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The camera pans across a dimly lit room filled with scattered papers, a torn wrestling poster, and a single, battered championship belt sitting on a desk. A figure in a sharp, if slightly rumpled, suit stands up and adjusts his tie, staring directly into the camera. It’s The Commish.
“Alright, listen up, folks. If you’re here, it means you’re ready for something different. Something wild. Something… Smack Talk Wrestling Saga.
“Yeah, I used to run the show over on Substack, and let me tell you—it was legendary. But legends don’t live forever when the platform pulls the rug out from under you. No matter. The Commish doesn’t quit. And now, I’m here, ready to rebuild the greatest wrestling universe this world has ever seen!”
He slams his hands down on the desk.
“But I can’t do it alone. A league needs wrestlers, rivalries, and a whole lot of chaos. That’s where YOU come in.”
How It Works
This isn’t your average wrestling league. Here’s how the Smack Talk Wrestling Saga will unfold:
1 Weekly Schedule:
Wednesday Nights: Matches at The Hey Barn—home of the wildest, rowdiest crowds you’ll ever see.
Saturday Nights: Premium events at The Rusty Pelican, featuring title defenses and special matches.
Sunday: Granny’s Supper Recap—a wholesome, chaotic look back at the week.
2 Interactive Gameplay:
Create your wrestler. Submit their name, backstory, strengths, weaknesses, and signature moves.
Control your wrestler’s fate by posting promos, calling out rivals, and suggesting match ideas.
Watch as your choices shape storylines and bring chaos to the ring.
3 Weekly Prompts and Mysteries:
We’ll toss in curveballs—cryptic messages, Aelorian mysteries, and challenges that only the bold can solve.
Meet the Crew
The Commish
That’s me. I keep this circus running. You’ll see me setting matches, stirring the pot, and occasionally refereeing when things get really out of hand.
Granny
She’s the heart of this league—a little old lady with a big attitude. Don’t let her apron fool you; she’s got a ladle that’ll knock sense into anyone who steps out of line. She also serves pie, but only if you’re on her good side.
PeeWee
Our resident high school misfit and conspiracy theorist. He’s in charge of tech and digging into the weird mysteries that seem to follow the league wherever we go. If there’s something strange in the air, PeeWee’s got a theory (and it probably involves Bigfoot).
Open Tryouts: Join the Smack Talk Universe!
Think you’ve got what it takes to step into the ring? The Commish is officially announcing open tryouts!
How to Enter:
Reply to this thread with your wrestler’s details:
Name
Gimmick (hero, villain, or wildcard)
Backstory
Signature Move(s)
Strengths/Weaknesses
The Commish will personally review your submission and roll you into the league. Matches begin this Wednesday at The Hey Barn, so don’t wait!
“Alright, listen up, folks. If you’re here, it means you’re ready for something different. Something wild. Something… Smack Talk Wrestling Saga.
“Yeah, I used to run the show over on Substack, and let me tell you—it was legendary. But legends don’t live forever when the platform pulls the rug out from under you. No matter. The Commish doesn’t quit. And now, I’m here, ready to rebuild the greatest wrestling universe this world has ever seen!”
He slams his hands down on the desk.
“But I can’t do it alone. A league needs wrestlers, rivalries, and a whole lot of chaos. That’s where YOU come in.”
How It Works
This isn’t your average wrestling league. Here’s how the Smack Talk Wrestling Saga will unfold:
1 Weekly Schedule:
Wednesday Nights: Matches at The Hey Barn—home of the wildest, rowdiest crowds you’ll ever see.
Saturday Nights: Premium events at The Rusty Pelican, featuring title defenses and special matches.
Sunday: Granny’s Supper Recap—a wholesome, chaotic look back at the week.
2 Interactive Gameplay:
Create your wrestler. Submit their name, backstory, strengths, weaknesses, and signature moves.
Control your wrestler’s fate by posting promos, calling out rivals, and suggesting match ideas.
Watch as your choices shape storylines and bring chaos to the ring.
3 Weekly Prompts and Mysteries:
We’ll toss in curveballs—cryptic messages, Aelorian mysteries, and challenges that only the bold can solve.
Meet the Crew
The Commish
That’s me. I keep this circus running. You’ll see me setting matches, stirring the pot, and occasionally refereeing when things get really out of hand.
Granny
She’s the heart of this league—a little old lady with a big attitude. Don’t let her apron fool you; she’s got a ladle that’ll knock sense into anyone who steps out of line. She also serves pie, but only if you’re on her good side.
PeeWee
Our resident high school misfit and conspiracy theorist. He’s in charge of tech and digging into the weird mysteries that seem to follow the league wherever we go. If there’s something strange in the air, PeeWee’s got a theory (and it probably involves Bigfoot).
Open Tryouts: Join the Smack Talk Universe!
Think you’ve got what it takes to step into the ring? The Commish is officially announcing open tryouts!
How to Enter:
Reply to this thread with your wrestler’s details:
Name
Gimmick (hero, villain, or wildcard)
Backstory
Signature Move(s)
Strengths/Weaknesses
The Commish will personally review your submission and roll you into the league. Matches begin this Wednesday at The Hey Barn, so don’t wait!
