>>8251130This is taken from a recent episode of Bare'n Ass on the Cobra Porn Network.
Cobra Commander's latest plot to conquer the world is to take over all the TV networks and then broadcast porn to every TV on the planet. People will masturbate so much that they will have no energy or motivation to go to work or school. The system will collapse, and then Cobra will swoop in to rescue them from their depravity.
