You’re <span class="mu-b">ANTON PEAS</span>: mild-mannered frycook, stage magician, extradimensional tourist, and now a mafioso mulcher!

You heard right! Life’s been a whirlwind ever since you woke up in <span class="mu-s">ZORAL:</span> a fantasy world shrouded in perpetual darkness. There’s your fuzzy memories, of course, not to mention the fact that your gun-crazy ex-girlfriend <span class="mu-s">LIZ</span> somehow found her way in after you! Oh, and let’s not forget how your soul’s being held hostage by the eponymously-named <span class="mu-r">RED</span>: an archdevil who–in return for the demonic power you inadvertently pilfered on your arrival–wants you to slay <span class="mu-r">THE FOUR LORDS OF ZORAL:</span> a rogue’s gallery of godlike tyrants, monsters, and all-around persons of low moral fiber!

Thankfully you’re not alone… you’re more popular than ever, in fact! There’s <span class="mu-s">TZAH-TZIE,</span> of course: your feisty ladyfriend and a brash bard, <span class="mu-s">VOLKA</span>: Grand Marshall of a neighborhood safety group called <span class="mu-s">THE LAMPLIGHTERS</span> whose kindness is only matched by her dizzying size, <span class="mu-s">MOROOK</span>: a quiet, but competent ranger and Volka’s half-brother, <span class="mu-s">REZALITH</span>: once a fearsome foe, now one of your most powerful–and loyal–allies, <span class="mu-s">OTI</span>: skilled sorcerer with a chip on his shoulder, and <span class="mu-s">TOPPEL:</span> a manic mage with a penchant for less-than-ethical experiments and running into trouble!

Your arrival in <span class="mu-s">UMBERAL:</span> the gem of the North and self-proclaimed ‘<span class="mu-i">City of Tomorrow</span>’ was anything but uneventful. Despite being watched by the cold, unyielding gaze of <span class="mu-r">ARCHMAGE TRIER:</span> one of the many lords on your death docket, Umberal is also well-known for being home to the infamous <span class="mu-r">SPICE CARTEL:</span> a criminal enterprise whose reach spans all of Zoral… and maybe even beyond!

Well, it <span class="mu-i">did</span>, anyways. In search of ways to defeat the aforementioned archmage, your search inevitably led you to cross paths with the cartel, along with their leader, <span class="mu-r">VHALE NESSURMOS</span>--Tzah-Tzie’s ‘betrothed’ and Five-Star jerk! The feud reached its breaking point when he and his lackeys kidnapped your favorite catthing, and in a climactic clash in the cartel’s compound you managed to not only best Vhale and reclaim your girlfriend, but also acquire <span class="mu-s">NOTES</span> on how to defeat the seemingly-invincible archmage!

The battle may be won, but the war is far from over: Vhale’s lieutenants may not be as dead as you hope, and their troops won’t forget the blow you struck any time soon! Not to mention you’ve got an appointment with <span class="mu-r">TRIER</span> at dawn whether you like it or not! For now, however, all you can do is sit back, relax, and watch as your spunky Spinner’s concert comes to a close!

Ears still ringing from the bardic brawl’s aftermath, THIS is where your tale continues…

https://youtu.be/1lR8VLt1Xlk