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Why are modern companies so retarded and don't just do obvious shit people want? Like, not even in a "We'll only do it expensively once in a blue moon so you HAVE to buy it" way, just like, never at all?
LEGO:
>Won't make a new Space theme, let alone a good one. Alien Conquest was liquid shit, they probably blame its poor sales on Space itself rather than the butt-ugly aesthetic it had. Space Police III was decent, Mars Mission was the last kino Space theme.
>But will still make very limited-run... plushies and shirts... of Classic Space (specifically Benny's Space Squad) but only for Christmas, and only at Target, but not bring it or anything similar back as an actual theme
>Won't bring back true, simple, Castle. All you get is the infrequent and overly detailed and expensive Blue Falcons ideas set.
>Similarly probably blames the failure of Castle on Nexo Knights because no one bought that either.
>Shoves generic boring NASA themed shit into Creator, so as to justify lack of Space
>Pirates likewise only manifests as expensive over detailed exclusive shit
>Also Bionicle which would sell like hotcakes, failure is probably also blamed on Hero Factory even though Bionicle SAVED LEGO FROM BANKRUPTCY
>But hey here's Overwatch, female Nikocado BOTW clone game, another stupid Seinfeld/Friends/Always Sunny/whatever, and THREE CHINA THEMES (Ninjago, Monkie, chinese new year pagodas etc up the ass)
>Also LGBT set
Even the brick boxes suck ass, there's hardly any bricks at all, you're lucky if any one color has even eight 2x4 bricks in one box. It's all plates, studs, eyeballs, tubes, tentacles, etc.
No wonder people mostly only buy Star Wars licenseshit because everything else is half-assed or boring, like who fucking cares about Monkie Kid? Literally what is stopping LEGO from just, making a new 80's style faction for Space similar to M-Tron, just make a line with transparent shit and two warring factions of smiley airtank astronauts, it isn't hard at all.
FUCK
