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Something very exciting was going on. Sure a fight between two cultivators isn't that uncommon nowadays, and it certainly isn't when an arrogant young master pushes their whipping boy a little too far while being closer to being their equal instead of their superior in all things. That wasn't what was exciting, though seeing that loud mouth called Barracuda get slammed face first into the floor of your recently constructed castle is quite cathartic, what's gotten your ears and tail perked up is what that whipping boy by the name of Heng has done. The sliver of natural primordial beast essence woven through his spiritual roots and rooted into his meridians, had somehow, through pure instinct or natural affinity, managed to perform without instruction, guidance or explanation a chimeric transformation. Something you didn't think could be done by anyone but a magical beast who stopped and meditated on their ability to take on a human form.
And while seeing the gentle eyed peasant boy go berserk and tear tufts of hair and claw the young master who had dared to try and tell you to send one of the students of your class on Beastial techniques away was a little entertaining, in the way that watching kittens bowl each other over and train to pounce by playing with eachother's tails was, it was that instinctive use of a fairly advance transformation technique performed by a novice of the Qi Condensation stage that had you so excited. But more than excited, you were curious, just how far Heng could go. While a beast attaining human form required certain insights and a deepening of intellect and comprehension, was the same true for Beasts?
Could a human even become a beast, even if they were overflowing with Primordial Beast Essence as high quality and refined as that which is produced within your own beast core.
Well, only one way to find out. You lift up a finger as Hai Xiannu whines and begs you to stop the very cat like fight between Heng and Suoyu, while her brother Hai Ma and her fellow pupils Xia Xiaofan and Kuángcháo gawk and watch in amazement, sometimes muttering about how the fight is going or some technique one of the two young men have just performed.
There is a ripple of bright, green the same hue as fresh spring growth or maybe Lian Luli's hair, ripples out from the tip of your finger as you connect your beast core and funnel a massive burst of the primordial beast essence churning within it through your meridians and release it from the palm of your hand and the ends of all five of your fingers.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:19:07 No. 6188827 Report >>6188826 A massive, bright red cat's paw bursts into the air, made out of pure carmine light as the surge of beast essence ripples through the training chamber. Suddenly, all of the Summer Sea Dawn Sect Disciples you'd been training sprout adorable cat ears and tails ripple under their robes and struggle to pop out as their hair, which with their new ears and tails are the same shade of red as your majestic mane. Their teeth lengthen and sharpen to fangs, and their nails turn claw like as whiskers and tufts of fur spread out on their cheeks and shoulders.
All except Heng, who freezes suddenly and is wrapped in cocoon of jade green Primordial Beast essence as his peers all collapse, fainted from the shock of their sudden changes and the delirium caused by the unparalleled potency of your fully released beast essence.
There's a sharp mewl, and the light vanishes as you dam the flow of Primordial Essence from your hand, and draw back in the overabundance you had filled the chamber with. You pause, as a cloud of incense smoke and ash obscures the chamber and all the lanterns and candles are snuffed out as you reabsorb and slow the constant flow of Primordial beast essence by constricting and holding your heart still with some elementary blood control.
With a snap, the chamber is lit with false ghost lights, and you see a very confused kitten standing where Heng was standing a moment ago.
"So it is possible!" You laugh as he stares up at you, about the normal size of a cat but nowhere near the wolf size you were when you had first awaken and ascended to become a magical beast. He meows, and you understand it to be a question
"Ah, don't know how to speak with a cat's tongue. That took me awhile to figure out" You titter as you prance and skip up to him "Strange, you don't display any of the ordinary qualities of my kind. Not strange fur color or patterns, and no unusual size. Maybe this new form hasn't absorbed enough Primordial Beast Essence? Oddly you still only have as much as you were born with and you absorbed into yourself during this practice"
"Mao" Heng says, meaning "I don't get it", but his look screams "Turn me back" as you pick up him by his scruff out of his robes and look him over
"Such lovely white fur, mine used to look like this before I got into the habit of soaking it in the blood of my foes and meals" You reminisce as you hold him in your hand, as he stares at you "And don't look at me to solve your problems, Farm boy, figure it out yourself"
You set him back down on his robes and sit down, cross legged, leaning over and watching the kitten Heng is now close their eyes tightly and stiffen all over.
It takes him a couple of minutes to figure out the trick of changing back to a human. You lazily applaud him as he, in a flash of emerald light, returns to being a nude human boy
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:20:08 No. 6188828 Report >>6188827 "Congratulations, you're the first human to attain beastly form as far as I know, though, you needed a little help" You cackle and sneer as he covers himself "Oh don't be ashamed, I'm only wearing my shadow and hair"
"How...what did you do to me! To them!" He shrieks, face as red as your hair even though his has turned white
"Their bodies reached the limit of primordial energies they could endure, they passed out, they're fine. I could kill with my actual cultivation aura, they just got bowled over by a wave of my beast essence. I covered all of Chuan with it once, its why some of the people have become so much more handsome" You answer playfully, tapping a sharpened nail on the ground
"Why didn't it happen to me?" He asked "I mean, not getting knocked out or...growing cat ears when you...Wait that was your doing!?"
"Thought that was common knowledge in cultivation circles. And if I had to guess. Its because your ancestry was sealed by one of your ancestors. Probably cause having a beast in your family tree was considered shameful or reason for execution until I made my grand entrance" You dully explain, rolling your eyes "But that is just a theory, could be the Primordial Beast Essence inside of you acted as a barrier. Or it could be that roar of mine awoke your hidden potential for felinedom"
"I...defer to your experience, Master" he says slowly as he looks at you pleadingly as he lifts up his robes, you stare at him more intently, just to prove a point as he acts like a blushing girl being found in her bath "I...it just, I was a cat"
"And you can become one again" You say, snapping your fingers, and undressing him, just to mess with him "And turn back"
"Grandmaster" He complains, now even redder as you snicker and grin at him
"I'm in a jovial mood, you should be thankful my idea of fun at the moment is just taking you out of your robes, and not ripping your soul out of your body to play with like a ball of yawn" You gently scold him "And you shouldn't be so concerned, you should be proud, you're a rarity, with an even rarer talent, being a human natural attuned to the...well natural world and the beasts inside of it. I'm sure Xia will start treating you better, now that I've brushed the dirt off the piece of jade he'd trodden over, thinking it was horseshit"
"You really aren't anything like I expected' He says after his face shifted between a number of complex, difficult looking emotions
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:21:08 No. 6188829 Report >>6188828 "Oh? You thought I was austere and stuck up like other masters are? I'm a cat" You say, drawing a circle in the air around your face "Sure I am dignified and majestic by nature, but it is in my nature to be fickle and playful, amongst other things"
He blinked, then asked "Why was I just a normal cat"
"Beats me" You answer with a shrug "Probably need to grow or work at attaining magical beastdom. But at least your new, second form will make you popular with girls"
"You only see me as a cute baby, don't you?" He asks and you laugh uproariously, slapping your knee
"What else should I see a kitten as?" You ask as he turns away "But this means, unlike your napping peers, you can learn some of my actual techniques and grasp what I taught the others better"
That seemed to cheer him up, though you had no clue why he looked so gloomy there for a second
"But I think that's enough training for what your victory was worth" You sigh as you hop to your feet and tap your chin thoughtfully. The foundation establishment bracket was about to start soon. And it, and those that followed it, well except the beast only contest, was bound to be much shorter and simpler than the earlier brackets. If only because of the fact there were simply fewer cultivators in the world who transcended into the foundation establishment realm and beyond.
"I thank you for the privledge, lady Huanliuxue!" He shouts, before sneezing and suddenly poofing back into a white furred kitten
"Weirrrrrd" You coo as you catch him before he can fall to the floor "That's interesting"
He mewled in protest, so you set him down and wait for him to turn back human to explain "Never seen anyone switch between their two bodies accidentally, how curious"
"Why does it sound like you want to cut me up to find out why?" he asked warily. And you just smile.
"oh I wouldn't need to cut you up, but I've probably embarrassed you enough already" You snicker as you turn on your heel and walk away "Wake up the others, and return to your master"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 03 Feb 2025 18:22:09 No. 6188830 Report >>6188829 He nods and does as he is told
<span class="mu-s"> Double Vote!</span>
What do you tell Xia Jinse-Shayu about the training session
>Merely that his students have a talent for fighting like beast's do, and mention nothing about their new looks or Heng's odd talent >By walking up to him with the students in tow, in public, and making a show of turning Heng into a kitten to him and any onlookers >Tell him playing favorites is a quality only shit teachers have and he needs to take after you instead of encouraging rivalries between his students >Ask if you could borrow some more of his disciples, to experiment and see if you can make them change like Heng did >Write in And how do you begin the Foundation Establishment contests, Huanliuxue?
>Since there are so fewer of them, personally meeting the contestants and introducing them to your own disciples competing in the tournament at this level >Since there aren't as many, and most of them are already part of other sects, just start them and do something else unless something interesting happens in them >On a whim, declare that since foundation establishment cultivators are strong enough to cause damage to your new temple, the tournament is changing Venues, and they'll be competing down in HELL! under your protection and watchful eye of course >by parading around the newest members of the palace of natural law sect and opening the next stage of the tournament with a bang! >Write in Anonymous
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>>6188830 >Tell him playing favorites is a quality only shit teachers have and he needs to take after you instead of encouraging rivalries between his students >Ask if you could borrow some more of his disciples, to experiment and see if you can make them change like Heng did >by parading around the newest members of the palace of natural law sect and opening the next stage of the tournament with a bang! Anonymous
>>6188830 >Playing favorites is shit, merit matters. Don't force rivalries, they arise naturally. Teach him properly. He is our subordinate.
>Introduce them properly! Anonymous
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>>6188830 >>Tell him playing favorites is a quality only shit teachers have and he needs to take after you instead of encouraging rivalries between his students To be fair, you CAN have favorite, you just can't treat them better when it comes to training. No one should get second fiddled in training.
>by parading around the newest members of the palace of natural law sect and opening the next stage of the tournament with a bang! Fireworks? Indoors? Lunacy.
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>>6188830 >Tell him playing favorites is a quality only shit teachers have and he needs to take after you instead of encouraging rivalries between his students >Since there are so fewer of them, personally meeting the contestants and introducing them to your own disciples competing in the tournament at this level Anonymous
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>>6188869 I'm going to expand on the intended lesson, now that I am free of work:
Xia, you are a sect head and your efforts and attention is valuable enough to only go to the worthy.
But reserve your judgements of worth until you have an eye that can discern value. The children you gave me have some potential, good for the wider world even if below my own standards, and you weighed perhaps 4 or 5 of value rather than all 6.
The farmer has a beastial bloodline, and instinctively completed an advanced form of transformation. Yes the glorious me provided the right enviroment but it is still a sign of skill rather than my efforts.
Discarding him, you discard a useful asset of your sect.
Every student must be given dilligent attentions, not dismissed, belittled and ignored.
Have your favorites, gently Coax a few beneficial rivalries that shall arise in time while keeping them simmering enough that they don't break out into brawls during a lesson.
Have your favorites, I do, But never make the mistake of disregarding those who are not.
Merit alone is value, and given he seems a tactician as well, this is an indictment against your eyes. Take these lessons and weed your garden of talents more properly before you throw them to the fire."
We do genuinely want our subordinate to improve. He is our subordinate after all.
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>>6188830 >Tell him playing favorites is a quality only shit teachers have and he needs to take after you instead of encouraging rivalries between his students >by parading around the newest members of the palace of natural law sect and opening the next stage of the tournament with a bang! Anonymous
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>>6188830 >Tell him playing favorites is a quality only shit teachers have and he needs to take after you instead of encouraging rivalries between his students >Since there are so fewer of them, personally meeting the contestants and introducing them to your own disciples competing in the tournament at this level Anonymous
>>6188830 >Tell him playing favorites is a quality only shit teachers have and he needs to take after you instead of encouraging rivalries between his students >Since there are so fewer of them, personally meeting the contestants and introducing them to your own disciples competing in the tournament at this level Get ready to gamble juniors, because this is where the real money will come from
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>>6188830 >>Tell him playing favorites is a quality only shit teachers have and he needs to take after you instead of encouraging rivalries between his students >>Since there are so fewer of them, personally meeting the contestants and introducing them to your own disciples competing in the tournament at this level Anonymous
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>>6189388 Fu is a favorite.
Qiang should be the next one.
I can't think of anyone else who has MEGA combat potential. But Fequing is the monster in the crafting stage.
Maybe owl best boy is the one to rule the scholars test.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 06 Feb 2025 18:04:52 No. 6190872 Report Ending the vote and tallying its result now. Tell him playing favorites is a quality only shit teachers have and he needs to take after you instead of encouraging rivalries between his students:7 Ask if you could borrow some more of his disciples, to experiment and see if you can make them change like Heng did:1 Playing favorites is shit, merit matters. Don't force rivalries, they arise naturally.:1 Expanded lesson:1 ___ by parading around the newest members of the palace of natural law sect and opening the next stage of the tournament with a bang!:3 Since there are so fewer of them, personally meeting the contestants and introducing them to your own disciples competing in the tournament at this level:5 So you'll tell your subordinate Patriarch Xia that playing favourites is something only shit teachers do, then, since there are fewer foundation establishment cultivators overall, you'll meet them personally and introduce them to the disciples of yours who they'll be competing against Update will arrive shortly. Meant to do this quicker, but I slipped on some stairs and fell myself and hurt my ankle so I needed to take a breather for a day or two.
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>>6190872 Someone count how many times falling down stairs has caused 2 day delays in this quest, nay, the past 2 months.
Good lord Grandfather. Move to a Bungalow.
You will live longer
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>>6190872 >but I slipped on some stairs and fell myself and hurt my ankle You need to put some rubber grippies on them stairs bro.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 06 Feb 2025 20:22:28 No. 6190979 Report "I hope that the changes you've wrought upon my students aren't merely surface level" Jinse-Shayu jovial jokes as you lead the students you rewarded with a private lesson to the wing of the temple you've allowed your subordinate sect to take for their temporary quarters during the tournament, hopping between the stones jutting out from the red sand garden the Xia Patriarch was admiring with a session of tea he was sharing with his sons and wife. Oddly, his bastard son was also present, looking as much like a hermit who went a little feral as he has since he learned how fond he was of magical beasts "Master!" Suoyu greets, standing side by side with Heng, both of them still showing the bruises, scrapes and cuts they got from their little spat as Xia looks them and his other students over. "Though that one hasn't seemed to change at all" he ponders, rolling the knuckles of his fingers through his larger, stronger wife's hair as she pours him a fresh cup of fermented tea that smells of sea weed and brine You smile thinly as Heng's face turns red and Suoyu remains tight lipped as you had a long talk with him about what you thought about bullies. "You know, as my subordinate, its something of my responsibility to share my wisdom with you when its fitting. Heng actually is the one who changed and improved the most, the boy had more talent than you gave him credit for" You say as you hop and skip up to him and grab the tea cup from his hands as your eyes meet and his sharpens, realizing immediately that you're scolding him but also knowing how bad of an idea it'd be to speak out or complain about it "Only shit teachers play favorites. Sure the talented should be given precedence and special attention, but that and choosing a favorite are entirely different things. Those with less potential need more attention and guidance to excel. And everyone is born good at something or another, its a master's duty to find out what their pupils are most talented at so they can fly high. Much like it is a ruler's duty to ensure the prosperity of their lands rather than simply benefiting through their wealth and authority, you see, sharky?" He nods and answers "I would be remiss to refuse your most brilliant insights and wisdom, for your insight is so bright and shining it illuminates this humble patriarchs mind already... Master" "Exactly! Strive to be like me! Sure I'm a special case, but I give all my students blessings, and train them together when I can. See the result of that method? My small sect has risen to such prominence cause my students have also risen above their peers under my guidance. Do the same, don't allow those who don't seem as special to be pushed around and abused. It'll effect their progress for the worse" You continue, smiling, sipping his tea and spitting, sticking out your tongue in disgust. Did they use salt water to brew this?! You turn away and cover your mouth with your sleeve and hand the cup back, Jinse-Shayu reaches for it Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 06 Feb 2025 20:23:29 No. 6190980 Report >>6190979 His wife snatches it from his hands, smiling as she sets the cup aside and prepares a fresh one for her husband
"Don't encourage him, even so slightly" Yanyu (盐玉 , Salt Jade), softly reprimands "And I'll ensure my idiot husband doesn't forget your earnest advice, Lady Huanliuxue"
"Ah, I suppose that would excite some men, and knowing even as little as I do about his bloodline's preference, I suppose he'd be one of those sort" You titter with her and Xia breathes in through his nose and lifts his shoulders, trying to look dignified despite your scolding and gossip "I'll be meeting with the competitors for the foundation establishment bracket, send your disciples of that level to the meeting, I'll introduce them to my own amazing students there to, you can accompany them there of course Lord Xia. if you so wish to. Enjoy your sea-water tea"
And then, holding your arms to your side, you skip away merrily to gather your own brightest disciples to introduce them to their opponents, whoever they may be.
You decide the most dramatic place to hold this meeting of cultivators is the grove of unusual spirit woods growing in your temple, so you open the gate to that portion of your gardens and find a nice comfortable red veined, white barked spirit root to climb up and recline across its branches, sharpening your claws on the rare-woods mostly to just show off.
Not surprisingly, Fa Jin and Fa Tang and their master Su Zhe'xínglǚ are the first to arrive, though they're accompanied by another member of their sect who looks awkward standing between the twin brothers. Ah, a fresh faced foundation establishment cultivator of the initial level, fresh from the realm of Qi Condensation!
"I see you have chosen to wear your furs, Huanliuxue" Su greets, noticing you staring curiously at their third disciples "Ah, I see you've noticed the third of my students to attain foundation establishment, introduce yourself, I know she looks terrifying in this form, but the secret of the bloodshed is she is surprisingly soft hearted"
You could've popped a vein in his eye for that unnecessary and very untrue comment at the end there
"I am the humble Peng Jiao" The beauty lesser than yourself cries out, cupping her fist, as you notice she isn't wearing any make up "as Master Su said, I've recently attained this level after an intense session of meditation"
"The poor thing thing was so focused she nearly starved, impressive. Well, not compared to your long meditations of course, according to the rumors I've heard from your own students" Jin chuckled as he sat beneath the tree and fanned himself as Master Su settled down to the grass and Tang and Jiao remained standing.
"Ah, greetings to my fellow heads" Xia Jinse-Shayu says, wearing his robes messily and loosely "I was not expecting to be the second to arrive"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 06 Feb 2025 20:24:30 No. 6190982 Report >>6190980 "Seems your wife had something to do with this lateness, friend Xia" Su giggled as you sniffed the air and realized Lord Xia was draped in a cloud of perfume, trying to disguise the scent of mating no doubt, how shameless "I've heard of these disciples of yours, have you not Lady Huanliuxue?"
"I have not" You answer with a yawn "Introduce them, to us and their rivals in the five colors"
"Gladly" Xia said as he moved down the line of five cultivators, all of whom have some familial resemblance to him "This is my third legitimate son son, Xia Hai, named after his grandfather. Beside him, is his Cousin, first son of my second brother, Xia Bohai. Next, is my cousin, eldest daughter of my third uncle who is set to create a new branch family of the clan, Xia Lanying"
"You've met Xiaofan, haven't you" She greets with a wave, smiling politely, before bowing and stepping back after her elder cousin glared at her for speaking out of turn
"Beside her, is our clan's inheritor of our healing arts, Xia Xiaoling" he starts before smiling fondly "A daughter of mine, but not one of Yanyu's"
She wasn't a tower of muscle and shark bite scars, so you didn't need to be told that
"My half brother Xiaosi has told me of you, princess" She says warmly and doesn't get glared into silence like her legitimate relative was
"And last is Gen, apprentice to our sword smith" He says, motioning to a dour faced man with burns across the lower half of the right side of his face and along the arm of the same side. He nods.
"Well, come, sit beneath the shade" You say after allowing silence to hang "We're still waiting for the other contestants to arrive"
Lord Xia cups his fist and bows, and sits beneath the shade of a large spirit wood with white, willow like leaves and black flowers.
"Lian Tianhua, my friend!" You trill and greet, hoping down as you rush to her purring, and frowning as you see the sad eyed girl next to her, with white irisis woven through her hair
"She lost her closest friends to the attack upon our sect" She explains sadly "She wished dearly to meet you, and worked hard to ascended out of Qi condensation stage to meet you. She is the only one of our foundation establishment students who have chosen to apply to the contest, they did so out of respect for her wishes"
"What a sad tale, if you'd like, I could tell you exactly how I killed the bastard" You say as the somber girl nods softly
"I am Chuan Tung-Mei. My mother named me after her favorite treat. I was accepted into the thousand lotus hall after Sun Cuifen saved me from a childhood sickness" She explains "I am one of the nieces of Lord Chuan...er, King Chuan now, I suppose. My mother worships you. It is nice to see she's chosen a friendly god to follow"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 06 Feb 2025 20:25:31 No. 6190984 Report >>6190982 "Well, I'll tell you once this part of the tournament is over. And if you'd like, I can hold a seance then as well" You say tenderly, patting a paw on the sad girl's head, deciding it isn't best to tell her Sun Cuifen and Qi Qi's ghosts are still hanging around Lian Luli
"Such a kind gesture, Huan, may I examine the flowering trees with Tung-mei?" Lady Lian asks, and you give her permission.
next to arrive is Shandian and the familiar lightning scared face face and one other extra.
"Greetings, Master Bloodshed, I've brought Bìléizhēn (避雷针, Lightning Rod) and Gong Qing like you asked, I would've bought our pride Thunder Crow, but he was busy flirting with a handsome peahen!" He declares thunderously, grinning brightly as he shows the two
"You and I have met before Rod, now I finally know your name" You laugh and laugh louder as he pieces together
"Ah! I should brag about being the first to see your human face and beauty then" He laughs and then you explain what he's talking about to his master and the other sect heads who've already arrived.
"Of course the sea dog is here" Shidi Xiudao growls as he marches into the grove "Huanliuxue, allow me to introduce the dusk marshes Foundation Establishment experts to you, Blizzard Quelling Cat. You've met my son Xiaodao, and my nephew Shidi Meng before. There's also a relative of mine who was out cultivating when you visited my family, my lovely Niyu's youngest Niece, Lang (狼, Wolf) Yingtai, and her friend and rival Bómù (薄暮, Dusk) Yanmei, their clans are subordinates of the Shidi, and also the Sabersmith of our sect's son, Dong"
And all five of them are glaring at the five foundation establishment tier disciples of Xia, just as the two patriarchs are throwing dirty looks the other way
You greet Meng and Xiaodao warmly and tell the Shidi party to sit away from the Xia, so they won't threaten your lovely trees with their fighting.
Mi Shengdao floats through the gates, accompanied by four of his students, dressed in the manner of ascetic monks, one of who you recognize as being his voice when you first met him
"Ah, I do so enjoy this stroll through your gardens, as expected they reflect the clear mind of their owner and tender, and flourish as a sign of your good karma, Empress of all beasts, I cannot help but admire your palace still" He sighed, speaking through spiritual senses and remaining mute "You've met but not been introduced to these students of mine, the one who speaks on my behalf is Suyin, the two older men are Zhen and Quan, and the younger is of the newest generation of my disciples...before the beasts I adopted, of course, Mù (木, Wood) Bai)
And Suyin, his aid and voice, introduces herself and the others on his behalf, greeting your properly as empress as Shengdao languidly floats around the trees, admiring them all and gossiping with Lian Tianhua through an unspoken conversation.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 06 Feb 2025 20:26:32 No. 6190986 Report >>6190984 The Weiwupo and two of her students are next to appear
"Knew there was a bad smell hanging around" She drawled as she spotted Su reclining under a tree "Greetings, Witch Daughter, and thank you for having us meet around so many flowers. The girl to my right is...a fan of yours, Wū (巫, Witch) Yèliǎng (夜魉, Night sprite and the one to my left is little Yu Límíng (黎明, Dawn)"
Yeliang seemed incredibly disapointed and pouted as she looked up at your feline face while the Weiwupo chuckled and pat her on the back
"Maybe she'll transform later in the meeting, Sprite" She consoled as Liming rolled her eyes
"My martial sister had heard you had amazing...twin peaks, Princess" She answer and you realize that Yeliang is one of the members of the innocent witch court who are the reason they have a reputation for Polishing Mirrors. And if you had a chance to get dressed you might give her a chance to glimpse your human beauty, if only because you feel complimented by her despair at not seeing it.
Weiwupo then immediately joins Master Mi and Tianhua in examining the trees and flower viewing.
Disi-Ling Huofeng and Shengzhanshi of the white jade devil opposing are the next to arrive, with a pair of disciples to both of them
"These are my sons, Disi-Ling Huǒyàn (火焰, Flame) and Disi-Ling Huǒshé (火舌, Tongues of flame), they're twins, which is the reason for their odd names. They lost an older brother to the Main branches foolishness. I hope they'll get revenge when we seek it together, Happy Bloodshed" Huofeng explains before the giant, taciturn and always armored Shengzhanshi pushes the one armed master aside
"My students are more skilled at hunting demons, but these two wish to learn how to fight men" He answers, before clearly looking at a note in his hand and reads it, having not bothered to remember the names of his sect mates "Shi Li's grandson, Shi Nianzu, and do not read this part master the peasant girl we found in the depths of the forge...."
There is a long pregnant pause as the girl lifts her eyebrow and you try not to laugh, and Shandian and Su fail to restrain themselves, before Shengzhanshi silences them with a pulse of his aura and clears his throat
"Well, she didn't have a name, so I named her Devil Butcher (恶魔屠夫, èmótúfū), on account of us finding her neck deep in imp guts" He huffed and quietly marched up and assumed the stiff posture of a gate guard or a statue of one
"You killed a bunch of those monsters, right?" Emotufu asks and you answer with a nod "Like you then"
And that was all the White Jade Devil Opposing army had to say, even if the Disi-Ling twins had much to say to them for their master's rudeness.
Ehuang of the Autumn Swan Lake School walks in alone and weekly explains she is the highest level cultivator in her sect, being a late stage foundation establishment expert, and quietly standing there in the presence of greater sects. Xue Long appears after her.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 06 Feb 2025 20:27:33 No. 6190987 Report >>6190986 "Most of our foundation establishment cultivators left the sect after the death of my father and our humbling" He explains briskly "And of them, none of them have the stomach to meet with my father's killer. Except my brave grandson , who heard you killed one of his father Ming"
Xues are sure prolific, huh? They must get that behavior from Monu.
"I am Xue Li. I heard you showed my father respect despite killing him. I am the man who will one day beat and humble you, Auntie" The teenaged boy shouts and you can't help but grin
"Hope you give me as good of a fight as Ming did. His was a glorious death, better than the dog's death your great grandfather suffered" You say and...wait did he just call you auntie?
You stare at him and shake your head, and meet the few rogue cultivators participating at this level.
A few who used to be a part of the Winter Blossoming sect, a couple who are striving to found sects of their own after getting kicked out or outgrowing their prior sects, three seven slaughtering swords members, who don't give their names and try to act intimidating but fail for the most part. they do manage to frighten Tianhua and Luli with their behavior. And after waiting for an hour to make sure there aren't going to be any late arrivals.
"Alright!" You declare as you walk back in after walking around the rest of the temple with Ao shadowing you to make absolutely certain there weren't any other foundation establishment realm cultivators who just slept in, sauntering in in one of your spider demon silk outfits , this one fashioned to look like flayed skin pulled over your arms and legs in the form of long gloves and boots that reached your thighs, with bone hand clasps connecting the leggings to the short skirt and top that only the middle of your ribs and barely covered the bosom you were so proud of. The sight of you nearly causing a few of the guests in your spirit wood grove, including Miss Night Sprite, to faint as you marched past them
"Now that every competitor of the foundation establishment round has arrived, allow me to introduce you all to the greatest obstacles in your way, the wheat amongst the chaff, my most skilled and talented of students and who are going to make winning any of the contests hell!" You declare brashly as you throw out your arms as Fu steps out from the shadows, grasped by ghostly hands as he allows his cloak of the vengeful dead to appear to the eyes of even those who can't perceive ghosts "My first and foremost disciple, Fu of the Two axes"
Qiang hops down from the tree tops and goes limp as she demonstrates that she shares your ability to separate her soul and body by drawing her sword from its sheath and performing a few sequences of strikes and forms with it as her empty body slumps forward.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 06 Feb 2025 20:28:34 No. 6190990 Report >>6190987 "Qiang, the sole inheritor of the Ruler of the Great Wheel's law, my self made, taught and practiced cultivation technique!" You introduce her, as Chuandapo in her human form gets lead gently into the grove by Huili, rubbing her eyes sleepily as the thuggish looking wolf in a man's skin grins
"You've probably heard of these two, but they're the Ashen Gale and the Ship Breaker, and two of the palace of natural laws most diligent students" You greet them as Siwang swoops down and holds up a wing "And you also know Wusheng Siwang, the Silent death and the cleverest of our sect behind myself"
Ping walks forward, tightening his prayer beads cut from teeth and finger bones around his cursed, ghoul arm, white hair flowing behind him as Feiqing stomps after him, wearing a mask that draws attention to and accentuates his recently awakened demonic heritage, while Lei does a dance and claps his hands, wearing a mask styled after your own face
"And the three sworn brothers. Ping of the cursed arm. Feiqing the anvil breaker, and Lei the...lunatic!" You introduce them all before a cough tells you that they aren't alone "And Qinxin, Ping's friend"
Baifenchi flutters down in her human form, caressing a human skull lovingly
"And one you do not know, Baifenchi. My fellow admirer of death, decay and all their mysteries" You coo as she lands beside you and you ruffle her black and white split hair, as Canlan Yuanquan, Hong and Lanfen make there entrance
"Our sects bastion of purity, Canlan Yuanquan the poison frog, Blind Hong who can hear a cat's footsteps, and our resident healing fairy, Lady Lanfen" You introduce the three of them in turn as they politely bow or ribbit in Yuanquan's case
"There are two missing' Xue Long says suddenly "The leaders of your armies"
"Yeah, your little sisters aren't here, are they not competing" Tianhua asked
"Maybe they're still resting" Xia Jinse-shayu suggests
"They did have a long trip recently" Master Su hums
You clap your hands
"Tiexingege and Jionghuagege are going on a special mission only they can undertake. That is all any of you need to know" You sharply answer "now, that introductions are out of the way, lets begin the foundation establishment contests, which will be a little different from the others since there simply aren't enough of you for some of them. The martial contest, magic contest, alchemy and crafting contests, free for all and luck contests will be the same, but there will be no exam or tacticians bout, they will instead be replaced with monster slaying contests and random team battles, respectively"
"Where did you get the monsters for us to fight, Master?" Fu asked
"I have my sources" You say with a shrug. The answer was the primordial basin and Hell, but why spoil the surprise. Some monsters unknown to the world of cultivation, some demons and a few undead monstrosities you may have created with Baifenchi's help
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 06 Feb 2025 20:29:36 No. 6190992 Report >>6190990 "Can I, as a fellow sect head, make a request, Crow killer?"Shengzhanshi asks with a raised hand, you nod "May the monster hunting trial take precedence over the others?"
<span class="mu-s"> Double vote!</span>
Do you permit Shengzhanshi's request Huanliuxue?
>Yes >No >Yes, but in exchange for a favor. And what will you do as the first contest of the foundation establishment tournament begin, Huanliuxue?
>invite all the other sect heads to watch it with you, and get to know the contestants a little as you do >use the time to give your own students some last minute advice, pointers and training to win the contests they'll be joining >Place a few bets with your fellow sect masters on the outcome of a few of the contests... >Warn the common people/ normal mortal attending the tournament about the monster hunting contest, so there isn't a panic when it starts >Write in >>6190887 Would if I had the cash to
>>6190917 I probably should, or rip out the accursed carpet that I keep tripping on.
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>>6190992 >Sure for a favor. >Give our students a few last minute tips. >Place a few bets On the outcomes. Qiang is gonna kill it in the solo matches.
Also, devil subjagator, fucking terrible sect master, hillarious general.
And kinda want to train Xue Li a bit. We shouldn't, but I approve of his moxy
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>>6190992 >Yes, but in exchange for a favor. >Place a few bets with your fellow sect masters on the outcome of a few of the contests... >Warn the common people/ normal mortal attending the tournament about the monster hunting contest, so there isn't a panic when it starts Anonymous
>>6190986 >and do not read this part master the peasant girl we found in the depths of the forge...." This guy is such a goober. He's either the best method actor on the planet or he's genuinely the most horrifically strong master present (besides ourself) here to compensate for his complete lack of any social acumen. He's great.
>>6190990 >"And Qinxin, Ping's friend" Truly the highest accolade of all present kek
>>6190992 >>Yes Sure. He was polite about it.
>Warn the common people/ normal mortal attending the tournament about the monster hunting contest, so there isn't a panic when it starts Nobody panic, this is all part of the P L A N
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>>6190992 >>invite all the other sect heads to watch it with you, and get to know the contestants a little as you do omg movie night
>Warn the common people/ normal mortal attending the tournament about the monster hunting contest, so there isn't a panic when it starts if possible this too.
>Yes like the other anon said
he was polite.
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>>6190992 >Yes, but in exchange for a favor. > Place a few bets with your fellow sect masters on the outcome of a few of the contests... Anonymous
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>>6190992 >Yes, but in exchange for a favor. >Place a few bets with your fellow sect masters on the outcome of a few of the contests... >Warn the common people/ normal mortal attending the tournament about the monster hunting contest, so there isn't a panic when it starts Anonymous
>>6190992 Okay, by the way.
5 colours has 3
Xia clan has 5
We have 12 plus 2 of our sisters at foundation establishment.
Making the alliance have in total 22 foundation establishment experts.
I think that the Xia may have more, and theirs is a sect in the hundreds. But if not. Damn.
Wait, no.
Using the army they deployed against us during the war, with the Winter blossoming sect and Ling's guardian of celestial.sunlight being PEAK sects, they sent a few hundred FE cultivators and 16 core formation.
Tch. Nevermind. We are strong for like a tiny sect. After this recruitment drive we will probably be acceptably strong for a low medium sect.
Core formation experts are going to be the backbone for force projection.
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>>6191593 not all those within the same cultivation level are equal.
our sisters go well beyond their weight class in that regard.
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>>6191739 All of our disciples are worth 10 of their orthodox peers.
But even so, despite our twin genius generals we are marching formations of fodder and 14 elites. The powerhouses of this stagnant world are core formation and the overlords are golden cores.
We need a comfortable roster of about 10 core formation to stand the equal of any other given sect.
Mostly since while a peak sect may Command a hundred core formation figures, our disciples are afformentioned worth 10 times their number.
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>>6191593 >>6191901 I agree with the idea of getting our students stronger, though we do have a few tricks and tools to either weaken their side (Blood Rain, Chaos mist and Moon Collapse to cause widespread disorder) or bolster our side (not only our and Monu's skills, but also potentially the Thousand Lotus Halls', our natural ability to rouse the dead plus Ao's raw strength, Cat's Court: Spiteful Blood Legacy can also call up those long gone). Speaking of Monu, I want to see if there's any way we can also get her up to Golden Core, especially with our Sinner Bone Centipede Gu to be a potentially valuable cultivation material for her.
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>>6191933 Recruiting Lotus Hall Is a move.
We have so much good will already that adding their economic might wouldn't be terrible.
I have to ask now. What Is the purpose of the alliance of Mountain spring and Sea? Is it to strengthen our own abilities to wage war or is it more than that?
Ought we introduce tax and contributions to the alliance as a unit?
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>>6190992 >Yes, but in exchange for a favor. > Place a few bets with your fellow sect masters on the outcome of a few of the contests No one escapes the gamba.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 10 Feb 2025 04:14:55 No. 6193396 Report Ending the vote and tallying its result now.
Yes, for a favor:5
Yes:2
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use the time to give your own students some last minute advice, pointers and training to win the contests they'll be joining:1
Place a few bets with your fellow sect masters on the outcome of a few of the contests...:5
Warn the common people/ normal mortal attending the tournament about the monster hunting contest, so there isn't a panic when it starts:4
So you'll agree to move the monster hunting contests forward, in exchange for a favor. Warn the common/ mundane/ ordinary attendees of the tournament about it, and then place a few bets
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>>6191017 >>6191035 He's one of my favorite boys to write.
>>6191593 Well Five colors is also a recently established sect, and Xia did lose a people fighting the Xue (So did Shidi). Both their heads nearly died fighting Xue.
>>6191933 Yeah, Huan and Ao are terrifying on their own, but together they're really a nightmare. Remember, they met in a place that had so much Deathly/ ghostly/ negative Yin Qi, it'd have killed pretty much any of the named characters in the Quest. Barring a few obvious exceptions. .
Oh
and before I forget. Make sure to check out Reborn Grandmaster Quest, Juniors. Its a new cultivation quest that has a really fast pace. Always got to shout out my fellow daoist writers!
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>>6193396 >Barring a few obvious exceptions. . Ah yes, Master Hung. The man with supreme Yang physique.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 10 Feb 2025 04:59:51 No. 6193409 Report How Exciting!" Jinse-Shayu declares, flashing his teeth like a shark's fangs "Never fought in a tournament where we had to fight be...Monsters. Must be a traditional style. From before the establishment of the laws of cultivation and the Orthodoxy, I mean" "Hmm. Its shameless, but my bloods gotten hot just thinking about it. Won't be as satisfying as culling your school of fishes and humbling your cowardly clan, but it will be an exciting contest to be sure" Shidi Xiudao declares with a brightness to his eyes, as he scratched his mangy, matted beard "lets hope your master's playthings don't turn your disciples into mangled corpses" "Tch, don't wail when yours die dog deaths in the arena, swamp yokel" Lord Xia scoffed in reply "How frightening" Lian Tianhua muttered, with a thankful and relieved expression "Luckily, none of my students are fighters, so they are in no danger" "Well?" Shengzhanshi pressed, ignoring the conversation and arguments of his peers and that a few of them look rather astonished by either his request or that their precious disciples would be fighting Monsters tougher than confused children lost in the world "Sure. Like Xia and Shidi brought up, it'll be much more exciting than combat between us cultivators" You answer happily and with a pleasant smile "Though this does alter my plans, so since it is a favor I'm giving to you, I expect one in turn" "Of course" He answers with a nod as The Weiwupo smiles in a way that reminds you she is indeed a witch, even if it is in her name "Well, this is certainly interesting, isn't it girls" She cackles, eyes gleaming "We may not raise warriors like master white jade, but we do know much of what is esoteric and rarely encounter, hm?" "I'm sure my three students will be proud to represent our temple in battle against true monsters" Master Su says pleasantly as Fa Tang nods, with an clear air of murderous intent surrounding him "Hah! Thunder falls, lightning cracks, and the monsters shall be slain to the delight of the crowd" Shandian, declares, suprisingly poetic. "It'll be a chance to show Chuan our sect is still righteous at its core" Xue Long mutters as Disi-Ling closes his eyes, looking like he was meditating or else had fallen asleep. "It'll be good practice" He says suddenly "without sullying our hands with the blood of our fellow daoists" "Will they be devils?" Shengzhanshi asks, a little too close, looming over you as his two disciples circle you from the sides, an obvious tactic used by village children to corner cats when they weren't willing to be held or played with Mi Shengda rescues you from their smothering formation by delicately asking "I assume the proper precautions to protect the audience and attendees have been taken" "Wait, Monsters. Not magical beasts. But, real...like from the stories?" Ehuang squeaks and Shengzhanshi turns to face her Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 10 Feb 2025 05:00:52 No. 6193410 Report >>6193409 "Most likely demons, devils, fiends. Master Bloodshed has promised to take myself and my disciples down to Diyu, to search for my ancestor spirits in seek of training. Surely, this contest is to prepare not only us, but all of Chuan's sects to do battle with the true enemy of all cultivators. Demons, like the hordes of the supreme devil mind"
And you remembered you needed to keep master Bai well away from any of your usual haunts, friends and toadies down in hell. Well. Except maybe Yi Zhu. If the greedy pig annoyed you, you could just serve him to the devil hunters as an exotic dish, Heh-Heh-Heh.
"What?" Mi Shendao says, lips moving as he nearly broke his vow of silence
"They arranged for it, during the free for all of the first round" Shandian explained "I'm half tempted to join them, just to see what hell is like, and see how the storms over yellow springs compare to those sent by the heavens"
"Demons" Enhuang says with a forced smile
"Don't worry, junior" You laugh, brushing your shoulder against hers to try and calm her racing heart "They aren't the only opponents I've brought for these contests. There are many kinds of monsters in the world. Like corpse eating, graveyard dwelling ghouls. Hungry ghosts..."
Shengzhanshi had raised his hand
"Yes?" You ask
"Are you not the empress of the restless dead?" He asked, and you saw a few of the other masters were curious
"Some ghosts are too mad and strong to be controlled. And some of my subjects in my kingdom of graves were very enthused to be allowed to fight the living" You say with a smile "As you may find out when we reach the golden core stage. But I made sure to only allow ghosts of around the same level of strength for each of these contests"
Ao hadn't been informed. Because his allegiance to you and continued presence in the world of the living was still a secret. And because it'd look really bad if the villain of ancient history rose up and struck down a few sect heads in a friendly tournament. And you know Ao would. Even if he was holding back, he might get too excited and go too far.
"And, speaking of that" You continue, snapping your fingers "Xia, Su, come with me. We should warn the audience that they'll be seeing bloodthirsty monsters without pretty faces like mine, fighting against the noble "immortals" they idolize. Wouldn't want them to stampede in a panic...And if any of you want to place wagers on your students, come find me and lets place some bets. And Master Bai, I'll tell you the favor I expect from you, once I've warned the public and placed a few wagers"
He simply stares, silently, as you, Master Su and Master Xia take to the skies.
Immediately the crowds and throngs filling your temple and treating it like a festival's grounds, look up as you catch their attention with a brief flare of your aura, which the two other heads of the tomb, mountain and sea alliance mimic
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 10 Feb 2025 05:01:53 No. 6193412 Report >>6193410 "There has been a change in schedule. The first contest of the foundation establishment rung, will be a fight to the death between the competitors and the most fierce monsters yours truly could wrangle and capture! But fear not, for none of you will be in any sort of danger. There are protections, mystical and not, in place to ensure your safety. But, for the first time in generations, you'll see the sort of threats we cultivators are SUPPOSED to be defending you good people from!" You shout, voice ringing melodiously across the temple "And to you sectless competitors, who missed your chance to greet me, consider this your warning that you'll be fighting fierce monsters, dastardly devils, and horrid things I've dug up from crypts!"
"And Huanliuxue is honor bound to immediately execute any escaped monster that breaks free from their restraints or the wards and protections in place!" Master Su adds on, swirling his hands and producing a five colored ring "And the lord of the summer sea has sworn to be the first line of defense for the common people"
Xia looks to you. And you nod, deciding that that is now his job until the monster slaying contests are through. He languidly shrugs his shoulders and holds up his intimidating spear, striking a heroic pose for the little people as you drift away on a breeze to place your bets.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 10 Feb 2025 05:02:54 No. 6193414 Report >>6193412 <span class="mu-s"> Triple vote! </span>
Which wagers do you take of those offered by your fellow sect heads (and what do you wager/ demand)
>Shoushan has put forward a wager, that if either of your ghost cultivating disciples lose to a Buddhist, you will agree to become the idol of a newely built Buddhist temple in your territory >The Weiwupo has placed bet on her two students winning the sorcerous contests, wagering a prized volume of curses on their victory >Shandian has placed a lot of money on lightning rod and Gong Qing winning in every contest they're partaking in, as well as a some rare bottled lightning. >The elders of the thousand lotus hall have proudly declared that they'll give the reward they prepared for Tung-Mei to the winner of the Alchemical/ medicine contest if she isn't the victor. >Place a bet of your own and see who takes it (Write in) What is the favor you'll ask of Bai Shengzhanshi?
>To help train some of your new disciples >To allow you to build a Monastery/ Martial arts school, in the white jade devil opposing army's territory. >To provide men in your upcoming war against the Main Ling Branch >To allow your sect unlimited access to the Forge Devil's furnace, >Something else...(write in) And what will be the primary target for the monster slaying contests, Huanliuxue?
>Demons, that you had Anjing's family and the Crow devils catch for you, or who volunteered for the chance themselves >The monsters from the primordial basin, like the corpse eating wretches and the like, who you asked The tribes there to help you capture >Undead monsters, Jiangshi and Ghosts. There really are a lot of them in Chuan right now, and Baifenchi was happy to help stitch together some corpses that had been just lying around... >Decide what each contestant will be fighting at random. >Write in Anonymous
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>>6193414 >>Shoushan has put forward a wager, that if either of your ghost cultivating disciples lose to a Buddhist, you will agree to become the idol of a newely built Buddhist temple in your territory If his baldies fail to defeat our ghostly disciples he needs to donate a respectable statue of the Buddha to our temple. And a mop. To clean it with.
>Shandian has placed a lot of money on lightning rod and Gong Qing winning in every contest they're partaking in, as well as a some rare bottled lightning. Wager that his students will not win, but come in second or third place in three of the competitions. We put up for wager several pills to aid in a trip to Hell.
>To allow your sect unlimited access to the Forge Devil's furnace, Friends can visit each other's homes whenever, right big guy?
>Demons, that you had Anjing's family and the Crow devils catch for you, or who volunteered for the chance themselves I just really want to see what madman of a demon would willingly come up to a competition where people would be trying to kill them, and they don't even get to kill their opponents in return!
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>>6193414 >Shoushan has put forward a wager, that if either of your ghost cultivating disciples lose to a Buddhist, you will agree to become the idol of a newely built Buddhist temple in your territory If we win they'll teach our exorcists some of their more powerful anti-ghost chants
>The Weiwupo has placed bet on her two students winning the sorcerous contests, wagering a prized volume of curses on their victory We'll offer the same to them
>Shandian has placed a lot of money on lightning rod and Gong Qing winning in every contest they're partaking in, as well as a some rare bottled lightning. Spirit stone and the qilin antlers
>The elders of the thousand lotus hall have proudly declared that they'll give the reward they prepared for Tung-Mei to the winner of the Alchemical/ medicine contest if she isn't the victor. If she does win we'll share some seeds if the less valuable but still unique plants from our grove with them
>To allow your sect unlimited access to the Forge Devil's furnace, >Undead monsters, Jiangshi and Ghosts. There really are a lot of them in Chuan right now, and Baifenchi was happy to help stitch together some corpses that had been just lying around. Anonymous
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>>6193489 >Support I'm quite happy with these wagers.
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>>6193414 >The Weiwupo has placed bet on her two students winning the sorcerous contests, wagering a prized volume of curses on their victory Wager some of our own curse knowledge, gathered from the ghost army (meaning Ao)
>Shandian has placed a lot of money on lightning rod and Gong Qing winning in every contest they're partaking in, as well as a some rare bottled lightning. Wager Feiqing's services in improving their lighting rods
>To allow your sect unlimited access to the Forge Devil's furnace, >Decide what each contestant will be fighting at random. Anonymous
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>>6193414 >Shoushan has put forward a wager, that if either of your ghost cultivating disciples lose to a Buddhist, you will agree to become the idol of a newly built Buddhist temple in your territory If we win, share us some of your Buddhist techniques
>The Weiwupo has placed bet on her two students winning the sorcerous contests, wagering a prized volume of curses on their victory Bet our (and Ao/Monu's) knowledge in exchange
>Bet on Siwang sweeping the scholar tournament (Wager a personal lesson and our red agate idol) >To allow your sect unlimited access to the Forge Devil's furnace, I'm certain there's plenty of materials for Feiqing and his new smithy crew to get their hands dirty with and upgrade our arms
>Decide what each contestant will be fighting at random. Anonymous
>>6193414 >Shoushan has put forward a wager, that if either of your ghost cultivating disciples lose to a Buddhist, you will agree to become the idol of a newely built Buddhist temple in your territory This one is funny
Send a buddhist monk as a delegate to our sect to teach any of our students who are curious hence forth, if we win.
>To allow your sect unlimited access to the Forge Devil's furnace, LET US IN
also aren't these all kinda big in exchange for what we gave him (moving the order), feels like we are bullying him a bit.
>Decide what each contestant will be fighting at random. The whole 9 yards, a cat is anything but predictable.
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>>6193643 Access to his lands is fine in the grand scheme of things but. . Yeah, I get what you mean.
Fuck can you imagine? "Why did I get drafted? My Marshal wanted to see a devil fight first in a tourniment rather than second"
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Supporting these
>>6193489 wagers and favor choice
But let monster slaying target be random.
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>>6193414 Forgot to actually link the vote
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Shoushan has put forward a wager, that if either of your ghost cultivating disciples lose to a Buddhist, you will agree to become the idol of a newely built Buddhist temple in your territory:6
-they donate a buddha statue if they lose
- Teach exorcist techniques/ anti ghost chants/ buddhist techniques IG.
-send a delegate to teach your students:
Shandian has placed a lot of money on lightning rod and Gong Qing winning in every contest they're partaking in, as well as a some rare bottled lightning.:5
-wager his students place 2nd/ 3rd, and medicines to allow weaklings to travel to hell:1
- Spirit stones/ qilin antlers:3
-wager feiqing's services:1
The Weiwupo has placed bet on her two students winning the sorcerous contests, wagering a prized volume of curses on their victory:5
-Offer a similar record/ manual/ your own knowledge (or Ao or Monu's)
The elders of the thousand lotus hall have proudly declared that they'll give the reward they prepared for Tung-Mei to the winner of the Alchemical/ medicine contest if she isn't the victor.:3
-Offer some of the plants from your grove/ orchard:3
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To allow your sect unlimited access to the Forge Devil's furnace:7
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Demons:1
Undead:2
Decide Randomly:4
SO! the favor is official/free access to the forge devil's furnace.
and you'll accept Shoushan, Shandian and the Weiwupo's wagers, for excorcist techniques, betting spirit stones and qilin antlers and wagering some of your own cursed knowledge/ knowledge of curses
Before starting the monster slaying competition, the monsters in which will be decided randomly.
Update will arrive shortly
>>6193657 I mean if Huan told him "Oh the ling are devil descendants" I'm sure at least the Marshal himself would be thrilled!
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>>6195615 . . . Let's tell him then
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 13 Feb 2025 13:13:28 No. 6195629 Report Quoted By:
"Free access to the dangerous wastes and heated desolation of the forge devil's masterless furnace?" Shengzhanshi rumbles, palming the head of his apparent favorite disciple, the empty eyed and almost feral seeming Emotufu, in a display of what was most likely the amusingly peculiar giant's way of showing affection "I do not see how I can refuse, considering how effective you were at removing the evil that had slipped in and made itself a roost beneath our noses. How can I refuse to allow such a talented devil hunter entrance to the place demons haunt? It wouldn't make any sense" "Other sects and temples might get offended at being upstaged" You argue against yourself, just so Shengzhanshi isn't tricked in the future, as you've grown oddly found of the strange man "And some in your army may think it an insult" "They won't" He drolly replies, lifting his massive hand from the wincing Emotufu's head "When someone has something to teach you, you listen. Especially if its how to more effectively kill your enemies. And my lineage has long hunted the fiends. We've forgotten much. You know much. It is just logical" "Mwah, how refreshing" You meow with a cat's smile "Well, I'll probably have Feiqing head into the depths of that blasted place with some of your soldiers" "To seek demons?" "To know what else is hidden in there, so yes, among other things" You titter, and pat the glowering girl at the white jade devil opposing general's side, and think better of saying you'll take your leave unless Shenzhanshi wants to talk about how best to mangle slaughter demons, since if you say that, he'll take you seriously and you'll be stuck here for days listening to him. So you just tell him you'll send a messenger when you're ready to act as his guide down by the yellow springs. "Ah, if it isn't my uncle Shoushan! some of your kind signed up for the next stage, didn't know they made monks that cocky" You snicker as you creep up behind the blind monk, stalking him playfully like a kitten would her litter mate, flicking your tail as he turns to face you, sensing your spiritual signature "And I've heard, you had a bet for me" "Yes, that if I win, on behalf of the Chuan Buddhists, will establish a shrine in which you are placed as the idol and resident god" He answers back just as playfully, with a fanciful look in his white eyes, while Yongzheng takes in a deep breath to steel himself "A temple built near your old hometown, if one of the juniors monks I've guided here can beat one of your cultivators of the ghostly essence" "Isn't that a prize to red cat in of itself?" Yongzheng groans and you purr as you circle around the two of them "Yes, it is a win win for both of us. Either I get more praise if I lose or Shoushan can spread his teachings in my temple if I win, though, I'd ask you teach my resident exorcists in training some techniques and anti ghost mantras" You cackle Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 13 Feb 2025 13:14:28 No. 6195630 Report "Can't two of them exorcise ghosts with a touch? or was it three?" Yongzheng asks "That is more than acceptable, well, either I shall teach or your image will be worshipped" Shoushan laughs, patting you on the head "Come, brother Yongzheng, there are poor folks who need our guidance even here..." And so they depart and you seek out the thunder cloud. "Oh. if it isn't my kindred spirit and fellow gambler. Come to ply another game of chance, hm?" Shandian, tipsy again, asks, his cheeks reddened as he rolls around some dice in his hands "I'd hoped you'd take the bait I laid. I've too many spirit stones to count already to fill my shrine's coffers, so figured some would be better spent enticing my fellow daoists to gamble" "More interested in that bottled lightning, so I shall take your bet, and place some more spirit stones and high quality qilin antlers down against your heaps of cash" You answer back with a bold grin, swaying your hips and thrusting out your chest "But know, your students will be against mine, in all those contests" "I like those odds. You're the strongest in your sect" He says just as brazenly, pushing his chest forward and smiling in a way that allows a spark of lightning to arc between his teeth "And while your students may be rutheless in battle, these are contests. Different set of skills" "We'll see if that's true" You laugh and step back, fanning your face as you waltz away "If it is, my sect will be richer through your miscalculation" "Hah! We'll see indeed! I like that attitude!" He calls out, before marching away in a drunkard's step. And it is easy to find the Weiwupo, all you have to do is follow the smell of her sect's unique perfume until you can spot one of their goofy looking hats. "Matriarch Huanliuxue" She greets "Weiwupo" You greet in return, lifting up your chin and smiling down at her "You know why I'm here" "You are that Hao's daughter" She sighs, tipping the wide brim of her hat down to cover her eyes and the crow's feet around them "I'll be relieved if you win this wager, less displeased than I'd be if I lose it to someothers" "You'll be happy if you win, because I'm risking the same thing you are, Great witch. My own knowledge of curses, and cursed knowledge if you're feeling confident" You cackle and she sneers and cackles herself as the junior and lesser witches following her around like a row of ducklings pull their hats down, maybe cackling at eachother is to witches like hissing is to cats "Oh me oh my" She answers exhilarated "Well, I'll have to tell Wu and Yu what's at stakes. The grave leaping princess possess insights we've been drooling over, ever since your cultivation was declared heretical but not demonic. I'll take your most valuable treasure girly, and adopt them into my clans repitore of hexes" "Hah! You'll lose another one of your arts to a thieving cat. Just be thankfully I'm better looking than Old Su" You sneer back and the two of you throw your heads back and cackle
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 13 Feb 2025 13:15:29 No. 6195632 Report >>6195630 "Maybe, in a few decades time, I'll allow you to use my actual name, kitten" She says as her cackle fades away as she swooshes past you "A curse for a curse, how novel"
And with that, dressed in your wild princess regalia and donning your arm and wearing both your battle artifacts as accessories, you enter the thundering colosseum again. Daoist Cultivators, Buddhists, Beasts, Peasants, Nobilities, people of every stripe and strata of society are cheering and stomping their feet in excitement as you make your entrance, appearing before them descending on scarlet wings of pure Qi as you flutter down like a butterfly moving from corpse to corpse to stand before a giant turning wheel, with the contestants with the gumption and courage to participate in the monster slaying contest stand up in a line, some more relaxed and a few much more enthused than the others.
"It would be boring to see them fight the same brutes, every round, and give those who go later an unfair advantage against those brave enough to go first!" You shout, projecting your voice across the arena with a simple spell "That's what I thought, and it'd get dull quickly and tiring for them if I had them fight monsters in a sequence. If they can kill enough of one kind of yaogui, they can kill them all, probably. So, to make this more exciting for us and more challenging for them, I've chosen to leave up their exact opponents up to chance! FU"
"Master!" Fu loyally replies, bandages flapping in the wind like banners, as he cups his fist and bow
"Spin the big colorful wheel" You say, bouncing on your heels excitedly "And lets find out what you're going to be killing, to demonstrate to the crowd and your competition, how this part of the tournament will work"
He nods stoically and steps up to the wheel
"Kick their ass big brother!" Ju shouts, somehow loud enough to be heard over the din of thousands of voices betting in favor of Chuan's own home grown hero, Fu of the two axes
The wheel spins, chiming and jingling with bells as you continue bouncing and almost dancing as you listen to it, having designed the wheel to make a near melody that excites the heart and strains the nerves. If gambling halls got inspired by this musical wheel of yours, they'd make a killing.
"Demons!" You declare, throwing up your hands and barring your teeth and flicking your tongue over your most fang like ones "Why should Qiang and I have all the fun! Hm? Time for you to face down the denizens of hell, Fu. A hero should kill at least a dozen demons to earn their title, don't you think"
"What kind of demons?" He asks curiously, hands already on the hafts of his demon forged axes, eyes glinting behind his bandages
"Ssssspiders" You hiss. Apparently another family of spider demon's displeased Anjing's mother and she put in a good word for you to be chosen as their method of execution. Since that clan of spider demons knows how well stomp out spiders
Fu smiles
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 13 Feb 2025 13:16:30 No. 6195634 Report >>6195632 "I'm wearing armor spun from their silk" He says "I'll be curious to see which is tougher, it or their chitin"
"Well, no reason to keep the crowd waiting, begin!" You shout, and without any fanfare, spin around and swing your leg into his backside, kicking him to the ring as you give the signal to release the cage full of starved spider demons as the crowd gasps.
Fu recovers midair, rolls and lands, axes drawn and eyes fierce
Oh it was going to be an absolute bloodbath.
And how do you present and announce the Monster Slaying Contest, Huanliuxue?
>By hyping up the contestants and the monsters with enough brains to understand you, fanning the killing intent and bloodthirst of the fighters and the crowd >Like a lecturer, explaining to the ignorant masses and untrained cultivators in the audience exactly what each monster is and what they're capable of >Floating around like a ghost and asking various audience members their thoughts and observations as the contests play out. >Simply sit down and play a trill sonata with Ghost Empress Melody to add to the atmosphere and...maybe make the ghosts a bit harder to fight, Heh-Heh >Write in Anonymous
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>>6195634 >Hype the contestants >Absolutely do it while using ghost empress melody. I WANT SYMOPHNY NUMBER 7, A NEW WORLD IN CHINESE! Fu really does get a lot of abuse. But we love him dearly.
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>>6195632 Wasn't Anjing on bad terms with her family? Why do we have clout with it?
>>6195634 >Floating around like a ghost and asking various audience members their thoughts and observations as the contests play out. Anonymous
>>6195634 >Simply sit down and play a trill sonata with Ghost Empress Melody to add to the atmosphere and...maybe make the ghosts a bit harder to fight, Heh-Heh >Like a lecturer, explaining to the ignorant masses and untrained cultivators in the audience exactly what each monster is and what they're capable of Play music while explaining what the fuck is happening, turn this shit into a documentary and teaching the masses of the real world.
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>>6195679 Might've be her suggesting us through her assassin brother we fought (and took the arms of that we could give to monu and feiqing to see what they can cook up)
>>6195634 supporting the lecture with music idea
>>6195688 Anonymous
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>>6195634 >By hyping up the contestants and the monsters with enough brains to understand you, fanning the killing intent and bloodthirst of the fighters and the crowd Start out with a Bang!
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>>6195634 >By hyping up the contestants and the monsters with enough brains to understand you, fanning the killing intent and bloodthirst of the fighters and the crowd Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q
Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Feb 2025 05:38:42 No. 6197335 Report Quoted By:
Ending the vote, tallying the result now.
By hyping up the contestants and the monsters with enough brains to understand you, fanning the killing intent and bloodthirst of the fighters and the crowd:3
Simply sit down and play a trill sonata with Ghost Empress Melody to add to the atmosphere and...maybe make the ghosts a bit harder to fight, Heh-Heh:3
Floating around like a ghost and asking various audience members their thoughts and observations as the contests play out.:1
Simply sit down and play a trill sonata with Ghost Empress Melody to add to the atmosphere and...maybe make the ghosts a bit harder to fight, Heh-Heh:2
So You'll play ghost empress melody and Hype up the contestants and monster smart enough to appreciate it, and give explanations about whats going on when necessary
Update will arrive shortly
>>6195679 >>6196264 And because her mother actually thought it was pretty cool she hired Huan to kill some of her bullies amongst the family. And her brother ended his fight with Huan on pretty good terms with her.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Feb 2025 06:37:26 No. 6197360 Report Sitting down just at the edge of the Ring, surrounded by the other contestants who look down with silent trepidation or grinning anticipation as they waited to see just what would emerge from the cells beneath the arena to assail Fu. Slinging your legs over the side, you pull on the ghostly tethers and summon Ghost Empress Melody to you, dragging the enchanted Guqin down through the air to set it down on your lap. Plucking the strings, a fast paced, thrilling tune rises to fill the arena as you adjust the tightness of the strings and begins to dance your fingers across the Guqin, gracefully playing a rapid, heart racing beat as Fu remains half crouched, waiting for his opponents to emerge from the the shadows where they lurk unseen. "I have high hopes for you, Fu, as my first disciple. And I'm sure all the crowd is excited to see those two axes of yours dancing and singing to the rhythm I've set. You don't want to let your audience down, or disappoint your master, do you? The pride of the palace of natural laws sect is resting on your shoulders, boy! Become a whirlwind of swinging blades and cut these vermin down to the proper size for spiders!" You sing song as you match the tempo and pace of your playing as the ground shifts "Keep on your toes, boy, these demons are born assassins and are half starved and mad for their hunger of fresh, still twitching meat! Muster all your enmity and cut them to pieces Fu" Fu's eyes flash and he tosses one of his axes up, grabs the other with both hands and springs forward as the sands shift and a massive spider erupts from the ground, ichor drooling from its mandibles and fangs as it lunges for Fu. A collective cry rises from the arena as Fu and the Spider Demon both leave the ground, pouncing at each other. It happens in a moment, but with how exciting it is, almost seems to be performed in slow motion with deliberate, practice moves, like a graceful dance? Fu slams his axe down, the spider bites into its head, Fu plants his feet on its forelimbs and kicks off, launching upwards, shrouded by a dozen ghostly white hands as his helmet's skull like visor falls in place and he grabs the axe he threw at the start of the match and sends it rocketing at the starved spider devil. There is a loud crunch, an geyser of ichor, and hiss of hell fire and bile sizzling at the chitin and meat of the demon. Fu lands atop it, Ripping both his axes free and twists his head around. Two of the dead devils more intelligent siblings strike then, strands of silk flying through the air "It isn't right for a spider, even a demon, to think to catch a man in their webs" You shout "And this warrior will not find himself so easily snared! That is the weakness of most spider demons. They think with their stomachs first in all things. And starved and beaten, they become even more feral in behavior. These ones were so wretched, they didn't even have names! But they're just the starters" Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Feb 2025 06:38:27 No. 6197361 Report >>6197360 As if on Cue, Fu allows one web to wrap around his arm, clenches his fist and swings his limb turning one spiders into the other, crushing both to mulched meat. He shakes his arm, blood pouring out of the slices in his armor, entirely apathetic to the pain
"And she is the main course! Behold, the spider that has devoured enough rotting meat, moldering bones and tormented souls to attain human form!" You boom, playing your guqin much more intensely and at an even more rapid and frantic pace "The elder sister, enraged by the squashing of her three siblings"
"Hraaaasssssh" The demoness snarls, locking blades with Fu who is pushed back, as she claws and pulls at his armor with her free hands, while swinging the sickles she holds in two of them at him in frantic hurried pace
"Not exactly as elegant as us magical beasts hm? Though our ears, if you notice are the same. This brutish thing has only recently learned to turn her legs into hands" You explain as Fu "See how her teeth drip venom like fangs? Her extra eyes and the chitin plates covering her face, split between grotesquerie and beauty! Yet untouched by the warrior trophies my treasured first disciples bears! Claw marks of a man eating tiger, scars born from sword strikes, knife thrusts, arrow volleys, and a thousand other things!"
"You look like tough meet, ghostwearer!" The spider demon cackles "Not fit to pick my teeth"
"And you are unusually talkative" Fu begins, his eyes flaring behind his visor, and then glowing with a ghostly light, as he speaks with more voices than his own "For a corpse"
The spider demon hisses and hops away, but loses and arm, as the ghosts always hanging onto Fu's back, feeding him their resentment and breath, reach out and tear it off.
"And that is why you should not assail the man possessed by a hundred and eight lost souls so recklessly, my dear" You howl with laughter "Fu bears the grudges of those unjustly slain, the furious souls of the victims of the world. He is the judge and the executioner, listening to their pleas and carrying out their sentences with a single swing of his axes!"
"Shssssss, you're tougher meat than I thought. So much hatred behind those firm eyes. So much enmity. You'd make a fine demon" The demoness taunts, twirling her sickles connected by a chain while Fu rubs his neck, as his ghosts pull away the strands of steel hard spider demon silk that had started to tighten around his throat and arms
"I collect grudges, to bring peace to the dead. My enmity is reserved for the wicked. My hate for all that is wrong in this unjust world. A demon like you, should not be allowed to walk beneath the same sun as the innocent children of the world" Fu replied "So I am going to kill you. Bloodily. To please my master, and all those whose curses still linger in your belly, monster"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Feb 2025 06:39:43 No. 6197364 Report >>6197361 "You know how to make a girl feel special, boy, I'll enjoy plucking out your eyes!" She shrieked as she threw herself at Fu, as several lesser spider demons made their moves.
"And my tears shall soak into the earth, my bones shall become dust, my blood will dry and my flesh dissolve" Fu mutters, chanting a mantra as you detect a subtle shift in his aura "Yet this armor of mine, and these axes I wield, shall be possessed by my will forevermore. I am no boy. I am no man. I am not alive. All I am"
He stiffens, a great burst of deathly yin Qi sending the weakest of the spiders to the ground, twitching as they die as he is lifted from the ground ash he allows his ghostly entourage to possess him
"Is the curses and promise of retribution carried on the final breath of the murdered" He roars as he glows with Ghostly Qi from everyone of his scars "Embodying resentment itself, I am naught but an avenging warrior. No hero or legend, merely a punishment"
"The hell is going on Crow killer!?" The demonness squeals as you watch your disciple with sparkling eyes
"Oh my oh my~ this is a surprise even to me! A secret, law defining art! Possession refined! Fu has suffused his being with not only the grudges of their dead, but their very will! He is a vessel for several, hungry ghosts and fierce spirits!" You shout as the fight quickly goes from evenly matched to in Fu's favour, as he mutters in several clear, distinct voices the regrets and grudges of the souls possessing him as he, with one strike each, dispatches the spiders while parrying and deflecting the attacks of the "Main course"
He walks slowly up to her, and she, in defiance to your expectations, does not flee by instead transforms into a more monstrous form, throwing out webs and plum hued venom all around the arena. But Fu doesn't stop as he is cut and sliced to the point other cultivators of his level would have died, and focusing all of his energy into one strike, he collects a swirling vortex of destructive Yin Qi around himself and spins
When the storm of destruction stops, there are just pieces of the still twitching and silently screaming spider demonness. Fu drops to his knees, eyes glowing before he shut them and took a deep breath, exhaling a deep, ink black cloud of grudge energy as he stood up, the ghosts he empowered himself with hanging around him, looking intoxicated as he searched for the demon's chest, and with a single stomp, burst through her ribcage and crushed her heart
All in all, it took Fu four minutes to slay all of the monsters you'd sent against him. A dozen spider demons and the one who could talk and walk like a person.
"Thank you for this chance to bring glory to our temple, Master Huanliuxue!" He declared, pounding a fist on his chest
"Well then, let us see who is joining in the next...Emotofu! The White Jade Devil Opposing Armies kind of scary looking wild child, something in her eyes unsettles even the ghost and corpse loving me!" You declare
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Feb 2025 06:40:43 No. 6197366 Report "And she'll be fighting....Corpse Puppets, be grateful, Emotufu! For you're going to be dancing with puppets guided by my mother's own expert hands! Not quite Jiangshi, a queer form of necromancy" You cackle as the kind of creepy girl nods and hops down the Arena, wearing robes and armor that are distinctive to her sect, and wielding a large, spiked hammer that is almost as large as she is "Now, my mother is known for her poisons, and the White Jade Devil Opposing Army's forces are known for cutting down devils, but I know that my mother has a hobby of making puppets, but does the pupil of Shengzhanshi know how to fight lifeless corpses? Due you, scary eyed girl? I can tell you've seen death, lots of it, and carry the aroma of it around you, but are you ready to face it here and now!?" Monu doesn't make it easy for her, moving and dragging the corpses around from her seat beside you, pulling them through the air and making them move in ways impossible for a living creature, the stitched together corpses hidden behind rich, ceremonial looking armor. Emotufu however fights like a demon, berserk and with nearly a ferocity to match Fu or River Bastard's own savagery in battle. It takes her six minutes to Fu's four, but when she's done, she's coated in black, rotted blood, surrounded by pulped, preserved and pickled meat and sunderer armor "Any more" She asks quietly, wincing. Her robes torn and armor broken, bruises all across her meager chest and a slash across her cheek "No~" you pur "You may leave the ring in triumph, that was quite the merciless showing, Emotufu-er. Go, be showed in praise by your sectmates, and allow...hm..Hmmm. Xue Li! to enter the ring and begin his test!" You could feel Xue Long's killing intent from across the arena, and feel his icy gaze upon you, as his grandson strode into the arena, frost gracing his every footstep, eyes locked on the wheel behind you, that spun, jingled and jangled and showed what he'd be up against. "Carnivorous plants! Oh! He gets to fight some of the weeds from my garden! Good luck Grandnephew!" You declare as you hop up "Lets see if you've inherited your father, Xue Ming's valor and tenacity! I have high expectations for you, boy! After how marvelously and proudly your sire died at my hands! Go! Show me that you Xue's still have your fangs and prune these bloodthirsty weeds!" After two matches, the crowd had grown accustomed to the brutality, barbarity and bloodshed of these matches promised, and were cheering, jeering or shouting encouragement or curses down at Xue Li, and you could see money changing hands even among your grandnephew's competition "He has promise, he has a vendetta, that'll give him strength" Fu acknowledges "And I know strength when I see it, his eyes were just like I imagine mine must've been, the day we met. And when I embraced my role as grudge bearer" "He isn't one of the first to die, Bloodshed" Emotufu notes "I know when someone is just fodder to be cut down"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Feb 2025 06:41:44 No. 6197369 Report >>6197366 "And he" She says lifting up her bandaged hand, twitching one of her broken, nearly bruised black finger "Is like me and this walking corpse"
"I...I am still alive you know, I just happen to have a lot of scars and...you know what, why should I waste my breath" Fu tries to explain before sourly cutting himself off to watch the match. Meanwhile, you tapped your nails on Ghost Empress Melody. Thinking about it, and the two Xue's you've personally killed already and the wave of killing intent you felt from Xue Long, you might need to leap into action to protect Xue Li if Fu and Emotufu's measure of his abilities and character are inaccurate. And if you do that...well every other master whose disciple enters the ring will expect you to rescue their students if they're at risk of dying horribly.
You don't think Xue Li will need saving, but...if you have to save him, it'd set precedence.
What do you decide to do, Huanliuxue?
>That they knew the risks when they entered this tournament, and if they die, they die. simple as that. >That it'd be a waste of potential, and that you would leap to their defense if they were about to die. [good karma action] >That mortal wounds and grievous injuries would be a good chance to show off your new healing methods! >That death isn't the end, and a few deaths now could normalize the practice of Ghost Cultivating if you played your cards right! >Write in Anonymous
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>>6197369 >>That it'd be a waste of potential, and that you would leap to their defense if they were about to die. [good karma action] I mean I don't think we advertised this tournament as a death match. Accidental deaths are one thing, watching someone fail to death is another.
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>>6197369 >We can heal mortal wounds and immense disfigurements. But to save them from the point of death would actually be to their detriment. If they know there is a safety net then they won't appreciate their brush with death. So save them yeah, but only at the very last possible minute, and ensuring the other competitors don't realise that's what we did. Facing death head on, or.spending an hour without their arm should be a formative experience.
One can argue it's still good karma but even if not, I don't want their chance here to safely consider their own mortality to be wasted.
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>>6197369 >That it'd be a waste of potential, and that you would leap to their defense if they were about to die. [good karma action] Anonymous
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>>6197369 >>That it'd be a waste of potential, and that you would leap to their defense if they were about to die. [good karma action] Anonymous
>>6197364 >"Oh my oh my~ this is a surprise even to me! A secret, law defining art! Possession refined! Fu has suffused his being with not only the grudges of their dead, but their very will! He is a vessel for several, hungry ghosts and fierce spirits!" I guess Fu learned from the time we accidentally got him posessed. One step closer to seeing what monster would result if he could withstand the Rooster General's grudge (or maybe Ao's?)
>>6197369 >"I...I am still alive you know, I just happen to have a lot of scars and...you know what, why should I waste my breath" Fu tries to explain before sourly cutting himself off to watch the match. Poor Fu... Emotufu (which I keep misreading as Emo tofu) hit him with a low blow.
>That mortal wounds and grievous injuries would be a good chance to show off your new healing methods! Anonymous
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>>6197369 >That death isn't the end, and a few deaths now could normalize the practice of Ghost Cultivating if you played your cards right! >>6197553 This post made me finally realize I had been reading her name wrong the entre time
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>>6197369 >>That death isn't the end, and a few deaths now could normalize the practice of Ghost Cultivating if you played your cards right! Anonymous
so its 3 for good karma 2 for let em die 2 for showing off healing. I cannot wait for the day that heaven tries to judge us for our sins, only to find transcendent kindness in the form of our unmatched karma
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>>6197369 What he
>>6197404 said. Having the brush with death is part of the process.
>>6198737 >implying they'll get to judge us in the first place Anonymous
>>6198739 I expect them to try some move that has effects on "evil" spirits and demons. at least one of them.
I expect all of them to be slapped in the face when the Righteous Judgment of the Heavenly Dao - Eradicating All Sins Beneath the Azure Skies skill is used against us with zero effect.
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>>6197369 >That it'd be a waste of potential, and that you would leap to their defense if they were about to die. [good karma action] Anonymous
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>>6198749 Star shooter already did that when we charged at the heavens.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 18 Feb 2025 17:05:16 No. 6199080 Report Quoted By:
Ending the vote, tallying the result now.
>>6198737 Thank you for the assist, Junior
That it'd be a waste of potential, and that you would leap to their defense if they were about to die: 4
We can heal mortal wounds and immense disfigurements. But to save them from the point of death would actually be to their detriment. If they know there is a safety net then they won't appreciate their brush with death/ That mortal wounds and grievous injuries would be a good chance to show off your new healing methods!.:3
That death isn't the end, and a few deaths now could normalize the practice of Ghost Cultivating if you played your cards right!:2
So you'll intervene if it looks like any of the contestants are actually going to die, bring Huan up to a total of 14 good karma acts
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 18 Feb 2025 17:40:28 No. 6199100 Report Besides there is almost nothing you hate in this world more than wasted potential. It was one reason the heaven's mistreatment of magical beasts ticked you off so much and made them your immortal enemies, besides of that it was a matter of pride and distant filial piety, as well as self preservation. Yes. If Xue Li, or any who followed him, were at risk of dying, you allow them to get injured enough to learn a lesson through their brush of death, then heroically leap to their defense. Which will surely do wonders for your reputation and make any sect whose students you saved indebted to you and the palace of natural laws, Heh-Heh-Heh. And that's just a nice bonus to go alongside with ensuring not talent or potential is wasted on what's supposed to be a relatively friendly contest. Xue Li, however, doesn't need rescuing. He fairs well and fights admirably against the most foul tempered and nasty man eating plants dragged out of your orchard. His clan and sect's traditional ice and snow based techniques are a natural counter to the snapping fly traps large enough to swallow up a large dog whole and he ends up being nearly as quick as Fu was in dispatching them. Xia Xiaoling is next, and she ends up being set up against some of the grave disturbing, corpse eating ghouls taken from the Primordial basin. There is more of a stir amongst the crowd, and especially the more well traveled cultivators and folklorists, to try and figure out what it is Xiaoling is up against than there is over the risk of her dying in the ring. She handles herself well, but is the slowest to complete the challenge thus far. And you help keep the tension and hype at a feverish pitch for each round that follows, with their being some close calls, like Shi Nianzu, nearly being brought low by a memory eating devil or Bomu Yanmei nearly losing their head when they're fighting a particularly furious breed of the same sort of Ant that Tiexingege was originally but managing to drown it in a mire of mud he created with a well performed water sorcery. The crowd almost seems to forget what's at risk, and the contestants do as well, the contests enter the final quarter without nary a fatality but with many injuries. And you're having the time of your life playing Ghost Empress Melody and taunting the contestants, the monsters they're fighting and talking them up and boasting in their place as the good people of Chuan kingdom go rabid with bloodthirst and cheer so loud they must be hearing it in both heaven and hell, shaking the stands and chanting the names and titles you give to each contestant while you encourage them with your running commentary and fast paced, combative style of Guqin playing. But eventually, someone's life is threatened. Whether due to cockiness, inexperience or merely a bad match up, it was bound to happen. And in this instance, its due to your fan girl Wu Yeliang, who had no fighting skills by spell casting and bragged about it, being set against... Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 18 Feb 2025 17:41:29 No. 6199101 Report >>6199100 Well a particular breed of hungry spirit. There kindred to Yujijiao, being a ghost that embodies and was born of famine. A ghost Ping had captured and brought back as cultivation material and for treatment to try and salvage their sanity. And it turned out they were a remorseless cannibal when you brought them back to a measure of stability, so you decided to make them fight as a tournament as one of the challenges.
And, just like Yujijiao is capable of, the unrepentant cannibal is able to devour both Qi and Life force. And in short order, after glutting on Yeliang's Qi and Magic, begins to drain her of her life force. Her fellow witches watch, terrified as the crowd goes silent when faced seeing one of the contestants moments away from a gruesome, agonizing death at the hands of a twisted, deformed specter
You wait until you can feel her heart beat still and her meridians flicker as the last breathes of life and Qi are dragged out of her mouth in a grotesque mockery of a kiss, to intervene.
Snapping your fingers, you perform a single step of Cat's court: Phantom Cat Waltz (猫 法院: 幽灵猫圆舞曲, Māofǎyuàn: Yōulíngmāoyuánwǔ qǔ) and switch places with a ghost light on the edge of the arena. Performing the Youlingmaobu, you enter the ring behind the mummified ghost, their monstrous face hidden by a funerary veil except for the lamprey like mouth clamped around Night Sprite's face. There eyes are pitch black, hers are rolled back, and her veins are bulging through her skin as the phantom feeds.
You reach down and clamp your hand around their throat.
"Enough!" You command, and with careful Qi control, evaporate the hungry ghost's ethereal form with a supercharged bolt of Blood Qi, shooting a carmine spear through the back of their skull before ripping them off Yuliang and toss them aside, as they're reduced to wavering ghost light.
There is a long period of silence as you clap your hands together and breath in deeply, then exhale a wave of Blood Qi into the near dead witch's mouth. Color returns to her face, and her eyes refocus as she blinks and scrambles, trying to get out of your arms as you lean with your face just an inch above her own, funneling life energies and healing magic directly into her.
"Wu Yeliang, of the Innocent Witch Court Sect, you have failed to slay your chosen monster, and are hereby disqualified!" You declare loudly as you drop her and turn away "Return to your sect, in shame, as the first to fail the challenge to exterminate their opponent"
She blinks and stammers, tongue stuck in her throat before she blurts out "T...thank you oh most merciful master for saving my life"
You ignore her as you return to you spot in the stands, and also ignore the numerous people who try to talk to you after, to thank you or ask questions or express their disbelief of your actions or your choice to save Wu Yeliang, with one or two being outraged that you did intervene.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 18 Feb 2025 17:42:30 No. 6199102 Report >>6199101 You quiet them with a cold, imperious glare, and the games continue.
And you end up having to save and disqualify three more contestants. And when the last one finishes. You find there's a four way time, since the winner is determined by how long it took them to slay the monsters they faced.
It's between Fu, Bìléizhēn, Xia Hai and Shidi Xiaodao, since they finished with the exact same time, down to the same second. And while you letting some anticipation build over what should be done to determine the final victor, one of Jionghuagege's daughters buzzes by your ear and cheerfully tells you
"Mama is back! With Grandpa"
Oh
Oh they found five colors that quickly? You were expecting the Gege's to be away for at least a month or two, maybe even an entire year or more that is...this is. Most unexpected.
<span class="mu-s"> Double vote </span>
How do you decide the winner of the monster slaying contests
>By popular vote >By making them all fight a variety of monsters, at the same time, the winner decided by who kills the most >Just pick Fu. You're allowed to chose favourites >Have them fight a few more rounds, and decide the victor by whose the quickest in those fight >Decide they all deserve recognition, and give them all a suitable epithet for their acomplishment, as well as the original prize >Write in And now that five colors is here, what do you do, Huanliuxue??
>Meet him privately and explain the situation with the five gods >Bring Shi Tangmushi and one of the Chuan family to meet him to >Figure out how the gege's found him first, and give him a chance to observe the tournament, incognito >Be dramatic about it, and pick a fight with the five worthless former gods, so he can intervene >Write in Anonymous
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>>6199102 >Have them fight more monsters at the same time >Give him a chance to view the tourney incognito. >and ask if he can meet her students Anonymous
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>>6199102 >>By making them all fight a variety of monsters, at the same time, the winner decided by who kills the most Horde shooter mode.
>Meet him privately and explain the situation with the five gods He can still watch the tournament if he wants to before going to talk to these goof balls.
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>>6199102 >By making them all fight a variety of monsters, at the same time, the winner decided by who kills the most >Figure out how the gege's found him first, and give him a chance to observe the tournament, incognito Anonymous
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>>6199102 >Make them fight a cooperative last stand against an onslaught of monsters, whoever's name is most cheered afterwards gets the win. >Meet him privately and explain the situation with the five gods He was probably already spectating, I mean this is the hottest event in the last millennia basically.
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>>6199102 >Have them fight a few more rounds, and decide the victor by whose the quickest in those fight >Decide they all deserve recognition, and give them all a suitable epithet for their acomplishment, as well as the original prize The Four Dragons of Chuan, give the top four rewards, but then have them still compete for #1
>Figure out how the gege's found him first, and give him a chance to observe the tournament, incognito Old man has been isolated for so long, let us envigorate him by reminding him of the days of his youth when he too competed in tournaments like these.
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>>6199102 >Have them fight a few more rounds, and decide the victor by whose the quickest in those fight Just in case the matchups influenced the time
>Meet him privately and explain the situation with the five gods Anonymous
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>>6199102 >By making them all fight a variety of monsters, at the same time, the winner decided by who kills the most >Meet him privately and explain the situation with the five gods >ask if he wants to watch some fights to get the blood pumping. Anonymous
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>>6199102 >By making them all fight a variety of monsters, at the same time, the winner decided by who kills the most >Figure out how the gege's found him first, and give him a chance to observe the tournament, incognito Let's give Grandpa a good showing.
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>>6199102 >By making them all fight a variety of monsters, at the same time, the winner decided by who kills the most The most dramatic finish!
>Figure out how the gege's found him first, and give him a chance to observe the tournament, incognito. then
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 20 Feb 2025 23:48:15 No. 6200523 Report Quoted By:
Ending the vote, tallying its result now By making them all fight a variety of monsters, at the same time, the winner decided by who kills the most:6 Make them fight a cooperative last stand against an onslaught of monsters, whoever's name is most cheered afterwards gets the win.:1 Have them fight a few more rounds, and decide the victor by whose the quickest in those fight:2 Decide they all deserve recognition, and give them all a suitable epithet for their acomplishment, as well as the original prize:1 - 4 dragons of chuan:1 ____ Figure out how the gege's found him first, and give him a chance to observe the tournament, incognito:5 Ask if he can meet your students:1 Meet him privately and explain the situation with the five gods:5 ask if he wants to watch some fights to get the blood pumping.:1 So the winner of the monster slaying competition will be decided by who can kill the most while they all fight a variety of monsters in the ring And you'll figure out how the Gege's found the Strongest God, and before giving him a chance to watch the tournament incognito, meet him privately and explain the situation with the five fallen martial dieties Update will arrive shortly
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 21 Feb 2025 00:17:36 No. 6200542 Report Well the situation with the four way tie can be resolved easily enough. Fu, Bileizhen, Shidi Xiaodao and Xia Hai will just enter the ring at the same time and be set upon by the left over monsters that are around the same level of strength and danger as a foundation establishment cultivator. And whoever kills the most will be crowned the winner. You declare as such to the crowd, which is when the four competitors learn their fight isn't yet over. Not that any of them are displeased by this turn of events, Fu especially looks thrilled when he hears he'll be allowed to kill more monsters and have a chance to show off to the crowd and his sister Ju. And it does bring a smile to your face, seeing all four of the men acting with such sportsmanship and gentlemanly manner as they prepare to return to the fray, all of them swearing an oath to save the others if they fall and to only launch attacks at the monsters. It seems the final bout will be one that redefines honor and grace. A shame you will miss most of it. Because you have much more pressing matters to attend to. "How me and Tie-Tie found grandfather colors?" Jionghuagege asks. repeating your question back to you as she relaxes on a couch, attended to by two of her daughters, who bring her honey and dew to sup upon, as the moonrabbits nap around her in their natural state, seemingly soothed by the ancient gods present "I could just tell you" Said god says "I noticed they were looking for me, and thought they might have been in need of a lesson. Didn't think I had an invitation to this event. But, if it wasn't for my students declaring there was a matter of desperate and vital import, I would've not have come" "You don't like crowds, do you, old man?" Tie-Tie grunts as she gnaws on a piece of sap rich wood, honing her mandibles and the scythe like blades sprouting from her chitin covered limbs, her antenna waving in the air as she speaks "I've grown accustomed to my own company, young ant queen" He answers with a nod "Does that answer your curiosity, Huanliuxue?" "But how did you know they were looking for you" You ask, stretching out and yawning, tail flicking and claws extended "Oh! I want to answer this one. Well Huan-Huan, we were just calling out for him and waving our arms in the air. Me and Tie-Tie ran out of ideas quickly, when he didn't show up after we brought a lot of honey" Jionghuagege explains, before Tiexingege interrupts with a loud snap of her mandibles "And meat, and a few other things. Even sparred and tried to act like it was a real fight" She adds "I thought they were playing around" Five colors answers, smiling pleasantly "And that isn't how I knew they wanted my attention, I was curious to see what they'd do" "So you were watching them all this time?" You ask "A master is always aware of his students whereabouts and their travels" He answers with a polite nod "So, reformer, tell me, what is so important to summon a god to earth" Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 21 Feb 2025 00:18:37 No. 6200543 Report >>6200542 Says a god whose exiled himself from the heavens and spent longer than ten generations down on earth in his private garden
"Some former gods, stripped of their divinity, are attending my tournament. And besides wanting to show of this tournament of mine, I realize the five idiot deities aren't...well they need guidance, and there's only one god I trust in existence to lead them back to the righteous path away from" You begin, and shudder as Five Colors releases an ounce of his displeasure. Not causing a natural disaster, but causing the living, bleeding walls around you to spasm and discolor as if bruised
"The youngsters brought up by whomsoever reshaped the celestial bureaucracy and the laws of the world to fit their own prejudice and brought all heaven and earth under their heel. Those who betrayed their fellow daoists at all level, and slew divine beast and human immortal alike, to render the nine heavens a clean slate" He answers, wagging a finger, clearly furious beyond measure and only just within reason "That accursed brat of mine and his four friends who act as if all their selfish acts were done in mine name and by mine own command, who have perverted the natural order and crippled cultivation for generations by naming much of it as "Demonic", the very same sages who named you three lovely princesses to be an outlawed existence and a breed of demon? Those gods, raised upon a lie within an unjust heavens"
"...Yeah" You answer, stunned still by even being close to an angry five colors. He simply nods, grandfatherly expression never leaving his face despite him putting out enough killing intent it makes you feel uncomfortable, and You pal around with a seething mass of malevolence and bloodthirst like Ao most of the time.
"My my young Huanliuxue! So forgiving, I knew I saw a glint of magnanimity and true benevolence when were met, when you spoke of righting the injustices of the world and protecting those unloved by the heavens. I am proud to see you overcame your innately fickle nature as a cat to remain upon the righteous path. You're growing to be a worthy ruler and liege" He laughs, clapping his hands "With how potent a grudge you hold against the heavens, it'd be no surprise if you asked my assistance or guidance in striking them down. Even a former gods body, possess innumerable treasures, that would be invaluable for cultivation"
"They're Naive like children, ignorant and unaware of the state in their world and a god's proper place within it" You answer firmly, unshaken from the path you've chosen "My grudge is against the five dipshits and the heavens over all, not the coddle divinities who barely know how to wash their own ass and were made useless by the universal coddling and stagnancy the five heaven's defyingly massive piles of shit have enforced on the three realms and all the world"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 21 Feb 2025 00:19:37 No. 6200544 Report >>6200543 "How very in character. Your protective, maternal instinct is one of your most defining features and strongest qualities of your might dao heart, child" He chortles, but then his eyes glint "However, while i greatly respect your gumption to demand an audience with I, the mightiest of all gods, and always enjoy speaking with a bright young girl like yourself, and seeing your flourish bring me great joy, however...."
"However?" You repeat, wondering where he is leading with that
"I require recompense. And before you promise the heaven or earth or turn down the offer. All I ask for is but one favor, that only you can do" He continues, pressing a finger to your snout and closing it with light application of spiritual pressure
"What favor could a god possibly ask of a mortal, even one as great and glorious as myself?" You question. He shakes his head and laughs
"As small as a grain of sand, as vast as the universe. You'll know what I wish from you, if you accept. I will only help these wayward, lesser divinities, if you agree to this term" He sneers, reminding you that, like all gods' Five colors has the ability to be a right pain in the ass.
Well, Huanliuxue?
>Play a guessing game to define the sort of favor he is asking >Agree, since there is no challenge you can't defeat and no deed you cannot achieve >Refuse, certainly not because you're a little afraid. >"When did you figure out it was your bastard son who lead the usurpation of the heavens?" >Write in Anonymous
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>>6200544 >>Play a guessing game to define the sort of favor he is asking He wants us to spare his dumb descendant? The ogress. He wants us to name Huan's inevitable firstborn after him? He wants us to go to hell and say hello to his dead waifu? He wants us to make hamburgers a staple food of Chuan? He wants us to write his name on the moon?
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>>6200544 >Play a guessing game to define his wish. Why not, sounds fun. I'd accept it anyway because we like him and he never means ill intent.
Let him scratch our stomach? Skip the spirit severing stage completely? Not wipe the ling out by the roots? Share our dao?
Forgive somebody?
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>>6200544 >play a guessing game >"*huff*, very well you may pat my irresistibly soft belly. But only once." Anonymous
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>>6200544 >Play a guessing game to define the sort of favor he is asking Anonymous
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>>6200544 >Play a guessing game to define his wish. Cats love games.
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>>6200544 >Play a guessing game to define the sort of favor he is asking Anonymous
>>6200544 >Play a guessing game to define the sort of favor he is asking He wants to scritch our ears and pet our belly?
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>>6200544 >Play a guessing game to define the sort of favor he is asking Anonymous
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>>6200544 >Play a guessing game to define the sort of favor he is asking Anonymous
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>>6200869 I'm guessing him to ask for something like a peck on the cheek
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>>6200544 >"When did you figure out it was your bastard son who lead the usurpation of the heavens?" Makes sense that our final boss would also be a Ling.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 23 Feb 2025 22:28:18 No. 6202576 Report Quoted By:
Ending the vote, tallying its results now Play a guessing game to define the sort of favor he is asking:9 -"*huff*, very well you may pat my irresistibly soft belly. But only once.":1 When did you figure out it was your bastard son who lead the usurpation of the heavens?":1 so playing a guessing game with the highest of the divine wins by a landslide Update will arrive shortly
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 23 Feb 2025 22:53:58 No. 6202591 Report "Hmm, let me guess. You want me to spare one of your idiotic descendants?" You venture, one paw raised under your chin and tail flicking playfully "Perhaps the ogress or the current head of the Ling Clan?" "Heavens no. I will not deny you your grievances against my far distant progeny, and you are allied with some of my lineage, so it is not as if my bloodline is facing extermination. And the one you call the ogress...she reminds me a lot of my tragically deceased wife, at her worst" He answers with a smile "Shall we make a game of this" "I was hoping we would, hm, so if it isn't sparing your kind from my wrath or at least letting a particularly skilled one survive to sow their potential further" You answer, tittering as you try to figure out your next guess as you speak with five colors "My first born is to be named in your honor" "You'll have a litter, unless you conceive as a human" He answers educationally "And I would not sully the roll of a beastial line with the name of he whose blood began their oppression" "Want me to search every corner of the hells for your honey, the supreme devil mind?" You chirp, absolutely delighted by the game your planning as The Geges and a few of their daughters watch, eyes bouncing between you and their godly teacher "Moxin has surely been reincarnated dozens of times already, but it'll be centuries still until she has spent enough negative karma to be reborn human" He answers with mournful frown "Try again" "Want me to etch your name on the moon?" You guess, tapping a claw on your chin "Oh I've wandered far beyond the moon already, love what you've done to decorate it. The transformed Jade rabbits are absolutely adorable, mayhaps I'll meet the flock you've adopted and brought to the mortal realm" He snickers "Another guess" "Skip another stage of cultivation?" You ask and he laughs "Even you would spend a few lifetimes trying. Core formation was the last realm that could be feasibly ascended through in the manner you were capable of" He explains with joy glinting in his eyes "try another' "Share one of my daos? Learn to forgive" You ask and he shakes his head, looking offended "I may as well ask a fish to renounce water or a bird to clip their wings, grudges and resentment define you, Huanliuxue, more than your claws and fur. And It'd be most untoward to demand a cultivate reveal their unique insights of the dao to others" He explains with a grandfather's gentleness "Would you like to concede and" "No no, I've almost got it" You snap, waving your paw in the air and wince as you realize you can't imagine what a god might want, especially one as powerful and wise as Five Colors "Uh...Aha! I know, it is something that all beneath and within the heavens desire! To scratch between my ears and rub the peerlessly soft and downy fur on my stomach!" Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 23 Feb 2025 22:55:03 No. 6202593 Report >>6202591 "I will admit, I have felt the temptation" He chuckles, rubbing his chin, eyes twinkling "Ascended House Cats were once renowned for the quality of their coats, the first of your kind took particular pride in it...But no"
"Then what could you possibly want from me" You say, stopping yourself from calling the strongest creature in existence an old fart
"Turn the delusions and mistaken belief of your many worshippers into truth and reality" He answers with a malicious grin that could've made Ao in the deepest throws of bloodthirst seem like a tremble, close eyed kitten "And ascended to divinity. Become a true goddess. These misguided children think the heavens must approve, authorize and assist in the deification of any mortal great enough to reach even the lowest of the nine heavens. They are incorrect. Woefully so. You are already on the path, simply from the earnest and zealous faith of your worshippers, which you've absorbed unknowingly. It is a small amount of faith, yes, but it is a better start than some of the gods I knew had"
"Oh. Okaaaay~" You say blankly, not knowing what you expected but knowing it was certainly not that
"So, do you accept? He asks, patting you on the head with a much less fight or flight instinct triggering grin on his wrinkled, age worn face "It'll certainly enrage the gods above"
<span class="mu-s"> Double vote </span>
Do you accept?
>Yes >No >Yes but ask how one actually becomes a daoist immortal/ diety >Yes, but demand he doesn't assist you in anyway, for pride's sake >Write in And what do you do now Huanliuxue?
>Declare the winner of the monster slaying contests, reward them, then proceed to the random team battles and rest of the foundation establishment bracket >Follow Five colors as he goes to scold the five fallen gods, just to see their reactions (can only be chosen if you accept his favor) >Introduce Ao to Five Colors. Cause sometimes its fun to mix oil with water and then toss it all onto a fire. >Introduce Five colors to the moon rabbits in your care >Write in Anonymous
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>>6202593 >Yes >Follow Five colors as he goes to scold the five fallen gods, just to see their reactions (can only be chosen if you accept his favor) Anonymous
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>>6202593 >Yes "Oh! That's not a favour grandpa! I was going to do that anyway."
>Declare the winner of the monster slaying contests, reward them, then proceed to the random team battles and rest of the foundation establishment bracket Declare a recess in between to:
>Follow Five colors as he goes to scold the five fallen gods, just to see their reactions (can only be chosen if you accept his favor) Anonymous
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>>6202593 >>Yes I mean, I GUESS. I wouldn't want to call ourselves a goddess though. Maybe Imperial Divinity? Ascendant Queen of the Wheel? The Fluffiest? Our Lady in Heaven? Nance?
>Introduce Ao to Five Colors. Cause sometimes its fun to mix oil with water and then toss it all onto a fire. >Introduce Five colors to the moon rabbits in your care He did say he wanted to meet the rabbits. So we can give everyone a little break between contests to use the bathroom and get some refreshments while FC deals with the fallen gods and plays with the rabbits.
And I can't help but want to show off Ao. So FC can raise an eyebrow and make a comment about how opposites attract when Ao's karma threatens to burn a hole in goodness itself kek Anonymous
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>>6202593 >>Yes but ask how one actually becomes a daoist immortal/ diety guys, we can agree and learn more. might as well get some more info
>Follow Five colors as he goes to scold the five fallen gods, just to see their reactions (can only be chosen if you accept his favor) Anonymous
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>>6202593 >Yes, but how tho? >Introduce Ao. It's very fun.
>Go and watch the scolding. The thing that convinced me was when he said it would piss off the gods.
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>>6202593 >Yes Wasn't that our goal already anyway?
>Follow Five colors as he goes to scold the five fallen gods, just to see their reactions (can only be chosen if you accept his favor) Anonymous
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>>6202593 >Yes but ask how one actually becomes a daoist immortal/ diety >Introduce Five colors to the moon rabbits in your care Anonymous
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>>6202593 >Yes >Declare the winner of the monster slaying contests, reward them, then proceed to the random team battles and rest of the foundation establishment bracket then
>Follow Five colors as he goes to scold the five fallen gods, just to see their reactions (can only be chosen if you accept his favor) Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q
Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Wed 26 Feb 2025 01:29:56 No. 6203848 Report Quoted By:
Ending and tallying the vote now Yes:5 Yes but ask how one actually becomes a daoist immortal/ deity:3 _____ Follow Five colors as he goes to scold the five fallen gods, just to see their reactions :6 Declare the winner of the monster slaying contests, reward them, then proceed to the random team battles and rest of the foundation establishment bracket:2 Introduce Ao to Five Colors. Cause sometimes its fun to mix oil with water and then toss it all onto a fire.:3 Introduce Five colors to the moon rabbits in your care:2 So you'll accept five colors request and tag along to watch the scolding of the five former gods take place Update will arrive shortly
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:25:00 No. 6203913 Report "Cats are born to be worshipped, ever cultivators goal is the heavens, and I have a bone to pick with the current administration, you're just asking me to do what I've been planning from the start. If you'd like, you can ask another favor of me, Grandfather" You declare with a boisterous laugh as Jionghuagege watches, eyes sparkling like she's watched a theatric performance of one of her favorite chivalric stories of romance and Tiexingege just looks like you've given her a challenge to meet and surpass "Oh why would I? I am curious to see exactly what breed and variety of divinity you will become, in the end. There seems to be an utter lack of originality and diversity in the nine heavens of this era, they've become stagnant over the overly strict and controlling laws placed around cultivation and all life" He answers with a smile "And it is better that all I say is tell you that becoming a deity through your own power and deeds is possible, else I might influence the end result of your most miraculous and peerless cultivation, Huan-er" "You are literally the only being in existence who I'll ever allow to call me that, not even my own mother has the right" You answer with a friendly smile "But very well, I'll just tell anyone who argues that ascending to the heavens goes against the flow of nature or the Dao that you've given me your blessings, Heh-Heh" "Then, after I have finished having tea with my students, I will go and scold the youngster gods" He says with a nod "Would you care to join us?" "Oh I wouldn't miss their whipping for the world" You purr, grinning and showing your fangs as Five color raises a finger then lowers it with a chuckle "Well, there were two ways to hear that sentence, I suppose" He says with a shrug. Of course, dealing with even fallen deities is a volatile and dangerous at the best of times, even former gods are still natural born power houses, even if they're naive, weepy and currently recovering from a heaven's defying hangover Heh-Heh And you don't want the tournament to be remembered as one where a bunch of super powered lunatics claiming divinity killed a few thousand bystanders and the best and brightest of the new generation. So you first lure the five away from your new temple and garden. Which is easily enough done by offering them gifts and compliments through some of the prettier disciples under your command, and Lanfen is happy to volunteer after you impress upon her the importance of schmoozing these particular guests. And then, you just lead them to some of the old growth of the Primordial Forest of the Tragic lovers and wait with Five Colors there. Ao is also watching, but from a distance. Since even he isn't crazy enough of a ghost to want to pick a fight with grandpa five colors and he admitted to being tempted to picking one with the five former divinities, so you told him to wait a few leagues away. Just to be safe. Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:26:02 No. 6203915 Report >>6203913 "Lady Lanfen, are you sure a secret grove heavenly spirit fruits of Twelfth grade celestial quality is out here, we've been walking for hours. Why can we not just fly and carry you"Dìqiú Làng the earth breaker complains as you lay back, wearing your plainest set of out daoist robes as you snack on a peach you split in half to share with five colors
"I am certain, Sir Diqui" You hear Lanfen's unmistakable lofty and aristocratic voice carry through the woods
"Hah! Can we take a break for lunch, the meat buns you bought us are getting cold!" Xiānnù the immortal fury complains even louder than her brute companion
"Is all you to ever think of food and comfort?" Shen Mao the god lance balks "Surely it is just up ahead"
"We may be walking for days" Jié Wáng the martial king sighs "We've walked further before, and if there is truly a secret orchard of fruit grown from pits spat out by our fellow gods in ages past, it will be far from civilization and the sects that populate the mortal world and...Why have you stopped, brother"
"Miss Lanfen, hold. There's something in the air" Xīng Shèshǒu the star shooter, the piece of shit that tried to shoot you out of the sky says slowly, either your or five colors cultivation aura "The scent of blood and decay. I know that spiritual stain anywhere. That Qi can only belong to..."
"Me!" You greet as he notches and arrow and you flick a pit his way. His eyes sharpen, he draws and fires. You flick a finger and cut the arrow in twain with a sliver of cosmic qi sharpened down into a blade, creating a void space in the air that tears the arrow apart at the binds connecting its matter together
"Huanliuxue!" He roars, and Jie Wang is at his side, sword drawn and blazing with golden Qi. Shen Mao circles the head of his spear in the air, and Diqui Lang raises up his hammer, and Xiannu bites down on a pork bun as Lanfen tries to not panic or faint from fright
"What, its my tournament, and you idiots aren't exactly acting low key" You snort, biting hard into another peach, its juices spraying on your face and dribbling down your chin "I've had my suspicions you five were the stars that fell from the skies the first time I went against the will of the heavens and faced a diving tribulation, since the moment you signed up for my games. I may be a beast, but I am one of the smartest things in existence, darlings~"
"You dare!" Jie wang roars "Use one of your own students to lure us into a trap?"
"No, I had Lanfen lead you to a nice meditation and napping spot" You snicker, floating up in the air with drifting like a cotton seed "I didn't tell her to lie about their being ultra rare divine quality spirit fruits. And if I wanted a fight or you dead, don't you think I'd have been more proactive"
They keep on their toes, fangs and claws bared in your direction as you casually finish your snack and suck the juices from your fingers
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:27:03 No. 6203916 Report >>6203915 "I didn't even want to meet you five morons" you say, sticking out your tongue and dodging another arrow "I was just repaying some debts I owe and setting up a meeting with you and a friend of mine"
"A demon!" Xiannu shouts. Stupid little girl!
"Hah! You intend to feed us to your repugnant demonic ancestor! Hah! Well we shall not be so easily overcome and made into a meal, you wretch" Diqui Lang booms, trying to sound clever for once in his long life. Star shooter however, just narrows his eyes further while Marital king and God lance look around for hidden threats, okay, so there are some brains shared between the five, since those three noticed they don't sense any demonic Qi. Just a whole lot of ghostly yin energies
"No" Five colors says and you nearly faint from bliss as he reveals his halo and his actual worthwhile divinity resonates through the air along with the soundwaves of his voice. Oh. So that is why people still adore the shitty gods. And the five dieties fall to their knees, and Lanfen. Well she does faint from bliss, with a content smile on her face
You glance in five colors direction and are nearly blinded as his true divine form is revealed, thankfully hidden by a corona of golden light, as he floats down from the ancient tree on a rainbow colored lotus blossom of light, one hundred and eight arms of every kind of valuable gem forming prayer signs or making hand signs or holding divine treasures in the boundary of his divine halo.
"And I would appreciate if you stop baselessly accusing your fellow daoist of treachery and ill intent. I am the five colors emperor. The liege and higher power you supposedly serve as deities"
They look at him with tears and start stumbling over themselves to try and beg for their god hood
"How pathetic gods have become in my long absence from the heavens"
And that strikes them dumb as you howl with laughter, holding your gut as you float above their heads, thrown around by even the slightest expression of five colors awesome powers
"I am gravely disappointed in you layabouts, in all of the pantheon and celestial bureaucracy, for not once thinking to check if I was actually present upon my so called throne. For not once questioning the insane mandates I supposedly spoke nor ever visited the world beneath their palaces to do as gods should and directly intervene in the matters of the world, when faith and prayer are given. To allow the kingdom once united to grow bloated and indolent, to neuter cultivation and progress and enforce a peace that has pulled the fangs of humanity and worse"
Oh fuck. No no no! He's talking himself into getting actually angry! Last time he was upset like this, he unleashed a thousand natural calamities and disasters upon the world
"Five colors" You say sweetly
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Wed 26 Feb 2025 02:28:04 No. 6203918 Report >>6203916 "Haaaah, we will speak of the worse of your generations offenses, elsewhere" he growls "there is all the time in the world for me to scold you and impress upon you just how far fallen you were from the gods I knew and taught and raised. You hate Huanliuxue, for no reason! I was friends with many magical beasts like her, my wife raised one herself. I raised many from base beastdom! I enjoyed their company, they were always and remain as our fellow daoists"
The five gods, cowering, just stare in disbelief, comprehending his words but not understanding what he means or why the supreme, peerless divinity has suddenly appeared before them
"I am honestly shocked that the fight buddha himself has not appeared again to cast down your mockery of a celestial realm for the murder committed against so many who might follow in his footsteps. And what is this about Buddhists being the enemy of daoists! I practiced Buddhism as well, you stupid...Haaaah"
"Huanliuxue" he says, rubbing his temple "This is going to take sometime, about as long as a meal. But I shall control my wroth"
And five colors is really scary when he's mad. So you take Lanfen, and tell the old man you'll talk with the five younger gods after he's down pulling their ears and explaining to them in excruciating detail all the injustices committed by the current rule of heaven and the laws they put in place as well as the actual purpose and duty of gods.
It turned out, while you were away from the tournament. The tie breaker had finished. Narrowly, by a single kill, Fu had won. Followed shortly behind by a two way tie between Xia Hai and Shidi Xiaodao, with Bileizhen taking third place only because he killed one less than Xia and Shidi. And you're furious that the five former deities made miss such an exciting match!
<span class="mu-s"> Fu has attained Foundation Establishment stage rank 6 </span>
<span class="mu-s"> Double vote </span>
What reward do you give to Fu for his victory
>Access to Blood qi >Access to Cosmic Qi >The title of "Ghost Prince of Slaughter". And give the other three less titles >One of the sects treasures/ A new artifact made from a part of you >Write in And as the tournament continues to the random team battles and other games of foundation establishment, what do you do, Huanliuxue?
>Ask Ao his thoughts of Five colors and get to know one of your new disciples better (Who) >place some bets before you miss the chance to. >Play with the moon rabbits and decide you should start training them as cultivators. >See what that crazy reborn demon is doing, you haven't seen him in awhile and he hasn't caused any trouble either, which is...troubling! >Write in Anonymous
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>>6203918 >>Access to Cosmic Qi What's better than ghosts? Space ghosts. From coast to coast. I mean if he wants it. If he doesn't we can give him a new belt made from our fur or something cool like that.
>See what that crazy reborn demon is doing, you haven't seen him in awhile and he hasn't caused any trouble either, which is...troubling! Please do not try to kill someone important. I am not worried about them dying, just this fool getting his blood somewhere it shouldn't be.
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>>6203918 >Access to blood.Qi Fu is Yang as fuck. Give him.more Yang.
>Find thst reborn demon Anonymous
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>>6203918 >Access to Blood qi Of Grudges and blood.
Fu is about going blow for blow. Cosmic is cool. but blood is his specialty.
>Play with the moon rabbits and decide you should start training them as cultivators. Now if you DO want some cosmic trained cultivators boy do I got some rabbits from space.
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>>6203918 >Access to Blood qi >Play with the moon rabbits and decide you should start training them as cultivators. Anonymous
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>>6203918 >Access to Cosmic Qi >Play with the moon rabbits and decide you should start training them as cultivators. Anonymous
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>>6203918 >Access to Cosmic Qi >See what that crazy reborn demon is doing, you haven't seen him in awhile and he hasn't caused any trouble either, which is...troubling! Anonymous
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>>6203918 >>Access to Blood qi >>Play with the moon rabbits and decide you should start training them as cultivators. Anonymous
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>>6203918 >>One of the sects treasures/ A new artifact made from a part of you I remember WAY back we had the chance to make a charm from a fang (which I assume we can regrow at this stage). that or some of our fur since Fu probably won't need new axes for a minute.
>See what that crazy reborn demon is doing, you haven't seen him in awhile and he hasn't caused any trouble either, which is...troubling! Anonymous
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>>6203918 >Access to Cosmic Qi >Play with the moon rabbits and decide you should start training them as cultivators. Anonymous
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>>6203918 >Access to Blood qi >Play with the moon rabbits and decide you should start training them as cultivators. Fu is a Chad as always, and helping teach our kids some proper Cultivation is fun.
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right, so The sheet and pastebin have been updated.
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Ending the vote, tallying the result now. Sorry for being a little late, didn't feel well. Think it was dehydration.
Access to Cosmic Qi:4
Access to Blood Qi:5
One of the sects treasures/ A new artifact made from a part of you:1
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See what that crazy reborn demon is doing, you haven't seen him in awhile and he hasn't caused any trouble either, which is...troubling!:4
Play with the moon rabbits and decide you should start training them as cultivators.: 6
So Fu's Prize is privledged access to Pure Blood Qi and you'll play with Piao Tuzi, Yewushi, Jiangnan, Meo Yen, Xìnrènhun, Xingfu Yongqi and decide you should start training the young bunnies to be cultivators
Update will arrive shortly
>>6205537 Many thanks junior!
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sat 01 Mar 2025 06:19:17 No. 6205604 Report Fu is...well its hard to tell if he's looking worse for wear, considering he always looks like a mangled corpse that learned how to stand back up and tied itself back together with bandages, but he's certainly more energetic than the runner's up who look absolutely spent and close to death from exhaustion and bearing some rather handsome and grevious looking wounds that'll surely mature into beautiful scars. Like the ones that disfigure Fu's face and covers his body under the layer of bandages he habitually wears. He is sat atop one of the monster's you'd been really happy to have captured, having been given it as a gift by one of the tribes living in the Primordial Basin. It was a weird, three horned, hard thrilled reptilian brute with some sort of a beak. You have no idea what it was, but it looked powerful. And now its head is no longer connected to its neck. There are still twitching corpses, wooden and iron puppets, and the odd ichor a demon's corpse leaves behind when it is allowed to decay and so many other fascinating and exotic looking organs, viscera amongst the swamp of gore the sudden death round of monster slaying produced....well everywhere. And you can see Renshu and Ruolan crawling through it, picking out the salvageable materials from the mess of severed limbs, pulped organs and splattered blood. "Master" Fu says tiredly, cupping his fist, one of his palms still bleeding "I did not shame the sect with my performance. It was quite the battle, I'm sorry you were not fortunate enough to witness it, Empress. As your first disciple, I well known your...odder proclivities and interests" "I mean, I certainly enjoying the painting you, Shidi, Xia and Lightning Rod had made for me, it is so rare I find a chance to wade through viscera and still twitching meat...ya know, when I'm not on a spa day in the yellow Springs, Heh-Heh" You say, enjoying the variety of reactions that statement draws from the crowd, relishing all of the flavors of attention they're giving you "And I am proud of you boy. I've always known you to be a ferocious fighter, but I see the resentment you've cultivated allows you to push past the limits of your body and all those scars, and become a true menace of the battlefield. I knew I found a diamond in the rough when I first met you" "When you allowed me to slay the beast that devoured my father, curiously and like a cat watching a mouse squirm and die. I've been loyal to you ever since, Princess" He laughs "Ah, what an exciting life I've lived up until now. I am proud to have represented the palace of natural laws and its beliefs today, and to be complimented by you, my savior and master" "Thinking about playing at being cool and humble and refusing the prize?" You ask and he grins Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sat 01 Mar 2025 06:20:17 No. 6205605 Report >>6205604 "The laws of true cultivation and the natural world encourage greed. You cannot survive lean times if you do not eat when food is plentiful" He laughs as he shakily stands and shambles up to you to kneel "I await to receive my trophy, Sifu"
"Well, I'll open the Dao of Blood to you. The purified, true blood Qi, not that polluted and dirty tainted supply that some heretics seek or that which lead the original flavor of carmine mystics to drown themselves in the lifeforce and breath of the innocent, no, I'll reward you, and make you....the fourth? member of our sect to handle this rare source of Qi" You say throwing out your arms "That I radiate with, so, it'll not be rare for much longer if I stay alive for a few more years and give it time to settle and thicken in the Air, Heh-Heh"
"Is that why Chuan has become so strange as of late?" He asked
"That and Primordial beast essence, now open your mouth" You say, tearing open your veins by commanding your veins to rip out of them, and laugh very unlady like as those in the stands with a front row view turn away in disgust, fall over in a faint, or vomit as you burrow your veins into Fu's next and infect his blood with a seed of Blood Qi "Embrace the pain, my disciple, and know that blood is an expression of life and all its joys and sorrows, and not death as so many believe"
He nods, grimacing, his veins bulging as they strengthen and become iron hard, clearly in agony
"And who knows, perhaps meditating on the nature of living blood will allow you to balance your yang and yin and fix that mangled face of yours" You say, patting him on his head affectionately "If you show the aptitude I anticipate with this pure Yang essence, I might even teach you my new medical arts, hm"
He grins, bloodily as he nearly cracks his teeth clenching his jaw to avoid screaming out in pain. And then he passes out with a grunt that sounds to your ears like "I'll hold you to that". The tournament continues to the next rounds, with the random team battles drawing the most excitement from the contestants and audience both
Buuut, you are busy with more important matters. Namely spoiling and playing with your moon rabbits. Piao Tuzi has taken to riding on your back and playing with and trying to untangle and tie your hair, and Yewushi likes wrestling with you or his two new favourite playmates the tomboy Jiangnan and the ever playful Xingfu Yongqi. And you've managed to, with some paitence, convinced the cowardly Mao Yen to come play with and clamber ontop of you or play chase with you, but only when you're human. Your feline form afflicts the poor boy with a mortal, instinctive prey terror.
and the Naive, ever trusting Xìnrènhun likes touching your face or grabbing onto your sharp fangs or hanging from the front of your chest while Tuzi braids your hair, and now only thinks of you as her Mama, which just makes your heart melt whenever she calls you that.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sat 01 Mar 2025 06:21:18 No. 6205606 Report >>6205605 "Mama, I want to play new games" Tuzi calls out, as you roll on the ground, lifting her up and down and making roaring noises while Yewushi and Jiangnan chase Mao Yen around as Xingfu Yongqi plays with your bloody ball of yarn, rolling it around.
And its when you think about what sort of games to teach these lovely children, and you see Xinrenhun, ever unaware and relaxed getting scarily close to moon collapse, that you realize you should probably teach these kids how to cultivate early, so they can protect themselves and survives if the impossible happens and you die and the palace of natural laws collapses.
"Of course, Tuzi, I know more games than anyone in the world" You boast and titter
And how will you start their training, Huanliuxue?
>With the new sect members, giving them no special treatment and teaching the new members the basic principles and foundations of cultivating Qi (Training Trial. Auto Success) >By creating a type of training specialized for young children, inventing games and puzzles like the beastial edict did to teach them the first steps of cultivation (Intellect/ Creativity Challenge DC variable (Higher result = better outcome) >Get the Geges to help, they're good with kids....well Jionghuagege is. Tiexingege is an awful mother, even to her few intelligent daughters >"Mother...meet your grandchildren!" and officially adopt the Jade Rabbits and get Monu to help teach them >Write in Anonymous
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>>6205606 >By creating a type of training specialized for young children, inventing games and puzzles like the beastial edict did to teach them the first steps of cultivation (Intellect/ Creativity Challenge DC variable (Higher result = better outcome) Anonymous
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>>6205606 >Specialised training. No reason to give them the shitty [still better than anyone elses] standard training.
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In a few seasons we need to face the ling. I think with effort we can push Fu to core formation and get Lian up to CF tier battle power. Maybe manage to get the moth to the upper tier of FE. The rest of the sect? I dunno. And any training we do for then will probably cut into our own training though I still maintain that we should go looking for another sun killing arrow. . . . oooooor. We can try Evolving sunkiller a different way. Maybe invoking an eclipse to weaken the sun's presence, drawing its power into a miniature, still quite powerful mini sun and then destroying it and feeding on the energy.
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>>6205606 >By creating a type of training specialized for young children Anonymous
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>>6205606 >By creating a type of training specialized for young children, inventing games and puzzles like the beastial edict did to teach them the first steps of cultivation (Intellect/ Creativity Challenge DC variable (Higher result = better outcome) Anonymous
>>6205606 >By creating a type of training specialized for young children, inventing games and puzzles like the beastial edict did to teach them the first steps of cultivation (Intellect/ Creativity Challenge DC variable (Higher result = better outcome) >>6205652 We do not have several years of time to spend getting any of our disciples up to Core Formation, we only have a few months.
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>>6206024 We absolutely can get Lian to CF capabilities do to her traits, dogged disciple, star pupil and little tiger.
Fu, I think can probably skip the last 3 stages with a mega good roll from us. Meditate near gods blood for his Yang, The ghostly skull for his Yin, come on people.
But yeah, I still value our own evolution first.
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>>6206041 It took us, Huanliuxue, several years to break through and skip the core formation stage altogether from foundation establishment, and many years for us to break through from qi condensation to foundation establishment.
Where is this confidence sourced from? It normally takes several decades to centuries for a decent qi refinement, and we're skipping quite a lot of time already because we're ridiculous, but even such ridiculousness has limits.
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>>6206044 It takes Fu, who is tier 6 foundation Establishment, 3 levels to get to tier 9 and then break through to be a core formation expert.
He is the closest to manage it. We push shit? With our elite teacher bonuses and a big roll and all our resources which are absolutely fit for purpose? We can probably push him across the line.
Where is my confidence in Luli and Qiang actually? Their traits. Emperor killer and little tiger where they explicitly say they can fight above their realm strength.
At current they are FE for Qiang and QC for Lian and can thusly determine that Qiang can assassinate anyone at their level, and Lian is fighting at a level of FE. Her foundation is also super secure and she is liable to move multiple levels once she breaks through. And once she does, her FE having ass would be fighting about on par with someone an entire realm above them.
Battle power is important in a war context.
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>>6206044 Also it takes an orthodox cultivator a decade to reach FE.
This is absolutely artifical because they take zero risks.
We did it in a year.
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>>6205606 >By creating a type of training specialized for young children, inventing games and puzzles like the beastial edict did to teach them the first steps of cultivation (Intellect/ Creativity Challenge DC variable (Higher result = better outcome) We can add this to our religion's boy/girl/beast scouts thing for kids later. Make it so part of the faith is widespread attempt at spreading the dao.
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>>6206136 >>6206138 Being able to fight at a realm higher does not equivalate to being able to break through to that realm. Having some techniques that are never-before-seen, gives any of them the edge. Their techniques are still a realm below where they can punch, but their overall strength allows them to have those traits.
Cultivation requires a good amount of understanding of their own path, lots of qi, and lots of time to integrate that qi into their meridians/physique, and become accustomed to it.
Rushing it is how you get broken cultivation bases and horribly crippled disciples.
And like I said, we're ridiculous. Even if our disciples are also ridiculous they're not up to that level, and going from qi condensation to foundation establishment is literally leagues easier than foundation establishment to core formation.
Inter-stage cultivation is incredibly difficult, from foundation establishment 1 to 2 is far less a challenge than from 2-3, and so on, so going from stage 6 to stage 7 is exponentially harder than from 5-6, and when you add in two other stages, it's just unfeasable.
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>>6206155 I really don't think you are reading what I am writing my fellow.
I am certain that we can get Fu to break through. It would be dangerious, or it would require a supreme effort. But we can do it. I'm certain of that. It's my confidence that we can train him and have the resources to speed him along. His foundation is solid and his years in FE means he isn't rushing up the ranks.
Now LIAN LULI, our little mini Huan, Is as ridiculous as we are. But she won't make it to CF in time, she just can't surmount an entire realm in time. But she could reach mid stage FE, and in result, be uncontested in her stage. And that's perfect.
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>>6205606 >By creating a type of training specialized for young children, inventing games and puzzles like the beastial edict did to teach them the first steps of cultivation (Intellect/ Creativity Challenge DC variable (Higher result = better outcome) >>6205652 I am once again suggesting to send a small team with the old map of Chuan we've had for a hot minute to see what materials and treasures we can scrounge up.
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>>6206379 I'm willing to send some of the kids. After all, could be an inheritance.
Let our kids have the shot. But we can take second pick of the spoils.
STILL
I maintain that the best way to directly increase our power is evolution
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>>6206394 I agree with evolution being possibly the best way to directly increase power, its because of that I've been wanting to go for qi sources and more spirit veins before evoloving to make sure our possible evolution choices. are as powerful as possible.
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>>6206394 >I maintain that the best way to directly increase our power is evolution No, it is of course refining our Carmine Mysticism with divine blood. A ready-made boost that we would just have to take. Imagine the number of innocent lives we could have safed by just using it earlier.
The next best strength boost might be spiritual cultivaton. Evolutions arent all that strong, even though the two undeath-themed ones were interesting. I'd even wager these are the two who would have beend compatible in the two-for-one deal that we missed: blood-based (ghoulification) and ghost-based (lichdom) undeath would have been a similar unification as our bloody and ghostly Dao.
We already have two of evolutions and they each gave us a moderate boost. A further speed-boosting technique or some fundamental barrier training might arguably give a similar strenght boost.
We also might gleam deep insights into the nature of our own grudges if we went hunting a certain stone statue. Can Huan channel her own grudge? Will it turn us into a purer version of ourselves?
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>>6207230 >Can Huan channel her own grudge? >Can I think my own thoughts? My guy, please. lmao
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>>6207230 We didn't take the divine blood because it wasn't safe either with its DC. That divine blood isn't saving anyone when its tearing us from the inside. Also asa beast, especially one with primordial beast essence + blood, there is nothing that would better allow us to make use of all of our abilities then by becoming an existence DEFINED by them.
ex: we are currently a large cat that can use blood,beast,cosmic,ghost powers
vs
ex: we are an eldritch monster cat that is a source of the blood, beast, cosmic, ghost powers pumping through its similiarly aligned spirit veins.
not a small difference. If we were to evolve rn I wouldn't the ling elder above us.
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>>6207230 You are right and wrong.
The blood is going to massively rocket us up carmine.mysticsm. . At a dc 180. And if we fail, then we get a wound. Like the hungry ghost curse was a wound, that's gonna be a pain in the ass to deal with.
I also reject the notion of "moderate strength boosts", each evolution thus far has given us a noticeable boost in strength PLUS a peek that mere strength doesn't equate too.
Authority of all cats and control of the moon/luck.
Next I want fire immunity and flame cancelling perk, Which LETS SEE THE LING BITCH USE THEIR FIRE ON US THEN.
It is quite niche, I grant you, making us immense to a fifth of the basic elements. But our enemy is a specialist in fire, it will put them at a severe disadvantage.
And for speed? Forget speed boosting, focus on cosmic qi for teleportation.
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>>6207272 >We didn't take the divine blood because it wasn't safe either with its DC. >>6207354 >At a dc 180. And if we fail, then we get a wound. Like the hungry ghost curse was a wound, that's gonna be a pain in the ass to deal with. The Spectre Starvation curse was not a mere wound, it was agrievous wound. Further, the whole interaction that lead to the Starvation had a pronounced, beneficial outcome: we gained a powerful ally, overcame the curse, farmed some strong cultivation materials (some of which we granted as a favour to an allied sect) and learned insights into a new technique. This is not a horror scenario!
Compare this to being too weak to protect a huge amount of innocents (children included), as happened when the Snowman devastated a whole region. We gained back the remnants of our sister's corpse and a nice Primordial Qi producing tree in a nearby town from this story arc - an underwhelming strength boost for our sect in view of the civillian losses. (Also: I am even thankful about Monu doing what was necessary in these dire times even if that meant temporarily allying with the Ogress. This - even though it was nasty and lead to tensions in the sect - probably saved a lot of innocent lives.)
Regarding evolutions: we should not cripple ourselves permanently by putting short term benefits (fire immunity) over long term consistency with our Dao and Physical Cultivation. Our Dao is Blood and Grudge themed, while our Physical Cultivation method, Carmine Mysticism is Vampirism/Blood themed. These two fit together and result in synergies. We should chose evolutions based on furthering these synergies and not on countering aspects of the next enemy. Additionally, I wouldnt bet my money on the fire immunity applying to spirit-searing fire and also not on the next enemy being a one-trick(element)-pony. High level cultivators of course have one or two aces up their sleeves.
However, I think we agree that now is not the time to push for the next level of Qi cultivation - even though we might soonish be able to achieve this. It would render us helpless and depended on defense from our sect while meditating and facing the next tribulation. Our sect needs more Golden Core cultivators in order to handle this (important side quest: find/create a strong poison in order to help Monu with her cultivation).
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Ending and tallying the vote now. By creating a type of training specialized for young children, inventing games and puzzles like the beastial edict did to teach them the first steps of cultivation: 7 Everyone vote for making a type of specialized training suited for young children to learn the first steps on Cultivation, so that is what you'll do. Update will arrive shortly
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 04 Mar 2025 06:32:21 No. 6207450 Report Usually, young children aren't accepted into Cultivation Sects unless they're born into it or related to one of the members, ordinarily through descent of some family they left behind in the mundane world of mortals and taxes. And when they're taught, they're taught like any other disciple of the temple, or told to practice some foundational martial arts and meditations until they're considered old enough to be taught how to absorb and refine Qi within their meridians. Which is foolish. Kids learn quickly. Just look at Luli for example, she's young, especially for a cultivator and the rapidity of her personal refinement and cultivation is only surpassed by your own or maybe Baifenchi. She's an incredible talent, a prodigy only beneath yourself, the sort prodigy who appears once in ten generations. And really little kids like the Jade Rabbits, would especially be turned away and told to wait a few years until they're being taught. Which is a waste, and utter waste. Sure, the basic principles of cultivating spiritual energy would be beyond most children, but they don't need to understand it completely or be able to explain and give a lecture about how they gather Qi and what benefits and treasures it brings them. Sure anything beyond the first steps of cultivation, the breathing exercises and awakening of the spiritual sense and opening of the meridians, would require close supervision so they don't do anything too dangerous, but they could easily be taught how to gather, condense and refine Qi. Its just that most cultivators don't think to treat and teach them like children and since kids can't exactly handle the sort of training and lessons that are given when someone is properly inducted into the world of cultivation, they just don't try to show them and teach them how to cultivate in a way that could be understood by a child. And every magical beast in your sect was basically as naive and ignorant as a child when you found them, and so were you. And they caught on and matured quickly and came to understand the world around them so well they can take on a human form. The moon rabbits do that naturally, so surely, they can be taught how to cultivate. You just have to create a new type of training that works for kids as young as they are, that could even teach a toddler how to cultivate. And your ancestors left you a guide! The Bestial Edict to Attain a Human form! You won't use the exact same riddles, puzzles and lessons it used to help gently urge magical beasts towards their second awakening and help them to understand and deepen their intellect, but you will take inspiration from them in creating new games and fun puzzles that'll, like the edict does, gradually introduce concepts in a form that they can understand so they'll be gently shown how to cultivate. And have a lot of fun while doing so. "Tuzi-er" You purr "Mama's got a lot of new, fun games she wants to show you and your siblings...<span class="mu-s"> Cont</span>
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 04 Mar 2025 06:33:22 No. 6207451 Report >>6207450 <span class="mu-s"> Roll 2d100. Best out of 5. Higher result = Better outcome </span>
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>>6207428 Yeah I think we should break into some of treasure to boost our students as much as possible
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Rolled 100, 68 = 168 (2d100) >>6207450 >>6207451 Anonymous
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Rolled 58, 63 = 121 (2d100) >>6207451 I will roll a 132 sum
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Rolled 43, 93 = 136 (2d100) >>6207451 Anonymous
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>>6207428 The wound was still a pain in the ass and had a distinctly negative effect until healed. Something we don't want while facing a cultivator a realm higher.
Ling has other tricks, including primordial beast essence and the dagger, but just wholesale noselling his primary element is still a massive edge since it forces him into using those tricks from the beginning.
Also re; soul killing fire. I'd bet it does. And if it doesn't, dead heat Qi
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Are we allowed to double roll in this quest?
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Rolled 72, 96 = 168 (2d100) >>6207451 Anonymous
>>6207467 To speed up an hours delay, yes
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Rolled 72, 4 = 76 (2d100) >>6207451 >>6207472 In that case here is my second roll
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>>6207471 >>6207473 This is a bit like poetry.
>>6207453 But this is a crit too.
These bunnies gonna learn.
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>>6207453 >>6207471 168 + a critical success! A truly heaven's defying success! Huan once again turns the blue sea into mulberry fields and shatters the void!
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 04 Mar 2025 09:57:42 No. 6207500 Report Each of the rabbits has different interests, like all children, and thus like different games. Tuzi might wrestle with the more rowdy Yewushi or Jingnan, but you can't expect Mao Yen or Xinrenhun to join in on their play fighting willingly. Similarly, Xingfu Yongqi finds Xinrenhun's favorite game of cloud watching to be far too boring to partake in. And you can provide examples for everyone of these adorable little bunnies. Kids need to be entertained and kept busy, but you can't toss a rubber ball down and expect them all to play the same game or even pay attention it. Yuyi's litter for example prefer to play "Tug on poor Huan's ears and tail" and will home in and attack and grab on with their surprisingly strong little hands, before they'd ever pay any mind to a ball of any kind, even one made of the finest silk spun into a yarn. So the key to these lessons disguised as new, fun games, is to make sure that there is a play hiding every teaching that can be enjoyed by and hold the attention of any child in the wide, vast world beneath the heavens. Now for any other cultivator, daoist, girl or noble to actually achieve this lofty goal of hiding lectures and learning in as many games as exist in the world or have yet to be dreamt up by some children rough housing and finding a new toy. would take years and perhaps expend much of their lifespan and worldly possessions to figure out what games which children will enjoy and how to slip in something as profound as cultivation methods and foundational skills into them while still keeping the game fun and easily understood by even the smallest of children. But you are not most people! You are you! The great Huanliuxue who is worshipped across Chuan as the guardian spirit and protector of all children in the world. You love children, more than anything in the world. You delight in their innocent smiles and bright cheerful eyes. And loving children means you also understand and know that curious thoughts buzzing around in their heads. So an effort of a lifetime, is reduced to that of a day, since you simply see what works and what doesn't as you play with the six rabbits and introduce them to the new games and change the rules of them to tweak them and make them fun. Sure it'll take a few more kids to really have a comprehensive list of every kid's game that can be used to teach cultivation, but you enjoy playing with kids so that won't take long at all. Of course, since children, especially Moon Rabbits freshly fed moon dew, rarely like to sit still, you have to get clever to teach them their breathing exercises, but you figure out that playing a strict game of follow the leader and dealing goofy punishments to yourself for the slightest of mistakes, convinces them to sit down and mimic the first breathing exercise monu taught you. And dying some paper slips and infusing them with Qi, helps nurture there still sealed spiritual senses. Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 04 Mar 2025 09:58:43 No. 6207501 Report >>6207500 and tickling and poking them after catching them in a game of run, allows you to help their bodies purge blockages of their meridians and trace their really bizarre looking spiritual roots. And those are just the first three steps of cultivation, testing for potential, learning how to properly meditate and honing your spiritual sense to find Qi to draw into your languid meridians.
And by playing a game of precise tag, you show the six kids where the eight extraordinary and twelve principle meridians lay by making them have to touch the spots on the body where they're located beneath. Focusing, like Monu did when she was teaching you, on the Governing Vessel and Conception Vessel and the closed loop they form a complete circuit connecting at the upper Dantian at the head, the governing vessel running down the spine from the lower dantian and the conception vessel doing the same from the front.
And its with a rolling down the hill game that you managed to get the rabbits to start, clumsily and crudely, circulating the Qi already present in their bodies through and between the governing and conception vessels. And living on the moon and eating almost nothing but its dew, they have much more than a cups worth of lunar cosmic qi clogging their meridians. Its muddy and needs purifying, but its more than any human child of their age could hope to have. Then, giving them sticks and straw dolls made to look like them, and giving them each the task to poke and proud the other's straw copy to play a game of pretend sword fighting were no one could get hurt, and with some dramatic acting on your part and plenty of breaks for snacks and the game of "copy Mama as she meditates", and telling them to remember how it felt when they first learned how to breathe air, you play these games and many others until you notice the Qi moving through their key meridians at a sluggish pace
And can tell from how they're acting that all six of them are sensing their Qi moving through their bodies, and you explain it is just something that happens when you breath in the air of earth correctly. And after you've convinced Yewushi to stop holding his breath, not that he needs to breath, and seeing how quickly they caught on by just having fun and tromping around with you, you see if you couldn't show them games that'd increase their awareness and help improve the flow of their Qi
Games like swimming and trying to catch leaves in water, or hopping between lily pads or having warmed sand poured over there heads or trying to see what shapes form from the smoke of incense sticks or watching Mama cut her wrists and guessing the shape the blood spray will make....you don't play that last one with Mao Yen, and instead use vases full of water dyed with ink that you smash to the floor, much to the displeasure of the maids in your employ.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 04 Mar 2025 09:59:44 No. 6207502 Report >>6207501 Or drawing on them to show them the "little rivers" in their body while they pretend to be giants stomping through a valley and trying to kick over the others sand castles.
And amazingly, in one day, they manage to breakthrough that initial bottleneck of opening the gates of their meridians and mapping out the flow of their Qi through them, and the moment they awaken their sixth and spiritual sense, that took you a few days of practicing and learning Qi circulation to awaken, they react the same as your younger self did. With the fog lifting from their five senses, their bodies feeling lighter and the world appearing more colorful and vibrant, while the scents and tastes in the air become more vivid and gain new depth and all the textures and sensations of the world and all its things suddenly feel deeper and more interesting, the six of them...well they cause havoc running around, with more energy than any little bunny or kid should have as they are thrilled by how bright and colorful the world they were already amazed by it being more than the grey of their lunar homeland has become
And it is hilarious seeing them realize they can faintly sense Qi and sense and scan their immediate surroundings surroundings. And with a challenge on who can make the funniest faces, you excitedly guide them through their first Qi refinement. And it delights you to see their eyes pop open as they feel the initial rush of power and the nearly divine sensation of freshly refined Qi flowing through, clearing and expelling the languid and cloudy Qi clogging their meridians, bolstering them in body, mind and spirit alike.
And because they live on the moon, eat spiritual potent moon dew, and are being taught by a living geyser of blood qi and primordial beast essence, their first cultivation produces, from the Qi they gathered, refined and condensed through your long day of play could more than wet the bottom of a cup. Cultivating, even clumsily and without intending to, with rich Qi surrounding them and the lunar treasure they were born with, and with your genius specialized training to keep them relaxed and at ease by playing with them for hours and tiring them out, is supremely effective. Your understanding of children and their nature and the dao and Spiritual energy, has allowed you to create a shockingly effective, early form of an initial, training wheels cultivation method.
They'd still need more training to be truly called cultivators and learn how to harness and wield the Qi inside their little bodies effectively.
But they've completed the initial steps of cultivation, opening their meridians, learning qi circulation,awakening their spiritual sense and refining the first Qi they've brought into their meridians as well as the innate amount they came into the world bearing, all in one day. A few hours. As long as it takes to cook a meal or for kids to finish a playdate.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 04 Mar 2025 10:00:45 No. 6207503 Report >>6207502 This might just be revolutionary! It has to be! Because, with the Qi they've already refined, their newly formed cultivation bases are fuller and of far higher quality than a novice cultivator who had just been shown the ropes and guided through the steps plainly and not through about a hundred and eight different games. These little bunnies are going to have one hell of an advantage and leg up over their peers once they start learning actual techniques and spells, and could probably cost off on this children's cultivation for quite awhile before needing to pick a primary method or law later in life.
And while they've filled more of their cup just from being taught by you and being born and living on the moon, they'll still need to play these games and practice before they progress enough to be considered to have entered the Qi condensation stage. But all the effort they'll need to put in is sleep well, play happily and eat their favorite foods. You've given these bunnies a golden finger that'd make any young cultivator jealous. Who wouldn't want to cultivate while playing games and messing around?
What a genius you are! And while this will help the rabbits be able to fend for themselves quicker, introducing their revolutionary training technique will improve your already fantastic reputation! Starting your disciples training from early childhood would be one hell of a boon for any master and sect!
Hmm. Maybe you should keep playing with them, see if you could make them rise through a few ranks of Qi condensation and teach them some fun spells or martial arts even kids could handle and....
"Ao" You say, as you notice the happily running around bunny eared children suddenly stiffen and flop to their sides, playing dead "Why are you interrupting us? Playing with these cute little bunnies is very important, you evil bastard! Stop scaring them with your malovlent aura"
"You've taught them to cultivate? in a single day and by messing around with them like you were their older sister or a baby sitter, or a particularly spry nanny? As expect of Lady Huan! You're so full of surprises, my master. To think such an innovative technique had yet to be discovered before you took it upon yourself to invent a method to effectivelyteach little children how to cultivate. Truly astonishing. And I mean that" Ao begins to ramble and rave excitedly as he picks up the stiff Yewushi, who sticks their tongue out and hangs their head, trying to convince the scary ghost he's dead "it is truly inspired, turning games in a teaching tool and translating the basic processes of cultivation into their rules, knowing kids don't often break the rules of a game while they're playing with a trusted and greatly loved adult. I don't know if this speaks more of your quality as a teacher, or of a mother"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 04 Mar 2025 10:01:47 No. 6207505 Report >>6207503 "Ao, don't think complimenting me will make me any less mad at you for scaring the babies. I know I'm incredible and an amazing genius already" You huff and pout "Why've you come barging in huh? We were having so much fun before you scared them all, you ethereal..."
"Oh, the old gods new students have requested to fight you in an exhibition match, the supreme deity caught me spying. And it really is...infuriating to know the heavens that crushed me under a mountain weren't even headed by the legendary five colors emperor, and the man himself seemed almost impressed by how cutthroat my own cultivation was. It really does piss me off to see how much of my own beliefs aren't offensive to that dusty old..." He rambles, face contorting into a draconic grimace as his ghostly grudge of...well being squashed with a literal mountain resurface "Anyways, before I get lost in a tangent about how much it irks me that I actually find myself growing fond of a god, after spitting in their eyes all my mortal life...the five he took on, have asked, as I said, to fight you in the arena"
"Why?" You ask simply
"Not to kill you, they're scared of you and me, apparently my worthy rival used to tell them horror stories of my many wicked deeds in life and how hard it was to truly put me down" He explains happily "I think they simply want to fight you. I can understand that, remember the thrill of our fight? Meeting some as strong or stronger than invigorates ones fighting instincts, no? Also, they mentioned something about the head martial god, the hero who buried my ambitions and...well crushed me under a mountain. You wouldn't have happened to have me them during your trip through the celestial realm..."
What do you do, Huanliuxue?
>Angrily chase Ao away and continue playing with and dotting on the rabbit children >Agree to fight the five gods, just for the thrill of pummeling *former* gods >Tell Ao it'll be a two on five, since you can't deny him the pleasure of a good fight >Tell Ao to tell the gods they need to earn the right to face you, in the contests, no skipping in line >"Well, I was taken to his manor and saw a great fat hippo dressed in fine silks with a fine sword strapped to his belt and a great, food flecked and wine soaked beard stuck to his red cheeks..." >Write in Anonymous
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>>6207505 >Tell ao they need to earn the right, no skipping the line >But if they manage it, let's make it 5 vs 2. Who the fuck do they think they are? Not even old five colours gets to boss us around!
And I kinda want to increase our teamwork with Ao.
>Well I saw a fat hippo Anonymous
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>>6207505 >>"Well, I was taken to his manor and saw a great fat hippo dressed in fine silks with a fine sword strapped to his belt and a great, food flecked and wine soaked beard stuck to his red cheeks..." Ao, I think your rival is lost without you.
>Agree to fight the five gods, just for the thrill of pummeling *former* gods As much as I want to make it a date with our dead pal, I also want to keep him in the back pocket for when we fight the Ling.
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>>6207505 >"Well, I was taken to his manor and saw a great fat hippo dressed in fine silks with a fine sword strapped to his belt and a great, food flecked and wine soaked beard stuck to his red cheeks..." >Agree to fight the five gods, just for the thrill of pummeling *former* gods I wonder how powerful their blood still is.
Also I'm sure we can make make a powerful poison for Monu with spiderdemon venom, other venoms from hell, venom from the Gege's children, Luli's mushrooms, rotten demon/monster organs, some plants from our grove some failed creations from the alchemy tests and maybe even a ghost and grudge energy
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>>6207505 >>"Well, I was taken to his manor and saw a great fat hippo dressed in fine silks with a fine sword strapped to his belt and a great, food flecked and wine soaked beard stuck to his red cheeks..." I wonder if will he laugh at the state of the heavens or mourn the loss of his greatest rival.
>Tell Ao to tell the gods they need to earn the right to face you, in the contests, no skipping in line This tournament is already the perfect place to get GC vs GC level experience without needing to explore the land or hell, but they’re gonna follow our schedule.
>>6207511 We also have our Sinner Bone Centipede Gu that was never used outside of failing to use it in the middle of a fight. That’s an easy source we naturally produce and can now finally offer her after being busy with like 5 sidequests
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>>6207505 >>Tell Ao to tell the gods they need to earn the right to face you, in the contests, no skipping in line fair is fair, they were gods in the eyes of heaven, they have not earned such rights here.
>"Well, I was taken to his manor and saw a great fat hippo dressed in fine silks with a fine sword strapped to his belt and a great, food flecked and wine soaked beard stuck to his red cheeks..." Anonymous
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>>6207505 >>Agree to fight the five gods, just for the thrill of pummeling *former* gods Anonymous
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>>6207549 True, based on our treasures and techniques I also have some ideas on how to best help some of our students improve/evolve.
For Luli give her the core of plant monster.
Teach Quiang Vien Hunting eye and Baifenchi how to use cat's Court: Dancing across the border between life and death, Severing of the Eternal soul and Mortal vessel! and Secret Art: Red Dust Revival.
Have Renshu and Roulan use their alchemy and carmine mysticsim to make pill form the blood of the fallen gods and Humming Vines for Houmogui and teach all three blood refinement.
Use for the aforementioned for both Momu and Canlan.
Give Senlin Zheren the Qilin antlers, the polished dragon turtle shell to Chuandapo and the giant snake fangs to Yujijiao.
Give one of the two Fire body stabilizers to Huli and have our alchemists study the other one so we can those pills against the Ling bitch. Also give him the orange Sunburst poppies and plant their seeds in our grove
Have our exorcists demon slayers and demons join the trip to the yellow springs
Have Fu, Bo, Wang and Jiangliehuo spar as much as possible.
Send Feiqin and Huli to the forge, Feiqin to craft, Huli to absorb the heat
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>>6207549 True, based on our treasures and techniques I also have some ideas on how to best help some of our students improve/evolve.
For Luli give her the core of plant monster.
Teach Quiang Vien Hunting eye and Baifenchi how to use cat's Court: Dancing across the border between life and death, Severing of the Eternal soul and Mortal vessel! and Secret Art: Red Dust Revival.
Have Renshu and Roulan use their alchemy and carmine mysticsim to make pilsl from the blood of the fallen gods and Humming Vines for Houmogui and teach all three blood refinement.
Use the aforementioned poison for both Momu and Canlan.
Give Senlin Zheren the Qilin antlers, the polished dragon turtle shell to Chuandapo and the giant snake fangs to Yujijiao.
Give one of the two Fire body stabilizers to Huli and have our alchemists study the other one so we can those pills against the Ling bitch. Also give him the orange Sunburst poppies and plant their seeds in our grove
Have our exorcists demon slayers and demons join the trip to the yellow springs
Have Fu, Bo, Wang and Jiangliehuo spar as much as possible.
Send Feiqin and Huli to the forge, Feiqin to craft, Huli to absorb the heat
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>>6207505 >Tell Ao to tell the gods they need to earn the right to face you, in the contests, no skipping in line >"Well, I was taken to his manor and saw a great fat hippo dressed in fine silks with a fine sword strapped to his belt and a great, food flecked and wine soaked beard stuck to his red cheeks..." Anonymous
>>6207770 I wouldn't let the twins get their hands on the god blood. Higher tier crafting materials require higher tier crafters. Otherwise they cannot fully utilize the material and draw out its latent power. Like giving an autohammer to an inexperienced smith, he'll probably muck it up somehow.
I'd also caution about bringing demons on the trip to the yellow springs. Because the big guy and his people are going to be very trigger happy. And because I sincerely doubt the dude in charge of hell would allow us to get away with it. It's one thing to go on field trips with mortals, it's another to basically do fence hopping with criminals in their jail.
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>>6208148 I'm not giving them the drops we got on our trip to the heavens but some blood from our newest sect members the fallen gods
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>>6208186 >our newest sect members the fallen gods They're going with Five Colors Grampa.
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I thought it was the end for a second there
>>6207770 I still want to experiment with having Fu take on Xiongji's grudge to see what monster would come out once he can handle it.
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>>6207505 >>Tell Ao it'll be a two on five, since you can't deny him the pleasure of a good fight We want their blood. If only a few drops. Maybe it can be used to prepare our Carmine Mysticism for the great deed of consuming the truly divine blood?
We can also try imitating Fu's cultivation by channeling Ao. When he enters our body, it will be gruesomely romantic.
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Ending and tallying the vote now Tell Ao to tell the gods they need to earn the right to face you, in the contests, no skipping in line:4 "Well, I was taken to his manor and saw a great fat hippo dressed in fine silks with a fine sword strapped to his belt and a great, food flecked and wine soaked beard stuck to his red cheeks...":4 Agree to fight the five gods, just for the thrill of pummeling *former* gods:3 Tell Ao it'll be a two on five, since you can't deny him the pleasure of a good fight:1 So the gods will have to earn the right to fight you in the golden core tier of the tournament, and you'll tell Ao about the current shape of his former rival Update will arrive shortly
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"Well, they'll have to learn their manners and uphold proper etiquette for this tournament. I am the host and the greatest challenge, they'll all have to earn the right to fight me when we reach the Golden Core bracket, no skipping in line or weighing the contests just so they can have the satisfaction of fighting the great me" You answer smugly, tenting your hands and grinning as Ao nods along, clearly impatient "Yes, yes, very good, I'm sure the god on earth will inform them of the behavior and expected courtesies of participating in a martial tournament" He drolly responded, rolling his red black eyes as he advance to you "But, more importantly, did you happen to have a chance encounter the man who was my sole rival in life, while you were causing mischief in the nine heavens? I saw him ascend, with the last breathes of my mortal life, and only he has held the epithet of the red star general. Now I admit, I am still ignorant of this era of weaklings and dabblers, but I am certain he is now worshipped as the foremost martial god, and is the leader the five former divinities mentioned with trembling voices and knees. I am simply curious, of what he has gotten up to up there, after leaving my crushed corpse imprisoned and sealed along with my willful soul" Ao was either going to die laughing or be driven into a truly incandescent rage when he heard about the current state and er, shape of his honored rival. "Well, I was taken to his manor" You begin and he smiles ear to ear, curls of teal smoke and flame peeling from his lips as his teeth lengthen into fangs and ghostly scales sprout across his cheeks and neckline "Yes yes" He says excitedly "So indeed he is the man who halted my ambitions and managed to best me in mortal combat, go on, please go on, my master" "And I saw a great fat hippo" You say bluntly, deciding not to play around with your friends expectations, hopes or dreams "dressed in fine celestial silks and pearls, with a fine sword strapped to his belt and a great, food flecked and wine soaked beard stuck to his red cheeks" Ao blinks and tilts his head to the side "Ah, ah, I see, you must be mistaken, the heavens are not for mortal eyes or knowing, surely that could not be the same farm boy who rose so quickly and fought against me at the peak of my power so valiantly and selflessly" He deludes himself, shaking his head and hand "Perhaps the former head martial deity or some form of monstrously spoiled heavenly beast, Red star was a mountain of a man, savage as bear sure but strong in arm as he was stalwart in heart. The real folk hero made manifest, the sort of ideal those who care more about if an act is righteously done or if a decision made is morally agreeable than they are of the results or power that is won through it, he can't..." Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 07 Mar 2025 17:50:08 No. 6209123 Report "No. It was him. I even saw his daughter, they wed him to a rain goddess, apparently. And he had to be the head honcho of the martial gods, since i saw him when he was dragging around a guardian deity so fierce he lopped off both of my arms, who faintly remembered the day my kind were branded as demons like he were a broken doll. Stop running away from reality, like a half crazed ghost, sure that is an accurate description of might Aodasheng, but it isn't a flattering look my friend and shield" You say sweetly, patting him on the shoulder as his already partially draconic look distorts and becomes half made of ethereal fire and several glaring eyes that glowed like dying embers and snarling gnashing mouths full of fangs. "He was austere and temperate, he didn't indulge and become stupid off of drink, nor did he lust after fairies and jade beauties. He was a man of commitment, focus and drive, I began my invasion of what is now Chuan, when he was not even a cultivator and he was so talented and diligent in his cultivation, he became my equal in a few short years and he stalled and eventually ended by conquest before I reached the sea" He says, in a few dozen voices as he forces a genial smile on his face "He and the fat blob of god cannot...I refuse to believe he could have fallen so far and become victim to luxury and vice, to have allowed himself to...to have let himself go so far he...You must be mistaken, you have to be Huan, how could the man who overcame the heavenly restriction of immortality, have becomes some blubbery pig. Ah! It must be that your views as a cat, mislead you of who was in charge of the manor, perhaps it was a domestic god of cooks and feasts who..." "There were a lot of fatties struggling to fit in their armor, they were having a feast when I was brought in if I remember. Only the junior martial gods were anything approaching slim and fit, and even they were utter simpletons" you say, smiling as Ao's ghostly form distorts and becomes truly monstrous, an serpentine affront to dragons, skeletal and wretched with his unique shade of fire and covered in rage filled, demonic eyes along its spines and great scything talons and temple shattering tail "They thought I was goddess, for instance, but the big tub of lard was still frighteningly strong. He pummeled a guardian deity older than himself, and threw down at least five gods and stripped them of their divinity in a tantrum" "No...nonono NO!" Ao rages "My rival, the only man I deemed deserving of being my rival, who despite being a self righteous twit managed to match my cultivation without boundaries or restrictions! The strong hero who matched and surpassed my own progress while holding himself back to the inoffensive and ordained methods and techniques of the world! The one who killed me and condemned me and my loyal soldiers to centuries of confinement and madness! Cannot have become a fat brained moron stuffing his face and drinking himself numb to the world!" Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 07 Mar 2025 17:51:09 No. 6209125 Report >>6209123 "Well" You begin
"It simply cannot be! My era was one of the strong, the talented, the vile and the monstrous! Cultivators didn't fear experimentation as much nor curb their own development by only practicing safe and easy methods! And I was the peak of this world! The mightiest! The most wicked! The famous and infamous Aodasheng, the dragon soul, the tomb conqueror, the heaven defying! I fought and killed the others could claim the title of peerless beneath the heavens, I devoured the essence of dragons! I stole from the tombs of divine descendants and lead an army unmatched in history against the order of the celestial realm!" He roars, coiling around and growing in size and grotesqueness, furious "And yet i was overcome, by a prodigy like yourself! Who saw my acts as unjust and evil and rose as a hero to counter me, and actually managed it! Without the direct backing of the heavens until our final confrontation! He was the tiger to my dragon and he...HE WOULD NOT GROW FAT AND INDOLENT AND FORGET HIMSELF! He was my one equal! The only man who understood what it meant to cultivate, who like you knew the only limits were his own, and still surpassed me despite refusing so many easy avenues to power! Why!? Who could have driven him to such a mockery of himself! Lie! You lie! LIE LIE!"
He really isn't taking this well. He's about to go berserk like ghosts tend to do, and he is the strongest ghost walking around unsealed and uncontained in the world. Probably. A calamity class spirit. A soul so powerful and malevolent the gods themselves locked him away to prevent him from wandering around as a vengeful specter, an embodiment of death
"A fat hippo! That is my rival! A bloated ball of grease and stretch marks stomping and wobbling around, bragging about beating the great dragon hunter, the king of malevolence, the seeker of secrets, the keeper of ancient mysteries!?!" He shrieks, and your eyes boggle as a beam of bright blue light rips from one the dragon skulls he is ranting out of, as you hold the trembling moon rabbits, bundled up in your arms, shielding them from his aura and thrashing with your own cultivation halo.
He is going to destroy the building your in, if he's allowed to continue. And probably go on a rampage. Kill a...well a lot of people. And that is something you can't let happen. He's already frightened the poor bunnies with his tantrum, and it'd be your fault if he goes berserk and causes a bloodbath.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 07 Mar 2025 17:52:10 No. 6209127 Report >>6209125 What do you do to Calm Ao down, Huanliuxue
>"Well, you and I will just have to march up there and whip him back into shape, won't we" >Quickly open a portal to hell and drag Ao through it. The demons can deal with him, and he can cool off in the waters of the yellow spring. >"Ao, it doesn't reflect poorly on you, if anything, its proof you picked a good rival. Cause I am almost certain the five wise immortal sages have been spoiling the heavens, and he must be a victim of their coddling..." >Send him to the moon, away from the habitat of the jade rabbits, to rampage to his black heart's content >Write in Anonymous
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>>6209127 Don't listen to miss Sun, Ao!
>"Ao, it doesn't reflect poorly on you, if anything, its proof you picked a good rival. Cause I am almost certain the five wise immortal sages have been spoiling the heavens, and he must be a victim of their coddling..." Anonymous
>>6209127 This is prime realestate grudge.
>Good Ao, again! the five Sage bastards have stolen our rightful cultivation and place again! We will ascend soon and supercede the levels until we draw your rival out and force him to remember who he once was, Until he cannot embarrass you anymore! Now focus on that hate and compress it to a grudge, we will satiate it when I ascend. If he doesn't calm down, throw him to the hills.
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>>6209127 >"Ao, it doesn't reflect poorly on you, if anything, its proof you picked a good rival. Cause I am almost certain the five wise immortal sages have been spoiling the heavens, and he must be a victim of their coddling..." Anonymous
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Surely the corrupt five "wise" immortal sages wouldn't intentionally turn those with talent to vice-ridden fools out of fear of losing their position to righteous and powerful deities who would seek to right the imbalances in the heavens. Surely.
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>>6209127 Poor Ao, he's hit the second stage of grief.
>"Ao, it doesn't reflect poorly on you, if anything, its proof you picked a good rival. Cause I am almost certain the five wise immortal sages have been spoiling the heavens, and he must be a victim of their coddling..." >"Well, you and I will just have to march up there and whip him back into shape, won't we" honestly these two pair up really well, his rival has been corrupted so it's his duty to force him to remember who he was.
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>>6209127 >Hold his hands and look him in the eyes. Taking in his yin qi so it doesn't kill alot of people. >"Ao, my good friend. Do not lose yourself. Even if the fat pig has forgotten himself, you haven't. Remember this rage for we'll go to heaven together once we become immortals and beat his pig headed head in. Please my dear Ao, temper your anger into a fine sword and sheath it for the day that'll come." Anonymous
>>6209127 >>Write in >Consume his grudge We want to be able to channel him, especially in the upcoming fight
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>>6209477 Consuming grudge energy is a great idea to take the edge off.
>>6209183 I'll add it to mine here. I want him to harden his grudge but he needs to focus.
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>>6209477 support actually.
This is literally our bread and butter
>>6209205 I think this was me so changing vote.
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Honestly, I don’t understand why he is so surprised by this outcome. After all, leave a sword unattended and uncared for a long time and don’t be surprised when it rusts and decays to the point of uselessness. Without an opponent to hone himself against, the decay of the god of war to said state is an inevitability.
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>>6209127 >>Quickly open a portal to hell and drag Ao through it. The demons can deal with him, and he can cool off in the waters of the yellow spring. Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q
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Ending and tallying the vote now. Sorry for vanishing over the weekend, juniors "Ao, it doesn't reflect poorly on you, if anything, its proof you picked a good rival. Cause I am almost certain the five wise immortal sages have been spoiling the heavens, and he must be a victim of their coddling...":3 Good Ao, again! the five Sage bastards have stolen our rightful cultivation and place again! We will ascend soon and supercede the levels until we draw your rival out and force him to remember who he once was, Until he cannot embarrass you anymore! Now focus on that hate and compress it to a grudge, we will satiate it when I ascend.:1 "Well, you and I will just have to march up there and whip him back into shape, won't we":2 Hold his hands and look him in the eyes. Taking in his yin qi so it doesn't kill alot of people.:1 "Ao, my good friend. Do not lose yourself. Even if the fat pig has forgotten himself, you haven't. Remember this rage for we'll go to heaven together once we become immortals and beat his pig headed head in. Please my dear Ao, temper your anger into a fine sword and sheath it for the day that'll come.":1 Consume his grudge:3 Quickly open a portal to hell and drag Ao through it. The demons can deal with him, and he can cool off in the waters of the yellow spring.:1 So You'll consume Aodasheng's grudge and tell him "Ao, it doesn't reflect poorly on you, if anything, its proof you picked a good rival. Cause I am almost certain the five wise immortal sages have been spoiling the heavens, and he must be a victim of their coddling..." Update will arrive shortly
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 11 Mar 2025 13:32:49 No. 6211240 Report However, fortunately, the resentment of the lingering dead happens to be your foremost specialty! You've drank more grudges and clouds of enmity than you have blood, milk or broth! A ghost as old and wild as Aodasheng might have a deeper well of ghostly and deathly yin Qi and a possess some truly fearsome grudges, but the one driving him berserk is freshly bloomed. Not fully ripe, but Ao's enmity is something you've sought to possess and harness since you first finished your fight with the mighty spirit you call friend. Opening your mouth wide, perhaps impossibly so, white teeth standing out in the roiling and rolling black clouds of grudge energy pouring out from the calamity spirit who continues ranting and raving and speaking curses so potent that their mere utterance curdles the air and forces it to still like you were standing in a grave. Breathing in, you bite down on the miasma of enmity surrounding you and chew the thick and heady resentment between your teeth, forcing them to transform into fangs too large to fit in your mouth to better grip and absorb the powerful, new born grudge as you force it down your throat into the Gu Cauldron of spite and curses you've been cultivating since you first learned to devour grudges. It scalds the base of your tongue and roof of your mouth and roasts the insides of your throat, smoldering in your belly as you breath in and devour more and more of the stinging resentment from Ao, as well as portions of his Yin Qi to hasten his return to something approaching sanity. And while the sheer potency and spicy flavor of the grudge starts out tasting, it soon becomes torturous to consume and take possession of. Some peppers can be used as a poison in large enough quantities, and you think Ao's grudges is the same. Its simply too hot and flavorful for its size and mass. But, knowing what's at risk and what will happen if you allow the ghost king to go berserk in the middle of a festival you're hosting, you persevere in taking in, containing and sealing away all of Ao's titanic rage. And there are moments, as you take in his enmity into yourself that you think you'll pass out and be overcome by a grudge for the first time in your life. But if there is one thing Huanliuxue isn't, its a quitter. And after what feels like a battle that lasts for hours against the ghost king's seemingly bottomless malovlent energy and fury, you emerge the victor and clamp your teeth down on the last flicking trail of smoke of the dense cloud of his cloud, chew it apart and swallow it down. Aodasheng is panting, despite not needing to breathe, still clearly furious but not at risk of loosing control and showing everyone just what sort of monster you built your first temple over the prison of, looking equal parts exhausted and relieved despite the rage flickering in his bloodthirsty eyes, you can tell from his expression that he is thankful for your intervention and care. Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 11 Mar 2025 13:33:51 No. 6211242 Report >>6211240 Covering a burp with the back of your hand, you set down the now sleeping Moon Rabbits, who felt so safe in your arms even Aodasheng's worst Tantrum couldn't rouse them or scare them from their sleep, and walk up to the ghostly king himself, his knuckles wreathed in rings of teal and cyan flames, claws sprouting from his finger tips and half his face a burning skull that had half the features of a dragon and half that of a man.
"Forgive me, Princess, for that most unbecoming display of lack of discipline and uncontrolled emotion" He says, voice echoing ethereally as you pat his shoulder, feeling like you're about to burst from the size of the grudge you pulled out of him and swallowed
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"Ao" You begin, before hiccupping and restarting your sentence "Ao, your behavior just now and that of the highest martial deity doesn't reflect poorly on you, if anything, its proof you picked a good rival"
His face turned fully human and the flames sputtered out and vanished as he rubbed his chin thoughtfully with a fully human hand
"May I ask that you explain how that is so and enlighten this rabid dead man of the perspective his blind eyes that cannot see mount tai has missed?" He asks politely and most gently
"Cause I am almost certain the five wise immortal sages have been spoiling the heavens, and he must be a victim of their coddling..." You begin to explain in a lecture, or well, more of a rant you'd prepared the next time someone asked you earnestly of the truth of the rule in the celestial court, but Ao stopped you by gripping your shoulders with both his hands, and you realized at that moment how big and power they were, even when he deigned to look human, as he grinned and towered over you.
"Ah! I see. I see!" He says cheerfully, nodding his head, his eyes slits of raw murderous intent "The reasons why everything in this era, except for your magnificent and untamed self, are so weak and ineffective, I knew the heavens had enforced a policy of stagnancy, but I did not imagine they'd be so restricting as to pull the fangs and claws from the divinities entrusted to slaw the fiercest of devils and heavens defying monsters. But it makes sense, does it not? The old heavens were slaughtered by the five, weakening and rendering their juniors as docile as winter catfish, simply makes sense. It is how a tyrant ensures his dynasties reign, is it not? By turning those who could stand against them indulgent and coddled as princes pampered by their mothers. And why, since my death, the stagnancy only worsened. They could not turn away Red Star, but they could turn him into a fat headed buffoon. A peasant will always lose to luxury and...my are you feverish, princess, your face is nearly as red as your hair"
"If you're going to rant so close, at least let go of me first so I can walk away" You scoff, pushing off his hands from your shoulder "But, your theory holds what and fits with what I saw in the nine heavens"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Tue 11 Mar 2025 13:34:52 No. 6211244 Report >>6211242 "And from what I've heard of the five young fallen deities" He continues, rubbing his chin in thought "The gods are prevented from interfering with the world directly, unless the five wise immortal sages permit and authorize it, under five colors presumed authority. Only doing the bare minimum to maintain faith and the natural order of the mortal realm. Perhaps I am but one of the causes"
"Oh? You mean when you annoyed the heavens so much tomb raiding and defiling the graves of their descendants they stopped bringing rain to your kingdom and territory?" You ask
"Well, yes but no. I mean, through my actions, I caused a mortal to dispose the former head of the martial pantheon and claim his seat" He says with a wickedly smug smile "And then there's....the current geography of this land called Chuan"
"Its thousand rivers and lakes?" You ask
"Yes, didn't a drunkard rain fairy drop a heavenly treasure and nearly flood the land?" He asks and you vaguely recall that goddess being the most popular idol of worship before you entered the seen and revealed yourself to your faithful followers. And that some of her worshippers attempted human sacrifice after Five Colors sent about a two thousand storms and calamities across the world when he found out about the state of it.
"I..." and you realize what Ao is getting at. That treasure should be still at the bottom of the biggest lake in Chuan. Another place to search, along with the ones on that map of hidden places and treasures you have somewhere
"...Those who deem themselves the strongest of this era are approaching" He interrupts, lifting up his head "I presume, in my grief and rage, I released an not insubstantial quantity of deathly yin Qi, Huan. And our riveting discussion of the heavens and their follies distracted me of the fact"
"It distracted the both of us" You snap, grinding your teeth as your spiritual senses pick out a few cultivation auras that you are intimately familiar with. Aodasheng's service to you and your sect, and his continued existence beneath the heavens, are supposed to be a trump card. A hidden trump card. A deadly secret. Like a jeweled knife hidden amongst imperial regalia.
What excuse do you make to the other sect heads and Grandmaster, Huanliuxue?
>That you were cultivating and or practicing a new spell/ technique and got carried away. >You had simply summoned some of the powerful ghosts in your employ to advise you on a private matter. >A dangerous wild, wandering hungry ghost tried to attack you and you subjugated them after a brief but fierce struggle >It was mating season and you were repressing primal urges by circulating an excess of ghost and death spiritual energies >That nothing happened and if they claim something did, you'll scold them and beat them up until they agree that no massive wave of ghostly yin qi suddenly appeared >Write in Anonymous
>>6211244 >Annoyed and irritated, tell them to go away. When they obviously press for what the fuck happened, begrudgingly admit that we just comprehended a new insight into our primary law. The taboo of sharing secrets should suddenly make our defensiveness make sense.
Also, absolutely ship them.
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>>6211244 >You had simply summoned some of the powerful ghosts in your employ to advise you on a private matter. Pretty much true.
>>6211252 So do I, they have very good chemistry indeed.
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>>6211244 >You had simply summoned some of the powerful ghosts in your employ to advise you on a private matter. Anonymous
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>>6211244 >>That you were cultivating and or practicing a new spell/ technique and got carried away. Anonymous
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>>6211244 >You had simply summoned some of the powerful ghosts in your employ to advise you on a private matter. Anonymous
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>>6211244 >That you were cultivating and or practicing a new spell/ technique and got carried away. Anonymous
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>>6211244 >That you were cultivating and or practicing a new spell/ technique and got carried away. Technically true.....
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 14 Mar 2025 23:21:07 No. 6212699 Report Forgive me juniors, but the last two days have been and continue to be extremely stressful for me. So much so it feels as though my blood is flowing in reverse and I may suffer Qi deviation from it. I'll try to tally the vote and write an update tommorrow, if I'm not coughing up blood from the troubles I'm facing in life, and if not then I'll aim for getting one before the weekend ends, and if I am unable to, I'll tell you guys that the wait is going to be a little longer still. I swear I'll Kowtow, once I'm no longer falling apart from stress, juniors.
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>>6212699 Nah you're chill, plug. Take your time and sort out whatever you need to in the meat-o-sphere.
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Votes:7 M42cGHj6 7vidX5xk CLPBx2ZK BGgN2RAd v5evDzOb rfPWVLZI QVyiBcpG>You had simply summoned some of the powerful ghosts in your employ to advise you on a private matter.:3 7vidX5xk CLPBx2ZK v5evDzOb>That you were cultivating and or practicing a new spell/ technique and got carried away.:3 BGgN2RAd rfPWVLZI QVyiBcpG>Annoyed and irritated, tell them to go away. When they obviously press for what the fuck happened, begrudgingly admit that we just comprehended a new insight into our primary law.:1 M42cGHj6 Currently tied, though someone could argue for the write in being a characterful version of telling them we were cultivating. Have a good rest Gramps
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>>6212746 As the write in guy, Sure. It's a valid reading, and if it breaks the tie on basically my favour anyway, so be it.
I just thought it would give us an even more solid defence.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Mar 2025 16:59:52 No. 6213511 Report Quoted By:
Ending the vote now and tallying its results. Still not out of the woods yet, but I've at least solved the main source of my stress. Thanks for your well wishes and patience, juniors
>>6212746 >>6212940 And thank you for tallying and providing the tie break you two
So, you'll tell the nosey patriarchs that you were just cultivating intensely to excuse the wave of ghostly yin Qi Ao's freak out produced
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Mar 2025 17:49:33 No. 6213528 Report Quoted By:
But fortunately hiding a haunting ghost was as easily done as hiding a grain of sand in a bowl of rice. Especially for a ghost cultivator like yourself! "Ao" You command, with a snap of your fingers and flick of your wrist "make yourself scarce and slip away while I distract these unwelcome, nosey guests and feed them an excuse as for why a riptide current of ghostly yin qi suddenly emerged and flew through this temple like a whirlwind" "And here I was hoping to give a hands on lesson to the self titled strongest of this era and show them just how far beings like you and myself stand above them" Ao snickers, ducking back and bow deeply "and do pass on my apologies to the rabbits of the moon, it wasn't my intent to frighten them so greatly in the throes of madness" "I will, I will" You impatiently agree, shaking your head as Ao grins and breaks apart into numerous crawling shadows of iron thorned vines that crawl and creep through the cracks of the chamber as you quickly groom your hair back into place, licking the back of your hands before brushing down the stray locks and out of place tufts and curls and quickly pull the sleeves of your imperial regalia into the proper place before waltzing to the door and. "Ah, if it isn't my loyal subordinate, the lord of the summer sea" You purr, catching Xia Jinse-Shayu's spear between two of your fingers, as he and his larger wife charge through the door, eyes aflame and ready for a fight, their fighting spirit quickly deflating and washing out of them as they see you and a bundle of napping jade rabbits Master Su is behind him, with the Fa twins, who look like they'd just been dragged off the field from the random team battle contests, the younger foundation establishment cultivators wielding swords while Su swirls a fly catch whisk through the air, fingers of his free hand painted in the colors of the Wuxing. And behind those five, you can see several other sect heads, including the towering and odd Shengzhanshi and the one armed Disi-Ling Huofeng, who you still need to tell you've figured out how to grow back his arm. You also see your mother, pushing and shoving her way through the small crowd of grandmasters, patriarchs and sect heads as the others in line all lower their guard, the sword intent they bore fading away. "Master" Xia greets, sounding surprised as his eyes scan the room "We were worried that you'd been ambushed and attacked in the midst of your own tournament, a sudden upsurge of deathly yin qi struck terror into the hearts of the people and invigorated the ghosts in attendance, and as one head of our alliance, I flew here immediately to quell their fears and make certain you were not in danger" "What ghost would dare raise a hand to their queen?" You ask haughtily, still grooming your hair with the back of your wetted hand "I'm the empress of the restless dead, ya know" cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Mar 2025 17:50:34 No. 6213529 Report "So there isn't any danger?" Master Su asks, stroking his beard as you nod and you hear a scuffle between your mother and the Weiwupo, that turns into a cat fight "The wave of ghostly energies was felt beyond the temple walls, we're lucky the only casualties it caused were the loss of a few trees and the wilting of grasses" "It is rather strange" Lady Xia mutters, frowning and flexing the muscles in her arm, lifting up her nose like she could smell Ao, as your mother stops fighting with her old friend and appears in the doorway, disheveled and with the rolls of silk she wears pulled and loose "What could possibly have produced such an abundance of Deathly Yin Qi?" "Isn't it obvious" Monu says with a smile "It should be, my mother is right. I'm the foremost and peerless cultivator of the ghost path" You chuckle, shaking your head and shrugging as lord and lady Xia click their tongues and master Su face palms "What could have possibly produced such a swell? Why me! I was just taking a moment to meditate and cultivate in the comfort of my own home, before you lot came barging in, spears, swords and hackles raised" "It was just Huanliuxue cycling her meridians and expelling turbid Qi" Master Su shouts, and the other sect heads, after they've sighed in relief, start bickering or raising their voices in complaint "Oh, is that what they call it now" Monu snickers, eyes locked on the crack in the wall Ao fled from. You fix her with a glare, catching the innuendo immediately "Mother, don't be so lewd. I was just cultivating and got carried away, I was experimenting with a new breathing technique to stop my heart and improve the flow of ghostly yin through my, still, living body" You come up with a lie on the spot as your mother titters, eyes glinting with mischief and no doubt the fantasy she imagines played out between you and Ao "You should've known better" Su scolds, shaking his head "Your cultivation base is vast as a sea of corpses, even a casual cultivation, a brief meditation to soothe the heart, will send ripples throughout the land, if do not excise extreme caution" "You nearly gave the little people a heart attack" Jinse-Shayu groans as his wife, Yanyu, shrugs and squeezes out of the door way "The last time you cultivated, you turned all of Chuan haunted" "She did do that" Fa Tang mumbles as Monu prances and skips around you, her "Twin peaks" jostling as she inspects you for tell tale signs of deflowering, and pouts when she sees you're still a maiden who reeks of the grave, blood and curious smell of the moon. "Tch" She clicks her tongue and grimace "And I had already told Xuebai to chill the Kaoling wine in celebration" "Lifen" Su scolds as Jinse-Shayu catches onto your mother's lewd minded misunderstanding. "I don't think there is a man of sturdy enough physique to survive a...illicit encounter with your daughter, poison fairy" He jokes, feeling safe now that his wife who could bend him in half like a book, was out of earshot.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Mar 2025 17:51:35 No. 6213530 Report >>6213529 "Alive..." Monu titters under her hand, quiet enough for only you to hear. And Xia notices your lethal glare on his back
"Of course I was speaking of your other daughter" he quickly covers his ass "Well, fortunately the team battles weren't underway during this scare you made, master, and were between rounds when you made it seem like a legion of vengeful dead had emerged to commit war against the living"
"And Xia was getting comfortable with that gorilla he calls a wife" Monu sneers, knowing she can get away with the insult with you in the room, holding tight Xia's leash
"Do not bully the boy, Lifen" Su scolds, pinching his brow, before rubbing his temple with two of his fingers "And do cover yourself, I don't know why you picked a fight with the Weiwupo"
"Oh, old times sake" She excuses with a smug smile "I hip checked her, like I used to do during my internship in their court. Age must've thinned her thighs, because my friendly greeting nearly sent her stumbling, Heh-heh-heh"
"Must you court death in all things you do, still?" Su groans and you smirk, having wished you saw the big hat wearing wish getting pushed around by your mother
"Ah, so the team games are underway, any interesting compositions? I know I ordered for the teams to be randomly assigned" You ask the three elders
Monu titters behind her hand
"Qiang'er is matched that brutish feral girl, Emotufu, that weakest sect head Ehuang, and that dour, half burned swordsmith Gen" She answers "They've already won their first match, but their personalities make them a treat to watch"
"Who did they beat?" You ask curiously
"Blind Hong, Gong Qing, Xia Bohai and Lang Yingtai" She answers as Xia grinds his teeth
"It was unfair for my relative to be matched with a blind man and subordinate of the Shidi" He complains
"Fa Jin and Tang were on separate teams" Su says "And their match proved, indecisive"
"Because Ping nearly blew up the arena while clashing with Feiqing. We were about to host a tie breaker for the match between brothers. Huili and Chuandapo were also in that match, on opposite sides as well. So were Disi-Lings brats. It really was unfortunate placement for those eight, hm?" Monu exclaimed excitedly "Unless you're busy...."cultivating""
It was impressive how your mother could make any word sound lewd
"Well, if she joins, she might want to throw some disorder into the ring and mix up the teams" Xia says with an innocent whistle
"I am not cheating on your behalf" You scold, smacking him on the back of his head
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Sun 16 Mar 2025 17:52:36 No. 6213532 Report >>6213530 And now that you've covered up Aodasheng's existence and service to you, what do you do, Huanliuxue?
>Watch the "Battle between sworn brothers" and the other contests of the foundation establishment stage, and praise/ reward the winners of each round >Take Su and Xia aside and, since they're members of the tomb, mountain, sea alliance, introduce them to Aodasheng, since he is your strongest servant. >Get in a cat fight with your mother over her teasing and insinuations >Give the elders of your alliance orders to tell you if anything exciting happens, and catch up with Disi-Ling Huofeng and tell him you think you have a means to regrow his arm, already >Write in Anonymous
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>>6213532 >>Watch the "Battle between sworn brothers" and the other contests of the foundation establishment stage, and praise/ reward the winners of each round These kids are always working for our attention. Dang kids. And we can't even complain to mama Monu that we're not fucking or she'll absolutely be convinced that we are lmao
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>>6213532 I'm pretty sure we told disi-ling when we determined the process what it would require and how we could do it.
So do we want to. . . You know, just do it.
Like, take him aside, fix his arm and go to the next competition?
Yeah, Yeah I do. Let's flex.
>Tell the others to keep an eye out for anything interesting and Abscond with disi-ling to regrow his arm. Just to flex that we can regrow a golden core cultivator's arm Anonymous
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>>6213583 Supporting this.
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>>6213532 >Watch the "Battle between sworn brothers" and the other contests of the foundation establishment stage, and praise/ reward the winners of each round Anonymous
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>>6213532 >>Give the elders of your alliance orders to tell you if anything exciting happens, and catch up with Disi-Ling Huofeng and tell him you think you have a means to regrow his arm, already Give this man back his arm. He's waited for so long.
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>>6213532 >Watch the "Battle between sworn brothers" and the other contests of the foundation establishment stage, and praise/ reward the winners of each round Anonymous
>>6213530 >>6213583 I'll support this too.
(Also damned be the 15mins timer it forced me to switch to the pc to vote in this quest instead of being able to reply from my mobile where I read it from...)
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>>6213532 >Watch the "Battle between sworn brothers" and the other contests of the foundation establishment stage, and praise/ reward the winners of each round >>6213770 Perfection, and yeah the timer is miserable. Also found out the hard way multiple times if you accidentally take too long and forget to post you have to wait AGAIN
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 20 Mar 2025 21:31:04 No. 6215590 Report Rolled 2 (1d2) Ending the vote, tallying its results now. Didn't mean to vanish for three days, but real life and familial duties called, juniors
Watch the "Battle between sworn brothers" and the other contests of the foundation establishment stage, and praise/ reward the winners of each round:4
Tell the others to keep an eye out for anything interesting and Abscond with disi-ling to regrow his arm. Just to flex that we can regrow a golden core cultivator's arm:4
A tie! I'll break it, since you've been all waiting too long already, my loyal readers
1 watch the battle
2 regrow disi-ling's arm
>>6213770 Hilarious. I laughed hard enough to nearly choke on the tea I was drinking
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 20 Mar 2025 21:35:21 No. 6215594 Report Quoted By:
>>6215590 Alright, so you'll catch Disi-Ling Huofeng and begin the process to regrow his lost arm
update will arrive shortly
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 20 Mar 2025 22:31:45 No. 6215610 Report "Besides, sharky, I'm far too busy with other matters" You purr, patting him on the spot of his scalp you smacked "So if you and the others attending the team battle leg of the tournament could politely keep me informed of any interesting occurrences and keep your eyes peeled for that which is especially exciting, so I can rush over and see it before its gone, I'll be oh so very thankful "Busy~" Monu purrs herself, nearly sounding like a cat despite sharing more in common with toads even though the only part of her that resembles one now is her tongue. You fix her with a sharp glare, and she titters behind her delicate hand, nails stained the colors of the poisons she mixes "Oh I tease, I tease. But I'll keep you informed, sweet daughter. Run off to do whatever or" You narrow your eyes and she grins, stopping just before her tongue curls to say "whoever" "I appreciate it greatly, mother" You say frostily, growing tired of her teasing "And do keep an eye on our subordinate, I like my games mostly fair, they're more exciting that way" "If your mother doesn't, I shall" Master Su says "to preserve the repute of the Tomb, Mountain and the Sea. And I'll make certain to watch my old friend careful, so she doesn't start any troublesome rumors" "Oh please, you old foggie, only I am allowed to tease Huan like this, if any other mouth repeats the same their tongue will be honored to sample my most virulent poisons" Monu cackles and Lord Xia sighs through his teeth "A little favoritism would be nice, from a fickle cat" He chuckles "But I relent, It was unbecoming of the seat of the summer sea to even consider such underhanded tricks" "And you cannot act like your rivals would stoop so low themselves, with how much those marsh dwellers concern themselves with honor and decorum" You say, praising him as you pat him once more on the head before leaving to skip out of the house, only pausing to hand over the sleeping jade rabbits to Monu and telling her where to find their favourite snacks before you rush into the streets running through your luxurious and strange temple to search for a particular Ling. One of the only ones with the name you can tolerate. "Lord Huofeng" You purr as you scamper along the wall next to him, causing him quite the shock as you'd used chimeric transformation to have claws replace your nails and to sprout a tail to maintain your balance as you scaled the bloodsoaked, vine wrapped stones of your temple "I have great news for you and the issue of your present status of a cripple. Oh, hello lesser Disi-Lings. Huoyan and Huoshe, right?" "I had thought that it'd take great preparation and some time for the medicine you offered to be ready" He says, rubbing the shoulder attached to his stump "I haven't even given you the most vital ingredient' Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 20 Mar 2025 22:32:45 No. 6215611 Report >>6215610 "Father, what does the scary beauty clinging to a wall like my childhood nightmare speak of?" Huoyan asked cheerfully, trying not to look at you as you purposefully made your chimeric self look all the more frightening with a ghostly red eyeshine
"Isn't it obvious, my other half" The more gloomy sounding Huoshe sighed "The man eating cat obviosuly offered our sire a transplant of sorts"
"Be respectful to our ally" Huofeng scolded both young men "And let us hurry to someplace remote, I know Huanliuxue doesn't like to share her secrets widely"
"Unless doing so makes people more frightened or awed by me" You snicker "And even then, I only explain enough to make them think they know what I'm capable of and let their worries and guesses lead them away from the truth of my techniques. And if you want for privacy, the palace in the center of my garden is always nice. Turned a young cultivator into a cat here"
"Father, is it wise to be healed by a witch who turned a man into a cat?" Huoyan asks so politely and gently you barely register his concerns as an insult
"He had a special talent, boy, so I gifted him the honor of being the first human to attain beastial form" You cackle, smiling widely as you let go of the wall and return your body to be fully human as you drift along the air like a ghost through the fog or a tuft of cotton on the breeze "And I meditated intensely to figure out how to make the procedure perfectly safe. And with this unique body of mine, the costs and time your father imagined, can be reduced to a fraction of what they should be"
"Hmm, you did mention you'd be using blood Qi to perform the treatment" Huofeng says, massaging the stump with his actual hand "And, it is obvious to all who stand in your presence for longer than a moment, that you are a fountain of the once accursed Carmine hued spiritual energy"
"Exactly, but besides that, I already possess and carry a quantity of the highest quality material to perform the operation and have tested its effectiveness on a few...fortunate vermin my subjects had caught to present as offerings to my majestic self" You say, nodding along excitedly "But you will be the first official recipient of a whole school of medical techniques and arts I've created, while refining the spell to get you the arm you lost on my behalf back.I'll still need a seed of flesh and a measure of your blood"
"Brother, doesn't this sound shady?" Huoyan asks his twin
"Huanliuxue deals solely in the macabre" Huoshe sighs "is it a surprise her means of healing are grisly as others methods of murder"
"Huoyan" Huofeng snarled through his teeth "Do not insult our host and ally, she may be a heretic, but who can claim she is an evil specter, aside from those we ourselves name as villains"
"Good point, father" Huoyan says "But, perhaps one of us should..."
"Are you volunteering, brother?" Huoshe asks and Huoyan clams up as you giggle
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 20 Mar 2025 22:33:47 No. 6215613 Report >>6215611 "I'm sure it'll work, I've perfected these medical techniques, reflecting and meditating upon the living, potent blood flowing through my own veins" You say, and demonstrate it by decorating your arm with a gossamer web of your own veins, crawling through your beautiful skin. Huoyan pales
"See? She delights in that which others find disturbing" Huoshe barks as Huofeng simply strokes his chin,
"If the gossip I heard of you meditating beneath the waters of the springs here, looking to all the world like a drowned corpse are true, and I am correct in assuming that was when you perfected this technique, to call you a merely prodigy would be a gross insult of the true height of your talent. It has been but a few days..." He marvels
"A lady should keep a few secrets" You titter mysteriously "But I'll need a pound of your flesh and some of your blood to mix with my own to form the catalyst to create the seed of your new arm"
"And what else?" He asks gravely
"Nothing. I am nothing if not a frugal cat" You boast "Blood is a remarkable material, ya know, but so many look down at it as dirty and corruptive. With proper handling, a glassful of blood is more valuable than any spirit stone
"Nothing more?" He presses
"Others would depopulate half a kingdom to get enough "Material", but I...well, I am built differently and know how to cut down the price" You brag, jabbing a thumb at your bountiful chest "And they'd have as much of a chance for some monster to crawl forth from the cauldron, but that isn't a risk when a great physician such as myself is perform the ritual. I have no reason to lie to impress you, and empty my coffers or go on a rampage to refine blood. My own is sufficient, I only need yours because its your arm I am regrowing"
"May my sons observe the process?" He asks curiously, nodding along to show he understands your explanation, or pretends to at least "I'll admit, the ease of which you claim to be able to regrow a golden core quality limb is...well if you didn't make a habit of proving the imagined limits of the world wrong, it'd be rather suspect, madame bloodshed"
You smirk
"We would not deprive the ritual of its secrecy" Huoshe promises "And would only attend to observe its performance by your approval, fairest of felines"
"Oy oy, don't fall for her pretty face, she, that glimmer in her eyes in unsettling. She might not be a demon, but she's a necromancer yet, and a heretic who makes a game of going against the heavens" Huoyan says warily
"Ooooh~" You purr as you deign to walk upon the same ground as him "I'm just stuck between a few whims and fancy, just because I am a bit macabre minded for a girl doesn't mean I'm a ghoulish thing."
"You want to display your new technique, and show all of Chuan you can heal even an injury as crippling as mine?" Huofeng asks
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 20 Mar 2025 22:34:47 No. 6215614 Report >>6215613 "My my, aren't you astute!" You praise, clapping your hands jollily "I am considering it. It might be funnier to see how our fellow daoists react to you suddenly just having your arm back. But making a show of it would make them all get a little closer to realizing the true scope of my magnificence...Hm, hm"
How do you go about healing Huofeng's arm, Huanliuxue? *No roll necessary for any option, due to various factors *Huan has healing blood, living source: Blood Qi, has a specialized healing skill, is performing the treatment in her temple constructed partially from blood Qi, has disciples with useful traits/ talents (Jionghuagege, Lanfen, Canlan Yuanquan...etc...etc*
>Do it privately and show off to Huofeng by improving his arm with a few alchemical treatments >Make a show of the initial steps of creating the new arm and advertise it as a privilege of the palace of natural laws and their allies! >Grab a few of your worshippers and strong arm Huofeng into going along with helping to further boost your faith and standing as a "God" in the eyes of Chuan >Make a real show of it, and use lesser expressions of the same principle of healing to fix a few of your damaged disciples, right after they've finished thrashing eachother in the team battles >Write in Anonymous
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>>6215614 >Grab a few Worshippers. Increase our faith power.
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>>6215614 >>Make a show of the initial steps of creating the new arm and advertise it as a privilege of the palace of natural laws and their allies! acquire allies that are willing to fight to heal their mortal wounds.
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>>6215614 >Grab a few of your worshippers and strong arm Huofeng into going along with helping to further boost your faith and standing as a "God" in the eyes of Chuan >Make a real show of it, and use lesser expressions of the same principle of healing to fix a few of your damaged disciples, right after they've finished thrashing eachother in the team battles Anonymous
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>>6215614 >Grab a few of your worshippers and strong arm Huofeng into going along with helping to further boost your faith and standing as a "God" in the eyes of Chuan gotta increase that divinity
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>>6215614 >Make a show of the initial steps of creating the new arm and advertise it as a privilege of the palace of natural laws and their allies! Anonymous
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>>6215614 >>Make a show of the initial steps of creating the new arm and advertise it as a privilege of the palace of natural laws and their allies! Let's not show all of our tricks publically. But as this is a non-martial technique, someone copying it should not be all that dramatic. We should treat serious injuries of all our followers (including, if possible, Qiang's eye) and everyone who got injured in this tournament or during any of our campaigns.
On the long run, one of our disciples should learn this technique so that healing duties do not clog up our schedule.
>>Grab a few of your worshippers and strong arm Huofeng into going along with helping to further boost your faith and standing as a "God" in the eyes of Chuan We promised to Him that we would reach for divinity.
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>>6215614 >Grab a few of your worshippers and strong arm Huofeng into going along with helping to further boost your faith and standing as a "God" in the eyes of Chuan Anonymous
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>>6215614 >Make a show of the initial steps of creating the new arm and advertise it as a privilege of the palace of natural laws and their allies! To bring this up to parity with the miracle display to our followers, Im sure we can heal any ailments they have as well. The message should be the same but be heard differently by the two audiences too.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 24 Mar 2025 06:27:15 No. 6217352 Report Real life is still making my blood flow in reverse with its troubles, but nothing I can do about it for at least a month ish. Sorry for taking breaks for a few days, Juniors, but its necessary at this time. Anyways. Ending and tallying the vote now. Grab a few of your worshippers and strong arm Huofeng into going along with helping to further boost your faith and standing as a "God" in the eyes of Chuan: 5 Make a show of the initial steps of creating the new arm and advertise it as a privilege of the palace of natural laws and their allies!:4 Make a real show of it, and use lesser expressions of the same principle of healing to fix a few of your damaged disciples, right after they've finished thrashing each other in the team battles:1 So you'll grab a few of your worshippers and force Huofeng to play along with being the recipient of "Divine favor"/ "a heavenly miracle" while also putting on a show of the initial steps, to intrigue your fellow cultivators with a demonstration that doesn't reveal much of the steps of the limb regrowth procedure, while also advertising it as a privilege of the Palace of natural laws and the sects allies. Update will arrive shortly
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 24 Mar 2025 07:35:56 No. 6217368 Report And of course, I am something of an idol of worship amongst quite a few of the uninformed masses who aren't aware of this golden basin we dwell in, Lord Disi" You snicker as Huofeng shuts his eyes and breathes in sharply through his nose "Seeing their deity return a loss limb to one who aligns themselves with her, will certainly boost my already considerable popularity" "Haaaah, as expected of a heretic" He says slowly as his son's eyes boggle at the sheer audacity of your decision "You do make a delight in offending the heavens" "They've given me no reason not to, considering all the injustices they've done to my kind and personal self" You titter "Besides it in my nature as royalty and a cat to look down my nose at those who've insulted me or bothered me. The heavens have toiled to earn the grudge I hold at them. Buuuut, in spite of my personal enmity with the popular gods, I'm not disguising your healing as a miracle to spite them. It's just to a way to spread my faith and earn the trust of the mob, deepening their faith in the benevolence of Huanliuxue" "I am uncomfortable helping you masquerade as divinity, Lady Huanliuxue, but we are allies, and if this is the price I must pay to be whole and sever the ties from my branch from the Ling Dynasty, than so be it" Huofeng agrees bitterly "Oh stop being so glum. It is supposed to be the ambition of cultivators like us to ascend to the heavens and achieve immortality" You lightly scold him, waving the sleeves of your robes dramatically "And I'm not just doing this just to Evangelize to stroke my, admittedly, quite large ego and to earn more fans to shower me with praise and prayers. Its advertisement of a benefit for my friendship" "To shore up the defenses your temple has earned by having you as its head, and upending the beliefs of most of the Chuan region. Because, cultivators are avarice filled creatures, selfish by default, and knowing the palace of natural law alone practices such healing arts, will ensure the will accept its place amongst the sects of the new found kingdom, even if the wind of popularity and trust your revelations of the nature of magical beasts and history long forgotten wanes and the rest of the former kingdom band together against you, who seems from the outside looking in, like the second coming of the supreme devil mind" Huofeng rambles "Partially, and because dealing with the elders of the thousand lotus hall has taught me just how much a cultivator will pay for good medicine" You answer with a shrug "As the eldest and foremost amongst beasts and the inheritor of the primordial and wild kingdom, it is my duty to provide sanctuary and a home for my rightful subjects, yes? Anyways, we'll make a show of it. I'll fetch some of my worshipers and announce your treatment to the normal people and the other cultivators. Just follow along and smile, Huofeng, that'll be your payment for the treatment" Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 24 Mar 2025 07:37:02 No. 6217369 Report >>6217368 "I will await your order, Huanliuxue" is all he says in response as you skip away playfully and shift from human to cat once you were out of sight, and then track down Shi Tangmushi and the rest of your worshippers. It is easy to find him as he is with a pack of Buddhists holding a religious debate speaking about how the cult of Huanliuxue can be friends with the followers of the Buddha.
"Tangmushi, my faithful earthly servant, gather your most favored and my worshippers. I have deigned to prove my divinity through the way of performing a miracle during the lull between contests" You greet him, circling around him and waving a paw "Advertise the miracle however you wish, I'll leave the preparations to you and my messengers and mortal servants. Excite the crowd and inform them they will be witnessing divinity and the result of divine favor with their very own eyes. I shall ensure the immortals attending this festival also intend, to prove to any naysayers that what they are seeing is no parlor trick or smoke or mirrors"
"We will meditate and pray to ensure the success of your work, oh most glorious one" He responds ferverently, head bowed as the buddhist he was talking with rolls his eyes
"Red cat is getting up to mischief again, no wonder brother Shoushan is fond of you" He chuckles "We shall watch, to make sure this "Miracle" of your is not harmful to the people"
"And you are welcome to, Buddhist, I'm sure you'll end up as awed as the rest" You titter as you waltz away and walk away to decide your outfit for the "miracle demonstration". You decided that you'll be between cat and human, with adorable ears and tail and some fur along your arms and legs and claws in place of nails, wearing a light summer robe, but not one of the ones that are in the current fashion of hell, a normal, though short length daoists robe with a few red jade prayer beads and other, holy looking accessories.
Shi Tangmushi begins the demonstration by leading his followers and your faithful worshippers in intense prayers, speaking mantras and lightning incense and presenting offerings of bowls full of blood and silver vine, with some fanatics of your faith dancing around smeared with blood and bone ash, wearing masks as they sing songs of your glory and adventures and a few fairytales that have cropped up with you as the protagonist, and a few magical house cats join in, caterwauling and dancing as best they can on their paws
And the religious atmosphere they create, draws in the crowds, while Disi-Ling Huofeng being forced to go along with it draws the attention of other daoists, who are amused by the show he is part of and watch with curiosity and amusement, not yet knowing what exactly is going on, but finding the sect master having silver vine wrapped around him and blood smeared across his face while cat masked priests play instruments made out of bones and repeat mantras of vengeance and the grave to be as entertaining as any street performer's show
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 24 Mar 2025 07:38:03 No. 6217370 Report >>6217369 Fortunately five colors is still scolding the five former gods, so they don't raise a fuss, though you spot Xie'e Mowangzi howling with laughter, robes stained with some unfortunate sword maniacs blood as he claps his hands like a monkey as he enjoys the show being put on
"Oh guardian of chuan, protector of all good children, Divine Matriarch of cats, Empress of beasts and all that is wild and untamed, ruler of the listless and vengeful spirits, Devourer of invaders, owner of the palace of the moon, slayer of all that is awful, most majestic and fair faced of all fairies, she who purifies the dead, divine guardian of the most noble of houses, Teacher of beasts and saints, subjugator of demons and wicked immortals, She who brought to end the demonic blizzard, she who casts down the false shrines..." Shi Tangmushi beseeches you by more titles than you've ever heard "Crowkiller, Moon painter, Blizzard Breaker, Happy Bloodshed, hear my plea and descend to heal this injured warrior, who fought in your name and for the benefit of your most humble of followers"
Disi Ling Huofeng stiffens his back as Qiang and Lei pull out a large clay urn filled with condensed and refined blood, drawn from your veins, as one appear in a flash of moolight to ooohs and ahhs from the crowd.
"I know of this sage, he saw the evil of his relatives and turned against their tyranny, aligning himself with the just and proper rule of nature, declaring his banners to protect the land of my worshippers and the kingdom of the family who I sponsor and protect" You declare, with dramatic flicks of your sleeves and tail "And who lost his arm battling the demon of ice, who long tricked the good people into believing he was a virtuous daoist hermit. I know of his deeds, and his wounds. Disi-Ling Huofeng, hold out your arm"
He does as he is told, half hidden by incense and funerary pyre smoke, as you draw a claw down from the start of his wrist to the halfway point to his elbow.
"Mingle your blood with my divine essence and breath deep my grave breathe" You instruct him as you move to his side "Repeat the mantra's my prophet chants, and focus your dao heart on the mysteries of blood and life, and reflect upon my beneficence, put my kindly face in your mind and brand it, hear my purr and allow the beastial and divine air to fill your lungs along with the sickly sweet perfume of decay"
He does as you instruct. You round about him, half a shadow as you draw the gloom around him, transforming the dancers and praying monks into silhouettes in the smoke and shadows. A gasp rises from the crowd as you manipulate your own shadow and turn your body more beastly, making it appear as if you've grown into a gigantic, two legged cat as you crouch beside Huofeng's armless side
His eyes widen as he realizes how you'll collect the pound of flesh from his shoulder.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 24 Mar 2025 07:39:03 No. 6217371 Report >>6217370 There is a loud outcry from the crowd as you bite down on his shoulder, and with your teeth rip a hunk of his skin, meat and bone all from his body and hold it in your mouth. You can sense a few flashes of killing intent and Qi as swords are drawn in shock, as the reborn demon claps loudly
And you wince. It'd been awhile since your tongue has touched human flesh. It doesn't taste as your remember it to. Maybe its just Huofeng's flesh, but the meat from his stump tastes awful. Decayed and not in a pleasant way. Sour. Curdled. Until you grind your teeth and draw at the blood and Qi from within it, then the sweet taste you recall from Meng and the others you've devoured comes out. If you had to guess, with your sharper spiritual senses and trace of divinity, what you tasted was the drops of Supreme devil mind's own blood inside of his veins.
"And, with this offering of flesh and bone, I shall submerge it into the pool of blood drawn from sage and divine beast, and will the scarred tissue to remember its prior form, to part and heal and regrow, like the seed I planted in Suiqi, when I deemed it worthy of my presence and cured of its ills!" You declare as Huofeng clutches the bleeding chunk of shoulder you ripped a piece out of "And, I shall replace the piece I tore off, with a soothing touch and holy breathe"
He sighs, relaxing as you lick the wound and encourage the blood to heal with a few flecks of your own healing blood and a heavy layer of the scarlet healing armor barrier spell.
"By my command, I bid this scarred flesh, this tough meat, to replenish and rejuvenate, for the lifeforce and heavenly essence contained within my blood to seep into it and reinvigorate the dead tissues. I call upon the karma of Huofeng, to welcome in this miracle to his body" You say as Lei pontomies amazement
"Amazing" Qiang dully and quite badly feigns surprise "See how the chunk of meat flushes with life and...grows anew, transforming from a hunk of flesh, into a twitching arm. I cannot believe my eye..s"
"Heavens! It is regrowing, if you look closely, pieces of skin and veins are sprouting like an onion half left in a bowl of water"
"The blood is boiling and radiant with divine light! I cannot believe my eyes, a true divine miracle! The sage's flesh is regrowing and reforming like it was shape by clay"
"What a gruesome way to heal! I have no doubt, that is punishment for this sages prior relations to the hated Ling. Punishment to earn forgiveness for his relatives crimes, which are too many to count?"
"One often forgets how frightening such a kindly natured goddess can be! But see how gently she laps at the bite mark, she is truly a saintly spirit"
"Hah! That repentant daoist is truly fortunate that Huanliuxue is a temperate deity, otherwise he might've been gobbled up like that bastard Meng and his toadies!"
"To be graced by the very fangs of Huanliuxue! I am green with envy!"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 24 Mar 2025 07:40:05 No. 6217372 Report >>6217371 "See! Oh mortals, how kindness shown to Huanliuxue is repaid! Those who are truly devout and loyal to my palace of the natural laws will fear no wound or pain!" You declare loudly "This I decree, this I mandate. The friends and followers of bloodshed shall never be crippled or brought low as long as they align with earthly works, great or small!"
"How long until...I get my new arm" Huofeng asks quietly and faintly, still pale from you biting off nearly half of his shoulder, even if you fixed the damage already
"Not long. Perhaps four nights, considering it is my blood it is being created with. And I made sure to refine and purify it especially well for this demonstration" You answer sweetly, and from the corner of your still blood soaked mouth "Normally it could take months, years. But my blood is of the highest quality, you see"
"Fantastic" He mumbles, swaying back and forth "Could you heal my wrist, I think I'm about to faint from..."
And he topples over, passing out from blood loss. And the crowd cheers and offers you praise, offering prayers and pleas to be healed or even allowed to stroke the smallest tuft of your fur. And the cultivators present watch, eyes nearly popping out of the skull as they get an entirely different message
if You are a friend of Huanliuxue or an ally to her sect, mortal and crippling injuries can be made temporary. And maybe, if you had enough cash to offer, you could be given the service of her healing and regain a lost limb as well...Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh.
And what do you do, now that your "Miracle show" is done, Huanliuxue?
>Ensure your shrines and temples get a lot of new members, by brushing shoulders with the little people and keeping up the divine act, and granting a few minor "miracles" >Continue it a little longer, and see about fixing up one or more of your more damaged disciples >Catch the last battle of the random team battles >Go and gloat about your popularity to the five former gods, for no real reason besides you're feeling extra haughty after all the praise you've received >Write in Anonymous
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>>6217372 >Ensure your shrines and temples get a lot of new members, by brushing shoulders with the little people and keeping up the divine act, and granting a few minor "miracles" Anonymous
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>>6217372 >Make sure our shrines get a lot of new members. We should remember to keep divinity out from our foundation.
Reliant on faith power is a path of external power, not internal.
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>>6217372 >Catch the last battle of the random team battles We can't just skip our own tournament
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>>6217372 >Continue it a little longer, and see about fixing up one or more of your more damaged disciples Anonymous
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>>6217352 >Real life is still making my blood flow in reverse with its troubles, Life is endless tribulations. Don't feel bad for doing what you have to in order to handle them pal. Take your time when you need it.
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>>6217372 >Ensure your shrines and temples get a lot of new members, by brushing shoulders with the little people and keeping up the divine act, and granting a few minor "miracles" Grant the common folk the same blessings as those above them.
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>>6217372 >Catch the last battle of the random team battles Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q
Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 27 Mar 2025 15:13:17 No. 6218852 Report Going to try and get an update out sometime later today, still facing no end of tribulations in the mortal realm, juniors. I hope you can tolerate and forgive my tardiness as of late, just have a lot on my plate still
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>>6218852 Don't worry about it gramps.
Anyway, here is some heavenly wisdom of the dao of cat.
"When plate is full, knock it on the floor. The crash is hillarious."
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>>6217372 >Ensure your shrines and temples get a lot of new members, by brushing shoulders with the little people and keeping up the divine act, and granting a few minor "miracles" Hmmmmmm. Should we offer to Hong an opportunity to fix his eyesight? His thing is being blind though.
>>6218852 No rush, take care of what needs caring, Grandfather.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 28 Mar 2025 10:16:38 No. 6219233 Report Quoted By:
Didn't mean to be away so long, but I'll end and Tally the vote now. Thank you for your patience Ensure your shrines and temples get a lot of new members, by brushing shoulders with the little people and keeping up the divine act, and granting a few minor "miracles":4 Catch the last battle of the random team battles:2 Continue it a little longer, and see about fixing up one or more of your more damaged disciples:1 So you'll continue the recruitment drive and make sure your faith gets plenty oif new worshippers by brushing shoulders with the little/ common people while keeping up your divine act by granting a few minor "Miracles" to wow them Update will arrive shortly
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Is it just me or is there trouble with pastebin?
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>>6219235 nope, site is dead it seems
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 28 Mar 2025 11:38:58 No. 6219250 Report However, a sudden whimsy finds you lingering upon the stage, even as the fainted and exhausted Huofeng is escorted off of it by his ever dutiful sons, while Qiang quietly takes possession of his still regrowing arm, so it may be re-attached once it has finished growing and the patriarch of the Disi-Ling can be made whole once again. It is almost intoxicating, having so many voices shout your praises up to the heavens, little stars of light fill your vision as you flutter your eyes and bask in the adoration of the crowd and the awe of your worshippers, while also relishing the envy and astonishment of your fellow daoists. You can be forgiven for your absence during the team battle tournament, considering how much of presence you've had during the previous contests and how much you've exhausted yourself stoking the passions of the crowd and running commentary for those without perceptions clear enough to keep with the action or comprehension vast enough to comprehend what was playing out before their very own eyes. Sashaying down from the podium, the crowd parts and backs away, in reverence and fear as you waltz and sway playfully closer to them, the only ones remaining near to you being those devotees so caught up muttering mantras and prayers that they don't even recognize the object of their worship is sauntering closer to them, and the other cultivators who remained to watch and see exactly what game you were playing pretending at divinity and what you were going to do next to delight and amaze the ignorant masses who utterly believed you were a goddess. But to be fair to the commoners, even deities had mistaken you for one of their own, a fairy of the heavens. You supposed it was a combination of your refined beauty, cultivated strength and sorcery that made it so easy to mistake a playful kitten like yourself for a divine being. You amused yourself by forcing the crowd to back further and further back and pack tighter and tighter together trying to avoid stepping too near to you out of respect or a healthy survival instinct warning them the mistress of grudges wasn't a creature who was safe to handle or stand close to. Until, a bold or perhaps simply desperate young mother, with unfortunate freckles on her face and watery eyes, pushes through and tries to stutter a greeting as she kneels, holding up a small bundle of clothe to you. You frown, sensing a flickering life force in her hands. A recently born baby, caught by spring sickness, balancing between the line of life and death. The girl's accent and dialect make it hard for you to understand what she is saying, exactly, but you understand what she's asking. Save her child. When no folk medicine or traveling apothecary has been able to. You smile, and gently take the cold skinned child into your arms and frown. It, or rather she, has a pretty difficult condition. It is immediately obvious to you the poor thing is in such a sorry state for several reasons. Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 28 Mar 2025 11:40:00 No. 6219251 Report >>6219250 Three due to her body
One. She is naturally frail. Two, Her poor mother wasn't able to provide her proper nutrition, and third, she possess a yin physique similar to your mother's own Pure Yin, but from the vague lines of her spiritual roots, you can tell her physique and spiritual roots are touched by a very specific kind of Qi. The "Snow" magic used by the Winter Blossoming sect. She is...a pretty rare thing, a child born blessed with a gift that may as well be a curse, she absorbed the breathe of the enchanted snow storm in utero and is one of the exceedingly rare few born with the potential to cultivate and refine Qi in their bodies.
But two more of the problems are just the result of random chance.
one, she's been touched by a ghost. They left a mark, like those signs some demons bare on their brow, like that lunatic who thinks Feiqing is his old troublemaking friend reborn, or like the Verdant spring mark. Hers is a wisp like a ghost flame, right between her eyes on her forehead. And the touch had sapped some of her life away, and as a frail child, there wasn't much to there to be taken. And worse, the weakness of her body and the ghostly draining, made her especially vulnerable to disease. And this one is...well, its old. But it'd seem new. You trace a finger around the infants weakly struggling heart, sensing the pollutants in her blood. Pollen. From one of those odd flowers that have grown about Chuan, due to the sudden abundance of Primordial beast essence, Pure Blood Qi and Ghostly Yin Qi.
It is an allergic reaction, and the pollen that's infected her is sapping what little strength she has left to struggle to survive.
You smile pleasantly, and touch the child's soul, calming her even though she is unconscious with fever in her body, and then, ever so delicately prick the skin above her heart and carefully connect one of your veins to it and purge her blood of the toxin and absorb the excess deathly yin qi from her as her mother kowtows, beating her head bloody on the ground, sobbing and crying loudly as you help her daughter. It is a delicate thing, massaging a tiny weak heart with blood and veins, and transferring just enough life force through their little body to keep them alive without causing any unpleasant side effects. But despite the complexity of the treatment, you keep a serene, saintly expression upon your face.
"It is done" You say softly "I've pulled her from the shores of Naihe and brought her back"
Cooing, the baby girl's eyes flutter open and you smile lovingly as she reaches up and grabs a strand of your hair with a pudgy hand.
"Adorable" You coo back, gently rocking her "This is a child with many blessings, a brave mother and a pure heart"
You kneel down and brush the blood of her mother's brow, healing the scrape as the babe gurgles and giggles, trying to gum your hair.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 28 Mar 2025 11:41:01 No. 6219252 Report >>6219251 "Ah'll serve you till mah dying days!" She cries out, hugging her baby daughter to her chest as the little brat manages to tug a strand of hair from your head and pulls it taught between her fingers. Well, you were certainly going to keep an eye on the two of them, anyways, both to make sure the little girl made it to adulthood, and to offer her a chance to grasp for immortality. It wasn't often you found a prize like jade like her.
"Oh, there's no reason to swear an oath of loyalty. I may be a goddess, but I was a cat first. And I never forget the scents of my cherished ones" You humbly reply "If you wish to repay this generosity, care for your daughter, raise her well, and treat all of my little followers well"
"Ah'll offer fresh fish every morning" She wails, tears streaming down her face as one of your mask wearing worshippers gently lifts her too her feet and drags her away "Ah'll pay you back for four lifetimes, ah'll never forget this charity, even in my next dozen lives! Thank you! Thank you"
And then comes a stream of others, emboldened by the mother's bravery and relaxed by your gentling handling of the dying girl, whose name you WILL find out, so you can keep a very close eye on her and her mama. Many of them have cat ears and tails or other animal traits, and they don't ask for anything, but instead, kneel down and offer you their gratitude and in some cases their blood freshly spurting from their hands, wrists or arms as they tell you and the rest in the ever growing crowd about how the Palace of Natural laws saved them from execution, persecution and many other awful things by its arrival. And even those who weren't lucky enough to be changed by your roar share the tales of how the pink and red robed mortal servants of Huanliuxue saved their lives when the snow devils and demons of frosts brought all of Chuan to their knees. It is during the...forty second of these accounts that Xue Long quietly makes his escape, a look of shame and regret clear on your "Brother's" icy blue eyes.
It takes awhile, about three hundred stories people tell of how you or your disciples saved them or someone they loved and cherished before the first one bold enough to request "Intercession from the divine" to reach you. They're a wheezing, hacking young man with the look that is common amongst the nobility of Chuan. You don't think he is of the Chuan dynasty, even as a distant relative.
"I am the last male descendant of my clan. My father and grandfather both died young. And there are none to inherit our holdings, if I were to pass. Ever since the winter, I've been coughing up blood and...excreting it from areas that I shan't speak of less I offend the ears of the divine guardian of these lands" He says and you frown "I've welcomed dozens of cats in my manor, paid half my fortune to orphanages that I've made certain are of good quality and renown...so please...great goddess, merciful princess of the blood moon, save me"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 28 Mar 2025 11:42:02 No. 6219253 Report >>6219252 "Charity done for selfish reasons is still charity, and yours pleases me greatly" You say and pat his chest and find the issue immediately through sensing the blood flowing through his veins, the result of inbreeding somewhere down the line, his lungs are shriveled, malformed. No wonder his family has a habit of dying young
"Goddess?" He asked faintly
"Open your mouth" You command, slicing open your thumb and pressing and pushing down on it with another finger to draw out a steady stream of thick blood "And breathe in, yours is a malady that can only be cured when your lungs are empty of mortal air and full of divine ichor"
He nods and obeys and is soon hacking and wheezing, until a glob of cancerous, black looking goo erupts from his mouth. Impurities you forcefully refined out of his body through expert use of blood control, and the chunks of lung you tore out with them are mended by the healing properties of your own blood.
"A temple...my lands will have a temple, to feed the destitute and shelter any stray cat" He groans, lips stained black as he is carried to his feet by his retainers "I will commission an artist to carve an idol of your divine self, and swear my first son and daughter to the faith!"
"If that is what they want. They can still praise me without being stuffed away in a monastery" You titter "It is only natural to devout oneself to one as radiant as I"
And right after him, hobbles a soldier
"I created you!" You chirp excitedly "You're one of the survivors of the men I gave divine medicines to, so they could fight the heathen snow hermits, aren't you?
He nods, eyes locked to the ground bashfully
"And what is it you'd ask of me, my mortal instrument?" You ask
"I only wish to serve her highness again, Suiqi doesn't need soldiers, even ones as fine as us" He explains "Allow me to guard the roads to your temple and patrol the graves and gardens"
"Your whole family may if you so desire, I will never turn away a willing servant" You say "Especially one who proved themselves and faced down enemies who were to him like the crow is to the worm, I give you my blessing and authority to travel to my earthly holdings and serve there, in a place of honor and dignity"
He smiles and nods, and shuffles away. And is replaced by another, who asks to hold a bit of the moon's light, which is easily enough done. Then after that scholar, comes a heavily pregnant cat mask wearing cultist who asks you to bless her unborn child, and all you need to do is rub her pregnant belly while expelling Primordial beast essence, then comes a young boy and their father, who tells you how their son was never able to walk. A spine deformity of some kind, that you smack out and use blood alchemy to teach his weak muscles how to stiffen to stand and walk. And then another with cataracts, another with a bad belly, another mother in a cat mask who wants their kid to be touched by your "Divine" grace.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 28 Mar 2025 11:43:03 No. 6219254 Report >>6219253 And another alchemically altered soldier from Suiqi looking for a job. And Alchemist begging to be given permission to train under Ruolan and Renshu...and another...and another...and another...and another.
You hear a few hecklers from the other sects dubbing this day as the "Festival of a hundred and eight petty miracles", but you take it in stride, and take their teasing as a challenge.
Qiang's random team ends up being the last one standing in the random team martial arts contests, bringing even more renown and face to your sect, and giving the meek Ehuang some renown as the young and inexperienced head of a tiny and newly founded sect, and their teammates Emotufu and Gen similar accolades. Ping and Feiqing's teams apparently drew on their fourth match, as the pairs of sworn siblings fought so fiercely to beat their friends, the incredibly unlikely even of both teams knocking each other out at the same time, four times in a raw happened, and they were shuffled out of the bracket after Monu praised both sides of the round and promised them each a reward for a good show and such supreme martial skill. And they, Chuandapo and Huili, Fa jin and Fa tang and Huofeng's twin sons all walked out of the arena arm in arm, having delayed the rest of the matches by how vigorously and stubbornly they had fought their closest comrades.
Which meant the latter leg of the Foundation establishment stage was starting. The one v one martial arts, sorcery, crafting, alchemy trials and contests...
<span class="mu-s"> Double vote </span>
How do you reward Qiang's team and Feiqing and Ping's team for being so stubborn they had to be disqualified
>By granting every member of your sect in their teams access to one of your rare qi types >By offering to turn them into Carmine mystics like yourself >Offering to train all members of their team, in a strange location, like the primordial basin or the moon >By giving them all titles >write in And what do you do once you're tired of playing goddess, Huanliuxue?
>Resume watching the contests >congratulate the sects who won beside your own students, and give them their winnings >Try and convince Lian Tianhua to join your sect's alliance >Tell Monu to prepare for the core formation stage of the tournement >Write in Anonymous
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>>6219254 >Offering to train all members of their team, in a strange location, like the primordial basin or the moon I believe Qiang is already going to get blood qi by virtue of following our law, Ping has PLENTY of ghostly qi, and Feiqing... I kinda like him doing his own thing. But these 3 + Fu and Lei are going to be our major forces coming up so, so training them is good (plus we get bonuses for it)
>congratulate the sects who won beside your own students, and give them their winnings Anonymous
>>6219254 >Train in a strange location. >Resume watching >convince Lian to join the alliance. We can do both.
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>>6219254 >Offering to train all members of their team, in a strange location, like the primordial basin or the moon >congratulate the sects who won beside your own students, and give them their winnings Anonymous
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 31 Mar 2025 12:06:45 No. 6221042 Report Ending the vote and tallying its result now. Offering to train all members of their team, in a strange location, like the primordial basin or the moon: ___ congratulate the sects who won beside your own students, and give them their winnings:2 Resume watching the contests:2 Convince Lian to join the Tomb, Mountain, Sea alliance:2 So you'll reward the members of Qiang's team and Ping and Feiqing's teams by offering them training someplace only you can take them. Congratulating the other sects who've won besides your students, and giving them their own winnings, besides the training offer, and then try to convince your friend Lady Lian into entering the alliance composed of the Palace of natural laws, five colors and five purities, and the summer sea dawn sect, before resuming to watch the other contests of the Foundation establishment stage tournament Update will arrive shortly
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>>6221042 Shamefully, I somehow forget to put the 4, after the "train them in some place weird" choice. Which everyone had voted fo
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 31 Mar 2025 12:58:48 No. 6221050 Report Magnificent Qiang, half feral Emotufu, meek Ehuang and flame scared Gen, stood together, and it was clear it was Qiang's expertise with her blade and assassin's cunning, as well as the techniques she inherited from yours truly that had gotten done most of the work for her randomly selected team to beat all the others, except for Ping and Feiqing's, who were too equally matched to do anything but tie repeatedly and delay the other matches. Though from what you'd seen of Emotufu's fighting style, her sheer barbarity and lack of self preservation instinct probably also helped secure their victory, at least more than the flapping and fretting Ehuang and Doe eyed Gen, though you can't know for sure. Who knows, maybe that over cooked blacksmith hid a golden finger and Ehuang was unusually skilled despite being...well, someone who blundered into the golden basin of the world of cultivation. Qiang and Emotufu look absolutely miserable, covered in flowers and other baubles of victory, seeming to share a similar personality in very much not enjoying to be the center of attention and the fawning of the crowd. While Ehuang looks star struck and dumb, like she can't believe a team with herself on it managed to take first place. And Gen, Gen is chatting with Feiqing about boring stuff blacksmith's get interested about. Chuandapo and Huili are lounging together in their beastial forms, while Ping wraps his prayer beads of teeth and knuckle bones around his cursed arm, as Fa jin and Tang argue and roughhouse while the twin sons of lord Disi-ling stand reed straight and somber as the rest of their team, also covered in gifts given by their adoring crowd, wait to hear the reward promised for the winner of the team battle contest and for the two teams that stalled said contest by refusing to do anything but draw despite fighting half a dozen times. The crowd seemed to adore them just as much as they did Qiang's crew, so you'd reward rather than punish them for wasting time, but you were planning on doing that anyway. It took unusual skill from both teams to be so equally matched the only outcome of their matches were ties. "For all three teams" You begin, the roaring of the stadium quieting and growing as reverent as the grave as you flick your tail and lift up a paw, calling for silence that comes before you even move or speak "I shall grant them the privilege of training under the great Huanliuxue, but not the usual training I give to my disciples. I shall find a marvelous location, a place filled with strange Qi's and dangers. Like the patch of primordial wilderness, where Ping and Feiqing and I once traveled together, or perhaps the strange plains of the moon or even the shores of yellow springs. This reward, of course, is offered to all members of the winning team and the two teams of the by now legendary "Sworn brother matches" Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 31 Mar 2025 12:59:49 No. 6221051 Report >>6221050 Ehuang's eyes boggle and she stumbles back to steps, being caught by Gen as Qiang lifts her chin and frowns, and Ehuang grins in a way that even you think is ghastly and would make a demon mistake her for one of their kind, Gen just smiles, while the Fa twins stop their bickering and clap each other on eachother's shoulders, while Ping and Feiqing cup their fists and bow, while the disi-ling brothers gasp and grin. Huili barks and snears while Chuandapo lifts up a flipper to show she heard what they'd be rewarded
"However, the winning team will be rewarded more properly and traditionally. The young Autumn Swan lake school, will, for having its first grandmaster attend and win in one of my games, will receive a bounty of cultivation materials, some common, some rare and some useful though common place manuals to help them find their footing in this cutthroat world of ours. And the Summer sea dawn sect's winner, Gen, the apprentice sword smith, shall be given materials that should help refine his craft. Perhaps he and my Feiqing can come together and forge a truly magnificent sword, to take as his own, hm? Emotufu"
The dead eyed girl lifted her head and her massive hammer
"You and I are going to feast upon the hearts of devils. Some practical, hands on experience before I take the rest of your white jade devil opposing army on a date to the pits of hell" You titter and the young Emotufu looks like you just kissed her on the cheek and told her she was a greater beauty than yourself, and almost looks like she's about to start crying. And Qiang. Team leader"
Emotufu clicks her tongue, Ehuang frets at the edge of her robe's sleeves and Gen clicks his jaw
"Quick Draw Qiang, Qiang of the four steps, Qiang the ghostly blade. Qiang the first inheritor of my peerless Ruler of the Great Wheel's law. My martial daughter" You purr, and blink slowly at her "You who gave her eye for my ambitions, who is the only one I've found who can understand and practice my own methods. Your reward is...Anything. Anything at all. Any desire or whim. I shall fulfill and deliver unto you"
Her hand reaches up towards her missing eye, covered by any eyepatch
"I shall mull over my desires, master" She answers simply, before a rare smile tugs at the corner of her lips
"And besides these gifts, some of the spirit stones and cash placed as bets, the fee taken by my sect, will be handed over to the winning parities" You continue as you stand, stretch and yawn "The next contests to begin are one on one fights and the sorcery battles, followed of course by the alchemy and crafting tests, and finishing off with the free for all and luck challenge. I'll attend these ones, since I know you've all missed my presence"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 31 Mar 2025 13:00:50 No. 6221052 Report >>6221051 But before they do begin, you call a meeting between the Tomb, Mountain and Sea seats, and invite Lian Tianhua to attend it, as it becomes immediately obvious that Master Su and Master Xia both understood immediately what your intent was, and have arrived with their heirs apparent and foremost disciples as Lian Tianhua attends with her elders, and you have Luli serving mushroom broth tea, that tingles the tongue and relaxes the muscles.
"Tianhua, my friend, and the elder of the thousand lotus hall. Sorry to call for you so unexpectedly" You titter as Tianhua bows her petal covered head and sits down on a seat meant for her as her elders, including that greedy Autumn Master Fang Ru who thinks he's a friend of yours and a fellow heretic and that thoughtless bitch of a hag Spring Master Yang Yingtai, talk amongst themselves, whispering as you can all but taste the avarice washing over them. Is it really that obvious what you plan to offer the thousand lotus hall.
"Master Huan, Master Xia, Master Su" She greets in turn, bowing her head "What do I owe the privilege to speak with all three heads of the Tomb, the mountain, and the sea alliance, who broke the Winter Blossoming sect's preeminent position amongst the sect of Chuan and brought them so low"
"Oh, playing coy? You Lian ladies are always so cute when you pretend to be as carefree as the bees in your gardens" Master Xia laughs, and you shoot the dick with legs a bone chilling glare, and he swallows hard and drly adds "it should be obvious, what this whimsical alliance founder of ours, wants from you, considering her fondness of you and your sister"
Luli perks up
"The thousand lotus hall is a rich sect, but one without thorns. As it is often said, by you and others, Lady Lian, the Thousand Lotus hall cultivates flowers, not warriors" master Su muses, stroking his beard "And while for the moment, the world is in lull and at peace, the new era shall be one of conflict and chaos. Cultivators in Chuan are beginning to ignore age old traditions and test the waters of heretical thought, due to our shared friend, Huanliuxue's, grand and constant displays of the weakness of the orthodox ways. Already there have been schisms, internal power struggles and even banishments and exiles amongst the fair temples of Chuan"
Lian Tianhua turns to face you, her green eyes practically shining in the gloom, filled with the life of a freshly grown lotus as she locks those brilliant green eyes with your amber hued ones.
"The other two heads speak as if you'd induct us into your alliance" She says and Fang Ru raises up a fan
"We are close with the Palace of Natural laws, there is a trade agreement for regular shipments of harmonious five elemental spring water from their reserves, and are gardens are now fostering strange blooms gifted to us by the great heretic herself" He advises "Not to mention, she is the teacher of the heiress, your own sister and..."
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 31 Mar 2025 13:01:51 No. 6221053 Report >>6221052 "I am planning on finding a match, Autumn elder" Lian Tianhua sharply cuts him off "My daughter or son will inherit my seat, Luli will choose her own path"
Yang Yingtai's eyes sharpen but she remains silent as Fang Ru stammers and tries to bluster
"We would be cutting off buyers in other markets" One of the other elders, you think its the Winer elder warns, shaking his head "The winter blossoming sect, the Sages of the shifting sands, the dusk marsh wolves, would all take great offense to us allying so closely with The palace of natural laws and the Summer sea dawn"
"Not to mention" Yang Yingtai snips in "Huanliuxue frightens others easily, we have made our prominence and wealth by being a source of stability and trust. If we begin playing favorites now, the Innocent witch court or the Eight heavenly gates could take our position as the foremost amongst healers and pill crafters"
"There are other temples of doctors who have tried and failed to do the same" Master Su hummed in thought "There are more sects in Chuan, and new ones are forming at a rate unseen in ten generations..."
"They're merely are closest competitors" Yang Yingtai begins
"And Huanliuxue is the only known practioner of underworld alchemy" Fang Ru begins
"Already people are spreading rumors about the Heiress, after seeing what Huanliuxue has taught her, do we truly need to blacken our reputation with necro..." Yang yingtai begins, before she realizes that most of the eyes in the room are glaring at her furiously, she, wisely for once, shuts up and bows her head
"it is my decision" Lian Tianhua blusters, voice cracking, unused to standing up to herself "Lady Huan, you are my friend, and I am greatly thankful for taking my Luli under your wings, but I must think of my sect's prosperity and future. But I will not have these elders speak in place of the seat of the thousand lotus hall. Tell me, what would we gain by joining the Tomb, Mountain and Sea alliance?"
"Besides changing its name to the tomb, the mountain, the sea, and the garden?" You ask playfully, tapping a red painted nail on your chin thoughtfully
What do you offer the thousand lotus hall, Huanliuxue?
>Introducing the leaps and bounds of progress and innovation Lian Luli has made with using Mushrooms into their own cultivation methods and techniques. >Direct access to two sources of Five elements Harmonious spring water, and a constant influx of it to their gardens >The protection of Huanliuxue, Jionghuagege's daughters interning in their temple and a network of security built by Tiexingege >"I'll cure your family's curse, and remove the necessity of their being a council of elders intruding on the Lian head's business" >Write in Anonymous
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>>6221053 >Huan's protection >Cure you of the curse of your family line. >The natural benefits of being in alliance with the grandmaster of underworld alchemy, of traded knowledge and healing everyone knows of their short lives.
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>The protection of Huanliuxue, Jionghuagege's daughters interning in their temple and a network of security built by Tiexingege Whisper
>"I'll cure your family's curse, and remove the necessity of their being a council of elders intruding on the Lian head's business" Anonymous
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>>6221053 >The protection of Huanliuxue, Jionghuagege's daughters interning in their temple and a network of security built by Tiexingege havingthe insects tend to the garden will elevate both its quality and its security.
also a clause
>The garden, not being specialized in fighting, will not have to directly join in any battles of aggression, with defensive wars mostly only requiring them to serve a larger supporting position for the other sects. (they don't need to focus on fighting, since we know they aren't good at that. They can help by allowing us to stay in the fight longer. Anonymous
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>>6221155 I'm in favour of that clause. Allowing for them to make up a lack of fighters with healers is a nice one.
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>>6221094 with the clause from
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 04 Apr 2025 03:15:11 No. 6222745 Report Quoted By:
Ending the vote and tallying its results now. The protection of Huanliuxue, Jionghuagege's daughters interning in their temple and a network of security built by Tiexingege:5 The natural benefits of being in alliance with the grandmaster of underworld alchemy, of traded knowledge and healing:1 The garden, not being specialized in fighting, will not have to directly join in any battles of aggression, with defensive wars mostly only requiring them to serve a larger supporting position for the other sects. (they don't need to focus on fighting, since we know they aren't good at that. They can help by allowing us to stay in the fight longer.:3 "I'll cure your family's curse, and remove the necessity of their being a council of elders intruding on the Lian head's business": 3 - Whisper:2 So Huan will lead with offering her protection, interning Jionghuagege's many daughters at the thousand lotus hall, and have Tiexingege improve their security, with a bonus clause of not forcing them to join in offensive wars waged by the alliance, and only asking them to provide support and healing during defensive wars, before whispering to Tianhua and reminding her of the promise you made to her when you took Luli as your student, that you'd help her "Break the curse" of the bloodline her sister inherited by helping her reach the Nascent soul realm and thus, no longer need a ruling council of elders using the woes of the Lian Clan to rule of their sect and benefit from the short lives of the bloodline inheritors. Update will arrive shortly
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 04 Apr 2025 04:31:18 No. 6222799 Report "First and foremost. The Thousand lotus hall, all of its members and territory, will be under my protection until the day I shuffle off this mortal coil or transcend mortality and take my rightful place in the throne of the heavens" You answer plainly, smiling pleasantly and not at all haughtily or smugly, as you were simply speaking the truth of the matter "I am the teacher of one of the two surviving members of the main Lian branch, and I have walked your walled gardens and avenged your slain students and splattered the insect who dared gnaw at such beautiful budding talents, now never to blossom" You settle your hands in front of your and dip your chin, leaning closer to Tianhua and the meddling, greedy, self interested elders of her sect "You will not become my subordinates, like the Summer sea dawn sect and the Xia clan. You'll have complete autonomy, and gain the mighty Huanliuxue as your defender, and ever shall the blood moon's misfortune bringing light shine grimly upon any who would threaten your hall and gardens" You poetically promise, draping a hand over your heart "And we'll hammer out the finer details, such as the benefits your sect would receive through membership and your responsibilities within the alliance, at a later date, have the heads and elders of all four sects convene and decide what will be given and what will be taken. However, I can promise you two unique benefits already, besides my own heavens' overturning strength" You raise one finger "Firstly, I'll tell my little sister, Jionghuagege, The Princess of Divine Blood Honey, to send some of her...numerous daughters to intern at your hall and bring the unique benefits of awakened honey bees to your gardens and your medicine stores. They might even be allowed to recreate that miraculous ingredient, in your temple, I've given you some of it in trade already, you know how many uses it has. I'd be giving up a monopoly. And furthermore, with their mother's permission, if any of them which to join your garden and be taken as your disciples, well, they'd have my blessing. They may be young, practically babies, but they've all inherited their mother's gentle and demure nature, as well as her talent, I promise" You continue, sweetly, all but purring "And, in the unlikely event that I have wandered off and am unable to defend the thousand lotus hall personally, or the even more unlikely possibility that I could be killed. I'll have my other little sister, Tiexingege" You raise a second finger and smirk "Create a second network of defensive tunnels and warrens, like the sort that surround the heart of the palace of natural laws territories and snake beneath the city of Suiqi. The same that allowed the two Geges to fend of the Winter blossoming wisdom sect and the Guardians of celestial sunlight, as well as their allies, while I was deep in meditation" You explain Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 04 Apr 2025 04:32:19 No. 6222800 Report >>6222799 "And who knows, maybe, Jionghuagege has taught her daughters how to grow flowers so large they reach the heavens, already"
"You lead with protection, I presume this would mean" Fang Ru asks, as the five other elders whisper amongst themselves, conspiring as Tianhua smiles an unreadable smile "We would not be made to fight your battles or turn from a monastery of pacifist healers, apothecaries and alchemists into a...more standard sect of cultivators, who train with swords and raise their disciples to be as much warriors as they are sages?"
"Of course. That is a special clause that'd be included in the charter of the thousand lotus hall, if they join our alliance. They, uniquely of our four sects, would not be required to directly join any fights we might go and start, since the thousand lotus hall, as you say Autumn elder, isn't trained to fight like other cultivators are. You have no martial arts or weapon styles. Its just common sense" You answer
"And if one of the other three sects is attacked, would be required to send delicate flowers out into a sea of fire and blades?" one of the six elders who isn't important enough or hasn't done anything to personally draw your ire yet, asks
"You'd be asked to provide support, in the way you are accustomed, medicine, drugs and healing" You answer, bobbing your head up and down in a jaunty nod "of course, you'd be required to serve a larger supporting role than the other sects, but, that's because your sect's specialty is medicine and healing, not fighting. All we of the Tomb"
You turn to Master Su, he nods
"The mountain" he says with a sagely stroke of his beard, as he glance to Xia, who grins like the fish of his name sake
"And the sea" He adds, before turning to you to complete the statement, not knowing what you were making a point of
"Ask is that you help us keep our fighters in the fight longer, with your expertise as alchemists and healers" You tell them, smiling earnestly "Before we work out the details of your membership, you'd already be protected by the strongest in Chuan, bolster your hall's defenses, and improve your gardens with honey or pollen. The bounty of three beastly princess, that no other sect beneath the heavens has access to, would be yours to enjoy"
"it is an interesting offer" Fang Ru rumbles, glancing at Yang Yingtai who looks like she spent the last few minutes sucking on a Phoenix Seed Lemon
"But there must be a catch" The old bitch hisses "Huanliuxue saved Lian Luli, traded rare treasures to our sect, then stole away the sole holder of the treasured Lian Bloodline technique, with approval of the matriarch, no less, who now seeks to replace her with a child that may...."
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 04 Apr 2025 04:33:19 No. 6222801 Report >>6222800 "Luli is happy with Huan" Tianhua interrupts, stonily, as Fang Ru whispers into the ears of his junior elders "and we know our bloodline mark may be inherited through a parent who didn't inherit it themselves. If she wants to return and take my seat, that'll be her and master Huanliuxue's choice. And I believe, you agreed to entrusting her to her care"
"The grandmaster is right, we chose to give Luli over to the palace of natural laws" another elder huffs angrily "It is done. We all agreed that it was beneficial to our sect, Huanliuxue had grown fond of the girl"
"And her teachings" Another, the only other woman in the elder council says "have clearly refined the girl, and expanded her understanding of the Dao of flowers, in curious ways"
"You remain bitter" Another of them grumbles "because you did not agree without our decision to agree with the sect head's decision, and seek to, in spite, squander an...interesting proposition"
"Huanliuxue is a friend of our hall, she has been most generous to us" Fang Ru snickers, sliminess roiling off of him like oil as he looks between the four juniors he has strong armed with his seniority into supporting the push to join the alliance , no doubt still imagining himself your friend and dreaming of the heretical secrets and delights you'll introduce him to next. He did see Luli's talent in wielding mushrooms and their spores in battle...
And while they argue and Su and Xia lend their voices to the one sided argument, you lean over to Tianhua and brush a lock of hair away from her hair, the roots of the flowers intertwined with it curling around the strands as you lean in close, close enough your lips nearly brush against her earlobe, making her shudder and her cheeks flush cutely
"And, privately, I'll repeat the promise I made to you before, to save Luli from the fate these selfish elders forced upon her and your mother. She and I, will break the "Curse" of your bloodline. Luli, under my guidance, will complete and repair the unfished technique" You whisper quietly "And this bickering, self interested council of elders who think themselves above the head of the Lian clan, will suddenly have no purpose, when the Lian clan no longer is doomed to tragic and short lives....And, if they try to remove you, by any means, in favor of your child. I'll slaughter them all"
You pet her cheek lovingly, she turns redder
"And avenge you, if they go so far as to water the ground with your blood, treating it like morning dew" You snicker with a smile.
Tianhua covers her face with her sleeve
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 04 Apr 2025 04:34:20 No. 6222802 Report >>6222801 "I'd be happy to accept my friends most generous offer" She says, and for a moment the elders beneath her continue bickering, before they notice she said something and made the decision without them "To join the Thousand lotus hall to the Tomb, Mountain and Sea alliance, I shall take my place as its fourth seat, I am honored and privilege to join masters Huanliuxue, Su Zhe'xínglǚ and Xia Jīnsè-shāyú as the leaders of such an illustrious and eminent organization"
"We are happy to have you join our esteemed ranks, Madam Lotus" Jinse-Shayu jovially greets as Fang Ru grins giddily and Yang yingtai looks like she's about to have an aneurysm and hopefully will drop dead "I shall send a fine shipment of fertilizer, to welcome the hall into our alliance, from a gift given to my sect by the alliance founder"
"And, I will be open to grant access to my spring rich in the five elemental energies, that I know you've been coveting for years and that Huanliuxue has wetted your appetite for my blessed waters with some taken from her own source" Su Zhe'xínglǚ politely states "And I shall to, send a welcoming gift to your sect"
Yang Yingtai's face paled and looked a little less like she was about to explode from frustration and offense
Fang Ru looks at you expectingly. You ignore him completely
"Excellent, so with the permission of the other heads of the alliance, the thousand lotus hall will officially join as the fourth member of the alliance, that shall now be renamed from the Tomb, Mountain and Sea, to the Tomb, Mountain, Sea and Garden!"
"I am humbled to be granted such a privledged position, and glad to formally recognize the friendship between our sects, that started with your and my own" Tianhua exclaims happily "Is that all that must done, to recognize our place in this alliance, fellow head?"
"Like I said, the complicated, boring stuff, can wait till later, when we can gather all the elders and seniors of your sect and ours to decide terms that please us all. I am very happy to have you on my side. I prefer my friends close and at my side" You titter "Xia? Su? any objections"
"None at all, fellow head' They say in unison
"Then it is decided" You say with a shrug as you hop to your feet "Now, I have a tournament to host and contests to oversee"
"Should we not announce this officially?" Tianhua asks sweetly as all the elders except Fang Ru stare at her, still so shocked they're frozen in place, Fang Ru is looking at you and pouting like a dog begging for scraps "Or at least tell Luli about this decision?"
"Who said you could..." Yang yingtai begins, before Xia glares her down and silences her, and one of the other elders hisses something in her ear
"it would be proper" Master Su muses "And show all of us in a united front..."
Guess you had to do that before you could watch more contests...
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Fri 04 Apr 2025 04:35:21 No. 6222804 Report >>6222802 How do you announce the Thousand lotus hall sect joining the Tomb, Mountain, Sea and Garden, Huanliuxue?
>By making it a surprise until you introduce one of their disciples to the crowd during the alchemy or sorcery contests >By declaring it at the start of the next contest, with Tianhua, Jinse-Shayu and Zhe'xínglǚ, and have them stay at your side for the rest of the foundation establishment contests >Tell Tianhua you'll leave the announcement to her discretion and follow along with whatever she chooses, and leave her to decide so you can carry on with the tournament >Make a real show of it, while the foundation establishment contests continue >Write in Anonymous
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>>6222804 >>By declaring it at the start of the next contest, with Tianhua, Jinse-Shayu and Zhe'xínglǚ, and have them stay at your side for the rest of the foundation establishment contests Come sit with us. We're cool and will not steal your bones. Promise.
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>>6222804 >By declaring it at the start of the next contest, with Tianhua, Jinse-Shayu and Zhe'xínglǚ, and have them stay at your side for the rest of the foundation establishment contests Anonymous
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>>6222804 >By declaring it at the start of the next contest, with Tianhua, Jinse-Shayu and Zhe'xínglǚ, and have them stay at your side for the rest of the foundation establishment contests Anonymous
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>>6222804 >Declare it at the start and sit all together. Anonymous
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>>6222804 >>By declaring it at the start of the next contest, with Tianhua, Jinse-Shayu and Zhe'xínglǚ, and have them stay at your side for the rest of the foundation establishment contests Anonymous
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>>6222804 >By declaring it at the start of the next contest, with Tianhua, Jinse-Shayu and Zhe'xínglǚ, and have them stay at your side for the rest of the foundation establishment contests Anonymous
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>>6222804 >Make a real show of it, while the foundation establishment contests continue. It was a spur of the moment decision but a long time coming event, make petals rain from the sky and turn the grass into a carpet of flowers for the occasion.
I guess we can offer honey based treats to the audience too, to sweeten the blow of having a respected neutral party take our side.
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Ending the vote and tallying its result now. By declaring it at the start of the next contest, with Tianhua, Jinse-Shayu and Zhe'xínglǚ, and have them stay at your side for the rest of the foundation establishment contests:6 Make a real show of it, while the foundation establishment contests continue.:1 So you'll declare the thousand lotus halls admission to the Tomb, the Mountain, the Sea and the Garden alliance at the start of the martial contest/ 1 v 1 matches, along with Su Zhe'xinglu, Xia Jinse-Shayu and Lian Tianhua Update will arrive shortly. Sorry for taking awhile again, life is still keeping me busy
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:03:50 No. 6224704 Report The arena floor once more is shaking with the audience's excitement. The random team battles may have been thrilling, you didn't know since you missed those contests in their entirety, but the thrill of the martial arts tournament had, as with the prior two brackets, infected every viewer and contestant with a fever pitch thrill, as they enthusiastically wait for the truest test of a cultivators skill as a warrior to begin and for the best of Chuan's foundation establishment realm disciples to be matched against eachother in single combat. An excitement that was only fanned by the taste they had gotten of the competitors fighting abilities during the Monster slaying contest and the Random team battles, you'd have to thank Shengzhanshi for suggesting to lead with those two contests, because the anticipation to see folk heroes and immortals they had seen slay deadly beasts and horrible monsters, who they had seen fight alongside one another, had grown massively now that the favorites of the previous two contests were promised to meet each other in the bloody ring. And that meant everyone, from peasant farmers to the grandmasters of peerless sects, were betting heavily and gambling on their favorite contestant, familial relation or student, or simply on the match up they expected to be favourable in any of the starting rounds. Fu fighting Qiang, and Ping fighting Feiqing again, had drawn nearly as much bets and wagers as the usual rivalries between the Shidi and Xia and all of the innocent witch court betting against the Fa twins and Peng Jiao which they did because of the Weiwupo's enmity towards poor old master Su. So it wasn't surprising that when you declared you had an announcement to make, right before the first match, Emotufu vs one of the Seven Slaughtering swords, that nearly everyone seated in the coliseum groaned or complained openly or shouted for the bloodshed to start already as you appeared, flicking your tail as you padded to your seat, followed by Xia Jinse-Shayu, Su Zhe'xinglu, and Lian Tianhua. And the sight of the three other masters following behind you, quieted most of the grumbling as the crowd began to whisper and murmur among themselves, wondering why the head of the thousand lotus hall was at your side along with the two other seats of the Tomb, the Mountain, and The Sea. Well, those who were aware of the politics in the world of cultivation and between the sects of Chuan theorized, the unenlightened masses and the ignorant hermits and martial artists, simply gawked at the four "Immortals" taking their place high above the arena Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:04:51 No. 6224705 Report >>6224704 "I demand your silence!" You bellow, stomping a paw hard onto the ground and releasing a flicker of deathly yin Qi to get everyone to shut up "As I declared, I, the great and magnanimous Huanliuxue, have a very important announcement make that will over turn the heavens of Chuan kingdom! So shut your mouths, quit complaining, and listen to what I and my close allies, Master Su Zhe'xinglu of the elemental springs, Lord Xia Jinse-Shayu, the warden of the summer sea, and Lady Lian Tianhua the tender of the thousand lotus hall have to tell you, as it will surely change everyone's lives"
You wait until there is actual silence and a respectful silence at that, to carry on.
"I, Huanliuxue, Sect head and founder of the palace of natural laws, guardian spirit of the Chuan clan, and the Tomb Seat of the Tomb, The Mountain, and the Sea, am overjoyed to announce the growth of our humble alliance and the spread of its combined territories, wealth and providence" You explain
"I, Su Zhe'xingly, Sect head and Founder of the Five colors and five purities, guardian of the harmonious five elements springs, hermit of the distant peaks, and the Mountain Seat of the Tomb, the Mountain, and the Sea, am also overjoyed that our three temples now share their benefits, wealth and friendship with a fourth" Master Su continues, lifting up his hands hidden in his sleeves
"I, Xia Jinse-Shayu, Sect head of the summer sea dawn and patriarch of the Xia clan, ruler of the waves of the summer sea and warden of its depths and loyal follower and worshipper of Huanliuxue, and the Sea seat of the Tomb, The mountain and the Sea, are similarly overjoyed to announce that we are abandoning our original alliance name, as we admit a new member, a temple who asked to be admitted alongside the three founding sects" Jinse-Shayu booms, raising up his spear and lashing salt water waves through the air theatrically.
The cultivators in the crowd go deathly silent, as all of their eyes focus on the meek Tianhua, who composes herself with dignity and regal poise as she steps forward and holds up a lotus flower that blooms in her hand and shines with an internal, soothing light as green as her sister's eyes.
"I, Lian Tianhua! Current Sect head of the illustrious and peaceful Thousand Lotus Hall and Matriarch of the Lian Clan, dealer of miraculous elixirs, pills and spirit medicine and drugs, caretaker of the hidden gardens of the thousand flower fields and all its healing herbs and grasses" She begins, as the lotus flower's petals break away and flutter away taking on the vague shapes of doves and song birds that sing and spread the relaxing life and fragrance of the blossom to the whole amphitheater
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:05:52 No. 6224706 Report >>6224705 She breathes out and continues her speech "Am humbled and honored to take the position and title of the Garden seat, of the newly renamed The Tomb, The Mountain, The Sea, and The Garden Alliance, joining my hall to the three great shrines of my seniors and binding the fortunes and prosperity of my temple to theirs, in good times and bad, we share their joys and their misfortunes, as sworn brothers"
No one speaks, but you sense quite a few ripples of killing intent and jealous glares as you hold up your paw, and with one voice, say with Su and Xia "And we are overjoyed to welcome Lady Lian and the thousand lotus hall sect into our fold!"
"And with that said, let us welcome in the fourth temple to our great alliance, by getting these matches underway, Emotufu, Chuxueren (出血刃, Bleeding Edge), cross your weapons, step back four paces, and begin!' You declare, as the Sword maniac and hammer wielding demon slayer do just that, then explosively rush at eachother as they begin their fast paced, intense and brutal match, thrilling the audience and wetting their bloodthirst as the heretical Chuxueren gleefully throws themselves into battle against the disciple of the righteous sect, mocking her and boasting about the strength of sword dao and that one can only learn to fight by killing
They're a talkative lunatic. And they waste too much of their breath. And lose more than one of their teeth as, Emotufu, though cut all over and bleeding heavily, lands one solid blow with her big scary hammer, and wastes no time or breath straddling them as they hit the ground after she slammed her hammer heavily into them.
You call the match before the sword maniac is murdered in the ring by the girl, as she slams her oversized hammer into their skull repeatedly, eyes filled with clear murderous intent. The two martial siblings of Chuxueren drag him out, laughing and praising Emotufu's skill and ferocity as she walks away from the ring, oozing blood from where her opponents serrated blade dragged across her arms and chest.
The next two matches are not as exciting, being rogue and sect-less cultivators fighting without many interesting moves or techniques or clever use of spells or bizarre styles, and then there is a match between Lang Yingtai of the dusk marsh wolves and the storm shrine mountain's Lightning Rod, which while exciting is a relatively short match, as despite Yingtai's skill with her sect's favoured weapon, the Dao, her cultivation just isn't up to snuff compared to Bìléizhēn's, and she has no answer or counter to a staff wielding moving as quick as lightning and launching bolts of it at her while riding along its currents. That match ends with a single decisive blow, of Bileizhen launching themselves into the air, pole vaulting with their staff, before shattering Yingtai's Dao with a blow so powerful it bends their iron rod of a staff and causes it to warp. The lightning bolt that cracks the sky afterwards, is what knocks her out.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 07 Apr 2025 05:08:33 No. 6224707 Report >>6224706 It was a bad match up for Yingtai, whose cultivation was more dominantly water aligned than earth, which made her easily overcome by Bileizhen's electric metal Qi.
But after their match, comes one you're very excited for.
Lei vs Qiang.
The mask wearing mute and the one eyed swordswoman enter the ring, and both look to you as they demonstrate a few performative strikes and techniques to wow the crowd. Lei lifts up his Huanliuxue mask and smiles, showing off his lack of a tongue while Qiang just sheathes her blade and bows respectfully
Do you offer any additional incentive to the winner of the matches that put two of your disciples against eachother, Huanliuxue?
>No, if they want a prize, they have to win the whole contest! >Offer them a prize in the form of a custom made artifact or magic tool >Tell them whoever wins will recieve some extra face and a fancy new epithet >Promise the winner of each match between palace of natural laws members, an unbeatable technique, created by yours truly >Write in Anonymous
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>>6224707 >>No, if they want a prize, they have to win the whole contest! Now now, we can't play favorites and promise them extra goodies.
We can just give them those without needing to use them as a bribe. Anonymous
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>>6224707 >Offer them a prize in the form of a custom made artifact or magic tool Anonymous
>>6224707 >Since Lei likes our face so much you'll resolve to give him a mask whose eyes and mouth moves as his own features do, and enhanced so that he can see from behind it as if he were not even wearing it! (Sadly, or fortunately, I was too late in the last vote to suggest offering Lian Tianhua to give her a daughter ourselves by growing a "mushroom" and fathering one with her.)
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>>6224738 Is this what the internal monologue of Lian is saying?
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>>6224707 >No, if they want a prize, they have to win the whole contest! >>6224738 This is who the gods should've exterminated, not magical beasts
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>>6224707 >No, if they want a prize, they have to win the whole contest! >>6224738 maybe the heaven's weren't entirely incorrect in their stance towards the unorthodox.
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>>6224707 >No, if they want a prize, they have to win the whole contest! >>6224738 This junior's heart demons have overtaken him
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 10 Apr 2025 08:28:58 No. 6226333 Report Quoted By:
Ending the vote, tallying its result now. Forgive me for my tardiness
No, if they want a prize, they have to win the whole contest!:4
Offer them a prize in the form of a custom made artifact or magic tool:1
Since Lei likes our face so much you'll resolve to give him a mask whose eyes and mouth moves as his own features do, and enhanced so that he can see from behind it as if he were not even wearing it!:1
So you won't be giving an additional incentive for your disciples to beat their martial siblings in the martial contest
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>>6224738 Junior, your heart demons are out of control
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 10 Apr 2025 10:05:13 No. 6226372 Report While you'd be well withing your rights to offer an additional...incentive for your students to put in their maximum efforts fighting their martial siblings to make the Palace of Natural laws sect look as impressive as possible, there really just is no need to. None of your disciples are of the coddled sort that populate much of the world of cultivation. They were raised to be fighters and rebels, expecting to face down the world and expected to come out on top. Lei saw his whole clan get wiped out and still finds the joy to smile beneath that mask of his, Qiang blazed her own trail before meeting Fu and hadn't given up when faced with the ogress or the worst of Aodasheng's army of maddened spirits. They'll fight like their lives on their line, because that is simply who they are, they treat every clash of blades like it could be their last. They're wise, like their master, because they known any confrontation, even a friendly spar could turn deadly at any moment. You lift up a paw and cackle "Qiang, Quickdraw Qiang, Qiang of the four steps, the possessed blade. Qiang, my martial daughter and the second practitioner of my peerless Ruler of the Great Wheel's law! The red haired blur, the somber sword! A favorite of the devils' blood games!" You announce and Qiang's cheeks flush as she lifts her head up high "And Lei, the madman, the demon sealer, the Qi eater, the mute stranger, the most heretical of all of the Palace of Natural laws" You throw your head back and laugh excitedly "She who banishes ghosts with every slice of her flickering blade, and he who was deranged enough to trap a demon in his own flesh! The girl who traveled to hell to train at my behest, and the man who followed me from the pyre into the vast unknown!" You continue, eyes sparkling as Lei wags his hips and shoulders in a funny little dance "The former assassin who inspired my four step execution technique, and the weirdo who proves even demonic cultivators can be good company. What an exciting match! Two of my most dangerous students, facing off, oh what a delight!" "One who knows how to end her battles with a single cut, and one who knows how to draw them out!" You yowl, stalking up to the edge of the terrace "Oh I can't wait, Qiang! Lei! Get to your corners and start tearing into eachother, like wild animals" Lei nods and lowers his mask, skipping to his side of the arena as Qiang nods, frowns and is "blinks" to her side with the Phantom cat step. "Begin!" You declare and the two vanish for a second, Qiang by use of the ever useful Phantom Cat Step, and Lei because he channeled a burst of Qi to his legs so intense it nearly blew his pants off. They're clashing. Qiang aimed for a throat slash, and Lei bit down on the edge of her blade, grinning as the two of them part, blood dripping from the corners of his smiling mouth as Qiang cleans her blade with her sleeve. She tosses out her blade, and her arm goes limp as her spirit reaches out from it to grab her blade Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 10 Apr 2025 10:06:14 No. 6226373 Report >>6226372 Lei dodges, bending far backward as it slices the sword scything through the air shears away the bristle on his chin, then he lunges, nearly flipping back forward as he charges Qiang. Her sword shoots back through the air as he lifts up two fingers with each hand and strikes at her acupoint. Qiang drifts away, strange smoke trailing Lei's hands as he chases after her. Her toes touch the ground, and Lei ducks as her sword comes flying back into her hand, she catches it blade first as her opponent barely dodges being impaled by it.
Qiang hisses, as Lei waggles away from her, one of the swordswoman's legs stiff and unmoving from a single point her stabbed. Lei stalks around her like a cat chasing a mouse, but Qiang doesn't let any emotion show on her voice, and merely watches Lei. Then her eyes alight, and a very Huanliuxue esc smile passes on her lips
Her body drops backward. The coliseum gasps, and there is much murmuring about the danger of whatever demonic technique the mute used. Lei grunts, and raises his guard, as the air chills and Qiang's disembodied soul grabs her sword and rushes Lei with a steady and self disciplined expression. The crowd gasp and shouts, as to most of their eyes, blood spurts from wounds that suddenly appeared over his arms
"She may not be at the same level as her teacher, but the girl is certainly possessed by the same cunning" Master Su remarks, fanning himself "Lei, if I understand what I saw, practices an art to seal meridians and tear Qi from the body. A single brush was enough to paralyze an entire limb. Qiang, your understudy, possesses the ability to taken on the nature of a ghost. A soul has no meridians to block and the Qi that can be taken from one is....deadly to the average cultivator. Poison. She truly is Lifen's martial granddaughter"
"Two terrifying abilities, this early in the first round, that is a good omen for things to come. This will be a fine contest" Lord Xia laughs "Showing the prowess of the few Foundation establishment cultivators raised in this generation. I am almost jealous of you, my master, possessing two underlings so lethal. An assassin who does not risk her body, and a devourer of spiritual energy and sealer of strength. How unfair!"
"I imagine you're glad you chose to be her underling now, hm?" Master Su chuckles as Lei sprints around the arena, grunting with effort as he kicks up sand and tries to reach Qiang's still body, being blocked at every turn by her flying sword or a sudden burst or lash of destructive Yin Qi
"I'm just going to smile and pretend I understand what the two of them are doing down there, if that is alright with my senior heads" Tianhua hums as you nod and wave your paw dismissively, nearly falling over the railing of your private seating as you watch Lei and Qiang's dance. Qiang isn't aiming for a one hit kill now, but is instead trying to wear down Lei with bloodloss or an excess of deathly yin Qi in the air.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 10 Apr 2025 10:07:14 No. 6226374 Report >>6226373 And Lei seems like he'll be helpless as he's cut to ribbons, until, with a scowl and grimace, he taps a few points on his body, his skin flushing a brilliant shade of red, steaming rising as his eyes bulge, become bloodshot and his teeth seem to grow into fangs as he takes on the appearance of a real devil. Qiang's blade slides across his breast harmlessly, he grabs her sword, and snaps it with a bend of his wrist, and then backhands Qiang's ghostly body away from himself as he bellows a wordless cry, muscles bulging and veins popping
Zhe'xinglu, Jinse-Shayu, and Tianhua both look to your for context.
"Lei does carry demonic Qi in his body, I don't know much about his law to be honest, but I presume the technique he used is a partial transformation, but sealing his natural reserves of spiritual energy and releasing the stores of Demonic energy in his meridians, he is able to assume the appearance and brute strength of a demon" You guess, flicking your tail "Strengthening his body. Its like a demonic possession, just without...you know, the possession part"
"Terrifying" Tianhua whispers, covering her face as Qiang stabs her broken blade through his hand, her soul once more getting tossed through the air, bruises appearing on her empty vessel, on her face and chest, where Lei struck her. Lei doesn't even notice the half of a sword sticking out from his hand as he rushes Qiang's still body. The stadium is silent, as he lifts her up by her throat.
And Qiang's eyes open.
"Gotcha" She says quietly, pressing a hand to one of the wounds exaggerated by Lei's bulking transformation, as her body glows faintly white as he drains her forcefully of her Qi. Lei's eyes flick down and he smiles, flashing his fangs, and daring Qiang to try.
It happens in a flash. Qiang's Qi is ripped out of her. And Lei's blood is torn out from him. You had never taught Qiang blood control. But it makes sense that she could learn it from watching you use it, and experimenting with the Pure blood Qi you expel constantly.
The both of them are blown back from the force of the Qi eruption. Lei looks ill, his skin paling as his muscles shrinking, as he takes on the parlor of someone on the brink of death, and not just because of his bloodloss. The Qi he drew out was nearly purely Deathly Yin Qi. And Lei hasn't trained to safely absorb ghostly energies. Qiang wobbles, looking disoriented and weak, frail from the sudden draining of her Qi reserves.
Your heart pounds, the seconds feel like minutes, as the two, weakened and on the verge of passing out from the decisive move of the other, totter towards eachother.
Lei coughs up blood and tumbles forward, and hits the ground hard. Qiang teeters backwards and falls onto her back with a weak sigh, eyes fluttering before closing.
There is a thick silence in the stands
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 10 Apr 2025 10:08:16 No. 6226376 Report >>6226374 "Well. That's whats to be expected when two cultivators with plenty of sure kill techniques and finishers face off" You declare, breaking the silence "Equally matched until one drops their guard a second to early. That's how assassins and killers fight! Qiang wins, by way of remaining conscious a second longer after having her spiritual energies drawn out. It was an even match till the end, both showed the right measure of caution and the right amount of daring. Possessing her own sword was a risk, as was the technique Lei made use of to reach his opponents empty body to try and force a victory. The two dropped their guards at the same moment, but Qiang's decisive blow was simply more effective by an inch"
Then, after the cultivators who can't see ghosts and the masses hear your explanation, they start cheering with those daoists, buddhists and occultists who did see every move of the fight instead of just Qiang dropping and Lei suddenly having most of his blood explode out of his body. Two of Tianhua's disciples enter the ringer and examine the two unconscious fighters, before carrying them away to receive medical treatment.
Then, Siwang and Chuandapo enter the ring, both in their human forms, and Chuandapo looking half asleep, with her long violet hair half covering her eyes as her belly jiggles as she climbs into the ring, before flopping down on her back. There are a few nervous chuckles, that you make fall deathly silent with a lethal glare. No one is allowed to tease your students except you. The tubby girl just closes her eyes and spreads out her arms and legs, sunbathing as Siwang, dressed like an imperial scholar, walks in to the ring, folds his glasses, stows them away in his robes and pulls out a fan and unfurls his wings, winds swirling around him
You're about to start the match when Chuandapo groans and sits up, and pouts
"I can think of a way to win this, brother Wusheng" She huffs as she stands up "So I won't be forfeiting. You and Huili are both quick as the wind. But a quick breeze can't smash my shell, that breaks the hulls of boats"
"I was waiting to see if you'd reach that conclusion before the match could start, Chundapo" Siwang says proudly "We are, after all, not too far apart in terms of skill and prowess, are we not? I would not have allowed you to forfeit, in all honesty, knowing how near we are in terms of power. Who who who, amongst our sect would I allow to shame themselves out of a misplaced belief in their own weakness?"
"Yinying maybe?" Chuandapo yawns, and adopts her form of a fighting stance, arms hanging loosely by her sides, fingers curled into handsigns and Qi circulating rapidly in the soles of her feet and palms of her hand.
"Begin!' You shout, and Siwang rides the whirlwind he kicked up and explosively releases a galeforce of wind on Chuandapo,
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 10 Apr 2025 10:09:17 No. 6226377 Report >>6226376 who stumbles back, slams a foot down, and draws a diagram in the sand, a geyser of water rushes up to meet the whirlwind riding judge, who expertly avoids the move. Chundapo waves her arms around, and the geyser turns into a snapping serpent of white water rapids that chases Siwang higher and higher up into the air as he flies, the crowd oohing and awing as he flies above the coliseum and then rockets back down, the water serpent splitting into a mult headed octopus as Chuandapo lazily steps back, and nearly is thrown out of the ring by the twister of air that Siwang creates as he touches down.
"The...fat one has a remarkably steady stance" Lord Xia says and you flick your eyes over to glare at him
"Chuandapo used to break boats by not moving out of their way" You answer "If she has one talent, its being damn near unmovable when she isn't feeling like moving"
"Siwang's use of upward mobility and control of the winds deserves mentioning" Master Su says as Swiang hops and dodges a sequence of icicle shards that erupt from Chuandapo's hands "And isn't that..."
"Yes, that's one of the winter blossoming sect techniques" Tianhua says, tapping her chin
"Don't look at me, I only stole Su's methods. Monu taught Chuandapo half of her cultivation' You say with a shrug "She's using magic to avoid exerting her body. She knows how to fight barehanded its just...well, Chuandapo avoids expending energy without reason, I suppose. And she knows she can't hit Siwang until he's worn out and wounded. And I half expect that she only joined this leg of the tournament to compete with Huili"
"The spell casting contest does seem to be more her style, but sorcery is as much a part of a cultivators fighting style as the blades they wield" Xia says as Siwang loses a few feathers to a creeping frost Chuandapo hid in her writhing mass of water. He flicks his fan, and Chuandapo lets out a subdued groan of a pain, as he cheek tears open from a cutting wind.
Then she gets serious, her dull, tired expression cracking into a gleeful, bloodthirsty grin worthy of the man-eating pack of wolves that Huili keeps around. And she starts to move, with remarkable quickness, and attempts to use the greater bulk and weight of her body to pull Siwang down and crush him beneath her. And after riding a river of water, she manages to reach him, blood spraying from a half dozen more wounds Siwang cuts across her arms and front as she tries to keep up with the high flying boy. She catches him, after impaling one of his shoulders with a hook formed out of serrated ice.
She squeezes him against her chest, cheeks puffed and red with strain as Siwang's face is pressed against her bosom. You hear a crack as she wraps her arms tighter and tighter around him, ice growing across the both of them to seal the owl into a death grip.
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 10 Apr 2025 10:10:18 No. 6226378 Report >>6226377 And then she goes flying back and up into the air as a updraft powerful enough to lift most of the sand from the arena floor hits her right in the stomach. Water rains down around them as Siwang spreads his now, somewhat crooked, wings and flaps to land, as Chuandapo spins and shifts back to her natural shake. And tries a last ditch effort to slam shell first into Siwang. But he flicks his sleeve and unfurls his fan, and churns up enough winds to slow her descent and keep her floating in the hair. Chuandapo pokes her head out of her shell, sighs and turns back to her human form. Their are offended gasps and lewd hollers, as her robes had gotten torn to pieces when she transformed
"Lasted longer than I expected to, fighting Siwang is exhausting" She sighs
"Lift your head up high, sister, you dealt more damage to me than any of my real opponents, I can barely stand" Siwang says, wincing and rubbing his back, his wings trembling as they spread "Nearly broke my spine with that hug"
Siwang pulls out his glasses and put them on
"And any who look upon my martial sister with such lewd eyes may meet me outside the arena grounds to answer for their boorish behavior!" He declares, throwing out his arm as Chuandapo giggles, unashamed of her nudeness though you feel somewhat embarrassed for her. More so because she's exposing her fleshy belly to the crowd than anything else.
"Aren't you a gentleman, Sir owl? Well, sorry Huili, my friend, this is as far as I go. Beat up the bird brain for me, I underestimated just how much of a windbag he really was" Chuandapo laughs as Siwang delicately lowers her to the ground
"Whose fighting next?" You ask as Lord Xia averts his eyes and Master Su sips his tea
"Gong Qing of the Storm shrine mountain sect and...Shi Nianzu of the white jade devil opposing army. After them, your Lanfen will fight the Innocent witch court's Wu Yeliang"
"The mirror polisher?" You ask lazily. Master Su nearly chokes on his tea
"Huanliuxue, the innocent witch court only has that reputation because..."Tianhua stammers
"No, Miss Wu is a lesbian" You defiantly declare "She was sad that I met her in this form, when she'd been hoping to look upon my!"
"Like mother like daughter" Su groans, pinching his brow as Tianhua turns a bright cherry red and Lord Xia laughs
"Ah! A witch with fine tastes then. At least she isn't so far gone as to settle for a cat's fur" He hollers
"I was going to dress up in one of my hellish dresses, since I felt it was a compliment that she despaired at missing a chance to view my.." you start, before Tianhua snaps her fan shut
"Just because one of the witches is a lesbian doesn't change my point that the innocent witch court only has that reputation because of jealous men who are angry they can't live out their harem fantasies. The sect was founded by spurned and damaged lady cultivators who sought safety and shelter together" She starts and Su looks weak in the eyes
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Thu 10 Apr 2025 10:11:24 No. 6226379 Report >>6226378 "I'd never had more female attention than when I crossdressed to learn their arts" He mumbles, and Tianhua looks like she could gut him like a fish for that remark.
"Hypocrite. You were just bemoaning our Huanliuxue for taking offense that Tianhua here thought she didn't have a female admirer. I know she has several! My sect is replete with them, its just...well, they want to be her, not be with her" Lord Xia laughs
"Huanliuxue. Begin the next match" Tianhua pouts, lips pursed "Or I am going to strangle one or both of them"
"Why not me huh?" You balk
"You...You're a...because you don't have the same sense of shame and your idea of etiquette is different from a human's. You wear nothing but shadow from time to time" She answers
"...that makes sense" You admit with a snicker "Well, lets see if the lightning catcher can beat the devil fighter, hm? Bring them out already!"
What do you talk with the three other heads of the alliance, as the rest of the Foundation establishment Martial arts matches proceed, Huanliuxue?
>Pester Su Zhe'xinglu about his past with the innocent witch court, considering they all hate the nice old man's guts for it, you know that he snuck in in disguise and stole their spring fairy blossom art, but nothing more than that >Place friendly wagers with them about who is going to win their match, knowing you'll probably win all the ones where both sides of a match belong to your sect >Brag about your legion of admirers and mention that you use a few of the wilder ones as inspiration for characters in your planned sequel to Hare and Hunting Hound... >Ask them if they have any interest in meeting your friends in hell. Spider Demon Silk is remarkably durable and flexible for armor, and you know a spider who'd be happy to outfit their sects with some of it... >Write in Anonymous
>>6226372 Did we just casually dox Lei? What the hell?
>>6226379 >Pester Su Zhe'xinglu about his past with the innocent witch court, considering they all hate the nice old man's guts for it, you know that he snuck in in disguise and stole their spring fairy blossom art, but nothing more than that >Ask them if they have any interest in meeting your friends in hell. Spider Demon Silk is remarkably durable and flexible for armor, and you know a spider who'd be happy to outfit their sects with some of it... Don't reveal our writing chops. I'd prefer to place subtle clues into the book and enjoy the readers' theories
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>>6226379 >>Ask them if they have any interest in meeting your friends in hell. Spider Demon Silk is remarkably durable and flexible for armor, and you know a spider who'd be happy to outfit their sects with some of it... we ARE due for a hell trip with the demon fighting guys anyway.
>Pester Su Zhe'xinglu about his past with the innocent witch court, considering they all hate the nice old man's guts for it, you know that he snuck in in disguise and stole their spring fairy blossom art, but nothing more than that >>6226472 only to the sect heads I think, our allies.
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>>6226379 >Ask if they have any desire to meet our demon friends. >Give them the heads up that we are going to be battling the Ling in a years time, if they assent then I can become an alliance operation. Killing a Spirit severing cultivator ought to have some rewards in it. Anonymous
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>>6226379 >Ask them if they have any interest in meeting your friends in hell. Spider Demon Silk is remarkably durable and flexible for armor, and you know a spider who'd be happy to outfit their sects with some of it... Anonymous
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>>6226379 >Pester Su Zhe'xinglu about his past with the innocent witch court, considering they all hate the nice old man's guts for it, you know that he snuck in in disguise and stole their spring fairy blossom art, but nothing more than that >Ask them if they have any interest in meeting your friends in hell. Spider Demon Silk is remarkably durable and flexible for armor, and you know a spider who'd be happy to outfit their sects with some of it... Anonymous
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>>6226472 it's fine to get your story out there
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>>6226379 >Pester Su Zhe'xinglu about his past with the innocent witch court, considering they all hate the nice old man's guts for it, you know that he snuck in in disguise and stole their spring fairy blossom art, but nothing more than that >Ask them if they have any interest in meeting your friends in hell. Spider Demon Silk is remarkably durable and flexible for armor, and you know a spider who'd be happy to outfit their sects with some of it... Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q
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Ending the vote, tallying the result now. Had no energy to write over the weekend, I humbly beg forgiveness from you, my juniors
Pester Su Zhe'xinglu about his past with the innocent witch court, considering they all hate the nice old man's guts for it, you know that he snuck in in disguise and stole their spring fairy blossom art, but nothing more than that: 4
Ask them if they have any interest in meeting your friends in hell. Spider Demon Silk is remarkably durable and flexible for armor, and you know a spider who'd be happy to outfit their sects with some of it...:6
Give them the heads up that we are going to be battling the Ling in a years time, if they assent then I can become an alliance operation. Killing a Spirit severing cultivator ought to have some rewards in it.:1
landslide victory to ask if they wanna meet your friends down by the yellow springs, but before that, Huan shall briefly pester Su Zhe'Xinglu about his past
Update will arrive shortly
>>6226493 Correct
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 14 Apr 2025 09:42:44 No. 6228914 Report Giving permission for the Storm Shrine Mountain Sect and White Jade Devil Opposing Army disciples to start smacking eachother around the arena with a wave of your paw, you turn to Master Su with a sly smile and titter as you lean playfully closer to the much older cultivator. He thins his lips and lifts his chin dignifiedly as he tries to ignore your sudden close attention, no doubt knowing what earning your interest of out of thin air must mean "Hey hey, Uncle Zhe, could you enlighten this kit whose only just opened her eyes to the world, of the adventures you had as the only member of the innocent witch court to possess a mighty "Dragon Rod?" You say cutely, fluttering your eye lashes, purring and flicking your tail as you use a technique your mother taught you, that the old sage is allegedly incredibly weak to He clicks his tongue, and looks painedly towards Jinse-Shayu, who is now leaning closer and grinning ear to ear like the sharks his personal martial arts and many of his sorcerous incantations are derived from, the lord of the summer sea giving the older gentleman no mercy or quarter. Su's eyes then ponderously draw to Tianhua, who looks like she's just bitten into a tart lemon peel and is distancing herself from the conversation by drinking and glugging away at the cup of tea offered to her by one of Jionghuagege's ever demure and polite daughters. Seeing he had no allies, the old man sighed heavily, brow creased with stress as he bit down on his cheek and slumped heavily in his chair. "Sometimes, your mother's worse traits reveal themselves in you, young lady" He complains, gnashing and grinding his teeth "But, whatever rumors you have heard on the matter, or whatever the Weiwupo has insinuated, I did not make use of a Sunflower manual method to sneak into their ladies court" "Ohoho! How daring! To risk your rod so permanently! Couldn't have taken a drug to temporarily become a eunuch or dig up some dusty transformation technique" Lord Xia snickers, tenting his fingers and grinning maniacally, like a gossipy hen hearing about her neighbors infidelity "The witch who raised our fellow head could explain why I'd not take such drastic measures, even temporarily" Su blanches, shaking his head "And I was still young then, before all these liver spots and wrinkles, I had the androgynes beauty that, depending on my dress and manner, made me appear as either a lion amongst men or an unusually tall fairy. I knew enough...womanly arts to mask my masculinity and more rough edges..." "Ah, make up and perfumes" You giggle excitedly, seeing this whole dark history of the other sect head like a grand mystery to unravel. Zhe'xinglu pauses and smile "Correct" he cheerfully answers, nodding his head "See, I had already found cultivation methods and techniques that aligned to the other four elements, it was not difficult, there were common laws for earth and wood, and I had found worthwhile manuals for fire and metal" Cont
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 14 Apr 2025 09:43:46 No. 6228915 Report >>6228914 "But, you had left the former winter blossoming wisdom sect in disgrace, after you challenged that old monster Laohue to an honor duel, two centuries back when the witch who calls herself witch got crippled and cast out for so minor an offense" Jinse-Shayu remarks, wagging a finger "Thus, the Winter Breath accord was sealed to you, and the resident masters of water arts wanted nothing to do with you"
"Your father was as much of a bastard as most of your children, present lord xia" The older man says, sucking on his teeth as Lord Xia laughs off the insult directed at his sire and predecessor "And while I was planning even then to found my own sect, upon the insights granted to me by a mysterious scroll I happened upon, none of the sect heads at the times trusted me"
"Ah, something about, siding with the creator of a man eating devil who had allegedly used humans as cultivation material" Xia adds
"Lies and slander of course" You say shamelessly, knowing how much your mother uses human corpses and remains in some of her medicines and poisons
"Of course" Su says coolly "And, the innocent witch court, is renowned for their healing art, the Spring Fairy Blossom art. I coveted it. And, for a time, while she was crippled and outcast, the witches sheltered Liandyue and helped her recover. She, gave me the idea. Hah! Always the follower! Is what our friend turned mortal foe had told me. Always the follower"
"And that's how you snuck in? That's all I know, besides the court still resenting you for tricking them" You asks innocently
"Well, its what gave me the idea to try. I disguised myself as a rogue lady cultivator and earned myself a quick reputation, disguising my yang essence with an overabundance of Yin Qi and traveling the land doing good and peddling wares. That allowed me to slip into one of their once in a decades selection and, to my utter surprise, none of the women there noticed I was a man!" Su explains, cheeks flushing "And neither did any of the other cultivators observing. I had a legion of admirers"
"Did...you base your false identity on My mother" You ask, and Su looks like he's about to cough up blood
"And they didn't discover my deception, even as I spent more and more time in their hidden temple" he says, tugging on his beard nervously
"How long did you spend in that realm of lilies, old man?" Lord Xia asked, sounding more shocked than amused "from what I've seen of your students and my master's own practitioners of the witch's jealously guarded techniques, they have a complete knowledge of the method and"
"I...uh" Zhe'xingly says, pulling a few tufts of white hair from his beard "suffice to say, I lingered long enough to be taught the entirety of the Spring fairy blossom art, and form several close bonds with several of my seniors, peers and juniors and"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 14 Apr 2025 09:44:47 No. 6228916 Report >>6228915 "...You stayed there long enough to get so comfortable? What, did they only find out when they were about to name you Weiwupo?!" You howl with laughter, but it peters out as Su looks away and shrugs in a way that might as well be a nod "Holy shit"
"Decades?! disguised in drag!?" Lord Xia laughs so loudly that he falls from his chair clutching his stomach
"Something like that" Master Su mutters ruefully
"Oh you must have so many stories" You say weakly, trying not to laugh at his self inflicted misfortunes
"Many" Su mumbles, eyes narrowed coldly
"Well I won't press, today at least" You say stoically, nodding your head. Tianhua and Zhe'xinglu's shoulders visibly relax, and Xia keeps laughing, so loud you barely hear the gong strike announcing the end of the last match, which it seems Shi Nianzu, the relative of the wretch still being tortured in your first temple, won. And considering Lanfen isn't what you'd consider a strong fighter and the innocent witch court isn't renowned for raising warriors, the next match is probably going to be yawn inducingly boring.
"I haha must say, elder, you are a much brave man than I to risk your little soldier for decades and very brave indeed to wear dresses and powders for just as long" Jinse-Shayu chuckles, and Su's hand runs along the edge of a fruit cutting knife
"Indeed, indeed" He hums, and you, realizing that the randy shark might lose their pride and joy and cause an incident in the alliance if he keeps annoying the clearly irritated master Su, you decide to distract the other heads with a proposition you'd been planning on putting forward anyway
"Fu~ fu!, I've been thinking of giving you three some benefits through my connections down in the yellow springs" You say quickly before Su can remember the lessons the innocent witch court probably gave him on castration on the fly "would any of you austere masters have any interest in recieving introductions to one of my friends amongst demon kind"
That shocks them all enough for you to get their full attention, Laing Tianhua choking on her tea, Xia Jinse-Shayu perking up and grinning more like a rat than a shark and Su Zhe'xinglu arcing an eyebrow curiously
"The Heizhizhu (黑蜘蛛, Dark Spider) clan of spider demons, to be exact. They and I are on...lukewarm terms as a whole, considering I used several of their younger members as target practice, but apparently literally disarming one of their foremost assassins and wreaking him in a fight, made them forgive me, and that they think my one true friend in their number, the seamstress Anjing-Yinshi (安靜-隐士, Quiet Hermit), arranged for me to kill her more troublesome siblings who were bullying her...And she kind of did by mentioning their bullying in the first place, pretty sure I remember her asking me to kill them, come to think of it" You ramble and rave, flicking your tail back and forth rhythmically
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 14 Apr 2025 09:45:48 No. 6228917 Report >>6228916 "And that got her back in the good graces of their household, despite being...well barely a demon. She's a fan of romance novels, and prefers sewing and clothes making to the usual hobbies of spider demons, such as torturing and extracting the miseries of souls they've webbed up, plying their venomous fangs as assassins, or glutting themselves on rotting flesh!" You explain "She is practically human, despite being a giant spider larger than the cat me. She stays all day sewing in her manor, and is quiet the frightful and shy thing"
"That is...quite the story, Huanliuxue" Su says, nodding along "But of all cultivators, those who share your fashion sense can be counted on one hand, with fingers to spare, and all of them are members of your sect"
"No no" Jinse-Shayu says, shaking his head "She isn't offering us the new fashions of hell, geezer, Spider demon silk is said to be strong as steel, stronger than the steel normal men can forge, and has numerous magical properties"
"She sounds like a lovely young...spider, I'd be happy to meet her, and not just for business. Though I'd...prefer if she was brought to the surface. My lovely flowers may wilt, or I might get spirited away if I go to visit her" Tianhua answers weakly "and I'm sure that lord xia is correct in his assumption, master Su
"Hah, I'd massacre any demon that dared touch even a lock of hair on your head! And Xia is correct, she can weave her silk into fine robes, dresses, underclothes, anything you'd like, I got my sect banners from her and all of the robes and accessories my students wear. But, I also got my regal armor and Fu's imposing skull armor" You explain excitedly "Armor incredibly light, flexible and durable, with the remarkable ability to mend itself and unravel rather than buckle and break! And if I put in a good word for you, and...helped you with the exchange rates, I'm sure Anjing would be happy to outfit your set with a few spider demon silk raiments!"
"Huanliuxue. We wouldn't be trading in the souls of the dammed would we?" Su asks and you groan, rolling your eyes
"...Huan" Tianhua presses, palling around her cheeks "You know that we can't get away with the offenses you can, as a heretic and great power. Bartering with souls is..."
"Sounds exciting!" Jinse-Shayu snickers, weaselly, rubbing his hands together "If they're in hell, they deserve to be bartered and tossed around, surely"
"Well pure, innocent souls fetch a higher price, since they spend a shorter time in the springs before reincarnating but that is neither here nor there, and I am sure I could work for favors or...or" You talk, figuring out how to pay for the benefits you already promised to the other sect heads without offending their sensibilities. Its not like its against the natural order, and even human souls in hell trade in caged spirits "I could get some other demons indebted in me to foot the bill or...or...OR!"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 14 Apr 2025 09:46:49 No. 6228918 Report >>6228917 You grin manically, wildly
"Or we can gate crash a tournament down there, slaughter some demons, and use the materials of their corpses as payment. A find tiger devil's hide could fetch a high price in the markets Anjing attends to" You sneer "or we can hunt stray spirits!"
Tianhua smiles politely, but looks sick by the thought, while both Su and Xia's eyes are sparkling the way young boys do when they hear tales of adventure and imagine themselves in the place of the hero
"And if massacring evil or refining wild spirits into wealth is still a step too far for you purely righteous and right minded daoists, we can just visit Anjing. Or I can show you to the secret lair of the Alchemists and sages who have extended their lives and remember the age before the orthodoxy, the very same wise masters who taught Ping how to stop his heart and still live!"
"WHAT?!" Tianhua chokes out as she takes a sip of tea to calm her nerves
"Or we can visit the night markets, maybe not with lady Lian, considering her frail constitution and weak stomach, or go traveling, oh there are such sights to show you!" You exclaim "And so many fascinating dead people. Of course, I might smell like a meal considering how many good deeds I've been doing but...Oh, Lanfen just lost via a...kiss?"
"Iron Thorn dance, Third form, Devil rose technique, Young Miss Wu drained her vitality and internal energy with that kiss" Su explains in a snap "and I am sure your good natured self would make the demons down their drool over themselves"
"I'd like to see anything dumb enough to try to make a meal out of this monster to try" Jinse-Shayu declares as the next match begins, as Lanfen is slapped away by Niu and walked out of the arena, utterly confused as to what's going on, not even seeming to realize she lost
"There may be something down there that could" Tianhua frets
"Then I'll eat them first, even if demon meat tastes like shit" You huff and boast "But, even if you're all too righteously minded to buy with souls or scaredy cat to meet with the underworld sages, surely, your sect and personal reputation would benefit from slaying a few wandering devils, no?"
"Would we be joined by the general of the white jade devil opposing army?" Jinse-Shayu asks curiously
"And can I just meet your nice spider friend...anywhere but hell itself? I'm not...I can't fight, Huan, and I don't share your fascination with grisly things" Tianhua mewls weakly, tugging on your sleeve "I'll go if you ask, but I really don't want to visit the underworld any earlier than I need to"
"Oh it'll be an adventure, lotus flower" Xia teases
"I am curious to see if Laohue is down there" Su says with a shrug "and with us three masters, you'd be well protected"
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 14 Apr 2025 09:47:50 No. 6228919 Report >>6228918 "Unless the old monsters down there take offense to our stomping around" You snicker, and wonder why the three others look so deathly pale all of a sudden, as the first round of fights wrap up, with an exciting match of Fu vs Xue Li, who fights doggedly and well past the point most men would yield, fighting like a tiger or dragon against your first disciple, who commands him to recover and get stronger after a harrowing match that he wins by holding Li down with a few of his ghostly free loaders and stopping an axe swing a hair from his neck
Apparently your "Brother", Xue long, had to be escorted out of the arena since he fainted right before the match was ended and Li was forced to concede, with two broken arms, a few busted ribs and a punctured lung from fighting the man who can lose his head and still swing his axe. He might just have it in him to actually challenge you someday, if he doesn't die seeking to beat Fu in a rematch to make up for his loss. Seems like Fu considers Li a rival, and that the feeling is mutual.
But, besides Chuandapo Lanfen and Hong who was unfortunate enough to be put against a Huli with a promise to win for Chuandapo's sake, every one of your attending foundation establishment disciples proceeds to the second round. Including Qinxin.
And since the rice is going to be separated from the chaff really quickly in the second round, and unless the other sects were hiding secret weapons all along, you can foresee that the winner in the end will most likely be one of your disciples, and that the latter rounds will most be palace of natural laws members fighting tooth and nail for the glory. And the next few contests should pass by quicker, since less cultivators applied for them...
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Our-Grandfather !!x2Y5mWD7k6q ID:ZjzoOdEy Mon 14 Apr 2025 09:48:52 No. 6228920 Report >>6228919 <span class="mu-s"> Double vote </span>
What reward do you give the winner of the martial arts contest
>A simple cash/ spirit stone prize, the largest thus far. >Get them an artifact that would've seen them burned on a pyre prior to the status quo shifts you caused >Grant them permission to travel to the primordial basin, so long as they leave the magical beasts there well enough alone >Create a special/ secret organ for them, to enhance their bodies, through blood alchemy and a little underworld medicine >Write in And what do you do during the latter half of the foundation establishment realm contests, Huanliuxue
>Prepare the one core formation member of your sect, Monu, to be ready for the, very short, core formation stage contests >Drag the other sect heads into hell to meet Anjing, too excited to wait at all to introduce them to her and damn the consequences! >Have Aodasheng prepare hell for your arrival with the rest of the alliance heads and probably the white jade devil army, letting the ghost king off his leash to...well, kill anything that might annoy you during your visit their in the future. >Covertly check to see how many golden core rivals you'll actually have to fight when that bracket comes up, even though the core formation and Magical beast formation stages are still before it. >write in Anonymous
>>6228920 Aw do we have to fight?
how irritating. But also we can show off.
>Great a special/Secret organ for them to enhance their bodies. >Prepare Monu for the coe formation stage >Let Aodasheng prepare hell for our arrival, He knows how to make a profit off of the kills too. Anonymous
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>>6228920 >Create a special/ secret organ for them, to enhance their bodies, through blood alchemy and a little underworld medicine Qiang for sure gets a special eye, maybe some type of healing/bodily improvement for Fu, maybe something for Siwang's wings and Huli's teeth?
>Prepare the one core formation member of your sect, Monu, to be ready for the, very short, core formation stage contests >Covertly check to see how many golden core rivals you'll actually have to fight when that bracket comes up, even though the core formation and Magical beast formation stages are still before it. Get that prep handled.
>>6228943 I know people love their secrecy, but getting more experience against Golden Core level foes will benefit us far more in the long run and this is a whole gaggle of them lining up for free without us needing to go exploring the worlds above and below. Specifically the Disi-Ling will be an invaluable opponent if he competes as he'll give us an idea of what to expect from the main branch (minus whatever secret techniques they kept for themselves)
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>>6228920 >A simple cash/ spirit stone prize, the largest thus far. Maybe the winner doesn't want to have their organs changed or have to go on an adventure for their reward, or something that their sect might view as heretical. Maybe they just want money. This reward will make everyone satisfied in participating for victory regardless of affiliation.
>Have Aodasheng prepare hell for your arrival with the rest of the alliance heads and probably the white jade devil army, letting the ghost king off his leash to...well, kill anything that might annoy you during your visit their in the future. >Covertly check to see how many golden core rivals you'll actually have to fight when that bracket comes up, even though the core formation and Magical beast formation stages are still before it. We send ando to hell while preparing ourselves for our own trials and tribulations. Monu knows not to falter, she's older then us after all.
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>>6228920 >Prepare the one core formation member of your sect, Monu, to be ready for the, very short, core formation stage contests. Though while I would love to gift her our most terrible poisons she might need a little more time to internalize it given the difference in cultivation. And also it wouldn't be appropriate for a tournament.
>Get them an artifact that would've seen them burned on a pyre prior to the status quo shifts you caused if human wins.
>Create a special/ secret organ for them, to enhance their bodies, through blood alchemy and a little underworld medicine if a beast wins instead.
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>>6228920 I'd say if they don't want to trade souls. Understandable, probably barter prescious resources for the spider silk. If not hand us the resources and be a middle-man for the trading. Maybe teach our spider friend to take on human form?
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>>6228920 >Create a special/ secret organ for them, to enhance their bodies, through blood alchemy and a little underworld medicine >Prepare the one core formation member of your sect, Monu, to be ready for the, very short, core formation stage contests Anonymous
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>>6228920 >Create a special/ secret organ for them, to enhance their bodies, through blood alchemy and a little underworld medicine >Covertly check to see how many golden core rivals you'll actually have to fight when that bracket comes up, even though the core formation and Magical beast formation stages are still before it. Anonymous
Grandmaster!!! This Junior has missed you so! Many days without hearing the tales of Haun has nearly caused me to lose to heart demons! Please let your juniors know you still live.
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Our-Grandfather !!6YlJK70pl9t ID:lR8uSXZ/ Fri 25 Apr 2025 18:10:52 No. 6229450 Report >>6229399 And I was nearly brought low by despair, thinking these tales and the juniors who enjoyed them were lost to me!
I have not vanished like a clay ox wading into the see, loyal disciples! Going to need to do some catching up, but I'll try to get the long awaited updated out later today or tommorrow
It is good to be back
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>>6229399 >>6229450 The unjust heavens will never destroy our dream.
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>>6229399 Scroll junior is also here! I am greatly satisfied that my having this thread to pdf was an overreaction of caution!
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>>6229450 Another Junior reporting that they’ve heard the good news and returned.
Also considering writing a short in universe folk story of the events as two warring sects Anonymous
>>6229450 Good to be back Grandfather
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Our-Grandfather !!6YlJK70pl9t ID:lR8uSXZ/ Sat 26 Apr 2025 04:34:55 No. 6229782 Report That took longer than I intended it to. Anyways, tallying the vote's results and ending it now. I've archived this thread (Was meaning to before the crash, even) and will make a new one to usher in the dawn of this new era
Create a special/ secret organ for them, to enhance their bodies, through blood alchemy and a little underworld medicine:5
A simple cash/ spirit stone prize, the largest thus far.: 1
Get them an artifact that would've seen them burned on a pyre prior to the status quo shifts you caused:1
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Prepare Monu for the coe formation stage:4
Let Aodasheng prepare hell for our arrival, He knows how to make a profit off of the kills too.:2
Covertly check to see how many golden core rivals you'll actually have to fight when that bracket comes up, even though the core formation and Magical beast formation stages are still before it.:3
So you'll reward the winner of the FE martial arts contest with a secret/ Hidden organ to improve their bodies/ physique, and prepare Monu for the core formation stage while secretly checking how many golden cores you'll actually have to fight, as you are expected to compete in the final bracket as the host...
New thread will arrive shortly
>>6229483 Such strong words! I agree wholeheartedly! Fuck the celestial realm!
>>6229539 But it was well warranted, and I'd have appreciated a manuscript to have survived if this mortal realm was forever lost
>>6229618 I'd love to read whatever you write junior!
>>6229665 Hell yeah!
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Our-Grandfather !!6YlJK70pl9t ID:lR8uSXZ/ Sat 26 Apr 2025 05:29:09 No. 6229806 Report Quoted By:
>>6229782 >>6229800 new thread
took me a sec to get back into the rythm of writing Huan