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Hullabloos shop of mystical trade ins and discount curses

Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Sat 01 Feb 2025 06:10:44 No.6187248 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6187252 >>6187263 >>6187276 >>6187902

>You take the role as customers at a new trinket shop that has appeared in town, Try to make a heafty profit after robbing the local wizard or ask for powerfull artifacts to get that 6-10 Goth Girl, rember money is far from the only currency

>Post your offers, desighered items, trade ins, or services

Welcome! soon to be marks, Id be happy to buy/sell/trade any supernatual Item
Just let me know What you want and ill make a steal of a deal
"Fae and Armenian free enstablisment since 1991"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3zMFdMse Sat 01 Feb 2025 06:26:11 No.6187252 Report

Quoted By: >>6187262

>>6187248
Make me into a genuine NTR chad, like in my hobgoblin elfinet comic-toons. Sell me a potion of some sort, I don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Sat 01 Feb 2025 06:46:20 No.6187262 Report

Quoted By: >>6187270

>>6187252
One NTR license, a pail of green paint, and bottled cuckolding
>"One drop for standard - three for mind break"
A license is required by law similar to a plumber needing one for extremely caustic drain cleaner
Make an offer my new friend!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n5vxyWpm Sat 01 Feb 2025 06:46:42 No.6187263 Report

Quoted By: >>6187267

>>6187248
Ahh I don't think it's good to deal with strangers. May I have your name first?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Sat 01 Feb 2025 06:49:09 No.6187267 Report

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>>6187263
Hullabloo
>A gloved hand points behind you, toward a glowing neon sign that was not there before
Before you ask the sign is not for sale

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3zMFdMse Sat 01 Feb 2025 06:52:29 No.6187270 Report

Quoted By: >>6187279

>>6187262
I offer the golden ero-idol body-pillow looted from the NEET-dungeon of the ancient lich Grognax the Virginal. It is said to contain all his hopes and dreams. Nevermind the smell, Prestidigitation cast thrice daily keeps it suppressed,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/w1pYIsH Sat 01 Feb 2025 06:58:51 No.6187276 Report

Quoted By: >>6187279

>>6187248

Alright, I'll trade all of my mortality for bountiful luck and my first born child for help in finding a fae wife. I'd like her to be nobility.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Sat 01 Feb 2025 07:13:53 No.6187279 Report

Quoted By: >>6187284

>>6187276
The best I can do is a box of cat skulls that meow when a woman is attracted to you and a bag of candy

>>6187270
It's a Deal!, here's your certification and bottles just don't use it on an Orc
>they swing both ways

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/w1pYIsH Sat 01 Feb 2025 07:20:11 No.6187284 Report

Quoted By: >>6187288

>>6187279
Nah no deal, that's a shit deal mate you can sell mortality off the eldritch market for quite a bit of money.

How about a sex doll that looks like you in exchange for this book with extensive instructions on three distinct martial arts?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Sat 01 Feb 2025 07:31:52 No.6187288 Report

Quoted By: >>6187292 >>6187294

>>6187284
Do you know how many people are on this planet? I can trade an Indian 100$ for 40 years zero issue
This isn't 1520 where there are bumbling lesser demons trading gold like candy

But alright and as a sign of good faith I'll even add one tome of unending dad puns

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/w1pYIsH Sat 01 Feb 2025 07:40:06 No.6187292 Report

Quoted By: >>6187294 >>6187296

>>6187288
Nah mate you're thinking of life, I was trading my mortality not my life major difference. Magix R Us had a great deal for them which is why I assume they're the larger and more well known brand.

Well I'll be having fun with your bird jester sex doll later. Give me a sec, I bought some stuff from a Wizard's Yard Sale. I'll show them to you and you can decide what you want in exchange for making so that your sex doll can walk around and follow basic instructions.

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Anonymous ID:/w1pYIsH Sat 01 Feb 2025 07:45:57 No.6187294 Report

Quoted By: >>6187295 >>6187296

>>6187292
>>6187288

Alright Hullabloo, I'll give you 15$ worth of stuff I got from this a Wizard's yard sale if you can make the sex doll move around and follow basic instructions.

I'll give you 40$ worth of the Wizard's items if you can not only make it move around and follow basic instructions but also cry and scream for mercy because I'm into that. Ohh you can't have the mobile home though, I need that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/w1pYIsH Sat 01 Feb 2025 07:46:29 No.6187295 Report

Quoted By: >>6187296

>>6187294

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Sat 01 Feb 2025 08:00:02 No.6187296 Report

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>>6187292
A printed-out paper of a bunch of AI art, That is not a binding contract that's a Larp
>>6187294
>>6187295
Balgod the unwise is scamming you with basic illusionary magic and minor Alzheimers
You buy 40$ worth of stuff, walk home with your haul, and then forget everything that happened
Cocksucker got me 9 times

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Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Sat 01 Feb 2025 21:44:13 No.6187626 Report

Quoted By: >>6187653

Flash sale
Ashes of Gnome Saint Hekky Jolly Knees

His final act was making flower snow angels after eating all the owners uncooked cookies
After falling asleep the home owner set the oven to 550 and let thermal dynamics do the rest

I'm not responsible for any holy pilgrimages appearing in your home or missing milk

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Anonymous ID:3zMFdMse Sat 01 Feb 2025 22:47:10 No.6187653 Report

Quoted By: >>6190486

>>6187626
I'll trade you a hallowed, saintly artifact for another: the Silver Fingerbang of Saint Valentine, perfect for celebrating his special day with a special someone. Warning: if you aim it wrong or say the wrong words, it operates more like a regular magical fingergun; see Yu Yu Hakasho for details.

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Anonymous ID:0RxzZ0Vr Sun 02 Feb 2025 08:08:43 No.6187902 Report

Quoted By: >>6188469

>>6187248
Can I trade this vial filled with enough vampire blood to turn whoever drinks it for some magical good luck charm?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Mon 03 Feb 2025 04:09:05 No.6188469 Report

Quoted By: >>6188533

>>6187902
That's a fair deal, how about a sombrero wearing sugar skull that when given liquor, gives chances at avoiding bad fortune during the day with a gift of positive fortune at night
The skull if given too much liquor will cause all under its effect to become blackout drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0RxzZ0Vr Mon 03 Feb 2025 06:05:41 No.6188533 Report

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>>6188469
Deal, that should give me an advantage at tonight's game of wizard poker

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0RxzZ0Vr Wed 05 Feb 2025 06:34:16 No.6189908 Report

Quoted By: >>6190480

I won this basket of golden apples, apparently they'll never spoil and all taste like the best apples ever. Unfortunately I got caught cheating and got hit with a rather nasty curse . So can I trade the apples for something that regenerates lost pe....certain lost body parts?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Thu 06 Feb 2025 02:09:37 No.6190480 Report

Quoted By: >>6190989

>>6189908
This is why penis gnomes are the most dangerous breed of all

Unfortunately the curse is passed on to anyone who eats them but I'd be an effective poison

One 5in,acorn head,circumcised with silver standard gems
That's the best quality on hand
Yes you can still have children just not with Werewolves, silver standard is literal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Thu 06 Feb 2025 02:13:20 No.6190486 Report

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>>6187653
Deal and I'll toss in some goblin fruit, if it talks just hit it with a hammer till it stops

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fZDSiVpT Thu 06 Feb 2025 20:28:21 No.6190989 Report

Quoted By: >>6192317

>>6190480

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+FQo4uEW Sun 09 Feb 2025 00:11:53 No.6192317 Report

Quoted By: >>6192341

>>6190989
That's a hellhound not a werewolf
Just so you know they have litters of 6+ at bare minimum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3zMFdMse Sun 09 Feb 2025 00:56:37 No.6192341 Report

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>>6192317
>a hellhound not a werewolf
A loophole for the apple-trader! Are you keeping the apples, Mister Hullabloo, or trading them on?

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