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>be me
>see kamen rider genm figuarts for the tamashii event
>looks fukken cool with the BMX bike
>ask guy in Japan if he can get one
>realize you had to preorder in advance to do so
>ok plan B
>get one off Ebay
>86 dollars is a hard pill to swallow, but better than others
>event passes and guy ends up telling me I had to wait for him to get back to Hong Kong/ China
>when he gets back he gives me a tracking number that is "USACNA201520"
>bullshit.jpg
>ask him to send the shit
>tells me he'd lose a profit and to send him another 100 dollars
>luckily I know basic Chinese
>tell him that I would call the provincial police on his ass
>finally ships it but it takes 3 months
>I finally get it
>leave a review detailing this
>start getting foreign calls
>"WHY YOU LEAVE BAD REVIEW, I COME AMERICA AND KICK YOUR ASS"
>"FUCKING AMERICAN NEVER BE POSITIVE, I CALL EBAY"
>I pick up once and ask him what he wants
>"Ehhhh howabout tree fiddy"
>wait what
>I then realized that I wasn't talking to a Chinese seller, but actually an 8 story tall crustaecean from the Paleozoic era
>the goddamned loch ness monster almost tricked me again.
