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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 20:40:06 No.7663489 View View Report

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>Paleolithic men given anachronistically highly detailed sculpture putting original Venus of Willendorf to shame
>infighting among men of the cave over fapping rights a la ‘The Gods Must Be Crazy’
>Dust settles, remaining men realize the idol is THAT powerful
>revere idol and seek out women in its likeness with greater gusto
>decades pass, cave family turned into a tribe, bordering on a clan with tight-bonds united by the plump fertility goddess
>idol statue begins to corrode and decay, as plastic eventually does
>desperate to keep the thicc goddess’s image to remain indefinitely, crafty men and women of the tribe replicate the degrading statue’s curves, neotenous face, and glowing twintails with zealous devotion
>wood, ivory, bone, clay, and stone are piled up for the first skilled artists attempting to give their aging goddess new host vessels to inhabit
>a single sculptor managed to be nearly 100% accurate with his replica
>tribe praises his divine artistic skills
>doesn’t stop with the replacement
>constructs scaled-up sculptures of the pigtailed, cherubic-faced, chubby goddess
>neighboring cave families stumble upon the still growing tribe who worship the plump goddess
>awestruck at the massive amount of art and strange beauty
>tribe becomes a settlement city, thousands of years ahead of Mesoamerican and Mesopotamian societies
>knowledge of art accelerates from the head start, leading to offshoot knowledge loosely related to techniques of sculpting the Prototype-Waifu
>metallurgy, early chemistry, textiles, even early medicinal practices have their roots in the creating art of Her Thiccness
>30,000 years later, the world is much more advanced and less politically divided than it was supposed to be
>most worship Her Thiccness Pochaco, smaller portions of the population revere the more moderate Her Curviness Sonico, and a far newer group worship Her Rotundness Taruco
>this is the world we would reside in today, in the Year of our Lard 2019.

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