>>9401212>Joe amazingI know that’s a typo, but, man, Joe Amazing 100 percent sounds like the name of a superhero/vigilante. And not one from Marvel or mainline DC either, maybe Dark Horse or Image, or one of DC’s subsidiary companies.
Like, imagine this dude who just looks like some normal late-20s-early-30s guy, but he turns out to be some amazing (maybe a tad overly violent at times) super-powered guy. He doesn’t even have a real costume, his “costume” is like just a blue polo shirt and some slacks, maybe even cargo pants. Scratch that, his pants are definitely cargo pants. He needs to have extra pockets for whatever all he wants to carry with him, since he’s not going to use some tacticool getup or pouches.
One of the things is thaxhe kooks so generic though, there’s ends yo being a lot of normal guys who look very similar to Joe Amazing. And Joe, when he’s not out turning would-be super villains/terrorists into giblets and pulp, he just does normal everyday things, he ends up being so boring/generic that it’s the perfect coverup.
Now I’m picturing there being like a league of superheroes/vigilantes (like the Justice League, the Avengers, stuff like that), and he shows up there, in his blue polo and black cargo pants, and the rest of them are in their hero getups, and he’s just like “Hi, I’m, uh, I’m Joe Amazing, and I got that email about superheroes, or something. Can one of you guys give me a lift in the way back? I walked here, since my car’s currently at the mechanic’s. I know at least one of you guys can fly, so, you know, it’s big like you’d be wasting gas taking me back home later. Oh, and I brought a couple of bags of chip, in case, um, in case anyone gets a little hungry during the meeting.”
