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can’t watch toy story anymore because of heterosexuals. When I was in the car my dad’s girlfriend rode with us on a long car trip. Anyways ‘You’ve got a friend in me” starts playing on the sound system and moments later my dad’s gf starts screaming in agony. She apparently shoved a spiked dildo up her ass and it shifted after being in there for 45 minutes. Anyways it cut a hole in her intestine, so the toy story music is playing, we’re pulled over at the side of the highway,he’s screaming, my dad is screaming, he yanks the sex toy out of her ass along with a few feet of torn intestine, she’s bleeding and shitting all over the Camry apoulstry, my dad is still screaming and I’m watching this shit show in the back seat as the car fills with fumes of shit and gore. Anyway it turned out she was bi and they broke up a month later because he didn’t want to touch her colonoscopy bag since she could no longer shit out her ass, also she was bi.
Anyways thanks for ruining toy story for me heterosexuals, Getting through kingdom hearts 3 brought back all these memories on top of the fact that Toy Stores No Longer Exist.
