>>6294849>>6294908>>6294920>>6294921>>6294973>>6295361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYZlME0mQB8Woah woah okay there there, see? it's alright, let it all out, squeeze those adrenal glands, let the cortisol and adrenaline dissolve, you feel that? yeah that's right, good ol' despair, you look more agreeable and docile now Atandt my good chum! forget your bedroom and your mattress and your credit cards and your birth certificate and your dog's ashes and all that, it's all impermanent and shit man, what you NEED is a good high!
THE PILLS™ , yeah, the pills™ they're uh, err...
They're most generic looking pills ever pressed and bottled by mankind, there is ABSOLUTELY no way of telling what these are, maybe they're placebos? powerful hallucinogens in pill form? or pure datura in powder form cut and pressed by some shaman somewhere in the Chihuahua desert during a life-changing vision quest, there is ABSOLUTELY no way to tell.
Okay shit yeah this is your fault actually, you were playing <span class="mu-g">PILL ROULETTE</span> last weekend, all alone in your shitty 2k a month loft overseeing the bay, good way to pass the time when the modem gets overloaded and you have to sit there all alone with your scary existential thoughts. The result? a severe case of the squirts, the schlarps, and the sharts, you lost around half your bodyweight in greenish-black sewage water (with hints of red) coming out of your root chakra for hours on end, horrible ordeal, you have no idea how the porcelain throne survived the jet cutter coming out of your asterisk in powerful, rhythmic bursts.
5/10 would play again, you love gambling!
Anyhooo if the pills work (or don't) then that'll buy you enough time to slip away unnoticed through the backdoor, it all depends on what they are of course, <span class="mu-g">only one way to find out!!!</span>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugQPnjDL09Q>PILL ROULETTE WOOOO (1d6, 2 matching dice rolls decide the outcome, more than 2's a jackpot, we get the best version of the drug!)[1]UPPERS: WE'RE FIXING THIS IN A JIFFY (OR ESCAPING, PERKELE)
[2]DOWNERS: DROOLING AND MOOING AND COOING AND HUUHHH (WOO QUAALUDES!)
[3]DELIRANTS: OH SHIT TOO MUCH BENADRYL AUUUGH GOD HELP ME!
[4]PLACEBO: MMM, KINDA MINTY, WAIT ARE THESE ALTOIDS?
[5]HALLUCINOGENS: OH GOD NOT AGAIN GET THESE MACHINE ELVES OFF ME!
[6]Adrenoch-WAIT ADRENOCHROME?!!!!!!!!!
>AHH FUCK THIS LET'S JUST LEAVE BEFORE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT GETS HEREt spigot wait pill roulette? you mean pill slots you fucking duncet deuce shut up 
