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I went to our store in Mobile, AL today only to discover it's only 10% off. 10% off? How about you fucking keep it you bunch of selfish faggots? You got your 16 million dollar golden parachute for our two or three executives, you knew this day was coming and you dumped your stocks and got ready for it. Fuck Toys 'R Us and fuck the executives. All I wanted was to buy something, ANYTHING, for a high discount. I would've bought a fucking Minecraft figure if it'd just been 60% off, anything so that I could say, 'I got that before they went quietly into the Sunless Forever.' I grew up with these people, this store, I have so many fond memories of Toys 'R Us and I go there today and it's a bunch of angry niggers asking me how much money I brought. Well, the unfortunate news is, unless it's 30% off, it's not even as cheap as Amazon + shipping rates so 10% off can go fuck itself. All I wanted was an anything to remember you buy and when I showed up, the only thing for sale was Geoffery's dignity. They had him walking the street corner in tears and a fresh coat of red lipstick trying to suck cock for 90% price which is still 20% more expensive than literally anywhere.
Fuck Toys 'R Us, goodbye bitch, you died because of this, you died because your executives drove you off a cliff for 90 cents on the dollar.
