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>Work Retail for 5+ years.
>Seen a Teenager, shove a Black series Luke Skywalker up his ass, the head never recovered.
>Figure was put back in box and on shelf, and marked down for $15.
>Chucked it in the baler after claims refused to take it 3 times.
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>Seen a man piss on the board games in a autistic fit, because we didn't have Pie Face.
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>Have caught a man fucking a Dora and Rainbow Dash plushie, while wielding a Bat.
>Attempted to hit manager with Bat, and ran off after we called police.
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>Walked up on a drunken orgy at 2am in the action figure isle.
>All wearing different masks(Batman/Spider-Man/Star Wars), bear bottles everywhere, and a mattress from Home lines.
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>Seen a mother get pissed at her child(both Black), because she didn't want a "Black Baby Doll".
>People buy the cheap Baby Dolls a lot, the only ones left(Nine) were the Black ones with the molded in "Bush" for hair.
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>Seen a man get pissed off at the Demo games in Electronics.
>Proceeds to throw Amibos and break the Hard Drive out of the 360(First type).
>Hard Drive was Super Glued in, because people kept stealing it.
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>Tonight a man walked into our Backroom looking for an Eevee(Go).
>Manager tells him to leave.
>The man gets pissed, because the Eevee he was trying to catch escaped while he was fighting with manager.
>The man knocks over a stack base full off 24 packs.
>Sodas everywhere, and the man runs.
>Manager slips in the soda, police are called.
>The man was found in a bush outside the store, shooting up Heroine, and still playing Pokemon Go.
