>>11063756Story time boys.
There's an old Japanese guy who lives in the unit next to me in a condo association. Nice guy, though he has a super strong accent. It takes a bit to understand what he's saying.
Over the weekend I get a call from him:
"DU RIGUS"
"What?"
"DU RIGUS PRAY DU RIGURBUARR"
It takes like two minutes for of a back and forth like that where he's say "DU RIGUS" for me to figure out that he's talking about the black kids trying to play football in the lawn across the street. Our condo association has no black families to my knowledge, so I get why he's freaking out.
He calls the cops, they show up and make the kids leave. They're like 10 so not full negroids yet, but sure enough they come back the next day. This time though Japanese bro goes out to them with a bunch of Klocki and somehow that makes them leave. I talk to him about it later and basically the jist was the black kids were scared of an old Asian guy ranting about klocki in front of them and that's why they left.
"DU RIGUS DRONT BRUILD" was the takeaway line
