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I can’t watch toy story anymore because of homosexuals. When I was in the car my mom’s boyfriend rode with us on a long car trip. Anyways ‘You’ve got a friend in me” starts playing on the sound system and moments later my mom’s bf starts screaming in agony. He apparently shoved a spiked dildo up his ass and it shifted after being in there for 45 minutes. Anyways it cut a hole in his intestine, so the toy story music is playing, we’re pulled over at the side of the highway,he’s screaming, my mom is screaming, she yanks the sex toy out of his ass along with a few feet of torn intestine, he’s bleeding and shitting all over the Camry apoulstry, my mom is still screaming and I’m watching this shit show in the back seat as the car fills with fumes of shit and gore. Anyway it turned out he was bi and they broke up a month later because she didn’t want to touch his colonoscopy bag since he could no longer shit out his ass, also he was bi.
Anyways thanks for ruining toy story for me homosexuals, Getting through kingdom hearts 3 brought back all these memories on top of the fact that Toy Stores No Longer Exist.
