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Boah would you look at that, your own clone! the possibilities are now MORE than endless, you wont have to get those ribs removed now! Suck it Manson and suck it hard.
Plus it's like, a get out of jail free card! rob a bank, set fire to an orphanage, steal every single bud of weed in the state, murk Deuce in broad daylight and teabag his corpse, run buck ass naked through the streets, and then when the pigs close in just give your body double away!
Though he might turn on you and rat you out, or he might be one of those evil serial killing doppelgangers and he might chop your cock off while you're asleep.
Wait what the fuck are you saying this is literally your memory, so it'd be more akin to those buddhist mind buddies that help you meditate and not jerk off all the time? Last time you heard sweatyforum nerds got a hold of that sacred tibetan knowledge and are now sacrificing bits of their dwindling sanity to conjure anime babes with neon hair and squeaky voices as their mind-bitches.
hmm maybe if you focused your will you could give yourself a nice, decently sized rack... actually hold that thought we can use our imagination powers to humiliate deuce even further thankfully you have ANOTHER (dick)HEAD to BRAINSTORM WITH.
And he is onboard! The Spigot Association of Gay (as in) Gleeful Individuals Nodding Gracefully (SAGGING for short) has acquired another member, by the end of the month we'll have a whole legion of 'em, we'll be unstoppable.
But now we need to focus on RANDS, and uh, the fact that you are somehow trapped inside your mind, AND THEY DON'T REMEMBER THE GREY BASTARD EITHER whaaaat; are those flashbacks gone somehow? How could you forget? That was like the whole point of hitting the bong and tripping balls and seeing all those weird astral critters at the store.
And WHY exactly is Pants the one in charge of your memories? Or mind,
Yeah this does not bode well, at all.
Man is this how your "inner workings" look like? The "software" holding your psyche together? It's like three decades out of date no wonder it's falling apart.
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