>>5840541Let me describe this guy for you
>tall and skinny, 6'5 or so, really long pleather coat and greasy black thin hair>acne scars, really old beat up glasses, smelled similar to sewage, or roadkill>so the guy walks up to me, and almost proudly stamps his single book onto the counter for me to scan, makes a one liner joke I do not remember>the book is large, black, and thin, named something like "Weird and wild facts about Arizona">whatthefuck.jpg>I uncomfortably laugh, asking why he is purchasing a book about Arizona (remember, this is WI)>"oh I'm a comedian! You know how hard it is to get new material!" >I really don't, but I nod and ring up the book, total comes to like $1.25>puts hands into pockets, no wallet, pulls all change out and sets it on counter. No quarters. >...>as I'm counting (it is not perfect change ) the Heffer behind him gets agitated and storms off to another register>I hand him his change, and his happy smirky attitude changes dramatically,>I'm talking cold, dead serious. >"I handed you XXXX amount, you owe me a dime. ">I nervously laugh, thinking he is making a joke or something, he isn't(2/3)
