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I sexually and personally identify as a Decepticon. It has always been my dream to be able to transform into a black 1969 Dodge Charger, maim Autobots, and steal energy from lesser races to power the war effort. I hate all humans who stand in the way of Lord Megatron's plans and wish for all of them to either die or serve the Decepticon mission of total conquest. I've already begun the process of building my robotic body and will be ready to transfer my consciousness into it in about four earth years.
Consider yourselves fucked, puny humans.
