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Goblin is looking for GF!

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This is <span class="mu-g">Gob</span>. He is a goblin going to Fantasy University in the year 200X, and he wants a girlfriend!
Like his peers, he is looking for love and validation. He has no idea how to achieve either, but he is willing to try most things to achieve his goals.
Graduating would also be nice, but that is currently Gobs priority number two.

First day of school is about to start. Gob takes a look at the school pamphlet all new students receive:
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<span class="mu-b">Pre-start seminar on study techniques and other handy tips (9:15-10:30)
Library opens. Curriculum books sale and trade (10:00-18:00)
Introduction to speaking Common: The bridge between cultures (10:00-10:45)
Headcount and registration at the auditorium (11:00-12:30) </span> <span class="mu-r">(MANDATORY)</span>
<span class="mu-b">Pizza for new students and faculty (12:45-14:00)
Language and culture exhibition stands (12:45-18:15)
How to maintain mental health during hardships and setbacks (14:15-15:15)
Volunteer program introductions at the auditorium (15:00-18:00)
Forest walk, sponsored by Save the Unicorn Foundation (16:15-17:15) </span>
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Quite a lot of things the school has to offer first day. None of them about how to get a girlfriend unfortunately.

The clock is currently 8:00.

<span class="mu-r">What does Gob start the day with? (You can vote for multiple at a time) </span>
>Eat breakfast
>Brush teeth
>Shower
>Sleep a bit longer
>Check out the university grounds
>Attend event (which one?)
>Write in