>>5853788Consider yourself lucky.
Today I had to explain to a middle aged woman what fish are because she was upset the cod fillets had 'a narrow end' (the tail) and 'the skinny part' (the belly). She wanted one that was thick and wide 'all the way down'. I also had to prevent a man from killing all of our crabs with the goddamn tongs because he didn't believe they were 'real'.
Have you worked through a major gift holiday yet?
