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Cheetor... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... dildo's, whip, SM outfits, pictures. There's Pred play in those video's, Cheetor... If Blackarachnai saw all those pictures I took with Silverbolts unconscious body...You'll find it all in the Iacon ruins, inside Optimus statue that reads "King of Matrix Blast"(forged by UM). Now, I know what you're thinking, yes I brought this from Earth. No, I don't have pictures of you unconscious… actually, I have few your TM2 body, but that doesn't matter now. What, did you think that video from the crash was real? I had Rattrap doctor it in exchange for some... Primal services. I experimented with my connection to the Matrix... I Optimaled too hard, Cheetor... No hard feelings, right? Anyway, burn that shit...the dildo's alone are enough to get you de-sparked. I have an image to keep, Cheetor. I can't let Cybertron see me as a degenerate pervert... and that's what I am, mi little guy. All those fat gallons of semen I've wasted thanks to these BM bodies... I'm a strong man, Cheetor, but those energy blasts, it was intoxicating, Cheeto. I needed those shots on my crotch. The pain, was unlike anything I had experienced before... I craved it... it was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of Dark Enegon in the past Cycle... usually off of some blacked out Protohuman me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of. I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that slag from the face of Cyberton, SPECIALLY to keep it out of that dirty rat's paws.Okay, what else, what else... You can have some of the bananas I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of some, but it's not like I have cosmic rust or anything... Wait...Does it count if its in robot mode? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: I leave the Oracle to you, prepare to be reformatted, burn my porn, eat my bananas... Bleh.