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G.I. Joe / Military Figure General: Shot in the Dark Edition:

Anonymous Mon 20 Oct 2025 23:06:24 No.11601585 View View Reply Original Report

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Out now:
>Joe/Cobra diver 2-pack
>Falcon and Quarrel 2-pack
>Hawk with MMS
>Special Missions Roadblock
>Sci-Fi
>Wetsuit
>Mainframe
>Pythona
>Ghost Viper

Rumors:
>Super7 Reaction+ Mara, Cobra Commander with cape, Scarlett (Arctic), and Snake Eyes (red glow)

Due November 1:
>Steeler and Short Fuze 2-pack

Due soon:
>Big Lob
>Cobra-La Royal Guard
>Lifeline
>Night Viper
>Hit-n-Run
>Mole Rat (v.2)
>HISS (arctic version)

>G.I. Joe A Real American Hero:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM0FaPp2oenPi6zQOTBUCRoYnjhp0eEKQ

>G.I. Joe Renegades:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9iSDGvA4UNCGK-QiRUoxNHPun1PAIXON

>G.I. Joe Spy Troops (PAL version, ripped and edited by a very kind Aussie Anon/Spy Troops anon):
https://mega.nz/folder/UbgRhCQA#9MNOu25I6Rqv0BlaSUj8XA

>GI Joe movie intro since they're making a lot of stuff from it lately:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah2I166f_U [Open]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 17:11:45 No.11603149 Report

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>>11603143
>why people act like it's a taboo subject
It's mostly women, especially mothers of boys and certain kinds of activists. Basically Hasbro wants to play both sides. They want nostalgia nerds to buy their favourite action show babes drawn and animated like supermodels, but then Hasbro tones down the sexy designs for their toys because boys finding fictional women as aesthetically pleasing might set off too many complaints and a loss of sales. It's hilarious too because when the original artists of these fictional women are interviewed they don't even bother hiding their inspirations are based entirely on showcasing the "ideal" female form in as many poses as possible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 17:25:26 No.11603163 Report

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>>11603149
I am an adult collector. I buy both the male and female figures. And one-sided figures where the males are depicted as peak aesthetic perfection while the females are plain, badly-proportioned, flat-chested, and often even outright ugly is annoying to me. It comes across to me as more sexist than having a female figure with a decent pair of tits does. So prime alpha examples of men can be heroes, but prime alpha exampes of women can't because only bulldog-dyke-looking women can be heroes? It's a stupid sexist argument.

At $25+ a piece, moms are not buying these for their children at all, and Hasbro knows that as evident by their non-stop raising of prices instead of making more of an effort to make them affordable for kids. The issue is a woke company that feels the need to impose its feelings onto customers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 18:15:09 No.11603202 Report

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>>11603131
>Most people outside of the ghetto hate "bubble-butt."
Imagine being so racist that you develop bad taste in women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 18:26:09 No.11603215 Report

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>>11603202
Bubble-butt is found on ALL races of women. It's not racist. You just don't have a good argument for why you like it, so you slander me as racist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 22 Oct 2025 20:51:24 No.11603331 Report

Quoted By: >>11603451 >>11603690

Paint looks a bit better here, maybe it is just photography, although not by much

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 00:05:41 No.11603448 Report

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Soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 00:21:06 No.11603451 Report

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>>11603331
Other than the blouse being the wrong color, they did a pretty good job recreating the Class A uniform.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 09:38:04 No.11603635 Report

Quoted By: >>11603688

Not counting IDW or Devil’s Due, which Joes are canonically married aside from Grunt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 11:53:20 No.11603688 Report

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>>11603635
I didn't know any of them were.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 11:55:48 No.11603690 Report

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>>11603331
Wouldn't take too much to turn that into Snake

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 12:14:28 No.11603694 Report

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 12:26:24 No.11603696 Report

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>>11603694
I never got into Joes in an anime style.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 12:45:45 No.11603700 Report

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>>11603696

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 14:21:02 No.11603738 Report

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Confirmed that Classified is no longer Pulse exclusive in Europe from Jan2026 releases onwards. Retro line will still be exclusive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 17:59:47 No.11603923 Report

Quoted By: >>11603932 >>11603971

Looks like Robert Kirkland is making the Energon comic series into an adult-aimed animated series. I wonder what that's going to mean in terms of new toys

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 18:06:41 No.11603932 Report

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>>11603923
>I wonder what that's going to mean in terms of new toys
We probably got the "sneak preview" with the energon-mutated Mole Rat figures. Maybe they'll also throw in some "scientific" expanation for the source of Crystal Ball and the Ghost Viper's abilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 18:23:41 No.11603961 Report

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>>11602388
It’s like you said
1988 was IG Destro
1989 was Darklon

They were the big bads for those years, just not necessarily Cobras

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 18:30:35 No.11603971 Report

Quoted By: >>11604005 >>11604019

>>11603923
Joe Baroness and... huh... I thought someone would have posted that big assed Cobra woman in this thread. Feels like its posted every thread. Anyway her.
It'd be gay if it was just Duke with beard or Covergirl covered in burn scars

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 19:13:41 No.11604005 Report

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>>11603971
>>11603971

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 19:20:14 No.11604019 Report

Quoted By: >>11604100 >>11604134

>>11603971

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 19:27:14 No.11604027 Report

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>>11604005
That's such a weird drawing of Cobra Commander.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 20:25:19 No.11604100 Report

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>>11604005
>Cobra Commander looks like a helmeted dickhead
Kek
>>11604019
>those thighs and hint of butt cleavage
Unf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 21:09:31 No.11604131 Report

Quoted By: >>11604180

>>11604005
When did they turn Baroness into Captain America?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 21:11:56 No.11604134 Report

Quoted By: >>11604152 >>11604164 >>11604180 >>11604299

>>11604019
I don't get her appeal. I like the original concept of an imposter Baroness undermining Cobra from the inside.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 22:12:07 No.11604152 Report

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>>11604134
>I don't get her appeal
It's quite simple really. Behold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 22:22:13 No.11604164 Report

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>>11604134
You gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 22:36:39 No.11604180 Report

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>>11604134
>>11604131
Both could be answered by reading it
If you dont want to read it dont ask

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 23:12:48 No.11604198 Report

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>>11604180
Not Larry Hama = not GI Joe comic books.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 23:39:54 No.11604214 Report

Quoted By: >>11604324 >>11604518 >>11604560 >>11604561

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Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 23:43:16 No.11604217 Report

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"Im sorry Donner Party, but you're from wave 2, so that means your paint isnt as good as mine"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Oct 2025 23:54:23 No.11604226 Report

Quoted By: >>11604298

>>11604217
>$44 for Desert Scorpion and $60 for Ghost Viper
One of those is a good buy and the other isn't. Also you can go to Walmart's website and get Falcon/Quarrel for $30.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 01:39:49 No.11604298 Report

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>>11604226
I'm loving this goddamn scorpion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 01:41:31 No.11604299 Report

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>>11604134
butter face with that tumblr nose

Anonymus

Anonymus Fri 24 Oct 2025 02:10:20 No.11604324 Report

Quoted By: >>11604328 >>11604545

>>11604214
Toys don't need to be this expensive man.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 02:15:43 No.11604328 Report

Quoted By: >>11604518

>>11604324
Yeah nobody will argue with you
We just had two threads about how expensive things are getting though. Unless you wanna post the e-mail of some Hasbro shareholders so I can write them a sternly worded e-mail I don't know how much more we can talk about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 08:33:04 No.11604518 Report

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>>11604328
The worst part is that pricing isn't even consistent anywhere anymore. Take Budo in this pic >>11604214 He's $39.97 (or whatever) there at Walmart. He's $40.99 on Pulse. He's $34.99 on BBTS.

Pulse just randomly marked a bunch of figures up on the site, but not even other figures in the same wave. For instance, they still have FRAG Viper, Blowtorch, and Footloose for $24.99, but they marked Darklon, a figure from the same wave, as $27.99.

Most figures now cost more on Pulse than anywhere else, AND they want you to buy a premium subscription on top of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 10:32:05 No.11604545 Report

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>>11604324
No one will argue that. And it's not consistent prices with Ghost Viper costing more than a 2-pack of figures or Desert Scorpion.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 11:19:27 No.11604560 Report

Quoted By: >>11604564 >>11604568

>>11604214
>Budo is $35 online but $40 in-store
>Falcon/Quarrel is $30 online but $60 in-store
I guess WalMart now engages in "convenience pricing" where you pay more if you want to get something right now.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 11:21:37 No.11604561 Report

Quoted By: >>11604567

>>11604214
>those tags
>CS GG Brooklyn
>CS KS Zorak
>CS Treat Pet
None of those are on the leaked list

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 11:22:50 No.11604564 Report

Quoted By: >>11604568 >>11604569

>>11604560
sadly this is nothing new as I recall in 2021/2022 when they had Alley Viper's and BATs online for $12 but in stores they were $20+.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 11:28:16 No.11604567 Report

Quoted By: >>11604570

>>11604561
Why are you looking at 2026 list instead of 2025?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 11:28:36 No.11604568 Report

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>>11604560
>>11604564
It's a free shipping thing. Back in 2020~2023 free shipping was over $20 so in order to bait people into buying their Walmart+ and/or spend more they made sure certain items were under the value to get free shipping. Now it's over $35 with the rumor it's jumping to $55 soon to get free shipping and I suspect that's going to make a lot of items get discounted online in hopes that again people spend more/and or buy Walmart+.

If you are in the store they have no reason to fuck with the price and can just demand as high as they want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 11:28:40 No.11604569 Report

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>>11604564
WalMart used to be the biggest price-competitor around. That's how they put so many others out of business. Their motto used to be "always the lowest prices." Now they don't even try. Now it's "$54? Fuck it! Let's ask $60 for it and give it to some stores but not others to make people want it even more!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 11:29:48 No.11604570 Report

Quoted By: >>11604596

>>11604567
Do you have a 2025 list?

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 12:08:40 No.11604596 Report

Quoted By: >>11604598 >>11604705 >>11604744

>>11604570

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Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 12:16:05 No.11604598 Report

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>>11604596
Thank you. I appreciate it. So I guess that retailer SKU's are how Hasbro names their upcoming releases?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 14:54:35 No.11604705 Report

Quoted By: >>11604714 >>11604739

>>11604596
HasBro might reveal the last of the 2025 figures this weekend at the MCM London con.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 15:06:44 No.11604714 Report

Quoted By: >>11604739

>>11604705
If they do it won’t be anything major. Probably something similar to the Night Force Beach Head and Quick Kick 2 pack. A variation of an existing figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 15:33:44 No.11604739 Report

Quoted By: >>11604744

>>11604705
The series with Big Lob and Lifeline is due in April (six months away). They might show a few under-the-radar surprises to be released in the meantime like the retro-carded BAT that just had pre-orders show up out of nowhere.

>>11604714
>A variation of an existing figure.
Ghost Viper is such a figure, and one of the most demanded ones right now is the Rattler Baroness repaint into her OG blue suit. So I don't mind that at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Oct 2025 15:36:46 No.11604744 Report

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>>11604739
I’m specifically talking about the last 2025 reveal here >>11604596
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