>>6265264>>6265268>>6265270>>6265264>>6265268You eat a culinary master piece government state dinner with your closest republican staffs, but something in it doesn't settle well. You've got to poop real bad. You decide to read a military report on Israel while you're on the toilet. The report is so uninteresting that you pull out your gold trump phone and start browsing tik tok instead, where someone has posted clip after clip of old fear factor eating challenges.
You really should get some more important presidential work done, so you decide to read the rest of the military report in the tub, because this bathroom doesn't have a shower and the paper would get wet anyways.
While you're in the tub, you start thinking about other important government reports, like such as nasa hippies latest discoveries and spendings, ice lady's allergy attack, oil tanker obstructions in the persian gulf, and medicare spendings.
You're about ready to get out of the tub when something happens. Something quantum entanglement happens. You don't understand it, but you feel yourself leaving the tub, and the building, and the atmosphere, and the solar system, and the galaxy, faster and faster, but where are you going? Things start moving faster than you can imagine, it's just a blur, and suddenly you see yourself stopping at a different galaxy far on a different side of the universe. But it's the exact same as the milky way. It's the exact same as earth. Even you exist, but the only difference is that this galaxy formed slightly later than this one. And you become entangled with your body on this galaxy. Where are you?
You're giving a speech in an open field, you've been here before. This is the one where you get shot at by a deranged k poster. You already know where the bullet is going to be coming from, and instead of turning to the teleprompter, you find yourself turning to face the roof in the distance...
>Duck early>Roll 1d100 stay standing 
