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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sun 09 Mar 2025 15:26:29 No. 6210191 Report 2/5(?) Intermission; Sub Space Explosions; Emergency Meeting of the United Federation of Planets. Priority One Sub Space Transmission Network. Over a dozen of the highest ranking members of the United Federation of Planets’ Government are attending remotely across the Federation. ‘’Thank you to attending this emergency meeting’’ the Tellrite president of the UFP states, the Effie Tower in he’s background as he speak in he’s personal office ‘’as we all heard by now, for the last 2 weeks the rate of what we have dubbed Sub Space Explosions, or SSEs in short, have increased exponentially. This meeting is of the highest security clearance, normally that would mean that this would happen in person. But time of of the essence’’ ‘’The first recorded instance of detection was 2 weeks ago’’ the Volcan head of the Siance Coulsol start ’’within seconds of each-other, every Ship Tracking Station rated Delta and above in the Federation detected a subspace event 65 light years form Earth.’’ The Vulcan states ‘’That’s more than 30 light years further than what we should detect form that direction’’ the Civilian Starship Commissioner states ‘’do we know who is in that direction?’’ ‘’In that direction there some roomers of a few nations, some civilizations of large eared traders and spoon head conquers.’’ That shadowy figure states ‘’but information is very limited’’ ———
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:MJpnfVM6 Sun 09 Mar 2025 15:30:05 No. 6210193 Report Quoted By:
>>6210191 3/5(?)
‘’These events are unprecedented, we never calculated for a subspace event measured in the Megaton range. We sent a exploration ship in that direction, the Vikramaditya. Under the assumption that it was a rare phenomenon of some kind. 3 hours later another incident occurred 40 light years Coreward. 2 hour 50 minutes one 45 light years clockwise, by the end of the first earth day 21 events have been counted’’
‘’It’s that moment we noticed this as a possible security threat to the Federation’’ a shadowy figure states in a non-discrip room ‘’within that week we intercepted internal memos in the Klingon Empire and Romulan Star Empire about detecting these, events. Not long after the Romulans started to have… abnormal transmissions from worlds Core-Counterclockwise. Reports of big green aliens attacking their planets, not long earlier we detected SSEs in the space between their stars in that region’’
‘’Are they Orions?’’ The Diplomatic Core Minister ask ‘’that would be pretty far out for so many to be up to something’’
‘’No’’ that shadowy figure answers ‘’not only that but they seem to spread and grow via spores. The scant reports of them matches the description and pictures we just got from the Pluton moments ago. There’s reports of them popping up on the 3 biggest farming worlds of the Romulans. Namely Egiptus, Afradies, and Gullics. If those worlds fall or suffer significant damages, the Romulans are going to starve. I have sent you all we have so far on this species, the SSEs, and the likely death toll projections, but it’s not much. The Romulans are trying to keep a tight lip to their own people, but frankly we don’t expect that to last in the coming days or even hours.’’
‘’even if we empty the emergency reserves, we wouldn’t be able to feed all of them’’ the Logistics and Economics Counsel states looking at the developing crisis. ‘’and any ship fleeing could be carrying these spores.’’
‘’Normally we would be a little more, need to know, with this intel. But I don’t want some Kirk wannabe to spread this invasive species’’ the shadow says ‘’Knowledge is power, power is dangerous but so is ignorance’’
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sun 09 Mar 2025 15:32:43 No. 6210197 Report 4/6(?) ‘’We need to consider the prospects of a war footing’’ the Star Fleet Admiral states ‘’these ‘Greenskins’, also known as ‘Orcs’ are not the only Party coming form these SSEs, a civilization of humans known as Imperials had been encountered in a border system by the same Pluton, Yamamoto just reported a encounter with a much larger vessel of similar description, tho the ‘Emperor Glory’ made contact with the Pluton and was only a mile long, only, this larger vessel instantly opened fire on the Yamamoto. Causing her to flee.’’ The human continues ‘’That one was 12 kilometers long, its mass measured in megatons. We so far seen no indication of joint efforts between these 2 vessels, nor evidence of them utilizing sub-space communications let alone cross-star sensors. But if one of those behemoths wonders to a frontier world, who knows what will happen.’’ ‘’Dear god- how many of these SSEs have we detected’’ the president of the Federation asks ‘10,236 unique explosions or clusters, past normal sensor ranges we can’t tell the difference between clusters and individual SSEs’’ the Vulcan states ‘’the one the Pluton encountered is the only one confirmed within our borders, unless you count Wreck 001, or the Space Hulk’’ ‘’so a big green gamma infused monster?’’ The head of the LAEC asks half seriously ‘’So far no, but it’s a large mass of vessels merged together in the part of SubSpace the Imperium calls The Warp, apparently they are commonly inhabited by all sorts of people including Orcs’’ The Federation President lean back in he’s chair thinking, letting all of this information sinks in, before speaking ‘’I am recalling all exploration vessels not engaging in critical missions, and am going to do a slow activation of the reserve fleets, no need to spook the Klingons with a full rapid activation. A fair few cadets are going to be undertrained but hopefully we can make up the gap by shifting around officers’’ ‘’Yes Mr President, the first few ships should be activated within the week. I also propose-‘’ hEheHeHE The sound cuts off the Starfleet Ameral, whatever it is it’s causes everyone on the screens to look around- as if they can’t tell where it’s coming from, can’t tell if the sound is coming form the feed- or form their rooms. ‘’What was that?’’ Someone asks <span class="mu-b"> YoU DoN’t KnOw wHat YoU WIlL kNOW soooon </span>
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:dpmBt4Q3 Sun 09 Mar 2025 15:33:46 No. 6210198 Report >>6210197 5/7(?)
‘’This is a secure channel-‘’ the president began a to order, ferrous at this practical joke ‘’hacking into it is a criminal-‘’
<span class="mu-b"> ThE CHANGE WILL COME! </span>
‘’I can’t detect the source of this intrusion’’ that shadowy figure states ‘’the program is’t even recognizing it’’
<span class="mu-b"> YOU @$2q-/: WILL ‘!$:/.- LEARN! $@@/- </span>
The voice bellows as everyone’s screens begins to glitch, the Governor of Luna’s looks to now have a filter of hem crying blood, the Civilian Ships Commissioner’s lights flickers, all of the dozen and more experts and driven leader’s suffering technical difficulties.
<span class="mu-r"> RED ALERT! MALWARE DETECTED ALERT! SAFETY MEASURES ENGAGED! </span>
<span class="mu-b"> BE PREPARE TO BOLDLY GO TO-‘’’</span>
>> Transmission lost…… reconnecting… reconnecting… reconnecting… <span class="mu-b"> no matter, they shall all know your presence Lord, they all shall know. And I shall be the your first demon prince of this GALAXY HAHAHAHA!! </span>
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Meeting of Explorers.
‘’nothing, nothing, NOTHING!’’ Yell the overdressed woman as she walks to her command throne, aiming her anger as her crew, whom for their part let the tirade not stop their work ‘’Incompetent- all of you!’’
‘’Calm your Mon-tits Princess’’ the relaxing knife eared Eldar says, dodging the laz shot as normal as it hit the same spot in her chair as many times before ‘’sorry- Lady Roge Trader, yelling at your fellow primates won’t do much’’
‘’your lucky your useful Xenos’’ the loyal imperial spits out as she sits down, fixing the golden beads in her braided blond hair to calm her nerves ‘’no one can tell where we are’’
‘’That’s because we are not in our relm’’ the Eldar casually states ‘’I can feel it, I no longer feel she feeding on me’’ he states. ‘’I no longer feel the ‘hunger’, where ever we are- are are outside the influence of Her’’
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sun 09 Mar 2025 15:34:52 No. 6210199 Report >>6210198 —————
6/7
‘’and when were you going to enlighten us to this fact? Eldar’’ the Imperial Captain asks
‘’When your tits had cooled’’ the knife eared creature states ‘’maybe then your’ll let me out of this goddy outfit, I feel like one of those pampered Nobel women of your world’s cheap Pictor-stories’’
‘’maybe next time you won’t kidnap a Xenos I’m trying to con until after the con is done. Don’t you get ‘fed’ egnoft by the prisoners we acquire?’’ She asks ‘’before we entered this relm that is, if that is where we are.’’
‘’Not quite as filling as hopeful and nieve people grasping at the stars’’ says the Xenos woman in the pink and expensive dress.
‘’Ma’am, we detected a ship on Ogers’’
‘’ show me it’’
The vessel that comes to view is a strange one, painted white, a cylinder body with a orange disk in its front, sprouting from its side is 2 more cylinders on pylons with yellowish glowing domes on their fronts. At the end of its neck to the front is a saucer like structure, from the angle the name of the vessel can be seen in High Gothic scrip.
‘’En-Ter-Prise, Nccc 1701’’ the Roage Trader reads.
‘’An old name form the Dark Age of technology, it was the name of the flagship of the Human Federation’’ the overeducated pink clad Eldar states.
‘’Hail the vessel’’ the Roge Trader states as the Eldar sighs and put on a wig to hide her Xenos ears, the blond thing also a punishment for her laps of judgement. ‘’maybe we found some humans who was never encountered by the Great Crusade.’’
On screen comes a small bridge with a crew in plan looking uniforms, some abhumans, some Xenos, but what catches the eye of the imperial explorer the most is the man on he’s own modest command throne.
‘’This is James T Kirk of the USS Enterprise, we come in peace’’ the yellow clad man states
The trader smiles as she greets the man in yellow ‘’I am Roge Trader Amelia Valentina Beret, of the Imperial Bounty’’ ‘perhaps this venture will be quite… profitable…. After all ’ she thinks to herself looking at the man ‘very profitable indeed’
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sun 09 Mar 2025 15:42:16 No. 6210203 Report >>6210199 End of Intermission
Several personnel surround the hanging Space Marine, all standing on hovering carts the Federation use on their ships. carefully placing a few clutched together carts under the massive man before they begin to cut the gold and copper that kept the angel from falling
>> To gather intel on these Heretical Hereteks Xenoslovers. They already been foolish enough to just give us their maps, but those are still being acquired by the Servitor as they are mixed with primers on the Xenoses known by the Federation. The tech priestess relay on the Noosphere.
>> they shall pay for their nievity. How critical are these maps? >>quite critical if we wish to get back to our lines. Or even figure out where we are. We have yet to encounter other Imperals other than yourself Lord Marine The marine shift a little, causing everyone to pause as bits of mosaics fall to the ground.
‘’Easy’’ Dr Caten says ‘’he’s weak- Lord Marine, when was the last time you had anything to eat’’
‘’What are you getting at Xenos’’ the marine answers back.
‘’I can scan your body even past the’’ the black and white feline doctor look at her device ‘’quite impressive armor, and found that it’s on its last reserve of nutrients and energy, I’m surprised your even conscious’’
>>is this Xenos, serious? >> Affirmative. Granted we haven’t explained to these Xenos lovers that we suffer not the Xenos to live. To much of a risk <span class="mu-r"> - - ATTENTION! INTRUSION DETECTED! INTRUDER IDENTIFIER; FED_TRICORDER_MODEL_SF-30, KEVIN-IS-KEVIN. </span>
The tech girl pauses, an action that cause all other cutting of wires to stop, she look around she sees on the floor the Xenoslover, Keven, go up to the Captain to talk to hem, showing hem the handheld cogitator issues to all of these hereteks. Looking at the forum logs of the Noosphere, Zana is unable determine how long the intruder been spying on the conversation, nor how much the knockoff Armsman knows.
>> We been compromised. The space marine states on the forum as the cog girl feels her heart beating. suspending over a dozen feet on a platform controlled by these heretics while Brian stands on another platform, looking at her with a face of growing concern.
‘’Is everything alright Zana?’’ Ask the voidman.
Zana;
- Play it cool, these fools are not so clever and over trusting. (Composure roll)
- <span class="mu-r"> takes the utility phaser and rapidly dangerously cut the cables and gold binding the weaken space marine’s arm. ‘’We need to act now’’ she yells to the Marine and Voidman (enter combat, the Space Marine is in a weaken state)
- ‘’The ploy is over, Federation, what do you do now?’’ The cog girl ask the Federalists
- Write in.</span>
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>>6210203 >‘’The ploy is over, Federation, what do you do now?’’ The cog girl ask the Federalists. Anonymous
>>6210203 >‘’The ploy is over, Federation, what do you do now?’’ The cog girl ask the Federalists Welcome back OP
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:ipL05JDC Sun 09 Mar 2025 22:24:41 No. 6210466 Report >>6210457 Thanks. It’s good to be back.
In the next update I’m going to post a thesaurus on the types of rolls (Advantage, Disadvantage, Total, Ext)
What do you think of the ‘’Intermission’’?
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Mon 10 Mar 2025 03:02:28 No. 6210605 Report Quoted By:
>>6210297 >>6210457 Votes counted, writing.
Let’s go Boldly Annons.
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>>6210466 The meeting of the explorers was fine but the sub-space explosions is rather lame for me. I would had prefered for the 40k guys to be a singular anomaly that simply happened once due to wierd shit that is common in both 40k and Trek, rather than some continuous event. Also, it's a little contradictory. Eldars talked about not feeling Slaanesh anymore but Tzeentch apparently can influence stuff in Star Trek? If it was the case of ''Oh, Tzeentch exist but not Slaanesh'' fine, but 40k Galaxy is mentioned by the Chaos dude ''
YOU @$2q-/: WILL ‘!$:/.- LEARN! $@@/-'', ''no matter, they shall all know your presence Lord, they all shall know. And I shall be the your first demon prince of this GALAXY HAHAHAHA!!''.
But yeah, I can imagine Kirk will spend very long time in Amelia bedchamber.
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>>6210203 >The ploy is over, Federation, what do you do now?’’ The cog girl ask the Federalists. These foolish federalists don't know the power of
the dark side one of His Space Marines. And we haven't done anything wrong, yet. We're just a wee bit racist against Xenos.
Caught up, seems like a nice quest.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Mon 10 Mar 2025 13:30:20 No. 6210731 Report Quoted By:
>>6210668 Both parties are working off of intel they know/trust. It may or may not be accurate to what is actually going on.
>>6210709 Thanks,
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:f9F8AW4j Mon 10 Mar 2025 16:20:28 No. 6210800 Report Zana look around at her situation, at the Federation personnel on the floating examples of tech heresy, to fight and the Federalist would just shut off her platform, to bluff and she would just give them time to maneuver. For her there is a singular, lease illogical, option. ‘’The ploy is over, Federation, what do you want’’ ask the Cog Girl to the strange Xenos lovers ‘’well, right now what I want to know is where you lot come from’’ Captain Carlos answers, he’s voice echoing In the large mess hall. ‘’We’re starting to think your from our future, your Holy Terra and Holy Mars are just Earth and Mars to us.’’ Says the heretic. ‘’Tho I do wonder, what do you mean by ‘suffer not the Xenos to live’.’’ ‘’The future- what a fib Heretic’’ the marine spat at the Captain- who seem to have decided to ignore. Brian looks nervous as he suddenly grab onto a length of dead wire, fearful of the platform suddenly falling ‘’ummm, you see-‘’ The marine speaks for the Imperials ‘’It means that the Pious among us purge the Xenos’’ ‘’Da fuck?’’ The imperials can hear from one of the Federalist, several of the floating platforms move away from the Marine and Imperials as Brian calmly just ties some of the cut wires into handholds. ‘’that is some Eugenics Wars s-’’ Brian hears Keven says wich promps the Captain to holds up a hand to cut hem off. ‘’relax Brian, we don’t drop people because of another’s thought crime. But we are not foolish enough to let people who want us harm to ‘gather intel’. ’’ The Captain says as he look at Zana ‘’unless both of you forgotten, plenty of Xenoses are in my crew, are Federation Citizens, image if I said that, I don’t know, purge the Abhuman or something, as a Captain of the Federation its my duty to ensure their safety. So Brian, is this view a prominent view of the Imperium?’’ Brian feel like he should feel fear, fear like when he’s boss asked hem who stole the spare rations, like when the Captain had Armsmen ask hem who was spreading the joke about he’s hat. Even at times when he didn’t do anything the fear was there- but here, it’s different. These people, they are not like he’s fellow Imperials. He is worried, he is concerned, but fear- it’s not there. Brian;
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:f9F8AW4j Mon 10 Mar 2025 16:21:09 No. 6210802 Report >>6210800 (2/2)
- Remain silent
- <span class="mu-b"> answers ‘’It is, a view that I am seriously reconsidering because of the last few hours’’ knowing full well that it might be he’s death sentence </span>
- Answers ‘’it’s a view that every man, woman, and child of the Imperium grows up learning. To most of us- it’s not a opinion, it’s Fact’’ knowing he’s own doubts.
- ‘’It’s not a view all of us hold’’ lies the Imperial ‘’even then, sometimes there is more pressing concerns’’ (roll for the Lie, will be rolled in opposition to the Captain)
- ‘’Feth it’’ he says as he hazardously slice the wires that is binding the Marine’s leg. (Enter combat)
- Write in
Brian;
Corruption;0
Insanity; 0
<span class="mu-b"> Fed-Corruption; 1.1 </span>
Zana;
Corruption; 0
Insanity; 0
<span class="mu-b"> Fed-Corruption; 0 </span>
Brother Sicyon
Corruption; 0
Insanity; 0
<span class="mu-b"> Fed-Corruption; Immune. </span>
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>>6210802 >Write-in:''Yes and no. I heard stories told in muttered whispers about sanctioned Xenoses serving under the command of Inquisitors and Traders. Before I thought of them as insane fiction, now...Now I'm reconsidering them and wonder if more among Emperor's subjects shouldn't take to this view and practice'' (partial Lie, roll to succeed). DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:wfO/uMuU Mon 10 Mar 2025 16:50:25 No. 6210817 Report Quoted By:
>>6210807 Not counting the vote yet -
but I would count that as a minor Fed corruption (0.4 VS in the 1.0 the presented choice)
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Mon 10 Mar 2025 17:21:27 No. 6210829 Report Quoted By:
Almost forgot to post this Dice Thesaurus roll with advantage; YDX with Y=2+, pick higher number Roll with Disadvantage; YDX with Y=2+, pick lower number. Modifier Withheld; Modifier hidden, will be added after count Roll for Total; YDX with Y=2+, add the numbers. A form of Rolling with a bonus, DC will be slightly higher than normal to balance. After voting for a option that requires rolls, I’ll give out the number of dice. To roll you type ‘’dice+[number of dice]d[number of sides][+ or - modifier]. In the option field.
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>>6210802 >- ‘’It’s not a view all of us hold’’ lies the Imperial ‘’even then, sometimes there is more pressing concerns’’ (roll for the Lie, will be rolled in opposition to the Captain) Marine and Techies are just paranoid hahahaha, they're like super special religious types, us normal folks have never met a xeno but I'm sure we'd be fine if we met them.
Remember, we have the glories we can use to rig the dicerolls in our favour.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:6PsKcpuE Mon 10 Mar 2025 23:52:46 No. 6211016 Report >>6210998 Glory can be used to add 5 to a roll, to cansle a Nat one, to roll for one of 3 seen appropriate boons.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:6PsKcpuE Mon 10 Mar 2025 23:53:46 No. 6211018 Report Quoted By:
>>6211016 Also you can suggest an alternative use for the Glory.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:9P6skh8S Tue 11 Mar 2025 02:38:20 No. 6211111 Report Write in; (winner)
>>6210983 >>6210807 It’s not the view we all hold;
>>6210998 Writing, I need someone to give me a 1d20+3. DC is 12.
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Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3) >>6211111 Whoops. Also checked.
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>>6210807 also like if they can breed with humans and are a stable breed with there own homeworld and is not a non-sanctioned Xenos like a Genestealer they are basically just Abhumans..
like most star trek species are literally abhumans as they all originate from one species and they can interbreed with humans so would we dispute the crew members actually being xenos and that they are just abhumans and the fed is just wrong as they have not meet true xenos
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>>6211276 >they are just abhumans and the fed is just wrong as they have not meet true xenos But they did? Federations has diplomatic, if uneasy, relations with Tholians, which are species of crystal-based spiders, Sheliak who don't even consider Humans to be sapient but Federation still was able to make treaty that both sides respect, Medusans who literally drive anyone who looks at them insane and many others, minor species. Also, non-Humanoid species belong to Federation, Edosian have six-limbs, Hamalki are giant transparent crabs or Nasats who are cowardly, tailed and bipedal woodlice.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:F0JPh2oA Tue 11 Mar 2025 20:22:10 No. 6211323 Report The update will come tomorrow, sorry today been hectic, probably around noonish or the afternoon.
Till then I got a question; what part of 40K do you think the Trek people would have the hardest time to understand and what part of Trek do you think 40K people would have the hardiest time to understand.>>6211276 It’s probably worth mentioning that Brian and Zana didn’t noticed the xenos as Xenos until they saw the Andronians and Edosian and had to be informed that people like Volcans are Xenoses. Anonymous
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>>6211323 For Trek? Just the general ''War'' thing. They just wouldn't understand all the hostility, grudge-bearing and bloodlust. To put into perspective: Trek people wouldn't have problem in understanding Orkoids-artificially created life? That's fine. Space Magic powers? Semi-normal in Trek, so nothing new, flashier than what they used to but still not outside context problem. What would be hard to comprehend is just how concentrated on war, Orks are. They just wouldn't see a point in creating such beings. And the opposite for 40k. 40k characters, including a literal-if Eldar-child, already commented on Feds ''naivety''. There's bullshit tech in 40k, there's godlike beings that casually warp reality as if physics were made from wet clay, and there is cooperation between different faction and respect shown between them. However, the thematic differences, how such things work out and disposition of people towards such things, is what makes the difference.
Also, to be honest, Brian also mistaken the Eldar child for a Human at first and the Rogue Trader lady has her Eldar companion, wear Imperial dresses and a wig to look Human-ish.
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>>6211290 its just the majority that they call xeno/alien is just a abhuman to us due to being already genetically related and capable of interbreeding at all
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:Iku02THP Wed 12 Mar 2025 19:23:26 No. 6211645 Report Brian thinks for a moment before answering. ‘’Yes, but no’’ the man pause like he is still looking for the words to use ‘’I heard muttering and wispers of sanctioned Xenoses used by Inquisitors and Traders. Before I thought of them as insane fiction, the ramblings of board and over-creative crewmen… Now I am reconsidering them’’ the man admits, a admission that forces the Cog girl to look at hem before he finishes and a scoff to be heard from the marine. ‘’Now I am wondering if more among the Emperor’s subjects shouldn’t take this view and practice’’ The Captain look at the three and sigh ‘’Lord Marine, would you agree to being, secured, and transported to the Glory. Surely as a military man yourself you understand a concern for the safety of one own’s troops’’ The marine look around at the heretics and Xenos. ‘’Why would I agree to that?’’ ‘’Because the alternative is either we sedate you or leave you where you are, Surely a servant of the emperor wouldn’t want hemself wasted on the roof once belonging to a dead man?’’ The captain try to reason to the warrior. ‘’And truthfully, might get some good will between the Federation and the Imperium. We of the Federation are a peaceful people and like to keep the peace, but we are no fools when it comes to threats nor the realities of Diplomacy.’’ The warrior pause for a moment before a faint laugh can be heard for a moment, a deep baritone thing lasting for a second. ‘’And I thought you all are suicidally nieve, instead you’re just dangerously so.’’ The marine states with another breath of laughter following. ‘’you remind me of the Tau in that regard. Believing that they can talk their way out of anything, that the Galaxy belongs to anyone but the strong with Humanity being the strongest. But there been times when the emperor is better served by…. dealing with a bigger threat.’’ The marine says before asking ‘’Do you have a vessel that could take me to the Glory?’’ ‘’there’s the Invincible II’’ the Cog Girl answers ‘’it’s a Arvis Lighter and should be able to take you to the Glory’’ ‘’Captain Carlos, how’s this for a deal, You free me, I instantly go to the base camp you must have, and Leave for the Imperial ship’’ The Marine offers ‘’all I ask is that the intel is still handed over to the Glory’’ Captain Carlos thinks for a moment before countering ‘’only if we put a tracker on you.‘’ ‘’that is… acceptable so long I can remove it when I’m off this vessel.’’ The marine accepts. —————— Roll a 2D20 with Advantage to free the trapped Marine. DC is 13
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Rolled 6, 13 = 19 (2d20) >>6211645 Anonymous
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Rolled 3, 19 = 22 (2d20) >>6211645 Anonymous
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Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d20) >>6211645 DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:Q190ljZy Thu 13 Mar 2025 01:15:40 No. 6211787 Report Quoted By:
Writing, if anyone haven’t rolled yet go ahead and roll. Maybe we get a Nat 20 somewhere
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:3dcqr0oy Thu 13 Mar 2025 21:53:04 No. 6212215 Report No update today. I am thinking of moving to a Monday, Wednesday, Friday update schedule.
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>>6212215 Sounds good, as long as updates will be fairly long. Like, at least two posts long.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:iVUHUPVs Fri 14 Mar 2025 01:29:19 No. 6212333 Report Quoted By:
>>6212247 I can do that, would require more choices or even parallel situations sometimes
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:hSkJzdod Fri 14 Mar 2025 19:39:27 No. 6212612 Report Zap, zap, zap One by one the wires are cut until the marine hemself can get onto the floating platform. Copper and gold clatter to the floor below, tho Brian sees even Zana pocketing some of the scrap riches along with himself, not a single Federation member seem to care about the valuable metals just falling from the sky. The proud warrior of the Emperor stands tall even as he’s platform lowers and moves, keeping an eye on the Federation personnel as the boarding team themselves have their weapons at the ready. He’s battered armor and chugging power pack still menace the stoic Armsmen. When the marine reaches the ground he look around at the Federation Armsmen. He see the fear in their eyes but see them still resolute. He himself may not know fear but these mortals seem capable to stare it down as well as any Catichan or Cadian. The Lementer go over to the table and grab he’s Bolter. ‘’Captain Carlos’’ the Marine states without looking at the mortal man ‘’I advise that you and your fellow humans repent sooner than later. Not all of my cousins are so, tactical, in who they fight’’ he warns ‘’I will keep that in mind’’ reply the Captain ‘’just know that we don’t demand such… compliance. Live how you live Marine, what you do on your worlds is your business’’ ‘Often there’s disagreement on who owns what worlds Caption’’ the marine says as he finish checking he’s brutal weapon ‘’such disagreement is why the Emperor created us.’’ He finishes.>>May the Emperor be with you Zana, and Thank you for helping me down The marine grab the printout of the map for the Space Hulk and walks down the twisted and rotten halls. The captain sighs next to he’s number one. ‘’Romanov, what have we gotten ourselves into’’ the captain asks. ‘’whatever it is- it’s full of cardigans’’ Romonove half jokes ‘’these Imperials use Asbestus and lead pipes’’ ‘’What?’’ The captain asks as he grab the tricorder to verify ‘’this kind of stuff is why I am in Border Patrol’’ As Brian help to put away the equipment for travel, something catches he’s eyes. In the hilt of a corpse sitting in a golden and silk chair is a sward. Its hilt is made of a purple wood, wood itself being such a rare and valuable material, and encrusted at the pulmal with a soft glowing gem akin to the large one that was on the Eldar child. It’s scabbier is remarkably preserved with imagery of a brave Commissar slaying orks. Dose he take the weapon? - Yes (will have to roll for [REDACTED]) - No - Write in. I can post a update tomorrow, decided to split a update into 2 parts. Going to a Monday-Wendsday-Friday update schedule.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:hSkJzdod Fri 14 Mar 2025 19:41:28 No. 6212614 Report Quoted By:
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>>6212612 >Yes (will have to roll for [REDACTED]). Anonymous
>>6212612 >- No Best not invite chaos.
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>>6212696 I thought this is just sword with Eldar soul stone? The roll to save ourselves from that Eldar mental attack or something like that.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sat 15 Mar 2025 00:27:50 No. 6212728 Report Quoted By:
>>6212709 The strange gem look almost identical to the largest of the gems that was on the Eldar child. Maybe cut slightly differently and glowed more.
He is unfamiliar with Soul Stones or anything Eldar, the closest is once hearing that there was a Xenos that move so wrong that it hurt to see.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:BeHJDckz Sat 15 Mar 2025 02:29:26 No. 6212800 Report >>6212620 >>6212696 >>6212706 Vote counted, writing.
I need some 1D20+1 rolls, you’re rolling for Brian.
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Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1) >>6212800 i like shiny
>>6212612 to be fair there is nothing better or cheaper then asbestos for insulation as its literally made just from rocks and lead pipes i imagine thee water pipes are made to run nuclear waste water but the serfs taped it for drinking water
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:vlQupzVT Sat 15 Mar 2025 07:58:35 No. 6212913 Report Quoted By:
>>6212910 Woke up to purify myself and saw a Nat 20.
Praise the Emperor, Glory count is now at 4.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:zPL3oLzi Sun 16 Mar 2025 02:28:39 No. 6213315 Report (Glory Count 4) 1/2 Brian, drawn to the blade, grab onto it. Getting it off the corpse he can better view it and unshives it, showing off its blade that lightly hum with energy. ‘’Fool’’ The imperial faintly hear the voices of the federation and of Zana, but over it all he hears the voice of hem. It’s a accented voice, not aided by the translator. A voice of no source but inside he’s own head. A voice that gives hem a pain where he never felt pain before in he’s brain. ‘Foolish Imperial Fool! FOR TO LONG I ADORN YOUR BLADE!’ The blade shocks the Voidman with unnatural energy, forcing he’s hand to grip tightly on the object. The blue archs gliding harmlessly over he’s cloths yet still striking he’s very nerves with energies men was never ment to weld ‘IT TOOK YEARS BUT FINALLY- wait, your not the one that en-‘ The voidman managed to use he’s free hand to pry open the hand gripping the strange beautiful blade. The voice and pain is replaced by screaming. It’s not until a hand lands on he’s shoulder that he realize the screaming was he’s own and that he was forced to he’s knees. ‘’Brian’’ the voidman hear, a voice that dose not echo in he’s head. He turns and see the familiar face of Zana, her previous scorn replaced by concern and fear. Someone else, Dr Caten, kicks the blade away from the Voidman, an action that causes more of those blue sparks to erupt from the gem. ‘’GET THAT THING CONTAINED’’ yells the Caption as 2 Science Officers slam an hazard crate over it. ‘’Brian?’’ Zana asks ‘’I’m fine, I’m fine. Just, shocked me.’’ The voidman says to the tech woman as he slowly stands up. Noticing the feline doctor hovering a small cylinder connected by a wire. ‘’Whatever that was it went straight to your Hippocampus and Limbic system’’ the feline states.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:zPL3oLzi Sun 16 Mar 2025 02:29:55 No. 6213316 Report >>6213315 2/2
‘’That’s concerning’’ the cog girl states ‘’That’s where the mind dreams and create, part of what makes us sentient’’
‘’It was a direct attack, if you didn’t pry your hand open you could have had brain damage.’’ The doctor warns. ‘’Did you feel anything else?’’
‘’Just, words, like someone was talking in my brain’’ the man report ‘’Zana, I don’t think I ever going to get that in ear vox implant if that is what it feel like’’
Eldritch Thunder cracks within the containment box, burning the rotten lush carpet as some of the crewmen douse the area in fire-suppressant.
‘’What was that’’ the voidman asks
‘’unknown, but it’s emitting Warp Energy’’ one of the pointed eared Science Officers states as she approach ‘’you stated you heard voices?’’
‘’A voice’’ Brian answers ‘’it was angry, and kept calling me a fool.’’
‘’just treat it like a Warp-dream, put it out of your mind’’ the tech priestesses advise ‘’Most likely some security system for the relic’’
The Volcan woman thinks for a moment before she approaches the box with Romanove joining her
‘’have this item secured, we need to study it. If there’s more of items like these- we must know how to find them and disable them.’’
At the mention of ‘item’ another Eldritch Thunder roars from the box, something that causes the eyebrow or the Volcan to raise in an eyebrow.
‘’Ma’am. I believe it is responding to us’’ the Xenos says.
‘’There been stories of relics able to follow voice commands without the use of servitors’’ the tech-priest states ‘’lost designs form the Dark Age of technology’’
‘’I hypothesized it might be more that that Zana’’ the Volcan says ‘’my people are able to meld minds with-‘’
‘’Wait- you’re a Phyker- all of you Volcans are?’’ The voidman interrupts, taking a step back along with Zana.
‘’We have some Telepathic abilities that requires physical contact’’ the knife eared phyker says in a monotone expected of her people. ‘’I presume this ‘Phyker’ terminology refers tot that’’
Brian respond;
- yes. They are Witches, people with unnatural abilities. I know that some humans can be Phykers, and those are a danger on space ships.
- Is interrupted by Zana ‘’A vile thing, a danger, a threat. Tho we use them on the battlefield and to guide our ships. Such Phykers, even Human Phykers, are to be scorn. Let alone Xenos ones.
- Write in.
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>>6213316 >- yes. They are Witches, people with unnatural abilities. I know that some humans can be Phykers, and those are a danger on space ships. Anonymous
>>6213316 >Is interrupted by Zana ‘’A vile thing, a danger, a threat. Tho we use them on the battlefield and to guide our ships. Such Phykers, even Human Phykers, are to be scorn. Let alone Xenos ones. DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sun 16 Mar 2025 15:11:41 No. 6213483 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d2) >>6213392 >>6213433 Rolling a 1d2 to brake the tie.
Update will come on Monday.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:JH7mDUJe Mon 17 Mar 2025 18:43:10 No. 6214074 Report 1/2 ‘’Yes’’ the voidman says ‘’they are Witches, people with unnatural abilities. I know that some humans can be Phykers, and those are a danger on space ships’’ ‘’Humans? You mean some of you imperials are born as these, Phykers’’ the Volcan asks causing Brian to nod ‘’yes, I knew a guy who was found to be one on a void walk’’ Brian recalled ‘’he was a good kid too- until He’s spare air tank was punctured. In he’s panic he’s eyes began to glow and the same kind of lighting erupted from hem. If we did’t shove a crate at hem to force hem to the void- we all would have been killed.’’ Warns the Imperial. ‘’We- don’t have that issue’’ the Volcan states, digesting the account ‘’we have to control our emotions and some can contract diseases that influence the emotions of those around them, we can also preform mind melds to understand someone better but I never encountered someone exhibiting that reaction. I nether encountered a human ‘Phyker’. ’’ the monotone woman explains ‘’But I seen reports that renders such a phenomenon as… logical.’’ ‘’Great, you’re full of Xenoses and Phykers’’ the tech priest snear. ‘’I bet for you folk it follows the one drop rule’’ a Federation boarder mutters. ‘‘the- what rule?’’ Zana asks, insult in her electronic voice ‘’A old law from my my people’s history, Those with any, with ‘a single drop’, of the wrong kind of ancestors was to be persecuted’’ the Fed Armsman explains ‘’i’m betting your applying the same to the children of humans and ‘Xenoses’ ‘’ ‘’Xenose and Humans can’t interbreed creten’’ the cog girl respond ‘’Well then my half Volcan niese and nephews must be fake robogirl’’ the Armsman snear back. ‘’Lieutenant!’’ ‘’Zana!’’ Romanove and Brian call to the Boarder and Tech Priestess respectively Instead of responding in anger, or disgust, the techprestst pause for a moment to think, then look at Romanove ‘’is this accurate? That there’s those of you who naturally had children with ‘Xenoses’ ‘’ she ask the woman. ‘’Well- yes. Quite a few actually’’ the woman answered ‘’Heck, Spock on the Enterprise is half human, and he’s the Number One for the flag ship’’ Zana is silent as she thinks for a moment about the implications; - These are still Xenoses, just a nature of either these humans, or the Xenoses. - These Xenoses, at least those who can mix with humans, are not Xenoses but instead some kind of Abhumans. still heretics and heathens but redeemable, perhaps these Federation humans are unaware of it. - Write in
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:JH7mDUJe Mon 17 Mar 2025 18:44:47 No. 6214076 Report >>6214074 2/2
The Feds secure the sward in a box of smooth plastic like cerimite with a glowing blue line going around the lip of the lid. The thunder had been reduced to barely a wisper. Loaded and strap down on a hover dolly it dose not even shake when the thunder whispers.
The team go down the coradors of the Space Halk, as they go they see more and more graffiti, a strange symbol painted on the walls, consisting of a strait horizontal line with 6 curved lines coming out of the center- 3 makeing curves to the top left, 3 to the top right.
‘’Do you recognize these?’’ Keven asks the voidman
‘’No.’’ the voidman answers ‘’never seen graffiti like that’’
‘’This is around where the settlement was detected at’’ Romanove states ‘’it must be how they mark their territory’’
‘’That and how clean it is’’ Zana notes. ‘’The halls are clear, even seem better maintained.’’ The cog girl says. ‘’whoever they are, there organized’’
The lead border pauses with a fist up- a single to stop, up head the Hallways end. with a makeshift bridge spanning a cavernous hanger bay, the skeleton of the glass causeway remained to support the scrap metal structure. On the other side is a span of hallway with a large gate made from the wings of imperial void craft, the Aquila painted over and replaced by the strange symbol.
‘’I have a bad feeling about this’’ Captain Carlos admits while Keven is seen giving hemself a silent prayer, holding up a small ’t’ he wears around he’s neck ‘’but it’s the best route to the Tau, someone have to go up to check it out’’
- ‘’I’ll check it out’’ Brian offer
- ‘’I’ll make contact’’ Zana offers to the sergrin of Captain Carlos
- ‘’I’ll scout it out sir’’ Keven says
the image is what the symbol looks like. Anonymous
>>6214074 >Write-in: Impossible. If any...Intercourse occurs between those Heretics and Xenoses, that results in offsprings, then they must use unholy tech-heresy to accomplish it. Abominable heathens... >>6214076 > ‘’I’ll check it out’’ Brian offer. Anonymous
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Tue 18 Mar 2025 00:51:32 No. 6214257 Report Quoted By:
Votes counted.
>>6214080 this is why I allow so many write insXD DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:rmYViiul Tue 18 Mar 2025 03:44:02 No. 6214348 Report No update until Wednesday. Until then; What part of Warhammer and Trek do you think the inhabitants will understand the most?
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>>6214348 Tau would unironically be a classic star trek race, seem good on the surface but then they find out about them in greater detail and realise they're still kinda evil
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:FAT/KHH3 Wed 19 Mar 2025 14:24:40 No. 6214876 Report 1/2 Summery Report draft 3 on the United Federation of Planet, By ZA281NA-Jolt12. The longer I am around these, Federalists, the more disgusted I am of these people. Their heretech is powerful, they need no ritual or prayers to operate them. Not for their Laz pistols, or ‘Phasers’, not for their doors nor engines, if they wish to modify something they simply gut their devices and preform the actions. They work with, mingle with, and even, produce offspring with, Xenos, the last likely aided by some abomination of a device. They have no god nor faith, no belief other than for the selfish betterment of themselves. They are decadent, the humans of this federation is neither master nor slave of the Xenoses, nor do they have any such. A human can command a Xenose and a Xenose can command a human, abominable. They claim to be the origin point for humanity, even call their home star Sol and their 4th planet Mars. They are nieve of the Ork and of the warp dipite able to travel the stars using something akin to it. Tho the humans count no Phykers among them- many of their, ‘’Xenos equals’’ do, namely the pointed ear Volcans. They will likely try to pervert our devices with their own ways if given a chance. They are foolishly open to others about knowledge about themselves, not their technology but of their organization and society. If the Imperium can stomach allowing them to continue for a time- I Advise further efforts to gather data so that they can be purged more efficiently. - Inquisitorial Archives on [REDACTED] (Zana Fed Corruption; -1, Zana is repulsed by the Federation)
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:FAT/KHH3 Wed 19 Mar 2025 14:25:41 No. 6214878 Report >>6214876 2/2
Brian’s Fed Corruption; 1.5; Supportive of some Fed Ideals adopted by the Imperium.
Brian walks down the, truthfully, well constructed bridge made from scrap metal slowly and alone. A part of the voidman is impressed by the practical ingenuity of whomever built this to last.
Looking down at the hanger bay Brian can see many caved in layers of flight decks covered in Imperial void crafts long forgotten, the area illuminated by ancient glow rods and luman globes. Its large exit blocked by an asteroid. He can see movement around one collection of old craft and lights, likely inhabitants of this hulk.
The voidman reaches the other side of the bridge, looking around he feels watched, until lumans around the gates lights up, exposing the gothic writing above the door way;
‘’Come all who need mercy, come who need aid. The Lord provides’’ the voidman read out loud.
‘A strange message’ Zana says over the coms, the federation vox-bead in Brian’s Ear. ‘Sounds religious’ Keven says.
Taking a deep breath the voidman continues to step forward, when he was about to knock on the gates a small eyes slit opens.
A pair of purple colored human eyes look at the man, protected by what the imperial recognized as armored glass used on Imperial vessels.
‘’Good Day sir, what are your intentions? What is your needs?’’ Ask the person.
‘’We are a rescue party, we wish to pass by your territory to provide our own ‘mercy’ onto others’’ the Voidman answers
‘’You’re Imperial, but who are the others, the plain, colorful, and… Abhuman?’’ The person asks- the last word more of a question within a question. ‘’Or Xenos?’’
‘’people of the United Federation of Planets, your home landed in their territory’’ Brian answers. ‘’But they seem- unbothered by it.’’
‘’we felt the Lord guide us and rested us. Already they sound more merciful than the Tau, even tho their music is nice. Dose these Imperial follow the Imperial Creed?’’ The man asks. ‘’Do they know the of the Emperor?’’
- ‘’No, as far as I know these people do not know of the emperor nor of their servants past what they would call ‘first contact.’’
- ‘’Yes, they are loyal, if odd servants of the Emperor’’ (Lie)
- ‘’No- they know nothing of the Emperor, or even the Orks, or even hostile Xenoses. Truthfully these people are ignorant and naive’’
- <span class="mu-b"> ‘’No- they are ignorant of the Emperor but also of many other things, but as a people they seem… genuine? Almost like they are not held down by the Galaxy (+.3 Fed Corruption) </span>
- Write in.
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>>6214878 >‘’No- they are ignorant of the Emperor but also of many other things, but as a people they seem… genuine? Almost like they are not held down by the Galaxy (+.3 Fed Corruption). Anonymous
>>6214878 >‘’No- they are ignorant of the Emperor but also of many other things, but as a people they seem… genuine? Almost like they are not held down by the Galaxy (+.3 Fed Corruption) Anonymous
>>6214878 >- ‘’No, as far as I know these people do not know of the emperor nor of their servants past what they would call ‘first contact.’’ DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:5ity9BjM Thu 20 Mar 2025 03:26:15 No. 6215212 Report >>6214905 >>6214971 >>6215108 Votes counted, writing, update will come on Friday.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:ntjxVa55 Fri 21 Mar 2025 19:39:42 No. 6215995 Report >>6215212 ——
1/2
Glory count 4
Brian clears he’s throat. ‘’No- they are Ignorant of the Emperor’’
‘’As if they don’t believe hem?’’ The purple eye person asks
‘’As if they never heard of hem by any title’’ the voidman says. ‘’and they are ignorant of many things, they even tried to capture a bunch of Orkoids’’
The statement brings a chuckle to the man ‘’o? And for what reason?’’
‘’When I asked later it was because it was their standard practice.’’ Answer the Imperial ‘’They are a strange people but seem, Genuine’’ the man says ‘’like the Galaxy is not weighing down on their shoulders’’
The man pauses for a moment before he’s eyes harden in suspicion ‘’Who do they worship?’’ The man asks
‘’some do some don’t, to them it’s not a concern. They see the world around them as… something they need to figure out. Not something that is.’’ The voidman says ‘’they have a term I found on their cogitator library, ‘Secular’, a idea without faith.’’
‘’that is strange.’’ The door Gard states ‘’sounds like something my Commissar would have shot someone for saying’’ the man half jokes ‘’Look we can’t just let all of you through without knowing you. How about I bring you and 2 other in. No weapons, no tools, and you’ll be searched. your’ll meet our leader and he will see if your for real, the lord command us to be charitable- not to be foolish’’
Brian shrugs ‘’that’s fair’’
Who will go with Brian?
- Zana
- Keven
- Captain Carlos
- Dr Caten.
- Go alone (persuasion)
Or;
Brian asks a question (write in, want to spend a Glory to have it answered regardless? Y/N.)
Use of glory is first come first serve for questions, questions will be answered in context of the situation. (IE, if the question is ‘’who’s the killer’’, a large clue would be given or remembered)
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:ntjxVa55 Fri 21 Mar 2025 19:40:53 No. 6215996 Report >>6215995 2/2
Zana stew among the filthy Federalists. Trying to stay out of their way as she look around for.. opportunities. To do the real task her and Brian was given.
These fools are open about their technology, and have no rituals to speak of. Surely it would be easy to sabotage them while they wait to hear from Brian.
Zana;
- sabotage the hover-dollies. Most are loaded with equipment and items the Feds found for future research. One of them are loaded with spare dollies. She knows where to Tome for them are kept at each one- but lacks the cogitator to translate it (Hard)
- Sabotage Coms, Zana find the Federation Vox system easy to use, and found a tome for the ‘communicator’ variant she was given. These people seem to freely give out religious tomes (Medium)
- Sabotage supplies, there’s several boxes of supplies. That can be tampered with. (pick from Food,Medical,weapons, or Tools, Medium)
- Sabotage the bridge, there’s several anchor points that Zana can get to without obvious notice (Easy)
- Hold off on Sabotage.
Would you prefer if Sabotage to;
- have 2 rolls (2D20+/-X, first DC Y, 2nd Z)
- Or one roll (1D20+/-X, DC Y to do it, DC Z not to be discovered)?
Next update will be Monday, will be a longer one.
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>>6215995 > Captain Carlos. >Keven. >>6215996 >sabotage the hover-dollies. Most are loaded with equipment and items the Feds found for future research. One of them are loaded with spare dollies. She knows where to Tome for them are kept at each one- but lacks the cogitator to translate it (Hard). >Or one roll (1D20+/-X, DC Y to do it, DC Z not to be discovered)? DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:4UUlbDOw Sat 22 Mar 2025 05:00:40 No. 6216250 Report >>6216010 Vote counted.
I need some 1D20s. DC to pass is 16, some effect will still happen at 14. DC to be unnoticed is 17.
Each hover dolly is a L-shape collapsible, inter-attachable device with a compartment for a durable user manual on a data pad with a database based translating software to save power (can translate saved languages, Gothic is not saved). They work by being powered by a quad lithium battery, with a standard Federation utility operating system (simple to follow when plugged in), and small utilize grav-antigravity generators that can be manipulated for movement in all 6 directions. Each one contains panels that can be reattached to turn it into an open top box cart. Crew Tricorders and crew Communicators are set up to control them remotely, Zana is equipped with a Guest Communicator.
The cursed power sward is in a hover dolly with nothing else on it. The box it is in is easy to open.
Write in encouraged in how the sabotage will go down.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:4UUlbDOw Sat 22 Mar 2025 05:07:20 No. 6216254 Report Quoted By:
>>6216250 6 dollys are being used to carrying stuff. 20 more are strap down on the 6th. If multiple write ins are not contradictory I’ll include them.
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Rolled 4 (1d20) >>6216250 >Write-in: Use tech-acolyte chants to connect Hover Dollies to the Noosphere and then subdue them. In the worst case scenerio, use this ''Guest Communicator'' as a medium to accomplish this, as heinous it would be to use tech-heresy, faihful must make sacrifices and >risk their very souls. When Dollies are subdued, place upon them binary-doom, when Feds will activate them for transportation, their anti-gravity generators will reverse their currents, causing them and their riders to be flattened. Anonymous
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:a1Uuh5Ud Sat 22 Mar 2025 19:23:10 No. 6216528 Report Question for the Day Who do you think make better Memes? Warhammers or Trekkies?
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>>6216528 Trekkies due to better information keeping. But 40kkers have wider field of things they can meme.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:NoqIEM5Z Sat 22 Mar 2025 22:16:54 No. 6216664 Report Quoted By:
>>6216566 I agree. Also It feel like 40Kers are more likely to draw and homebrew for the meme. Plenty of Treekie creativity but I think crafts comes with 40K
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:6XSjhGq7 Sun 23 Mar 2025 04:06:51 No. 6216840 Report Quoted By:
Vote and rolls counted. Writing. Zana was discovered, Zana failed to sabotage. Failure have consequences.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:GXbT11MF Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:23:23 No. 6217441 Report 1/3 The sound of hot water hitting tiles fill the modest private purification room of the Glory’s Captain. A soothing alarm blare causing a charcoal like arm to shoot out of the lush shower drapes and press a rune on the walls. ‘’Hello darling’’ the woman answered as the sound of water lessens to a drip. ‘’Lady Inquisitor, the it’s the Federation formation on the Space Hulk. They are letting you know that one of the Imperials among them gotten injured’’ the voice answers ‘’one ZA281NA-Jolt12, Also known as Zana’’ ‘’What happened?’’ Ask the woman, thinking as to why they would even inform them ‘’Apparently Zana was preforming a mantance ritual on some kind of hovering cart and the maseian sperit bucked at her. The Federation Medicade had stabilized her but had to replace a significant amount of her augmets, currently she is recovering and expected to be healed within the next few hours’’ The voice of the young crewmen answered. ‘’be a dear Have some replacements readied for as soon as she get back’’ the inquisitor kindly ordered ‘’She is such a valuable asset for the Imperium’’ ‘’Yes ma’am. They also sent us a video of the accident, as well as a medicade report- wish for me to read it out?’’ ‘’go ahead dear’’ the woman reply, ‘it’s pays to be nice’ she thinks to herself ‘sure there’s time for harsh discipline but to much to often makes one numb to it’ ‘’- . ZA281NA-Jolt12 is expected to make a full recovery and been prescribed vitamins for her pre-existing deficiencies.’’ The voice finishes reading out, only occasionally stumbling on the strange terms of these Federation. ‘’Forgive me for saying ma’am, sound like they committed Tech Herisy on her’’ ‘’Indeed, but it was in a greater service. I’ll personally handle it when she get back’’ says the powerful woman as she puts on her simple seventhday dress over her void-harden jump suit. ‘’Go treat yourself to a point O one ration dear and some purified water. inquisition orders’’ ‘’Yes ma’am, your most merciful, Vox Out’’ The line go silent as the woman pour herself a cup of red wine ‘’poor Zana, what did those monsters do to you?’’ she asks ‘’I do hope I won’t have to purge those two, they are adorable and useful together.’’
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:GXbT11MF Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:25:29 No. 6217445 Report >>6217441 2/4
Brian walks back across the scrap metal bridge with Captain Carlos and Keven.
‘’I… thank you for trying to help her’’ the voidman says ‘’even after she… reacted poorly to you’’
‘’En, we treated plenty of people who moments earlier was trying to kill us.’’ Keven reply ‘’she’s in good hands’’
‘’It’s like grudges are Xenose to you people’’ the voidman states
‘’I mean, some do hold grudges’’ Keven says ‘’but also the Federation was form from people with grudges. Even when Earth United- you had people who fought wars against each other sitting at the same tables hashing out how to fix the planet’’
‘’and that was a little more than 2 centuries ago’’ Carlos states ‘’Some of us say that humanity of the Federation had evolved past such things, honestly I think we simply began to put our energies elsewhere.’’ He says with a shrug ‘’When exploring the cosmos you don’t have time to stew on things’’
The trio get to the wing gates. The eye slot opens, the same purple eyes greet them empathetically ‘’I’m sorry about your lover sir. I pray she is ok’’
‘’She’s- she’s being treated’’ the worried Voidman says. ‘’She survived worse’’
The man seem to nod before asking ‘’you guys lacking any weapons or tools?’’
‘’Yes’’ Caption Carlos says ‘’I am Captain Carlos of the USS Pluton, United Federation of Planets, this is Lt Keven Samson, one of my security and boarding specialists’’
The gate opens, showing the man. The sun-deprived man is in a old battered Imperial Gard armor, it’s Aquilas removed but the shoulder iconography remained- he’s old battle scared face tho worn, but full of life, he is reasonably well fed and fit for a veteran of he’s age. If Brian have to guess the man is 50 or 60.
‘’You’re a Cadian?’’ The voidman says.
‘’Is that a- kind of Abhuman’’ Keven asks only to produce a chuckle from the old Gardsmen.
‘‘You guys are out of the Vox as we say on Cadia.’’ The man says ‘’My book name is Meshack Aaron, former Imperial Guard hailing from Cadia before it broke. come on in’’ the strange Imperial says as he lead the trio into the town.
Past 3 layers of defenses the group get to a cramp but organized shanty town. Made up of scavenged materials of the wreck and filling a large storage area. Reclaimed wires connect home to home to provide lighting and heat, hanging from above a large fan like device blows purified air into the area. Whatever time it is for these people it’s working hours with children playing in the makeshift streets as their parents work their crafts.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:GXbT11MF Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:26:51 No. 6217446 Report >>6217445 3/4
Like any other town it haves multiple buildings, a bar, shops, homes, green houses. The frame above every doorway is painted red. Pass a open door to one workshop a large brute of a man is working on a Gutenberg style printing press, in another a human woman is hammering iron heated by a coil of metal into tools. People haggle and trade among each other. Everyone is adorn in simple clothings that covers their bodies with long sleeves, the women adorn in either long skirts or pants that go to the ankles. Here Humans walks freely alongside Abhumans of all types. The wayward who found themselves trap on this vessel.
The purple eye man grab a few cups from next to a spiket and fill it with clean water before handing it to the 3 men, the 2 Federation men drinks the water.
‘’The Teacher will be here in a moment. So Captain Carlos, you’re here to rescue some people, who precisely?’’ The Gardsmen asks.
‘’The Tau- we received a transmission from them for aid’’ the captain says
‘’And you never ment them before?’’ The man asks
‘’Never heard of them before today’’ the Federation captain respond‘’
‘’That is some Lordly action there. Mornfuly we couldn’t help them. We needed all of our people here until the Orcs and the devil Worshipers weaken eachother enough that we can strike them down’’ the man says with a ting of sadness ‘’The lord provides- but we must not test hem’’
Keven seems to be in deep thought as he look around- almost like he barely recognizes something about this place.
Brian asks-
- ‘’Devil worshipers?’’
- ‘’So who is your ‘Lord’ you keep talking of. He is starting to sound less and less like the Emperor’’
- Write in. (One question)
Dose Brian drink the water?
- Yes
- No
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:GXbT11MF Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:28:19 No. 6217449 Report >>6217446 4/5
<span class="mu-r"> Compliance not achieved
Ritual of Activation incomplete.
Error, Ritual of Connection not done to new Augmetics. Error New Augmetics not recognized. Error Unknown Machine Spirit Detected. Er- </span>
<span class="mu-b"> >> D.O.S adapted to unfamiliar software… Errors self corrected… Neurons Alined… Vitals normal… Administering consciousness in 3..2..1- </span>
The Zana takes a deep breath, fear form her last memories forcing the air into her lungs. A numbness fills her, no not a numbness she realizes. But a lack of discomfort and pain she has grown accustomed to. The blue color tent she finds herself in beeps a familiar song of Medicaid pulse meters from the unfamiliar smooth device of the Federation. She finds herself laying on a soft cot of Federation make.
‘’What… what happened?’’ the tech priestest asks herself out loud before she grab her face- her very lungs unlabored ‘’wh-‘’ she stops herself- realizing that she herself is speaking, not the vocalizer the device is still there but her vocal cords are repaired after half a decade. Gone is the effort ever since she was exposed to vapors in a water purification accident. Gone is the slight sting with every breath of air. Gone is the face mask. She go to grab as the missing device on her face and sees her left arm- her mechanical metal arm replaced by sleek cerimite, the interconnected panels mimicking a human arm. Curiosity replace where fear as the woman move the new Augmetic, every finger able to bend completely backwards and forward, every joint able to move 360 degrees. For the first time since she was 15 she can feel her own fingers. Touch and grasp.
‘’Wh- oh’’ she says- remembering hat happened. The last thing she remembered was opening a panel on top of the hovering cart to try to disable the ‘safety system’ of the heretical device. she was interrupted by Dr Caten- the abominable Xeno. After that only pain and suffocation after being flung upwards and smashing into the decaying ceiling.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:GXbT11MF Mon 24 Mar 2025 13:29:21 No. 6217450 Report >>6217449 5/5
Seeing an object on a side table with a plate of food. The shocked Machine cultist grabs it with her new arm. With trembling fingers she grabs onto the mirror to see the existent of the horrors thrusted on her.
Her skin, once pale is now a vibrant healthy white, her hair shaven short, Her Imperial augmetic eye remind but the skin around the holy improvement is unblemished. Under the blanket that covers her she is in a white gown, right below her neck a healing scar can be seen- one that should take weeks to heal as such but her internal chrono states that she only been out for a few hours.
Summoning on her internal cogitator the woman can see the status of her augments, both sanctioned and… new…
Her battery pack had been replaced by an Federation equivalent. Ten times the power possible output and charge yet half the weight. Her nutrient regulator is gone, the damage to the organ healed. her heart aid is functioning perfectly as opposed to… acceptable ever since she salvaged it from a defunct Servitor. Her Lung Pumps replaced by a pair of artificial lungs of Federation make, Labeled as ‘’Multi-Species compatible replacement Lung series A Mk 23’’. Somehow the Federation parts are working seamlessly with the Mechanicus parts, and the Mechanicus parts seemed to have been seamlessly repaired. Gone is the rust and grime- gone is the acceptable bucking of the spirits. When she try to appraise the spirit of the Federation parts she find indexes as simple and open as the Federalists themselves. Plainly and seamlessly translated lay out the functions, maintenance, and calibration of each device.
Zana- taking all of this in-
- <span class="mu-r"> Screams in fear and frustration, such abomination to the holy machine thrusted apon her body. It would be better if these heretecks left her to die- she is driven into a anger and panic that should have led to familiar hart pains but doesn’t, Curse these people. (+.2 insanity) </span>
- Is… shocked and conflicted, such work looks like a miracle of the Omnissiah, but done with the hands of Xenos and Heathens in a field facility at best, by a people who repeatedly done the… insane… with a casualness.(+.5 Fed Corruption, Roll for Insanity.)
- Write in, if you think it’ll add or take away Fed corruption or add insanity please specify.
<span class="mu-r"> Error, Unsanctioned Scrip detected </span>
<span class="mu-b"> D.O.S adapted, RAM recalibrated, Errors resolved </span>
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Zana HP went from 25 to 26.
Augments went from 10 to 12
Zana is no longer Asthmatic.
Zana lost her Mechedentrite.
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>>6217446 >‘’So who is your ‘Lord’ you keep talking of. He is starting to sound less and less like the Emperor’’ >No. >>6217450 >Screams in fear and frustration, such abomination to the holy machine thrusted apon her body. It would be better if these heretecks left her to die- she is driven into a anger and panic that should have led to familiar hart pains but doesn’t, Curse these people. (+.2 insanity). Amazing. Loving every second of this clusterfuck.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:dSVN7nQX Mon 24 Mar 2025 15:48:34 No. 6217489 Report Quoted By:
>>6217480 Thanks.
[spoilers] All of this before they even get to the orks
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>>6217450 >- Is… shocked and conflicted, such work looks like a miracle of the Omnissiah, but done with the hands of Xenos and Heathens in a field facility at best, by a people who repeatedly done the… insane… with a casualness.(+.5 Fed Corruption, Roll for Insanity.) DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:fTB1/sYx Mon 24 Mar 2025 23:22:32 No. 6217639 Report Quoted By:
I’m going to leave voting open until 9PM pacific. Update will come on Wednesday. I will ask a regular question tomorrow and will try to keep it to that kind of schedule.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:1uZrMiW6 Tue 25 Mar 2025 04:09:25 No. 6217756 Report Rolled 2 (1d2) Votes counted, rolling to brake tie.
>>6217480 (1)>>6217634 (2) DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:OTGZffKU Tue 25 Mar 2025 04:28:20 No. 6217764 Report >>6217756 Ok, we are rolling for insanity.
Here Insanity works to represent general mental instability. I need some 1d10-1 rolls. A 0 would be a +0 to insanity. A 3 would be a +.3 insanity, Ext.
At a full digit of insanity a adverse stat will be hanged via a roll.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:3C+XcQ+F Tue 25 Mar 2025 04:36:04 No. 6217768 Report Quoted By:
>>6217764 Forgot to mention. I’m counting the lowest roll.
Justification; Here it’s a traumatic situation but on the lower end of it. In both 40K and Trek there’s much worse to deal with than getting an unexpected chrome job.
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Rolled 1 - 1 (1d10 - 1) >>6217764 DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:TtqcyyGj Tue 25 Mar 2025 04:45:44 No. 6217774 Report Quoted By:
>>6217769 1 - 1 =0
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:0rWGswHp Tue 25 Mar 2025 23:41:22 No. 6218059 Report Question of the day; If you were to direct a in universe show or movie for 40K or Trek- what would it be?
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>>6218059 In both cases, something small scale concentrating on obscure things, like minor species and factions. A random space station in some backwater part of space, far away from eveything else in the universe. It would be episodic, slice of life and animated to keep it relatively cheap and less restrained with the designs. Just showing the weird life common people in Star Trek/40k live.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:VBUMTndc Wed 26 Mar 2025 16:34:12 No. 6218380 Report Quoted By:
>>6218375 honestly that sounds awesome.
Trek; Jackass. Probably going to hire a crazy Klingon to help out. Let’s transport to the surface of Venus and back, let’s insult the honor of a entire Klingon house, let’s ride a old Zefram Cochrane ride at warp form the outside like a horse.
Update should come later today, had to rewrite Zana’s part a few times.
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>>6218059 Just Rynn's World desu, SMs rock, orks rock and you can easily cut between the two factions to show the interesting traits of both races
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:hSkJzdod Wed 26 Mar 2025 19:06:31 No. 6218417 Report 1/4 Brian respectfully hold onto the cup of water ‘’so- Mr Exodus-‘’ ‘’Just call me Meshack’’ the man interrupts with a smile ‘’Ok- Meshack, just who is this ‘Lord’ you speak off. He is sounding less and less like the Emperor’’ ‘’I am wondering about it myself’’ Keven adds ‘’all of this is starting to… feel oddly familiar.’’ ‘’Well, you’re right that it’s not the Emperor. Don’t get me wrong- i believe that the Emperor was real, maybe even still alive on he’s golden throne. But he is no god’’ The heresy the man speaks somehow dos’t enrage the Voidman like it should. ‘’So who do you worship?’’ He asks to get back on track ‘’Jehovah’’ Meshack answers causing the Armsman to gasps ‘’Je-‘’ the question is cut off by the viser of the helmet closing for a moment. The man flip it back up ‘’Jehovah’’ he says astonished ‘’Father Son, holy spirit, Jesus and the flood and all of that.’’ The old guardsman look at Keven with slight suspicion ‘’yes…. How do you know our ways?’’ ‘’Dude- I’m a believer’’ the man says both astonished and happy- holding out the necklace he wears ‘’we use the cross as a symbol and declaration of our faith’’ The heretic thinks before asking ‘’Who betrayed Jesus’’ ‘’Judas, and for a bag of silver’’ reply the Armsman ‘’How many days was the earth created?’’ ‘’six, the lord rested rested on the seventh’’ the beliver of Jehova reply ‘’And so he love the world-‘’ ‘’That he gave he’s only son’’ the 2 men recite as they hug each-other like lost brothers. ‘’It’s truly a blessing to see brother embracing brother’’ a voice says, Brian turns to it and sees an ancient man in a robe made from burlap. He’s pale skin from a lack of sunlight betrays a body covered in scars. Walking with a cane made form reworked rebar. The man is old with blinded eyes, the symbol of these people hang on a scrap metal and scrap wire necklace around he’s neck, he’s thinning hair shaved short. Brian rarely get to see such advanced elders yet this man seem to radiate joy as opposed to resignation he normally sees form such people.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:hSkJzdod Wed 26 Mar 2025 19:07:39 No. 6218418 Report >>6218417 2/4
‘’Teacher- our prayers are answered, we found others of the word’’ the sion of Cadia bellow in joy
‘’Other’’ the Armsman currected. ‘’There’s not many of us in the Federation- yet we can worship it freely’’ Keven says.
‘’Such is a blessing we don’t have under the Imperium’’ the man says before he look right into Brian’s eyes, and with a smile. ‘‘Now Meshack, how about you introduce me to our guests’’
‘’This man is from the Imperium, go by the name of Brian’’ he says, gesturing to the voidman ‘’these 2 are form the United Federation of Planets, Captain Carlos and Lt Keven.’’ He continued gestering at the 2 other men of the group.
‘’I am Paul Mathews. First of my church.’’ The man says ‘’How may we help you two?’’ The old and lively man says
‘’Teacher Mathew’’ the Captain asks ‘’We humbly request passage through your territory to get to these Tau’’
‘’Before I answer that, I must ask, Captain Carlos. Do people worship what they wish in your Federation?’’ The old man asks.
‘’Yes’’ the captain ‘’we allow for the freedom of Religion’’
‘’including for those who worship the Dark Gods?’’ The teacher asks.
‘’I am unfamiliar but I don’t see why not.’’ The Federation Captain responds
The teacher look confused for a moment ‘’your- unaware. How many worlds dose the Federation have?’’
‘’little over 250 worlds if including clusters of habitats that get their own representation’’ the Captain responds
The man look down and shake he’s head before looking back at the man, as if he’s blind eyes can see.‘’Yet you do not know. The Dark Gods as most call them, We call them Satin’s Minions- for that is what we see them as, the Imperium call them Chaos. To worship them is not like worshiping a false idol. They have power. They have influence. Their rituals can bring about minions, devils, Demons. Simple prayers draws one in like a drug or addiction until you’re sacrificing your own mother to build an icon of one of those 4 arch minions.’’
‘’On Cadia we stood against them for ten thousand years, and for all the faith we had in the Emperor- we failed for such faith was powerless.’’ The Cadian explains.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:hSkJzdod Wed 26 Mar 2025 19:10:07 No. 6218419 Report >>6218418 3/4
Captain smiles politely at the 2 men while Keven turns a little pale and Brian look concerned ‘’I’ll keep it in mind.’’
The religious man sighs ‘’very well, I’m asking because we need to leave this Halk, this is the only area large enough to support all of us and our Reactor is running out of energy, we humbly request sanctuary.’’
‘’How many are you?’’ The Federation captain ask
‘’20 thousand of us, this town is just a small extension of our settlements’’ Mathews says. ‘’thankfully happened to be here to lend my blessing to the water purifier’’
The captain gives a wince. ‘’The Pluton is equipped with a robust life support system but, it would strain under an extra 1500 people. Give me a moment to hail my bridge crew and ship’’ the Federalist states as he turn around and flip open he’s communicator.
‘’That’s a lot of people’’ Keven says
‘’Not really- that’s a bad warp jump’’ the voidman says ‘’No offense Teacher’’
‘’None taken child, I grew up in such callousness, to the lord all he’s children is of value, something more than coin to be spent’’
Brian thinks he got time for one more question
- ‘’so- what do you know about these ‘Devil Worshipers’?’’
- ‘’So- how did you find your ‘word of god’ ‘’
- ‘’How much longer can your fuel last’’
- Write in.
(If you want to ask more than one question- it’ll cost a Glory per question. Glory count is 4)
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Zana takes a deep breath and begins singing a rite to herself. Her Vitals return to a normal baseline as she calms down.
‘’Such… craftsmanship’’ the Loyal Servant states using her vocalizer. Looking at her new arm, going over the tome within her cogitator. The simplistic rites and rituals layed out clearly. ‘’Such… recovery, like a miracle preformed by the hands of heathens and Xenos.’’ The woman states as she gets out of the cot to examine her healed body. ‘’Like something from the tails of the Dark Age’’
Like all servants of the Omnissiah by her tenure she is covered in cuts and scars, or was- many of them have been healed by whatever work the Federalist preformed to the point of being faint reminders of such tasks. Marks from surgery and injuries alike no longer blemish her deeply.
A chirp of a claxsan calls. The same the Federalist use to announce their arrival. ‘’Come in’’ Zana calls out.
A woman walks into the large square tent through the flaps. A young ensign of the Federation Medicade. In the shirt and pants variant of the uniform. Her hair is long and a dirty blond, eyes a bright blue, and skin tanned like that of farmers on the propaganda films for the Agri worlds.
‘’your up, I am Ensin Sophia Meyer. I was involved in your emergency surgery’’ the woman states
‘’All this form an, ‘emergency’, surgery?’’ Zana reply with heavy skepticism
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:hSkJzdod Wed 26 Mar 2025 19:11:25 No. 6218420 Report >>6218419 4/4
‘’Typically such equipment was made in mind for a mass casualty situation where personnel are stretched thin as opposed to a single individual’’ the woman explains ‘’also, we had to flood your system with Regivax due to a lithium based battery acid entering your circularly system, causing scar healing and other healing all over your body.’’
‘’And after I… failed’’ Zana says, unsure what the Federalists thinks she was doing.
‘’You’re not the first person we had to put back together after a mechanical mishap’’ The blond federalist says as she pull back some of her hair- showing her right ear being augmetic ‘’and are trained on how to handle unknown cybernetics on the fly’’
‘’… you people are insane but… thanks.’’ The cog girl reluctantly says ‘’But… you may not have saved me but simply dely my death’’
‘’How so?’’ The ingorant human respond ‘’we cured any evidence of cancer and tumers while in there’’
‘’because you put Xenostech inside of me’’ Zana states ‘’or such tech that might as well be, such things are sinful and corrupted. Not to mention illegal’’
‘’shit’’ the woman’s says ‘’could we request approved parts form the glory?’’ She asks innocently
Zana feel like she should be surprised at such, different, people trying to accommodate her. ‘perhaps, did you inform anyone there of what happened?’’
‘’Per protocol we sent a message to the Glroy about this incident including video of the accident. We recorded the surgery but that is your’s to do with’’
- ‘’May I see the video?’’ Zana asks
- ‘’I need to contact the Inquisitor to… inform her of my safety’’ The green inquisition agent requests’’
- ‘’Do your people… take in those not of the Federation?’’ Zana asks, concern for the long term safety of her and Brian.
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>>6218419 >‘’so- what do you know about these ‘Devil Worshipers’?’’ >‘’May I see the video?’’ Zana asks Anonymous
>>6218419 >Write-In:‘’You...You blessed the water purifier? You can bless? Y-you can call for miracles? Like Saint Drusus in the stories?‘’. >‘’How much longer can your fuel last’’. >>6218420 > ‘’I need to contact the Inquisitor to… inform her of my safety’’ The green inquisition agent requests’’. Anonymous
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>>6218433 I like this write-in, +support
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:9E9KWRep Thu 27 Mar 2025 04:15:58 No. 6218633 Report Quoted By:
>>6218433 (winner)Votes counted.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:nqUtGw6i Thu 27 Mar 2025 20:25:22 No. 6218940 Report Question of the day; What 20th and 21st century books or movies do you think would be popular or required reading in the 22nd century Star Trek? What do you think would become popular to the Imperials?
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>>6218940 Star Trek: Gulliver's travels-Roddenberry himself was inspired by it, Secularism: The True Philosophy of Life - An Exposition and a Defence-the title says it all, The Five Books of the Lives and Deeds of Gargantua and Pantagruel-fairly vulgar but more importantly satirical work criticising harsh and strict social norms and things like poor treatment of students so I think the spirit of those books would be appreciated by United Federation of Planets and finally the original Utopia by Thomas More for the idea of Utopia itself and from Federalistic perspective to strive for it.
Warhammer 40k: Honestly, very little, I guess Odyssey and Trojan War or The Song of Roland and Turpin Chronicle and Saint George myth together with other Greco-Roman and Classical Christian myths. Of course, all edited with Gods in Greek stories being replaced by Saints or Primarchs and stuff like sex with mortals or arguing who is more beautiful also being removed, for Christian myths it would be far easier to edit in Emperor and name-swap Saints. I can also imagine Imperials enjoying Starship Troopers, both book and movies, book is pro-war and movies are exaggerated enough that their saitre would flight past Imperials heads.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:XEW91het Thu 27 Mar 2025 22:15:15 No. 6218981 Report Quoted By:
>>6218959 Minor spoiler
I feel like the Feds would flood the Imperials with black market media. Everything from Das Capital to MASH just from independent civilians who read to many accounts of people smuggling media into Authoritarian regimes. I agree Starship Trooper would be popular, heck the original Star Gate movie probably would also as well as most adaptations of War of the Worlds when it come to stuff minimally censored. DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Fri 28 Mar 2025 13:30:53 No. 6219266 Report Quoted By:
No update today. Update will come tomorrow
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sun 30 Mar 2025 03:47:36 No. 6220188 Report —— 1/4(?) 1 glory spent, you have 3 glory. ‘’You’’ Brian says, equally Shock and unsure ‘’you blessed the water purifier? You can bless? Y-you can call for miracles like Saint Drusus in the stories?’’ Ask the voidman to the worshiper of Jehova. ‘’Similar, I don’t have any blessing of violence-.’’ The holyman says before being interrupted. On cue a crash and some cursing can be heard from the building with the printing press, all 4 of the men rushes in to see what is going on. In the dusty and cluttered printing house a black ink covered Ratling woman in overalls laden with tools is holding her bleeding head while a giant of a man in a similar outfit and just as ink covered helps her up. ‘’Sorry teacher, the press broke’’. She says standing next to a hand operated printing press, it’s gears scattered and lever broken. The ancient man lay a hand on the shoulder of the deminitive woman ‘’all is well Marry-‘’ Before the eyes of Brian the cut on the woman’s head heals, while Keven’s tricorder begins to beep at the apparent witchcraft of the man. ‘’subspace warp energy’’ Keven whispers to Brian as he look at the device. ‘’clearly different from the FTL travel variant’’ ‘’I suppose the ‘energy’ of God and he’s fallen angels would be similar’’ the teacher says as he go to the damaged printing press to investigate. ‘’Marry, I think we printed enough to ensure continuation. Go ahead and help Joseph and David with the energy situation’’ ‘’Thank you Father Mathews’’ the small woman says before running off ‘’Come on Goliath’’ she says causing the giant man to follow shortly behind. The holyman turn to the 2 ‘’not as flashy as the stories. But very real and a gift of the lord, not a work of myself’’ the man says. ‘’but I also know that the forces of the devil also have such… powers’’ ‘’Wichcraft’’ Brian says remembering the many sermons ‘’not to different form what Battle Pychers do.’’ The Cadian says ‘’meanwhile Teacher Mathew never had such problems of the warp and its madness. Well- other than suggesting for us to move to a space hulk 20 years back.’’ Says the traitor with a smile ‘’The armor of god protect us Meshack. But we must spread the word of god, besides. I think the Arbites was catching onto us.’’ The holyman says leading the group back out of the printing shop where the good captain is getting off he’s communicator ‘’Alright’’ Captain Carlos asks ‘’how long do you have until your power go out?’’ The old teacher reads he’s crono-strap ‘’2 days 5 hours and 30 minutes if nothing have changed and we don’t enter the warp’’ ‘’Would the evacuation of some prolonged the available electricity?’’ The Federalist asks ‘’Yes, but not by much.’’ The holyman says. ‘’we can only run the purifiers to so low of a level’’
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sun 30 Mar 2025 03:50:33 No. 6220189 Report >>6220188 2/4(?)
The captain nods ‘’we got some more ships entering the system and a general alert have been made for civilian ships and non Star Fleet ships to come to our aid’’ the Captain says ‘’we also have secured a landing zone. It can probably hold a few thousand and we can expand it, the current compasity is about 4 thousand people with a 2 day trip to the nearest star base capable of handling so many refugees.’’
The teacher smiles ‘’Thank you captain.’’
‘’Um captain’’ Keven says as he usher Captain Carlos aside while Brian think on what he seen with that.. ‘blessing’
Brian thinks
- probably some form of witchcraft. It’s best to keep an eye on this ‘holy man’ when possible
- Maybe there is something to this ’Jehova’
- Write in.
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‘’I need to contact the Glory’’ Zana tells the Federalist ‘’I need to, confirm with them of my status’’
‘’Of course’’ the blond woman says handing Zana a communicator ‘’we had to cut up your uniform to treat you, but we got some civilian clothing to give you’’
The mentioned outfit is packaged in a sealed clear plastic bag.
>>Universe Translator Debugged Zana sees the strange green alter by her augmented eye and have the label of the package as well as the rune oghered.
‘’Standard humanitarian Humanoid Clothing, Vacuum Compatible’’ a box is overlayed the real text. while a small image of what the outfit consists of is presented.
It’s a blue jumpsuit with a pair of ‘denim’ trousers and a red and yellow patterned shirt to be worn over it. Included is a pair of boots. Dipite its appearance. The jump suit is formed to be able to accept
‘’Is this what you people wear on your worlds?’’ The Imperial asks ‘’truthfully I was expecting you to be indecent’’
‘’more or less other than the jumpsuit, it’s more a space ship and station thing’’ the Medicade reply ‘’tho some area are a fair bit… lax’’
‘’Lax?’’ Zana asks, fearful and… curious of the answer.
‘’We have a planet call Risa, and well let’s say that it’s well known as a party planet’’ the blond says
The tech priestess is silent for a moment unsure how the information explains anything. ‘’Ma’am, I was born and raised on a void craft. I know nothing of planetary life’’
The woman sighs before saying ‘’I been to Risa for a Bachelorette party. Let’s just say there’s places where modesty was very optional’’
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sun 30 Mar 2025 03:52:46 No. 6220191 Report Quoted By:
>>6220189 3/3
‘’Calculating’’ the more machine than man says. ‘’if this Medicade report is accurate, these Federation personnel are 31.41% likely to have unknown STCs’’ the ship Magos states.
‘’even so- its unlikely they performed the required rites for such procedures’’ Inquisitor Nichelle states sitting on the Comand throne of the bridge
‘’Affirmative’’ the Magose states in a monotone electronic voice ‘’At minimum Zana would need to be purified and doused in holy ointments and oils.’’
‘’Lady Inquisitor’’ the Vix officer calls out ‘’we are getting another transmission from the Federalists.’’
‘’Put it on the Occulus please’’ the inquisitor asks taking a sip form her wine
The inquisitor keep her surprise at the sight hidden. ‘’Zana, good to see you well’’.
‘’Thank you lady Inquisitor’’ the cog girl says with her electronic voice. ‘’I am calling you to confirm my status’’
‘’Thank you Zana. How have these people been treating you?’’ Ask the Inquisitor.
Zana answers;
- ‘’amicable for people ignorant of our ways’’ the Tech Priestess says ‘’even tho they are very… different from us’’
- <span class="mu-b"> ‘’Very…diplomatic’’ Zana says, looking at her ceramic arm ‘’they are a… contradictory people. I am still compiling my report on them’’ (+.1 Fed corruption) </span>
- ‘’As infuriating as friendly’’ the inquisitor agent vents. ‘’They are heathens and Ignorant. I am still trying to figure out what… errors… they done to me’’
- Write in.
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>>6220189 >Write-in: Keven spoke of warp energies...But so Feds showed him that there's more to serving Emperor than sermons he was taught. Perhaps this Mathews is a holy man, if mistaken about the nature of his service. Emperor can show Himself in many ways... > ‘’amicable for people ignorant of our ways’’ the Tech Priestess says ‘’even tho they are very… different from us’’ DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sun 30 Mar 2025 19:32:03 No. 6220627 Report >>6220350 Basically Brian thinks that the Feds and the Church of Jehovah are doing the Emperor’s work even tho they are misguided?
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>>6220627 Basically yes. That's what I'm going with. I was inspired by this in particular:
>Brian’s Fed Corruption; 1.5; Supportive of some Fed Ideals adopted by the Imperium. Brian thinks that Federation has good ideas and/or believes that there are people in the Imperium, like Rogue Traders, doing similar things and that Imperium as a whole should do this as well. I was also goin for Brian partially rationalizating/coping to himself. People, usually, don't switch their entire worldview within few hours, I wanted to show Brian still clinging to Imperium, due to being everything he knew in life, while still showcasing that those new people and things intrigue him and he sees them as good. He tries to reconcile what he was taught ''those are heathens and witchcraft!'' and what he feels ''those people are good and those things are amazing'', so the answer must be that, Emperor actually approves of those things and if this dude does miracles, then it must mean he actually still serves Emperor and is just mistaken about Jehova identity.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:Y7kgmWHK Mon 31 Mar 2025 01:56:58 No. 6220837 Report Quoted By:
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>>6220684 awesome, this kind of stuff is why I love quests DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:/hPcQNlv Wed 02 Apr 2025 19:12:53 No. 6221735 Report Brain ganged +.5 Fed corruption Brian consider hemself a good imperial, a loyal servant of the Emperor. He served He on the Throne every time he step out into the void, every time he lend aid during the warp journey. These people- they are not the heathens, tech-heretics, and witches he was warned of, Not the Worshipers of Jehovah or the Federation. If this holyman is doing miracles he must be doing the Emperor’s work, even if he is mistaken about this Jehova. ‘Maybe it’s one of those interpretation of the Emperor things I heard about’ the voidman thinks for a moment. ‘Just one that come to see themselves apart from the rest.’ The 2 Federalists return to Brian, Meshack, and Mathew. ‘’Mathew, do we have permission to move through your territory?’’ ‘’If we can start evacuating our young and hand them he’s word on the way out before you get to the Tau- yes’’ the holyman says. The Captain holds out he’s hand ‘’it’s a deal then’’ The holyman grasps the Federalists hand ‘’god bless it is’’ Warning, Brian is now holding some heretical views.[/spoiler:lit]
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:/hPcQNlv Wed 02 Apr 2025 19:15:28 No. 6221738 Report >>6221735 2/3
‘’For people ignorant of our ways, let alone what is and isn’t heretical, Amicably’’ the cog girl says the Inquisitor ‘’they are certainly quite… different from us’’
The inquisitor look intrigued ‘’how so Zana?’’
‘’For one the Federation is a union of multiple species founded by its human members’’ Zana reports ‘’Their capital is the homeworld of the humans of this sector, I suspect a old night colony believing it the origin of the species.’’
‘’Dose it have a name?’’ Ask the Inquisitor
‘’Earth, also known as Sol-III’’ the tech priestess report.
There’s the sound of glass smashing as the Inquisitor drop her glass of wine. The cheap wine in the expensive glass scattered on the wooden floor. The seen slightly frightens the Cog girl.
‘’Is it, dose it have one moon, oceans, and greenery?’’ The inquisitor asks. Her smile gone, replaced by a frown of concern
It’s only then the tension on the bridge return at force. A tension Zana felt over the transmission.
‘’Yes, judging from the images of their Star Fleet Headquarters that was on their Cogitator Forum’’ the tech priestess reports. ‘’it’s a planet of multiple cities, it’s HQ for its space navy is in Sanfransico, It’s palace for their leader is in Paris, something called a ‘Congress’ is in Tokyo.’’ The cog explains ‘’More details is in my report but I was only able to access information they are likely willing to give if asked’’
‘This might be The Federation’ the charcoal skin woman thinks. ‘If we are before old night, maybe even before the Navigators. It makes sense’ the inquisitor continues in her head- her cool demeanor melted away into shock ‘’Bring one of these federalists to the transmission, preferably one from Earth’’ she orders. ‘I need some more information’
‘’umm- yes ma’am’’ Zana says as the image moves around. Showing the tech priestess in her strange new cloths
‘’what happened to your robes?’’ The inquisitor asks ‘’did they force you into those?’’
‘’The Medicade render the robes unsalvageable to heal me’’ Zana says ‘’It’s unlikely that it was from malicious intentions’’
‘’Have a new one ready for her please’’ the inquisitor request from a bridge menial who runs off instantly ‘’what make you think that?’’ She ask back to the tech priestess as the image shows several humans and Xenoses poking at some technology they found in the Hulk.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:/hPcQNlv Wed 02 Apr 2025 19:16:28 No. 6221739 Report >>6221738 3/3
‘’These people first reaction to seeing a trapped Angel of Death is to rescue hem’’ she says as it moves to show some of the Feds sharing a meal ‘’their first reaction to seeing unknown individuals is diplomacy’’ the cog girl recounted coldly ‘’even when they shot first at some green skins they set their laz weapons to disablement as opposed to killing, such malicious acts would be inconsistent’’ she says ‘’Scuse me’’ she says to someone unseen ‘’DR Caten?’’
The Orical then shows a blue uniform, black fur felinid looking person. Look like she was studying a giant mutant rat encased in a clear box made of some kind of Ceramite or Plas. ‘’Yes?’’ The Xenos says
‘’Did you say that you grew up on Earth earlier?’’ Ask the tech priestess.
‘’yes- I grew up in New York City actually’’ the feline says ‘’on the North American content’’
‘Neork, Merica’ the Inquisitor thinks
‘’do you know anyone else who is form earth that are here?’’ Zana asks. ‘’Someone- human perhaps?’’
The feline eyes narrow a little at the question ‘’no.’’ She reply, clearly insalted ‘’Not among the away team, is this a suffer not the Xenos live thing? I guess you wouldn’t want Xenoses on your holy planet’’
‘’that’s holy Terra, Not Earth’’ Zana incorrectly corrects the Xenos.
The entire bridge begins to murmer among eachother in shock and confusion
‘’I thought that was a felinid’’ one of the bridge crew can be heard- only for another smashing of glass to silent everyone. ‘’Quiet.’’ The Inquisitor demanded, her voice an angry yell that silent the room.
‘’Terra is Latin for Earth and Dirt.‘’ the feline doctor respond back-
‘’Zana, I’ll talk with this one. Thank you’’ the inquisitor states, ungagging the vox.
The oracle shows the face of the fowl Xenos fully.
‘’Miss Caten? My apologies, I’m just trying to confirm something, What can you tell me of earth?’’ The inquisitor asks.
The annoyed black fur cat look at the pictervox. ‘’It’s history, it’s ecosystem, the best Pizza in Queens- take your pick Inquisitor’’ the foul Xenos muckily respond
- ‘’Tell me of this ‘Latin’ ‘’
- ‘’What are some of the mountain ranges of Earth?’’
- Write in.
Do ask more than one question will cost a glory each, you have 3 glory.
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the April 1st joke- tho funny- had thrown off my schedule Anonymous
>>6221739 > Write-in:‘’Tell me it's history, as detailed as is possible.‘’ Our Inquisitor recognizes some names as is, so fairly detailed history should be good enough to confirm things.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:UvEER6NP Thu 03 Apr 2025 14:14:25 No. 6222282 Report Quoted By:
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:w2SKA9Cl Sat 05 Apr 2025 01:03:00 No. 6223217 Report 1/4(?) ‘’Tell me it’s history, as detailed as possible’’ the Inquisitor asks. ‘’Well, l’m No expert, my strongest suite is American history during the 20th to 21st century followed by more contemporary history of United Earth and Federation’’ the woman says ‘’let’s see, America was a colony of the British Empire- ‘Britanians?’ The inquisitor thinks ‘’did they rule form a city called ‘Lomdinium?’ ‘’ ‘’Britain? Landon actually, tho when the Romans ruled the Island of Britain it was called Londinium’’ the feline explains. ‘’When the USA rebelled from the British in 1775, they and Britten were in the very early stages of an Industrial Revolution. Their first president was George Washington, who would eventually after he’s death have he’s face carved on the side of a mountain with 3 other presidents. Honestly not a bad looking monument.’’ ‘The mountain of 4 kings?’ ‘’Were these presidents some monarchs of some kind?’’ She asks ‘’No- the United States of America had leaders that were elected by the people, remarkably even during the Eugenics War when they were among the few nations not toppled by the super humans’’ she says ‘‘who were, ummm, not do dissimilar to your Astartie, but not as advanced. What scant scans I got from that show a disturbingly remarkable process of genetic tampering and post-gestation mod-.’’ The feline say before catching herself ‘’en that’s a little off topic, let’s see, the USA spanned from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean.’’ ‘Pan Pacific empire’ ‘’It became a global power after fighting in two word wars, at the end of the 2nd they developed nuclear weapons to use on Germany but ended up using them on Japan. They were the first to land on Luna, won a standoff against the Soviet Union. Then we got the Eugenics wars where the USA and others engaged in genetic engineering of humans- the USA managed to narrowly avoid having one of those Superman take dictatorial power, didn’t stop that war form killing over 50 million Americans and almost a billion globally on a planet of…. 6 billion at the time?’’ The Xenos say’s trying to remember details ‘’If I remember right. Then there’s the 2nd American civil war and led to World War 3 that ended up killing another billion globally and 1 in 5 Americans if included the brake-down of global society after the war… in 2063 Zefram Cochrane, with the scrap available after the third world war was able to build humanity’s first warp vessel.’’ ‘’Did he use Navigators?’’ The inquisitor asks ‘’what we call mutant humans able to aid in the navigation of warp vessels’’
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:nDu17UEd Sat 05 Apr 2025 01:07:27 No. 6223219 Report >>6223217 2/4(?)
‘’We don’t have anyone like that’’ the feline explains ‘’nor need them, we currently use Sensors and back then The Phoenix didn’t even travel to the moon. But it got the attention of the Valcans’’ she says, moving the shown image to a pointed ear Xenos scanning some walls. ‘’old Humanity have written and filmed many stories on what would happen the first time they and ‘Xenoses’ meet’’ says Dr Caten.
‘’I guess most of them are rightfully hostile to the Xenos’’ the tech priestess is heard saying.
‘’Honestly, it’s the full gambit, some propose that it would be a great day of unification and progress, others would draw parallels to when the gunpowder age Europeans conquered the stone to Bronze Age Native Americans.’’ The Xenose states ‘’For humanity and Vulcans, it was a monumental occasion but one localized to a backwater location away from major population centers. The customary celebrations, panics, and other reactions positive and negative would come the following weeks as the Vulcans meet with global leaders. I even have some preserved videos of them going on talks shows on my personal computer I can give you if you’re interested. After that Humanity bounced back quickly, by 2150 disease, poverty, and crime was practically eliminated, Earth was United, and several colonies was founded. In 2161 the Federation was founded with earth as it’s capital with United Earth, Vulcan, Teller, and Andoria uniting, after a war between Earth and the Romulans forming the neutral zone.
The Inquisitor takes in the information before asking some more questions ‘’Dose Memphis or Carthage means anything?’’ The inquisitor asks. Trying to recall every scrap of information she knows of humanity’s ancient home-world
The feline look a little puzzled, no, deep in thought ‘’The first is an American city known as the home of Rock and Roll, a kind of music, and is where I was trained in medicine. The latter is a ancient city of North Africa that was wiped out by the Roman’s’’ she says
The Inquisitor sits back and thinks before asking ‘’how about Tesla?’’
‘’A famous human inventor, I’m guessing that you have some remnants of ancient history in your own records’’ the Xenos guessed ‘’trying to determine if Earth and Terra are really the same planet?’’
‘’Just… some references I am fallowing up on’’ the inquisitor says, a little off step by the xenose’s wit.
‘’This Holy Terra, is it someplace you could have gone to if you were. ‘Back home’, where or when that may be’’
‘’…. Yes.’’ The Inquisitor admit ‘’I take it you all have your own… theories’’
‘’We’re starfleet’’ the feline says with a shrug ‘’having some space, time, or even reality displaced people showing up isn’t the strangest thing that had happened. Tho it’s mainly a 5yearers problem’’
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:nDu17UEd Sat 05 Apr 2025 01:08:49 No. 6223221 Report >>6223219 3/4
The inquisitor pours herself a new glass of wine ‘’Us being displaced would explain a fair bit, you never had the cybernine revolt, and Humanity here seem to have yet faced a great betrayal by the Xenos’’
‘’Not exactly’’ the Xenos admits ‘’before the Romulan War, United Earth had to deal with a first contact that was a laser beam burning a 4 thousand miles long canyon on earth. Every member species of the Fed have some history of their Xenoses acting terribly to them. My people hunted another’s member race for sport and food for eons, the Andorians and Volcans was at each other’s necks for centuries. Each and every one of us for the most part have some history about it’’
‘’You know nothing’’ the Cog girl snaps ‘’not even of the orks-‘’
‘’A civilization of war obsessed brutes, yea we got those, they are called Klingons’’ the Feline snaps back ‘’when was this ‘great betrayal’ anyways? 100 years ago?’’
‘’tens of thousands of years ago during the Dark Age of Technology, and we are still constantly faced with hostile Xenos.’’ The Inquisitor states.
‘’Like the Eldar, that little girl we save have been telling us her own stories of your Imperium.’’ The Xenose states ‘’we of the Federation can be quite Inquisitive ourselves’’ she says in a snarky grin.
The eyes of the Inquisitor narrows ‘’Zana, do you know… who… she is talking about’’ the Inquisitor says, the personalization of the xenose forced out due to the necessity of… being amicable.
Zana thinks for a moment before responding;
- ‘’I do not know lady Inquisitor other than the Feds found a Xenos runt’’ she lies, trying to protect her lover (Lie, Hard)
- ‘’Brian encountered the creature and was advised by the Federation Captain to spare it. It was stealing the Feds’ food stores’’ Zana says, knowing well that it might bring damnation to the man she loves.
- Write in.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:nDu17UEd Sat 05 Apr 2025 01:09:50 No. 6223222 Report >>6223221 4/4
From the darkness of the corridor the Bardsman of the FOB can hear a thumping of heavy foot steps as a figure with 2 glowing eyes can be seen.
‘’must be that ‘Angle of Death’ we were told of’’ one of the human boarding specialists states.
‘’Hello!’’ The other one bellows using he’s helmet’s speakers. The greeting cause the yellow giant to pause for a moment. The enhanced listening devices of the modified heavy space exploration suits able to detect the man saying something under he’s armor before he continues to walk forward.
‘’Welcome to FOB Tan’’ the other says as the modified warrior gets closer. ‘’I can show you to your shuttle’’
‘’I did not expect you people to actually have checkpoints’’ the marine states as he is led to the FOB proper.
The facility have been repurposed as a field hospital and evacuation point. A half dozen shuttles are readied as 100 Federation personnel ensure its safety and security. Rows of cots obscured by white sheets are prepared as a small storage room is repurposed as a makeshift surgery bay. In one corner a pile of junk remained if the previous mess. items and detritus not worth sending back to the Federation vessels.
Next to the box like Federation shuttles is the plane-like shuttle of the Imperials. Its cockpit blacken out in a manner common for pilots trying to capture some sleep.
The giant yellow armored man scans every he sees, the in built sensors of the suits detecting several antiquated forms of sensor technology. ‘’Relax Sir, this is a humanitarian position.’’
‘’Yet you plan on using it to aid Xenoses’’ the Marine ‘’and appear to already be doing so’’
‘’Oh that’s Mehnys’’ the Boarder says, looking at where the child is playing on a Tablet. ‘’Found her rooting through our food. Poor girl was starving’’
‘’You’re going to regret letting witches among your people’’ the Marine warns.
‘’Witches? Should we keep an eye out for women riding broomsticks?’’ The border can’t help but joke
‘’…. No, witches are those cursed spawns who use the warp to preform foul magics and deeds.’’ The marine warns. ‘’Able to read your mind, to levitate items, to shoot lighting from their fingers-
‘’Oh we got mind readers’’ the border says innocently ‘’Vulcans call it Mind Melding. Honestly not a bad experience’’
A alarm blares from the checkpoint into the FOB followed by the sounds of automatic gunfire and phaser fire.
‘’All security personnel we got unknown hostiles attacking Check Point Alpha-‘’
The Space Marine-
- Continue to walk to the Arvis Lighter
- Turn around and rush to the checkpoint.
- Write in
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>>6223221 >‘’I do not know lady Inquisitor other than the Feds found a Xenos runt’’ she lies, trying to protect her lover (Lie, Hard). >Continue to walk to the Arvis Lighter. Anonymous
>>6223222 >‘’I do not know lady Inquisitor other than the Feds found a Xenos runt’’ she lies, trying to protect her lover (Lie, Hard). >Turn around and rush to the checkpoint. Anonymous
>>6223221 >‘’I do not know lady Inquisitor other than the Feds found a Xenos runt’’ she lies, trying to protect her lover >Turn around and rush to the checkpoint. DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Sat 05 Apr 2025 12:25:03 No. 6223458 Report Quoted By:
>>6223243 >>6223300 >>6223389 (winner)Votes counted. Update will come on Monday
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:AmgVTVyT Sat 05 Apr 2025 12:28:55 No. 6223460 Report I need some 2D20 Disadvantage rolls for Zana, DC is 17 to lie to the Inquisitor.
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Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d20) >>6223460 DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:tFXx7wJT Sat 05 Apr 2025 12:58:12 No. 6223469 Report A reminder, you can spend a Glory to add +5 to your roll
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Rolled 14, 12 = 26 (2d20) >>6223460 Princess Zana can surely lie better than that.
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>>6223474 >>6223469 I'd like to add that Glory point and hit the DC I believe?
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:ADesvcby Sat 05 Apr 2025 13:22:42 No. 6223477 Report Quoted By:
>>6223475 Just barely. Glory Spent. You have 2 Glory.
I’m going to start writing but keep the rolling open until 9PM pasific. Maybe someone will get a 20/20 or something interesting.
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Rolled 16, 9 = 25 (2d20) Let's do this
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Rolled 16, 1 = 17 (2d20) >>6223460 Anonymous
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Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20) >>6223652 Fuck it. Rolling again.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:Nc820/0+ Sat 05 Apr 2025 18:39:15 No. 6223738 Report Ok question of the day; Who do you think had the best lore bits, who do you think have the worse?
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>>6223738 Both the best and the worst go to 40k. 40k has some genuinely cool things out there, the timespan alone offers plenty of creativity and creating yourdudes in the setting, but there's also do much dumb shit and retcons as well. I'm not saying fart clouds seducing the same family for centuries isn't dumb but for me, 40k still beats Star Trek in it.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:FfJl4oUv Sat 05 Apr 2025 20:12:12 No. 6223809 Report >>6223746 Oh definitely, tho I think Trek handles Retcons/later Watsonian explanations better, I think they are about equally good for what they were made for- but I think Warhammer is a little further on the bad side due to the dumb retcons VS good retcons. I think the biggest bad spot for Trek is that time kept ticking (the Eugenics Wars was supposed to happen in the 90’s), and they had a choice to eaither diverge or adapt. I think they should have let thing diverged in the timeline if that makes sense.
>>6223652 I’ll let the Nat one pass sence I kinda already counted the 12+5 and a Glory was spent for it.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:AHTNhR3e Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:46:17 No. 6224975 Report >>6223809 1/3(?)
Zana pauses for a moment before she answers her Inquisitor. ‘’I don’t know ma’am.’’ The Imperial lies, knowing the truth ‘’all I know is that these people saved a Xeno runt that was stealing their food’’
‘’mmm, Alright.’’ The Inquisitor says ‘’I need to… consider what I heard so far.’’
‘’And we got to prepare to move on. Dr Caten out’’ the doctor says as she closes the vox device. ‘’Zana, just so you know-
‘’Zana!’’ The cat is interrupted as the other Imperial rushes up to the cog girl to hug- before looking at the rejuvenated woman.
‘’Wow- your…. Nice arm’’ the Voidman says, blushing ‘’so no wonder they all look so much like nobility. I’m they even fixed your breathing?’’
Zana winch a little at the but give a smile Brian rarely gets to see. ‘’Yes. The work of these… people…. are remarkable’’ the Tech Priestess says moving around the new augment with ease ‘’If unsanctioned’’
‘’Wow- I remember when you first got your arm it took a 7day to move it that smoothly’’ Brian says. Amazed by the cerimite arm.
Zana can’t help but keep her smile- even as she sees the feline doctor smerk at her with crossed arms before she walks off to help with the packing up.
The tech priestess ignores the pentilent Xenos ‘’I take it that your task went well?’’ She asks Brian
‘’Yes. The people there was… strange…’’ Brian says in a way Zana recognizes as hem looking for the… approved… words to sue ‘’and, I think, misguided. But they agreed to let us go pass so long as the Feds help them evacuate this wreck’’
‘‘That’s good, the sooner we are off this wreck, the better’’ Zana says.
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‘’Unprecedented’’ is all the Inquisitor says after a moment of thinking.
‘’Lady Inquisitor’’ the Captain asks the voice of the Emperor ‘’were those… things from ancient Terran history?’’ He asks
‘’They were. To it seems to these people it’s much more recent. But something is wrong- their Warp Travel dose not match anything I am aware of. And they seem completely unaware of the Orks and the Eldar.’’ The Inquisitor states ‘’Nor do they seem to have a concept of STCs, surely that would be mentioned’’
‘’Heretecks, all of them’’ the ship Magos states.
‘’Not to mention, If… IF their Anno Daos dating is the same as our Millennium dating, that this is 270M3. Warp Drives didn’t come around until M20. And that Xenos mentioned Time, Space, and ‘Reality’….’’
Considering everything she heard. Consider the Federation, the Fed warp Drives, the lack of Warp Storms, the lack of Orks, lack of. Hulks, and lack of evidence of knowledge about the human Phyker’’
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:AHTNhR3e Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:48:09 No. 6224977 Report >>6224975 2/3
Inquisitor Nichelle-
- Thinks she is in the far past. So much was lost in old night to never be relearned, no doubt many marvels would never be rediscovered. But this fail to explain the lack of Orks, such creatures were known during the dark age.
- Think they are in some, alternate realm. There’s been wispers of such a thing among some insane radicals of the Inquisition- tho most assume that it referred to exceptionally unknown parts of the warp if not outright hearsay
- This must be some trick of the Xenose, perhaps Caten or the Federation found some Dark Age archive impossibly preserved. But then- why? To what ends?
- Write in.
QM notes; This would refer to what the character believes, not what is true. I fully encourage conversation on what is actually going on VS what the characters believe is going on ——
‘’Sir- stay or go you d-‘’
Before the Federation’s excuse of a Armsman could finish, the Angel of Death is already rushing to the checkpoint where already a buzz of activity have started, some crew rushing away, other rushing to.
14 ‘Borders’ armed with the sleek Federation Laz gun fire from over the professionally made barricades, made from cut scrap metal and Tau deployable baracades. A few of the human and Xenos Federalist are being treated behind the cover. Most of the injuries seem to be from gunshots and spear jabs. With one of them getting a spear removed from their leg.
The long dark hallway 21 dead bodies of chaos tainted humans can be seen, all grotesque, mutated, and in rags along with rusted makeshift armor. Covered in arcane runes both of paint and of scars. Some armed with auto guns, others in Imperial like Laz guns, a few with nothing but pipes and spears.
The red lights of the Laz guns lights up the corador at every shot, showing some mutants trying to take pot shot with one being hit in the 3 eyed head.
‘’What happened?’’ The Marine asks, settling into ingrained combat training.
‘’one of our teams went out to explore some ‘Warp’ signatures and bumped into a group of humans.’’ One of the Barders states, fists covered in drying blood and armor dented by medium caliber small arms. ‘’it was peaceful at first even with them preaching about some religious figure they referred to as ‘Grandfather’. Then one of our medics tried to heal a kid of some sickness.’’ The man gives a shiver ‘’things went from 0 to crazy faster than light and we booked it back here. Thankfully no casualties’’
‘’Here’’ one of the fresh borders hand the Marine a slip of paper ‘’the radio frequency we are using, if you’re gonna help. Might as well be in the loop’’
Marine take and look at the frequency written in Gothic ‘’I thought you didn’t speak gothic?’’
‘’We got translators. They can tell us how to write stuff out’’ the border says as he aim back down the corridor.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:AHTNhR3e Mon 07 Apr 2025 19:49:29 No. 6224979 Report >>6224977 3/3
‘’Sir’’ a fresher boarder states over the vox ‘’I think they are parlaying, we got a female walking into view, hands up. One holding a decorative staff of some sort’’
‘’Hold fire’’ the dented Armsman orders. ‘’Hold fire’’
The Marine look back down the hall and see the mutant. Green narcrotic skin, a limp on her left leg. Her long matted hair with clump missing and dangling down. Her cloths is that of a Nobel woman but decayed and faded by years. The woman cannot be less than 50 but it’s hard to tell with her condition.
‘’That is close enough’’ the dented Border orders, causing the woman to pause. Her heretically decorated staff tapping on the floor in a 7 base tempo. ‘’your people are stunned, and ourselves have lost no one. But my big friend here have some king of grande luncher. Leave with them and all will be forgiven, but not forgotten. But if you Fight-‘’
The dented Armsman flip a switch on he’s Laz gun, a auditable wine of the machine sperit can be heard, echoed by the speakers of he’s armor.
‘’- these will be set these to kill’’
The same high pitch wine is heard from the other Laz weapons of the federation, as the Marine count 4 rounds in he’s Bolt Gun. With no resupply. The foolishness of not just killing these heretics is not lost on the Space Marines. ‘Perhaps this is what my forbrothers felt when they encountered lost humanity unaware of the full horrors’
‘’I am detecting a rise in Warp energy from her, unknown source’’ can be heard over the vox
‘’You know not of what your trifling with Federation.’’ The woman sneer ‘’you know not what what was and will be, not of bliss or of suffering-’’
‘’Ma’am I’m from Riza’’ the dented man interrupted ‘’I’m pretty sure I know what Bliss is’’
The marine
- 1; Shoots the woman
- 2; Let the Federalist take charge of the situation
- 3; The Marine speak to the Federalists (Not exclusive to 1 or 2)
- 4; Write in. (Not exclusive to 1,2,3)
Plan on updating on Wednesday
after the Space Hulk arch. What would you like to see? Anonymous
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>>6224977 >Thinks she is in the far past. So much was lost in old night to never be relearned, no doubt many marvels would never be rediscovered. But this fail to explain the lack of Orks, such creatures were known during the dark age. >>6224979 >Shoots the woman A true son of Sanguinius, even a lamenter, wouldn't suffer the heretic to live
>after the Space Hulk arch. What would you like to see? Think them visiting a fed world or space station would make sense but depends what happens in this arc socially
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>>6224977 >Thinks she is in the far past. So much was lost in old night to never be relearned, no doubt many marvels would never be rediscovered. But this fail to explain the lack of Orks, such creatures were known during the dark age. >1:Shoots the woman. >4: Write-in: Speaks to Federalists "I show you this mercy only once, Xenophiles. What this creature and her ilk were can't nor should be reasoned with. They damned, tainted by the beings of the Warp, slaves to them and they only goal is to taint and damn us all in turn. If you want to show them mercy, show them mercy of death.". >after the Space Hulk arch. What would you like to see? Nichelle trying to rebuild Imperium within this Galaxy and trying to convert Federation Humans to Imperium ideology. Naturally Brian and Zana being her only expendable agents would be one of her main tools to accomplish this.
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>>6224979 >Thinks she is in the far past. So much was lost in old night to never be relearned, no doubt many marvels would never be rediscovered. But this fail to explain the lack of Orks, such creatures were known during the dark age. >Shoots the woman >>6224993 Supporting this write in.
But add that they must burn the bodies.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:uf2fcqSa Tue 08 Apr 2025 03:18:44 No. 6225204 Report Quoted By:
Votes counted. Natalie thinks she is in the past. The Space Marine shoots the Heretic and lectures the Feds on Imperial Mercy And to burn bodies.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:4GJZy6x6 Tue 08 Apr 2025 03:22:04 No. 6225205 Report Alright- mainly to show how OP Space Marines can be in the future. I need a 2D20+5 with advantage to hit.
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Rolled 11, 10 = 21 (2d20) >>6225205 Anonymous
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Rolled 17, 11 + 5 = 33 (2d20 + 5) >>6225205 DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:6aeuPxn8 Tue 08 Apr 2025 19:11:34 No. 6225541 Report Quoted By:
Rolls counted. Update on Wednesday.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:09:53 No. 6226173 Report ‘’YOU DARE-‘’ the heretic woman never finished her last bellow as a thunder echoed down the halls. What was once a fowl worshiper of the dark gods- is not nothing but splattered meat and bones on the floor, wall, ceiling, the apparently ‘stunned’ heretics. ‘’Whoa!’’ One of the Federalist exclaim over the vox. ‘’This is Mercy’’ the Marine responded. ‘’Your ‘Mercy’ repainted the walls of the corridor’’ another of the Borders stated. The marine takes off he’s helmet, angry, frustrated, and questioning he very sanity among these… heathens… and look directly at the dented Federation Border. The Lt Commander border look back at the massive man. The powerful scowl on he’s face for a moment Force the commander to step back before he is able to stand firm. The face of the Marine is that of a warrior of many battles, healed scars, burns, and feild treatments cover he’s face as he stare down the Fed. ‘Such confidence among fools’ the marine thinks before he open he’s mouth ‘’I will show you this mercy once, xenophiles’’ the marine states to the Federalist who frowns at the insult ‘’What this creatures and her ilk were-‘’ ‘’One of the stunned are getting up’’ the marine hears on the vox followed by the sound of phaser fire. With eyes of hate the marine slowly turns around to the blue face Xenos Border who simply put he’s weapon on safe and let go of it, letting the weapon hang loose from a strap. ‘’They-‘’ the marine says turning back to the Lt Commander ‘’they can’t nor should be reasoned with. They Are Dammed, tainted by beings of the warp. Slaves to them and their only goal is to taint and dam us in turn.’’ The warrior worns. ‘’You people seem to value mercy and kindness above many other things including sanity. If you want to be Merciful-‘’ The Marine grab the blue Xeno’s Laz gun snapping the strap, switch it back to lethal, and open fire on the ‘stunned’ heretics with one hand ‘’show them the mercy of death’’ The Lt Commander close he’s eyes for a moment and takes a deep breath before saying ‘’Sir, please unhand the Phaser Rifle and make your way to the Arvis Lighter. We no longer require your assistance’’ the man says, containing he’s own anger and frustration behind a shield of professionalism. The marine put back on he’s helmet ‘’I highly advise you burn the bodies, yet the Taint spread to you as well.’’ The armored man says before leaving the checkpoint. Inside the shuttle the Marine sits down. ‘’Emperor’s and Seguinius’ mercy’’ the weapon says removing he’s helmet. ‘’Don’t worry Lord Marine’’ the Pilot says ‘’It’s great to have you back to the fold’’ The doors to the shuttle closes as the shuttle takes off. The Pilot turn to the Marine and shows hem the far to well known =][=.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:12:12 No. 6226175 Report >>6226173 2/3
‘’I am Interrogator Galicia Grant.’’ The pilot says. ‘’In service of Inquisitor Natalie. She wish to thank you for your- digression and patience’’
‘’I was expecting Roge Trader, sending 2 pesents to consort with Xenoses and Heathen seems more like their move’’ the marine says
‘’truthfully the Inquisitor and I believed that most of them were abhumans when we first encountered these heathens?’’ The man says. He’s face obscured by the flight helmet.
‘’They know not of the Emperor’’ the Marine states, trying to release some frustration. ‘’nor of the dangers they trifle with’’
‘’That is because the Emperor is yet to be known’’ the Interrogator reply, causing the marine to look at the pilot as he fly the craft. ‘’the Inquisitor, as well as myself, believe that we are in the far past. Before the Dark Age, before the Cyberdine Revolt’’ the man says ‘’the Emperor still walks among men, surely he done or allow for this for a reason’’
The marine chuckles, a deep, almost emotionless things ‘’You serious?’’ He asks
‘’As serious as the Nids’’ the Interrogator respond ‘’but soon we shall enlighten the humans to the truth’’
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Thump, Thump, Thump.
A deep base reviberates through the metal of the hulk, ancient voxes bellow a discordant music, some distorted- others cutting in and out.
Thump
The Away Team snake through tight and compressed coradors, graffiti of a toothy maul becomes more common.
Thump Thump Thump
‘’sounds like heavy Metal’’ one of the Feds say over the vox
Thump
‘’More like Klingon Death Jazz’’ another joke.
A different thud hits the other side of the wall next to Brian and a piece falls away. Brian look through the new small hole.
The sight on the other side is worse than what the Voidman feared. It’s looks like some sort of small Manufactorum. Green creatures run around, pounding, melting, cutting, and sharpening scrap and trash into weapons.
At one table a large brute of a creature dip a ball with teeth in a jar of adhesive before covering it in bullets, granades, and yellow sticks of Explostickd before dumping the entire creature in a bucket of yellow paint.
At another a box of tan color Tau guns are being bashed apart by a gaggle of Grechens before one of the brutes put it back together into the ramshackle weapons of these Xenoses.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Thu 10 Apr 2025 01:13:15 No. 6226176 Report >>6226175 3/3
Every one of these brutes with a gaggle of smaller greenskins work on weapons and tools, armor and cloths, getting ready for war.
And overlooking it all on a stage is the biggest of the green brutes. He’s armor being tan and sloppily overpainted with blue, looking like some gutted Tau war mashean made into a sute of armor to fit. About as tall as 2 of the Tau corpses, the armor had been modified with more weapons and plates of scrap metal. The makeshift armor claws holds an equally makeshift instrument, a dozen strings made from copper wires spliced together and strip of their protective covers, its body made from a round device the Feds found trashed among the other Tau tech. It’s neck made from a long blade. At the feet of the beast is a large drum made from an old promethium can, its foot tapping down to keep a rhythm.
‘’Oi! Ya Gits!’’ The monster bellow as Captain Carlos gets next to Brian to hold up he’s Tricorder to record
‘’Whoz here havs their fill of fishies?!?’’ The beast boasts, causing the other beasts to shout and laugh. ‘’Whoz here havs thair fill of Spiky Humies?’’ The beast bellows in murderous joy, leading to another discordant chorus of yells
‘’Wez Ready to go after the Fishies! Wez gonna Crump them, Crush Themz, Wez going to take thez scrapz. And once we gotz all of that. WEZ GOING TO WAGGGG THOZ PANSY HUMIES!-
With a bellow of cheer all of the green creatures bellow the war cry of ‘WAGGG’, a defining cry of jubilation among these beastsz.
‘’I wouldn’t call you pansies’’ Brian says softly to Captain Carlos.
‘’We need to find those Tau, and now’’ the Captain responds equally softly.
Zana steps back from the view of the perverted factorum shop. ‘’Tech heresies on Tech heresies’’ she mutters with her flesh voice as she feel a hand fall on her shoulder.
‘’don’t panic’’
Zana-
- Turns around to fight (roll)
- Use the Utility phaser on the unknown person
- Run
- Yell
- Write in.
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>>6226176 >Write-in: Turns around, points her Phaser at the unknown person and tries to come off as threating as possible (roll to intimidate). DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Thu 10 Apr 2025 02:10:34 No. 6226195 Report >>6226188 For clarity- Zana got a Utility phaser
Think a Gun (phaser) VS a Nail gun (utility phaser), still deadly, and still look like some kind of weapon.
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>>6226195 Oh. Good to know. It still works for what I'm going for, which is Zana trying to establish position of power and control the situation with the newcomer by intimidating them. It just makes the situation funnier if she succeeds.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:KBC9LFPX Thu 10 Apr 2025 02:19:15 No. 6226203 Report >>6226202 How do you and other Annons feel if it’s 2 rolls
First to intimidate, 2nd to see if Zana knows that there’s a significant enough difference between a Phaser and Utility Phaser.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:jltFaDiX Thu 10 Apr 2025 02:25:18 No. 6226208 Report Quoted By:
>>6226203 For clarity; not counting the vote yet (not until tomorrow morning). But also Zana had yet to use the Utility Phaser.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:W1I8O9Kq Thu 10 Apr 2025 12:36:23 No. 6226427 Report Vote counted. I need some D20 rolls. DC is 13.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:W1I8O9Kq Thu 10 Apr 2025 12:37:35 No. 6226429 Report >>6226427 Oh- and do you think Zana would know the difference between a Phaser and Utility Phaser?
Y or N
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Rolled 11 (1d20) >>6226427 I'm not sure, would she want to take it apart, would she have enough implants and equipment of her own to see through whats she working with? If she does then yes, if not then no.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:JNXIUI5R Thu 10 Apr 2025 13:17:51 No. 6226449 Report Quoted By:
>>6226448 She dose have the common temptation of all Cog girls and boys to take stuff apart and learn about them.
Plus the utility phaser is orange with a blue tip as opposed to the normal TOS style of the other phasers.
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Rolled 14 (1d20) >>6226429 >N. DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ
DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:D3QdNAI6 Thu 10 Apr 2025 19:05:09 No. 6226767 Report Writing. Update on Friday
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:QY1JtnCT Sat 12 Apr 2025 04:00:07 No. 6227671 Report >>6226767 1/2
‘’WAGGHHH’’
bellows as the green Xenoses cheer on more foul words from their arch Tech Heretic.
‘Don’t panic’ go through the head of Zana as she in a fluid motion shove back the unknown intruder with her new elbow. Spinning around the rejuvenated woman feeling more… efficient, stronger and more sharp. The faint fog in her head gone- a fog she never realized was there.
The figure steps back, narrowly avoiding tripping on a pipe on the ground, by the time they try to raise their weapon- a blue tipped Phaser is pressed to the tan armor on their chest.
‘’don’t panic’’ Zana says quietly looking at the foe with a smerk.
several lights on the helmets of the federation personnel lands on the figure- illuminating their blue face. Unlike the Tellrites, this one is lacking anteni, instead having 2 artificial tan disks where its head should be and a Y shape, her face is covered in bruises and cuts including one going over her red color left eye. Its tan armor matches that of the other Tau corpses encountered, battered and dirty, covered in dried grease, oil, and blood. It’s weapon is short tan and boxy with the profane Tau symbol on it.
‘’Easy’’ the Xenos says ‘’I mean no harm Gur’Sab’’ it says ‘’I was simply trying to make contact, so please-‘’
Zana press the weapon harder on the Xeno’s chest plate ‘’You are in no position to demand Xenos’’
‘’Easy there Zana’’ Brian says placing a hand on Zana’s shoulder before looking at the blue xenose. ‘’sorry we been on edge lately, we should get to somewhere less-‘’
‘’WAGHHHH!’’
The bellow cause the Xenose to flinch. ‘’I agree, I can-‘’
‘’Sorry Ma’am’’ Captain Carlos say ‘’we’ll be more confertable if we lead the way to talk’’
The Tau- woman apparently- sighs ‘’very well, lead the way Gur’Ts’Kar’’
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:QY1JtnCT Sat 12 Apr 2025 04:01:33 No. 6227672 Report >>6227671 ———
2/2
The away team back tracks to an old bridge of an Imperial cargo vessel, its view port punctured by the boarding tube of some space station built by an unknown alien species.
‘’Sorry about that miss-‘’
‘’El'Myamal’’ the Xenos woman states ‘’my rank is Shas’la. The 2nd rank for Fire Warriors’’
‘’I am Captain Carlos’’ Carlos introduced hem-self ‘’we answered your distress call’’
‘’Why are ‘Imperials’ with you?’’ The Xenos woman asks.
‘’Our first contact with you happened right after our first contact with the Imperium and with Space Hulks’’ Carlos states ‘’The imperials offered assistance and we accepted’’
‘’Is this one of those human jokes?’’ The Xenos says crossing her arms ‘’The imperials, offering to help save a bunch of Tau?’’
Carlos look over at the 2 Imperials, kept at distance, before turning back to the warrior and whispering ‘’we didn’t know about their- ‘suffer not the Xenos’ crap until after we got on this scrap heap, apparently they wanted to get intel on us’’
‘’why do they still live?’’ Asks the warrior to the explorer.
‘’Our ways’’ the explorer explains ’’but also we can’t risk the Imperials panicking. Already the number of people to be rescued is 20 thousand and we they have a warship a mile long.’’
‘’Only a mile?’’ The woman asks, a question that leaves the man speechless ‘’By the greater good- you’re not joking. Alright I think you people are trustworthy enough. I’ll lead you to where we are.
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No options this time. The next update will be on Sunday afternoon
All I got is a question- what do you think Gur’Ts’Kar directly translates to? You get one guess a day and those who guess right or close enough will gain a Glory.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:6diSrVDI Sat 12 Apr 2025 04:13:05 No. 6227679 Report Quoted By:
>>6227672 Hint for the term;
_____ ______ Human.
don’t expect these kind of updates to be common Anonymous
>>6227672 >Gur’Ts’Kar Everything I could think of: ''High ranking Human'', ''Foreign Human Leader'', ''Human neither of Imperium nor of Greater Good''.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:dSVN7nQX Sat 12 Apr 2025 04:30:11 No. 6227690 Report Quoted By:
There will be another hint tomorrow morning.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:fTB1/sYx Sat 12 Apr 2025 13:01:36 No. 6227813 Report >>6227685 It has nothing to due with rank. It’s more descriptive of how the Feds look like.
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>>6227813 In that case: ''Nice looking Human'', ''Soft looking Human'', ''Colorfully Clothed Human'', ''Tau like Human'', ''Healthy looking Human'', ''Hair faced Human''.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:wfO/uMuU Sat 12 Apr 2025 13:57:08 No. 6227831 Report Quoted By:
>>6227822 Colorfully Clothed Human;
1 glory.
It means Plainly Colorful Humans, referring to the uniforms compared to Imperial Navy uniforms.
''Hair faced Human'' made me LOL
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:/bterBre Mon 14 Apr 2025 04:43:27 No. 6228840 Report Glory Count; 4 1/2 The Tau warrior raise a fist causing the convoy to pause. ‘’The water flows clean’’ she says ‘’why are you saying it in low Gothic?’’ A unseen voice says. ‘’These, Federated People, has some translating drones’’ the Tau warrior says. ‘’They all wear them’’ A metal slit in a wall slides open. ‘’Good to see you E.M’’ the human voice says to the alien to a rehearsed snarky smile from the Xenos. ‘’You know how much I hate that ‘false name’ Leionus.’’ The Xenos says, clear banter in her voice as the wall slides open. ‘’It’s called a Nick name’’ the human says, face covered in a plaster except for he’s brown eyes and mouth ‘’the Etherial is right this way Captian, he would like to speak to you’’ ‘’great- what precisely is a Etherial by the way?’’ Captain Carlos asks ‘’is it another one of those warp-capable people?’’ ‘’Warp capable?’’ The Tau alined human asks. ‘’Imperials call them Witches and corrupted sometimes, Teacher Mathew called the abilities blessings’’ the captain elaborate. ‘’Oh no, they are the leaders of the Tau Empire.’’ The Human explains as he lead the Feds to the makeshift compound. ‘’They are the wisest and most capable of castes of the Tau’’ —— The remaining Tau of their endeavor to explore and exploit the bundle of space debris had retreated to what looks like a cathedral of massive scale. A large golden statue of a man stand proud where the Cross would be in the ancient earth temples. The old pews have been repurposed as beds for the many Tau workers, the expensive candle sticks and solid metal imagery to serve to secure entryways. Many of the soldiers and workers look parch and hungry. The only ones who look to be eating well are the green avians. Captain Carlos was about to ask when Dr Caten slams a open ornate door she peeked through and simply shakes her head. Near the purple heart pulpit sits a Tau man In elaborate robes sitting on a disk like hovering device, young looking with a head of red hair. Next to hem is a Tau woman, in a scuffed form fitting elegant purple dress, long dirty blond hair done in 2 braids going down either side of her head. On her head is a metallic conical hat with a blue and purple pattern. Both blue skin aliens have the round devices where their ears should be- the woman’s done in a manner like a pair of headphones connected to her hat. ‘’Hello, I am Soft Wind of the Waster Cast, this is Etherial Vior Vash.’’ The woman says, Carlo’s translator indicating her to be speaking perfect High Gothic while the floating young man look at the Federalist with a puzzled expression. ‘’Are you speaking for Ethereal Vior Vash?’’ Carlos asks.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:WpaHAHOh Mon 14 Apr 2025 04:46:09 No. 6228842 Report >>6228840 2/3
‘’We Tau are flexible but it’s the duty of the Water Cast to preform diplomacy when the Greater Good requires it’’ the woman explains in a beautiful singer’s voice ‘’we all got a part to play in harmony, but such education can come at a more… suitable time. I understand that You’re here to help us evacuate?’’ She ends with a question.
‘’Yes Soft Wind’’ Captain Carlos says ‘’but we are already being overburdened with a large evacuation of others from this vessel, we can provide a safe corridor to await departure to a nearby Star Base and colony while we try to find out where your government is in the Galaxy’’ the Federalist explains.
The Etherial hover to the woman and whispers to her ear, some unknown technology jamming the Universal Translator form translating or even recording audio at all.
‘’The great Etherial wish to know where in the galaxy we are’’ the woman asks.
Captain Carlos takes out a data pad ‘’on here is our current location in relation to the 5 closest Quasar, the Core, and the frequency of those Quasars’’ he explains ‘’perhaps you can see where we are in relation-‘’
‘’This says that we are in what the Imperials refer to Segmentum Solar’’ the Etherial interrupts after feeding the information into he’s floating device ‘’effectively right next to the reported location of Holy Terra, yet it been reported that you do not know of the Imperium’’
‘’That’s the complicated part’’ captain Carlos reply, maintaining he’s composure ‘’we believe that you’re either in the past, or in an alternative timeline.’’
‘’we been suspecting such’’ the Etherial says ’’And even if we were in our, time or reality, we are on the far side of the entire galaxy’’ the statement force the man to slouch with the weight of the situation. ‘’How many would be able to evacuate?’’ He asks before pulling out a canister from he’s robe to drink form.
Captain Carlos sighs ‘’if given enough time, all of you.’’ He says doing the math in he’s head ‘’but that at current capacity and including others we are evacuating it would take about… 5 to 10 of our days, with a general call of aid given to our civilian vessels’’
The Etherial thinks for a moment before wispering to the Water Cast, once more activating some unknown jammer.
‘’Would you allow us to first evacuate key personnel?’’ The woman asks.
‘’Yes- but you would be sharing priority with the children of the Church of the Word’’ the captain explains ‘’we had to broker a deal with them to get to you so fast’’
The Etherial sighs then nod he’s head, a practiced action learned from another culture. ‘’We the Tau thank you for helping the Greater Good.’’ The woman reply.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:WpaHAHOh Mon 14 Apr 2025 04:47:10 No. 6228843 Report >>6228842 3/3
Captain Carlos cannot help but smile ‘’The needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few Soft Wind, we in the Federation try when we can to help the many’’
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The 2 imperials look around the Xenose refuge as everyone begins to pack up to move
‘’It’s like a 2nd Federation’’ Xana snear ‘’but a lot more Xenos’’
‘’It’s kinda strange’’ Brian says ‘’2… what’s the term Keven used one?’’ The void-man ponders ‘’Nations? Two nations so similar yet so different, do you think those… Christians? Counted as a nation also?’’
‘’such concept seem… heretical’’ Zana says.
‘’maybe. Honestly the last few hours have been… thought provoking’’ Brian laments. ‘’I honestly never gave much thought to those who don’t live on ships before today, not even of those outside of the Glory. There been… inaccuracies… to what we been told’’ he says ‘’the Imperium is still our salvation, the Emperor still holy and our god… but I wonder if these… Tau Humans’’ Brian says subtlety gesturing at a tan armored Human with a visible Aquila necklace ‘’who believe in hem were driven so by such… inaccuracies. Creating Heretics for us to shoot at between the stars’’
Zana pause for a moment ‘’I… believe that things are more complicated than they told us’’ she says ‘’we were lowly crewmen, we were told what we needed to know, not what others above us needed to know’’ she say, trying to rectify what she seen, what had been ddone to her ‘’I believe we been thrown head first into something that make such things seem inaccurate due to… missing information.’’
There’s a distance explosion that shaken the entire nest of heretics and Xenos awake. Warriors grab weapons while workers hasen their attempts to pack up critical materials. green avians along with blue monsters with ship-flappers like wings rush to positions, blue skin soldiers along with tan armored humans gather weapons and hug workers they have become friends with perhaps for a last time.
Brian without thinking catches a Phaser rifle, a phaser captured by Zana’s new hand.
‘’Alright change of plans’’ Keven says to the two imperials ‘’I’m going to lag behind to delay a bunch of Warp-sick who found a hatch, you guys go with me or with the evacuation, either way expect some gunfire’’
Brian and Zana;
- Lag behind to delay the heretics
- Evacuate with the Xenos and Heathens.
- Write in
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>>6228843 >Lag behind to delay the heretics. Anonymous
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>>6228843 - Lag behind to delay the heretics
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:H/pDTCMh Mon 14 Apr 2025 20:02:36 No. 6229199 Report Votes counted. Posting. Brian and Zana look at eachother. ‘’To kill Heretics or to spend time with a bunch of heretics and Xenoses’’ Brian says. ‘’I believe the choice is simple’’ Zana says ‘’For the Omnisia!’’ She screams rushing with the other Federalists and Tau. With Brian rushing in short behind. Running among several others who chosen to fight. In the corridors for the holymen who once tended to their flocks, a layered defense had been set up. Gunfire began to echo in the halls- the crack of autoguns mixing with the high pich zap of Federation phasers and the lower pich fizz and crack of Tau Railguns. The mix group of Xenoses and humans bunch together in a grand dining room for the clergy. Every piece of expensive furniture had been converted into barricades. Bright spotlights form Tau disk like serviscalls illuminate the room as Tau soldiers rush into the room from the other side. ‘’see where we placed those Xs?’’ Keven says- pointing at the scuffed floor ‘’we’ll use the chandlers to slow them down. We just need to hold them off long enough for the others to flee’’ ‘’THERE COM-‘’ A human Fire Cast slumps forward form the unobstructed entrance on the far side of the dining room- a spear sticking out of he’s back as hellish cheers can be heard. ‘’FOR THE DARK GODS!’’ ——— Battle for the Dinning Room. Defenders; Brian have in he’s possession; Protein ration. strange litho. Scribebook, refillable ball bearing mechanical quill, Pictor, Laz pistol (D20-3 to hit, 1D20 damage) Fed Utility Phaser (Improvise weapon, 2D20 Disadvantage to hit, D20-7 damage), Fed life support belt, 3 Day Fed Ration. Fed Phaser Rifle (D20+1 to hit, D20 damage) Health; 20/20 Fed-Corruption; 2 C-Corruption; 0 Insanity; 0 Zana have in her position; Oxcan medication (7/10 day supply, no longer needed), Basic Im tool kit, Basic Im Maintenance Ritual kit, Strange litho. Fed Utility Phaser (Improvise weapon, 2D20 Disadvantage to hit, D20-7 damage), Fed life support belt, 3 Day Fed Ration. Fed Phaser pistol (D20 to hit, D20-1 damage) Zana; Health; 25/25 augmedics; 10/10 Fed Corruption; -.5 C-Corruption; 0 Insanity; 0 Boarding Team Alpha (Undermanned) Straight; 3/3 HP; 40 Range Attack; 3D20+2 Melee attack; 3D20 melee. Range Damage; 1D20 per success.(+4) Melee Damage; 1D20-1 per success Moral; 7/10 Insanity; 0 Corruption; 0 Phasers; set to kill Melee weapons; Hand to Hand. Scratch Tau Unit (Mob) 20/20 Range Attack; D20 to see how many hits. Range damage; D20+1 times hit roll for damage. Melee attack: D20 to see how many hit. Melee Damage: D20 times how many hit. Moral; 6/10 Insanity; 0 Corruption; .1 Melee Weapons: Various Tau weapons, Makeshift weapons. —————— Roll for Initiative. It’ll be against my D20 roll. Updates will come more often during the battle.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:H/pDTCMh Mon 14 Apr 2025 20:06:56 No. 6229200 Report Rolled 17 (1d20) Rolling for Heretic’s initiative.
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Rolled 11 (1d20) >>6229199 Anonymous
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Rolled 14 (1d20) >>6229300 Three times the charm.
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:6diSrVDI Tue 15 Apr 2025 00:23:11 No. 6229346 Report >>6229200 >>6229211 >>6229226 >>6229300 . (I count the first one per Annon)The Heretics go first. Crit fails don’t apply to Initiative.
Update will come on Wednesday.
Till then. Pre prepared for some <span class="mu-r"> C<span class="mu-b">H<span class="mu-g">AOS</span></span></span>
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DepartmentofORTH !!wS3ddMfIXTJ ID:6diSrVDI Tue 15 Apr 2025 00:27:52 No. 6229350 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 13, 8 + 5 = 26 (2d20 + 5) Rolling damage for attacker
>>6229199 Forgot to mention; the Mob’s HP is 20. Once it’s reaches zero, the mob lose a unit. Anonymous
>>6229346 Site has returned! Will quest continue?
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DepartmentofORTH !!8TpB9OZqlNk ID:1x8Xo4Us Sat 26 Apr 2025 14:37:07 No. 6229976 Report Quoted By:
>>6229503 All is forgiven but WarhammerTrek will be on hiatus. I’ll be sure to archive this thread for when I pick it back up.
Partly because of the 2 minute posting waiting. With my luck sometimes it is effective 4-8 minutes before I could post