>>6831595>>6831631>>6831839>>6831886Man I love these threads, no matter how many times people say "shit will be fine without Toys ' R' Us" these threads still keep getting made and no matter what there's always arguments for why toy collecting is dying with Toys 'R' Us because lol
And since they can't help themselves I guess I'll just tell you what I guess they want to hear!
>They start this thread going on about how the end is nigh>Argue point til no end>Inevitably TRU closes down everywhere.>Complete radio silence from /toy/ for weeks to come>"M-maybe everyone is just busy..." they think>A couple more days pass and they realize that the TRUs have been converted into offices>Finally someone posts a Funkopop thread into /toy/>Suddenly the silence is broken in a chorus of anons calling Funkopop cancer as they are.>Go to bed feeling good about yourself, maybe all is okay.>2am later that night you lie in bed with a fresh plate of tendies gained through goodboy points>Suddenly a loud crash disrupts your household.>G-men in black suit pour into your house, separating into two groups>On group runs to your room and restrains you>The other group rushes to your room and fucks your mother>Upon your detainment they smash your shitty collection to bits>They slap the tendies from your mouth and despite your terrified reeeeees they strip and shave you down>They then force you into a black suit>Chain you up and throw you into the back of a van and take you to the new offices that lie on the graveyard of your old TRU>There they force you into a 3ftx3ft cubicle, making you press a single button for 12 hours a day>Eventually they find the one bit of your collection that you probably kept to keep yourself sane>They fucking melt it in front of you>Finally after a month of being forced into a new world order where you are stripped of your individuality you're paid>Turns out you're only paid in funkopopsThis is it Anon, You happy? Now your mom is fucked.
