>>6723613These are but a few of the Archons of Leg Slemt, living incompatibilities who play ill upon the mortal plane.
At the back stands the Archon of Lifestyle Products, born out of the forbidden Brand Synergies. He wields the Kringle Crusher, a weapon mightier than any sword, and has shackled many a fig to his will by drilling his dread keychains into their skulls.
At right, a lesser Archon of Galidor. The forms of these beings are warped and protean, constantly shapeshifting as it suits them. Those who witness the awful mutations of a greater Archon of Galidor are often driven mad by the sight.
In the front is the quadripartite Archon of Infantilization, known as the Four Juniors. They hold dominion over BURPs, LURPs, PoOPs, and many other acronyms too arcane and juvenile to name.
