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The Abraham Gazette
Are WE the aliens?
In an official statement from the Redwood Naval and Air Base confirmed many strange roomers that have been spreading ever since The Flash had occurred. ‘’It had been confirmed that we been displaced into a new planet and that the local population of our new location include peoples who could be described as being other than human, as well as confirming that unexplained phenomena the locals describe as ‘Magic’ had been occurring among select individuals both American and otherwise. So far both seem to be of minimal risk to American life and property in these trying times. On behalf of all the brave men and women who are responding to this crisis, we once more express the importance to remain calm.’’
Such ‘local population’ appears to consist of a diverse array of peoples, with reports and images including everything from creatures akin to elves from works like The Hobbit to reptilian humanoid creatures that some have been calling ‘Mole-Men’ mixed in with a larger population that appears indistinguishable from the various races of humanity. Even the talk of ‘devilish people’ has been confirmed by the U.S. Navy personnel willing to comment on the situation we find ourselves in. Already several locals have encountered these strange ‘’Ozzlings’’ and here is what they have to say;
‘’By all indications, We should be asking these people to take us to their leaders’’ an anonymous source within the twin bases commented. ‘’All around us are islands and boats of these medieval magical people and they have stuff we need to survive. We do have a technological edge but so did Custer, we know how well that ended without this ‘magic’ being a factor’’
‘’I don’t know what these people are about’’ a fisherman shared while offloading he’s catch ‘’But we need to help ourselves before we help these magical refugees or whatever.’’
‘’They seem to be a good people among bad times’’ Scout Master David Miller stated after being helped by the Ozzling ship. ‘’Not unlike the pilgrims or any number of other people who fled from all sorts of deprivations. It was not to long ago our own for-fathers was on their own ‘Morning Flowers’-’‘ referring to the name of the sailing ship in English. ‘’-looking for safe harbors to call home’’
‘’We shouldn’t let these… ‘people-’’’ a disgruntled police officer who requested to be unnamed stated, putting air quotes around ‘people’ ‘’-Waltz into our islands. Hell- our laws and constitution was made with humans in mind, not some green skin freaks or lizard-creatures…. If one of them cause trouble I don’t know if we i should take them to the jail or the pound.’’
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https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fsuptg.thisisnotatrueending.com%2Fqstarchive%2F2025%2F6266549%2F
The Abraham Gazette
Are WE the aliens?
In an official statement from the Redwood Naval and Air Base confirmed many strange roomers that have been spreading ever since The Flash had occurred. ‘’It had been confirmed that we been displaced into a new planet and that the local population of our new location include peoples who could be described as being other than human, as well as confirming that unexplained phenomena the locals describe as ‘Magic’ had been occurring among select individuals both American and otherwise. So far both seem to be of minimal risk to American life and property in these trying times. On behalf of all the brave men and women who are responding to this crisis, we once more express the importance to remain calm.’’
Such ‘local population’ appears to consist of a diverse array of peoples, with reports and images including everything from creatures akin to elves from works like The Hobbit to reptilian humanoid creatures that some have been calling ‘Mole-Men’ mixed in with a larger population that appears indistinguishable from the various races of humanity. Even the talk of ‘devilish people’ has been confirmed by the U.S. Navy personnel willing to comment on the situation we find ourselves in. Already several locals have encountered these strange ‘’Ozzlings’’ and here is what they have to say;
‘’By all indications, We should be asking these people to take us to their leaders’’ an anonymous source within the twin bases commented. ‘’All around us are islands and boats of these medieval magical people and they have stuff we need to survive. We do have a technological edge but so did Custer, we know how well that ended without this ‘magic’ being a factor’’
‘’I don’t know what these people are about’’ a fisherman shared while offloading he’s catch ‘’But we need to help ourselves before we help these magical refugees or whatever.’’
‘’They seem to be a good people among bad times’’ Scout Master David Miller stated after being helped by the Ozzling ship. ‘’Not unlike the pilgrims or any number of other people who fled from all sorts of deprivations. It was not to long ago our own for-fathers was on their own ‘Morning Flowers’-’‘ referring to the name of the sailing ship in English. ‘’-looking for safe harbors to call home’’
‘’We shouldn’t let these… ‘people-’’’ a disgruntled police officer who requested to be unnamed stated, putting air quotes around ‘people’ ‘’-Waltz into our islands. Hell- our laws and constitution was made with humans in mind, not some green skin freaks or lizard-creatures…. If one of them cause trouble I don’t know if we i should take them to the jail or the pound.’’
