>>11392986Some people buy desk toys because they're soulless and think it gives them a personality and makes them human.
This one time on my first day I was training with a supervisor and he had a Superman toy on his desk so I went, "Oh cool, you like Superman?"
And he stares off and goes, "Oh, that's just something my wife got me. Because I'm the SUPERvisor, get it?"
I knew instantly I would hate this man every day for as long as I stayed there.