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>younger sisters friend is over our house
>they're all 18-19 years old
>they leave
>one of the girls moms knocks on my door a few minutes later
>shes freaking out because her daughter won't answer her calls
>ask her what the problem is
>"I CAN'T FIND MY DAUGHTER"
>"well shes hanging out with my sister, so shes fine"
>"BUT WHY WON'T SHE RESPOND"
>"I don't know, but they're safe soooo"
>"LET ME COME INSIDE YOUR HOUSE TO SEE IF SHE'S INSIDE"
>"Is everything okay, what's the big deal?"
>"PLEASE JUST HELP ME"
>"She's your daughter not mine, leave me alone"
>shut the door on her while she's still crying
>10 mins later I'm walking out to my car and I notice she's crying on my front porch
>get in my car, lower my window, begin to drive past her
>she's crying into her hands
>shout at her
>"listen you can stay on the porch as long as you want but I'm getting Masters of the Universe Classics Castle Grayskull delivered in an hour so if it arrives and I'm not home can you sign for it?"
>she stops crying and yells at me "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"
>and im like
>"what's wrong with me, what's wrong with you?! you're crying on a strangers porch for no reason"
>she yells at me to get fucked
>come back 20 minutes later
>she's on my porch pacing back and forth on her phone
>delivery guy shows up
>he has to go around her, i tell him just to ignore her
>he doesn't know what to make of it
>she still won't leave my porch an hour later
>open my door and try to shoo her away
>"You're shooing me away! my daughter is missing!"
>keeping shooing her to her car
>she calls me a manchild
>tell her that's why i bought the Masters of the Universe Classics Castle Grayskull
>she peels off, sister comes home with her friend 5 minutes later
>don't tell them a thing
