02/08/23(Wed)09:24:35 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55411142
>Mass messaging it is!Excluding the two big group chats — one would probably ignore you, the other would just kick you while you're down. Your mind flashes to a scene in the Future Bright Winners group: five minutes later, a shadowy figure enters with a knife, muttering that if you die, they'll be top of the grade...
Cough! The pain is unbearable, no more rambling!
[Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad]
Ordicia: [racial slur detected, replaced with 'Gangwalder'] is such a [self-censorship] meow (>д<)
Mashu: Those [self-censorship] piloting Gundams can go die unhappily meow!
Gaiya: Huh? Greasy uncle is asking for help meow? Need some muscle?
Ordicia: Okay, abort the revenge on [racial slur detected, replaced with 'Gangwalder'] plan, change to helping greasy uncle meow ( ゚ω゚)/
Mashu: Lying cat! Mashu already prepared spiked bat and a sack meow! ( д⊙)
Gaiya: After saving greasy uncle, we can practice on him meow! (*゚ω゚*)/
*The Black Tri-Stars Tactical Squad is on the way!
>Azure DragonAzure Dragon: Good morning!
You: Good morning.
End of conversation.
Damn! Can't swallow your pride!!! This fake sense of dignity!!!
*Failed to swallow pride and ask for help
>MimisMimis: Big Cock-san, you probably have a local infection caused by peritoneal fluid leakage.
Hey! Did you notice that yesterday?
Mimis: Can't move? You can still crawl short distances, right?
Are you a devil?!
*Roll 1d100 — on 36 or higher, Mimis will come help
>Proper High School GirlProper High School Girl: Huh? Internal bleeding and can't move?
Proper High School Girl: Look at you...
*Roll 1d100 — 1-50 she'll send someone, 51-100 she'll come herself
02/08/23(Wed)09:25:23 ID:c4h0GlY No.55411156
76 [1,100]
02/08/23(Wed)09:25:32 ID:gNIDkLW No.55411157
3 [1,100]
02/08/23(Wed)09:27:30 ID:Q6LYflm (OP) No.55411167
>76The weirdo high school girl with snow-white hair like a sparkling galaxy will come help
>3The admin decides to send someone to help you
Wait?! Isn't that too many helpers?!
>Quickly dismiss a few!!!>Whatever, more people means more power!02/08/23(Wed)09:28:20 ID:gNIDkLW No.55411172
This isn't embarrassing enough? Dismiss them now
02/08/23(Wed)09:28:45 ID:c4h0GlY No.55411180
Forget the Tri-Stars, are they coming to beat someone up or save someone?
02/08/23(Wed)09:29:50 ID:f3ttt6l No.55411191
>Quickly dismiss a fewJust the mecha girls coming would be fine
02/08/23(Wed)09:30:48 ID:EVHvrrR No.55411203
White-hair coming should be enough, probably
02/08/23(Wed)09:31:14 ID:c4h0GlY No.55411209
Can White-hair even carry us?
02/08/23(Wed)09:32:12 ID:f383fGd No.55411218
Feels like that time you were cornered in the bathroom, called everyone for help, and even 911 showed up(*TN:The original text uses "119", which is China's fire emergency
number.In China,the police, fire, and ambulance services have three different emergency numbers: 110 (police),119 (fire),and 120 (ambulance))