>>6150137>>6150146Shelly Gunter, born and raised a Shetlander way back in WW2 as part of the British response to operation Sea Lion, she was promised to a 155mm M1 gigachad artillery cannon. However, it was never meant to be. The Nazis chickened out of doing anything beyond dropping a few bombs and rockets, as the RAF cucked her out of her destined BANG of a lifetime. Eventually, her betrothed was shipped off to fight in Korea while she languished in a forgotten warehouse in Birmingham, shittiest of all shitholes, alone and miserable. She later learned he died to a Chinese Dare To Die corpsman whose mother, wife, sister, and daughter were all raped by the same communist party member.
Go ahead, harvest her of her grains, you vile beast. They've probably long since clumped up from the humidity and sprouted yeast, if not mushrooms. She's got no hope for a future anyhow. Hell she probably won't even trigger if you slammed at her fuze with a sledgehammer. She's expired goods, barely fit for a museum. The only reason she never blew her brains out was guilt at not wanting to set a bad example for her .303 grand nieces next door.
