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>saw Spaceballs numerous times as a kid before ever seeing Star Wars OT in the early 90s
>Always had a biased view of Lonestar being cooler than Luke
>See TLJ
>Luke became a Jedi Master turned cranky hermit, and dies alone.
>Meanwhile Lonestar defeats the Spaceballs, finds out he’s royalty, gets hitched to a hot Drewish princess, and drives a space winabego into the horizon with so much to look forward to in his future.
>only tragedy of Lonestar is that he will never have a proper action figure that isn’t a custom because George Lucas made Mel Brooks promise not to make toys of Spaceballs characters since Lucas feared people would buy them instead of the Kenner SW figs.
