Earth-616, 2010.
Earlier today, you announced to the public the truth.
<span class="mu-s">You are Tony Stark, and you are Iron Man.</span>
The high from the media attention was almost worth revealing the fact. It wasn’t until you had left the press conference that the thought came to you that it was a mistake. Everyone from the military to gossip magazines would hound you now, you were sure of it.
You would worry about it later. Soon, sleep overtook you. You weren’t asleep long enough to have any real dreams, but for a few moments, you remembered. Afghanistan. Captivity. Dr. Yinsen. Him, bleeding in your arms. Then, nothing. You woke with a jolt. Happy was tapping your leg from the front seat.
“Home already?”
“Yup. Have a good night, Mr. Stark.”
He left you in the driveway, but wasn’t present long enough to hear what you heard. Alarms, coming from inside the house. Strangely, none blared externally. You walked to the door, noting it had been left open.
“Jarvis!”
<span class="mu-b">“Welcome home, siiiiiiirrr.”</span> The AI’s robotic voice slurred, then stopped. Across the front room, A man looked over the balcony, out at Malibu on the horizon. He was barely silhouetted by the light. You walked towards the steps, keeping your cool. Then, he spoke.
“I am Iron Man. You think you’re the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you’ve become part of a bigger universe. You <span class="mu-i">just</span> don’t know it yet.” His voice boomed and carried even while facing opposite out towards the water. He turned to face you, appearance still hidden in the shadow.
“Who the hell are you?” You looked back incredulously. How had he gotten in, and disabled J.A.R.V.I.S., at that? Happy couldn’t have been more than a mile down the road.
“Nick Fury. Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.”
“Oh.” Right, like you were supposed to know whatever the hell that was.
He smiled for a moment, then spoke again.
“I’m here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.”
It was a blur. Earth’s ‘mightiest’ heroes, defending the weak. It sounded like shadowy, pseudo-world police. You liked the idea of being <span class="mu-i">called</span> a hero, but you did it your way. Whoever this guy was didn’t understand that.
He left you his card, and you threw it into the trash.
Terrifying. You couldn’t be left alone with your thoughts and nothing to do or no one to talk to you. A bottle of whiskey stood half-finished on an end table. You knew you shouldn’t indulge.
“Jarvis.”
<span class="mu-b">“Yes, Sir?”</span> A response, thank God.
“I want a full security system reboot, and an analysis on how that guy managed to shut you down. That’s not happening again. Oh, and-”
>”Call Pepper.” >”Prep the Mark Three. I’m going out.” >”Run a background on Nick Fury, and this ‘shield’ thing. I’m gonna’ go tweak the suit.” Roll one 1d100 to avoid drinking as a part of either choice. Success DC is >=80.
(Reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oKUsna2yvA )
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Rolled 33 (1d100) >>6255849 >>”Run a background on Nick Fury, and this ‘shield’ thing. I’m gonna’ go tweak the suit.” NaterTater
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>>6255861 Mr. Stark is confirmed to be sloshed.
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Rolled 32 (1d100) >>6255849 >”Run a background on Nick Fury, and this ‘shield’ thing. I’m gonna’ go tweak the suit.” TheSurvivalist !!uuJbd4m8dPS
TheSurvivalist !!uuJbd4m8dPS ID:KqeYhFIM Tue 10 Jun 2025 00:43:18 No. 6255902 Report Rolled 23 (1d100) >>6255849 “Hey bitch”
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TheSurvivalist !!uuJbd4m8dPS ID:KqeYhFIM Tue 10 Jun 2025 00:44:19 No. 6255903 Report Quoted By:
>>6255902 For >”Call Pepper.” lol
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Rolled 95 (1d100) >>6255849 >”Run a background on Nick Fury, and this ‘shield’ thing. I’m gonna’ go tweak the suit.” Consider us on-guard and DEFINITELY not shook, no sir.
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>>6255849 >”Run a background on Nick Fury, and this ‘shield’ thing. I’m gonna’ go tweak the suit.” Anonymous
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Rolled 62 (1d100) >>6255849 >>”Call Pepper.” Anonymous
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Rolled 42 (1d100) >>6255849 >>”Call Pepper.” "So the big reveal was a mistake, I'm gonna redirect all questions and offers to you, good luck lmao"
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Rolled 90 (1d100) >>6255849 >Run a background on Nick Fury, and this ‘shield’ thing. I’m gonna’ go tweak the suit.” NaterTater
<span class="mu-s">”Run a background on Nick Fury, and this ‘shield’ thing. I’m gonna’ go tweak the suit.”</span> <span class="mu-b">”I’ll let you know when I’m finished, Mr. Stark.”</span> You pour one drink, then two. You think about a third, and it goes back too. They bite hard, and you felt a spring in your step. Good, The numbing would come soon enough. Right now, you had the pep to do some work. You walked down the steps to the garage, the suit stood in the middle, silently. <span class="mu-b">“Sir, I have an analysis of my system’s takeover ready.”</span> The suit reminded you of the family trip to England when you were younger. Suits of armor, standing like sentinels on the walls of the castle. Oh, how you wished Dad could have seen this. “Let’s not make it an email, what happened?” Your head pounded slightly from the shots, you rubbed it with a groan as you opened the security door and entered the garage. It was untouched, unbothered. It felt like the only place left where you could come and hide from the world. Hide from all the reporters and suits that wanted nothing more to make a buck off of you somehow. <span class="mu-b">“I’ve traced the source of the breach to numerous field offices in the Washington D.C. area It seems… I was invaded by the government.”</span> J.A.R.V.I.S.’ report was worrying. Your brow furrowed. That guy wasn’t just another suit. It was a proper spook this time. You’d been ‘investigated’ before, but seeing how Uncle Sam was your top buyer, their efforts always seemed to fade away. You had the ultimate weapon. A suit of armor that could destroy anything <span class="mu-i">you</span> pleased. And now everyone wanted it. Stane wanted it. He tried to take it from you, and you stopped him. Not before almost dying. “That makes two of us. Compile the breach data and try to segment the local security from the building servers a bit more. I want the two percent of your processing dedicated to network monitoring moved up to five. Anything yet on Mr. Fury?” <span class="mu-b">“Still working on it, Sir. Analysis from your fight with the late Mr. Obadiah Stane is finished, however.”</span> Let’s get to work. Let’s stay on top. “Where do we improve first?” <span class="mu-b">”Maintaining power proved to be a notable issue. Your suit demanded to use the repulsors for multiple purposes, often at the same time. I’ve drafted several schematics to rewire the suit, and plans for increasing the amp-minute recharge rate.”</span> “That can’t be everything, can it?” “Your accuracy was also to be improved upon, sir. Your internal display is slightly uncoordinated with your a-” “Alright, alright, I get it. I’m a piss-poor shot. I’ll start on-”>”The charge rate.” (Improved Arc Reactor Recharge Rate) >”The repulsors.” (Improved Speed + Repulsor Attack,) >”The HUD and targeting computer.” (Improved Reaction Time + Accuracy) Need one player to roll 1d100, DC >=80 to see if Mr. Stark passes out.
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Rolled 2 (1d100) >>6256258 >”The HUD and targeting computer.” (Improved Reaction Time + Accuracy) We make the best of the shots we have, we can get by without upgrades to the charge rate and repulsors themselves for the time being.
NaterTater
Counting 5 d100 failures, 2 successes. <span class="mu-s">”Run a background on Nick Fury, and this ‘shield’ thing. I’m gonna’ go tweak the suit.”</span> <span class="mu-b">”I’ll let you know when I’m finished, Mr. Stark.”</span> You pour one drink, then two. You think about a third, and it goes back too. They bite hard, and you felt a spring in your step. Good, The numbing would come soon enough. Right now, you had the pep to do some work. You walked down the steps to the garage, the suit stood in the middle, silently. <span class="mu-b">“Sir, I have an analysis of my system’s takeover ready.”</span> The suit reminded you of the family trip to England when you were younger. Suits of armor, standing like sentinels on the walls of the castle. Oh, how you wished Dad could have seen this. “Let’s not make it an email, what happened?” Your head pounded slightly from the shots, you rubbed it with a groan as you opened the security door and entered the garage. It was untouched, unbothered. It felt like the only place left where you could come and hide from the world. Hide from all the reporters and suits that wanted nothing more to make a buck off you. <span class="mu-b">“I’ve traced the source of the breach to numerous field offices in the Washington D.C. area It seems… I was invaded by the government.”</span> J.A.R.V.I.S.’ report was worrying. Your brow furrowed. That guy wasn’t just another suit. It was a proper spook this time. You’d been ‘investigated’ before, but seeing how Uncle Sam was your top buyer, their efforts always faded. You had the ultimate weapon. A suit of armor that could destroy anything <span class="mu-i">you</span> pleased. And now everyone wanted it. Stane wanted it. He tried to take it from you, and you stopped him. Not before almost dying. “That makes two of us. Compile the breach data and try to segment the local security from the building servers a bit more. I want the two percent of your processing dedicated to network monitoring moved up to five. Anything yet on Mr. Fury?” <span class="mu-b">“Still working on it, Sir. Analysis from your fight with the late Mr. Obadiah Stane is finished, however.”</span> Let’s get to work. Let’s stay on top. “Where do we improve first?” <span class="mu-b">”Maintaining power proved to be a notable issue. Your suit demanded to use the repulsors for multiple purposes, often at the same time. I’ve drafted several schematics to rewire the suit, and plans for increasing the amp-minute recharge rate.”</span> “That can’t be everything, can it?” <span class="mu-b">“Your accuracy was also to be improved upon, sir. Your internal display is slightly uncoordinated with your a-”</span> “Alright, alright, I get it. I’m a piss-poor shot. I’ll start on-”>”The charge rate.” (Improved Arc Reactor Recharge Rate) >”The repulsors.” (Improved Speed + Repulsor Attack,) >”The HUD and Targeting Computer.” (Improved Reaction Time + Accuracy) Need one player to roll 1d100, DC >=80 to see if Mr. Stark passes out.
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>>6256259 counting this vote, I just had to repost, sorry.
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Rolled 30 (1d100) >>6256264 >>”The charge rate.” (Improved Arc Reactor Recharge Rate) Anonymous
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>>6256264 >”The HUD and Targeting Computer.” (Improved Reaction Time + Accuracy) Anonymous
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>>6256264 >”The HUD and Targeting Computer.” (Improved Reaction Time + Accuracy) Looks like we're passing out
NaterTater
[b:lit]”The HUD and Targeting Computer.”[/b:lit] [blue]”Excellent choice, Sir.”[/blue] It took a few hours of work, twenty or so tries with Dum-E holding up paper targets. The slight adjustment of your palm with each try. Your fingers started getting weary, but you were onto something. “Not bad…” [blue]”Mr. Stark, your attentive level is degrading rapidly. I recommend you retire for the evening.”[/blue] You were exhausted. Not tired enough to get up and shower, but you knew that if you went through all the motions, you'd lie down in bed clean, but restless and awake. That would start this over again, no good. “Right here is comfy, thanks though.” You felt something drape over you. Dum-E had brought a blanket. It was soft, but heavy, perfect. Was this a fireproof blanket? You weren't sure, you were already asleep. [blue]”Very well. Goodnight, Sir.”[blue] [green]ALL COMBAT ACTION AP COSTS REDUCED BY 1, ACCURACY INCREASED BY 30%[/green] And then, everything rang out, waking you up. You were about to tell J.A.R.V.I.S. to can it, and hang up on it, but it was picked up. What? “Tony. Are you fucking kidding me?” Pepper. That's right, you hadn’t spoken to her since before the conference. “Good morning, Pepper! I missed you too-o…” Your head throbbed. You needed food. “Are you drunk?” “No, no, just hungover, it’s fine. I’m already-” Fingers fumbled for a box of Pop-Tarts, stashed deep in the shelves of the bench. “-working on the solution. H-hey, Jarvis, is this what we’re doing, now? Answering calls without permission?” [blue]”Calls from your personal assistant, relating to your schedule and success, are approved by me.”[/blue] “Whatever, I’ll bet you forgot what today is, too.” “No, no, I remembered that, too.” “Oh, really? Tell me, then, Mr. Stark. What’s today?” “The day that [i:lit]you[/i:lit] and I spend on the water. The yacht could be ready in an hour.” “You must’ve already forgot yesterday, funny.” “There was something about a press conference, and you being mad at me.” “I am Iron Man? Are you serious, Tony? I’m so mad, you’re not even worth the energy to shout at. Review for the HAMMER expo is today at their lab. You’re one of the guest judges, remember?” “Right, right, looking over what all brains have been working on, and showing the best in [i:lit]six-months[/i:lit]-do I really have to be there?” “Yes. Stark Industries shares are climbing after that stunt yesterday. You [i:lit]will[/i:lit] keep up appearances.” “Or what, you’re going to drag me there?” “No, I’m not. Happy is. He’ll be there in thirty. Clean yourself up.” “Actually, y’know, Pepper. I’ll…”>”Take the suit.” >”Drive.” >>Audi R8 (Keeping up with the times.) >>Ford Flathead Roadster (Okay, Grandpa.) >>Shelby Cobra (Dad used to love this one…) Need one player to roll 1d100, DC >=25 to see if a mishap occurs to Hungover Tony enroute.
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Will repost update when I'm back on computer to unfuck everything, still taking votes just fine.
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Rolled 72 (1d100) >>6256784 >”Take the suit.” Gotta walk the walk after a stunt like that.
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<span class="mu-s">”The HUD and Targeting Computer.”</span> <span class="mu-b">”Excellent choice, Sir.”</span> It took a few hours of work, twenty or so tries with Dum-E holding up paper targets. The slight adjustment of your palm with each try. Your fingers started getting weary, but you were onto something. “Not bad…” <span class="mu-b">”Mr. Stark, your attentive level is degrading rapidly. I recommend you retire for the evening.”</span> You were exhausted. Not tired enough to get up and shower, but you knew that if you went through all the motions, you'd lie down in bed clean, but restless and awake. That would start this over again, no good. “Right here is comfy, thanks though.” You felt something drape over you. Dum-E had brought a blanket. It was soft, but heavy, perfect. Was this a fireproof blanket? You weren't sure, you were already asleep. <span class="mu-b">”Very well. Goodnight, Sir.” <span class="mu-g">ALL COMBAT ACTION AP COSTS REDUCED BY 1, ACCURACY INCREASED BY 30%</span> And then, everything rang out, waking you up. You were about to tell J.A.R.V.I.S. to can it, and hang up on it, but it was picked up. What? “Tony. Are you fucking kidding me?” Pepper. That's right, you hadn’t spoken to her since before the conference. “Good morning, Pepper! I missed you too-o…” Your head throbbed. You needed food. “Are you drunk?” “No, no, just hungover, it’s fine. I’m already-” Fingers fumbled for a box of Pop-Tarts, stashed deep in the shelves of the bench. “-working on the solution. H-hey, Jarvis, is this what we’re doing, now? Answering calls without permission?” ”Calls from your personal assistant, relating to your schedule and success, are approved by me.” “Whatever, I’ll bet you forgot what today is, too.” “No, no, I remembered that, too.” “Oh, really? Tell me, then, Mr. Stark. What’s today?” “The day that <span class="mu-i">you</span> and I spend on the water. The yacht could be ready in an hour.” “You must’ve already forgot yesterday, funny.” “There was something about a press conference, and you being mad at me.” “I am Iron Man? Are you serious, Tony? I’m so mad, you’re not even worth the energy to shout at. Review for the HAMMER expo is today at their lab. You’re one of the guest judges, remember?” “Right, right, looking over what all brains have been working on, and showing the best in <span class="mu-i">six-months</span>-do I really have to be there?” “Yes. Stark Industries shares are climbing after that stunt yesterday. You <span class="mu-i">will</span> keep up appearances.” “Or what, you’re going to drag me there?” “No, I’m not. Happy is. He’ll be there in thirty. Clean yourself up.” “Actually, y’know, Pepper. I’ll…”>”Take the suit.” >”Drive.” >>Audi R8 (Keeping up with the times.) >>Ford Flathead Roadster (Okay, Grandpa.) >>Shelby Cobra (Dad used to love this one…) Need one player to roll 1d100, DC >=25 to see if a mishap occurs to Hungover Tony enroute.</span>
NaterTater
<span class="mu-s">”The HUD and Targeting Computer.”</span> <span class="mu-b">”Excellent choice, Sir.”</span> It took a few hours of work, twenty or so tries with Dum-E holding up paper targets. The slight adjustment of your palm with each try. Your fingers started getting weary, but you were onto something. “Not bad…” <span class="mu-b">”Mr. Stark, your attentive level is degrading rapidly. I recommend you retire for the evening.”</span> You were exhausted. Not tired enough to get up and shower, but you knew that if you went through all the motions, you'd lie down in bed clean, but restless and awake. That would start this over again, no good. “Right here is comfy, thanks though.” You felt something drape over you. Dum-E had brought a blanket. It was soft, but heavy, perfect. Was this a fireproof blanket? You weren't sure, you were already asleep. <span class="mu-b">”Very well. Goodnight, Sir.”</span> <span class="mu-g">ALL COMBAT ACTION AP COSTS REDUCED BY 1, ACCURACY INCREASED BY 30%</span> And then, everything rang out, waking you up. You were about to tell J.A.R.V.I.S. to can it, and hang up on it, but it was picked up. What? “Tony. Are you fucking kidding me?” Pepper. That's right, you hadn’t spoken to her since before the conference. “Good morning, Pepper! I missed you too-o…” Your head throbbed. You needed food. “Are you drunk?” “No, no, just hungover, it’s fine. I’m already-” Fingers fumbled for a box of Pop-Tarts, stashed deep in the shelves of the bench. “-working on the solution. H-hey, Jarvis, is this what we’re doing, now? Answering calls without permission?” <span class="mu-b">”Calls from your personal assistant, relating to your schedule and success, are approved by me.”</span> “Whatever, I’ll bet you forgot what today is, too.” “No, no, I remembered that, too.” “Oh, really? Tell me, then, Mr. Stark. What’s today?” “The day that <span class="mu-i">you</span> and I spend on the water. The yacht could be ready in an hour.” “You must’ve already forgot yesterday, funny.” “There was something about a press conference, and you being mad at me.” “I am Iron Man? Are you serious, Tony? I’m so mad, you’re not even worth the energy to shout at. Review for the HAMMER expo is today at their lab. You’re one of the guest judges, remember?” “Right, right, looking over what all brains have been working on, and showing the best in <span class="mu-i">six-months</span>-do I really have to be there?” “Yes. Stark Industries shares are climbing after that stunt yesterday. You <span class="mu-i">will</span> keep up appearances.” “Or what, you’re going to drag me there?” “No, I’m not. Happy is. He’ll be there in thirty. Clean yourself up.” “Actually, y’know, Pepper. I’ll…”>”Take the suit.” >”Drive.” >>Audi R8 (Keeping up with the times.) >>Ford Flathead Roadster (Okay, Grandpa.) >>Shelby Cobra (Dad used to love this one…) Need one player to roll 1d100, DC >=25 to see if a mishap occurs to Hungover Tony enroute.
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Rolled 43 (1d100) >>6256931 >”Take the suit.” Anonymous
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>>6256931 I shall support to keep up momentum
>Take the suit NaterTater
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Looks like we’re taking the suit, without any mishaps. <span class="mu-s">”Take the suit.”</span> Even though she wasn’t in the room, a sly smile crossed your face. “What?!” “I’m keeping up appearances as CEO, right? Well, <span class="mu-i">Iron Man</span> also happens to be a CEO, and he can make it work.” You had managed the blanket off you at this point, and were upstairs, getting ready to start the day. “Out of the question, the Air National Guard and FAA <span class="mu-i">both</span> want your head for flying that thing around anyhow, now that they know <span class="mu-i">who’s</span> flying it.” “This isn’t an argument. See you there?” Nothing more from her, except the dial tone that indicated that she’s already hung up. Fuck. You had to make it up to her. You <span class="mu-i">would</span> make it up to her, somehow. You got ready and got into the suit, screaming across the sky without much interference. You touched down in the parking lot of HAMMER Labs. Justin Hammer was already waiting for you, greeting you with arms outstretched. “Mr. Stark! You’re never one for a boring entrance. Little early to be waltzing around with that kinda’ tech, don’t you think?” “Well, Mr. Hammer. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. What have you got for me today?” “Some good stuff! All kinds of folks are ready to show off everything my think tank cooks up.” “Save the pleasantries for after?” “Sure thing, Mr. Business. The other judges are waiting. Come by my office afterwards, I’ll have <span class="mu-i">something</span> chilled to drink.” “Sounds good to me.” Most of the day was a blur. Projects and weapons and experiments all piling up and none of it was even relatively close to where STARK Industries was. Close to the end, Pepper had caught up. She wasn’t there to judge, just there for you. Even as annoyed as she was, she still showed up. You both didn’t say much, but she was great for the banter when you needed to bounce your thoughts off of someone.
NaterTater
A bearded, lumbering man in a lab coat sat in the next room, twiddling his thumbs. When he saw you all enter, he stood, somewhat towering over you all. He seemed more fit for a weight room, and was out of place in the sterile environment. A judge, Mr. Something-or-other, gestured to the man, and you shook his hand. “One of our Ph.D.’s, Gregor Shapanka.” “Doctor. What have you got for us?” “They… didn’t tell me Tony Stark would be here… In the suit, no less!” Mr. Shapanka’s eyes had widened, and his excitement soon turned back into nervousness. You were used to these kinds of brains, all hype and no social skills. “Time is money, let’s cut to it, Greg.” “O-of course. In a word; Cryotechnology. Immortality, impeccable preservation, endless energy usage. I was q-quite inspired by your own arc reactor, sir…. Everything you see in this room? We’ve powered from this source!” It seemed stable, for a moment. A little glass cylinder, at the center of the room. You watched for a second, then heard cracking and pressure building. You moved to cover Pepper and the others before the container popped, sending glass everywhere. The judges were a little scratched, but nothing lethal. Gregor had taken cover behind a table that had been cut up with shards, sighing with relief after seeing no one was horribly hurt.” “O-of course, we’re still working out the kinks… I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Stark.” One of the judges you had shielded with the suit turned to you, brushing glass off their shoulders. “I’m not so sure about this, what do you think,Tony?”>”Not bad. Pepper, let’s get Greg an email offer by the end of the day. I want him to present this at the STARK Expo instead, in a year.” (Gregor Shapanka comes to develop cryotechnology for STARK Industries.) >”Hrm… Seems a little unstable. Maybe next year, Mr. Shapanka.” (Gregor continues to develop cryotechnology for HAMMER Industries) >”I’d pull the plug and put this back on the backburner for a few years. Let’s see the other projects, shall we?” (Gregor Shapanka becomes disgraced, and will have to continue his research privately.)
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TheSurvivalist !!uuJbd4m8dPS ID:gbk5Oqq5 Thu 12 Jun 2025 21:15:12 No. 6257317 Report Quoted By:
>>6257311 >”I’d pull the plug and put this back on the backburner for a few years. Let’s see the other projects, shall we?” (Gregor Shapanka becomes disgraced, and will have to continue his research privately.) Sorry loser, I only pay attention to projects that WIN. Can’t have exploding energy sources
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>>6257311 >”Not bad. Pepper, let’s get Greg an email offer by the end of the day. I want him to present this at the STARK Expo instead, in a year.” (Gregor Shapanka comes to develop cryotechnology for STARK Industries.) Anonymous
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>>6257311 >>”Not bad. Pepper, let’s get Greg an email offer by the end of the day. I want him to present this at the STARK Expo instead, in a year.” (Gregor Shapanka comes to develop cryotechnology for STARK Industries.)