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Takua, did I ever tell you about Roodaka? a fine piece of evil ass from a more civilized age if I do say so myself. She had the tightest body and the biggest ass in all of Mata Nui, tall too, you could motorboat those breasts without needing to lean forward.
She attacked us with her army of Visorak, turned us into gross mutants and throws us from 900ft fall to our deaths, later she convinced me to betray my friends, and you know what? I don’t regret it, I would do it again, sure Nokama was nothing to scoff at back in her prime but just thinking on Roodaka’s long legs and that round shinny breasts the size of a Rahkshi’s head makes my Protodermis flow again if you know what I mean.
And she was a good friend.
