>>9911218I felt this welling fire within that drove me to seek to win, for the first time I felt this unstoppable power. Maybe this was my mind diverting all my preteen desire to wack off to cowgirls into playing bakugan but I was LASER FOCUSED on winning this. I WAS GOING TO WIN! So I trained everyday I could, played bakugan for hours and hours with Vatnikbro, trained with the two mormons next door who I later found out played bakugan too. I will refer to the oldest as Stinkysnake and the youngest as Lighterfluid for reasons you wish you could know. Stinkysnake was by far the best player at first, I got my ass kicked by him over and over, ramming my head against the wall until I would break that wall down. I learned a lot, bought rare cards that ought not to have been made. If it were any other game this shit would have been automatically put on a ban list. Eventually the preliminary tournament came to my local Toys R Us and I was ready, There was a cute as hell goth girl that worked there and I felt the horny drive to kill swell within me, the preliminary tournament was preceded by a couple of public matches and I learned what my competition was, I kicked there ass and managed to make it to the regionals. Since this happened, my mom in her infinite pleasure seeing me enjoy something other than my gamecube, gaia online and 4chan, opened up her purse strings and bought me WHATEVER I SAID I NEEDED in order to win. Best mommy was instrumental in my later wins at the regional tournament.
But I am getting ahead of myself, First we will start with the preliminaries and then, the regionals where nascent rivalries will be formed that will culminate in a forum jihaad that would knock down an up and coming trading card game with the power of unhinged racist harassment, psyops, intel gathering, factions, controversies and my later permaban and nuking of the forum.
