 No.6129771 Report

Quoted By: >>6129990 >>6130137

Rolled 49, 71, 7, 27, 36, 57, 86, 37, 65, 80, 37, 48 = 600 (12d100)

>>6129615

Where's da Bosser?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 27 Oct 2024 02:04:07 No.6129990 Report

Quoted By:

>>6129620
oof

>>6129771
when the dust settles here I'll roll for which part of the orc territory you're in. Va Boss will have Underbosses in all the important neighborhoods through whom you can try to gain access. The unforeseen downside of riding in Like A Boss is not being able to chart your own route to the actual Boss.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 27 Oct 2024 02:34:30 No.6130012 Report

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Rolled 7, 21, 8, 14, 37, 67, 52 = 206 (7d100)

Toady BoA 65, 71 || 88, 92 || 95, 97 || 86, 60 || 65, 80 (w Nat1) || 68, 74 (w Nat1)

QM rollan orcgen

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 27 Oct 2024 03:07:09 No.6130040 Report

Quoted By: >>6130061

Rolled 100, 53, 71, 44, 66, 36, 6 = 376 (7d100)

C5

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 27 Oct 2024 03:08:17 No.6130043 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 51, 6, 16, 17, 18, 89, 42 = 239 (7d100)

C6

NAT 1 Anon

NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sun 27 Oct 2024 03:53:47 No.6130061 Report

Quoted By: >>6130108

>>6130040
may i file a complaint for you rolling 100 every time and only we roll the 1's?
actually how tho

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dice+2d2+1 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 27 Oct 2024 04:13:38 No.6130067 Report

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Rolled 2, 1 + 1 = 4 (2d2 + 1)

The next one is just unlucky, getting shoved out of the ring of spectators just as your eyes land on him.

You give him two beats, enough time for him to grab the axx out of his bellybund.

}}UNLUKKY{{
HP 26
Dmg 7
Dur 5

>Toady 71+16 vs Unlukky 14
>HIT
>Unlucky 0Dur 2HP

>Unlukky 37 vs Toady 65+4
>UNLUKKY

His armor is really just wood and rope, like what YOU started with. He's totally unprepared: his one WIFF with the short heavy-hedd axx passes into your zone then out of it, catching nothing. You shredd him, starting with the fingers clutching the axx, then the exposed tricep, then both shoulders.

He's done.

Then the grigger wot shoved him out from the back jumps in, biggy spiked clubb wooshing to smoosh you.

You kick off from Unlukky, so he eats it instead, a weighted cracky Krunch to the back of the head.

His clubb is barely dragged out of the pulpy splorty red mess when you round on him for stealing YOUr kill.

}}KUNNEN BRUTALLY{{
33+10HP, 9Dmg, 11Dur

>Toady 92+16 vs KUNNEN B. 44
>HIT
>-11Dur, -8HP
>K.B. 35HP

>K.B. 66 vs Toady 88+4
>KEK

Problem with bashers in it'z either top down, diagonal, or side swings; no thrust, so that's where YOUre going.

To his credit he does kind of spot it, does an inward swing that brings the clubb across his body; the swing WIFFS, your stabbitystabbs parting the suspender riggings of his Kludge Armor so that it slides down to his thighs. On a smaller Orc the damage you have done just chewing through his armor might have given a little pause; Kunnen Brutally's born fikky, both his meats n his skull. Might have been twins wiv one of the VictimClub schmucks.

>Toady 97+16 vs K.B. 52
>HIT
>KB 6HP

>KB 67 vs Toady 95+4
>NOOB

You do him again, ducking his pommel-bash and side-swinging followup, then full killy riser from the ground, chewing through the wood haft of his basher that's again in a cross-body guard, two stabs in the chest for grip then you're inniz FAICE. He manages to get one bracered arm up in time to cover his eyes, but you take an ear and both cheeks anyway, then skin and rip his scalp, tattering his back on the way down.

You're reset to rush again when you see him just standing there, looking at his broken basher, touching the top of his head. His hand comes from there away bloodier than it had been at his face. You meet his bewildered eyes and show him his scalp. Then shove it into yer tuckeroos, by now bristling with several pube toupees.

He drops the handle of the basher, steps out of what's left of his armor, doesn't pick up anything to replace them.

The boos still come, but they're softer now.

Progress.

>QM rollan HLM gained

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 27 Oct 2024 05:34:39 No.6130108 Report

Quoted By: >>6130131

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d2 + 1)

>>6130061
lol. Just be thankful it wasn't an armorgen or combat roll. That will actually hurt.

Some still haven't caught on, of course. Now that there's ten bodies growing cold on the ground the Stuffs that will go to the last Greenoid standing is significant. Meat for several days of gluttony, a full body Quality Kludge, a selection of bashaz n choppaz.

The one wot steps up next looks like he's made his decision fru serious maffs: kill one uppity gretchin, get a big heap Stuffs.

Dangerous thing, maffs.

}}KALKULUS{{
29HP, 6Dmg, 7Dur

>Toady 86+18 vs KALKULUS 17
>HIT
>KALKULUS 0Dur 20HP

As you close in he starts swinging a chain-boll onna stikk. It durnt even have spikes onnit.

>KALKULUS 18 vs Toady 60+4
>√(-x)•(-y) = √-x • √-y
>Q.E.KEK

He stumbles away from you, armor wrecked, body gashed. Not fatal, yet, but can he write it orf? Eyes on the prize, roit? YOUr armor's pretty bashed too; all he needs is annuvva go, get proppa stuck in, land a lick or two wiv hiz boll. He's 'ard enuff roit?

He actually gumbs the chain of his weapons tryna finkk.

Fuggen Nyerrd.

"Gotz yer majjinarreh numbah roit here grigger: va buffae's still OUPAN!"

>Toady 80+16 vs KALKULUS 42
>HIT+GIBBT
>KALKULUS -9HP

Him twirling the chain-boll around doesn't help him: he wastes energy twirling it, keeping it from hitting the ground and losing speed, and it's still too slow to catch you breaking into his Zone.

You stab roit inna his tackle, making everyone in the crowd close their legs and make the same face, like they're all straw-slurping sherbert supersours.

Then it's over: you've hupped as he dropped, stabbing your way up to his froat and opening it. He carnt decide which wound to clap his hands on, keeps bleeding out.

So he yoinks out a biggy shiv and RAMS it in your side.

>KALKULUS 89 vs Toady 65+4
>HIT
>-1Dur -1HP
>Toady 3Dur 18HP
>NAT1!

It's not at all painful, for the size of his shiv. You are bleeding an orful lot though.

>nyerr
>'zat bludd?
>aah, no!
>muh gluggz!!

>[HELFF SWIGGA] BROKEN!

He stabbed right into it near the bottom, spilling nearly all of it. You suck and slurp and lick up what you can from the broken oil can and the floor.

The crowd's fuggen laffing at yer.

"Lookiddim! Git's lost it LARMAO! 'E'S tryna sukk hisself! "

"Oy Gaeboi! I gotz yer Prime Lunchlies roid ere!"

You give them a double-barrelled finger, finishing getting the last drops.

They're not done with you yet, and now your fallback's gone.

>Might be bad, nyerr

>Toady 3Dur 22HP

>QM rollan 1d2+1 HLP

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 27 Oct 2024 05:37:04 No.6130109 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 14, 30, 28, 43, 72 = 187 (5d100)

C7

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Sun 27 Oct 2024 06:13:51 No.6130131 Report

Quoted By:

>>6130108
Crap, that last trick was smart

dice+1d2+1

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dice+1d2+1 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 27 Oct 2024 06:22:51 No.6130137 Report

Quoted By: >>6130186 >>6130235 >>6130258 >>6130284 >>6130290 >>6130669

Rolled 1 + 1 (1d2 + 1)

You toss the wrecked Swigga sniff and face the next grigger.

The only thing special about him is his wishful thinking.

}}JANN RIKK{{
26HP 8Dmg 7Dur

As you've killed these oiks https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/oik you've been getting steadily more accurate, weaving through cross-body guards like an eel and following flinch retreats like a shadow; now you're getting killyyer, intuiting how to lean your weight just by feeling how the meat parts on the blade.

Yer gittn gudd

>Toady melee Dmg total now 24 +6 Vorpal

For a change of pace he's the one that charges you. Thompthompthompthomp in a straight line.

Still too slow; you close too, zigzagging for him.

The Carrionpede's nonstop flowy slither is hard to track; he slows down tryna aim, stabs down with the fathead spear he's using, and you climb up it n geddim

>Toady 74+18 vs JANN RIKK 43
>HIT
>JANN RIKK 0Dur 3HP

He's swatting at you with one hand, getting it tattered, not quite managing to connect.

You get to finish your combo and reset -

You're hanging off him, suspended in the air.

Yer stabbstikk's jammed in weird, got caught on bone or armor or sumn.

>err
>uhoh

His fists finally connects in your side, sending you sprawling; the fatty spear comes down after that, chopping into your back.

>JANN RIKK 72 vs Toady 68+4
>CLOSE
>but NAT1!!
>-2Dur, -2HP, and - Stabbstikk: dmg -5 for next fight
>Toady 2Dur 20HP

When you get back up again the faggot's run orf wiv your Stabbstikk still in him.

You might pick up a shorty slasher or a broke axx hedd or sumn orf the floor to replace it, but they're not letting you.

You're flagging, and they finna get lucky.

>QM rollan 1d2+1 HLM

[LAST PUSH]
>BACK TO BACK NAT1s
>YOU DONT *GET* TO TAP OUT

>roll 12D100
>EVERWUN

>>6129771
>>6129655
>>6129618
>>6129616

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Sun 27 Oct 2024 09:38:17 No.6130186 Report

Quoted By: >>6130746

Rolled 44, 71, 32, 32, 30, 43, 69, 20, 70, 39, 77, 7 = 534 (12d100)

>>6130137

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Z+eDR6c Sun 27 Oct 2024 13:00:50 No.6130235 Report

Quoted By: >>6130236

>>6130137

Scuttle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Z+eDR6c Sun 27 Oct 2024 13:01:50 No.6130236 Report

Quoted By: >>6130746

Rolled 76, 72, 64, 49, 50, 46, 23, 40, 9, 55, 72, 82 = 638 (12d100)

>>6130235

NAT 1 Anon

NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sun 27 Oct 2024 14:36:43 No.6130258 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 77, 30, 68, 77, 45, 46, 39, 51, 86, 7, 79, 24 = 629 (12d100)

>>6130137
dont fuck me again damn dice...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XxPg+E6h Sun 27 Oct 2024 15:55:38 No.6130284 Report

Quoted By: >>6130746

Rolled 49, 92, 63, 11, 58, 57, 98, 84, 24, 45, 10, 50 = 641 (12d100)

>>6130137

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W3gppWNc Sun 27 Oct 2024 16:04:23 No.6130290 Report

Quoted By: >>6130746

Rolled 39, 97, 73, 72, 89, 12, 62, 39, 68, 37, 61, 21 = 670 (12d100)

>>6130137
At least they're still coming in one at a time. Maybe we could try pinching a weapon out of their hands as replacement when we next get grabby with someone?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 28 Oct 2024 01:17:40 No.6130643 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3, 87, 48, 36, 37, 22, 64 = 297 (7d100)

Toady BoA
77, 97 || 73, 77 || 89, 57 || 98, 84 || 86, 55 || 79, 82

QM Orcgen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Mon 28 Oct 2024 02:11:54 No.6130669 Report

Quoted By: >>6130679 >>6130690 >>6130746

Rolled 5, 12, 79, 70, 1, 74, 96, 58, 88, 97, 16, 38 = 634 (12d100)

>>6130137
Wasn't the last 100 supposed ter cancel out the next 1 or summin?

dice+1d2+1

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dice+1d2+1 ID:duJK9EGX Mon 28 Oct 2024 02:36:04 No.6130677 Report

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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d2 + 1)

}}ORK CHOP{{
25HP, 13Dmg, 10Dur

>Toady 97 + 18 vs ORK CHOP 36
>HIT
>-10Dur, -8HP
>ORK CHOP 17HP

Are you really flagging, or is this 'un moar Orky? His armor feelz fikker, with chainmail in the joints and collar. Took a bit of cutting.

The axx is biggy too: double winged head forged whole, like it was made, fixed on a kludge handle.

>ORK CHOP 37 vs Toady 77+2
>NUFFIN

Mebbe it'z just you.

>Toady 77+18 vs ORK CHOP 22
>GIBBT
>ORK CHOP -8HP

>ORK CHOP 64 vs Toady 73+2
>0000

Instead of really going for him you start by meeting his choppy swings wiv Daggy, not quite parrying, just sticking onto his axxhaft with Daggy's edge, pullpushpull, guiding and controlling.

He doesn't like it, carnt work his way out of your weapon-trapping, just yanks real hard backwards; you harden you trap - pull - flying towards his face.

The axx snapps in the handle where Daggy worked it, flying off and maiming somebody; YOU start stabbing and gouging out of his chest and the arm covering his face.

He throws the kludge haft, grabs a backup axx hanging off his side. You see it incoming. Perfect.

You kick off his chest and gash up the incoming hand with the smol axx in a burst of gore.

He sinks to his knees from trauma, just just watches dumbfounded while you pry his fingies orf and test out yer new choppy, splitting his skull.

>nart bedd
>gots sharp n heft
>works fer narr

"BEKK IN BIZNIZ BEYBEH!!"

>Toady back to 31Dmg
>QM rollan HLM

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 28 Oct 2024 02:49:11 No.6130679 Report

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>>6130669
The last BoA Nat100 had a Nat1 in the same series of rolls @ >6129519

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 28 Oct 2024 03:03:06 No.6130684 Report

Quoted By:

Remaining Toady BoA refreshed:
89, 57 (w Nat1)(lol) || 98, 84 || 88, 97 || 79, 82

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 28 Oct 2024 03:09:30 No.6130687 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 44, 77, 16, 46, 18, 96, 62 = 359 (7d100)

C9

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Mon 28 Oct 2024 03:14:41 No.6130690 Report

Quoted By: >>6130746

>>6130669
>another 1

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Mon 28 Oct 2024 03:58:55 No.6130714 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 62, 45, 16, 30 = 153 (4d100)

}}HAGHAT PAYST EETA{{
29HP 13Dmg 6Dur

>Toady 89+18 vs HAGRAT 18
>oh noes NAT1!
>Half %hit and half Dmg 2 turns
>STILL HIT
>-6Dur, -7HP
>HAGHAT 0Dur 22HP

The bludd wots been gushing and splorting from your handiwork's helpful: it keeps you coolish, cakes as it dries on your hands so it helps you grip, and if you feel hungry or thirsty between combo-rushes you just lick it off yerself. The Weak Races get squeamish around bludd. YOU don't see what the fuss is.

Of course, it also works for the uvva guy.

For instance, him using the big gashes you've opened up in his arms to splatt his bludd at yer, and the clotty spray goes right in both yer eyes.

You duck like mad, dodging him as he comes in, tryna get your eyes cleared.

Derrs fuggen skabbz innere.

>HAGHAT 46 vs 57+2
>WIFF

>Toady (98+18)÷2 vs HAGHAT 62
>WIFF

You both miss, flailing around in the gore.

Just as YOUr eyes clear, he puts on a burst of speed and leaps, roaring.

You do your best to scuttle for distance, doing quite well in your opinion, but then he snaps his longy weapon out in midair, extending his reach.

The falling chop flattens you into the gore muck ground, and the follow-up when he lands lifts you off it.

The ruins of your Quality Kludge gets hooked on his chopaxx' backspike and torn off as you are flung.

>HAGHAT 96 vs Toady 84+2
>OOF
>-3Dur -4HP
>Toady 18HP

>rollan two moar turns for HAGHAT

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 28 Oct 2024 04:15:00 No.6130721 Report

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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d2 + 1)

>Toady 97+18 vs HAGHAT 45
>GIBBT
>HAGHAT -10HP

But you swing, hook, snag your beat-to-shit armor, still in mid-air, and haul yourself right back at him like a bladed yoyo.

>HAGHAT 62 vs 88+2
>WIFF

He's not prepared; on reflex he punches with a fist laden with ringnuts, which you use to reach his shoulders, sweeping up and twisting a fully chock of his flea-swarmed hair.

But you're not after scalps anymore.

He's still alive and watching when you plant Daggy down and start to SAWR.

>QM HLM

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Mon 28 Oct 2024 04:17:33 No.6130724 Report

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Rolled 25, 88, 32, 98, 67, 35, 23 = 368 (7d100)

C10!

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Mon 28 Oct 2024 04:49:48 No.6130734 Report

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Rolled 64, 67, 87, 82, 33, 48 = 381 (6d100)

}}MAKURULL{{
28HP, 16Dmg, 8Dur

Okay, this one's definitely Orky. You get a feeling that it's the oldest of the whole lot you've fought by something like 2 Suns solar circuits; years, in this context: it's got roar-creases between the chop scars on its mug, the armor has moar recognizably armor-y parts on, and dat axx. A single-bladed guillotine on a whole iron haft.

You don't get kit like that without being on several biggy successful raids. It just so happens this one is among the runtyyer of its peers; several of the ones that are dressed like it and watching are fattyyer, with more built-up armor.

>Toady 82+18 vs 67
>HIT 33Dmg
>-8Dur -21HP
>MAKURULL 7HP

He holds the guillotine axe at his waist with the head behind him. Doesn't charge.

He wants you to do it. When you get in his Zone, he'll be tryna swing that at you.

>Foin.

You zigzag rush, closing with wide rings of movement.

He doesn't move, just his eyes on you.

>too SLOW!!

You're in! His armor's nothing against Daggy: two punch-gouges wiv Daggy and a paired slice-pry wiv Noiffy n Axxy and his whole front is ripped trash. Your blades run wild, opening bare meat.

Then the pommel of the guillotine axx rams you square inva chest, and while you're still falling, his grip swaps into an over-shoulder lever, and he brings the great blade down on you.

It punches through your desperate cross-block, cutting deep; doesn't split you in half, but the sheer weight goes right through you.

Dis grigger's seen how you fight, figgered he he got two rounds to put you down; he ate everything you dished out on purpose, just so's he can land a full TCHOPP.

>QM rollan 1 turn for Toady

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 28 Oct 2024 05:44:19 No.6130746 Report

Quoted By: >>6130763 >>6130764 >>6130791 >>6130798 >>6130852 >>6130894

Rolled 1 + 1 (1d2 + 1)

>TCHOKK
>-16HP
>OOOOF
>Toady 2HP

Dat TCHOPP almost finished you. He'll regret that it didn't.

He tries to stomp onnit, to wedge it deeper; the slight lapse before his foot lands on the back of the blade you push hard on it, cutting your palms and feet.

You make it out with inches to spare; he has to hold back his stomp a little or lose balance, now that his biggaxx is skewed.

You're already flying up under his lifted stomp, and triple-buzzsaw through his body starting wiv hiz voonerables.

>Toady 87+18 vs MAKKURRULL 33
>GIBBTTT
>DAT TRIKKSY GRIGGER BASTICH -26HP

>DEDD 48 vs Toady 82+2
>FANKS FER PLAYAN

He has just one beat to scream while you thrash through his gutts, then Daggy punches through his heart and out his lower throat, then, nimbly reverse-gripping, into his face.

The body topples backwards. YOU glop out of it, blowing blood and snot out your nose.

You're just about fukt, your kit is rekt. You don't want any more.

Lucky for you, neither do the Orcs.

The local pecking order has been established, with YOU at the top.

The ecstatic Gobbos start to crowd into the fighting ground, yayying and clapping. Some of them have already started to tear bits orf the dedders to eat, watching YOU with half an eye.

If you're going to say shit, say it.

[SPEAK]
CHOICE ONE
Pick One:

>"Handz orf, Titchy. Unless yez wantz ta join va pile."
>Be stand offish, keep everything for yourself. You won it.

OR

>"EAT UP, MAGGITZ. BUT VA HAAT N LIVVAH BELONGZ TER ME!"
>Win the crowd, get information.

CHOICE TWO
Again, pick one:
>"A Bosser should have sum henches."
>Lose most of the Kludge material looted
>1d4+1 armored Gobbos of about 6 years old join YOU as Droogz; twice your natural capability.
>You have to go back to Seafood on foot in order to bring them with you; additional seven Days Off will be used for this.
>If you {POPUP} from here, you will most likely lose your Droogz.

>"Sodd orf ye cuntz."
>keep all the kludge
>no assistance with directions

CHOICE THREE

>SECRECY Y/N
>Y means you only loot what you can carry handily and you spend the night in a pit under Wagon, away from eyes.
>N means you bring out Pouchy and start cramming 15 dedd Orcs and their effects in what seems a fancyfancy Bag of Holding in front of witnesses, and sleep in the open.
>both should have consequences.

>>6130669
>>6130690
>>6130290
>>6130284
>>6130236
>>6130186

36hrs

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Mon 28 Oct 2024 05:51:12 No.6130748 Report

Quoted By: >>6130749

[R O L L]
>1D1000
>coming out all Bosser has gotten some... notice

QM will be rollan Bo3 D1000 against YOU

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 28 Oct 2024 05:52:00 No.6130749 Report

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>>6130748
Anons will be rollan BoA vs QM Bo3

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Mon 28 Oct 2024 06:45:52 No.6130763 Report

Quoted By: >>6130764

>>6130746
>"EAT UP, MAGGITZ. BUT VA HAAT N LIVVAH BELONGZ TER ME!"
>"A Bosser should have sum henches."
>SECRECY N

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Mon 28 Oct 2024 06:46:53 No.6130764 Report

Quoted By: >>6132549

Rolled 191 (1d1000)

>>6130746
>>6130763
Forgot the roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Mon 28 Oct 2024 08:22:13 No.6130791 Report

Quoted By: >>6130792

Rolled 420 (1d1000)

>>6130746
>"EAT UP, MAGGITZ. BUT VA HAAT N LIVVAH BELONGZ TER ME!"
>"A Bosser should have sum henches."
>Y

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Mon 28 Oct 2024 08:23:13 No.6130792 Report

Quoted By:

>>6130791
I got the funny number
Toady getting stoned soon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4GqiyHnv Mon 28 Oct 2024 09:13:27 No.6130798 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 862 (1d1000)

>>6130746
>>"EAT UP, MAGGITZ. BUT VA HAAT N LIVVAH BELONGZ TER ME!"
>>Win the crowd, get information.

>"A Bosser should have sum henches."
>Lose most of the Kludge material looted
>1d4+1 armored Gobbos of about 6 years old join YOU as Droogz; twice your natural capability.
>You have to go back to Seafood on foot in order to bring them with you; additional seven Days Off will be used for this.
>If you {POPUP} from here, you will most likely lose your Droogz.

>Y means you only loot what you can carry handily and you spend the night in a pit under Wagon, away from eyes.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Mon 28 Oct 2024 13:17:02 No.6130852 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 112 (1d1000)

>>6130746
>"EAT UP, MAGGITZ. BUT VA HAAT N LIVVAH BELONGZ TER ME!"
>"A Bosser should have sum henches."
>Y

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W3gppWNc Mon 28 Oct 2024 15:30:19 No.6130894 Report

Quoted By: >>6130895

>>6130746
>"EAT UP, MAGGITZ. BUT VA HAAT N LIVVAH BELONGZ TER ME!"
>"Sodd orf ye cuntz."
>Y
I don't really want to become a gang leader; a kungfu master is strongest when alone.
I have half a mind to just gather information, stuff all the loot in the bag, then pop off somewhere to consolidate. As it is, we should join a big raid as soon as we recover so we can restock on STUFFS and kludge gear.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W3gppWNc Mon 28 Oct 2024 15:31:04 No.6130895 Report

Quoted By: >>6132054

Rolled 506 (1d1000)

>>6130894
Forgot roll

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Tue 29 Oct 2024 04:11:35 No.6131215 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 593, 811, 905 = 2309 (3d1000)

rollan SUS

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Tue 29 Oct 2024 11:34:32 No.6131322 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d4 + 1)

rollan Droogz

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Tue 29 Oct 2024 13:25:37 No.6131351 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3, 9, 12, 12, 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 7, 8, 10, 2, 1 + 30 = 140 (15d12 + 30)

~~FILLER POST~~

Out of the whole lot of likely lads you pick three musky turds to hench for you: DirtyNuggz, Uptush, and Pork Hos.

They're all older than YOU, just a few years short of filling out full Orky; living this long means they're a good mix of kunnen n brütey.

On your order they pick out the hearts and livers from the dedders, and collect most of the dropped kludgeware out of the thieving hands of the smaller Gobbz.

You let them have dibbz on the uvva nice bits: kidneys, eyes, brains, hands. They'll need it to grow up bully n killy.

Your next order is for them to make you a new suit of Quality Kludge Armor out of all the dropped bits, and same for themselves. They get to keep half of the unused balance Stuffs split between them, but YOUr Quality Kludge Armor better be the qualitest.

Pork Hos, the meatiest, you tell to make dinner: helmet stoo, being meatz n bitz boiled with bludd in a helmet unwashed hung over a fire until it's a curdy soup. With all the helmets on hand he makes six servings at once.

You laze about watching them work, binding your open wounds with the dedders' tuckeroos; you talk to your new Droogz, working out the local chatty from common Gobby base-concepts.

When Pork Hos is done making dinner, you send him to dig a hole half as tall as he is, one and half long and wide as he is.

He gets to it with a scowl, but fugg 'em: digging's easier than kludging good armor. He's just salty he didn't get off cheap from just making dinner like he thought.

Over dinner, to the sound of Pork Hos grunting n digging, you get to asking how the Orc settlement(s) is arranged, the important places and Bossers.

There's a few Big Hats to watch for:

Kuggbal Tortu, OverBoss Chief they look uncomfortable; Dulugtangor, Shaman-Chief; Kurruk n Kertuk, Wolf Masturz and Rider Chiefs; Boog, Orbagai, Xag Xag, Piggbolg, Warlords.

And Jinx Finx, a weirdo. He was part of the horde as early as they can remember, and they've heard that he used to lead the Skulkers out on forays. The weird is, he's not around often, doesn't bring Stuffs to the OverBoss when he does show up, yet Kuggbal hasn't ordered him made into an interesting shape.

Word is Jinx Finx has a special knack of entering deep into the lands of the Weak Races and coming out again without raising SUS, bringing information for the Bigg Plan.

No one knows what the Bigg Plan is, very shush-shush Pork Hos just finished the diggy hole, starts cooking a new glop of helmet stoo because someone (YOU) ate his share, so mostly they just fight n tuff-up n kludge-up waiting for Da Word.

You drag your half of the leftover meat n kludge Stuffs into the hole with you, then park Wagon plonk over the top, closing it off.

It's going to be stuffy for tonight, but at least no one sees Pouchy or hears you Ceremonying.

You have a big day tomorrow.

>QM rollan Stuffs

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Tue 29 Oct 2024 13:29:12 No.6131352 Report

Quoted By: >>6131695

Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d12)

rollan new Quality KA

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Tue 29 Oct 2024 13:31:22 No.6131353 Report

Quoted By: >>6131695

too pathetic; QM ups QKA to 9/9

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Tue 29 Oct 2024 22:47:33 No.6131695 Report

Quoted By: >>6131758 >>6131761 >>6131763

>>6131352
>>6131353
Nyerr, suggestion boss!
They're making QKA for the entire group. We're taking the best one.
Roll multiple sets and give us the best result. Randomly assign the rest to the other droogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4GqiyHnv Wed 30 Oct 2024 01:14:26 No.6131758 Report

Quoted By: >>6132054 >>6132549

>>6131695
But we're smaller than them. aint weez?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 01:21:48 No.6131761 Report

Quoted By:

>>6131695
QKA is personally fitted, in QM's brain.

if you care to spend more Stuffs for a new set, I'll reroll.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 01:26:57 No.6131763 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3, 6, 3, 2 = 14 (4d6)

>>6131695
nvm, I'll reroll a new set and just deduct Stuff.

rerollan QKA

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 30 Oct 2024 01:41:13 No.6131771 Report

Quoted By: >>6131783

btw
how can we get better armor?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:07:54 No.6131783 Report

Quoted By: >>6131785

>>6131771
QKA is the best Greenoids can do; YOUre already very enviable in goblin terms.

You need smiffs from the Weak Races to get 4+ armor and above (QKA is 3+). If you can find evil or very mercenary smiffs, they won't out YOU for being a goblin when they try to fit you.

Being a goblin sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:10:04 No.6131785 Report

Quoted By: >>6131788 >>6131791

>>6131783
Who needs THAT nonsense when you can kill a wrigger (weak race igger) wearing magic armor? Magic armor resizes to fit the wearer, nyerr!
But hey, who needs THAT nonsense when eventually shifu will teach us the Iron Body technique that makes flesh harder than any metal mundane or supernal!

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:23:17 No.6131788 Report

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>>6131785
the big crease is here.

Yes, an option.

Someone like that is most likely royalty or Fighty, surrounded by tuffy troops or Fighty frens.

YOU'll need to hunt.

@Everwun else:
QM on errands. Will try to writan in a couple hrs

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:26:52 No.6131791 Report

Quoted By: >>6131792

>>6131785
>iron body
not an option, since Anons picked the glass-cannon build Carrionpede.

QM unironically notes your concern.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 30 Oct 2024 02:28:03 No.6131792 Report

Quoted By: >>6131810 >>6131832 >>6139395

>>6131791
>Not an option
Bullspit, every good cultivator masters, especially a Body Cultivator, more than one martial art and Physical Cultivation Technique!

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 30 Oct 2024 03:03:29 No.6131810 Report

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>>6131792
option 2: we get our hands on many health pots or good healing/resistance items
option 3: just dont get hit lawl

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 03:53:37 No.6131832 Report

Quoted By: >>6131835

>>6131792
yes yes, you'll get something, whiney git.

Won't be as good as something like Iron Body; something that gudd is for the Oni build: lots tankyyer but much less killy.

Opportunity cost is real in this quest: picked melee build means no magic or artifact crafting; pick glass-cannon means no tank.

Reminder: GS Goblins are trashmob creatures with no spell-likes, no class levels, additional languages, literacy, cultural skills, and minimal moral agency. Even the Goblin Lord is considered "just a goblin" by Goblinslayer.

(YOU) were created to suck and lose.

Hate Kumo Kagyu, aka the GS OverGod SpiderSnailGM, for this.

Finish TSCP III and get back to Seafood. You'll get an upgrade option.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 30 Oct 2024 03:56:16 No.6131835 Report

Quoted By: >>6131852

>>6131832
>(YOU) were created to suck and lose.
Pssh, who cares what Fate and the Heavens wanted. Cultivation is all about defying Fate and the Heavens anyways! Transcending limits that were never meant to be broken!

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 04:28:05 No.6131852 Report

Quoted By: >>6131861 >>6131866

>>6131835
which Toady, age 3, is doing very nicely.

There are no 3yo Goblins with QKA, Infinite Pouches of Holding w/ 1500 Stuffs, utility Cantrips, a Phasic / Vorpal weapon, triple weapon handling, outputting as of now 33 dmg per turn, and up to 66 dmg per turn SUICIDEY.

Right now, Toady is able to 1v1 one-shot ~50% of full grown Orcs in one turn; for comparison, an actual PC on solo might take 3-5 rounds minimum if played correctly.

Normal Orcs are Challenge Rating 0.25-0.5 by DND convention; Toady might be CR 2-5 right now. He's already monstrous. If a QM from some other DND homebrew thread introduced Toady as an event monster, all the anons will screech.

And in-game, it's not even half a year since he met Yang Wuhan.

Clear TSCP III, make it back to Seafood, get a side-grade.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 04:39:42 No.6131859 Report

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edit: 34dmg per turn, 68 max on SUICIDEY

Toady is not yet able to transcend the realities of his birth.

Moar time, risk, and hardship needed.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 30 Oct 2024 04:42:42 No.6131861 Report

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>>6131852
yup
for a mere goblin toady is very powerful
even the goblin slayer himself will find a challenge in him

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Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 30 Oct 2024 04:49:21 No.6131866 Report

Quoted By: >>6131872 >>6131883

>>6131852
66 Damage per turn? Fuck CR 2-5, this nigga's...actually, let me calculate it real quick.

Challenge Rating: 9

Offensive CR: 16

Defensive CR: 1

Proficiency Bonus: +4

Effective HP: 48 (6d6+0)

Effective AC: 17

Average Damage Per Round: 83

Effective Attack Bonus: +14

Pic related is everything I input, mostly in reference to Toady's various feats as written in-battle. One of his favorite moves seems to be making others fall into the attacks meant for him.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 04:54:22 No.6131872 Report

Quoted By: >>6131874 >>6131882

>>6131866
Yes.

>it takes a dogpile of 4 x lvl9 PCs to take him without incurring casualties.

Toady is fucking gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 30 Oct 2024 04:57:38 No.6131874 Report

Quoted By: >>6131881

>>6131872
Just think about what he could do to them in a surprise round.
>Healy feggit DOWN. Autokilt.
>Initiative bonus, I go first, slutts.
>Whizzard DOWN, folded like wet tissue paper.
>Use movement to FUGG OFF.
>Stealthy boy follows cuz he's the only one with the speed to match.
>1v1? lmao
>Stealthboy joinin the DEADDERS
>Just the fighty boy now
>He don't stand a charnce
>But we don't gotta kill him right away
>Wait until his guard is down, nyerr
>0/4 party members remaining
>No damage run complete

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:11:32 No.6131881 Report

Quoted By: >>6131886

>>6131874
yes.

Considering he can send most backline characters past -10hp in one turn, Toady is too dangerous for most parties under lvl10.

Not even counting his stockpile of Helffs n BOOMs yet.

Acceptable for a Disciple of the Blade Emperor, hmhmhm.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:12:46 No.6131882 Report

Quoted By: >>6131885

>>6131872
how many heroic LM do we still need?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:13:30 No.6131883 Report

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>>6131866
Thanks for the math.

^ ^

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:15:06 No.6131885 Report

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>>6131882
5, right now.

Toady spedrun most of TSCP III already.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:15:20 No.6131886 Report

Quoted By: >>6131887 >>6131889

>>6131881
This trend continues all the way until level 13 btw. Assuming the Cleric only has a con of 10, at least.
At level 9, the cleric needs a con of 16-17 to survive one round from Toady suicidey, assuming that Toady doesn't autocrit on a surprise round.
The wizard with his, kek, d6...he needs a con of 18-19 to survive a round.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:18:26 No.6131887 Report

Quoted By: >>6131888 >>6131890

>>6131886
QM doesnt follow the DnD system strictly
so he can balance it in some way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:19:07 No.6131888 Report

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>>6131887
True.
Mage Armor spell likely reduces damage instead of giving AC bonus.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:26:17 No.6131889 Report

Quoted By: >>6131891

>>6131886
unless someone prepped a Hold Person, Charm Monster or similar Int or Wis check spells, and someone else picked a couple levels Favored Enemy: Aberration, Tracking, Dimensional Anchor and similar to stop him running off and healing, Toady will be BAD ENDing the party.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:27:57 No.6131890 Report

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>>6131887
yup.

QM is a filthy heretic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 30 Oct 2024 05:28:46 No.6131891 Report

Quoted By:

>>6131889
And that's not even Toady with PREP TIME.
>Gets ahead of the party, pulls out all the dimmy and wagon and mo ao
>Gets behind the party
>Waits for them to encounter the undead freaks
>Ambush them in pincer maneuver
GAME OVER

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 06:05:26 No.6131905 Report

Quoted By:

writan now

should be fully posted in 4hrs.

let's see.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 07:14:46 No.6131932 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 4, 4, 2, 3, 2, 4, 3, 2, 2, 3 = 29 (10d4)

Alone in the pit under Wagon's armored belleh you light some candles to heat up the sheeping tar to glop it on your still smarting gashes.

While that cooks, you drip owwie-dun all over yourself, to help the scabbing.

It's not many Greenoids, not even Chiefs n Shammies, wot can take on and take out fifteen gits in a row in under one Time (40Min).

YOU did plenty good.

The caked blood on you from the gibbt Orcs doesn't seem to be coming all orf. You pick at it, because of course you do, and find that your skin's gone red and stayed red.

And your sweat stinks. Might have to do with getting so good at the Carrionpede. You'll have to ask Seafood about this.

On close inspection, you don't like the armor your droogz kludged up for you. They seem to think heavily armored means armored heavily: they just slapped bigg fikky pieces together, loose rigging, wasting weight, leaving gaps.

YOU can do better. You undo most of their work, shorten the underriggs tighter, add backup loops. All the wood bits get chucked. The chestpiece made from a hammered flat buckler you switch out to the back, and replace it with several blunted smolly axxs in overlapping layers. Your bellyguard's a biggy belt on which you wire-stitch the mug-plate from a cracked helmet.

You'd really like some chainmail to close up all the gaps in your armpits, sides and kneepits, but there's not much of that; you make do with fikky patches of quilt armor there.

Glubbs just doubled layers of quilt armor fabric with your hands crammed through, then smolly bits and strips of metal glued or tied on.

While you work your mind keeps drifting to
>>6129519 how the Orc gauntlet would have been easier if you'd cheated. Then you think of the fistful of ringnuts dat one Orc was tryna punch you with, and how your Carrionpede crawled all over your victims when you killed.

You get the beginnings of an idee.

You make little dewclaws for your heels, knees, and elbows: curved shiv hooks meant to cut and gash as you go. Out of a bag of gaskets and shaving razors you kludge some ringnuts for your toes.

>[DEWCLAWS] GETTY
>rollan 8d4 Stuff for cost
>Any HIT roll over 100 converts the surplus÷3 into melee damage

You also do a little experiment: you pluck the wick out of a BOOMcandle, light it, and chuck it in the Pouch.

Wait a hundred beats. Take it out again. It's still sizzling, still the same length as far as you can make out.

Annuvva idee starts to cook.

You gently!!! chop up several BOOMcandles, re-roll 'em as sossijiz onna stikk, then dipp the BOOMsossijj in sheeping tar all gloppy glop.

Then you stick about yayoneplupplupp, yaytwoplupplupp, yayfreeplupplupp, yayFOUR's worth of BOOMwick back on innada sossijj, light all the wicks at once and Pouch 'em.

Now, with some risk to yourself, you can chuck a readied handful of stikky BOOMsossijj when the fight starts not going your way.

>kludged 2d4 B.C. to 3 B.S. each

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 08:42:23 No.6131953 Report

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You do one round of Ceremony then go sleep restlessly, partly because it's stuffy innere, partly because you keep dreaming the Carrionpede like your brainz is full of it, crawling wivvit.

Seafood's execution of your moveset with a knotty length of rope keeps coming back to you.

In the middle of the night you wake up and can't drop back to sleep.

You spend the rest of the darkness measuring out rope, knotting, unknotting, setting Daggy on one end like a poke, then Noiffy at the other end but sideways, like a sikky, and in the middle a short jabby shiv every seven palm lengths or so.

When you're done you hold it up against the candle light, making it a long dark shape in your hand. Jiggle it a little, so that it swings. Waves. Curls.

You marvel at it.

>Jezt likes a buggy cennerpeed

You order Wagon off the pit.

Your three Droogs, snoozing with their backs on Wagon, startle n scuttle.

They watch you ignore them.

In the open night air you go through your Stances, full motion Transformations, your roped-up weapons clattering as you manipulate their momentum using your arm- knee- and elbowpits; waist and neck and back and feet.

In your hands the rope twists, thrashes, whips. Wraps.

Your Droogz, and now a small crowd of Gobbies, have woken up and gathered to watch your weirdness, their eyes and moufs open.

It is Death they are looking at.

It is Gore Walker.

>TSCP III now at 15/18 progress
>Overkill 1 Unlocked:
>Any damage done by Carrionpede that puts the target at 0HP may be carried over to ONE nearby target within range.

>Caution: following DnD convention, a target not yet -10HP can still be stabilized by allies with spells, first aid skills, or health potts.

>Tip: use SUICIDEY when you are being attacked by a group; you are going to be hit anyway, might as well eat it and rely on your +18% Hit to take at least 1 opponent out

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 09:40:22 No.6131979 Report

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

Rollan for current location.

12 = Boss Lot + Whore Pits
11 = Whore Pits
10, 9 = Fight Pits
8, 7 = Kennels
1-6 = Da Sprawl

Rollan Da Sprawl automatically makes it va Orky part of Da Sprawl; you don't waste time exploring the Gobby parts of it, thanks to your Droogz.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 10:16:53 No.6131985 Report

Quoted By: >>6132048

>Rolled Fight Pits
>33 Days Off remaining
>Toady 14/14Dur 4/22HP
>natural healing slowed from restless sleep

You're at the neighborhood of the Fight Pits, they tell you. More than that they don't know. Gobbos don't usually explore the Orky parts of Da Sprawl. Not if they mind getting turned into a snack.

It's an entire new and closed world to them.

They know who the Bossers are by sight, of course, but what they do and where they kip your Droogz only have vague ideas.

They stand tall and look tuffy like you tell them to, and you all troop into the Fight Pits. They're counting on their new Quality Kludge and YOUr new reputation as a Killybugg to keep them in one piece.

Orcs as a rule don't like arsking or getting arsked; you'll be exploring and following the foot traffic until you find something interesting.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 11:19:45 No.6132005 Report

Quoted By: >>6132041

"Ere, Boss," sez Uptush suddenly "Dats Dulugtangor, va Shammy Boss."

The other two go quiet as he points: Dulugtangor is - not tall - straight for an Orc. Doesn't have enough of the bunched back and chest muscles that give real old Orcs 18+ years that characteristic slouch.

Maybe it's because he's Bigg on Zapzaps, being the Shammy Boss, or maybe he's just old. You lot just watch him as he walks, the biggy Zapstikk making a deep twingy thudd each time he lands it. You don't need to waste a charge of {'TECT ZAPZAP} to know he's loaded with magic.

You all hyperfocus as he makes his way to a biggy tent raised at the entrance of one of the noisiest Fight Pits, watch him lean his hooded head a little into the doorway... then without turning point a long gnarled up finger at your little group.

In seconds a real biggy mohawk Orc comes thundering cheerfully out, grinnen ear to ear.

"WHURRZEEAT! WHURRZA LIDDLE TITCH WOT KROMPT HALF A WARBAND LIKE A SERRASAUR ATTA BAKESALE WHURRIZZEE!"

The Shammy bastich is already walking off, slow as before. Even without seeing his face you know he's smiling.

The biggy mohawk blocks your path and your view.

>yew fuggen Shammy kunt.
>I'll see yez lader, smegsucc.

DirtyNuggz whispers from behind at you while your other two henches grin accommodatingly at the Mohawk.

"Datz Boogerloo; callem Boogs. One ovva Warlordz. Careful Boss. He's big smiley narr, but he gets triggrd by VA word "no." "

>QM takes nap

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 30 Oct 2024 12:43:27 No.6132041 Report

Quoted By: >>6132054

>>6132005
>Mohawk
I'm suddenly infuriated by the fact that we, as a lowly goblin, have the worst hair genetics!
CAN'T GET NO STYLISH MANE
CAN'T GET NO MUSTACHE N BEARD
JUST SCRAGGLY WISPY CHEMO PATIENT HAIR
FUCK
THE GODS WILL PAY

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 30 Oct 2024 13:04:45 No.6132048 Report

Quoted By: >>6132051 >>6132054

>>6131985
>4/22HP
can we kludge a new helff swigga?
alternatively we should probably drink 1 or 2 potions

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 13:11:24 No.6132050 Report

Quoted By: >>6132054 >>6132055 >>6132083 >>6132201 >>6132435

[VOTE]
8HP restored per Small Helff Pott.

How many did Toady chugg larst night?

>0

>1

>2

QM too beat to do a good job right now. Writan continues in 14 hrs.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 13:15:20 No.6132051 Report

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>>6132048
No new [Helf Swigga] for now. Tough watertight metal containers are not readily available.

Toady can pack 2 heavily rag-wrapped Smolly Helff Potts in his tuckeroos, BUT, taking 8 dmg and up from one source will break them.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 13:20:51 No.6132054 Report

Quoted By: >>6132201 >>6132435

[IMPROVISE]

>Wrap two Smol Helff Potts in rags and put them in yer tuckeroos Y/N
>Risk: 8dmg from 1 source will have a chance to smash them and hurt YOU

ALSO: see >>6132050 halftime [VOTE]:

>>6132048
>>6132041
>>6131758
>>6130895

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 30 Oct 2024 13:21:58 No.6132055 Report

Quoted By: >>6132060

>>6132050
>8HP
wouldnt it 12?
because 1 pot gave us 2 helff gluggz which healed for 6 each

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 30 Oct 2024 13:31:39 No.6132060 Report

Quoted By: >>6132074

>>6132055
narr, itz 4hp per swigg, and a smol Helff Pott fillz two swiggs

stop pullen me worm

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 30 Oct 2024 14:04:18 No.6132074 Report

Quoted By: >>6132104 >>6132549

>>6132060
huh
i was about 80% sure it healed more for some reason
on an unrelated note: have we told seafood that gui li wanted us to betray him and serve her?
we should do that then next time we see him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 30 Oct 2024 14:21:49 No.6132083 Report

Quoted By: >>6132549

>>6132050
>2
Puts us up to 20hp
We're gonna want it
PRO TIP:
REEL GOBBOS LIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 30 Oct 2024 15:04:44 No.6132104 Report

Quoted By: >>6132201

>>6132074
>have we told Seafood that Gui Li wants us to serve her and betray him

That wasn't Gui Li making the offer. That was Dimmu Queen, using Gui Li's ghostrealm to reach YOU at a critical moment because:

>YOU are close to Yang Wuhan
>YOU have a Dimm Caulk
>YOU were near Her Temple
>YOU needed a Favor

Dimmu is probing for openings towards Yang Wuhan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W3gppWNc Wed 30 Oct 2024 18:38:27 No.6132201 Report

Quoted By: >>6132549 >>6132555

>>6132050
>1

>>6132054
Y, but just 1

>>6132104
>Dimmu is probing for openings towards Yang Wuhan.
She had an opening for us, but itz annuva opening(s) of hers that wez lookin' to fill, yup-yup.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Thu 31 Oct 2024 02:19:28 No.6132435 Report

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>>6132050
>1
for now
>>6132054
keeping them in the pouch otherwise

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 31 Oct 2024 05:35:11 No.6132549 Report

Quoted By: >>6132581 >>6132604 >>6132715 >>6132749 >>6132750 >>6132991

>Toady BoA 862 vs Getting Nooticed 905

"DURR Y'ARE TITCHY! HEERD ABOUCHA! SENT ME LADS OUT FERRA INVOIT, AN HEER Y'ARE! WE GOTSA CHAT!"

He plants a palm nearly half the size of your back and enthusiastically ushers you alongside into the tent.

Your Droogz follow, since they're banking on your rep and menace to avoid getting bullybugged here, but they're far from comfy.

Once in it, he plonks on a pile of sandbags: his pile, because it has animal skin on it.

"Bushpig, horse, stubborn horse, stripe horse, tall cow, and merff. Ya loik?"

You're not sure you like it; looks bristley n pokey, with all that hair. Some of the meat's not cut orf proppa, getting black n rotty. Then you get it: mohawks means it's Mohawk's. That's his chair. Him chair. It's not there to be comfy. It's there to be him. You can't explain it, you just get it.

"Yerr. Zatza beaut. Roit Bosser ittiz."

"BAHA! Yers! We WILL get along! Name's Boog, Titchy! Narr, before Oi troop yez Oima havta try yer. There's a sports-spot opened up for one moar foita, atva starta sub-drop. Proimtoim. Just roit for a killy champ wot I herd gibbt ten Lads to make a breakout deybuu. Whoddya say Titchy?"

[MAKE YOUR EXCUSES]

YOU probably won't be able to worm your way out, but your choice of bullshit will determine your hardship.

PICK THREE

>No.

>Name's not Titchy.

>Yez herd wrong.

>Mm beat ta fukk n injuud.

>Itz against me reljus prinzpuls; itza hullyday

>Itz too hot out, Mm already sunburnt

>Nowon who foits for sport iz worf foitn.

>Mm alreddy bookt (pick anuvva Warlord)

>Mm scurrd. Got arena-froit.

>Yer carnt believe everything yez hearz. Speshully for a schroomed up Shammy

>Mm allergic to sand. Looks me rashiz.

>I gotza rare dizeez. Anyone I bleedz on might get it. (show him yer caulk)

>suumom galga tharmem? (act forn n v v stuuppud, refuse to understand)

>I sez I wantz yer 'HAWK (try to scalp him)

>Wanna sossijj? (BOOM n run!)

>{PILLOWSHEET}

>{POPUP}

>WRITE IN

[R O L L]
>7d100, jic
>EVVERWUN

>>6132201
>>6132083
>>6132074
>>6131758
>>6130764

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 31 Oct 2024 05:40:25 No.6132555 Report

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>>6132201
hurhurhur

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Anonymous ID:6UI5+PfK Thu 31 Oct 2024 06:11:30 No.6132581 Report

Quoted By: >>6132600 >>6132715

Rolled 82, 28, 43, 6, 92, 68, 78 = 397 (7d100)

>>6132549
>Mm beat ta fukk n injuud.
Maybe we'll get a free heal out of it even if we fail our check. Surely he wouldn't send a cripple out to represent him?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 31 Oct 2024 06:26:18 No.6132600 Report

Quoted By: >>6132715

>>6132581
surely.

pick two moar. : )

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Thu 31 Oct 2024 06:31:13 No.6132604 Report

Quoted By: >>6132749 >>6132750

>>6132549
>Name's not Titchy.
>Nowon who foits for sport iz worf foitn.
>I gotza rare dizeez. Anyone I bleedz on might get it. (show him yer caulk)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6UI5+PfK Thu 31 Oct 2024 12:03:14 No.6132715 Report

Quoted By: >>6132749 >>6133244

>>6132549
>>6132600
>>6132581
>No
>Mm beat ta fukk n injuud.
>Mm allergic to sand. Iz ruff and courz n' gets evvryvehs

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Thu 31 Oct 2024 14:20:02 No.6132749 Report

Quoted By: >>6132750

Rolled 29, 56, 99, 55, 37, 32, 93 = 401 (7d100)

>>6132549
>No.
>Name's not Titchy.
>Yer carnt believe everything yez hearz. Speshully for a schroomed up Shammy
>>6132604
>>6132715
reminder to roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Thu 31 Oct 2024 14:25:50 No.6132750 Report

Quoted By: >>6133244

Rolled 86, 82, 58, 58, 4, 38, 92 = 418 (7d100)

>>6132549
>>6132604
>>6132749

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Thu 31 Oct 2024 23:00:17 No.6132991 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27, 13, 36, 48, 6, 42, 78 = 250 (7d100)

>>6132549
>Name's not Titchy.
>Mm beat ta fukk n injuud.
>I gotza rare dizeez. Anyone I bleedz on might get it. (show him yer caulk)

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 01 Nov 2024 04:26:29 No.6133176 Report

Quoted By: >>6133194 >>6133196

Toady BoA 86 || 82, 99 || 58, 92 || 68, 93

>Name's not Titchy x2

>Beat ta fukk n injuud x2

>Rare dizeez x2

>No. x2 (based)

QM fiat, four dialogue options.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Fri 01 Nov 2024 04:44:40 No.6133194 Report

Quoted By: >>6133218 >>6133244

>>6133176
based but i also explicitly want to avoid no since he hates the word

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Fri 01 Nov 2024 04:52:39 No.6133196 Report

Quoted By: >>6133218 >>6133244

>>6133176
maybe roll a d4 for what to exclude

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Fri 01 Nov 2024 05:22:58 No.6133213 Report

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"I'z sez me names naht Titchy, Buggpoop. Try again." You stand legs apart and tug the half-buggerfly knot holding your looped Carrionpede Rope closed around the body. It should be as threatening as resting your hand on a sord, to anyone with an eye.

Boog doesn't seem to notice, scrunches up his face, nodding thoughtfully.

"So yaz durnt fink yer Titchy. Hogay. Hogay. Name's only Bosser if yez ernt it orf uvvas, nart givvit yerself, but hogay. Whodz Boog know anyway... Since yer nart Titchy, loik yer sez, Oi'll be lumpen yer wiv da big Lads. Not a problem for a ballzy Bosser like yez, roit? Good talk, good talk, glad to agree."

>Toady will be scheduled against larger matchups

You try again.

"Ere now, I'z jezt fort many many lots many = 3, lots = many many many; a counting system similar to that of Trollik numeracy of Terry Pratchett's Discworld uvyer Lads jezt yestiddy. Mm all fukkt up n injuud. Ow's it a proppa scrap if I'z copt it when summun fartz."

He nods vigorously, slapping his thigh, waggling a ringnutted finger at you.

Das roit. DAS. IZ. ROIT. Oi carnt send yez in all chewt up n half tornt before yez even startz. Whot will va fans fink? Izza difgrafe ta ve arrena! But dones done, Oiv got yez slotted in roit. Carnt disappoint va fanz, yez unnerstand. So's Oi'll tell ya wot Oi'll do: "

He hurls himself to his feet energetically, stomps over to a pile of sacks and chests, rummages until he gets out a Medium Helff Pott.

Or sumn in a Medium Helff Pott: it doesn't have the usual corky stopper on, but a rag wad. And the sloshy stuff in it isn't clear red like the stuff you got from the Rheas or Plague Town, or the almost opaque scarlet you've seen some Big Hat Fighties carry. It's not even red, it's brown-green like post-use spinach.

"Ah! A lil sum frum me proivot stash. Helff Pott, good as. Beddah even, in some sense. Soid effects, darn worreh baht it. Bin chuggin it yearz, me, n *Oim* alroit, innar. Nar need ta fank me. Leest I cud du." He grins broadly, to hide the hardening squint in his eye. Yu can feel the heat coming off him when he presses his present into your hands. His body's hotting up.

Judging by how close your Droogz have creeped towards the entrance of the tent, you think you might safely make one more go.

"I'z reely dint wanna say yet cuz itz mm-bare-assing, but I garda tell yez: I'z garda dizeez offa slutty I wuz pluppen. Me tonker's all oozy n gnarly narr, loika dedder's. Moit be in me bludd. Yez carnt let me bleed all over va Lads foitn me: if dey all catch it they dedd; if dey splort it on summun they dedd. Dedd loik flies inna hunnerdz, if it goes bad."

"Yerr. Yerr. Yer roit. Carnt be making ORCSHA violashuns for innertainmint. It'f un effikul. Deyll be foitn wiv longs, blunts, n 'tectivs. Nice spot, you. Gudd call."

>hevvy polebashers n Light KA

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Fri 01 Nov 2024 05:32:27 No.6133218 Report

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6133194
>>6133196

Droogz have been licking various clearly labeled powersockets for a while no; QM was going to fiat dat
>No.
to " reward " such blatant cheekiness.

But, since two Droogz have some sense, QM will roll 1d100 whether to include the
>No.

Roll below 73, it's included.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Fri 01 Nov 2024 05:33:59 No.6133219 Report

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You blessed bastitches.

You have no idea what you just avoided.

Writan continues.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Fri 01 Nov 2024 06:35:00 No.6133244 Report

Quoted By: >>6133250 >>6133291 >>6133292 >>6133348

Cornered in all your excuses, you almost say No out of sheer frustration.

Boog can clearly see it coming out of you, his f a v o r i t e word: his eyes squint nearly closed, his grin moar toofy.

Your Droogz catch on half a second slower, mesmerized by the heat waves they're starting to see coming off him.

Uptush, the spongiest brain, gets moving first, clapping both hands across your meof just as your lips part with your tung in your teeth to make the "Nn".

DirtyNuggz n Pork Hos take his lead, Pork Hos standing in front of you to partially block Boog's view of YOU, while DirtyNuggz helps Uptush nod your head and clamp your arms.

They're all grinning and nodding madly at the Warlord, begging you with their eyes to not get you all smeared.

You let them restrain you and bundle you out, to Boog's happy nodding approval. He waves YOU byebye. Two of his Prod-You-zers start following you the moment you're out of Boog's tent. They will be ensuring your attendence.

It's a huge risk your Droogz are taking, putting their hands on you after seeing fifteen Orcs get turnt to burger yesterday.

After their obligatory thrashing in frunnada amused Prod-YOU-zers, you ask your Droogz what their maff was for stopping YOUr No. Or Uptush, since he moved first and led the others.

"Boog'z starna get ol enuff dat ee turns biggy greeny. But ee'z speshul: ee'z gettn really Ogre-y, fatty strong, but ven he's Troll-ly too. Ee'z got plenny meat, n it grows back. We'z heerd he's got sum Fighty cheaties too.

He's dumm n angy when he's foitn, so he carnt be BossChief if Kuggbal Tortu is Bossing, but he's the krumpiest of the Warlords. Even yez will have trubble one on one; if yez foit ere n carnt killem quick, his Droogz n va arena Shammys will join in.

Venn va ovva Warlords will come see: theys Foit Pits are jezt a biggy sprint away, Boss. We wuz looken art fer yer."

You accept their apology, slap them all once each, tell them to cook and lunch up.

[PRE FOIT PREPP]

CHOOSE TWO

>Drink Boog's GenUwyin Helff™ Pott™
>will refund you one Smol Helff Pott already consumed

>Pick a foit wiv 1d3 Lads for warmup

>Look for vat Shammy Boss kunt; he's still here sum place

>Go shopping: see what you can swap Stuff for

FREE ACTION:

>Call Seafood for hints Y/N
>you will need to build a Seafood Shrine to recharge your Trinkkittz; a problem for later
>>6133196
>>6133194
>>6132750
>>6132715

Arena in 20hrs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Fri 01 Nov 2024 06:53:34 No.6133250 Report

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>>6133244
>Drink Boog's GenUwyin Helff™ Pott™
>Go shopping: see what you can swap Stuff for
SHOPPIN? YEEAR

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Fri 01 Nov 2024 10:41:47 No.6133291 Report

Quoted By: >>6134021

>>6133244
>Drink Boog's GenUwyin Helff™ Pott™
>Go shopping: see what you can swap Stuff for
Call Seafood for hints Y

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SeNpKRLm Fri 01 Nov 2024 10:45:16 No.6133292 Report

Quoted By: >>6133341 >>6134021

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>6133244
>>Drink Boog's GenUwyin Helff™ Pott™
>will refund you one Smol Helff Pott already consumed
>Pick a foit wiv 1d3 Lads for warmup

>Call Seafood for hints Y
We're really close to completing III, if we finish it right now then call seafood we might be able to get started on IV, so all the upcoming fight/blood can contribute to it. Am I optimizing too much?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 01 Nov 2024 14:01:00 No.6133341 Report

Quoted By: >>6133350

>>6133292
>am I optimising too much
No, you merely crave power; a defect of personality completely in keeping with Gobliny and Deviant Path Cultivation, hmhmhm.

Toady will need to take two risks to do as you suggest:

1)Build a Seafood Shrine and pray daily to refresh his Trinkkittz
2)Fight opponents with Higher Heroic LM; expect spell-likes, feats, and similar.

There will be a partial cap of how far Toady can advance in TSCP IV while getting instruction from a daily 25sec {SPEEKI CHATTY}, but you are right: the Orc territory is a great place to hard grind without lasting and wideranging backlash like WANTED posters.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Fri 01 Nov 2024 14:28:41 No.6133348 Report

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>>6133244
>Drink Boog's GenUwyin Helff™ Pott™
>Go shopping: see what you can swap Stuff for
perhaps we can get a souvenir for seafood (i wouldnt mind a better weapon too)
>Call Seafood for hints Y
i like the idea of continuing with TSCP IV (we are almost done with TSCP III after 1 day)
if we are bothered for the shrine we can either kill them or come op with an explanation if we are bothered by someone with higher standing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Fri 01 Nov 2024 14:36:43 No.6133350 Report

Quoted By: >>6133354 >>6133356 >>6134021 >>6134543

>>6133341
Hmmm...would filling out all our spell slots with Speeki Chatty give us better instructions, or would sifu tell us to fuck off during his toady-free vacation?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 01 Nov 2024 15:23:06 No.6133354 Report

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>>6133350
you will have a chance to bug Seafood for additional charges of spells you already own at the next town, after your holiday.

Cost will be in LM; you will need to harvest NPCs like a serial killer, or buy livestock with Graincoin.

New spells and re-offers of old spells will only be available when Seafood sets up a base in Elf/Faerie territories in preparation for his heist.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Fri 01 Nov 2024 15:28:14 No.6133356 Report

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>>6133350
Toady has no spellslots; he's using an item, his Trinkkittz, each Trinkkitt containing a spell + discrete spellcharges. Like wands for rogues.

He recharges by setting up a Seafood Shrine and praying for an hour.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 02 Nov 2024 08:42:14 No.6133828 Report

Quoted By: >>6134013

>Go shopping: see what you can swap Stuff for
You got a bunch of Times before you need to get back to Va Arrener, and 1500 Stuffs to swap for uvva Stuffs.

But like hell you're going to haul piles of Stuffs out your Pouch in the open with the Prod-You-zers watching.

You mark out the interesting barterpiles you're going to rummage later, after you're done with Boog's foit.

For now, it's enough to sneak some small valuables out of the Pouch, snatch up a few choice purchases: a biggy span of Humie chainmail, already chopped, just right to slide between your plates and rigging; and a bandy Binny belt wiv six throwdagg sheathes, two daggs missing: just nice to swap out with the shivs on your Carrionpede Rope.

>24 Stuffs spent
>QKA +2 Dur now 16/16
>+1 +1 to weapons other than Daggy
>Output per HIT now 30dmg +6 Vorpal

In the middle of fixing up your Armor and Rope, you take out a lil sumn for a drink.

>Drink Boog's GenUwyin Helff™ Pott™
>Helff Pott (S) refunded

It's fuggen narsty, but what isn't that does you good? You down it and keep it down with your Droogz watching.

All the wounds on you dry up and close.

Then you vomit so hard it comes out your nose, sick as a bugg.

>Toady 2/22HP -> 16/16HP with 1 Regen per turn

>Call Seafood for hints Y
You ring up Seafood for hints.

"SweetfuddsAnOldOrcyShammywotdidntknowmerattedme'annow I'zhaztafoitWotdoSweetfudds"

"A bigger threat than you will take his eyes off you. Then take his staff, and cut his tongue."

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sat 02 Nov 2024 10:31:49 No.6133866 Report

Quoted By: >>6133867

rollan CR

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sat 02 Nov 2024 10:32:50 No.6133867 Report

Quoted By: >>6134007

Rolled 10, 15, 14, 2 = 41 (4d20)

>>6133866

why.

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Anonymous ID:Tr61gJnp Sat 02 Nov 2024 16:04:46 No.6134007 Report

Quoted By: >>6134021

>>6133867
WRYYYYYYYYY

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sat 02 Nov 2024 16:12:45 No.6134013 Report

Quoted By: >>6134016 >>6134021

>>6133828
>>Toady 2/22HP -> 16/16HP with 1 Regen per turn
will this be permanent?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 02 Nov 2024 16:19:06 No.6134015 Report

Quoted By: >>6134037 >>6134045 >>6134081 >>6134401

"Toim'z up, Zur. We'z gotsa get yer to va slott."

The Prod-You-zurs prod you awake, a shorty napp before you have to face whatever riot Boog's come up with to drop you in.

You still feel a little sick from Boog's Helff™ Pott™, but really stretchy. Somehow. Youre quite sure both will pass.

Boog's Foit Pit isn't as crowded as it could be; half of those inside are Gobbs, and most of the other half mobile Orc convalescents. Lots of the fit ones are either supporting the event or on standby - sitting ringside - or participating.

You're separated from your Droogz, who will be watching and hooting relieved from the high unshaded bleachers, and let down a short stair into a kind of a bull-run corridor. Pretty big, this: maybe enough to let in a four-horse car.

You're the only one in your tunnel, apart from the Prod-You-zurs strolling in behind you.

Lots of blood-stink ahead; uneven squares of light shining through the log-hatch gates.

You walk up to it and peek: there's Orcs already on the fight grounds, but all in protected box-forts with outward-facing spikes. These are security, looks like: all the orcs inside have bright, eyecatching, kindy gay head- and armbands, mostly armed with straddle-poles and clubs.

Yours isnt the only gate: you see several across you, occupied: there's animal movement in some. One's trembling.

There's a horn sounding, tu-TURRR, tu-tu-tu-TURRR.

"Stan back Zur. Bart ter start."

You hop off your perch on the gate. A few moments later it starts to get drawn up by a Gobby workgang stationed on the archway.

The other gates open nearly at the same time, their occupants goaded out of them into the sunlight by Orc wranglers, like the Prod-You-zurs behind you, but smaller and much better armed.

What a collection of freaks.

The crowd starts bellowing and rattling the stands, cheering for no one in particular.

The chaos of free tourney begins almost immediately.

[YOUR MOVE]

APPROACH:
pick one:

>stelff
or
>Bosser

OPPONENT
pick one to approach:
no particular order

>group of many (five) baldies wiv bugg botties, armed wiv bows n stikks.

>many many (eight) biggy Orcs, long pole bollbashers, swaddled in cloffs n straw

>carnt see: there's either one or two or four ovvim. Blurry. Longy low profiles. They move slinky.

>empty. Someone fugged up lol.

>Four, fikky bald lions wot with red froggy pouches inna froats. Wide headz wiv chompy teefs.

>Ten flies the size of sheep.

>Two of em, centaurs but weird. Got curly horns and eyes with no pupils. No armor, looks like; unarmed

>just one, but big: wolf twice the size of a horse, with a scorpion tail

>something fat and streamlined and armored, size of maybe a cow, already starting to dig into the sand.

>Not picking; keep back, let the riot sort each other out a little first, pick off the survivors

>Fugg DAT n fugg YOU: charge back into the bullpen and fight the Prod-You-zurs

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 02 Nov 2024 16:20:08 No.6134016 Report

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>>6134013
no, lasts just for today/this event.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sat 02 Nov 2024 16:25:11 No.6134021 Report

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>>6133350
>>6133292
>>6133291
>>6134007
>>6134013

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Anonymous ID:Tr61gJnp Sat 02 Nov 2024 16:44:31 No.6134037 Report

Quoted By: >>6134045 >>6134081 >>6134543

>>6134015
>stelff
>group of many (five) baldies wiv bugg botties, armed wiv bows n stikks.
I doubt the one gate is empty, but we'll see soon enough better not be a stealth archer.
For now, focus on the one that's the most likely to interfere in our fights; don't want to deal with arrows flying at us while we fight.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sat 02 Nov 2024 16:57:48 No.6134045 Report

Quoted By: >>6134368

>>6134037
ok lets do that
>>6134015
no rolls?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Sat 02 Nov 2024 17:43:16 No.6134081 Report

Quoted By: >>6134543

>>6134015
>>6134037
Why not? Not like I have a better idea

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 03 Nov 2024 00:30:44 No.6134368 Report

Quoted By:

>>6134045
not yet, carrying over the BoA 7d100 already made

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4GqiyHnv Sun 03 Nov 2024 01:35:15 No.6134401 Report

Quoted By: >>6134543 >>6135288

>>6134015
>>Two of em, centaurs but weird. Got curly horns and eyes with no pupils. No armor, looks like; unarmed

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 03 Nov 2024 02:48:08 No.6134440 Report

Quoted By: >>6134488

Rolled 40, 25, 61, 18, 67, 1, 32, 27, 18, 37, 92, 4, 73, 18, 31, 96, 57 = 697 (17d100)

1,2,3: rolling against Toady 86+15 Sneekibreeki

456789: stat gen; ÷12+70hp, ÷12=range dmg+2 poison, ÷8=Dur of 3+

10-17: actions

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sun 03 Nov 2024 04:11:09 No.6134488 Report

Quoted By: >>6134536 >>6134543

>>6134440
will the 1 have an impact?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 03 Nov 2024 05:38:44 No.6134534 Report

Quoted By:

>sneekibreeki SUCCESS
>AMBUSHAN

You keep close to the shadows from the arena walls while the better half of the combatants charge to the middle or their immediate neighbors to have at it.

From there you close with your intended targets, the bald bugg botty centaurs, either keeping in the shadows or at a further distance from the nearest belligerent than its closest threat.

They're keeping away from the general scrum too, maintaining a ringed defense, arrows nocked but not shooting.

You continue sneeking, then mock-sneeking when you're nearly in killy distance: tip toes, hunched back, hands limp-wristed in frunnaya, totally like a dumb Gobbos wot fell orf the bleachers.

The baldies discount you, because of course they do: every time they might glance your way you seem to be begging the Gobbos for a hand-up.

True to form the Gobbos jeer and shove at you with sticks to stop you from climbing up: the perfect alibi why you're still in the arena after several glances.

Finally a Troll wiv no legs and just one arm others still growing back leans over the side and lets down a rope.

You turn your back on the baldy insectaurs, and they stop keeping an eye on you to focus on loosing at the biggy flies, not seeming to do much damage bc poison resist.

You crouch, looking at the rope, and [/i:lit]hup[/i:lit], but you're not after the rope: you take Stance in midair and land scuttling, zooming fast for the closest one of the 'taurs

72HP, 6dmg+2poison ranged, 0Dur lol

>AMBUSHY SUICIDEY
>Toady 82+18, 99+18 vs Baldy Buggtaur 92 defensive
>HIT, HIT
> -36HPx2
>GIBBT

You jump him, Carrionrope making a snag from midair, Noiffy digging into meat for an anchor: one yank and youre on him, two doublestabbs through the ribbz, two down the sides of the neck. He coughs red, puking blood, folds without a sound.

Meaty bastich. The Carrionpede's economy of movement gives you a couple of beats extra to act before they can react: you jump the next bastich while her eyes are just starting to widen.

>DEWCLAWS+OVERKILL 5dmg passed on to next target

>BB2: 73HP, 2+2poison ranged, 2dur of 3+
>1Dur 72HP

Just enough time to scratch her a bit, but no biggie: you're reset!

>lez fuggen GOW

>Toady 92+18 vs BB2 72
>HIT
>-1Dur -35HP -3HP from Dewclaw
>BB2: 0Dur 34HP

>BB2 4 vs Toady 58+4
>LOL

The combo sends her reeling, buckling. With a bow in hand she can't do anything but elbow at you, earning her moar cuts from yer Dewclaws.

Her three frens half turn towards her shouts and start chanting.

>zappies!
>shidd!

You kick to high gear, dropping finishers in favor of resetting farsta.

>Toady 93+18 vs BB2 96
>HIT
> -36HP -3HP
>GIBBT
> -5dmg carried over to next target

>Deaththroes 57 vs Toady 68+4
>LAL

Downed!

Three moar!

One baldy still shooting away from the group; one nearest you's finished casting, his stikk has turnt to black stone wiv bladed faces on both ends; one's still mumbling and waving hands.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 03 Nov 2024 05:41:38 No.6134536 Report

Quoted By:

>>6134488
that 1 was for armor dur.

Since QM has made a mistake, and armor was *supposed* to be (d100/8)+10, the mistake will be canon. These two KIA were naked.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 03 Nov 2024 05:59:26 No.6134543 Report

Quoted By: >>6134565 >>6134591 >>6134659 >>6134672 >>6134677

[TACTICS]
WAT DO

>Attack the one that still has his back turned

>Attack the one right in front, with the sharpy stone stikk

>Attack the one still chanting

>Defend, react based on their next move

>Most all their shooters are downed! Theyz fukt anyway! Disengage and pick another target! (which?)

[R O L L]
>7D100
>EVERWUN
>first D100 for disengaging only; ignored otherwise

>>6134488
>>6134401
>>6134081
>>6134037
>>6133350

20hrs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Sun 03 Nov 2024 05:30:31 No.6134565 Report

Quoted By: >>6135288

Rolled 14, 16, 86, 26, 3, 21, 3 = 169 (7d100)

>>6134543
>Attack the one still chanting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Sun 03 Nov 2024 07:54:51 No.6134591 Report

Quoted By: >>6134659 >>6135288

Rolled 98, 42, 61, 90, 15, 54, 6 = 366 (7d100)

>>6134543
>Attack the one still chanting
Guy above me rolled like trash, lel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hQwZk0I/ Sun 03 Nov 2024 11:19:01 No.6134659 Report

Quoted By: >>6135288

Rolled 3, 22, 56, 48, 71, 23, 78 = 301 (7d100)

>>6134543
>Attack the one still chanting

>>6134591
>Guy above me rolled like trash, lel
Hold my beer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hAt0F0eh Sun 03 Nov 2024 13:31:33 No.6134672 Report

Quoted By: >>6135288

Rolled 55, 5, 35, 48, 61, 9, 87 = 300 (7d100)

>>6134543
>Attack the one still chanting

The turned back one IS tempting but noo...

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sun 03 Nov 2024 14:10:37 No.6134677 Report

Quoted By: >>6135288

Rolled 64, 85, 75, 1, 41, 26, 46 = 338 (7d100)

>>6134543
>Attack the one still chanting

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 04 Nov 2024 01:27:36 No.6135175 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 88, 33, 9, 24, 23, 55, 22, 64, 7, 12, 45, 74, 72, 38, 85, 10, 32 = 693 (17d100)

Toady 85, 86 || 91 (+Nat1), 71 || 54, 87

rollan enemy gen and 3 turns

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Mon 04 Nov 2024 05:18:55 No.6135288 Report

Quoted By: >>6135294 >>6135315 >>6135322 >>6135420 >>6135729

Like hell you're going to let him finish the spell. Apart from your own, zappies of any kind have never done you any favors.

You have to dodge the one swinging the stone staff first to geddim, but fuggit: shooters usually shit at melee.

>BB3 (melee) 77HP, 4(x2 from buff)+2 poison melee, 11Dur of 3-

>BB3 64 vs Toady 86+4
>WIFF

He does try several times, smiting the ground. Not that it helps.

You dodge handily past.

The baldy wots still chanting now has to dodge YOU.

>fat charnce

>BB4 (mage) 72, 4 poison melee, 17Dur of 3-

>BB4 12 vs Toady 91+18
>HIT -36 -3
> -15Dur -7HP
>BB4: 2Dur 65HP

>Nat1!
>Crossfire!

The zappy baldy's spell fizzles when you hit him; his kludge keeps you from ripping into him propper, but you chew through the bulk of it. He's left with a belt, shoulders, and a metal collar. You reset.

>finna git yer TENDIES negxt
>NYERR!!

You almost launch yourself, but there's a tingling you feel that awakens a half-memory. You fling yourself back and up, just as whatever you felt zeroes in on the zappy baldy and earths on him. He eats the bulk of it, double bullseye, and totters smoking.

>HIT -25hp -25hp
>BB3: 0dur 21HP

You completely dodge the zappies thanks to your instincts, but you're still too close: when the yellow lightning streaks earth on the baldy, they burst and taze you too!

>ZAPP -10 -10
>Toady -4Dur -4HP

You swivel round to where the bolts came from. It's the two weirdlooken centaurs wiv horns. They're kiting: galloping round keeping distance and just shooting into the general clusterfuck.

The blurry slinky things had been their first targets, pretty hard to hit as-is, but the centaurs have been counting on the burst radius to damage them, and it's working: the blurs are wounded enough that you can now make out their shapes: tentacle-cats.

The tentacle-cats have backed off the uglytaurs for now, slinking into the bare shade under the bleachers, looking for weaker prey, so the 'taurs started taking potshots of opportunity. They thought exactly the same thing you did: kill the caster.

"OYY! DURNT STEAL MUH KILLZ YER FUKKS!"

They smile at your angry Gobby noises, galloping off.

Then the burrowing cow-thing bursts out right under the zappy baldy with a B A U N G, breaking his leggz and buggshell, killing him.

The other two baldies get thrown and concussed along with you.

When you're done shaking orf the dizzies, the baldy wot wuz shooting arrows is getting swarmed and slurped by four giant flies, and the one with the stone pokey is getting stomped and torn by the armored digger.

[TACTICS]

>Charge the armored digger. No wun stealz muh killz

>Charge the flies still feeding

>Pouch sumn (lose one moar trump card; write?)

>Disengage here, hunt one of the following:
>Injured tentacle-cats x 2
>Orc troop x 6 vs lion-frogs x 3
>giant wolf-scorpion, alert, angling

>Else?

[R O L L]
>7d100
>EVERWUN
>1 for disengage

>>6134401
>>6134565
>>6134591
>>6134659
>>6134672
>>6134677

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Mon 04 Nov 2024 05:28:14 No.6135294 Report

Quoted By: >>6135296

Rolled 79, 2, 79, 32, 100, 9, 48 = 349 (7d100)

>>6135288
>Charge the armored digger. No wun stealz muh killz
could become annoying later

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Mon 04 Nov 2024 05:29:36 No.6135296 Report

Quoted By:

>>6135294
redemption

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Mon 04 Nov 2024 06:13:21 No.6135315 Report

Quoted By: >>6135819

Rolled 47, 73, 1, 98, 73, 19, 92 = 403 (7d100)

>>6135288
>Charge the armored digger. No wun stealz muh killz
If I get dubs, you must check 'em

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Mon 04 Nov 2024 06:31:56 No.6135322 Report

Quoted By: >>6135552 >>6135819

>>6135288
>Charge the armored digger. No wun stealz muh killz

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xI9qrC/V Mon 04 Nov 2024 14:22:44 No.6135420 Report

Quoted By: >>6135422

>>6135288
>Charge the armored digger. No wun stealz muh killz
He basically has stealth with that digging ability
>check'd and heil'd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xI9qrC/V Mon 04 Nov 2024 14:25:16 No.6135422 Report

Quoted By: >>6135819 >>6136484

Rolled 80, 17, 33, 96, 37, 17, 5 = 285 (7d100)

>>6135420
Forgot muh roll

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Mon 04 Nov 2024 18:13:33 No.6135552 Report

Quoted By: >>6135819

>>6135322
reminder to roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5Op2jz8U Mon 04 Nov 2024 22:38:00 No.6135729 Report

Quoted By: >>6135819 >>6136484

Rolled 30, 69, 37, 8, 11, 47, 87 = 289 (7d100)

>>6135288
>Charge the armored digger. No wun stealz muh killz

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Tue 05 Nov 2024 00:09:27 No.6135797 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 22, 2, 32, 98, 12, 30, 40, 73, 97 = 406 (9d100)

Toady BoA 73, 79 || 98, 73 || 47, 92

Rollan enemy gen
(1)÷2+ 60hp, (2)÷10+18dmg, (3)÷4+18Dur of 4+

Special ability: Digg, 2 turns on defense; cannot be interrupted

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Tue 05 Nov 2024 01:14:11 No.6135819 Report

Quoted By: >>6135845 >>6135952 >>6136000 >>6136165

You rush the diggy bastich face on. There's battle damage all over it already, and two brass arrows stuck in a front leg. It ain't so tough.

You're zipping at it from a blind side, and it's focussed on ripping into the baldy underfoot, but it swivels when youre thirty paces orf to face you. Tremorsense

The baldy, ignored, starts to crawl away, getting its stone stikk that somehow still not broken Talonclaw Spell-like to swat at the monster flies.

The diggy bastich widens and lowers its stance, draws in its head, ready for you.

>Sand Crasha
>71HP, 18Dmg, 26Dur 4+

You carnt land on its spiky back, and it keeps adjusting according to your Carrionpede zigzags; it's feeling you somehow, probably with its belly being pressed on the ground.

Have to meet it face on. Maybe if you start with an air raver you might have a chance?

The Carrionpede's End of Bats and Squirrels, two lateral half-leaps ending in a corkscrew.

Against your expectations, the Crasha lurches in your general direction. It knew that you leaped when your feet stopped sounding.

>Toady 79+18 vs Crasha 12
>HIT
>-12Dur -6HP
>14Dur 65HP

>Crasha 98 vs Toady 73+4
>GYAARGH
>-4Dur -4hp
>8Dur, 9HP+1regen

It takes most of the interrupted raver on the lip of the shell over its head, then chomps at you to crunch you.

You lose some skin for it, give back as good as you got. It has to let go to chomp again, at which you kick off. You both land at nearly the same time and charge again.

>Toady 98+18 vs Crasha 30
>HIT -36 -5
>-13Dur -7HP
>1Dur 58HP

>Crasha 40 vs Toady 73+4
>NUFFIN

The outcome's better this time: since the fucker's stampeding, means he's off the ground. Your Carrionpede winds wider, doing lazy 8s. The Crasha has to slow down to get a fix, and that's when the winding suddenly lashes straight, Daggy chippychopping the seams between its topshell and its belly. Your Dewclaws give you a little better grip prying and levering it open to getva m e a t.

The cocksucker panics, feeling hot air on its insides, tries to bugger orf, digging frantically.

You plunge in after it, full SUICIDEY, taking sand to the face.

You're nearly smothered by the time you tore it a new goatse.

Unwatched, you get out the Pouch and cram the muvva in, collapsing the sand trap over you.

>Toady 8Dur 14HP

[M O A R]
>4Orcs vs 2 frog-lions

>6 Flies spread out, closing on the Uglytaurs

>Biggybiggy Wolf-Scorpion, now tustling with sumfin wot looks like a smolly gray Ogre, wivva goldy noiff

>Tentacle-cat vs frog-lion

>Tentacle-cat vs 2 flies

[R O L L]
>6D100
>Everwun

>>6135729
>>6135552
>>6135422
>>6135322
>>6135315

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Tue 05 Nov 2024 01:18:53 No.6135821 Report

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NOTE:

For each choice, also choose which side YOU want to attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S0BHLfge Tue 05 Nov 2024 02:12:33 No.6135845 Report

Quoted By: >>6136484

Rolled 82, 78, 99, 68, 13, 39 = 379 (6d100)

>>6135819
>Biggybiggy Wolf-Scorpion, now tustling with sumfin wot looks like a smolly gray Ogre, wivva goldy noiff
>gray ogre wivva goldy noiff
Oooh, shiny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Tue 05 Nov 2024 06:52:43 No.6135952 Report

Quoted By: >>6136484

Rolled 93, 22, 74, 41, 55, 68 = 353 (6d100)

>>6135819
Biggybiggy Wolf-Scorpion, now tustling with sumfin wot looks like a smolly gray Ogre, wivva goldy noiff
>gray ogre wivva goldy noiff

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Tue 05 Nov 2024 09:54:34 No.6136000 Report

Quoted By: >>6136001 >>6136024 >>6136060 >>6136484

Rolled 97, 21, 11, 24, 96, 22 = 271 (6d100)

>>6135819
>Pull out Mo Ao while you're hidden here. Tell him to stay underneath the sand and fuck up everyone else's footing for you by messing with the sand.
He can move through matter ez. Don't need to breathe. Can fuck with them without ever bein seen. Maybe felt, but who cares what soon to be dedders feel.
Carrionpede progress with latest kills?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Tue 05 Nov 2024 09:55:34 No.6136001 Report

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>>6136000
>Trip 000 in post
>11
>22
Auspicious

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Tue 05 Nov 2024 10:39:18 No.6136024 Report

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Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d2)

>>6136000
C000L trippp

>Send Mo Ao to trip up anyone you're fighting.
Noted. -15 to attack and defense for the first group opponents, -8 to the next group. No trump card lost.

Mo Ao now 54/66HP; probably nobody will target him if you're a bigger concern, but he can still suffer AOE.

>current TSCP IV gains plz
rollan HLM, needing 2.5, but will not implement until the fight is over, just to keep the HP handicap on Toady for drinking an unidentified potion. QM tyranny.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Tue 05 Nov 2024 12:15:10 No.6136060 Report

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Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d3)

>>6136000
Baldybuggtaurs = 3, per last roll

current roll for Sand Crasha

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Tue 05 Nov 2024 16:37:18 No.6136165 Report

Quoted By: >>6136484

Rolled 31, 98, 45, 18, 82, 89 = 363 (6d100)

>>6135819
>Biggybiggy Wolf-Scorpion, now tustling with sumfin wot looks like a smolly gray Ogre, wivva goldy noiff
>gray ogre wivva goldy noiff
lets not get a 1 again shall we?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 06 Nov 2024 01:47:15 No.6136389 Report

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Rolled 88, 100, 75, 13, 60, 87 = 423 (6d100)

(1)+(2)=HP
(3)÷10+2= melee
((4)+(5))÷10=range base dmg
(6)÷6+12=dur

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 06 Nov 2024 01:55:46 No.6136398 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 96, 39, 36, 51, 74, 31, 50, 100 = 477 (8d100)

280HP
10Melee
17range base dmg +10; left out
27Dur of 3+

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 06 Nov 2024 02:40:34 No.6136435 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 87, 3, 30, 10, 27, 8 = 165 (6d100)

Toady 97, 98 || 74, 41 || 96, 89

rollan SUICIDEY vs Bobo Fatt

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 06 Nov 2024 02:42:05 No.6136437 Report

Quoted By:

> 2x 100
oh no

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 06 Nov 2024 03:57:42 No.6136466 Report

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Before you get out of the diggy hole you get out Moar Oww.

"Be useful, spooky git. I'mma try get dat 'un, the Oggy wiv da goldy. Need yer ter mess widdim."

•I shall need time.•

"Sign me when yer close. I warnt hiz lewtz."

•Astounding strategic mind you have, Goblin•

"Yer muvva." you say, matter of factly. So long as the Bedsheet's more useful than aggravating you can maintain an incivil working relationship.

Moar Oww turns ghosty and starts moving in the general direction of the Oggy, while you make a show of creeping out like you're confused and bashed up, keeping distant from everyone, playing for time.

You start making for the Oggy and the Wolfy-stingy when Moar Oww's skeletal hand peeks out of the sand close to them, stays up two and a half beats signing at you before sinking back down.

The Wolfy-stingy spots you first, tries to scare you orf by baring its clamped jaws. When you dont slow it flings the Oggy away to face you.

Wolfy-stingy's been shot several times, and a couple gore holes where the Oggy stabbt it; when you veer your path to take its prey it lets you.

The Oggy, stumbling to right itself, can only try to dodge. Moar Oww's no longer in position to fuck with him, but YOU still are.

>Toady SUICIDEY 87+18, 10+18 vs Bobo Fatt pure defense 96, 39
>HITx1 39 + 1 Dewclaws
>-6Dur -8Dur -8HP
>Bobo Fatt 12Dur 272HP

The armor it has isn't worn, it's screwed or riveted right into the meat. Hardcore. And the meat when you cut it is tough. You don't know what it is, it feels extra fikk, or like your sliceys stop being sharp when it touches him, forcing you to muscle in.

Just as you finish the raver the Oggy stomps at you. It connects with your torso, doesn't hurt; you take the opportunity to run the dewclaws on your toes across the bottom of his feet before you're sent sailing off.

You don't fly far, using the Carrionrope to snag the ground to slow you, but when you've righted there's a goldy bow in his hands, goldy arrow nocked.

>eyy! Cheaty git!
>But I want vat too!

You charge, winding; Oggy raises the bow, following you; and Moar Oww bursts out under his feet, fucking with him.

>Toady 98+18 vs Bobo Fatt 36-15
>Hit 39
>-12Dur -15hp -5hp
>Bobo Fatt 253HP

>Bobo Fatt 51-15 vs Toady 97+4
>WIFF

It misses, lets go the bow just as you reach him; one hand up over his face to take the brunt of your killykilly, the other hand drawn back to the waist.

The empty hand clenches on air, but you know what it is.

>Noiff stance!
>Gutta gibb farst!

>Toady 74+18 vs Bobo Fatt 31-15
>HIT -39
>Bobo Fatt 216HP

>Bobo Fatt 74-15 vs Toady 41+4
>GAKK
>-2Dur -2HP
>Toady 6Dur 14+1HP

Not farst enuff; Carrionpede relies on a rain of blades instead of actual defense, betting on the target flinching or dying instead of eating an injury just to land a WHOMP.

The Oggy does exactly this. Your quality kludge eats most of it, n the nick wot got fru is closing, but less of this would be nice.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Wed 06 Nov 2024 04:24:57 No.6136473 Report

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Rolled 4 (1d4)

Oggy keeps its eyes on you, waving the goldy noiff in one hand, swatting and kicking at Moar Oww when he reaches up time to time.

When the Oggy finally drops his gaze in frustration and starts stomping the ground at the weird skelly ghost tryna snag his gookies, you zoop in spinning.

>Toady 96+18 vs BF 50-15
>BRRRZZT -39 -5
>BF 172HP

You catch the beginnings of a grin just as you begin bluddletting.

>shitt! Itza fakeout!

The best you can do in the circumstances is drop the combo and cross-up. You do well enough to dodge the knife twice by twisting in mid air with just toe-taps, but then a fist clutching several arrows finds your back, a combination of sneak and luck.

>BF 100
>Auto hit with Status
>rollan Status
>1= Paralysis (Con check) 3 turns, roll Bo3 85 to resist
>2= Acid 8
>3= Blind (Dex check), roll BoA 60 +3dmg
>4=Concussion 1 turn, +10dmg

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Wed 06 Nov 2024 05:08:38 No.6136484 Report

Quoted By: >>6136490 >>6136498 >>6136553 >>6136681

The lead arrow that shivs you snaps with a momentary hiss and, just as the Oggy fuck knees you off him, explodes where it stabbt.

You're flat on the ground, seeing eights and bleeding. The back plate of your armor's split, leaving half of the front droopy.

>lukky itz juzt wun arrar wot trigged
>muvvafugg

>CRITT -10 -10
> -4Dur -4HP
>Toady 2Dur 9+2HP

When you get up again the Oggy cunt's made distance, bow up and aimed.

His smirk has widened, steady. He extends the forefinger bracing his bow to beckon you. You don't know what he finna do, but you're CERTAIN it's bullshit.

[DUEL]

Toady needs one turn to close on the Oggy, and Moar Oww needs 2.

Toady has 1 Smol Helff Pott in his tuckeroos; 8HP restore; if it breaks, restores just 4HP.

WAT DO

>Close, then attack Defensive

>Close, then attack Offensive

>Switch targets: Wolfy-Stingy only. You may suffer kiting from Oggy

>Pure defense, regen 3 turns, wait for Moar Oww to close first

>Sumn from Pouchy (lose one moar trump card; write in)

>Else? (write in)

[R O L L]
>7D100
>1 for switching targets

>>6136165
>>6136000
>>6135952
>>6135845
>>6135422
>>6135729

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Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 06 Nov 2024 05:26:18 No.6136490 Report

Quoted By: >>6136943

Rolled 98, 32, 37, 70, 23, 20, 67 = 347 (7d100)

>>6136484
>Pure defense one round, drinking potion to do so and letting Mo Ao get into position
>Attack offensive after

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Anonymous ID:TI4nBEI3 Wed 06 Nov 2024 05:45:34 No.6136498 Report

Quoted By: >>6136943

Rolled 21, 64, 53, 23, 12, 8, 46 = 227 (7d100)

>>6136484
>Close, then attack Defensive
He's more dangerous at range

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Wed 06 Nov 2024 07:39:56 No.6136553 Report

Quoted By: >>6136943

Rolled 87, 68, 35, 62, 48, 80, 90 = 470 (7d100)

>>6136484
>Pure defense, regen 3 turns, wait for Moar Oww to close first

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Wed 06 Nov 2024 15:57:12 No.6136681 Report

Quoted By: >>6136943

Rolled 78, 79, 4, 73, 77, 79, 58 = 448 (7d100)

>>6136484
>Pure defense, regen 3 turns, wait for Moar Oww to close first
drink the one potion we have

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 07 Nov 2024 02:04:26 No.6136922 Report

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Rolled 4, 41, 88 = 133 (3d100)

Toady 79, 53 || 73, 77 || 80, 90

You have to wait while your wounds close up. Just in case, you get out the Smol Helff Pott youve kept in your tuckeroos.

While you dodge, you run: have to keep the shooty Oggy in one place long enough for Moar Oww to reach him.

The Oggy knows he's in a pinch between YOU and the gooliegrabber, but he can't move, not if he wants to make his arrows hurt and count.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 07 Nov 2024 02:10:57 No.6136927 Report

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Rolled 80, 42 = 122 (2d100)

>WIFF

>WIFF

>WIFF

Moar Oww doesnt come up the whole time. He's probably not shafting you, just wants to keep out of sight since the Oggy has good eyes.

The other beasties and fighters don't interfere: it's just you, the Oggy, and the Wolfy left. Most of everyone else either dead or detained.

You're all closed up now from Boog's Pott regen. Now you close

>QM rollan 1 round
>using spare 1st rolls for Toady

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 07 Nov 2024 02:41:51 No.6136943 Report

Quoted By: >>6136961 >>6136989 >>6137025 >>6137034 >>6137052

He looses one moar shott trying to narrow your movement, the next already nocked the moment the last flies, and the third, loaded, better aimed, between the two.

You dodge right left twice - that's it for his strat - and zoop in.

He grins, nocking again, another loaded arrow - and vanishes.

You keep course, as if he's still there. He's too big to move fast, and the moment he jumps or rolls you can get him. He might be able to fly but you doubt it: Wolfy wouldn't have been able to chomp him if he did.

Two beats after he vanishes he pops back into view, surprised and annoyed as hell: Moar Oww made a move just as you maxxed speed, punching him in the goolies.

>Bobo Fatt -2HP = 170HP from surprise goolie punch

For this Moar Oww gets a kick and a stomp, which he mostly escapes by turning ghosty again.

>Moar Oww -4HP =50HP

The Oggy's dropped the bow, which vanished again, and in his hand's the noiff, waiting for YOU.

>KAMMARN

>Toady 98+18 vs Bobo Fatt 42-15
>HIT -39 -5
>BF 126HP

>Bobo Fatt 80-15 vs Toady 87+4
>WHOOSH
>Toady 2Dur 14/16HP

He's worried and you know it: no one's ever hurt him this bad this quickly without spells, traps, or explosives.

You're dangerous.

[SHOWWIM HOW DANJRUZ]
>8D100

>>6136490
>>6136498
>>6136553
>>6136681

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Thu 07 Nov 2024 03:14:59 No.6136961 Report

Quoted By: >>6137097

Rolled 29, 40, 65, 31, 96, 97, 76, 72 = 506 (8d100)

>>6136943

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Thu 07 Nov 2024 04:36:14 No.6136989 Report

Quoted By: >>6137097

Rolled 99, 56, 74, 15, 22, 71, 78, 28 = 443 (8d100)

>>6136943

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fn4UgA0R Thu 07 Nov 2024 05:54:59 No.6137025 Report

Quoted By: >>6137097

Rolled 74, 7, 96, 39, 1, 37, 95, 18 = 367 (8d100)

>>6136943

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Thu 07 Nov 2024 06:19:13 No.6137034 Report

Quoted By: >>6137097

Rolled 86, 85, 46, 7, 3, 2, 91, 13 = 333 (8d100)

>>6136943

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4K1+QvEa Thu 07 Nov 2024 07:23:02 No.6137052 Report

Quoted By: >>6137097

Rolled 9, 29, 45, 7, 5, 27, 42, 56 = 220 (8d100)

>>6136943
Gib shinies!

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 07 Nov 2024 09:27:46 No.6137074 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 8, 70, 34, 52, 19, 17, 92, 99 = 391 (8d100)

Toady 99, 85 || 74, 39 || 96 (Nat1), 97 || 95, 72

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 07 Nov 2024 11:04:41 No.6137090 Report

Quoted By: >>6137094

Rolled 80, 18, 50, 72, 65, 91 = 376 (6d100)

>Toady 99+18 vs Bobo Fatt 8-15
>HIT -39 -6
>Bobo Fatt 81HP

>BF 70-15 vs Toady 85+4
>WIFF

>Toady 74+18 vs BF 34-15
>HIT -39
>BF 42HP

>BF 52-15 vs Toady 39+4
>WIFF

Between Moar Oww's aggressive molestation and your repeated drop-switchup of combos you r e a l l y GIVVIDIM.

>Toady 97+18 vs BF 17-15
>HIT -39 -5
>GIBBT

>BF 19-15 vs Toady 96+4
>RIP LOL

The Carrionpede's jab-saw action finally cuts enough chunks out of him that he falls.

>NAT1!

His goldy noiff, it so happens, had been caught in your Carrionrope; his last attack, futile otherwise, had put enough strain on your Carrionrope to part it in three places.

You don't have time to repair it now, just make do with Daggy n Noiffy, like the shit old days.

You know what's coming; so does the furbag.

It's galloping just as you turn.

>monster gen
>2d100+20 HP
>2d100÷10+10 Bite attack
>1d100÷10+10 Sting attack
>1d100÷2+8 Natural Armor 2+

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Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Thu 07 Nov 2024 11:27:29 No.6137094 Report

Quoted By: >>6137099 >>6137104

>>6137090
YEESH. I wonder if that hp and dur is before or after BF's tango with it prior to us cutting in.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 07 Nov 2024 11:49:22 No.6137097 Report

Quoted By: >>6137102 >>6137131

118HP, 22dmg Bite with Grapple, 17dmg Sting with 8 poison, 54Dur of 2+

Your Carrionpede's less killy now, thanks to losing most of the middle of the Carrionrope.

>fuggit, two killz as well as free
>juzt takez longa

>Toady 95+18 vs Wolfy-Stingy 92-8
>HIT -32 -4
>-16Dur -10HP
>WS 38Dur 108HP

The Furface has watched you fight the Oggy for a bit, can kind of guess that Moar Oww's about and on your side. It keeps a wider berth from where it last saw a grabby skelly hand, just takes everything you dish out, so that the split second pause when youve run out of, it lunges and lunches NARM.

>WS 99-8 vs Toady 72+4
>CHMPP
>-2Dur -16HP
>Smol Helff Pott breaks in your Tuckeroos!
>Toady 4+1HP

The last of your armor breaks in its jaws.

You have to struggle free!

[TACTICS]
You are going to struggle to break free for your next turn.

What will you do after that?

>Make for the Sand Crasha's Hole for cover, 3 turns, doff on your spare set of QKA 9Dur(-2 for doffing)

>Make for a random survivor of the other groups, try to throw them in the path of the Furface, gain time to recover

>Furface juzt LUKKY! Killem like normal!

>Shout for Moar Oww to stop being gae and help yer! (SUS AF; high chance of losing a trump)

>Else?

>>6137052
>>6137034
>>6137025
>>6136989
>>6136961

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 07 Nov 2024 11:57:06 No.6137099 Report

Quoted By: >>6137105

>>6137094
Toady cut in just when Furface managed to snoof out the Invisible Archer
>6134037, nice guess, legit and take a chomp.

These two spent the last several rounds just ranging and angling.

CR 6-8 template monsters

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 07 Nov 2024 11:59:28 No.6137100 Report

Quoted By: >>6137309 >>6137781

ADD

[R O L L]

>10 D100
>EVERWUN

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Anonymous ID:4K1+QvEa Thu 07 Nov 2024 12:02:40 No.6137102 Report

Quoted By: >>6137106

>>6137097
>Make for the Sand Crasha's Hole for cover, 3 turns, doff on your spare set of QKA 9Dur(-2 for doffing)
Stuff a sausage in his face if he tries to get in the cave or maybe we can just bag him live if he tries to leap in? .
Would the gold knife be better than our knoify? I don't remember what the stats of knoify

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 07 Nov 2024 12:07:58 No.6137104 Report

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>>6137094
I *had* thought maybe a smart Gobbo might suggest helping the Oggy against the Wolf, then killim later, but picrel happened.

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Anonymous ID:4K1+QvEa Thu 07 Nov 2024 12:10:01 No.6137105 Report

Quoted By: >>6137107

Rolled 29, 22, 98, 61, 57, 90, 32, 26, 30, 85 = 530 (10d100)

>>6137099
Lol, I was just meming
>pic related

Rolling

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Thu 07 Nov 2024 12:10:21 No.6137106 Report

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>>6137102
Noiffy is 6; really good for a knife. Stumpy knew his steel.

The Goldy Noiff can't be used as-is; need to bring it back to Seafood first.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Thu 07 Nov 2024 12:16:00 No.6137107 Report

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>>6137105
lol, the cheapest zmuggezt bild.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Thu 07 Nov 2024 13:45:13 No.6137131 Report

Quoted By: >>6137163

Rolled 91, 45, 38, 6, 76, 96, 44, 25, 23, 2 = 446 (10d100)

>>6137097
>Make for the Sand Crasha's Hole for cover, 3 turns, doff on your spare set of QKA 9Dur(-2 for doffing)
normally i would just keep attacking but we always get 1s lately

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4K1+QvEa Thu 07 Nov 2024 16:10:33 No.6137163 Report

Quoted By: >>6137457 >>6137933

>>6137131
This guy can one-shot us at full health (with no armor), while we need at least 5 hits on him to bring him down. We can't afford to play straight or fair against this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Thu 07 Nov 2024 21:22:24 No.6137309 Report

Quoted By: >>6137933

Rolled 45, 57, 83, 76, 38, 87, 59, 58, 91, 14 = 608 (10d100)

>>6137100
>Make for the Sand Crasha's Hole for cover, 3 turns, doff on your spare set of QKA 9Dur(-2 for doffing)
Hmm...as a quadruped, it probably has a spot it can't easily reach. If we can scamper onto that spot we can gore the fuck outta it without it being able to easily retaliate.
It's got a bite attack (threat from front) and a sting attack (threat from back).
Cut the stinger off, cling to the back, and it's safer. Right?
Tactical thoughts for later. For now, need ARMOR. And to grab a sossig.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Fri 08 Nov 2024 01:59:18 No.6137457 Report

Quoted By: >>6137645

>>6137163
surely QM wont roll 100 then right?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Fri 08 Nov 2024 06:10:29 No.6137645 Report

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Rolled 91, 89, 67, 48, 11, 69, 23, 73, 83, 57 = 611 (10d100)

>>6137457
you're jinxing it bro lol

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 08 Nov 2024 09:44:18 No.6137724 Report

Quoted By: >>6137781 >>6137824 >>6137868

Already written post with current rolls; Toady is fukt unless two moar Droogz to report and roll 10D100.

24hrs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Fri 08 Nov 2024 13:40:03 No.6137781 Report

Quoted By: >>6137933

Rolled 65, 37, 45, 44, 31, 62, 31, 82, 10, 7 = 414 (10d100)

>>6137100
>>6137724

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fn4UgA0R Fri 08 Nov 2024 16:04:55 No.6137824 Report

Quoted By: >>6137825

>>6137724

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fn4UgA0R Fri 08 Nov 2024 16:06:02 No.6137825 Report

Quoted By: >>6137933

Rolled 89, 87, 38, 25, 61, 83, 50, 51, 70, 72 = 626 (10d100)

>>6137824

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Fri 08 Nov 2024 18:06:52 No.6137868 Report

Quoted By: >>6137871 >>6137933

>>6137724
oh great.
will we get our +4 (or whatever) roll bonus?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 08 Nov 2024 18:10:01 No.6137871 Report

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>>6137868
yes, +4 Dodge still in

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Fri 08 Nov 2024 18:35:43 No.6137882 Report

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Rolled 2, 7, 17, 14, 6, 11, 13, 17, 2 = 89 (9d20)

Toady 91, 87 || 98, 76 || 76, 96 || 50, 82 || 91, 85

>Distance from Sand Cubby: 3

>Distance from Furface: 0

>If Distance reaches -ve, YOU are cut off; the distance to the Cubby will increase by the -ve, and Distance reset to 0

>Moar Oww's -8 penalty against Furface will only be for the first turn

Another chomp is going to end you, you know it. The moment you've twisted out of its jaws you BTFO galloping on fours to the sand cubby the diggy Crasha made.

Furface has another idea: the same one.

>Furface 91-8 Atk vs Toady 91+4
>MISS

>Furface 89-8 Chase vs Toady 87+4
>Distance from Cubby now 2

Your Carrionpede movements and Moar Oww managing to grab a chock of hair last second makes Furface juuuust miss.

>Furface 67 Atk vs Toady 98+4
>MISS

>Furface 47 Chase vs Toady 76+4
>Distance 3

Your fulleffort ziggyzagging gets you a lead; the snapping at your back is further off. You might pull ahead, provided you don't stumble.

>Furface 69 Atk vs Toady 96+4
>MISS

>Furface 11 Chase vs Toady 76+4
>Distance 1

>Furface 73 Atk vs Toady 82+4
>MISS

>Furface 23 Chase vs Toady 50+4
>YOURE HERE

You've been muttering the {PILLOWSHEET} chant as you ran, holding back the last bit needed to activate it; the moment you leap into the sand cubby out of sight of almost everyone you finish the chant, flowing ghostlike into the sand.

Furry bastich plunges after you, digging madly, either thinking because you went down so fast you're in a tunnel, or supposing that since the sand it's digging at is packed, you carnt be too deep in.

The moment it catches a mouf-full of Gobb meat it clamps and shakes its head like a mad fuck, trying to thrash you dedd.

It works: that's not YOU, but it is dedd. And packed with three primed BOOMsossijjiz and a whole BOOMcandle.

>baked yez a cake fuckface
>I. HÆT. DOGGZ.

>QM rollan exoload 8D20
>last D20 for meat ration Stuffs defucted
>3 sossijj and 1 candle deducted

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Fri 08 Nov 2024 19:26:51 No.6137898 Report

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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)

>BOOM -87
> -38Dur -11HP
>Furface 0Dur 97HP

The pakpakpakBAMM is your cue: you surface from the sand in your hastily doffed QKA right under the furfuck's belly and GIVVIDIM SLAYCIDEY.

>Toady 91+18 vs Furface 57
>HIT -32 -3

>Toady 85+18 vs no defense
>HIT -32 -1
>Furface 29

The splitsecond glance you give the Furface's front end between your ××MESSYMUM GOBBO×× combo sees that its jaw has been blown messily orf.

The fugger's tottering, trying to stay standing.

>Furface CONCUSSED
>Bite Attack disabled

The rest of the fight is just a formality.

You break the spine and split its heart.

When you look up again the bleachers are swaying from the dancing chanting Gobbos.

"GORE WOL KAH! GORE WOL KAH!"

"GORE WOL KAH! GORE WOL KAH!"

Your Droogz and the witnesses of your marathon fight yesterday probably started it.

But you loose your own victory-cry above theirs, a tradition and a necessity:

"HANS ORF OLL MOI DIBBZ!!!"

>QM rollan DIBBZ

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 08 Nov 2024 21:14:54 No.6137930 Report

Quoted By: >>6137962 >>6138118 >>6138150 >>6138463

With the help of your Droogz you stake your claim over several corpses and take your DIBBZ.

This done you order your Droogz back to the hole where you had spent the night to erect a tent.

It's big enough just for you; them three can sleep outside if they want.

Warlord Boog's probably pleased with you; he pulled off his Prod-You-zurs after the fight to give you space. He knows greenies can get real touchy after a biggy fight; he understands. You spot them standing very far orf, pretending not to look at you. You are being monitored. Boog will probably have them invite you again after a few days.

After a bit of quiet twigging how to handle this, you tell your Droogz to sew up several swag bags.

You retreat into your tent for secrecy and fill the swag bags all up with Stuffs.

You've been wanting to make some REAL bargains since you browsed the bazaar. Youve heaped all this dosh since ages.

Narrs yer chance ta SPENDDIT.

$$$SHOPPING$$$

>WARMOUNT SADDLERS & RAID AIDS:
>a mounting horn and straddle for Wagon; YOU will get a chance to stay mounted if attacked, and have additional carriage without using Pouchy
>120 Stuffs Y/N

>War Raft, fits 8 Oiks if no one foits and everwun stands
>may be unsinkable
>no cover
>140 Stuffs Y/N

>SNAKKZ N PATTZ
>Petshop.
>Dunno what it is, but it's va BEST; rollan 1D100 for random rare critter
>costs 4D100+200 Stuffs; comes with a Slave Command collar. Y/N

>WERKZ UV EEBAL
>Dok's not in, juzt uz in-turns
>Wan sum charms? Deyz got juju innem
>{FLY} 1D100+100 Stuffs Y/N
>{TALK AT PLANT} 2D100+100 Stuffs Y/N
>{LEWDMOON'S TANKY HOVEL} 2D100+150 Stuffs Y/N
>{STANKY POOTZ} 1D100+50 Stuffs Y/N
>{SUMN SUMN FIG} 1D100+80 Stuffs Y/N
>{MILF'S MEATY PURSE} 1D100+80 Y/N
All above have one-or-two charges each, and the in-turns don't know what they do; QM doesn't either, for half of them; will make uneducated guesses later; you may surrender them to Seafood to get an expanded Trinkkitt upgrade menu when it is offered.

>LEWT HAUS
>Toily Books; 3 stacks avail, 1d100 Stuffs per stack.
>Contain 1D3-1 Wizard spells if QM rolls 1, 100, and doubles; 11%. Y/N and how many

>Musicy instruments in cloff bags and boxes; not many buyers. 4 stacks avail, 1D100+20 Stuffs per stack.
>Contains 1d3-1 Bard spells if QM rolls primes and 100; 26%; Y/N and how many

>ROKKS
>Shoiny Rokks!!!
>3 Stuffs for 5 handfuls of rokkz, worth 1 stuff each
>Each rock rolls 1D100
>Anything with an 8 is a semiprecious gem; 10%
>11, 55, 77, 99 is precious gem 4%
>1 and 100 is Majjikk Gem 2%
>How many handfuls to buy?
>may opt ALL BAL

[DIBBZ]
Pick three moar DIBBZ from the following; goldy weapons, wolfy sting and Crusha corpse are already yours

>Tentacle-cat

>Baldy buggbutt caster

>Fly

>Uglytaur

>Frog-Lion

>a Reff

%%%SPECIAL OFFER%%%
>{POPUP} back to Seafood to submit souvies & get TSCP IV
>Costs 2D20 Stuffs and 1d6+6 Days Off

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Fri 08 Nov 2024 21:22:40 No.6137933 Report

Quoted By: >>6137956

>>6137868
>>6137825
>>6137781
>>6137309
>>6137163

QM will calculate all HLM if anons take muh speshul offur.

50hrs.

ask for moar time if needed.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Fri 08 Nov 2024 23:06:18 No.6137956 Report

Quoted By: >>6137973

>>6137933
how many stuffs do we have again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Fri 08 Nov 2024 23:44:56 No.6137962 Report

Quoted By: >>6137973 >>6138150

>>6137930
We got abouts 1500 stuffs last I checked. Spent a piddling of it but prolly gained just as much back.
Listing everyfing I wanna buy:
>WARMOUNT SADDLERS & RAID AIDS 120
>{FLY} 1D100+100
>{TALK AT PLANT} 2D100+100
>{LEWDMOON'S TANKY HOVEL} 2D100+150
>{STANKY POOTZ} 1D100+50
>{SUMN SUMN FIG} 1D100+80
>{MILF'S MEATY PURSE} 1D100+80
Assuming an AVERAGE roll, we're looking at ~1180 stuffs spent so far.
Wanna keep tha rest in reserve.

>Baldy buggbutt caster
>Uglytaur
>a Reff

>{POPUP} back to Seafood to submit souvies & get TSCP IV
Yes on special offer, thank you based kinophage

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sat 09 Nov 2024 00:26:01 No.6137973 Report

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>>6137956
>what is Stuffs Bal
1624.

>>6137962
: D

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NAT 1 Anon ID:F8p77tp5 Sat 09 Nov 2024 04:38:54 No.6138118 Report

Quoted By: >>6138122

>>6137930
>WARMOUNT SADDLERS & RAID AIDS
>War Raft, fits 8 Oiks if no one foits and everwun stands
might be useful at some point
>SNAKKZ N PATTZ
>{FLY} 1D100+100 Stuffs
>{TALK AT PLANT} 2D100+100 Stuffs
>{LEWDMOON'S TANKY HOVEL} 2D100+150 Stuffs
>{SUMN SUMN FIG} 1D100+80 Stuffs
>ROKKS (lets say worth 30 stuffs)
GAMBA
>Tentacle-cat
>Fly
>Frog-Lion
seafood might find them interesting
>{POPUP} back to Seafood to submit souvies & get TSCP IV
we could go back (i began to like it here tho)

i would say we buy as much as we can because we dont need many stuffs otherwise
maybe if we get good rolls we can even buy everything

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sat 09 Nov 2024 04:45:20 No.6138122 Report

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>>6138118
>I like it in Orc Town
You'll be back; the cost of 1d6+6 Days Off is for Toady to navigate back from Yang Wuhan's current location In transit to Buttondew Hills after learning TSCP IV.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Sat 09 Nov 2024 06:38:47 No.6138150 Report

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>>6137930
>>6137962 +1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4GqiyHnv Sat 09 Nov 2024 22:10:00 No.6138463 Report

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>>6137930
>$$$SHOPPING$$$
>>WARMOUNT SADDLERS & RAID AIDS:
>>a mounting horn and straddle for Wagon; YOU will get a chance to stay mounted if attacked, and have additional carriage without using Pouchy
>>120 Stuffs Y
>>War Raft, fits 8 Oiks if no one foits and everwun stands
>>may be unsinkable
>>no cover
>>140 Stuffs Y
>>SNAKKZ N PATTZ
>>Petshop.
>>Dunno what it is, but it's va BEST; rollan 1D100 for random rare critter
>>costs 4D100+200 Stuffs; comes with a Slave Command collar. N
>>WERKZ UV EEBAL
>>Dok's not in, juzt uz in-turns
>>Wan sum charms? Deyz got juju innem
>>{FLY} 1D100+100 Stuffs Y
>>{TALK AT PLANT} 2D100+100 Stuffs N
>>{LEWDMOON'S TANKY HOVEL} 2D100+150 Stuffs Y
>>{STANKY POOTZ} 1D100+50 Stuffs N
>>{SUMN SUMN FIG} 1D100+80 Stuffs N
>>{MILF'S MEATY PURSE} 1D100+80 Y
>All above have one-or-two charges each, and the in-turns don't know what they do; QM doesn't either, for half of them; will make uneducated guesses later; you may surrender them to Seafood to get an expanded Trinkkitt upgrade menu when it is offered.
>>LEWT HAUS
>>Toily Books; 3 stacks avail, 1d100 Stuffs per stack.
>>Contain 1D3-1 Wizard spells if QM rolls 1, 100, and doubles; 11%. Y 3
>>Musicy instruments in cloff bags and boxes; not many buyers. 4 stacks avail, 1D100+20 Stuffs per stack.
>>Contains 1d3-1 Bard spells if QM rolls primes and 100; 26%; Y 1
>>ROKKS
>>Shoiny Rokks!!!
>>3 Stuffs for 5 handfuls of rokkz, worth 1 stuff each
>>Each rock rolls 1D100
>>Anything with an 8 is a semiprecious gem; 10%
>>11, 55, 77, 99 is precious gem 4%
>>1 and 100 is Majjikk Gem 2%
>>How many handfuls to buy?
10

>[DIBBZ]
>Pick three moar DIBBZ from the following; goldy weapons, wolfy sting and Crusha corpse are already yours
>>Tentacle-cat
>>Baldy buggbutt caster
>>Fly

>%%%SPECIAL OFFER%%%
>>{POPUP} back to Seafood to submit souvies & get TSCP IV
>>Costs 2D20 Stuffs and 1d6+6 Days Off
Yes please.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 10 Nov 2024 03:10:22 No.6138628 Report

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CURRENT CHOICE TALLY

>Saddle 120
>3

>War Raft 140
>2

>Epic Pet
>1

>{FLY} 1D100+100
>3

>{TALK AT PLANT} 2D100+100
>2

>{LEWDMOON'S TANKY HOVEL} 2D100+150
>2

>{STANKY POOTZ} 1D100+50
>2

>{SUMN SUMN FIG} 1D100+80
>2

>{MILF'S MEATY PURSE} 1D100+80
>3

>Gamble for Wizard spells
>1

>Gamble for Bard spells
>1

>Gamble for Gems
>2; (30 stuffs spent, 50 chances)

>Baldy Buggbutt caster corpse
>3

>Uglytaur corpse
>2

>Reff corpse
>2

>Tentacle Cat corpse
>2

>Frog-Lion corpse
>1

>Fly corpse
>2

QM will wait ~12hrs more; purchase and gamble choices will be locked in at 3 or more, assuming 5 Droogz; DIBBZ choices will be locked in at 3, and a roll-off between 2s.

Updated Toady's HP for completing TSCP III; now 30/30HP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Sun 10 Nov 2024 03:55:20 No.6138650 Report

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Lemme convince you droogs.
Dont need a raft, swimmin iz trainan.
Seafood will praise us for bringing him all the magics.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 10 Nov 2024 12:46:36 No.6138811 Report

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Rolled 94, 6, 41, 54, 3, 37, 85, 85 = 405 (8d100)

$

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 10 Nov 2024 12:56:15 No.6138814 Report

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Rolled 2 (1d3)

If all spells are bought:
>405+560 = 965 Stuffs for all spell samples
>120 Stuffs for raft
>30 stuffs for 50 handfuls of Gems
>Subtotal 1115

If only {FLY} and {MILF} are bought:
>359
>+120+50
>Subtotal 529

I'll just let this sit for 12 hrs; lazy.

Rollan 1D3 for which DIBBZ gets eliminated
>1= Uglitaur
>2= Reff
>3= Tenticat

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 10 Nov 2024 13:13:35 No.6138817 Report

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Rolled 35, 99, 21, 32, 71, 63, 53, 45, 48, 14, 96, 82, 82, 60, 20, 3, 89, 10, 34, 34, 45, 45, 85, 16, 36 = 1218 (25d100)

rollan rokks

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Sun 10 Nov 2024 13:16:06 No.6138819 Report

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Rolled 25, 64, 33, 69, 97, 98, 47, 52, 57, 99, 60, 59, 83, 56, 40, 87, 18, 81, 6, 71, 69, 20, 11, 26, 30 = 1358 (25d100)

and again

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Sun 10 Nov 2024 13:24:40 No.6138822 Report

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Semiprecious: 10
Precious: 3

Balance converted back to Stuffs @ 1Stuff per 5 gems = 7 Stuffs

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Mon 11 Nov 2024 04:22:22 No.6139226 Report

Quoted By: >>6139227

~ADMIN POST DAY~

>Purchased Saddle
>Purchased {FLY} and {MILF}
>gamble getty 10 Semiprecious and 3 Precious gems
>DIBBZ Baldybuggbutt Caster, Tenticat, Uglitaur
>Splurgy Spree -529 Stuffs; bal §1095
>PLEZZUR DOIN BIZNIZ WIVYA GUVNAH!

QM rollan cost to trudge back to Orc Town after visiting Seafood.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 11 Nov 2024 04:23:36 No.6139227 Report

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Rolled 1 + 6 (1d6 + 6)

>>6139226

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:duJK9EGX Mon 11 Nov 2024 06:46:29 No.6139282 Report

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Rolled 6, 12 = 18 (2d20)

>33-7= 26 Days Orf remaining

Once you got everfin sorted you get your Droogz in for a huddle.

" Roit ya cunts, lissin up. Boog's boiz are lurkin on me, and I gotz bizniz orf frummere. Here's what I'z needz frum yez Droogz: take orf yez Qually Kludgies and givvem ere, I'll gives yez sum cloffy wunz instead, wivva biggy shank or bashy.

"When yez get out dis tent, yez go three different ways, inter va Gobby hoodz. When yez stops seein Orcs, chuck everfin yez have on and scarper.

"Mma be back seven suns n moons frum narr, right here. Drar a froggy on sumn n show me, so I'z knows it'z yez. If yez makes it, ye'll get yer Qually Kludgies back, anna noo noiff. Savvy?"

Pork Hos has a question. "How'll we know it'z yez, Bozz?" The other two swat at him, saving you the trouble.

"Bosser's all redd. Of curz we'll knowum. Azz."

DirtyNuggz haz a kuncern.

" WE'z sortid, but whatbhat yez? How's yez bustn out?"

You smirk.

"Gudd kesshun. Nut tellen. Narr fuggoff. Yez s'posed ter drar va heat orf me."

After sending them off, you wait a little, start a small fire on green wood to raise smoke, filling the tent.

Then you {POPUP}.

° ° °

You poof somewhere dark yet airy; a covered wicker basket wiv cloffs in, mostly empty; a bumpy, rattling ride.

"You've returned early, Tudi. Come out. We're alone."

"Yers, Sweetfudds."

You get out of the basket onto the floorboards of a small covered wagon drawn by an old nag horse. At least it looks old and naggish; you're fairly sure Seafood's already done sumn to it, to make the most of his money.

Along with some bookbags and dry provisions are several sets of Humie sized kludgy armor, some decent below average sords n spears.

Where Seafood's sitting is a garland of gnarlac, a bag of nunyuns and taters, anna clutch of wee bitty shrivlly heddz wiv theys eyes sowd shut, n meofs stuffed wiv stuffs. They twitch a little as you watch; they try to face you; theys stretched meofs move a little. And little needly squigglies seem to press out under their skin. They scream into their geggs, which you think might be baalz n poobz. You're not sure if Seafood stuffed them with their own or each others'. Which would be worse is a philosophic question for anuvva time.

"I'z killt lotsy lots Seafudds. I've twigged the whole Furd Moulting. Annah gotz ya souvie lewtz."

You show him the effie charms you got from the Wich Dok's and the biggy sack of Rokks first.

"Hmm. So even they play at magic. Amusing trifles." Out of your bag of gems he immediately picks out thirteen, hands them to you.

"The rest are worthless."

As the wagon trundles on into the sunset the nag speeds up a little. You stop feeling hoofbeats, and the rattling road.

Against the sound of a slow night wind, Seafood begins to teach you the complex formulae of the Fourth Moulting.

>QM rollan Speshul Offer Stuffs cost

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Where Second and Third came in riddle-rhymes, Fourth Moulting is in code: a block of words arranged gibberish, with the accented cadences of the Second and Third as selectors, bringing out the first part of the message, Piercéd Gentle, Embraced of Hooks (Rou2 Ci4 Yong3 Gou1 柔刺擁鉤), a hyper-aggressive take on the Carrionpede's movement-transformations, and this message itself being a selector - against the riddle-rhymes of the Second and Third, detailing a method of autopsychosis, rewriting your mind ter fink as Carrionpede, and the countermethod for turning it orf.

Veeery tricksy. You'll need days to keep yourself under control while trainan Fourth Moulting.

The wordblock is especially difficult for YOU to remember, since you are racially illiterate, but Seafood manages: you find that your ability to memorize inchoate nonsense improves a hundredfold when there's a Binny Biggsord pressed to your neck, and yer googlies resting on Sordyfagg's sord. Gargantua's acrid sizzling sharpens you right up, it does.

Seafood calls up an unnatural mist before first light and brings the wagon in descent into a thick, pathless wood. There you bring out all the dedders wot you gibbt, to see if Seafood has any use for them and their stuffs.

The Gray Oggy's sometimes invisible goldy weapons, which materialized broken at his death, gets Seafood's attention.

The goldies he smelts right in his hands, somehow condenses it. Most of the lumpen ore he Pouches, for something else he has in mind. But a nicey lump he shapes into a gnarly Goldy noiff, just your size. The blade gets hott as you hold it. The hott it gives out is... sticky. It burns and stays.

"Balefire. A memory of home."

>GOLDIE getty!
>3Dmg, 3 Balefire
>Stacks 1 Balefire per hitpoint damage caused
>max 3 Balefire stacked per Attack, max 9 total
>Balefire diminishes 1 per turn after causing damage.

The Furface's stingy is also interesting. Seafood cuts up the bunched punchy head of it, approving of what he sees.

"Hmm. Fresh enough. Just so happens I have the perfect complement," he says, and waves a distracted hand at you.

The next time you blink you're on the forest floor, and your armpits are sewed up n s o r e. You sniff them. Yup: your pits fuggen STANK.

>MODDED!
>MERCILESSLY!
>AGAINST YOUR WILL!
>Each melee weapon YOU use now cause 1 Noxic per Attack; does not apply to Dewclaw damage
>10 Noxic will cause a Blackout:
>victim loses the next turn

The kludged Dewclaws you made for yourself, to supplement the damage you do with Carrionpede when you're climbing on targets larger than yourself, have been removed.

In their place are ... thingies. Kindy like teefs, but hooky. They've been planted on your palms between your fingers, and your soles between your toes, and shins facing down and forearms facing up. Your elbows n knees each have a fang growing out of it; knees are larger. You flex em.

"Displacer teeth. Thank me later," he says.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 11 Nov 2024 11:48:55 No.6139388 Report

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>MUNCHAUSEN SURGERY!
>Dewclaws upgraded!
>now Atk roll surplus over is ÷2 for Dewclaw damage; formerly ÷3

The pelt of the Tenticat he keeps for himself va dirty bastich as payment for unsolicited services.

The Uglytaur and Baldy caster corpses do not interest him, until you mention that both of them used Zapzaps. Then he confiscates them for dissection.

>{ZAPP YEET}, {BIGGY MIMESHOW}, {FLY}, {MILF'S MEATY PURSE} added to future spell list; will be offered at start of [[HEIST]]

Now Seafood has a gift for YOU: a neckkylace. Kindy like the Trinkkittz, but stony metal; it feels hevvy, a little warm.

Seafood says it's a Bestial-Hearted Meteor Lash (猛心/星流鞭; meng3 xing1 liu2 bian1), made from the Glowy you got out from under the Buggy City; it seemed a waste to just throw away thousand-year-cured destructor-iron after he had gotten the Desolating Yang core out.

It's ugly and gnarly, wiv wikky look skullz on. You luvvit. And looky: the liddle skullz just bite on when you loop a weapon handle innem, and only leggo when you shake em and say "oy".

"It'z roit gnarly Sweetfudds, nyerr! But whaddif I'z grows biggyer. Mma growan Gobb, me. It'll be too short in many many many many moonz 1 year."

"Not if you kill enough."

>this fing kin grow?
>so'ts alive??
>cuorr

>BEASTY WHAPP getty!
>Counts as a weapon of 8Dmg
>Does not take up a weapon slot

>QM updates pasty and gos napp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Mon 11 Nov 2024 12:05:12 No.6139393 Report

Quoted By: >>6139397

>>6139388
Seafood spoils us!

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 11 Nov 2024 12:11:26 No.6139395 Report

Quoted By: >>6139406 >>6139426

>>6131792
imma give yez yer Iron Body from Wish™ next post.

If majority anons wish for a new martial art QM will grumble and make sumn, but the Dodge, Hit and Dmg bonuses from Carrionpede won't carry over, and Toady will need to train from 0.

Only HP bonus carries.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 11 Nov 2024 12:13:27 No.6139397 Report

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>>6139393
Toady deserves it for taking retarded jackpot risks.

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Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Mon 11 Nov 2024 12:45:16 No.6139406 Report

Quoted By: >>6140619

>>6139395
>From Wish
Is that a Liveleak logo in the corner, or is seafood just happy to see us?

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:kun1VrLF Mon 11 Nov 2024 14:09:24 No.6139426 Report

Quoted By: >>6139756 >>6139865 >>6139871

>>6139395
Adjustment of offer terms:

If anons desire a new martial art, full HP bonus and 1/4 of all TSCP bonuses will be transferrable if Toady fights with his new MA.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:t3ttBPMx Tue 12 Nov 2024 02:10:34 No.6139756 Report

Quoted By: >>6140619

>>6139426
we dont want anything else
judging from the lack of replies

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Anonymous ID:+qYIzYiP Tue 12 Nov 2024 06:08:48 No.6139865 Report

Quoted By: >>6140619

>>6139426
While numbers-wise that would be better, I typically like glass cannons more than a tank lol

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Anonymous ID:4GqiyHnv Tue 12 Nov 2024 06:17:43 No.6139871 Report

Quoted By: >>6140619

>>6139426
I like Carrionpede.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:J1cG/UOd Tue 12 Nov 2024 07:55:47 No.6139910 Report

Quoted By: >>6139911

>Anons choose to complete the Carrionpede

"Tudi. Have you been eating your own kind."

It's not a trick question, you think.

"Yerz. No point wasten meats."

"And you have suffered no ill effects. No trembling of the palms. Clenching the jaw."

"No. I'z allus did vat. Even wivvout eatn meats, juzt buggz."

"Only born filth can so tolerate filth. Come. Shifu has something to teach."

He spends a couple Times instructing you how to watch your farts Qi; literal gas, temper, or pressured air while they are still gurgling inside you.

Since you have no Alchemic talent, to help you twigg on he stabs you with what feels like a burning needle but is just his pinkie.

"Are you still unfamiliar with pain. Endure and attend: I am condensing your polluted Qi here for you to draw. If you don't do you can't learn."

You do feel something growing where he pokes, like a bad wet fart after a night munching food wots nearly bad unfit for vertebrate consumption, and you concentrate on pushing it out of you with a "clean" fart.

You sweat from the effort. The air starts to stink.

"Good. Now do here."

Seafood gets you used to the right points on your body in which the bad farts tend to gather, usually from what you eat and where you've been, and pushing them out with good farts.

By then you fuggen STANK, worse than the stank in your armpits.

The sweat that curdles out of you in the process is black, drying up quickly into hard, semisticky beadlets. With these all over your body you look like you're being eaten by mites. Or a plague.

"Continue to purge the impurities from your body and live long; at a hundred years you shall keep the strength at forty."

You feel loads lighter somehow. The slight, familiar jitters you have after eating Green meat is gone. You consider the clustered coat of black pearls covering your body.

>Live long ehh
>So datz wad dis is

Armor: being hard and bitty they cover over all your tendies nicely: if you wear armor on top of these you won't be getting hurt until your armor's broke. Or you get Zappt.

In the mean time you'll juzt smell real bad.

>SCUM COAT lerny!
>2hrs to activate
>gain 1Dmg reduction for 3 days or until lye soap or strong magic attack is used against YOU
> -30 to Sneekibreeki if SCUM COAT is on

>[THOUSAND-SEGMENT CARRIONPEDE FOURTH MOULTING] getty!
>+0(/2)% Dodge, +0(/12)% Hit, +0(/12)Dmg
>Gain Killseek 1 at 20/26: +1 unblockable physical damage per weapon
>Gain +8HP on completion

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>>6139910
didn't attach

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Rolled 4, 3, 3, 1, 1, 1, 4, 2, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 4, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 3, 3, 2, 4 = 59 (25d4)

Tabulating HLM needed for TSCP4

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Tue 12 Nov 2024 11:37:27 No.6140046 Report

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Rolled 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1 = 11 (7d2)

2HLM per TSCP IV point needed

Now tabulating HLM gained from the Arena.

Baldy Buggbutts already counted previously.

>Sand Crasha 2D2
>Gray Oggy 3D2
>Wolfy-Stingy 5D2, reduced to 2D2 for using cheaty methods

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Tue 12 Nov 2024 11:51:23 No.6140065 Report

Quoted By: >>6140087

[THOUSAND-SEGMENT CARRIONPEDE FOURTH MOULTING]
>+2(/2)% Dodge, +3.5(/12)% Hit, +0(/12)Dmg
>Gain Killseek 1 at 20/26: +1 unblockable physical damage per weapon
>Gain +8HP on completion

>QM forgot LEWT from the Sand Crasha
>[Meat-Scale Tally], passive item
>provided line of sight for 3 minutes, Toady is able to tell a target's HP and Dur, though not armor quality.
>You don't need to fuck around before finding out.

Back tomorrow for narrative proppa.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:t3ttBPMx Tue 12 Nov 2024 12:43:40 No.6140087 Report

Quoted By: >>6140093 >>6140159

>>6140065
i would like to bother seafood about our broken helff swigga before we go on our way...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+NovDskM Tue 12 Nov 2024 13:15:12 No.6140093 Report

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>>6140087
I think its better we not bring that up considering how we got our first fill up...

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Tue 12 Nov 2024 15:14:49 No.6140159 Report

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>>6140087
noted.

also, surprice tag.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:J1cG/UOd Tue 12 Nov 2024 15:15:48 No.6140160 Report

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writan starts in 12 hrs

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Wed 13 Nov 2024 06:16:39 No.6140611 Report

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It's the next night, and Seafood's getting the nag and wagon to fly again, to drop you off close-ish to va Ork land.

Since Seafood is in such a good mood from suddenly getting so many weird noo dedders n gubbins heaped onnim you figger you might prod him a liddle for gibbz. Nuffin reely much, juzt a new [Helff Swigga]: you know you'll be getting in foits alla time, hanging round Oiks.

You begin to ply with a good rubdown flattery, quite loudly admiring GOLDIE, your spiffy new noiff. You cook a liddle meat on the flat of it, peel it orf to snakk on, smakking your lips. It tastes kindy sick to be honnist, so you don't take more than a couple narms, but you praise Seafood wiv your meof full.

"GOLDIE's roit handy she is. She slashies n slicies n cookies n burnies. Howz yez doit Sweetfudds. Juzt mooshen mettalz inner lumps n fings. Reel spiffy Sweetfudds. Even va Dorfs carnt pull dis shit."

"The stable Desolating Yang can be harnessed to shape both mundane and mystic material; to One in possession of the Creative Principles, Shape can be ordered to reflect or enhance the Inherent Nature. Too high for you, Tudi. Enough to say that your lewting has enriched... us."

Yup: all buttered up. Time to make your sell.

"Yer know Sweetfudds, Iz been finkkin. I gotz me [Helff Swigga] rekt foitn two whole warbands of Oiks, den I had ter foit allus dedders I brought yez wiv no swiggz. When I get back there va BoogBoss is gunna make me foit again. Mebbe moar n bigger biggy narsties, n Reffs wiv super zappies. Sweetfudd biggy Bosser, if'ts nartny trubble, can I haz a noo [Helff Swigga] for ploz. It be handy. I'z be winnin moar lewtz fur uz if I'z got it."

He considers it.

"Dagger. Give." You hand GOLDIE over. He flicks it, rolling it over his palm and backhand.

He steps on one of the shrunken heads under his seat with a bare foot, and it blackens, smoking and screaming; GOLDIE shimmers a bit. You didn't even see him fling it, but it's thudded on a wagon-post just at your neck. When you pluck it out the wood you see it's taken a finer, nicer shape cosmetic, wiv gnarly squiggles written onna.

>oooo

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:J1cG/UOd Wed 13 Nov 2024 06:47:54 No.6140619 Report

Quoted By: >>6140634 >>6140643 >>6140717 >>6140810

Still working, Seafood takes some shards out of a pouch that look like they came from Glowy, and a small nuggy pinch from the Gray Oggy's goldly lump. Holding them in the left left; correct by chance hand, he steps down harder on the shrinky hedd, moar smoak, less screamz, and the shards and lumps in his left hand take a new shape. Globby, like a oil saus bottle. Or a Helff Pott.

When the shape's set Seafood brings out some little yellau tissues wiv red scribblies onna n platts them on; they crinkle black and scatter.

He tosses the result at you without looking, its stubby tripod footnubs burn a spinny black trail across the floorboards. It's a Gnarly Potty, wivva Draggy snout spout anna loop taily handle.

"Let the snake-head bite before you are too injured."

>cuorrr

>[GIGA SWIGGA] getty!
>size smoller 70% size than an M Helff Pott
>may be indestructable
>0/8 gluggz, 8HP ea, refills 1 per smol Helff Pott, 3 per M Helff Pott, 7 per L Helff Pott
>up to 2 gluggz can be swigged per turn
>Toady loses 2HP per use.

"For this, pay me: the Shammy Boss' head, or his Zappy Staff. Intact."

>nyerrrrrrh
>allus sumn
>fugg.

"Yer gaddit Sweetfuddz."

°°°

You're dropped off just as you start to catch a hint of Oik in the air. Seafood passes you the scrunched up hedd he stepped on, wiv two new pieces of yelly chitty slapped onna.

Then he flings you quite hard out of the flying wagon, a considerable distance, but you don't fall like normal: you almost float, tumbling fairly gently through the canopy, enough to land with a flopp rather than a splatt.

One of the hedd's yelly chitty burnt up in the fall; the other one is kindy a compass, making the wretched hedd scream louder the closer you get to the Oik place.

When it finally quiets and crumbles you dust it orf your hands, less than two Times away from your destination.

>suggz to be you, fuggface.
>based to be ME.

[WAT DO]
26 Days Orf remaining; Seafood wants va Shammy's Hedd or Zappy Stikk

>Report to Boog direct

>Fetch Droogz, set up shop, wait for them to fetch yer

>Sneekibreeki: try to scout out the Orc leadership, esp Kuggbal Tortu va ChiefBoss n va ShammyBoss git

>Sneekibreeki: scout out the main 'hoodz; Orc sprawls are segregated by function

>Sneekibreeki: cause trouble (wat? write.)

[Y/N]
>Build Seafood shrine, chance to increase SUS Y/N

>Start doing Ceremony, chance to increase SUS Y/N

If Y, Toady will attempt it in the forest or underground when needed. Anons may suggest additional safety measures.

[R O L L]
>2D1000
>guess who's baaaack

>>6139871
>>6139865
>>6139756
>>6139406

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Wed 13 Nov 2024 06:49:31 No.6140620 Report

Quoted By: >>6140645

Add:

Perform {SCUMM COAT} Y/N

>1Dmg resist, -30 Sneekibreeki

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Anonymous ID:kKI0IO+k Wed 13 Nov 2024 07:23:39 No.6140634 Report

Quoted By: >>6141673

Rolled 812, 554 = 1366 (2d1000)

>>6140619
>Fetch Droogz, set up shop, wait for them to fetch yer
>YES SEAFOOD SHRINE
>YES CEREMONY
>YES SCUMM COAT
Seafood wouldn't teach us scumm coat without reason. Do it religiously! It's gonna purify us real good. The damage resist is just a side effect in my opinion. It's our first step towards reel cultivating.

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Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Wed 13 Nov 2024 08:06:43 No.6140643 Report

Quoted By: >>6140645 >>6141673

Rolled 167, 744 = 911 (2d1000)

>>6140619
>Sneekibreeki: try to scout out the Orc leadership, esp Kuggbal Tortu va ChiefBoss n va ShammyBoss git
>Build Seafood shrine, chance to increase SUS Y
>Start doing Ceremony, chance to increase SUS Y

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Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Wed 13 Nov 2024 08:08:10 No.6140645 Report

Quoted By:

>>6140620
>>6140643
>Perform {SCUMM COAT} Y

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NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Wed 13 Nov 2024 12:43:27 No.6140717 Report

Quoted By: >>6141673

Rolled 117, 614 = 731 (2d1000)

>>6140619
>Report to Boog direct
>Build Seafood shrine, chance to increase SUS Y
>Start doing Ceremony, chance to increase SUS Y

in case gui li gets us again, we should fill up our giga swigga...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rvx7rC3k Wed 13 Nov 2024 18:09:17 No.6140810 Report

Quoted By: >>6140974 >>6141673

Rolled 581, 666 = 1247 (2d1000)

>>6140619
>Fetch Droogz, set up shop, wait for them to fetch yer
>SEAFOOD SHRINE N
>CEREMONY N
>SCUMM COAT Y

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NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Thu 14 Nov 2024 01:14:04 No.6140974 Report

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>>6140810
>666
MONKA

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Thu 14 Nov 2024 04:43:26 No.6141083 Report

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Rolled 303, 459 = 762 (2d1000)

GENERAL CONSENSUS

>Fetch Droogz, set up shop, wait for them to fetch yer
>SEAFOOD SHRINE Y
>CEREMONY Y
>SCUMM COAT Y

BoA 812, 714

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:J1cG/UOd Thu 14 Nov 2024 13:52:07 No.6141286 Report

Quoted By: >>6141704

Rolled 18, 1 = 19 (2d20)

Before getting back to camp you head for higher ground, where the trees are sparser.

By day this place will get moar sun, so's no Gobby cubbies here; it being a chore to climb with nothing to eat or ræp on top will also keeps looky-loos away.

Just to be safe you get Moar Oww out to help you scout.

• None living moving in these woods. • he says, after making a short round.

You get out Wagon to shift some rocks together for a backing and build Seafood's shrine.

Pretty simple: you draw with paint and tailor's wax on a wood plank what Seafood feels like to you: big jaggy killies, and a biggy fire everwhere, and a Sord Klowd.

Then you light up a bunch of candles on old bottles, and a nice roll-up on a piece of bark with some Greeny giblets on, and you get to prayen.

"Oooo Seafoods, oooo Sweetfudds, yer roit Bosser Bosser, killykilly krumpykrunchy, shamwow be yer name. Plz gives uz diz day arr daily zappies..."

You keep at it until Time and a half, when yer Trinkkittz feel heavier. To disguise the shrine you have wagon heap moar rocks on until it's buried without being rekt. Best you could do.

Next, Gui Li. You've started feeling her lurking again. Haven't seen her, but you know the feel. She wants her dues.

The last Marital Home got rekt from you whoopen her azz, so you build a new one, longer in the front, since you're going to put the spiffy shitty spear - your Good Bad-Gift - on it as an offering. a biggy wifey plank for a base, boxform structure, stereotypical triangle roof wivva chimney, and in the "courtyard", two Y sticks for a weapon stand.

The spear goes on the two Ys and topples, so you add a third, and make the other two larger. When it's balanced you set out the Oaf Dishies n say the fing.

This is the quickest youve ever seen her appear; you don't even have time to get bored. The mutual feeding happens quickly; she wants to get practicing with her new toyyyyy

Nope: you exploit her impatience to have many many Ceremonies in a row, enough to last a couple weeks. She slavers, unable to understand why you keep calling her back, unable to disobey her own urge finish it quick so she can go playyyyy.

>Yerr we'll see bart dat
>Mma wear ya like a hat
>bich

°°°

You pick out where the Foit Pits are and navigate with those as landmarks, sauntering into the Gobby part of the sprawl.

Where your pit and tent had been is now a junk and poopy hole. Tent's gone, no use looking.

You need a new hovel.

You pick one nearby, two Gobbos inside, two outside squabbling over a lizzid onna stikk.

"Nice place. I'll take it."

They weren't smart enough to immediately fuggorf when you arsked noice, so you gibbem, make them squee. They die bad.

You go in and flop on the snuggly pile, munching yer noice toasty lizzid onna stikk, and go zzz.

When you wake up your free Droogz are lounging at the door.

You kit them, let em eat yer killz, n wait for sumn ta happn.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:J1cG/UOd Thu 14 Nov 2024 13:56:13 No.6141289 Report

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19 Stuffs used.

QM taps out before bad quality happens

14 hrs

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Fri 15 Nov 2024 07:12:34 No.6141673 Report

Quoted By: >>6141702 >>6141704 >>6141809 >>6141822 >>6142123

The start of a scuffle, a lull of quiet, then

"WAAAAAAAAGH! ! !"

Sounds like foitn.

>BoA 714 vs 459
>the scrapp royale doesn't somehow drag you in

You come out to see four Prod-You-zers coming to blows with three slightly smaller Oiks. Trouble is, the smaller Oiks have like eight biggy black wolves wivvem, now clamping down on the calves and forearms of the Prod-You-zers. Kept from uppercutting the Oiks properly, the Prod-You-zurs are now socking the wolves, trying to smack them orf against the ground.

"Whadzup widdem."

Uptush twiggs you quickly.

"Boogz' Proddies came looken fer yez; so's Kurruk's Wulvers. Yer famous Bosser. Now err'wun wants a piece."

"Dat roit. Who's Bosser, Boog or dis Kurruk git."

"Fer foitn n krumpen, Boogerloo, no kesshun. But va Wulvers can do raidz. They zoop farsta, take ordas beddah. OverBoss likes em moar."

The scrum slows then cuts orf when they catch sight of you.

One Prod-You-zur's down, and one wolf is crunched. The wolves have backed orf now, several of them limping. The Oiks have got their shivs out.

The UnderBoss Prod-You-zur, half chewed up, points at yer wiv a heavily ring-nutted fingor.

"Itz nart noice ter drop yer 'pointments wivvout notice, Gobbshit. Mizdur Boogerloo iz vewwy ubset."

"Nyerr.?Don't 'member owen Boog nuffen."

"'Ez givvin yer exposure. Put yer onna rosta. Made yer a staa. Dis how yer repayum?"

"Kekk. Shuvv it up yer exposure, fegg. Imma perfeshnal. Tellum cum ged me if he wantz. Wivva beddah up-frunt than a glugg of tommyrott juice."

"Come on whoil we still arsken noice, Titch, or yool be sarry."

"Yerr.? Yer sarry narr, cuck. I'll drop by if I feel like it. Narr suggit ur fuggoff."

The humorless smirks on all sides widen or a second, then the Prod-You-zurs adjust their red neck-aprons and slouch orf to rat YOU to Boog.

"And what you griggers want."

This lot kit up in leathers n smell like doggz. A noiff or a smol choppa at the side, and a quaver of long thinny all-metal speerz at the back. War masks wiv feathers on. Built leany, no less tuffy. A different kind of bosser.

"Boss Kurruk's heerd yez a roit killy bastich. Wantzer call yez over-up fer a raid. Fair divvy split, if yer live. Godda ride?"

"Yerr. Slow though. Budd it push gudd."

"Kek. Iv yer slow yer bait, newbie."

"If I keep what I kill ya'll ged nuffin."

"Big talk, basedboy. Proovit."

[C H O I C E]
25 Days Orf remaining.

PICK ONE

>GO RAIDN

>GO BOOGZ'

>GO LOOK4SHAMMIES

>ELS?

[R O L L]
>3D100
>1: -18 Penalty for Seafood Shrine getting found
>2: -8 Pen for Ceremony performance being detected
>3: Gen roll

>>6140634
>>6140643
>>6140717
>>6140810

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Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Fri 15 Nov 2024 08:20:49 No.6141702 Report

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Rolled 74, 49, 48 = 171 (3d100)

>>6141673
>GO LOOK4SHAMMIES
Seafood wants shammie head. He gon get shammie head. AND staff.

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Anonymous ID:+qYIzYiP Fri 15 Nov 2024 08:23:19 No.6141704 Report

Quoted By: >>6141722 >>6142422

Rolled 96, 45, 33 = 174 (3d100)

>>6141673
>GO RAIDN
Wharcha raidn'?

>>6141286
>shamwow
Kek

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>>6141704
>raid wat

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NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Fri 15 Nov 2024 14:07:51 No.6141809 Report

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Rolled 77, 40, 69 = 186 (3d100)

>>6141673
>GO LOOK4SHAMMIES

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Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Fri 15 Nov 2024 15:17:13 No.6141822 Report

Quoted By: >>6142422

Rolled 49, 2, 14 = 65 (3d100)

>>6141673

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Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Fri 15 Nov 2024 21:09:36 No.6142037 Report

Quoted By: >>6142082 >>6142422

Roll you fuggin lurkers, we need a better middle roll!

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Anonymous ID:Vff94fc3 Fri 15 Nov 2024 21:51:46 No.6142082 Report

Quoted By: >>6142422

Rolled 56, 46, 74 = 176 (3d100)

>>6142037
middle dis, ya git

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Anonymous ID:JP1d8Rdx Fri 15 Nov 2024 22:53:31 No.6142123 Report

Quoted By: >>6142422

Rolled 12, 73, 99 = 184 (3d100)

>>6141673
>GO LOOK4SHAMMIES

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Sat 16 Nov 2024 03:09:33 No.6142257 Report

Quoted By: >>6142284

Rolled 79, 93, 79 = 251 (3d100)

BoA 96-18=78, 76-8=68, 99

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NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Sat 16 Nov 2024 03:39:59 No.6142284 Report

Quoted By: >>6142422

>>6142257
at least we didnt get a 1...

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Sat 16 Nov 2024 04:42:47 No.6142323 Report

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>Seafood Shrine DETECTED
>SUS

>Conjugal Ceremony DETECTED
>SUS

>no immediate consequences, but curious parties are out to make connections

You carnt give a toss to Boog's or Kurruk's invitations when your real Bosser already tasked you. On your holidays too, nyerrrh.

"Sarry doggfucker, I'z bizzi. N I hate doggz."

"Lal. Whaddevvr, chikkin."

You don't let him havvit, because you know he wanted to say faggit. He's being nice while saving face. You can make an enemy of his Bosser at a more convenient time.

You pump your Droogz for as much info as they have on Shammies. Being Gobbs they don't know much, except OverBoss loves them most. They don't have a fixed headquarters, just lurk around the places they're assigned to, practicing their zappies in the capacity of help: they restrain the biggy killy berserk monsters at the Foit Pits, stabilize and patch the krumped losers wots not dedd; do weather forecasts and swole-making zapps for the raiders; keep tabs on all kindsy numbers for OverBoss.

The ShammyBoss and the OverBoss hang around lots, a few days here, a few there; there's lots to do, it seems, though your Droogz have no idea what it's leading to.

DirtyNuggz and Pork Hos you leave at the hovel, to watch it and take messages while you're out. Uptush, being the savviest of them, you take with you.

You head back to the Wich Dok's shop in the bazaar, the likeliest place you know of finding a Shammy.

One of the In-Turns has been replaced by a grumpy big Oik wot obviously doesn't want to be here. The other In-Turn's miserable too. He's all gnarled up in burns.

"Hey, Reddy. Zup."

"Fugg happened to you, dungface. Yer toast like taters."

"Dok closed shop, called us uppa hill vere. Dur wuzza ... fingy inva rocks. Like a smol hous, wivva plank innit wots drarwn on. Dok told us to rekk it, so Breggtuul wuz like, hokay Boss. He took a stomp at it, annit brokt like nuffin. Den he meltid. Like a candle inna fire. He triedda get halp, grabbt me, n I got like dis. Dok n va ovva Shammies jezt watcht. Carnt do shit. Ain werff shit. Tiggy here's got volunteered to be anuvva In-Turn."

>Shidd
>dey found da Shrine

"Anny idees who made va fingy."

"Narr. A few Shammies got put on it, wiv some ov da Wulvies. Dok finks itza Sorsra; might be arr typa people, if we kin find him n bring him round."

"Pfeh. Wotza Weak Race got we ain't."

He taps the side of his nose. His burnt fingy has no fingynail. "Majjiks. Beating them out of a WRigger is farsta n moar enjoyble than lerny inventing."

You defer to his expert opinion.

"Say I wanna find Shammies. Mebbe lern sumn or sumn. How'd I doet."

Tiggy the Oik brightens up. Dungface you still don't care enough to arsk his name sez dey got a posishun juzt open.

You are now an In-Turn.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Sat 16 Nov 2024 07:51:38 No.6142391 Report

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Tiggy buggers orf the moment he has permission; since you're the newbie, Dungface puts you on Peelen Dooty, which he hadnt dared wiv Tiggy.

This involves mooshing and scraping and shelling fings wot the In-Turns sent on Curletten Dooty bring back from the forests and mountains. It's dumb needful work; once you get the hang of how it's done, you get Uptush to do it. He has no choice.

Dungface is envious you got a Droog of your own. Since you're arsken what else is there to do, he teaches you the Dok's Bizniz.

Greenies don't have writing, so there's no tallybooks and chitties like the Weak Races do; the inventory is memorized, pegged at what each should be traded for, and the haul of Stuff received passed back to Dok. It is in the interest of the In-Turns to haggle with customers and not steal anyfin from the pile of Take revenue, because if Dok doesn't like how small the haul is the In-Turn gets a new product tested on him.

In-Turns like the Shammies employ are drafted at will, with the ShammyBoss authority. To keep peace Shammies don't usually poach their help from the Warlords and Raiders' troops, limiting themselves to picking smarty Gobbz from among the unemployed rabble.

The intelligence test for getting volunteered is as follows: "you gonna work for Shammy X, or do you prefer being turned into a newt?" The correct answer is, "no, newt please," at which they are made In-Turns. Answering "yes" gets you put in a Train Gang, sent to explore where it's too dangerous for the Shammy to follow, or getting spells and potions tested on, or as bait; usually a Bad End for most Gobbs.

When you got the inventory down Dungface goes out "ferra smoak and doesn't come back for many many Times 4hrs.

You make the trades like you're supposed to, using all your chatty skillz to bump up your takings. When Uptush is worn out wiv Peelen Dooty you send him out to trade some of the take for ovva Stuffs dats wanted, then to fetch DirtyNuggz to do a share of Peelen.

When Dungface finally appears again, just in time to close shop for dindins, you punch him inna meof with no explanation, and rob him, putting everything he has on him on the Take pile.

"Yer fired. Teach me everfin you know, and if I get in trouble wiv Dok I'mma find yer n skinn yer."

To you you mean bizniz you stab him, half seriously, wiv GOLDIE. Shaking wiv pain he teaches you everfin else an In-Turn should know: how many days Dok usually takes between leaving and coming back, the best selling items, where the In-Turn pilfer stash is.

DirtyNuggs, hands itchy to the elbows for making ninyak shreds without glubbz, gets sent to fetch the In-Turn pilferage, all added to the Take pile.

Dok will be back either Moon-High tonight or Sun-Drop tomarer 12am or 3pm to check on the shop. Dok doesn't need kip or nosh when he's here, but if you want to butter him up overboil some hake tea wiv sinnimin peppah.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Sat 16 Nov 2024 09:49:40 No.6142422 Report

Quoted By: >>6142432 >>6142437 >>6142471 >>6142515

Just after dindins when you're about to kip in the shop with Pork Hos, someone comes in.

His manner of looking round stops you from telling him the shop's closed.

" Who's you? N whurrz Buttsmegg and Oyl Tigg? "

" Buttsmegg fired Tiggy for skivin, n I'z fired him fur stealen. Wanna cuppa, Bosser." You have the spiced tea recipe crammed in a kettle and ready.

" I could do. Boil us sum tea, Nooby."

"Wotcher."

Pork Hos gets the fire going and fetches water, while you set out a cleanish cup onna thin plank wiv some chippy bikkies dried sugar-flour tack biscuits.

You doff up the nicest rag cushions in a pile for him to sit in, give him an account of the daily Takes, fetch this and that.

When the tea's done you strain it through a cleanny cloff like Buttsmegg taught you, hand it over. Dok sniffs, sips, spews his moutful on the floor.

"Yer used the right stuffs in the right pinches; why zit taste wrong? Howdjoo doet?" You repeat Buttsmegg's recipe at him, which you had followed as precisely as you could; you're already fantasizing about turning Buttsmegg into a lampshade.

"Hrnn. Yur sponge got creases in, Redder. Yer did evverfin perfet. But yer cooken's shidd. Itza mirrcle. Never touch the tea again. Narr, wots yur game?"

"Wotchu mean Bosser."

"No one hands-up to be an In-Turn, and no Gobby runs the shop without pinching Stuffs. Looking by yur kit, yur plenny killy; looking at the Take, yer not arfta Stuffs. Wotsit yur wont, Redder? Stahp baalshiddn or I'll run yur."

"I'z wanna be a bigjobb. Shammies are the biggist jobbz. I'z fott I'z givvit a fair go. See wots uppy like." Best not to mention the ShammyBoss at all this early, you think.

"Yerr. We can allus use moar bodies. Yur carnt cook; dat narrows it down."

[WHERE DOES DOK SEND YOU]

>Yer followen him, personal gofer and buttboy
>You'll be hobnobbing among the Shammies; getting clews
> -12 Penalty from Seafood Shrine SUS

>Bodyguard for lower ranked support Shammies sent out with Wulver scouts
> -8 Penalty from Ceremony SUS

>Containment team at the Sports Zoo, where the Foit Pit monsters get wrangled
>Carrionpede limited to BEASTIE WHAPP only

>Assigned to the Red Snots; dunjjonning advance team.
>You'll be setting orf unknown traps and weird buggaboos
>the noo dunjjon will get mapped based on the wounds on your back, lal

[R O L L]
>2D100

>>6142284
>>6142123
>>6142082
>>6142037
>>6141822
>>6141704

42hrs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Sat 16 Nov 2024 10:42:59 No.6142432 Report

Quoted By: >>6142469

>>6142422
>Containment team at the Sports Zoo, where the Foit Pit monsters get wrangled
>Carrionpede limited to BEASTIE WHAPP only
Let the sus die down a bit. Investigatin ain't wise with a -12 SUS penalty and an additional -30 sneekibreeki penalty from scumm coat if we need to be all sneaky like.
Also scumm coat good in case beasties try ter bite us.
I'm also fine with red snots in case of a tie.

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Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Sat 16 Nov 2024 11:21:32 No.6142437 Report

Quoted By: >>6143580

Rolled 65, 32 = 97 (2d100)

>>6142422
>>Containment team at the Sports Zoo, where the Foit Pit monsters get wrangled
>>Carrionpede limited to BEASTIE WHAPP only

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Sat 16 Nov 2024 14:30:32 No.6142469 Report

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>>6142432
no sneekibreeki penalty for hobnobbing.

only for pure stelff actions.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Sat 16 Nov 2024 14:38:51 No.6142471 Report

Quoted By: >>6142472

>>6142422
>Yer followen him, personal gofer and buttboy
>You'll be hobnobbing among the Shammies; getting clews
> -12 Penalty from Seafood Shrine SUS
gotta roll that 100

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NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Sat 16 Nov 2024 14:40:07 No.6142472 Report

Quoted By: >>6142473

Rolled 31, 69 = 100 (2d100)

>>6142471
in which case i shouldnt forget my roll

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NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Sat 16 Nov 2024 14:42:06 No.6142473 Report

Quoted By: >>6142512

>>6142472
i mean... it adds up to 100
kek

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Sat 16 Nov 2024 17:11:47 No.6142512 Report

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>>6142473
QM would just like to say

Copenhagen isn't just the capital of Denmark.

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Anonymous ID:M6M/6NFd Sat 16 Nov 2024 17:19:59 No.6142515 Report

Quoted By: >>6143580

Rolled 55, 4 = 59 (2d100)

>>6142422

>Yer followen him, personal gofer and buttboy
>You'll be hobnobbing among the Shammies; getting clews
> -12 Penalty from Seafood Shrine SUS

Fagging!

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NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Sat 16 Nov 2024 19:14:36 No.6142574 Report

Quoted By: >>6142736

prediction time: QM will roll 1 dice better than we do
not 100% certain on this tho like i was the other times

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:5qOFxAwU Sat 16 Nov 2024 23:46:46 No.6142736 Report

Quoted By: >>6143580

>>6142574
we'll see. Also, wtf.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Mon 18 Nov 2024 00:58:59 No.6143381 Report

Quoted By: >>6143406 >>6143434

Rolled 35, 44, 95 = 174 (3d100)

BoA 65, 69

1: Tossup, 1-50 = Sports Zoo, 51-100 = Gofer
2,3: Gen

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Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Mon 18 Nov 2024 01:32:49 No.6143406 Report

Quoted By: >>6143448

>>6143381
The AI gave us a fuggin tail!
...Wait a minute.
A tail would be fuggin great for carrionpede.

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NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Mon 18 Nov 2024 02:10:44 No.6143434 Report

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>>6143381
looks like i had the right hunch...

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Mon 18 Nov 2024 02:22:56 No.6143445 Report

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Dok falls asleep weighing the decision. He wakes up and wakes you up with a snort.

"Yer goin to va Zoo. Come."

You beg a minute orf him and send DirtyNuggz to fetch Pork Hos, the tuffyest of your three Droogz, to be yer meatbag and buttboy.

Leaving Uptush at your hovel and DirtyNuggz minding Dok's shop, you and Pork Hos trail Dok to the Zoo.

Dok brings you first to an Outkitter's, where his word to the storedood gets you freebies: some ouchy salve, a weighted net, and a stikk wiv a barby head shaped like a U. You carnt use the net or stikk, but maybe you can swap it later for sumn else. You hand it all orf for Pork Hos to carry.

>gain 3D8 Stuffs

Then you're led to the Foit Pits works, where Dok hands you over to Gorrlovva, an UnderBoss of the Wranglers, the Zoodoodz who keep the Foit Pits fixed up and full of murderous critters.

Gorrlovva looks at you a long moment, because red Gobbys are rare. You wonder why Dok didn't seem so surprised. Maybe he's seen red Gobbos before? Or maybe it's a Shammy fing; see enough weird shit and most shit won't seem weird.

Gorrlovva gets the new batch of pensive Gobbos together, equipped mostly wiv stikks, briefs you.

"Roit you lot. Lissin up if yez wantz ter live till dindins. We're off to collect from the Sotther Look dunjjon, new lot of beasties.

Where the beasties are kippen in the dunjjon have been marked out, and outside the dunjjons are pit traps wiv cages in. You'll see.

Yer job is to get the beasties in va cages. Simple enough even for you lot of sorry Gobbz. Va Oiks will do most of the muscle work, dragging them back to the Foit Pits, so no complainan about being bait.

Yer go near as yer can to va beastie kipp, and yer say WOOGABOOGABOOGA until they chase yer. Then yer run round out to the open cages, n yer say YURMUVVAYURMUVVAYURMUVVA, so they get angy and charge yer. Pro-tip: try to get out the way, not into the cage."

>TOADY 9/9Dur (3+ QKA) 30/30HP
>{SCUMM COAT} nulls 1dmg per attack received
>Permitted load out: Beastie Whapp + GigaGluggz as a bludgeon = 8 + 4dmg raw output
>+6% Dodge, + 21% Hit, +18 Dmg from Carrionpede
>Total output per turn = 30dmg, + 2 Noxic; knocks out target for 1 turn per 10 Noxic
>GigaGluggz has 8/8gluggz, 8HP per glugg

>PORK HOS 13Dur (3+ QKA), 16HP, 8Dmg

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Mon 18 Nov 2024 02:25:51 No.6143448 Report

Quoted By: >>6143450 >>6143580

>>6143406
Yerr, it would wouldn't it.

how keen are you on fucked up mutations? Arsken fer a Droog.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Mon 18 Nov 2024 02:27:34 No.6143449 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3, 3, 8 = 14 (3d8)

Stuffs

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Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Mon 18 Nov 2024 02:28:15 No.6143450 Report

Quoted By: >>6143457

>>6143448
The body is born imperfect. It must be refined into a perfection that even the gods cannot fathom.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Mon 18 Nov 2024 02:38:35 No.6143457 Report

Quoted By: >>6143473

>>6143450
model answer

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Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Mon 18 Nov 2024 03:12:01 No.6143473 Report

Quoted By: >>6143477 >>6143580

>>6143457
Our visions are a little...different

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Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Mon 18 Nov 2024 03:13:34 No.6143477 Report

Quoted By: >>6143489

>>6143473
Extra eyes is always a gud thing...so iz extra limbz.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Mon 18 Nov 2024 03:32:45 No.6143489 Report

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>>6143477
...noted.

Pazuzu mf

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NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Mon 18 Nov 2024 03:45:30 No.6143497 Report

Quoted By: >>6143532 >>6143556 >>6143580

personally, i like being a goblin

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Mon 18 Nov 2024 05:20:35 No.6143532 Report

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>>6143497
also noted

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Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Mon 18 Nov 2024 06:45:52 No.6143556 Report

Quoted By: >>6143559

>>6143497
Oi tossa, say I'm not a goblin again! Jus' cus me skins red, and I got a tail for carrionpede, and I opened me third eye, and me scumm coat turned all prickly doesn't mean I'm not a grigger!

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Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Mon 18 Nov 2024 06:49:41 No.6143559 Report

Quoted By: >>6143580

>>6143556
Quite like how this one turned out, actually

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Mon 18 Nov 2024 08:18:14 No.6143573 Report

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You see the diggs from far orf: a biggy big icehole in the middle of an arid forest. Weird shidd. One of those allus-bin-dere-since-yestiday places.

There's plenny works going on: biggy pits have been dug all around the entrance, and giant cages wiv flop or drop doors have been constructed inside each pit, with pulleys and traingangs ready to hoist the catches out once secured.

Gobbz outnumber Oiks something like four to one, wiv Orc Bossers calling the shots on both.

The whole front of the dunjjon has been cleared out for ready egress, and there are ropes hanging over the edges of the pits, for any dumb Gobb wot got chased and trapped in by some killy beasty. Not all the ropes are good, and the anchor knots are done everywhich way, but there's plenty enough, at least two whichever corner of each pit you end up. ORCSHA standards.

Your briefing is given by a Gobb wiv one arm and one eye. He eats free because he's gone deepest and come back, and the Bossers prefer their me-time to telling the new batch of Gobbshits how not to die every three days.

"Wotcherdo is allus space out. Twenny steps away from the next Gobbo in front or behind. Dat way if yez getz jumped dey durnt take down alleryez.

If yez get chased, spread out n take different roads if yer can. Same reason.

Durnt foit nuffin unless yer at least many-many ter one 8:1. Yer carnt do shidd. Juzt run.

We'z mapped out some of the dunjjon; everywhere yer see black stakes is no traps. Dat don't mean derrs no beasties; some of em roam. The exploras alreddy killt or chased orf everfin dey found in va mainways; dat durnt moar durnt come back.

Use yer schnozz lotz: nuffin in dis hole is Gobbish cept yer. Nar smell dis:"

He hands round a span of sunned jerky wiv scale-skin on. You sniff it, smakk yer lips to taste the funk of it on your palate.

"Das snek. More'n half va biggies innere iz sneks, n mosty most is ice-ish. Yer smael dat or feel colder, git reddy ter run. If yez hear da TeamBoss whissil, feee-fefefefe, jurzt run.

Chuck yer kit unless yer in a mobb wot got a chance; yer can allus pick up anuvva set from va dedders wot dint chuck theirs.

YOU. Reddy stinky grigger n yer buttbuddy. Most likely the TeamBoss will put yer in frunt, coz the beasties will twigg yer first, on account yer va most eye-sore n schnozz-painz, n also so's yer durnt slow down the rest if runnen's needed.

Va prepp grounds there. Durrs old fry-oil inna tunny; wipe yerselves, speshully yer dome, pitz, n jumblies. Ye'll larst longa. Derrs a pile of old raggies n stringz; do up some toe-ragz and foot-binds lark so:" He holds up a foot, two toes missing.

"Keeps the cold orf a bit. N marsk up wivva oily banditchief, or yer meofs n schnozzhairs will ice up. Ya'llz have a Time ter munch n kit up starting narr.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Mon 18 Nov 2024 09:41:25 No.6143580 Report

Quoted By: >>6143587 >>6143673 >>6143676 >>6143680 >>6143794

Rolled 28, 1, 76, 55 = 160 (4d100)

A Time's not much to make new kit, considering that the TeamBossers will most likely cut it orf shorter.

You grease up and make foot-binds like the briefer told you. There's unfortunate Gobbos wot got flashfrosted in the dunjjon left in the resting area to thaw. You are motivated not to fuck up, looking at them.

When the TeamBosser Oiks make a long FEEEEEEEEF to gather the Wranglers, you're the first to walk up, Pork Hos second. The rest have to be threatened with whips: the TeamBossers each have a stiff thorny stikk-lash along with a wood-whistle as part of their kit. They both got kludge armor and choppas; they're the best kitted out, after YOU. They'll probably try to chopp any Gobb wot tries to run without their say-so.

The bigger Oik points at you.

"Red Titchy. Mm givvin yer da salt bag. Arfta da place wiv 3 black stakes, yer start frowwen salt as yer walk everwhere. Make it eazy fur uz behind."

You pass the buck to Pork Hos; you want yer hands free to get killy if yer meet anyfin.

°°°

>BoA 65 vs 44
>PASS

The first several catches are nuffin, most no bigger than the Oiks, and in ones and twos; with you in front taking the beasties' attention the others are able to flank and net them.

The two TeamBossers make a point of always getting the noose-ropes from YOU just before they reach the entrance. Credit-cribbing faggz.

But you let them bullybugg you, run their moufs; you're running a bigger game than juzt clout. You do nearly snap though: the way them two look at you is like you're a chump. If you still needed to shed Living Blood to train yer Carrionpede them two would already be salsa chunks.

°°°

The Teem makes enough progress for Pork Hos and both Oik Bossers to run out of salt to throw. Two Gobbz are sent orf to fetch moar from outside; the rest retreat to a less icy bit of the dunjjon and huddle, happy to wait.

With Pork Hos watching your back, you get out a smol swigg of liqqor to warm you up; pass a generous half to Pork Hos. He's grateful; you just need him pumped and limber if shit happens.

> - 1 Stuffs

>BoA 69 vs 95
>FAIL

No one notices when the air gets pleasantly - not warm - less chilly. A number of Gobbz, already half-tired, yawn and nodd orf readily. Even the Oik TeamBossers droop a little, sitting against the wall.

The hotty swiggz keep you from dozing orf, so you're mostly awake when something big long and full of spikes comes down the tunnel like a thrashing trout, smashing one Oik nearly dead and starts snapping up the bewildered groggy Gobbz.

Worse: it's walled YOU and Pork Hos in from the way out.

[C H O O S E]
QM rollan 4d100; 1 for Dur, 2+3 for HP, 4÷2 for Dmg

>RUNRUNRUNRUN! DEEPER DOWN! ANYWHERE NOT HERE!

>I wuz geddn bored WAITN ON YER, FUGGFACE!

>Try to angle past and get out!
>-20 Penalty

>ELS?

[R O L L]

>5D100
>1 for Gen, 2-5 Combat if applicable

>>6143559
>>6143497
>>6143473
>>6143448
>>6142736
>>6142515
>>6142437

33hrs

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Mon 18 Nov 2024 09:49:25 No.6143583 Report

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}}DIS FUGGEN FING{{
>28Dur (?+) , 77HP, 28Dmg
>????
>????

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+qYIzYiP Mon 18 Nov 2024 10:04:29 No.6143587 Report

Quoted By: >>6143686 >>6144524

Rolled 37, 4, 94, 98, 84 = 317 (5d100)

>>6143580
>I wuz geddn bored WAITN ON YER, FUGGFACE!
Dat looks like a noice trofy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Mon 18 Nov 2024 15:45:16 No.6143673 Report

Quoted By: >>6143686

Rolled 49, 22, 86, 83, 55 = 295 (5d100)

>>6143580
>I wuz geddn bored WAITN ON YER, FUGGFACE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J/uuzKg8 Mon 18 Nov 2024 15:55:16 No.6143676 Report

Quoted By: >>6143686 >>6144524

Rolled 37, 78, 11, 41, 27 = 194 (5d100)

>>6143580

>I wuz geddn bored WAITN ON YER, FUGGFACE!

NAT 1 Anon

NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:02:10 No.6143680 Report

Quoted By: >>6143686

Rolled 65, 87, 91, 43, 8 = 294 (5d100)

>>6143580
>I wuz geddn bored WAITN ON YER, FUGGFACE!
i would like to request a 100
its been a while

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KEXpEeyy Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:30:29 No.6143686 Report

Quoted By: >>6143688 >>6143857 >>6143894

>>6143587
>>6143673
>>6143676
>>6143680

ADDITIONAL TACTICS:

>open with {SNAPTRAP} Y/N

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Mon 18 Nov 2024 16:31:28 No.6143688 Report

Quoted By:

>>6143686
>helo
>itz me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Mon 18 Nov 2024 20:33:39 No.6143794 Report

Quoted By: >>6144524

Rolled 62, 96, 69, 45, 65 = 337 (5d100)

>>6143580
>I wuz geddn bored WAITN ON YER, FUGGFACE!
>No on snappytrappy

NAT 1 Anon

NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Mon 18 Nov 2024 23:48:06 No.6143857 Report

Quoted By: >>6144524

>>6143686
N
the thing is way too big
it could fail

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oJ+OacOs Tue 19 Nov 2024 01:19:40 No.6143894 Report

Quoted By: >>6144524

>>6143686
>N

Its bretty big.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Tue 19 Nov 2024 01:48:08 No.6143906 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d2)

QM rollan for consequence of DFT's nat1

1: Active ???? is limited to 1 use
2: Passive ???? is limited to 2 turns

writan in 25hrs

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Wed 20 Nov 2024 02:07:14 No.6144492 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48, 4, 53, 98, 61 = 264 (5d100)

BoA 65 || 96, 94 || 98, 84

>TOADY 9/9Dur 30/30HP
>1dmg resisted per attack received
>Beastie Whapp + GigaGluggz as a bludgeon = 8 + 4dmg, +2 from Killseek
>TSCP +6% Dodge, + 21% Hit, +18 Dmg
>Total 32dmg, + 2 Noxic per turn
>[GIGA GLUGGZ] 8/8, 8HP per glugg, -2HP per use, up to 2 gluggz per use

>PORK HOS 13Dur, 16HP, 8Dmg
> -3 Atk penalty

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Wed 20 Nov 2024 02:19:10 No.6144494 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 + 1 (1d4 + 1)

>BoA 65 vs 48
>YOU GOT DA JUMP

While it's trying to crunch the Oik you close in and GIVVIDIM.

Not having all your killyyest weapons attached to the Beastie Whapp is a bummer; you use the torque from the Transformations to land the [GIGA GLUGGZ] like a chain mace SMAKK as hard as you can.

>SUICIDEY 96, 94 v DFF 54
>WHAPP X WHAPP
>32dmg, 16 Overkill, 4 Noxic
>QM rollan for DFF armor

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Wed 20 Nov 2024 03:33:02 No.6144524 Report

Quoted By: >>6144528 >>6144539 >>6144555 >>6144569 >>6144571

>DFF Natural Armor 2+
>-16dur -16hp
>DFF 12Dur 61HP

Your first full-extension DOUBLE WHAPP landed on the back of its head, the stoppage in momentum allowing you to back-torque in mid-air so that you land a series of smaller whapps right in its mugg as it looks back at the new threat.

Pork Hos takes your cue, drops the U prong and uses his slasha on the tail to get in some cheap hits. Doesn't do much, but the thought counts.

>Pork Hos chips in 8dmg
>DFF 10Dur 59HP

This biggy bugger has been in another fight recently; got big ripps in its thinny scales. The air around it is sooooper cold. You're kindy protected with your SCUMM COAT, so long as your armor's holding. The leather and rope bits start to stiffen and creak from it through.

>Passive Chill Aura, 5dmg
>Toady 8Dur 30HP
>Pork Hos 12Dur 15HP
>Chill Aura one turn left

The Oik UnderBoss wot was getting chewed on is dropped; he starts crawling to make distance. The other Oik starts bawling for the Gobbz ter git back 'ere and throw nets.

All their throws are shit. The freezy air on the Wyrm is no joke when you're a nakey Gobber.

YOU have to settle it.

>Toady 98+21 vs DFF 61
>WHAPPAPPAPP
> 32 +10 Dewclaw, 6 Noxic
>-10Dur -22hp
>DFF 37HP

>Pork Hos cheapshotting 8Dmg
>DFF 29HP

>Chill Aura HITS
>Toady 7Dur 30HP
>Pork Hos 11Dur 14HP
>Chill Aura EXHAUSTED

The ice air around the Wyrm suddenly vanishes; the injury from an earlier fight probably did it.

The two Oiks have in the meantime rallied the Gobbz with threats of a sound whipping; now that the cutting cold around the Wyrm is gone, they have no excuses for not throwing their nets properly.

There's sounds of reinforcements coming too: four low ranked Shammies from a safe-point, with zappystikks crackling.

Against this many of you cunts the Wyrm tries to cut and run.

>Active Skill: Breath Weapon, 1/3 of total damage against up to 4 targets in a group; 9dmg
>DFF 98+12 vs Toady 84+6
>FOOOSH
>gnaaak
>Toady 5Dur 30HP
>Pork Hos 9Dur 12HP

You're flash frozen along with your faithful Droog. With the hot toddy you both swigged earlier you have a better time of fighting off the penetrating chill and break out before the ice encloses you into ice sculptures.

You and Pork Hos are still closest and fittest to give chase.

"Ee'z geddn away! Cmarn Porkholes!"

[CHOOSE]
IF you catch up, wat do?

>WHAPP it dedd! I warnts me TROFERR!
>Trophy getty but fail mission
>you will be on this assignment for more days
>or until Gorrlovva gets tired of your shit and fires you

OR

>nyerrrh, fugget. Itz dues; I wanna do gudd here. Jezt bring it darn.

OR

>nope, not chasing. Did me bit. MVG, shit team. Da two Oiks are responsible, nart me.

>ELS

[R O L L]
>7D100
>Bo2 for first 3d100 for the Chase
>other first 3d100s are against Encounters
>last BoA 4d100 for foits

>>6143894
>>6143857
>>6143794
>>6143676
>>6143587

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Wed 20 Nov 2024 03:40:07 No.6144528 Report

Quoted By: >>6144662

Rolled 63, 33, 66, 4, 93, 48, 4 = 311 (7d100)

>>6144524
>nyerrrh, fugget. Itz dues; I wanna do gudd here. Jezt bring it darn.

NAT 1 Anon

NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Wed 20 Nov 2024 04:05:56 No.6144539 Report

Quoted By: >>6144662

Rolled 13, 75, 65, 87, 75, 16, 12 = 343 (7d100)

>>6144524
>nyerrrh, fugget. Itz dues; I wanna do gudd here. Jezt bring it darn.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Wed 20 Nov 2024 05:01:43 No.6144555 Report

Quoted By: >>6144662

Rolled 28, 100, 83, 12, 30, 6, 87 = 346 (7d100)

>>6144524
>nyerrrh, fugget. Itz dues; I wanna do gudd here. Jezt bring it darn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+qYIzYiP Wed 20 Nov 2024 05:37:37 No.6144569 Report

Quoted By: >>6144662

Rolled 81, 23, 76, 67, 32, 14, 64 = 357 (7d100)

>>6144524
What if... We kill it dead, bag all of it, and say that it got away?
I mean, we did the most and tried to give chase, so it's not our fault if it got away, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4GqiyHnv Wed 20 Nov 2024 05:42:57 No.6144571 Report

Quoted By: >>6144572

>>6144524
>>nyerrrh, fugget. Itz dues; I wanna do gudd here. Jezt bring it darn.

An ice power thing WOULD be cool but are we really gonna use the Pouch in front of everybody to stow it, I think not, sadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4GqiyHnv Wed 20 Nov 2024 05:44:02 No.6144572 Report

Quoted By: >>6144662

Rolled 5, 88, 89, 88, 10, 7, 21 = 308 (7d100)

>>6144571
Forgot dices.

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Wed 20 Nov 2024 06:36:40 No.6144595 Report

Quoted By:

>CHASE Bo2 63, 75, 66

>ENCOUNTER BoA 81 88(Nat100) 89

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Wed 20 Nov 2024 06:37:52 No.6144597 Report

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Rolled 7, 82, 86, 15, 63, 94 = 347 (6d100)

dice didn't gen

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Wed 20 Nov 2024 07:48:36 No.6144619 Report

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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>CHASE Toady 63 v DFF 7

It's pretty fast for its size, but loses speed on corners and close spaces. You've noticed that the places where it churned on in its passage have better friction; you keep to those where you can.

You're catching up. You don't sprint, figgering you need to make a biggy burst of action soon.

>CHASE Toady 75 v DFF 82

It knows youre still chasing; around the next corner it starts fogging the air in front of it just before the turn, then converts it to an under-lip jet, letting it turn the corner without touching any part of the walls.

Doing this slows it down some, jolly for you - until you reach the bend and see that all of it has been coated in clear new ice, with no rough patches.

>aaaah SHIDD

You try to scrabble to a halt, half-make it, but then Porkholes skids into you from behind, knocking you both off your feet.

>CHASE Toady 66 vs DFF 86

You both keep skidding and flopping in the same place, while the Wyrm picks up speed down the straightish longy tunnel after the bend.

Your Dewclaws help you get out of the ice patch farsta. You use your Beastie Whapp to pull Porkholes out after you, and you both run down the long tunnel. You don't really have a hope of catching dat long frezzy wermy bastich now, you're just out of ideas.

>ENCOUNTER Toady 81 vs Dungeon 15
>SAFE

The end of the tunnel is a split: two ways downish. Empty.

"Ey Bosser. Slow up."

"Wat."

"Mebbe we shud wait fer bakkupz? Durrz no moar black stakes since back derr."

You slow up and stop, but not because he's right.

There's a crumble in the ceiling where the Wyrm brushed on it, revealing thin white ice; flaky chippy. There's a smol passage up.

Using your Dewclaws you dig into the walls and start climbing. When you reach the place you loop your Beastie Whapp into a weighty lash and smakk the ice pane.

>ENCOUNTER Toady 88 (w Nat100) vs Dungeon 63
>SAFE

Just as you thought: it's entry. You enter an empty stone chamber with a frozen pool.

Water looks real unhealthy: it's black like deep ocean, and you can faintly see some wrigglywrigglies deep inside, not moving much.

Apart from the pool there's nuffin, unless you count the blackky rock set into the ceiling with a silver frame. Without a second thought you get Daggy and start cutting into the stone around the setting.

When it's nearly all out you hold Pouchy open under it, and with a final tapp, drop the whole thing right in.

>CHERNOBERYL Getty
>rollan worth in Precious Gems

>uh-oh

The pool is bubbling just a liiiiddle bit. Time to go!

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Wed 20 Nov 2024 08:32:56 No.6144635 Report

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Rolled 7 (1d8)

>ENCOUNTER 89 vs 94
>FAIL

rollan CR

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Wed 20 Nov 2024 09:38:23 No.6144647 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 13, 5, 6, 13, 12, 5, 19, 1, 18, 2, 18, 8, 5, 8, 6, 18 = 157 (16d20)

>uh oh

When you poke your head back out of the entry Porkholes' out of sight.

There's only this guy. Tall, gnarly, ugly.

You don't have enough time to duck back in when it swivels and spots you and immediately charges.

You scamper back in just in time to escape the horns. The wall of the chamber caves.

You think for a moment to retreat further in, but then think again: that way you're cornered. If it has zappies you're cooked.

While it's still backing orf readying a second charge you hop out and ready yourself.

You've cut orf it's retreat, popping up behind it. Now all you need is beat it half to death and hope the rest of the Teem wont be faggits twice in one day.

DAT DAMN FANG
>2d20 Dur
>12d20+20 HP
>2d20 dmg
>????
>????
>????

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:KEXpEeyy Wed 20 Nov 2024 09:44:22 No.6144649 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27, 47, 98, 2, 95 = 269 (5d100)

}}DAT DAYUM FANG{{
>18Dur 135HP 24DMG
>????
>????
>????

>1d100 for Natural Armor quality
>1-20 = 2-, 21-40=2+, 41-60=3-, 61-80=3+, 80+=4-

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KinoPhageQM !!BO3J8tDyWd2 ID:DIkHoj2w Wed 20 Nov 2024 10:28:43 No.6144662 Report

Quoted By: >>6144735 >>6144748 >>6145015 >>6145035 >>6145060

>TOADY BoA 88, 93 || 48, 87

You start spinning your GigaGluggz on the end of your Beastie Whapp just as it charges a second time.

You time the blow perfect: KRAKK right in the noggin, maxxed impact.

>Toady 93+21 vs DDF 47
>HIT 32dmg+7Dewclaw, 2 Noxic
>-13Dur -13HP
>DDF 5Dur 122HP

Then it crashes into you, and you into the wall.

>DDF 98 vs Toady 88+6-6
>GOHH
>-5Dur -4HP
>Toady 26HP

Like that's gonna stop you!

The moment the crushing pressure lifts off you, you start wailing on his fugli mugg, each hand swinging one end of the Whapp into it.

>TOADY 87+21 vs DDF 2
>whap-whapwhapp-whappWHAPPP 32+4Dmg
>-5Dur -26HP
>DDF 96HP

Reacting, it swats at you. The walls hamper its swings, but schrap ice and stones still hurt. And a couple biggy rocks it sent at you in a clutch.

>DDF 95+10 vs Toady 48+6
>PEPPERED 12Dmg
>Toady 14HP

}}DAT DAYUM FANG{{
>96HP, 24Dmg
>RAMMM 24dmg; tremors cause -6 against enemy Hit and Dodge for that round
>YEEEET +10 Hit, 12Dmg, short ranged
>????

[WAT DO]

>Retreat further into the Dungeon

>Defensive+ GigaGluggz x 2 for one turn, Attack again

>You wanna foit I'zz givez yer a foit:
>Defensive+ Glugg x 2
>then BOOM the seething black pool just above you

>ELS?

[R O L L]
>7D100
>1 gen, if applicable
>2-7 combat

>>6144572
>>6144569
>>6144555
>>6144539
>>6144528

36hrs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TLYlvCFD Wed 20 Nov 2024 13:46:23 No.6144735 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 92, 38, 5, 37, 54, 70, 67 = 363 (7d100)

>>6144662
>Defensive+ GigaGluggz x 2 for one turn, Attack again

NAT 1 Anon

NAT 1 Anon ID:tFsO4O5r Wed 20 Nov 2024 14:43:05 No.6144748 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 44, 100, 48, 55, 52, 29, 26 = 354 (7d100)

>>6144662
>Defensive+ GigaGluggz x 2 for one turn, Attack again
QM needs to stop rolling above 90 already

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wcb9Z4oP Thu 21 Nov 2024 03:56:54 No.6145015 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 74, 92, 42, 60, 74, 52, 15 = 409 (7d100)

>>6144662
>Defensive+ GigaGluggz x 2 for one turn, Attack again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+qYIzYiP Thu 21 Nov 2024 05:17:20 No.6145035 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 32, 92, 56, 19, 87, 14, 95 = 395 (7d100)

>>6144662
>Defensive+ GigaGluggz x 2 for one turn, Attack again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FE3uFufk Thu 21 Nov 2024 06:40:17 No.6145060 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25, 24, 11, 60, 50, 26, 61 = 257 (7d100)

>>6144662
>Defensive+ GigaGluggz x 2 for one turn, Attack again

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