Hello everyone! I'm thinking of getting into theatre at Forrest High. I have a grand idea for a play called "Not the End of the World."

Macrohistorical play: Speedrun towards the Great Attractor (infinite money glitch)

Intermediate play: FTL travel (won't be that hard, just have to learn how to make a Kugelblitz)

Basic roles:
King Henry VIII (taken)
Pontifex (open?)
Moshiach (definitely taken)
The Yellow Emperor™ (ambiguous)
Bcё-Цapитa (You know who you are!)
Kalkhi (open)
Saoshyant (open)
Casimir Pulaski (definitely taken)
The Grey Man (Latin American) ((open))
Cossack King (open)
Genghis Khan (debating on this one)
Autistic kid who just wants to live on a mountain and have a cute wife (taken by nobody)

Some basic rules:
No guns allowed! Tanks and horses are fun to drive around countrysides with and artillery is fun to shoot at nothing. Women should be heavily armored and equipped with uhm... photon cannons. Men should be lightly armored and equipped with... let's call them lightsabers. Oh, and no one should bring lots of food and drink, as well as stimpaks and chems. Also, it's NEVER helpful to be exposed exposed deadly levels of Ionizing Radiation for 40 days because the (((archons))) are stuck on making you play the anti-christ role.